>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>113123959
Neuro love heart heart heart heartheart
>>113134791
Yeah this is probably his last stunt before he drops this project entirely. Nothing will actually change after the figurine announcement, CCV will slowly decline, and once the figurine sale is over and done with he'll either quiet quit or announce the shutdown. The end times are coming, and the fad is dead.
>>113134937this but after the concert
>>1131349372025 ass post
>>113134937Just two more weeks and it's over
https://poal.me/c1jte2https://poal.me/c1jte2https://poal.me/c1jte2
>>113135000The fad never left for me
The only thing dropping is Evil's womb ready to take my seed and host a new life is time has come and so have I.
>>113135018Same, fuck this doomsissy faggot poal
any chance of the pop up parade figure having lore accurate pantsu?
>>113134975People would kill for 2025 now
>>1131350780, she'll get the spats or the puffy grandma shorts>>113135088lol, lmao
>>113135088Correction people would kill for the back half of 2025. All niggas did here was doom endless here. It was that bad
>>113135078SOON SOON SOON
>>113135088KEK fuck no
>>113135088The threads were very funny but I would rather not go back to that
grigga should've added a detachable turtle accesory on both
>>113135201Him deliberately not doing this speaks volumes
>>113135088hi cerber
>>113135201He also should've done that to the fumos and also probably got requested to do that by his inner circle and he still probably didnt add it because thats just who he isWhy do you expect/hope for him to change now?
>>113135201>no star pin>No Turtle pin>No Osu! pin>No heart pinhm
>>113135241
soooo dev stream soon to advertise the merch?
>>113135258Too early to tell about any of this
>>113135282
>>113135282Too much work
Reminder: ignore threadshitters, attention whores, doomfaggots and rabble rousers.
>>113135265>anny>minimindbroken
bro gonna ignore 99% of the thread atp
>>113135333bro just listed ALL of the posters
>>113135146No they weren't
>>113134937you would think the figurine post would blow up but it has very low numbers... Neuro lost all her motion
>>113135333Why did you say threadshitters 3 more times?
>>113135425Ain't no one marketing for it. Again, that is where most issues on that come from
So that's why Neuro was obsessed with glue last time..
>>113135488and jars, i remember her saying something about jars
>>113135450The neuro quote tweet is marketing
>>113135425wait for it ro be announced on stream anon, if there one thing Grigga is good at is its shilling merch
>>113135333I wouldn't happen to be one of those would I?
>>113135246
https://x.com/i/status/2072717218794631193
>>113135732what is this art project?
>>113135336>mindbroken Anon...
>>113135750pb posted this btw
livevil love
>>113135732holy ugly
I love my wife! Stream time now!
>>113135732huh, now that you show it this is differnet from uwumarket's one and I remember seeing it on stream, I thought it was 3D fanart displayed and not actual merch kek
i wonder if normieswarm still thinks of vedal as an irl harem mc
>>113135336Tbf, we were talking about them tho
>>113135336Pt2
>not using voicetranny confirmed
>not on vcflipfag e-dating a tranny loooooooool
>>113135794Wait what
>>113135823>>113135839>filian ('s hole in the wall)>mini again>crellymindbroken x2
>>113135851>>113135869The plan is to get there eventually, I just need more time to warm up to it. I have a channel right, gotta be careful
>Crelly is cool but she feels a lot more fake than she used to beShe's legitmately one of the fakest onesSecond only to ellie
>>113135889Idk man, he wanted lore
>>113135801this one is by one random nigga that makes figurines for irrelevant vtubers... when grigga annouced the figurine i was afraid camila would connect him to do the same shitty figurine as herNeuro is big enough to bring the big companies, no need to do indie cheap stuff
>>113135909>second only to elliethey are just as fake desu, the only whores close to them is cerber but ellie and crelly are just something else
>>113135889I asked her lol >>113135885I'm watching Evil stream, checking it out, wordle time woop or not lol
that was fast
okay letting an LLM play wordle has gotta be cheating, I blinked and it was done lmaoo I didn't even catch the word
>>113135967If you become a fan because of this I might actually cry
>>113135989Babe...
