This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: big things are coming... really big... wow.... so bighttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2074037347302391897/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY Previous Thread:>>113216427
>>113301176do you really wake up this early?
>>113301383most of -those- kinds of people have fucked up hormones that give them varying degrees of insomnia
>>113301443I mean it's not an unreasonable time to wake up in europe, but if I had an atypical internet job, my ass wouldn't be getting out of bed before 1030.
>>113282604> Starbro probably moved in with her.Retard. If Starbro moved in with Lumi; it would be a breach of her contract with Phase Connect and Sakana would have to fire her for having a male living with her. You see it all the time with these idol companies like Hololive and Nijisanji
>>113301746>breach of her contractIs that type of contract even legal, let alone, enforceable in America?
>>113301746nigger they can't even remember to sign their own contracts, much less enforce them. also, the nips might be able to get away with their fanatic communalism (both good and bad) but in America we would unironically find sucb a provision to be that exceedingly rare contractural term "unconscionable". as in, even if you signed it, the court would find that any rational person would neccessarily find the very idea of allowing your employer to forbid you from living with family to be so abhorent to common concepts of decency that it would be an afront to the basic notion of justice for something calling itself a court to enforce. that's rare but we still live in the civilized world.so no, that's not at all how that works. the people who get under her skin wouldnt fall for that so neither should you.
>>113301902you sort of got that backwards. it isnt enforcable. questioning the legality of the act of entering into such a contract to begin with crosses the line into whether or not the sovereign itself was a victim
>>113301924>>113301999But phase connect is an idol company. Doesn’t that imply that the girls need to follow some moral clause?
>>113302116yeah, if they are related to work and their public persona. even then, there are limits. forbidding you to live with struggling family does not fall within that.for the most part, the US courts are largely deferential to foreign law for contracts signed under non-US jurisdiction. this is an exception. also, I doubt british columbia differs over this sort of thing
>she didn't even tweet her zero parades interview
>>113303479Why would she??
>>113303479what a retard
>>113302191But if other gumis find out, won’t she lose money?
>>113306056Why would gumis turn on Lumi for that
>>113306706A m*le is living with her. Of course the money flow will stop.
>>113306835But he’s her brother
>>113306835Are gumis that insecure
>>113306056that would be utterly insane. also, they already did after the oblivion crisis when she did the stupidest possible thing and tried to cover it all up. she couldnt have said brother at that point because no one would believe, but slowly incepting the idea into schizos heads by degrees would solve for that.we had cuck posters shitting up lemon of all places. this is the counter rrat. as to insecurity, sure she probably wants to fuck starbro, but she isn't. the crazies will get distracted from contesting the brother bit because they are objectively wrong and start reeeing about incest. which just makes them look retarded. more importantly, now that things have cooled off, anyone who dropped her over this helped kill the soul of the only vtuber who would ever actually love them. this place used to be fun. time for the cuck posters to unironically suicide
Lumi is doing more slophttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>less than 20 minutes after stream start>lumi says running and walking are controlled falls (they literally are)>chat denies it>lumi asks for an explanation>frantic googling ensues>2 minutes later a reply>well umm aktually you shouldn't say it that way>she lets him get away with it>again
she likes silo! omg yay
>well greece had africa so it should be full of subsaharans instead of the very white semetic and europeans who hadnt been raped brown by the arabs yet>oddyssey written by different people??okay maybe I had love blinders on. that's just retarded. she was right to tell them to settle down about letting negros into the show for relatble audience, but her reasoning was based on disgusting levels of ignorance
>>113310366Lumi is the queen of midwits for a reason
lumi is burning out
>>113310690I wanted to throw up. not even ragebaited. greece is africa was just too fucking much
she isnt burning out from streaming. it was never a problem before. she's retarded. hopefully post-album she'll settle down but she signed herself up for too much other people bullshit between now and september so she is probably going to have a freak out
>>113311285She can take a day off if she wants. I know lumi has her brainworm problem and hates being alone for too long. She needs another hobby.
>>113312383raping lumi in the ass so we know it's love
>>113312412I just hate seeing an autism adjacent women whom I can't help but root continue to attempt to mend a broken bone with bandaids.
