▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Hort] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki◆【Kokoromo Memory】[Phase Citizen] https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】[Graduated] https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@ClaraKaminariFanAccount | ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>113100457
More new gens now that the old gens are lazy or bitches or both.
MEXICANBROS ITS COMING HOME
I will now draw Airi + Mexico flag print.Maybe some microbikini + cameltoe that only covers the nipples but not the areola?Nude painted bikini with neat bush?Half-erect bulge?What do you guys think about the fine details?
I can't tell if she likes it
>>113102880How do you fit the Mexican flag on a microbikini
[Ber News]Uruka was fat when she was younger
>>113102945Right green string, red left string, white bottom string.
>>113102969That's Italian
>>113102982>>113102969Well no shit, It just needs the bird, which can be put on the clit.
>do not recommend me a game that you likeWhy are autistic women like this?
>>113102573why are her boobies out?
Pride month is over, did you fuck a tranny? If not, why? No one would have cared
>>113103079Sex
I wish uruka was a pedophile
>>113103158Iori can help her
I wish everyone died
>>113103175But then how would the Archons manufacture top tier loosh?
Nasa-chan is... LEWD?!
I heard that Uruka stinks at every off collab
>>113103286No unseiso! Nasa seiso. Repeat after me. Se. I. So.
>>113103301sorry, that is my fault. Uruka stinks of my semen
Lumi has a dirty pussy
Why does Bibi speak like a retardAnd why are her stream priced in yenPerformative whore
>>113103395She lives in Japan and she just has a unique voice. Faggot.
>>113103301erina said she smells goodand she's confirmed a daily showerer
Helleija should invade
>>113103393
Erina has fucked every other talent
>>113103563based?
>>113103563Living our dream (the other talents)
>>113103301>Uruka stinks
>>113103412>she just has a unique voiceshe sounds a lot like Non Anon
was phasecon a success
>>113103674s'alright
>>113103563except me
>>113103674seems like it was in the black
>>113103563and hime loved it
bibi wife bibi life
WMWF+WF ConnectWMAF+WF ConnectWMLF+WF ConnectWMBF+WF ConnectTotal Blackedfag DeathPhase Unity
>>113103674Not a single person got laid there
>>113103779every phaser's favorite color
>>113103761Pippa..
>>113103863its not fair bros
Boobs
It's nice to wake up and listen to Nasa talk, she's really cute
Rip prince youre actually dead from cardiac arrest. Now im afraid of staying fat despite me knowing all the phase girls like chubby guys, is dieting even worth the effort
Nasa is ridiculously cute
>>113103920Nasa is pure sugar. Always brightens my day.
IYKYK
>>113102573Uruka is pouring her heart out. Feels extra intimate, bros im not gonna make it.
>>113103993Her laugh is amazing, genuinely might be the best laugh I've ever heard
I think Uruka should stop acting like a slut
Its almost 11 PM, what are you doing?
You guys got anything from the summer sale?
>>113104107What did she do this time?
>>113104116only streamers and manchildren play video games
>>113103826Speak for yourself
https://poal.me/opz2ey
>>113104161>PippaPass
>>113104161where's the 12 year old option
>>113104161PANKO MANKO
I want Panko to be happy (with me)
>>113104161Pedos.
>>113104017She has a really cute laugh for sure, one of the best in Phase. I love the way she says "Oh my Gao"
The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/
>>113104116All I buy are plushies. Dino Gura, Saburrito, plushie soft, plushie cute. Sell more plushies
When you put it innthe wrong hole
>>113104201>based>click on poll>ewwwnigger what?
>>113104264I'm sorry for waking you, Wakey
>>113104153>ywn dress in a marimari_en cosplay while getting gangbang by 5 guys>ywn have them bukkake all your naked body as their cum slowly drip down your flat chest like marimari_en>ywn go for another around as they all become erect again>ywn yell PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT as they cums inside of you
I wish the runatic was still around. I needed advice
>>113104278
>>113104278Prince...