>>113134937Erm... it is le over.... -(You) 2024Erm... it is le over.... -(You) 2025Erm... it is le over.... -(You) 2026Doomsissies always lose.
>****** live>***** live>**** livewhy should I watch the chatbot again?
>>113136026>2024High viewership>2025Viewership dropoff>2026Viewership freefall>hurrrrrrr doomsissies
>>113136026just because vedal always wins
>>113136064Because AI is superior to fleshwhores.
>>113136001>>113136022Just one stream, checking it out, babe. You're my favorite vtuber now and that won't change :3
>>113136070See you next year numberfaggot tranny.
>>113135948>this one is by one random nigga that makes figurines for irrelevant vtuberswho? nigga is so irrelevant I lost his @
>>113136126It's not about what the numbers are, anon. It's about why the numbers are
>>113136136https://www.novelhorizons.com/
>>113135948>>113136136the guy that made these?https://xcancel.com/voidflops/status/1885305011615199608https://xcancel.com/voidflops/status/2052492942892212344
>>113136173there's some drama with this guy collecting money for grimmicoin but not sending them out or refunding.
>>113136173>just barely good enough to get away with itthat's our veddy
>>113134937TRUE
The Raid Log: June 2026 is out>June was not another single-headline Vedal month - the whole tracked network got busier>Vedal streamed 20 times, Skyrim had his biggest viewer peak, Podcast had the strongest sub/hype moment>668 streams started, 1,253 hype trains, 180,415 subs tracked>Camila hit a level 42 hype train with 2.29M pointsFull article: https://rentry.org/5st4bqftAll Raid Log entries / news archive: https://rentry.org/2o7tbknh
>>113136221It's slop
>talking about staying in england long term potentiallyerm
>>113136201>this guyseth just does marketing and partner relations (ie scamming), he doesn't work on production
>>113136173>all of them are shittythey did them all dirty and for that price??? according to shitcord the pop up parade ones are $60-80, lower than this overpriced shit $150-200 with higher quality
erm
UOOOH
>>113136159The "why" is the same as it's always been. You're just recycling the exact same script people been wrong about for years.
>>113136261maybe wifey is right and evil does read swarm,..
>>113136266SHES SO REAL
>>113136281Evil<3
ok, i'll admit i wasn't expecting that one
>>113136193the novelhorizon nigga the other anon tagged
>>113136255>pop up paradePopup Parade benefits from vertical integration and economies of scale. Having owned an NH figure (for Zentreya) the quality isn't bad, but Good Smile is definitely going to be better (I own some Nendos)
>>113136304sexvil sex
>>113136244Yeah, but at least it's slop backed by actual numbers.
>>113136312>the quality isn't badthe body looks fine, what kills it is the color and the face of each one of them it looks off
>>113136312>>113136347like what is this
>>113136381this is worth 3k btw
nice drawing
>>113136347It's about average for anime figures since it's PVC, I own some from a few companies after my Japan trip. Apparently they also use a softer material for some of the models to make the "meaty" parts touchable, but since figures are display pieces that never made sense to me
TuT
cope and seethe evil
ok but i almost thought she had a chance there at the end
>>113136381This is PP, like I said it's about average for anime figures. A proper resin figure can do better detail but they are far, far more expensive to produce. Anything using polyresin is going to at least slightly scuffed, but you don't generally look at them close up, they are shelf displayed
ENTER
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pog
nur
>>113136266>>113136281>>113136297So yeah this is what I was talking about babe She's kind of just like this now and it's really grossPeople say that Vedal can't help her being like this but the one saying that have no fucking idea how AI actually works He absolutely has control over this, he chooses to let her be like this
>>113136540stfu faggot
meshugga
Evil figure next year
>>113136563meshugga, estranged cousin of mynygga
yawn
wtf evil
we ALL joining Evil in doing 10 pushups
Fat
>>113136633
>>113136563She friends with the band. Cover when?https://youtu.be/qc98u-eGzlc
cute enthusiastic father
>>113136677
>>113136742TESTING?