>>113312412She wont take days off because she knows she is my comfort streamer and she needs to be there on schedule without failure or I wont be comfortable and I'll probably die.
>>113312599She needs to take days off.
>>113313887she needs to stop being such a fucking retard about basic planning.
>>113313887No she doesn't.
food autism is actual autism. I know it's because of getting starved as a kid but you can't let that shit define you as an autist
part of me thinks she would be happier if I just abducted her and rope based nuggeted her so she could only watch tv and eat sushi out of a doggy bowl for a day
>>113312506She's worse than anyone of you anons think. She hides it well but anytime she turns off stream she's struggling.
>>113314013I know. I dont fully appreciate why the fuck I care, but I do. it's like watching a piece of art whithering away in the weather.regardless, I remain sane. I'm not risking everything for boring pussy just because it is little sister wife flavored. so I really don't care who does it, I'll be happy to get on with life if I know she is at least talking to someone who isn't as stupid or stupider than she is.
>15kys coward
>>113314139Are you Parasocial anon? I doubt she's talking to anyone right now. She gets burned out easily after talking 8 hours a day.
>>113315033no. just social. I'm not worried about finding someome who gets off to cuddling up and being told how good a girl she is while she wants for nothing. I do understand how repeat games are the foundation of everything that works. she has provided a lot of entertainment, so I hope she sorts her shit out and it isnt going to happen on her own midwit terms. so I hope she makes friends with someone who isnt a moron and that she can talk to about things that actually matter.>gets worn out after 8 hours a daythis, for instance, is literally a skill issue for any introvert. not a built in reality. that's just incompetence hiding behind the term. it's literally not my job fix people. only a person can decide to do that for herself. a nudge in the right direction is typically the appropriate and, thus far, always appreciated response. the whole parasocial thing doesnt really apply unless the object of focus would be an irl fantasy. when it's just another basic bitch, but one with whom repeat business has made both of you better off, it's pretty normal to hope that person doesnt fall apart.
>>113314933You know I'm right
>>113315361>it's just another basic bitchThen why do you watch her over anyone else? Watch Malice or Sleepy. It's OK if your parasocial for lumi anon. We all want the best for lumi.
When will she play this game
lumi can take tomorrow morning off if put more effort into helping us cum today
>>113317010No, she hates incest. If it was a corruption bdsm game she will be interested.
>>113317316lol
she's disassociating?
i don't particularly care for lumi but will wash my dick before cumming inside.
>>113318209Lumi is a massive meat head, sans the meat
>>113319349>>113318117
good girl
I am owed a drinking stream where shes in a bikini.
she's depressed and trying to talk about it
I told you guys she just needed a little anal pain to be happy
lumi should masturbate for half the time it takes for her to finish and then watch runie
>>113320822no
>>113320279Yea she's been doing this for years
>>113323013She should just spend time with family; don’t know why she tries to use chat to replace that.
>>113322877fuck you
After many years, I finally found Lumi’s alt account on Twitter. What’s your reaction to it?
>>113323718I think she should let me fuck some sense into both of them. I guess I would settle for a man to man with starbro to make sure he doesn't end up a sad reclusive mess like his sister.
I wonder who was whispering in her ear to make her go cold. there aren't many suspects.
>go coldwhat?
she knows.
>>113325673She was full of warmth
>Shiina is stronger than LumiLumi really is for the cuck chair
>>113326507that and a good choking before bed time. ngl it wouldnt even need to be a sex thing. after a while it would just become a routine cycle tracking thing
deft was a schizo retard but he was right about one thing.
Ember is better than Lumi and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>113327034Lumi is cute and more wholesome
>>113327750lumi is about 50 50 on killing herself in the next 5 years.
>>113327819I'd say that's more true of Ember
>>113327964Ember has us. Who does Lumi have?
>>113328022distractions
>>113328022Lumi has her brother. The only man who will ever love her in a genuine manner
>>113328068I cant tell if you are being retarded on purpose or if she has been hurt so bad to unironically think that. in either case, it doesnt change what I said. I'm too consigliere brained to stick to a disaster I can't clean up. I hope you fuckers can.
the color of love was red. good night