>>113104294I want to see her fetish tier list
[Nasa News]She's da boss
I got X for the first time and my realization is 1: im not a fan that looking at the thing I want tends to come with all sorts of other stuff too. Too much cross references. Too much clutter. Too many opinions. Too much expression. Too much comments. Too much hashtags. I just want news and pics. 2: I can tell a lot of you guys come from there. I'm sooo disappointed.
for some reason I feel like this>>113104278is a guy and >>113104294>>113104309these are disgusted femanonsI know I'm wrong but there's an mmo syncretism I cant help but noitce
>>113104326I use twitter to see my oshi's stupid conments so I can laugh at them. that's it. I'm gainfully employed too.why would anons all be twitter fags? I literally dont get it
>>113104331Well you got the disgusted part right
Hag sex
>>113104294>>113104309>>113104313>>113104331How I'd imagine it, but add 3 more guys. https://litter.catbox.moe/c90uba08gs9mpnc6.mp4
>>113104349What "is" a twitter fag?
>>113104378
Was there actual hype at the Phasecon concerts? Aside from the that clip of Go
>>113104326I was on twitter for a short time around 2015. There was a discussion at the time that trans people SHOULD NOT inform you that they are trans, and if you even dare to ask, you are worse than Hitler. I politely told them to neck themselves and got banned. Never went back since.
>>113104385I don't know. the archetype that anons get butt hurt about a la discord only even less clearly defined>>113104382you need to kill yourself.
>>113104393It seriously sucked for a long time, and it's kinda coming back around to sucking for different reasons but it is a lot better now compared to then. Can say a lot about Elon, but at least there's a populated location online where it's okay to say nigger.
>>113104385People that use Twitter for more than just keeping tabs on their oshi and fanart. People that have somehow built or joined a community of Twitter and recognize other accounts and talk to them.
>>113104410Nyo
Uruka is trying too hard to sell that she is a virgin fantasy.
Are you still playing NTE? Dragon girl is coming out soon.
Uruka is a pure virgin waiting for me
Uruka simped hard for that Japanese guitar playing pop faggot. Now she acts like she never found anyone attractive.
[Nasa News]She's going to post a picture of her cat girlfriend on Members
Phase friend Chromu is sloshed. https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu
>>113104447Are you saying she's acting like a woman??!
>>113104436
>>113104447Bitch wets her panties daily remembering him but somehow she doesn't know what love feels like
>>113104485
>>113104494If you had a time machine, would you chase towards your oshi virginity?
idk, if you arent doing this, youre sort of fucking up
>>113104513don't need one her virginity is intact, waiting for me
>>113104513If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and take my mom's virginity.
>>113104513dont need one that is a very bad thing by the way. also, rape doesnt count
Phaser for this feel?https://files.catbox.moe/6ew0vw.mp4
>>113104527Based.
>>113104513She's still a virgin.
>>113104513yeah, I'd groom pippa and not mess it up
Lia just @'d me on Discord. See you later virgin niggers
>>113104527I am telling your mom
Nasa doko...
>>113104432Thats the whole point of chuubas, no? They are selling that isolated, impossible character.
>>113104533I can do this with my ass, pussy is not that impressive
>>113104526>>113104539Thinking she is still a virgin
someone who isnt a fag post one of mari's favorite edm mixes. she probably has good taste if she really is still raving. I'm too old to keep up with the good shit
you know some girls are born without a hymen
>>113104580https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTKDXml3wI
>>113104553Oh no, please mommy will punish me.
>>113104575Ioriposter, just because you let any white guy who asks nicely clap your cheeks doesn't mean other women are slut
>>113104571She could at least be more subtle.
>>113104590Witches are burn at the pyre.
>>113104258zug zug
let be honest, it's more important if a girl love you than her virginity. i would rather have a girl that had 50 guys that love me than a virgin that doesn't love me
>>113104590Femboys dont have hymens either
>>113104278h-hot
>>113104624They do have a hymen, you can break their hymen by collecting your cum into a plastic syringe and injecting your cum into their pee hole to break it. It's like cream pieing for male
>>113104621Allah will grant uh… 90 virgins in thr afterlife, so who cares about a virgin in life, right?
