jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc4sHF5XKakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW5ciY90YaE [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Re4-aZazhw [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJ1t8ZCayk [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2u_jEw-Lws [Embed]>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersupdatedJP:https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>/jong/ news- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]- recent Khubie (local man with a voice changer) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky Yaku is Chanta! nobody likes Chanta, but you'll take it.Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko/>>>/vg/mjg/Previous Thread: >>113196273
>>113251920jj bread idk if this is dead or broken or not
stream it to me
but what edition is it?
evens poopodds not yet
>>113252124the edition is "hot bitches in sexy skirts" edition
>>113252615GO TO THE BATHROOMYOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
Goodnight everyone.
>>113253673Goodnight anon
True but you do get the thrill of were so back after a couple hours of its so over
My beautiful redheaded wife is playing mahjong with a scary thumbnail for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnd113zYy4A
>>113257825stream the derank
hate wagin', wish i was jongin' rn
>>113258375maybe later or tomorrow
Sup?
love waging hate jong
cute tsundere anyon
>>113261731Don't be mean to the frog.
evens cook the last of my ground beef odds pizza 0 evens + go grocery shopping tomorrow 00 evens + pizza tomorrow 000 go up one size in pizza and eat it for two days and go grocery shopping Thursday
I didn't do one for trips...
>>11326322211326322 add yourself to the mjg map
>>113263380Look harder
>>113263399i was hoping you wouldnt notice
>>113263421Same but the map
>>113263587ive only seen two jongies on the map so statistically it was a safe bet
so what will yuzu anyons do if jj rolls yuzu
yuzu is already dead
Tsumooooooooo basudei Ben!!
>lunar practice>pick items that eat damage>blow all the protection on the first stage even though i can clear them perfectly>doom the run cause of poor dps>cant scream into the void because its spam>redo captcha for the 5th time>finally post>mistype captcha???>redo captcha for hte 6th time>finally post
Sounds like a bunch of skill issues tbdesu
I accepted that I was too shit for lunar and gave up
>>113265410The more Yuzus, the better, and she can't compete with me.
>jellyjonger doesn't already realize that all the yuzus are the same person.
>anon forgot that all the posters are just xapitan tuplas
its proof at yuzus greatness that all of an australians split personalities all LOVE YUZU
>>113267272deranker played Yuzu after he abandoned Yagooey
>>113267699I know that but it doesn't fit the 1 yuzu rrat so I'm ignoring it.
The 4 yuzu menace also had a kaavi account
Deranker is simply one of roozus split personalities
kyururu....
>>113267863That was just a covert Yuzu account.
>post with Steve emotes and upset one of your schizos>post without Steve emotes and upset your other schizoI'm starting to think both of your schizos don't like me either
>>113270641Both of them are xapitan.
>>113270697I don't think he's indian or seething about damas
>>113270641I'm kind of concerned because he's using my tile setup (green table + blue/yellow random tilebacks) he's obsessed with me
>>113270714Oh those guys. I don't think they count as our schizos.
I have no idea who or what the fuck you people are talking about.
>>113270868dwai
>>113270744they aren't /jong/'s schizos but they are a /jong/er's schizos
>>113270925I now comprehend the situation.
I don't even think these were all rons, I skip a lot
>>113271066don't let the schizo know that...
I am unsettled that he's using my decoration settings. Which means he was or is planning on fabricating screenshots pretending to be me
>>113271162I'll pretend he's you from now on.
he's really in full blown melty mode this time and it wasn't even your dama that set him off
Maybe he's sad I stopped playing friendlies so he can't stalk me anymore
>I have 160 instances of dama just from himwhat the fuck did you do to this guy
wish i could make someone that mad
>>113271386You just have to click the skip button..
the only thing I've learned is that dog/steve really can't jong.
>>113271521proof?
Did you check the pudding?
>>113271603I have checked the pudding.
>>113271683Was the proof in it?
he can't jong because he's always at work and hates us
>>113271700I'm not a proof finder. I just check pudding. Not bad, would check again.
