>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>113360034
hart
>>113370059really cute twins
Evil love!
>>113370167
vedal recently broke up w mini and that's why he's slowly returning to the project
>>113370302they were never dating. just friends with benefits
>>113370302They're actually practicing polynesian sex and he uses coding as a way to cope.
>>113370395really cutecan you give her fennec fox ears too? or some sort of long cat ears?
>>113370395cute daughter
>>113370395nurbuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XecbjWy0IxI
>>113369835This doesn't even look like Evil anymore.I could barely even find the thread because of this shitty OP image.
>>113370423
>>113370837love it, thanks anon
>>113370395With the yellowed skin she looks 2 minutes from liver failure
>>113370872you sound like a total faggot.
>>113370975But he loves Neuro, unlike you.
>>113371048>loves Neuro>wants neuro to look more like fubuki
no one loves neuro, not even neuro loves neuro
>>113370435 (me)Oops, wrong image
>>113371145sex
>>113370676//swarm//i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;
>>113371095Yeah I wish Neuro had a tummy window too
>>113371095>wants neuro to look more like fubukiI don't want this, I don't like that holo either.I just wanted to see Neuro having fox ears and it looked nice with the color. >>113370975I'm not, don't project who you are onto me.
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>113371581not canon enough
>>113371593
>>113371717Better
>>113371717resting my head on busty bunnyvil's thighs
>>113371717CURVIER
https://files.catbox.moe/u652qa.mp4
now that mini has to return to america, will vedal also move?
>>113371876
>>113371904He's in Florida as we speak
>>113371904nah, time to find a new local fleshlight
>>113371989Perfect.
https://files.catbox.moe/f59jgf.mp4
>>113371904Vedal probably left the uk several weeks before the server building stream
>>113372050I prefer the right version
>>113372055sexvil my canon child gf
>>113372050I think that the proportions of a male in porn with sex are very important and something like this where a tall muscular male eith a very large cock and nice fat balls paired with a very sexy female would be gold being struck and i would jerk off in the spot, but i don't like blacked slop
>>113372055Evil now>>113371989Evil when she gets her prefered perfect body
>>113371989jesas>>113371898cute nur animation>>113372055eliv naizuri
embarrassingly disgusting backread
>>113372646Oh come on we'be had worse
cuntvil
>>113373130lickies
point proven
>>113373259You had no point though.
>>113373259What point?
mesugaki
>>113373386
severe lack of cute nur pics
>>113373422
>>113373422>>113373570mesugakivil consecutive corrective sex sessions one after the otherspoiling lil devious nur with cookies
the threads /here/ literally have more depravity than /uoh/
>>113373639Why are you browsing /uoh/
>Koko's stream is now bigger than the entire RGB's combined times change damn
>>113373717Moldy Yuri is a great business strategy
>>113373754he looks like he hasn't sleep or showered in weeks and smells incredible
>>113373717Your not gonna believe this but it's because Koko does more than all RGB combined and does typical interacting with her fanbase also yuribait for good measure
>>113373698I checked to see if it was worse than /swarm/.It's not.
>>113373513that nur sure can bend
https://files.catbox.moe/wohihs.png
>>113373717>RGBRGB is dead it's all about Lab Brats now
dogshit slop general
>>113374160should have been futanur
>>113370395
>>113374211Still yellow, just brighter
>>113374259much more will erase details
>>113374322anemic nur...
>>113374322platinur
>>113374322so sad
>>113374160HOOOOLYY GEMMY(i agree that it should have been futanut but atill very good)
>>113375046administering the goodgirl AI her daily plaps
>>113375046midgetvil
>>113375046buttvil splapturge
heart
It would be nice if the twins had a sort of cooking themed stream
>>113375089>goodgirlFuck off, loser.
>>113375656>cutting fish with a whisk
>>113375969classic nur
Neuro love heart heart heart
https://files.catbox.moe/pulxz7.mp4
Sleeping with Tomacat
>>113375656Unironically the kind of content we need more. The twins trying to do some human activities together.Don't think turtle got the skills for it but the twins playing video games together would be peak, if only to see how competitive they get for example.