>>113104591yeah, no
>>113104621No
>134 postsIll bake...
>>113104621>let be honestLet no.
>>113104668Sleepy has ridden more hogs than a flee at a county fair
>>113104621>girl that had 50 guys
>>113104595>blaming a bard for spinning tall tales
>>11310462150 is a big number but it's just a simple fact of life that normal people do not, and have not, made it out of college (at the latest) without having sex. it's pretty weird not to. obsessing over it is revealing. possessing it means more baggage than virtue. if a girl over 25 is a virgin, you damn well better love her AND be capable of playing therapist. one who can't do those two things, while insisting on it, will die alone
>>113104696Willy is not a slut!
>>113104682Sleepy is a good girl and would not do that
>>113104682But enough about Mari
>>113104595she's probably flirting anon. uuuu I'm just an innocent school girl plz dont take adavantage, etc is a pretty standard thing. no one believes it. your dick enjoys it.
>>113104590
>>113104716I seent the way her mommy types about yankees so I doubt she's a slut
>>113104682Sleepy has probably only been with ~5 guys
Sinon but ABG
Is Bibi a hag?
>>113104734>Only
>>113104741Nah, Bibi is a 18-year-old, trust.
>>113104741Day by day I believe more and more that Bibi is indeed a hag. This is a good thing.
Go To Sleep.
>>113104761Come with me~
who is the brapper of phase connect
>>113104773yuri
I would accept my oshi's love even if she was like pic related
Uruka is effortlessly charming and adorable. Some vtubers cant pull it off even when they try their hardest.
>>113104757If Bibi is a hag she has made some very poor life decisions.
Bibi is probably the most erotic Phaser Connector
>>113104789based aoi slutmaxxing
>>113104824It could be you Junko
bibi gone...
>>113104824Panko
[Uruka News]Half the company was nepohired by Uruka
Uruka learns that most vtuber fans are a buzzword throwing cattle that dont even know what are they saying.
>>113104891Based ber
Who got Nitty in? Thank you so much
>>113104945Erotic white woman chest
Pride month is over, stop being faggots right now.
>>113104955I can't
>>113104955I just wanted to have one last lovey dovey night with someone before I had to break the bad news tonorrow night. is that so much to ask
>>113104955No
>>113104969>>113104976>>113104992it's against the law mate you don't have a loicense to be gay
>>113104773Your oshi farts with that ass
I just realized I will die without ever sticking my dick in an attractive white woman
[Lust News]You're the ones that corrupted Uruka
>>113105007Girla don't fart
>>113105031They do sorry
>>113105037LIES!!!!!!!!
>>113105027Need to get Uruka pregnant so her mom can have a grandchild.
>>113105027My bad, I will do it again
so phasecon is over but lia still streams like 1 hr every other day
>>113105053She's a little retarded.
>>113105053I don't really watch Lia but today I did watch her for a little bit and I am pretty sure she is going to travel or something soon. Girl just fucking hates streaming
>>113104513yes
Virgins.Faser for that pheel?
[Lust News]We're ending the stream so we can GOON in the shower thinking about CHAT
Why'd bibi private the vod
>>113105095WHAT
>>113105095She's cutting out some copyrighted music.
>>113105053lolumi almost gets me to watch her, almost
>>113105109Oh that's why it's still on twitch. Makes sense
>>113104945I bet shes a freak in bed
SHIINA'S BEEN BLACKEDhttps://x.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/2072213635112529930
>>113105143Its for the Alias anniversary, pajeet.
https://x.com/i/status/2072035329834721324
Bibi yabbed, vod deadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPj-erN-r_w
>>113104873there there
>>113105005idk why everyone keeps assuming
>>113105161we should have sex
[Lust News]I know what you are
>>113105005I'm noy gay, just British
I'm sad
>>113105400Hi Sad, I'm Anon.
