you were DESPERATE to get this bake holy shit calm down

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bigojyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PUXTzz5DQk

the return of bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmpB6YwRvmk

amy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZsjx6gvwPE

and of course pipkin pippa of phase connect's generation origins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9alDVP4DL0

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>>113466381

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>>113466381

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I made this thread

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>>113466411
did you know you can make new jokes and not just post the same one over and over
i take it back no you cant

>>113466429
Anon you and I are all that's left

>>113466464
as long as i live /pcg/ is alive but you leaked your real name and location and then posted child porn

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>>113466420
Sleepy or Vivian.

CHOOSE WISELY

>>113466429
Let's see your high quality posts. You surely aren't gonna loop another stupid debate about penis

>>113466474
What the fuck dude.

>>113466474
I thought you were classy

pippa is feeling depressed we should shit on her
the bf rrats were good imo we should keep going for that angle

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>>113466474

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>>113466474

>>113466474
I think you assumed you were replying to schizo baker. that or schizo baker is pretending to have rights.

>>113466573
go ahead cool guy

[Bibi News]
Human trafficking rocks!

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The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/

>>113466362
>schizobaker coping
KEK

>>113466573
prove you are the one person who would be doing this for obvious meta reasons and you get cooperation. otherwise you'll get requests for tea.

>>113466596
i got warned on the other site for """"cuckposting""" kek
capipis are so fucking castrated it's unreal

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Is it safe to post in this bake? I'm worried there may be a word or words that are in it or not in it and make it unusable and tainted

>>113466486
did somebody say penis?

very excited to see eimi hands

>>113466646
do literally anything else with your time than seethe over a cartoon woman
>>113466655
kys

>>113466646
>I acted brown and got warned for acting brown
damn cool story

>>113466655
Have you eaten? Have you been getting enough sleep?

>>113466655
hahahahahahahaha damn it anon, I almost choked on my water

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>>113466676
Janny is that you? It's okay janny, I appreciate you

>>113466676
no matter how you cut it, you're the sperg in this scenario and always will be. pity you had to attach that to telling a cuck poster to fuck off. you're your own greatest debuff as always

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i love shitting it up

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>>113466676
Schizo baker detected

>>113466701
Schizo baker detected

>>113466707
Schizo baker detected

It appears I'm the only sane one left in /pcg/

>>113466740
how is wanting male sexpests to fuck off being a cuckposter? present a valid argument or i'll assume you are retarded

I'm new to Phase but this Jelly bitch needs to go since her fans are obnoxious jeets that love to wallow in feces

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Honestly this just shows the thread should be grateful to the master of /pcg/ he saved the thread from vandals again we fucking win and the clara/saya antis LOST :)

>>113466771
Oh it's you again listen I would not leave you I would give you loving rape and cuddles and stay

>>113466573
Why

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>>113466574
I am gona steal anon's post just like he stole your nose

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Phase Connect

>>113466781
idk which is more acute. your english comprehension or your ability to detect such obvious sarcasm
>>113466771
this is why no one who matters cares enough to nuke schizo baker.

>>113466794
yeah been here since saga joined and they're insufferable niggers. just spend time in your oshi's split if they have one.

>>113466839
>idk which is more acute
it's you anon, you are a cute

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You can hear the sound of the wind

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>>113466794
this is a false flag but the two biggest midwits in the other place are autistic starknights sperging out on the only type of poster that truly matters.

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>>113466817
I don't know what you're talking about I was really high and drunk a couple days ago and refuse to remember or go back and look at whatever it is you think I posted that definitely wasn't me and everyone forgot about whatever it was already

>>113466888
why did you catbox that

>>113466904
Lisaposter?

>>113466926
freewill

>>113466909
You were really cute and I would not leave you after cumming

>>113466942
That makes things a bit awkward because I would definitely leave you the moment after I finished draining my balls into your beautyhole.

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>>113466904
nah they suck. it's not every starknight obviously but it's always a starknight.

>>113466794
But enough about pipnigs

would you two get a room

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Erp turned fat man booty wraslin. Alright.

>>113466999
the worst pipnigs became starknights long time ago

Lisaposter deserves rape

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>>113466904
Not like the starknights here that are not autistic and are pillars of quality phase connect posts and discussions

>>113466942
I was going to go cringe myself to sleep but I'm compelled to say that >>113466968 isn't me. Okay goodnight

>>113467058
#goals

>>113467039
goodnight dream of rape

>>113467063
I like this

>>113467058
I like this

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Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>113467179
fuck you

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da migi on da /pcg/

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>>113467192

You guys left me in the old thread all alone...