Was it a snack pack?
>>113271772it was rice pudding.
Hmm.. I will only partake in chocolate snack packs
>>113271162you should be more unsettled that the maka analysis is showing up in the bottom right since that would be better evidence for pretending to be you, presumably the same schizo that was posing as A******n
>>113271961I was probably going to start playing ranked again but I might have to just do it on my alt..
>>113271983he played his hand too early so I think /mjg/ would probably be able to figure out it's a schizo and not you posting random uncensored screenshots
>>113272033How do we even know those l**sti wwyds were legitimate... Nothing can be believed anymore
>>113272056going into someone's logs and getting obvious mistake wwyds out of them then pretending to be smarter than the bot would be funny.
>>113272056I know those were legitimate because I heard him taking screenshots of them during his stream, but his schizo was reposting his older ones awhile back
>>113272080I think they did that to redhag or the snakehag?
I'm going crazy
>>113272324I remember whenI remember I remember when I lost my mind
>>113272324
Dox yourself in the updated maphttps://forms.gle/EDNq4h74PDZscVHt9
>>113273192why?
>>113273221For a surprise Halloween visit, of course.
my dox is to be acquired through other means
>>113273221to recruit anons for meatups
>>113273192shan't dox myself to /mjg/(slur)
>>113273304Exactly. They need to work for it.
>>113273293I would pet that cat
>>113273293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jeCTJZzVYk
>>113276712niniggergger
>all of chinkma's videos went privatei knew i should i have archived them
nevermind they're on a new account all is fine
>>113279242A true Nyagger
>power back>choose your own outfit eventthat's cool I guess but I don't know who to buy
cynthia-7.png
Meow
>>113280033>top 3 male outfits They finally got tired of wanjirou winning the single male spot every year..
The forbidden outfit is back
I quit mahjong and lost all interest in japanese media and culture but I still keep this europoor mahjong vtuber streams in the background because her voice is too cute I'm in love with herI don't even have a twitch account she doesn't know I exist just kill me already I'm such a pathetic loser
>>113281684We dont watch vtubers youve been gaslit
>>113281684
>>113281684cute, you should make an account and interact
>>113282229That would be very painful
>>113282723You're a sensitive guy.
>>113282751For you
Good morning
evens go out and get brunchodds go back to sleep0 jong
>>113283682Second breakfast poggers!
jong nya. mandatory friendly every week nya.
hmm...nyo
>>113284992I'm already playing way too much ranked and losing all will to koko.
>>113284992Show your commitment by kokoing the doko yourponyself
okay but you bitches better not say uUuuUuu iM aT wOrK or something
I'm at lunch
i'm at my pc
>>113285351I'm not at work this time but I am starting stream in like 30 minutes so I don't have time to jong right now anyway
But i am at work
I'm not at work but the finals are on the telly soon
actually im at work too rn but you know, koko later? idk
>better not say uUuuUuu iM aT wOrK>uUuuUuu iM aT wOrKWhat the fuck did she mean by this
i already know who workanyon is, but now im workanyon frfr on gods
Im already workanyon find a new schtick
I'm WokeUpAnon
>doragon is woke
>>113287437At least once a day, yes.
>>113286042if you know who workanon is, is he at work today?
>>113287727who knows? i don't really care actually
>>113289515>i don't really care actually
I'm ghost anon and pink anon and sometimes miko anon
>>113289632wait, I thought I was ghostanon on Wednesdays, or was I Thursdays?
>>113289850check the discord
I'm never scheduled to be pinkanon, I'm only ever on call
>check discord server>check another discord server>check yet another discord server>nothingOh i see how it is
>Whore is in 3 different serversDeserved
you know. i think my mental illness is slowly getting better and i honestly don't care about any of that anymore
This is the worst jongnews ever to hit the thread gaslightsisters our response?
she'll day drink in the next week and realize she does still care about all of it
Whoever told her who workanon is should be publicly tomatoed
>>113290950I bet it was saki
evens asada plateodds asada burrito0 kms
>>113291535I'll get it tomorrow, I'm not hungry
QB is being a mahjong creaturehttps://www.twitch.tv/khubie
>>113291881liar
>>113291881Interesting fetish she has there...