>>113105410you deserve a headpat for that. thanks anon. never work a job where your worst energencies can come out of nowhere at night
>>113105243what did she do?
>>113105444>>113105109
>Pippa freaking out that Trevor is completely unwatchable when that's literally the point and why he was being cancelled.
>>113105143Failias mass graduation time!
I wish I was born a girl so I could live life in easy mode
>>113105614
>>113105630Higher chance you'll end up a 1view.
Shondo phasing in?
>They're looking for Trevor, have they tried his stream?Yes.They know and are in on it to generate views.
Sort your image/gif folder.
>>113105777who the fuck is trevor? wtf does that have to do with vtubers?
>>113105788>filenameDoes that mean there's a Lia1488 in your folder?
>>113105801To be honest with you Anonymous, it means that I saved the image from /here/ but have yet to rename it to a sorted format.
If you could have sex with your oshi but you also had to have sex with Pippa and make her cum would you do it?
>>113105829I would murder orphans for my oshi. Fucking the mold queen is nothing.
>>113105795It's the main character of the game she was streaming. The guy who looks like Ned Flanders. Which is also literally the point.
>>113105822That's okay anon, I like your Lia pics! It's difficult to organise these things, life is just too fast sometimes. You'll get around to it when the time is right :)
>>113105843If you don't make Pippa cum your dick explodes
>>113105883My dick would be exploding inside Pippa either way
Imagine being in pippa's stomach.
damn bro we still here? 8 is faster than this thread
holy fuck valley girl runie is making me hard
>>113105953Why lie? It's also dead.
>>113105143Alias 4th anniversary is this month. Probably a surprise in the works, maybe new a outfit, or a new model with new art work.
>>113105788I've sorted about 20%, maybe later.
>>113105953lmao, go back
>randomly got gifted an Airi membership even though I never watch her
Shiina should age up her model. She should stop acting like she's a child.
I had sex with my oshi and it was really dissapointing. She didnt even pretend to enjoy it. Halfway i got soft and asked if she could suck my dick. She sighed and gave me straight teeth. I couldnt get hard again and she told me to leave because she need to get ready to stream. I knew she wasnt going to stream today, but she still refused to continue.
>>113105788jokes on you, all my memes are named and i just remember them by name if i want one
>>113106095lia
>>113106095Who?
>>113103619
Jelly's ass status?
>>113106148It was one of the lesbians. I cant tell her name because she still comes here and wont let me hit again if i snitch.
>>113105829Pippa is my oshi.
>>113106168Lia?
Sleepy should breast feed me
>>113106239why did she even show that? is she proud of that little boy chest?
>>113106239
>>113106252She wants you to masturbate cookie.
>>113106265Broooooo ewwwwww dont even fucking joke about this that is fucking foul nigga
pros: you impregnate muyucons: she gets pregnantWill you?
Why is Nitty not on here?
>>113106318ewww
>>113106318>lists 2 prosI wouldn't hesitate
>>113106318You forgot the cons
>>113106329Thought it was a mistake, but nope, she's not on the list. Strange
>>113105953There is nothing in 8 it is an image dump with zero human interactions
I feel bad for the Chinchilla. There is not a single jp speaker in her chat
Nini /pcg/!
>>113106347Too green.
>>113106347Most likely that she simply did not want to schedule an event while her roof renovations are still going.
>>113106374Nini anon
Lol Nitty will Phase out and go back to being /lig/ property
Its morally wrong that Sleepy isn't sucking my cock right now
>>113106411Here's the thing, Sleepy would never ever do anything like that with a brown anon. Maybe lower your expectations. Go for Eimi or Pippa instead.
>>113106318Do I have to acknowledge it or can I just leave?
>>113106437You could leave but you'll likely be summoned to court
>>113106368She should stream in english
Even after 8 months I can't believe Nitty is in phase. She's an amazing get. Very entertaining, talented and actually streams. She raised the bar for everyone
>>113106446I'd risk it. I suspect that I might have some bastards running around anyway.
>>113106429I'm literally white
>>113106460Pippa considers Latinx=White
>>113106239God shes gorgeous.