>>113467179
ritualposts enrage me normally

>>113467203
nerd

>>113467192
I am glad she is doing well. I seriously thought she was going to Phase in but seems she is doing better than any of Saga on her own.

>>113467233
Should collab with Pippa on stream and with me on the bed.

phase connect

>>113467233
GuardBro is so lucky

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>>113466863
awww

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Sinon is talking about nanobro dick size comparisons

Sup /pcg/. Jelly is not brown. You're all gay. Goodnight.

>>113467379
most of the nanobros have micropenis and bowed out of the dickfighting tournament

>>113467380
Sakana said she was brown therefore brown.

Is Sinon gonna get cancelled by Koreans now

>>113467379
KR Nanobros...

>>113467379
Willy shouldn't be laughing at this

Oh fuck Sinon is destroying the Chinese dicklets now

What if Sinon went a single stream without talking about penises?

Sinon is making me feel inadequate

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Sinon's unironic reaction to Netherlands dick size

>>113467456
Can /pcg/?

>>113467456
What if /pcg/ went a single thread without talking about rape?

I like Sinon

>>113467458
You are inadequate

>>113467456
can she glug glug asmr still or allude to phallic replacements for the penis?

sinon needs to do a butthole only stream

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I am the rapist who rapes

Sinon wants to do a dick size teir list

>>113467544
i submit my small white penis

>>113467473
>>113467474

You'd have to turn the bots off

pip kin pip pa
pipkin pippa

>>113467582
Will (You) pray for her, anon?

I bet Lia eats ass

>>113467526
Girls inviting you to a sleepover means you are gay, anon

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>>113467562

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>>113467594
of course

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>>113467612

>>113467561
>You'd
I'd like for you to go back to school.

Sinon is literally bragging about how tight her pussy is on stream now...

chancing a shart while lia's tongue fucking my bussy

>>113467636
Yeah that was hot

>sexy sex sex sex
shut up

>>113467635
There's nothing wrong with his usage of you'd in that case, anon.

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Phaser for this feel?

Just saw Jelly trying to grift off Essie on her indie. She's definitely preparing to leave Phase.

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>>113467654

>>113467676
is that a good thing or a bad thing

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>>113467654

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>>113467660

>>113467660
What is this bodytype called?

>Taking advantage of Pippa after getting her drunk at an underground bar, but only to take her home safety and put her to bed

>>113467687
A bad thing since she's not using her corpo account to try to scrape off the virality, meaning her corpo account is secondary.

With Sinon in mind which phaser would do the best dick rating stream?

>>113467697
>no tits
>no hips
>no ass
>no thighs
>stick arms
little boy

did sinon talk about double eyelid surgery or something?

>>113467704
It's not working...

>>113467660
>>113467696
i hate you

>>113467712
Jelly

>>113467610
marimari_rape

after 3 hours eimi has finally started the game

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>>113467741

feeling a little eepy

MariMari_EN is literally the Jesus of Phase Connect

>>113467625
Lia seems like the type of girl who you could convince anal sex is just a normal thing and vaginal sex is exclusively to make babies

>>113467712
We need a phase version of this copypasta.

Holo EN dick rating streams

>Mori
Generous to deadbeats' dicks, full of "big" ups, descriptions of dicks as Chads and Alphas, plenty of dorky "bone"r and "deadbeats jerking now" jokes. Includes a fair few shota cocks and has to tell concernfag greynames worrying about "underage" to fuck off. Absolutely loses her shit when someone sends in a picture of their cock photoshopped to be huge, green, and have little Shrek ears. All-around great up until the end when she busts out her special folder of cock pics from male e-celebs.

>Kiara
Fair and reasonable; also rates an equal amount of KFP vaginas and matches them up with appropriate KFP cocks. A departure from the standard cock-rating stream, but a very welcome one. Anons point out that she left one cock unmatched with a vagina and decide that means she wants that one for herself. For unknown reasons the eggcord chooses "Kiara is a futa and needs to review her own dick" as their narrative to push during the stream.

>Ina
Only reviews cocks that have rulers displayed for scale. Measures their arc of angle and catalogues warts, pubic hair status, etc. Thorough and professional in ratings, but surprisingly you can hear the lust leaking through her voice. A racism rrat starts because most cocks she reviews are white, few are asian, and none are black. Openly horny tweeting for several hours after the stream.

>Gura
Receives an extraordinary number of pictures with some frankly gigantic cocks mixed in. Doesn't actually rate the cocks but just pages through them quickly; each time one of the gigantic cocks pops up she squeals loudly, turns on her blush, and looks at the camera with her mouth open. Anon isolates shlicking audio and claiming it's definitive proof Gura was actually masturbating on stream. A schizo goes completely ballistic because Gura didn't filter out the black cocks.