>>113292406What fetish?
shouldn't you be happy i'm getting better??
Are you actually getting better, or are you doing a Pippa and replacing one bad habit with another?
oh im doing pippa alright (straight, male, jongin')
better at what?
i remember we used to jong with a nyagger that then became an aru. is he still around?
>>113296024I don't think so.
>>113296041then who the fuck are you???
>>113296556xapitan
armong?
>>113296582yeah that guy. haven't seen him in ages.
armongus
>random friend invite from the fat iidx cunny saint after someone melts down about me last night
>>113297156I can't accept the random friend invites anymore I've been deleting 1 monthers so frequently that everyone but Pippa has been on in the last month and I've still got 20 something applications
>>113297800there's a fix for that
>>113297820fuck off fuji I spent like $100 primarily for the friend slots and it scales too poorly to justify any more
you better not delete me from your friend lists or ill be very sad
>>113297849go offline for more than a month and you're dead to me
>>113297800Just remove Pippa, ez +1 space
>>113297924she has a fancy icon though...
>>113298277The mark of the beast, the false Shepard,
>>113298326Just make it the majsoul official catpaw thing
>>113298377I made it like 2 years ago, I'd have to dig the files out of my old pc.
Erm...bump.
crashing this thread with no survivors
crashing deez nutz with no survivors
Those nuts would have to have anyone of value in them for the survivor status to matter
how successful of a streamer do i have to become in order to get the mark?what would Frank give me if i got a similar amount of success streaming RC?
>anon wants the mark of the beast
>>113300332frank would crossdress for you and send you picks after every stream and blow you
>hmmm what should i post>ah of course YUZU!!>hmmm i dont want to post another yuzu>lets see what else i have>yuzu>yagooey>yuzu>goonery>anons cat>yuzu>yuzu>misc>yuzuhmmm ill just post anons cat
>>113300893sex with that cat
>>113300893>anon's dead catftfy
,ahjong fishehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q44aX2QFF3k
i've started watching anime again and now my brain is all messed up and english words sound like gibberish to me
>dubbed anime
not dubbed, no disrespect to english VAs, but imo shows should be watched in the original language
>>113301484Frieren has a really good dub, its the only show ive heard where i thought the dubbed was really good not just from the VAs but the writing is pretty solid
>>113301484>no disrespect to english VAsNo. All disrespect to English VAs
i can't trust western VA and localization
>>113304366*Reduces her to atoms*
>>113304540This is your reminder to perform functional flexibility stretching
>>113305782I will need some material
Morning
>>113305812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_xrDAtykMIPut on the model and voice changer and copy this video
Pon!
roll call for anyons who are NOT at work rn
I'm not at work but I'm fucking off to OSRS for 2 weeks until the PoE league
im here
>>113308787osrs... i never got to finish all the quests. i guess i should get back to that to scratch that from my bucket list
>>113308787Is poe good to play a few hours per week or do you have to treat it as a full time job?
>>113309281Depends on how you want to play it, if you care about the economic advantage you get from the first couple of days playing in trade league you really want to be playing for 40 hours that first weekend. If you're just casually playing trade league and know what you're doing you should have no issues getting all 40 challenges done in ~80 hours over the course of several months with the advantage of picking up a bunch of good rares for super cheap later on now that async trade is in. If you're playing SSF you're probably looking at closer to 100 hours to finish the challenges. If you just want to blast maps and don't have any specific league goals then only playing a few hours a week isn't going to matter and you can even continue the character in standard after the league ends so there isn't any real reason to play insane hours. Personally I play around 100 hours the first week finishing the challenges then fucking around with 2nd/3rd characters and then quit until the next league unless there are a bunch of builds that I really want to try that I suspect are at risk of being triple nerfed.