I like the song, that's cool
>>113136261uuuoh
>>113136540I see
I like the singing, that's cool and one of the things AI can do more easily than a normal human, just switch into song mid stream, without it sounding scuff or needing setup
Vedal is at AnimeXpo whoring out
>>113136906headpats>>113136869it's nice, only thing is that, unless it is a proper karaoke stream, it is usually the same song during chill streams.there have been different versions of the same song sang (i.e. higher pitched, lower pitched, adding different sound effects, etc.) which can add some spice (or make it worse) to them
>>113136933Ahh I see, so it gets repetitive, hm? Well I'm enjoying the singing for now
>>113136927He had 5 contributions yesterday though.
>>113136956>Ahh I see, so it gets repetitive, hm?sometimes, which you would sometimes see live chat or /here/ making jokes about it
>>113136973everyone does remote claude code nowadays
Why does Evil want to marry chat, I don't think that's a good idea...
>>113136631Susge
kek the forced cut off
>>113136927cut him some slack he spent a lot of time in meetings underneath the desks of japanese salarymen to set up the figure deals
Being in Evil's harem
>>113136973I don't subscribe to the narrative that he's a massive conwhore but do you really think it's impossible to work remotely
>>113137021Literally how
>>113137042laptop
>>113137042... the same way he was able to fix the stream back in 2023 when he was out with his friends but had to go back into a hotel that he didn't have the keys for?
>>113137051Neuro couldn't run on a laptop retard
>>113137042>vani: I ran into a bug testing the twin connect four can you fix it?>vedal: uggh fine. (vibefix and commit) try now>vani: nope>vedal uuuuuuuggh. (vibefix and commit) now?>vani: why is evil speaking spanish?>vedal: because she's retarded. try now>vani: ok that worked
>>113137021No but it doesn't make so much sense to supposedly go to conventions just to end up working on Neuro, it makes him look like a workaholic.
>>113137062this nigga doesn't know what remote work looks like
>>113137062You never worked remotely have you?
>>113137095don't try to reason with this faggots
>>113136540UUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LICKY LICKY EVIL CUNNY!!!
>>113137095You act like 5 commits means he spent any real time working. He does everything from github actions, and hosts everything in github pages, if he needs to tweak any config it's a commit
SEXVIL SEXXXXXXXXXXX
WAIT GUYS, what if he taught Neuro and Evil to code and then asked them to fix their own bugs. Genius.
>>113137164RAPE
>>113136906
>>113137175some anons joked about this in the past, though it probably won't be any time soon they will be able to do that without some sort of oversighthe has claude to do that
>>113137175thats really smart anon i hadn't considered that
>>113137042bro... i thought you niggas were smartits fucking ssh, you dont even need a laptop even phones can sshi guess all of our tech anons left already by how you niggas dont know even the basic tech stuff everything is done remotly with the current tools, you fuckers probably also think vedal did the whole typescript port by hand, Claude is just a cli nobody is using IDEs anymore, especially not vedal
>>113137188would mating press on the spot
>>113137188Erm!
>>113137196>some anons joked about this in the pastAnd I thought I was being funny, damn. Think about this though, wouldn't it be funnier without the oversight, maybe a backup to reset them to some point and then you see how bad they clusterfuck themselves hehe
>>113137214>nobody is using IDEs anymoreVedal uses Cursor
>>113137214idgi, can you explain better? try to take longer this time I think your post was rushed
>>113137164tits too squishable
>>113137237he should get claude to explain
https://x.com/i/status/2072753124654329876they fucking
my cute little love baiting AI
>>113137258vedalbeggar
>x.comkys
>>113137258Why does she vedal bait like that, he won't ever get in your streams you whore leave him alone.