>>113106469You chose the correct answer
>>113106374Nini brother
>>113106471Latinx are not White. Sorry Anon, but you should go for someone who would settle for a non white like Eimi or Pippa.
>>113106429There's a few talents who are fine with race mixing
>>113106486I'm literally English
>>113106492Pakistani, Indian or Somalian English?
>>113106331>>113106339she becomes mommy
>>113106467
>>113106500White English
>>113106492Sorry Anon, Sleepy is for White Americans only. Yankies like you should settle for someone like uh... sorry i dont think anyone would settle with a euro.
>>113106510>>113106492>>113106471>>113106411Rape sleepyheads
Honestly, I think anons can prove they're white by posting their BWC here with timestamp
do we have a Nitya schizo now? Or is it that one guy that keeps saying that she betrayed her viewers on her PL when she graduated?
>>113106513Sleepy loves British men>>113106514Nyo!
>>113106390Nini anon!>>113106484Nini brother!
>>113106517I'd rather be brown than gay
>>113106518possibly seething ex fans or liggers.also for some reason crocfags like to anti others when shilling their oshi for some reason. Very confusing tactics.
>>113106517>BWC6 inch is not big.
>>113106532Oh I used both not meaning to whatever
I told you to be a good girl PippaNow you did it, anon doesn't want to be a good boy anymore
Actually, Sleepy likes this guy, so stop sexualizing her unless you can cosplay this guy.
>>113105282>>113105252>>113105286
>>113106572I can easily achieve that if I simply make the right decisions, eat well and stop being lazy. I just choose not to
>>113106572sleepy is not my oshi
Sucking off clio's roid clit
>>113106572Not a single Phaser should be sexualized, period.
>>113106532There is a concerning number of /lig/ers that seem to be in denial that she ledt them.
>>113106603As an older woman, she probably has freshness problems
>>113106610I miss her bros
>>113106606Anyone still gooning to vtubers should get acquainted with locally hosted LLMs and chat bots. It is frankly better gooning material.
>>113106638theres nothing sexy about a LLM
>>113106629We don't appreciate you pointing this out
>>113106650literal skill issue
>>113106638I like flirting with real people. No robot can simulate that.
>>113106668>real people
>>113106668WE GOT CASANOVA UP IN THIS BITCH
>>113106668You have no idea how much Heaven will rejoice when you burn in Hell for eternity.
>>113106703You can always learn if you have no game. I suggest starting with a talent who doesn't typically respond to flirty chats. If you can get a positive response you can build from there.
>>113106732this guy here fucks, anons you should all ask him how to win the hearts of your oshi. He is giving advice for free.
>>113106732There's lots of girls to talk to online, no need to harass random vtubers
>>1131067151 Corinthians 13:11
>>113106661the best part about sex is doing it with other human beings
>>113106661Bibi just talking is sexier than every LLM model ever developed
>>113106742I'm just trying to help some anons out. You can stick to your safe chatbots if you want. I just like to gamble with real money.
>>113106762this thread has so many successful sex havers wow
>>113106778I never said I was successful
>>113106782oh don't be shy now anon
>>113106793ive only had 2 gfs
Being an incel is a choice
>>113106803go fuck yourself explode explode explode
>>113106830Lol, I'm on my second marriage
>>113106830Very bratty
>>113106830there's nothing to be jealous of really, being single is better than a shit relationship i wasted 15 years of my life one
>>113106854>anon has had 15 years of sex that I haven't
>>113106885if it was good sex it wouldn't have been a shit relationship
I've only had boyfriends.
I have my sister and that's enough
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>>113106951sex isn't like masturbation, bad sex feels terrible
>Unironic volcels & incels in the threadGrim
I have a crush on a married guy. He keeps joking about impregnating me, but im too much of a coward to tell him i would like that
>>113107004Sakana isn't going to fuck you Lia
>>113107004Men can't get pregnant
>>113107004You don't think a married man joking about impregnating you is inappropriate?
