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>>113625560Idgi, what is this?
>>113625560servers haven't opened yet, genius
>>113625560Why would you play this at 4 in the morning on a normal work day. Not everyone is from Afghanistan
>>113625681Id rather be in Afghanistan than be OP
>>113625560it's preload and it's a mobile game you retard lol
>>113625560keep seething tranny
ONEPOINT SIXMILLION
>>113625560Why do these hololive gacha games with horrible rng keep flopping?
>gachas been lucrative even before Hololive was a thing>all Yagoo needed to do was make one where you get different versions of Holo girls>make it a full waifu game with romantic scenes and such>takes like 7 years to release some gacha that looks cheap as fuckI hope he had an actual legal reason not to have taken advantage of the gacha market before, cuz otherwise he willingly missed the chance to make easy billion dollars over the years.
>>113626465>Doesn't get milked by middle aged Asian man>Complains about it
>>113625560>>113625648It's unironically the>Screenshot a CCV within the first fews secs of the streamgimmick, but for a video game lol
>>113625648New holoslop gacha
>>113626465It wouldnt bring in much profit and would probably cut into merch sales / supas
>>113626465It should be that Bunny Garden game but Gacha.
holoass died for this?
>>113625560>hey I will give it a chance>The official hololive rhythm game and RPG>rhythm game>gacha>STORAGE: 50 GB available spaceWhat fucking gacha need all that fucking space? this scream 0 optimization
>>113627151they needed all that space for noel's tits
>>113627151Usually the system requirements way overshoot the actual storage space needed. Although voice acting can take a shitload of space so if it does get that big maybe that's the culprit.
Another brown thread on the brown board made by browns for browns.
>>113626465>I hope he had an actual legal reason not to have taken advantage of the gacha market beforethe reason was that they were retards and suck zuckenberg's cock with the metaverse burning 20 million in cash and delaying any other projects for that shit
>>113627151And now that I look at it apparently it's not just rhythm game, it has a bunch of Fall Guys minigames and some sort of Roller Coaster Tycoon shit where you build a theme park you can walk around in 3D, and it launched with 150 songs. I still doubt it hits 50 GB at launch but I can see it being a fairly meaty game, maybe they're accounting for future updates.
Ban steam charts threads.
Over 10k now
Is my wife Anya in it?
>>113625560Its over 10K now, retard! Ahahaha you lost!
>>113625560I cant even start the game, it just crashes on startup on the steam deck
>>113627985Is it on the SD compatibility list?
>holo earth died for this
>>113627151plz understand it was vibecoded.
>>113627738Yes, thats who I choose as my start character.
>>113628045This is already better than whatever the fuck Holo Earth was supposed to be
>>113628161Yamato Phantasia was amazing
>>113628211Yamato Phantasia was nearly half a decade ago and Cover already said they will try something concert related again in the future.
>>113628161Seems pretty nice so far but it won't let me go above normal quality settings. So when running around its a little blurry looking. My phone isn't even all that old. But every thing else and the UI is nice and clean looking. Maybe this auto game mode thing is causing it. Its been so long since I've put any time into a mobile games so I'm outta touch.
>>113625560Go back in a week once they announce the monthly revenue on sensorytower
>>113625671>>113625681>>113625723>>113626767Holy cope
>>113625560Wasn't this marketed mostly as a mobile game?
>>113625560>>>/v/
>>113625560Is it worth playing if I only care about a few talents?
>>113628606do you like rhythm games?
>>113628618Somewhat. Last one I played was muse dash but I used to play a lot of bang dream when I was younger. wasn't any good though
>>113625560Why? What did they do now?
Is this trans friendly?
>>113627151Infinity Nikki requires 200GB and has 100GB updates every new map
>>113625560This game is a flop of gargantuan magnitude.
>>113629008there are no homostars, so no.
UH OH HOLOBRONIES WHAT DO WE DO!?!
>>113625560another 6 gorillion yen down the drain that could have gone to the talents. i'd be laughing if it wasn't sad as fuck
>>113629090I sold my stock yesterday like any non-retarded trader would.
>>113629090ACCELERATE STRAIGHT TO THE CORETHD
The only thing /v/ is good for is making /v/ermin seethe about gooning.
>>113625560Regardless of how long it will stay, i really doubt it's going to crash down day 1 with over a million pre-registrations. I doubt it will waver until like a month in.
>>113629090
why would a drop this big occur in the middle of a trading day like this? it's too early to judge holodori performance. stocks doesn't make any fucking sense man, unless this is just an edit and I got baited.