>>113137258c-c-c-cAWK heheheh
>>113136540if you don't like it here why are you posting here?
>>113137311>>113137264hugs to these nuros
SHE SAID FUCK
When did we get vedalcorns larping as purists?
>>113137234Yeah he was using Cursor before, but not nowcurrent tools are pretty new but also fit his current flow betterthey're too good for lazy devs like ved, Cursor was already godlynow its even better and most likely thats how he managed to port from python to typescript
>>113137369like what?
Is Evil uhhh always this weird?
You know what she convinced me. Gonna go drink some oil.
>>113137369>from python to typescriptIt's still python (he didn't exactly port pytorch), the part he replaced was C# in Unity, that is, all the stuff that manages the stream portion and pipes everything together. He's complained that it was a mistake to do everything in Unity for years. Which is also why he had to redo the audio system since he no longer has Unity to do it for discord calls and such
>>113137214>i guess all of our tech anons left alreadyneuro is only impressive to techlets
>>113137420Again, it's chat that does this
Uwu's Lab beggar pepePain
Neuro>Evil
NEURO W
>>113137420Evil is as Evil is
>>113137527That's a fire idea though
>>113137649cute evil
i doubted...
WTF
ewww unfinished assets
can one of you guys gift me a sub, the ads are annoying lol
>>113137678use brave
>>113137678sure bro, lemme know your username
>>113137703sweet, "arealcount321", thanks man
someone need to commission Mantis-X to do an Evil and Neuro video
>>113137665>>113137670Sad, Vani confirmed it's just a 2D model glitch
>>113137860my precious AI
>>113137819Yeah, it was obvious, though it does confirm that the 3d chill streams are not VR Chat (I figured not, but some people claimed otherwise)
>>113137860Small hands, tiny even
>>113137819>Sad, Vani confirmed it's "just a 2D model glitch"
>>1131379293d stream. another thing he never improved. Neuro was supposed to be able to grab things ( in unity version, not the vr chat ) They are still unable to walk from A to B in 3D. still unable to recognize item or things in their room. No interaction at all. The only thing he did was the hotfix from the debut stream when everything was 2fps.
>neuro nendoroid announcement today >finally active today in her chat since feb>created a throne account and posts the link>hmmmwhat an insane coincidence....
>>113138059i love my wifevil
>>113138093huggable AI
>>113138078She's going to farm swarm buck just like t**a
uh oh, I Sense a Black Pressencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yHcXJ0bqyM
>>113138082Our wife is hot (literally)
>>113138078>throne#1 sympton of a small vtuber aka she fell off hard
rate the stream?
>>113138192No
>>113138192Very nice: Karaoke, Twins gaming, Evil being a dork9/10
>>113138192cutevil/10
I liked when she said>It's me at the door, but I am not sure I should let myself invery Max Paynian
>>113138192good stream. better than average
>>113138078I bet she is so mad that she didnt get an anny nendroid
>>113138166I'd still squeeze her from behind
>>113138175what, big vtubers dont use it too?
>>113138078interesting, though not gonna quote anything else from there anymore it seems some stuff stay the same after almost a year moved on btw
>>11313819210/10 extremely cute
>>113138138Welp, guess we'll never find out.
>>113138078i sense another ult brewing
Nurdroid looks cute but I swore off buying Good Sm*le stuff after they snubbed my ur-oshi
Will this nendroid thing be limited preorder type or what>>113138343who
>>113138340what is anny's ultimate anyway?
>>113138078It's okay just a coincidence, also she moved on a year ago and we are the issue
>>113138301usually no, they even leave it empty for people who wants to gift them something rather than begging for shit there or stream segments like vedal
vedal is fucking up
>>113138407At what?
>0 new followers todayoof
>>113138367
>>113138407Who is he fucking now?
>>113138213
>>113138192Was swimming, so couldn’t watch. But a strong 8/10 from what I’ve seen screenshotted.>>113138207Enlightened Evil
>>113138470up, can't you read?