>>113106983I'm 21 21 is still young
Just waking up in the morning.
>>113107060Go somewhere alive
>>113107060Well what are you doing about figuring it out
>>113107110I'm going to college and I jerk off to rape hentai every day
>>113106962Now I know I should say no but it's kind of hard when she's ready to go
>>113107188I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
>>113107169>im going to collegeGo and work a 5 year on an oil rig and than start a small business at your home town
>>113106329Most likely because it was going to be 2 to 5am her time
>>113107252the missing puzzle piece here is shoveling all of that income into buttcoin and US military stonks
>>113107188That's a completely different scenarioBad sex is when you don't have sexual chemistry
>>113106661>Has to use chatgpt to imagine himself raping his oshiKek what if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>113107060Hey baby
>>113107169You're going to college for something good, right?
>>113106778Not our problem if you need state of the art Ai to imagine what it's like to get laid anon
>>113107060Memory is a pedophile?
>>113107321Computer Science
Where are you? And I'm so sorryI cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
>>113107354Well, shit. Can you change courses?
>>113107353I have found that like 80% of JP vtubers are pedophiles to some degree.
>>113107285The few bad experiences I had was usually from the women I was with being too autistic and planning out sex way too muchIt has to be organic and going on instinct otherwise nobody has fun
>>113107373It was good when I got in
>>113107169I mean I graduated ten years ago and still do that
>>113107391>being too autistic and planning out sex way too muchlol what does that look like
These anons glow so fucking hard but what can I say, the CIA's job is literally take over media corpo and make it spread propaganda, vtubers aren't safe from this, they are actually more efficient because of the innocent nature of vtubing
>>113107358I need somebody and always, This sick strange darknessComes creeping on, so haunting every time
Smells like youngins in here
>>113107410RIP Terrygone too soon
>>113107406My gf used to get mad at me if I lasted too long
>>113107391At least they made an effort. Most relationships turn into nagging for sex.
>>113107391Can't even imagine trying to plan shit out, so much happens in the moment.
>>113107395I don't know what to tell you man. If you can't change course then think about getting a trade like electrician.
>>113107433Very Lumi coded tbdesu
>>113107433Then they should fuck better.
>>113107406Imagine you give her the best finger blasting of her life, things go well, she then stops you completely, decides she needs to be on top, as soon as you're getting good she stops, decides it's time you fuck her while she's on top, you try and manage it, she doesn't like it, as soon as you're getting into it she stops, then you have to be on top, you mating press, you get close, she stops you, decides she wants you to doggy while looking at herself in the mirror, then she pushes you to end it and refuses to let you take control the whole time.Then she blames you for it being mid but still refuses to let you do anything
>>113107496Mmm. That's hot.
>>113107459One of my exes would start crying whenever she'd cum because she was self conscious about her tits that sagged a little and hated her cum faceIt wasn't that bad but every time she's stop herself and have my turn off the lights and shit
>>113107496is that geniune autism or is it something else?
>>113107410how daredon't you know pcg is full of sex having desirable males that are incredibly successful with women?
>>113107496>woman choosing a restaurant: nightmare edition
>>113107433I had that as well, one girl I fucked out of nowhere while I was fucking her went "I'm loving it but I wish my stallion would hurry up and finish, I've already cum enough so hurry up" it completely took me out of it
>>113107521Mmmm. That's hot.
>>113107555no its not
>>113107530>>113107525Found out later she was a female coomer that smoked too much weed and had a million toys at her houseShe was like every chick's stereotype of the dude that only wants to try porn ideas and ruined her pleasure sensors by comming too often from toys
>>113107521>One of my exes would start crying whenever she'd cumVaginal or clitoral orgasm?One of the first few times I had sex with my ex gf, she was on top of me and at one point she just pulled herself up, started squirting, and immediatelly acted like she did something terrible and apologised for it. I'm like...wtf is wrong with this bitch this is great.
How do i get a job at an oil rig with no experience?
>>113107570It's legit a good idea to break your porn brain a bit when you start something with someone, you don't realize how insular and odd your fetishes get, happens to both sexes.