>Ame
Coyly requests "in-action" and "multiple member" photos before the stream. Playful and teasing, fairly frank about preferring the larger ones, but is empathetic to the smaller ones and throws in little comments like "more comfortable for anal anyway" and "that would be easy to suck on". Doesn't acknowledge the shitposter who spammed her inbox with dog penis pictures.

>Irys
Unironically and unquestionably is masturbating the entire stream; the buzz of a Hitachi is clearly audible and she gives up rating halfway and just pulls up a bunch of the pictures at once and moans and pants loudly for the rest of the stream. Not actually a cock rating stream, but nobody is complaining.

>Sana
Does her cock-rating stream as an unannounced endurance guerilla, only accepts pictures taken after the stream started, happily reviews the same cock multiple times throughout the stream. Phone camera sounds picked up on stream indicate she may even be replying with her own pictures. Assigns star signs to each cock.

>Fauna
Generally agreed to be the best cock-rating stream since it's basically just cock worship, she talks sweetly and kindly about each cock without comparing it to others, she praises its virtues and acknowledges its flaws - all without being condescending. Exhorts viewers to always be proud of their penis. As a way to reward the bravery of submitting their cock to be seen and critiqued by thousands, she comes up with an original and creative sexual scenario suited to it, and encourages the submitter to go make that scenario a reality.

>Kronii
Initial reluctance breeds rrats of cockphobia but when she does the stream it becomes clear her reluctance is because she's literally only seen dicks in porn. Somewhat critical and fault-finding because of this; kronies however are immensely pleased because she finally plays the role of "sadist domme demanding perfection" sincerely (though inadvertently), instead of poorly acted.

>Mumei
Starts out no-selling the stream as if she's reviewing room pictures, acts horrified that someone sent in their cock instead, performatively expects the next picture to not be a cock each time, and makes a show of being progressively more mindbroken into reviewing cocks as the relentless dick pic assault continues. Ends up talking about the size of the load and how it's important to fill her up as much as possible to ensure successful impregnation.

>Bae
Says "oh my gawd" to every. single. cock. Distinguishes herself from the others by reviewing every cock in relation to her own body, rather than objectively - instead of "very thick" she says "I need two hands for this", instead of "very long" she says "that would bottom out in me halfway", etc. Drives the thread wild when she repeatedly mentions how painful it would be for her to take this cock or that cock anally.

ive had my tongue inisde pippa's ass for 4 hours

>>113467768
>We need a phase version of this copypasta
no

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>>113467768

>>113467741
This is unironically how Lia would talk to her fans if she met one IRL. She wouldn't even shake their hands

zero interest in a gay wall of text, go back

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>Concern trolls be like
Pippa is calling us out

>>113467233
Rye is hot so this is okay

>>113467771
stop holding her hostage like this

>>113467788
>Us
I think you mean discordfags. We actively call on her rape here

>>113467795
Wrong

Airi and Sinon should do a family guy react stream like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7ALqOts_4Y

What if your oshi did a chater ranking stream

Let me hug the Nasa

>>113467804
I saw that one picture and now I want to cum on Mori's tits

>>113467795
lol lmao no way

Uruka saying Pippa is cute

>>113467834
Same same.

>Next Phasecon there's booths where you just eat the girls out.
>Which one are you choosing?

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Hololive lets their girls get naked why doesn't Sakana?

What ending will Pippa get in Disco Elysium?

>>113467859
ugly ugly

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>>113467872
Panko needs to do her manko review so we can get an educated look.

>>113467881
Gura did it first.

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I Lo<3 electric women

what's with all the hololive shit in this thread

do think pippa's breasts stink?

>>113467872
Now myself? I'd choose Lumi because I think she keeps it clean.

What's up with all the influencers and vtuvers having mid 20s crisis and suddenly pretend that they are intellectuals because they read popular books and drink large quantities of alcohol?

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>>113467907
Lumi has a dirty pussy

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>>113467881
If holol-hive jumped from a bridge would you do it too?
>malcolm_mother_stares_at_(you)_angrily_with_her_hands_on_her_hips_and_her_mouth.png

>>113467911
That's literally every mid 20s person on earth.

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>>113467907
>Lumi
>clean pussy
Lumi has a dirty pussy

>>113467859
both cute

>>113467911
Because they want to feel like they mean something and they aren't just retarded clowns on the internet. They want to see their chat agree with them when they give a take.

>hufflepuff nasa
cute

>>113467828
>mid ass white woman tits

>>113467899
Hololive and Phase friends.

>>113467911
I'm still doing that and I'm 30.