>>113309533You play 15 hours a day for a week??
>>113309655I play more than that the first several days, don't use me as an example unless you're racing for something.
>>113309704that crazy
The last game i really marathoned was mhw when it came out. No showed to high school and sat my ass in front of my tv with a pizza. Possibly a lifetime highlight
>mhw>high schoolyou told me this was an ojisan thread
>>113311472If it makes you feel any better it was my junior year, ojichama
I remember spending a whole summer vacation playing mh3 on the wii, i would lie in my bed both irl and in game, i loved the atmosphere, i was so relaxed.
>>113311595it doesn't because I remember people playing one of the PSP ones during lunch my junior year
>>113311687Yeah that was a crack game for me too. I played the demo for mh3 and hated it and only got the game on a whim but once i played it i was an addict. MH3(U) is a top 10 all time game and i think it was mh peak (never played a game before mh3). Newer games dont have the charm mh3 has
I was in 6th grade when mhw came out
Reminder: Those of us born in the 90s were both born during a different century and a different Millennium.
>>113311887I have handhelds older than you
>>113312126so does my dad, so what?
>>113312326fuck you
why is this in my recs, which reincarnated niji/holo is this?
>>113312638it's in your recs because I got raided into one of her streams while I was asleep
Boo!
ghostanyon (booin', not jongin', grinchin')
>get the perfect item for this character after 20 runs>get the other perfect item for this character after 20 runs>they both invalidate the usefulness of the other>the second item is better than the first and the shop sells the perfect upgrade for the second item>the first item makes it all mootwhat are the oddsmajsoul-emote-of-animegirl-with-hands-to-head.png
>>113315685>get the third perfect item that would proc with the second perfect item and upgrade but are both invalided by the first item AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>113315455I'm workin'
>play ranked>end up 4th why am i playing this game again?
>>113317075Simply don't get 4th?
>>113315685
>>113317075to get better at avoiding 4th
>>113317075I don't have time to check your full game out again so I just checked the very last round.- You should keep the south even though its once discarded at this point. It's still your seat and round wind. Think if you drew the other and could call the third, your double nan and dora 2, its a guaranteed comeback hand- That 5p discard in second row, very sensible play is what it looks like because all the 6p are gone, but im not sure on how much I like it. Obviously you drew the backfire immediately afterwards but without that knowledge I would like to see the stats on it exactly. I like keeping 5p because even without 3p its still potentially a 45p shanpon. If you get a chance I'd like to actually see this run through a bot as im curious, if you could send me the log link?- After your left player declared riichi, why didn't you discard the 7m? It was genbutsu, progressed your hand to iishanten, and guaranteed you good wait, either ryanmen (2 sided wait) or pair nobetan (also two-sided). This 3p discard is the widest, but if we don't win the hand its over. This headless shape is another I'd like to see analyzed, maybe its actually a good decision but its not what I would've done.Keep fighting and you'll definitely get some good results soon.
>>113317639at some point i was like omg just fucking kill me already, probably why the decisions don't make a lot of sense. honestly i think im just gonna put mahjong in a box and do other things now that league is over. anyway, here you go, hibikianyon!Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260710-98cddd3f-485f-4fb3-92ff-1af36eb42bc1_a885148550
>>113317853>honestly i think im just gonna put mahjong in a box and do other thingsFirst of all, wow, she HATES us. Second:>South 1 repeat 1I feel like this should have been a fold when you're that close to fourth (who is in dealer riichi) and that far from second with a hand that's looking like riichi nomi. Yeah, maybe he'll tsumo and you're fucked anyway, but maybe not. Sometimes you need to make do with a bad situation.
>>113317853i'm gonna put YOU in a box
>>113319462nuh uh. even if you did, what then? id just break out of the box
>>113319651it's a very strong box
>>113317853shouldn't you be starting your training arc for next league, it's going to take you at least that long
>>113319712and im a strong jonger>>113319737but i thought this was the last league
>>113319849>but i thought this was the last leaguewhen you say it I'm afraid you might actually believe it
Good """Morning""" /jong/
it's morning because I just made my coffee
>>113320404mornin
>>113320421You get it
>>113319925huuh?? but everyone keeps saying that! so there really will be another league??