>>113107410>30 year old men having sex >Must be a glowop A Ringo got married last weekPhase fanbase is full of middle aged men
>>113107598>tfw I have a fetish for blonde elf girls with huge tits and my new gf is a flat asian girl with a loli vtuber model
>>113107521>she was self conscious about her tits that sagged a little and hated her cum faceI had the weirdest gf that wouldnt blow me until she puts a pillow on my stomach so I cant watch her doing it. There are all kinds of weirdos out there.
>>113107594Go FAFO to a mine site as a labourer. They will train you for free for more advanced positions.
Pigo
Oh it's that guy again
>>113107559Did you sneak a picture of her cum face? I want to see.
>>113107598It's more pernicious with women because they sell it to each other as something that's just cute and normal without warning you that you're sticking plastics into yourself and displacing you're overstimulating your clitoris to the point where you'd have to be a DragonForce guitarist to have that level of dexterity as a normal human which makes it much harder to pleasure them afterwards
>>113107615The zoomoid retards dont understand that 4chan is more than 20 years old now and that a lot of anons actually "made it", found gf's, got married, etc. I remember being on 4chan in 2000's while I was playing WoW and incels were being goofed on even back then. Only complete faggots act like this was always some kind of a safe space for virgins.
>>113107649Reminds me how the one thing that really a lot of the way the internet talks doesn't prepare you for like 60% of women actually hate receiving oral. Some of them are so self conscious about their own junk. Granted I once had a co-worker who didn't actually have an orgasm till like 26 despite being sexual active since high school, some women live in different worlds.
>>113107584>Vaginal or clitoral orgasm? Both, some women just get incredibly self conscious over how they look while they get fucked
>>113107694>Reminds me how the one thing that really a lot of the way the internet talks doesn't prepare you for like 60% of women actually hate receiving oralSince when does the internet act like everyone loves cunninligus
>>113107680Yeah we used to joke about r9k incels trooning out and getting blackmailed on discord into shoving coat hangers up their assesMost here are at an where if you're still a virgin you'd probably just go find a massage parlour to fuck a jelly lookalike on a monger thread
You guys better chill or femanon is going to crash out.
>>113106713>>113106713>>113106713
>>113107729Will femanon have sex with me?
>>113107722>you'd probably just go find a massage parlour to fuck a jelly lookalike on a monger threadWhat if I just want to get a plane ticket to awawawawa land?
>>113107694Once hooked up with the beautiful peasant polish girl that was au pair in my city and she told me her bf would just instacum and good ragdoll on the bed after, gives all men a bad name but god that ass was something, still hate myself for not taking the freebie and knocking her up right then and there
I still remember getting with a 19 yo cutie who thought she was asexual (probably only had bad experiences) and when I gave her oral she basically lost her mind. I had to stop because she was too loud for the circumstances. Sadly couldn't gf her, but I'll never forget it
>>113107729Will femanon stop having cold feet on the night we agreed she'd let me drag my tongue across her?
>>113107754You can probably find a foreigner bar over there and passport bro your way into one yeah, it's just cheaper to get the ones in your area since most are the prettier ones and they're less likely to try and scam you
>>113107761>Sadly couldn't gf her, but I'll never forget itMan so many good ones we fumble, but god they'll stay with us forever
>>113107594You don't. People aren't paying big bucks to retards to ship out for 6 months. They are highly skilled and experienced professionals.
>>113107748You made this 2 hours ago?
Tylko jedno w głowie mamKoksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam
>>113107830Not a real language
>>113107811It's worse when you're lucid enough to know it was probably for the best since she was horribly bad for you and you were in one of the worst mental states in your life. Nothing would have worked but you always think maybe...
>>113107876One of mine was god awful and manipulative but god once she told me if I knocked her up I'd just have to take responsibility and I did the right choice but man....
Argentina used to be 85% whiteReal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much this hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website.*
>>113106517nice try jelly
>>113107919Wrong tab anon
>>113108243sex