Uruka indirectly kissed da michi

>>113467974
>HUGE mid ass white woman tits

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>>113467976

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How will phasecon 2 improbe things?

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>>113467990
Pussy, i'd have kissed her directly and repeatedly and then stole her fucking hat

>>113467768
Gayposting? In my /pcg/?

>>113467991
naizuri with shiina

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>>113467947
stinky

>>113468001
feet juice cosplayers for every talent

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>>113468020

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Hag sex

>>113468008
It's not gay to jerk it to girls reviewing dicks.

>>113467965
she's gonna get fat

>>113467872
>Next Phasecon there's booths where you just eat the girls out.
>80% chance that you'll have to suck a penis and swallow the load fully
Would you risk it for a chance of tasting your oshi's pussy?

>>113467911
>drink large quantities of alcohol
Niggers equate sinning and loss of hope to enlightenment, many such cases

[Uruka news]

Da michi is a smelly neet who doesn't eat her veggies.

>>113468039
with filipino babies

Wow im tired :(

>>113468087
which 1view posted this

>>113468087
Crank one out and hit the hay

>>113468093
Pico

[Uruka News]The Japanese ones aren't as big

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>>113468087
Rest easy, anon. Take a nice warm shower, make yourself a cup of tea and put on some chuubas.

>Ask for no tomatoes
>Get no onions
I'm fucking livid.

>>113468123
Woah! Cool art.

>>113468024
The queen of /pcg/

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>>113468039

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>>113468134
That would be Gumbun actually

>>113468039
Good

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>>113468062

>>113468064
Erina...

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>>113468144
never

>>113468087
Sorry, i'll be on top next

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>>113468062

>>113468160
oy vey

>>113468144
I liked her when she was pregnant. Wonder if she sold the child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqPnWGi22Ac

Femanons, you can't just come here and declare yourselves queens

>>113468144
Nice rack

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>>113468170
in this general we support real fans, not costhots

>>113468153
This needs an edit with Hina's clothes on the floor labeled "empty"

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EMBER HAD REGAINED HER APPETITE, WE ARE GOLDEN

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>>113468187
disgusting saggers

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>>113468153

>>113468181
True the baker is the real king of /pcg/ he keeps leading us to victory

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>>113468204

>>113468209
too young for ovulation
safe day
not safe day

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Yeah I think I'm gonna sleb...

>>113468204
Based

>>113468224
NINI

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Why would Lumi do this?

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>>113468192

>>113466381
Funny Pigo
>>113464206
good nini doremu

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Nigger.

>>113468144
>>113468160
Both of these stupid cunts should rope

>>113468248
Lumi loves flexing her full fridge

>>113468248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKzoRfbRnKs

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>>113468258

Why is pippa able to start vods when she actually started streaming but no other vtuber has this power?

>>113468248
You can easily deduce that her fridge is usually full, she just removed items from it.

>>113468276
what?

>>113468266
i miss pippa kirsche collabs

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>>113468160

Stroking my thang right now

>>113468276
Do you have brain damage?

I'm not a furry, but I would totally bang Pippa in her furry rabbit form.

>>113468288
I miss the squibby days...

>>113468266
Kirsche, whatever happened there?

>>113468248
Vtubers should do vtuber vs their pussy.

>>113468314
Kirsche, a great big fat person, became too big for Phase.

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*ring ring*

>>113468328
Decline

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>>113468328
What now...

>>113468024
Rape

>>113468144
Kill

>>113468160
Marry

>>113468266
Why is Pippa so traitorous?

>>113468248
Force her to eat McDonald everyday?
Lumi invested in McNuggets

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Guys the KFP is safe from the parasite right?

>>113468349
Oh shit, I thought you guys an hero'd?

>>113468328
Hime I'm as dry as the sahara over here there's nothing more to squeeze out of me

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>>113468312

>>113468344
I think that packet might be weedies not maccas

>>113468160
add me nameless

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Da Michi is watching.

God I wish I was hime's little brother, can you imagine her washing you and sleep together in the same bed?

>>113468388
DA MICHI IS HERE, QUICK, SAME SOMETHING NICE

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>>113468312

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>>113468362
What kind of big brother are you!

>>113468328
moshi moshi

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>>113468396
>SAME

>>113468266
I miss the old kirche she was funny. Why did she have to go full grifter

>>113468408
AIIIIIIEEEEEE i was distcracted by my cat

>>113468396
Same what?

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Phase friend menace news.

>>113468412
Fast food prices skyrocketed.

erinas new outfit looks cool
never watched a stream of hers though

So Nasa is cute and bear is cool. Am I getting this right?

Need some dick right now

>>113468433
The 'silly streams' were nice, RIP.