This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Still going strong after 5 years of streaming. Celebrate with me this Saturday with a new outfit, new album, and more!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2076571790005219649/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY Previous Thread:>>113336956
>>113423979good girl
lumi's anus armor won't stop me
>lumi needs to be listened to and understoodwhat did she mean by this
>>113425954She does
>>113425954It's THE fundamental need for women. What's not to get?
>>113429721>>113429128exactly, but that's not what prompted the face palm.
>>113423979Don’t rape the lemon
>>113430068okay. hear me out. what if afterwards, I tell her how good she did evading for so long, give her tips on how to improve for next time, then soothe her with a ramble about something autistic and validate whatever comfort slop she feels like doing before giving her a couple of unironic compliments and sending her on her way?I think that's more than fair. if anything, she'd remember the whole experience as pleasant.
>>113430068That's what she's into though
Lumi wants to do some illegal with us!
>>113430897You should tell her it’s wrong.
>>113431660Why is it wrong if she likes it?
>>113432571Yes. Don't enable her self-destructive behavior.
>>113432889What if it makes her happy?
>>113432955Her being a tradwife should make her happy
>>113433405how do you think that happens?
awww she did an observatory stream? you niggers better have behaved. that's not even a rape stream, just hand holding
>>113433738Through religion
>>113435391I think you are putting the cart ahead of the horse
>>113423979What the hell is this picture? What would lumi think about this picture? Embarrassed? Mad? Disappointed?
>>113437446Disappointed. She views chat like a little brother
>>113437483Don't give fuel to the incest posters
She truly has not a single decent bone in her body if she is going to do her 5 year anniversary at 8AM on a Saturday. It has been said before that she is a cunt for doing that on weekends but this is a new low. If I still watched her I'd be annoyed.
>>113438141Lumi only wants her most loyal gumis to watch her.
>>113438844Lumi deserves to be beaten to within an inch of her life and then ass raped with a broom handle for good measure.
>>113439217That's what she's into
>>113438844>Lumi only wants her most loyal gumis to watch herso she wants to have literally less than 10 viewers gotcha
>>113438141>If I still watched her I'd be annoyed.Why are you here then?
>>113439417Some of us like our morning vtubers. I miss when Oliva Monroe would stream at 7AM
>>113439895He liesHe wants to groom Lumi into doing night streams which she hates
>>113440280He must be in asia then. When I was working nights I would like those night streams too. They were more chill but will lumi being a morning person means she's going to be cracky morning stream.
whore
>>113442857She’s pure and virginal
>>113440280Lumi doesn’t do night streams.
>>113439217this anon's trying to steal my job
>>113423489big if trueI can't separate the mainland-schizo ramble from the usual schizoing as easily anymore
>>113446638someone has been astroturfing or we have been visited by more intense autists of late. there arent enough people here to justify marketing, so I genuinely do not believe this, but it's so sideways it almost feels deliberate. like if there were hundreds of anons arouns I'd do this kind of thing to bait religious themed rape posting in anticipation of the outfit. again, this isnt a nudge nudge wink wink. without a real market segment, this cant survive occam or even the next five most likely things. it's just weird to suddenly have a bunch of turbo new takes. like mainland autists who think the rape posting and race baiting wasnt started by the relevant parties back when main was still plain sleaves habitable instead of the exclusion zone it is today
Has she tried being nonchalant
>>113447104she doesnt know how
Will Lumi ever be punish for her crimes against us
>>113447971life has done enough of that already
>>113448876No she still needs to pay
>>113449762lolumi must be extensively corrected. I'll send a message to my past self to make her into a little sister wife.
>>113423979someone needs to touch this up and fix the hip waist ass ratio to their unironically sexy af canon proportions. it already wins on vibe check and if it was done well enough, then it would make such a good baseline image for follow up. she might be about to get branded. whew
Where was lumi during 9/11?
how young is too young for cunny?
too bad lumi is such a woman child. japan might suck but if she flew econ plus, got her own hotel room, and limited work to 5 hours a day (i.e. what literally any lower mid level employee could and should expect) she could have made a bit of a vacation out of japan. plus, grooming lia (metaphorically) unironically counts as productive work if she got brainworms. good thing she didnt go tho. we all know she couldnt pull that off
>>113451046Taking care of starbro if the timeline lines up.
>>113451659you arent good at math
>>113451121Pretty young
>>113452151roughly?
>>113452178Give or take
>>113451659She's 36?
>>113453530Minus 5 or 6 retard
>>113451853Lumi said she was taking care of starbro the day he was born.
Lumi believes the world will end in 3 days because chat is being retarded. https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>113454360
Why is she being such a whore? Why won’t she cover up? Did her mother not teach her decency
>>113454618idk I've been fiending for a bit and now I keep thinking her boobs are too modest
>>113454664You think this is modest
>>113454714yes but it was mostly about the size
>>113454618it's literally for me, specifically, so feel free to avert your gaze
If you guys were starmom and saw your daughter, Lumi, dress like this. How would you react?