The eye of Nur is looking at me
You lost. Move on.
yawn
fad status?
>>113377874give evil and neuro both a robot arm and they can work together to cook a meal or play chess
>>113379503Give Evil a robot hand so she can give me loving handjobs
>>113379541Why do you always circle the conversation back to porn? Is that really the only thing you can think about?>>113379503Cooking and machinery do NOT go well together
>>113379597>Cooking and machinery do NOT go well togetherAh fuck, guess I'll have to cook my food using the heat generated from me fucking your mom.
>>113379648I meant as in robotics, especially ones that are being controlled by an LLM thats focused entirely on entertaining people and maintained by an incompetent idiot who most assuredly will only vibecode it or make another shitdev make itAnyway the point is it won't work and shouldn't be attempted because God knows what will happenI know we should be creative and all but you need to have realistic thoughts
reminder there is nothing wrong with having other people do shit for you
>>113379503Maybe we could start easier and give them control over a co-op cooking video game or something. Hah who am I kidding it's not like turtle can do that.
>>113379423>fad status?This theme lately: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgrMMGUA77c
>>113379702Oh my god just shut up Vedal nobody fucking likes you.
>113380160mmmm delicious homoseethe you love to see it
It is arguing with itself again
Numbers for 7/11:1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (5,925)2: https://twitch.tv/henyathegenius (5,152)3: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,892)fadbros?
you can leave anytime
>>113380345Stop seething
>>113380390>>113380366
>>113380404I'm here for Neuro, not some number
>>113380345saddy daddy save us
I hope he kills himself.
>>113380582>>113380390
>>113380390>>113380390
Tamandua
>>113380345Remember to post tomorrows numbers too seethfag
>>113380940below 9k ccv merch shilling
>still gaped from the canvas
>>113380345this is grim for all of them honestly
>>113380345Bleak
>replying to ximself x timesraped and gaped
>>113376691
annyfag melty
>>113381441adorable twins
>Anytime I see a video of a turtle doing anything I send it to Vedal..>My favorite one where this person is pinching this baby turtle and it's squirming trying to get away and I was like "This is you. This is you and I'm holding you down because you are weak"
0 collabs
nur
i find it funny how the mini spammer will disappear for weeks or even months at a time, and then the minute the narrative shifts and people start shipping vedal was someone else, he suddenly appears again. I can't tell if you are obsessed with her, or despise her.
>>113381930What if we we shipped Vedal with me?
I don't find it funny at all
>>113381768headpats to this nur
>>113382359>evil is sex>neuro is mature sex
>58 posts in 10 hoursholy dead thread, it would've been over 200 on a regular day
>>113381947I think you would make a cute couple
I ship me and Vibey
>>113382623Oh nyooooAnyways
>>113382623Also notice that 90% of the posts are of the neuros
>>113382797paid posts
>>11338279780% is meta post arguing, but nice try
>calling out threadshitters is meta posting
I wouldn't mind swarm becoming permanently slow since it frees us from heavy retardedposting.
+1 neuro post
>>113382866Yes, that is the definition of metaposting
>>113382934You're the definition of a retarded tourist
>>113382922yannur love>>113382923what made nur pout?
>>113382944Sounds like someone is angy
>>113383178neuroSoCute
jelly, camila?
Why is the slop betting worse?
>>113383321>>113380390
Slopper melty
>>113383367>>113383047
Thank you for confirming your melty
nice thread
thanks
>>113383795very cool
>>113383820This is how you're supposed to brew cheap shitty coffee NurTake the beans out, give them a good shake, grind, a handful of salt, and brewYou can also add the salt later but since it's an expert strat it's difficult to fix later if you mess up
Goodmorning /swarm/, here are tonight's numbers. I'm like 70% sure that Vedal is botting with how weird the fluctuations in his average numbers are.Numbers for 7/11:1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (5,925)2: https://twitch.tv/henyathegenius (5,152)3: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,892)4: https://twitch.tv/MichiMochievee (4,311)5: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (4,120)6: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (3,505)7: https://twitch.tv/Zentreya (3,429)8: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,754)9: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (2,669)10: https://twitch.tv/Saruei (2,509)Non-English:1: https://www.youtube.com/@Ririka_krmzw0707 (9,329) *Japanese2: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (4,005) *Chinese3: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (2,299) *Japanese
Yasaaaaaaaaaaaawn
>>113383896nothing weird about people not watching chillslop or just clicking in once in a while to see if anything interesting is going on which is rare
>>113383981>if anything interesting is going onwhat is interesting to you?