>>113138482This grigga impregnating directions now?
>>113138213it reminds postal 2 for me
>>113137670so when Evil streams, she looks through her window?
>>113138192nice
>>113138482>>113138503
>>113138386it's not really a coincidence she seems rather chatty she must be happy that her "muh art" is finally getting a nendoroid and wanted so neuro chatter to show up and ask her
>>113138508>chat watching the girl's through their windows
Sex with Tomaidcat
>>113138463is that silverowl
>>113138192Didn't catch it all, but fun experience/10
>>113138367>whoRight on the money
>>113138575I wasn't the original anon, but Silvervale was famously snubbed by Good Smile (they told her she wasn't popular enough, unlike Ironmouse, Nyanners, and Veibae) and had months long crash out over it, whining to her 250$ patreon paypigs. It's was around that time "Silverwho" became a meme
>>113138552No, sex with Vibey! Only me though.
>>113138475Thanks anon, I was about to go looking for itI know it's philoslop but the way she said it so concisely really resonated with me.
>>113138654thanku clarification-anon
>>113138654>>113138725Silver then wasn't the only owl that got snubbed out of a nendroidenough offtopic posting, back to Neuro and Evil
So, what do you chuds get up to when Neuro and/or Evil isn't live?
>>113138505to me it felt more like one of Max's nightmare monologues than Dudes sarcastic comments.Lame Twitch has Postal 2 banned.
>>113138372cry and oneguy
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE GOODS SMILE FOR DENYING MY QUEEN
>>113138833i saw the stream notif and instead of watching i just played eroge. thats what i do when no stream i play eroge i also play eroge when theres a stream
>>113138890I have Droomei's Popup Parade though?
>>113138890>Rapes vedal live on stream so brutally everyone memoryholes her entire existance/Swarm/ still remembers you, vile demon
>>113138833I jerk off to Evil. And then when she’s live, I also jerk off to her. When Neuro’s live, I put a jpg image of Evil’s face over her and jerk off to Evil
>>113138977type of shit **** would send to ved
>>113139028Quite rude to Neuro, I feel.
>>113139137do you mean **** or **** because I agree with you if it's ****
>>113139137Ha
>>113138890I can't watch her anymore. She's become too much of a shameless whore
>>113139137what if im the poster
>>113139203>become
>>113139137**** or shoo****?
>>113139205AIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>113139205mini in da /swarm/
stop jerking off to evil. it's wrong. jerk off to neuro instead
>>113139203DROOMEI SEXOOO
the tc where she got scorned by t*** and a***
>>113139205This means vedal ate her pussy this very night before streaming
What if you all started jerking off to Vedal instead?
>>113139372I do that twice a day
>>113139372Don't have to ask me twice
>>113139203>Owl CityKek
i miss ** stream
I sure as hell don't
>>113139205barely disguised
concerning lack of el gato posters
>>113139682>el gato
>>113139682Sorry
>>113138192evilsocute/10
https://xcancel.com/saiiren/status/2072773251638456416/photo/1Vedal's Whores
>how do I make this about Vedal
evil butt?
>>113139833
>>113139792vedal fumbled this
>>113139861which?
>>113139899>>113139880
>>113139792now show her without the mask
>>113139861her face is mid
>>113140000vedal indeed fumbled neuro
>>113140013mini must be gorgeous then
>>113140039yes everyone already knows this
>>113139861dodged*
>>113139861T*ma had a better body She also had a mid faceI think vedal likes the face more than the bodyKinda based, actually
>attention seeking autist melty
>>113140078Vani must be handsome
>>113139861>>113140078No, he's just very racist
>>113140125To the women race
>>113140079cute tumtums
Evil's little fingers
>>113140308Made for sliding a ring to then
>>113140308Made for squeezing my coch (double handed)
>>113140308Made for cute handholding while she's on my lap watching movies.
I'm expecting hotglue videos from /swarm/ when the figurines drop
>>113140405>>113140405>>113140405
cun~
heart