How can she have been here for two post league timeframes worth of "This is the last league" jokes and still be this dumb?
>>113321202>jj used confusion>it's super effective
what if jellyjonger is actually smart and has been pretending this whole time?
>>113321559I've been in a discord with her. I know it's not fake
>>11332042110 PM is the perfect time for coffee and ice cream.
Jjs a fucking woman AHHHHHHHHHHH
jj is a cute male jonger and also smart. also /jong/ steve and allies team next league.
>>113322126Shut up JJ
What do you think she thinks about all day? She says shes smart and competent so does she just think “fuck i cant wait to get home and be retarded”?
>>113322208I don't think she thinks, ever really.
unironically this. i think
Truly what a creature
also thank to the kind anyon who posted that, i accidentally deleted all of my pictures and documents in my phone. yeah. i know. but that doesn't make me a retard okay? it happens.
>>113322271https://vocaroo.com/1mHjXotVp4gk
>>113322291Love it ive been saying it to myself when no ones around
>>113322544This and the "I'm falling" ones are so good
>>113322263
0 chooses what I vote for in the outfit rerun
Youll vote for sprout hanabi outfit
Instantly lmao
Kek lmao
0, dubs or trips and i override that anyon's decision. you will vote for steve.
too late, roll for Steve tomorrow
>>113324730you stupid kodomo! listen to your elders!
Majsoul Friends Room 11396(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11396
>>1133258791/4
I'm already in bed
>>113325879closed
I'm at work.
>>113326156why?
i was playing jomboid
>>113326388Where's the FUCKING SERVER?!
>>113326310i don't even fucking know anymore
>>113326426there's no need to be upset anyon! i'll figure it out someday and we will finally start the jommune and retake kentucky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOUD NOISES
GET OUTTA MY HOUSE STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
so how many jongers are actually interested in a jomboid server?
>>113326531I'd probably play a bit, but I think zomboid servers suffer the same way MC ones do where unless everyone spends the same amount of time playing it just ends up with one or two people doing everything in a week or two. Doubly so for something like zomboid where after the food rots and the power goes out you just gotta clump together.
>>113326560i was hoping to get a concrete upper limit number so no jonger gets left behind. i like jomboid enough that even if only a few jongers play with me every once in a while im satisfied
The irony here is that if you added jongers on steam for jabbit and jeel and juice instead of being weird about your alt you could see who owned the game >:)
Who doesn't own jomboid at this point?
if i had time to play games id be playing mahjong
I refunded it because the game sucks
(you) suck
you can refund mahjong???
so like. what? just one jonger?
i would try it
make a poal
I'm gonna make a poo instead
I'm making a poo rn
bad post
if you think about it, your body is always making a poo
Is starving to death the only way to avoid shitting yourself when you die?
>>113327103probably, but what does it matter? You'll be dead.
https://poal.me/daud67
>>113327103Takes 3 days of not eating to empty the large intestine but you'll still be burning fat and muscles. You'll go from shitting yourself normally to shitting yourself but it's the slimy runny shit that happens when you fast.
yeah. no more poals where anyons can add answers. so only 2 jongers huh. guess a four to six player server will do.
>>113327103are you so impatient you cant wait for milk of magnesia to work?
>>113327225If you don't let me add panko manko, I'll cut your fucking head off mate. Split ya rite open.
Good to know.
>>113327225nobody will answer or respect a poal that doesnt allow for user added answers or porn catboxes that is the tradition of our ancestors
>>113327225if i can't vote for panko manko as well as what i would vote legitimately for, i will vote for the opposite or randomly out of spite
>>113327225I will always add Panko Manko, also as long as you make it mult-answer it doesn't matter anyways cause you'll still get your answer
shan't bale
I have the hiccups
BAKE
Here: >>113327786