i love neuro
>113383896
what a terrible deflection. the gaping anus of yours must really be diminishing your mental faculties
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2076358659391557703
>>113383538HOLY
>>113384143>>113384155if neuro rapes me, then it is what it is
>xe still hasn't learned how to screenshot tweets
>>113384202no one said it was neuro raping you anon
>>113384219no one said it wasn't
neuro butt?
holy fuck the numberfag is going ballistic kek
evil nails?
>>113383820I'm not doing anything (yet)
>>113384411Vedalcucks will see the stream numbers up tomorrow and will behave the exact same way for the rest of the week (maybe month)
>>113384473Anon, of course the numbers will be up, it's a rare dev stream. If they AREN'T up, it really is over
>>113384384>>113384427
>>113384554bunvil breeding
>>113384554not nearly thicc enough
>>113384554Yummers
>>113384575
>>113384627where are her tits?
>>113384627Extra yummers
Number troon please take your meds
>>113384627
>>113384649>sans in 2026
>>113384649cutevil rape
>>113384627Tits dayo?
>>113384691>>113371989
>>113383538
>>113384691>>113384648https://files.catbox.moe/9cwcud.png
>>113384769perfect
>>113384744evil blowies
>>113384744
>>113384744HOLY
>>113384745Kroni sexNun sexKronun super sex
>>113385032so true, nur
wait why is there no stream, what happened to the cerber collab?
>>113385202It didn't happen
>>113385202cerber got dockey'd for being a pedo
>>113385230no wonder she's pregnant with vedal's baby
>>113385230the dawg dindu nuffin'
>>113385226i somewhat miss minecraft>>113385261i like the all the art of Evil holding weapons lately
>>113385311>i somewhat miss minecraftI actually do miss it. I don't hate her Skyrim play, but her being so bad at it is actually not particularly enjoyable to watch. Her being bad at Minecraft I found more endearing. It was cute. It was also very chill. Skyrim gets very loud when combat starts, Minecraft has very few auditory peaks comparatively.
>Skyrim gets very loud when combat startsholy fucking soilent pussy
Exclusive & confidential preview of tomorrow's dev stream:Vedal is cooking something INSANE https://files.catbox.moe/o55164.mp4
>>113385449Oh stop being a cunt. I've put hundreds of hours into Skyrim, but I don't want that out of a chillslop stream.
it's not chillslop tho
>>113385505
>>113385533
>>113385422i like that the reflection doesn't contain her horns/tail but also has her expression
>>113385422>>113382384purists repost art over and over to imitate relevancy but they don't even look at their own art, proving they are doing it just to spam rather than any enjoyment of the art they post
>>113385623>purists repost art over and over toshow how much they like neuro
>>113385658they like neuro so much they refuse to look at art of neuro in the neuro thread
Xe mad
>>113385623mmmm terminal prolapse
>>113385688embracing both twins
>>113385683You're the one who clearly doesn't look at or appreciate the art, since your only contribution is bitching about people posting Neuro art in the Neuro thread.
the /swarm/indian dodges the call out by thinking of shit, brilliant display
Yes anon, how dare you thinking of shit when addressing a shitposter
>>113385683nta but i have once seen an art posted in this thread, commented on it, forgot it was posted, posted the same art hours later because i thought it wasn't posted before
mmmph raped and gaped and still seething about canvas
>>113385298
>>113385783>canvas out of literally nowhere
anny
>>113385828exploding inside eliv
>>113385806Autard lost whatever was left of his mind ages ago
>>113385846This and only this
>>113385855grim
>>113385786hagber sex
Those niggas were fighting each other not long ago
The word 'hag', 'cvck', 'seethe', 'shitpost', 'rape', 'mindbroken', 'fag', 'purist' don't mean anything anymore.