>>113627562It is, you can also choose to simply download things as you go, like you decide to play a new song so you can download that, or you can go to the menu and do a full download at once (18GB at this point). You can also clear the downloaded data at any point to save space from songs and stuff you may not be playing anymore.
>>113629470It is not an edit. It just dropped suddenly for no apparent reason. It’s starting to go up again.
>>113625560>ITT We laugh at cockWould be a better idea for a thread
itt: the nijinigger cuck is pretending like the majority of a mobile game's audience will be playing on PC
>>113629828That's good, most gacha games have an option to download piecemeal and get rid of stuff you don't use so I would be surprised if this was the one exception. They all seem to understand people don't have infinite space on their phone
We shouldn't forget that rhythm games are, by their very nature, a genre that appeals to a relatively niche audience. They are not the kind of games that generally appeal to the masses in the first place. And if there is no synergy with something like Miku or a specific anime series, even fewer people are likely to be drawn to the game.
>>113630076well, it can be a H-game like idol m@ster with sexy 3D dance
>>113625681I'm now imagining Taliban excited to play Hololive Dreams.
>>113629033Fitting an infinite number of Nikkis into just a few hundred gigs is pretty impressive optimization, actually.
>>113627151All gachas need that space. They usually allocate any asset download to a different path and then it sneaks up on you later. ALL OF THEM do this.
>>113625560are rhythm games supposed to be this hard? I'm getting 10k scores while japs get 200k+
Another thread of nijiniggers seething at papa Hololive
>>113629074Gigi and Kiara still exist
>>113627151Modern game devs refuse to optimize. Now shut up and buy more overpriced hardware, goy.
>AHHHHH>says stupid stupid foid shit>*viewership drops*>*looney toons music*
Can holobronies put up a fight against the big boys of gacha?
I played it for 15 minutes and it was a new low for me spiritually
>>113630638no it'll be dead in a week lmao
>>113630638>LaDS revenuegegaroo
>>113630638in what universe?
>>113630076Are you high? Rhythm games are a very popular genre, that's why there's so many of them. It's a type of game that casuals find very accessible.This particular game also has various anime covers. I remember I first discovered Bang Dream because I was browsing the app store, had never heard of it before but saw it had covers of anime songs I liked such as Guren no Yumiya and only my railgun. So I gave it a shot and ended up being a fan. People will potentially do that for this game too.
>>11362715150gb is actually somewhat small for a game of this scale
>>113627151Every single chuuba has unique voiced dialogues with each other during songs. That might be part of the reason
>>113630638you can use the biggest and most popular rhythm games like Project Sekai an Gakumas for a benmark to the big boys in town
>>113630638Maybe gacha people just usually don't play on Steam?
>>113631771Limbus is like top 10 most played steam games every week, gacha is probably less popular than people might think, it just has tons of whales
>>113631859Limbus also doesn't have it's own PC launcher, you can only play through steam.
>>113631509I don't think users of other rhythm games will stick around. After a few weeks, they'll probably go back to the rhythm games they were playing before.
>>113625560I'm reading the reviews, they're sitting on 74% posisive right now. The main issues seem to be:>undisclosed kernel-level anti-cheat>doesn't work on Linux/steam deck>game designed for touch screens; PC doesn't properly support slide notes>poor PC controls in generalHololive rhythm game seems like a no-brainer, so I hope they actually polish the experience and give the game proper support.
>>113625560El retardo.
>>113632439Of course Hololive would use undisclosed kernel-level anti-cheat
>undisclosed kernel-level anti-cheatIt's a skip then, they can't do anything right, morons
>>113631859Limbus runs like dogshit on any phone older than 6 months and Steam is the only way to play on PC besides an emulator and why the fuck would you do that if it is free to play on Steam anyway
>>113625560back in the day there would have been a red message attached to this by now
>>113625560>>113631771>Stats close to zenless zone zero>Phasetroons on this board will call it bad because it's not doing GTA 6 numbers
>>113631859>L*mbus CompanyWe dont care about pedophile games here
>>113629033Infinity Nikki is good tho, this holoslop isn't
>>113630638FGO still going strong ten years later, that's my game
>>113631771>>113632983>Stats close to zenless zone zeroIt has its own launcher before the steam version, plus it's inside the hoyo launcher environment, it's barely a landmark for comparison.Using steam charts and tower of magic numbers is retarded if you want to see if a gacha will succeed or eos.