>>113454941She was trying to raise her as a socialite, upper class women are literal whores Anon
>>113453627Starbro was born 10 years after lumi. If she was taken care of him in 2001 that means she's was born at the latest in 1991
>>113455447Starbro is confirmed to be born while Lumi was 8
>>113455447She is not that old man I dont get why this always gets looped and people are always wrong. She literally did everything but tell you her exact age. Its like sudoku puzzle except the puzzle only gives you 1 little square to figure out.
yet another piece of evidence.first was her tweet, picture related. she made this on the dayand now recently she brags about her investment in palantir going up. as you know, palantir is involved in israeli military helping to use AI to spy on and bomb defenceless sand people so their land can be annexedlumi is a zionist jew and you stupid americans are in love with her and are quite genuinely happy to die for her tribe in the middle east
>>113456544*made this on the day of the u.s. israel strikes on iran
>>113456544She likes the steppe wife x shota romance manga which is filled with these sorts of turko-mongol embroideries
>>113456544>>113456885pic rel and relevant forvarious reasons.
>>113455530she's been so obvious about it I sometimes straight up forget it's supposed to be a secret in chat. it's not even a question of spoon feeding or gatekeeping or whatever.
if clio cant join lumi should play a strategy game because I miss it
lumi is right. the childish "omg youte in discord go away" or "omg she left us to go workout, what a bitch" or "ahh we hate her because she hates us" thing has gone a little too far. it's not negging, it's just weird. good call out on the not enjoying the workout too.although as always she is underplaying it and needs to mute the fucking game noise
>>113456544>lumi is a zionist jewMossad agent is that you!? It's been forever!
>>113459134the dumb cunt has only herself to blame. she could have had goslings but she told us to fuck off. this is the fate she deserves.
>>113459782I mean gosling noise is just as awkward and clumsy as whatever sociologists will eventually label this brand of shitty negging. it's born of the same impulse, and the impulse disgusts her
>>113459134kys retard
>>113460889you arent even worth thinking of as a person
>>113460642Lumi can either accept simp chatters or bratty chatters who hate her
>>113461310Why are you like this? Just be a chad
Did Lumi ever reveal how she felt about the Idol Airi Sato being killed by a former fan? I understand why she doesn't want to be perceived as an idol if it attracts crazies.
>>113463316She doesnt care because she knows you're a submissive little gay and not her beloved vlad the impaler
she must have enjoyed getting to chat with a non-autist again
Lia would never hurt us like Lumi
Lumi hurted us today.
>>113465901>>113466343how so?
lolizzy and lolumi must be punished, but mercy requires they remain side by side and corrected one at a time so they can hold hamds throughout the process. lolumi also gets a night light
>>113459134I'm gonna pretend not to notice
>>113466505Be like starmom, and force her to sleep in the dark to get over her fear of the dark
>>113468407notice away. whatever you inferred, it's hardly a secret
>>113468728hmmmm.. nyo. that would only work after acclimating her to going to sleep with someone. after that, sure, but it's just cruel without a living safety blanket.
>>113468842Her statements echoed someone else's observations. Someone that validates everything she says, agree or answer with a platitude to all her questions, under the guise of community building shame and name-call regulars that still have her attention. Then "defuse" harmless situations by alluding to controversy that isn't real to sow doubt, manipulation to foster dependence by providing solutions to non-existent problems. This type of person always has a smug self importance about them, like I'm supposed to be impressed by their proclivity to embarrassing stories about their friends to strangers yet always leave themselves out of the story in an attempt to appear superior.>"Lumi you're getting so many autists lately by talking about these topics">"It's causing problems for other talents">"This completely baseless thing you just said is 100% right, they're all autists">"I think you're great and a hard worker, they just don't understand like I do"This is why you gatekeep retail snakes, I'm amazed capipis and sheeple managed to do it.
>>113469196anon.. you're gonna have to elaborate on your thinking here. there's nothing more tedious than someone who gets their causation backwards (e.g. "oh that's a yesman because he agrees" rather than "oh he conditioned a desire for approval that now results in things he agrees with being said"). I'm genuinely interested in your take here, but show your work. I know damn well that schizos and armchair types exist, but I also know that non-vertically oriented people will inevitably pick up on what becomes obvious simply through osmotic exposure.not hating, but this is an example of something where showing your work is both proof of work and the majority of the value of said work. for reasons no more complex than why when you're decorator says "put this there", you need to know how she got to that conclusion so you can adapt as the situation evolves, etc
>can't sleep>may as well watch tardwife>listen monday twitch>can't help but notice attempted use of old phrases>probably just being schizo desu>poverty of speech topic begins>hear the responses>bleaker than you know>have to get up and look at the chart to confirm>yup>lumi finally realizes how things evolved post thing>realizes "ragebait" appelation was adopted without irony>she finally grows a pair and says this isn't fucking normal, can't validate behavior in good faith>chat (chyat is long since dead) tries to pull it back as "ragebaiting" >nopeI always thought Titan was a fucking retard for falling for Hercules trick; but maybe he just got stunlocked when the moment of freedom finally allowed him to fully appreciate the scale of the burden
addendum, I don't think a certain someone has been having a manic episode. it's sort of stupid for her to minimize parallel communication expressed in terms the recipients might understand. honestly, as disappointed as she was, that only made her little reflexive sidelining was even more pathetic. I like her but you can't demonstrate a proof of your lack of functional inhibition right after a display of same. it removes the possibility of a stupidity born of attention divided amongst higher priority items. tsk tsk
>sakana wisely understands it is best not to donate to lumi>she has no idea why