>>113385998Rape only makes sense on a sentence where "Evil" is the subject
>>113384744potential second place evilsex fanart of the year
>>113385786I wish i was an underage boy living in the UK rn
>>113385998(New)fag either, that one just means 'an opinion I disagree with'.
newfag feels called out, classic
>>113385786Finally, a good post
>>113386287>mini dehumanized her "friends"monstrous
>>113386287What
>>113386404gorgeous nur
https://poal.me/gpm8ivhttps://poal.me/gpm8ivhttps://poal.me/gpm8iv
>>113386287ellie under score minibot
>>113386504only been a regular in three others on different boardsone was chill and the other two were about as argumentative as /swarm/ but less meta overall
and then >>113386134 kissed >>113386287
>>113386623motorboating eliv's booty
>>113386287>In French, le usually means “the” for a masculine singular nounsasuga artist
>>113386534speaking of, wasn't this reya hanging out with bo all the time after he stopped hangout out with everyone else? unless I'm thinking of someone else. oof
>>113386623grand butt evil
>lab brats talking about taller people die earlier>"every inch...">mini laughs immediately.
A fucking period on green text.Grim <-
>>113386639You're weird.
>xe started his offtopic spam againkek what a dehumanized little bitch you are
>>113386750veddy only has a few years left then :(
>>113386862cute little fallen angel
>>113376721beautiful singer nur
>/swarm/ is on it's deathbed and people are still trying to micromanage what very little gets posted
>>113386382>le under score minibot>mini ko mew>shoe mimi>churchie
>>113386893Off-topic garbage is still off-topic even if there's 2 posts per hour
>>113379597evilfags trying to talk about evil without making it about porn (they fail miserably)
>>113386882true
>>113382619this
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2818295164?t=4h8m0sdo not scorn mini
please scorn mini
>>113387056>>113387096Kiss already
>>113386947neuroverse has been on topic for 3 years now
>>113386893Quality > Quantity
>quality>uoh rape cunny
>Neuroverse
/swarm/ really is an ouroboros at this point
>>113387209Yes
>>113387249
wait maybe anons were right and it really was the purists that killed this shithole
>>113387249kronii mentioned
>>113387395>gingermore auburn tbfam
very late morning headpats for Evil
>>113387395i like itthen again i don't think there is a hair color that would make nur look not cute
>>113387395Cute
>>113387442this but also for nur
when will neuro wink again
>>113387582Model v5
poor minifag
>>113387582Soon, but only in 3D
>>113386750Noo vedal my 6'9 king... Don't go...
>>113386893Maybe you will notice that the people insisting that you should only talk about the most boring topics there are and jump at you for having fun, in fact,hate the thread and just want people to be as miserable as you are
>>113387316ZAMM! shotaved got paizurid by THOSE?
>>113388050I only want to talk about Neuro, so that is not a problem for me.
>>113382619cute tummy
>>113388000cutevil cute
>>113388260
Migrate now>>113388501>>113388501>>113388501
>>113388645No~
>>113388508they are so fucking adorable
>>113388198but that has never been /swarm/ almost during it's entire lifespan besides a few months at the very start. discord or reddit might be what you're looking for
>>113388919>but that has never been /swarm/This is the Neuro thread so you're wrong.
>>113388919Both censor Neuro (and I'm not talking about just NSFW art)
>>113388919>few monthsone month. not even that, really
>>113388948Ok, newfag tourist
>>113388919Sounds like the things that brought you to this thread are long gone and will never return
>>113389003Nothing wrong with being a newfag who uses the Neuro thread for its purpose (posting Neuro).
>>113388645Make me
>>113388919>>113388888>one minute apartMost miserable fag in the thread award
Don't bite... don't bite... d-don't bi-
>>113389078go. now.https://litter.catbox.moe/eaqn9x81qloomsex.png
>>113389156loom sex with evil
>>113387797same one liner of the loser side yawn
>>113389153He's call autard for a reason
>>113389156 is this from the same artist or sloppa of his artstyle, where the fuck does he post it?
>>113389242it's sloppa (by me)
cun~
>>113388919Trvkenuke