>>113633121>shit is good poop is badThey used to mix guys like you into concrete because they had no idea how to derive any value from your existence
>>113633379Infinity Nikki is a genuinely well made game, I'm not sure how they make money with a F2P game that has literally no time gating, no grinding, just straight up a real game with platforming and story and exploring that you can play as much as you want without the game stopping you. It is almost unheard of to make a game like that and charge no money for it.
>>113631771>lower than flopping flop zerogrim
Game interface looks like it's made for tablets so people play it there instead
>>113625560nigga was seething kek
>>113633530You mean one of the top 10 gacha from the largest gacha game devs on the planet?
>>113633097That's a weird way to spell Blue Archive
>>113633121>>113633486Nobody fucking play this gacha other than foids. If anything, your company deserved its downfall from infinity nikki to lads
>>113633982It's actually Limbus that has actual groomers in their discord
>>113625560nuke south asia and south east asia
is this the discord thread?
>>113631771This is a mobile game. In fact the tutorials even tell you "HEY DUMBASS THE STEAM VERSION DOESNT HAVE A LEADERBOARD AND EVERYTHING IS DESIGNED FOR MOBILE!". The fact 10k people are playing it on Steam I genuinely impressive. I doubt it'll last. I don't play mobile games so I doubt I'll get into it even if I like rhythm games.
>>113632439The game IS designed for touch screen but I got used to it and I think it's pretty fun. Still only doing consistently well on Normal, but I'm increasing it for a few songs.Muse Dash is also designed for touch screen and I think it's the most fun rhythm game on PC. While something originally born on PC like Osu I never really got into.
Who do holofags get so defensive when you make fun of their shit? Despite them brigading Phase, Niji, and Vshojo for years??
>>113634282Muse Dash only has two lanes to worry about and no weird shit like slide notes, of course it works well on PC. Something like this they didn't even consider people might be playing it on PC and put shit that only works on a touch screen.
>>113634344>why does the king get angry when his grasp on power weakens
>>113634357he doesnt
>>113634375Ah yes, famously no examples throughout history of mad kings.
>>113634344>pretending it isn't your ilk doing all the shitposting
>>113634442Holofags are the only group that cant handle the bantz
>>113634469Let me just post a screenshot of Saba's last stream on the catalog that includes how long ago it happened and no OP text and then count the number of butthurt replies
>>113634354I don't really agree. I'm sure it feels a lot better on mobile, that much is clear, but it's perfectly playable, saying it doesn't work is a stretch. What's wrong with doing slide notes on a keyboard, other than it just not feeling as satisfying?It is more complicated than Muse Dash, definitely, which is why I'm still on Normal and starting to get used to Hard, but I don't think it's a flaw of the game that I'm not doing full combos first try. A learning curve is not a problem.I remember when before leverless controllers were a thing, people would say fighting games on keyboard was unplayable and made fun of you for it, since stick was the gold standard. Then hitbox came up with a big keyboard with sanwa buttons and it was considered so strong that people called it cheatbox and games had to start implementing protections against having access to both directional inputs at once, something you could always do on keyboard.
>>113630638Beat Dragon Traveler first only if hololive can do that then we can talk
Having fun with the game, but I wish they didn't flood the game with so many currencies, quests etc. I'm all for content but thats not content, its just a pain to look at and keep track off. But I guess this is the standard for gacha games these days. Its just gonna take some getting use too.
>>113625560fun game but it's cooking my iphone, also the live stages lag randomly
>>113633486They make money from mentally ill dumbasses like you that think their casino is a "well made game" lmao. Try playing a real game for once in your life, retard.
>>113634801Its cooking my samsung. Haven't had any issues apart from burning my battery down and I cant choose above normal visual quality, so in the open world the visuals aren't the best. But everything else is fine and clean looking.
>>113625560I checked the reviews and this trash has kernel level anti-cheat? Why the fuck does a gacha game that rolls on the server side need any form of anti-cheat?
>>113634923Why does a phone game have kernel level anti-cheat, do phones even have kernels? I thought that was a computer thing.
>>113634981Oh that's adorable
>>113634789It's been the standard for all online games for years honestly. I remember playing Mabinogi decades ago and that fucking bird kept flying overhead dropping new quests on me. They keep you busy by overwhelming you with quests at the start but then eventually you clear them out and wonder what the fuck do I do now.
>>113634981>do phones even have kernels?No the phone interfaces with hardware using magic
>>113625560Holosweep
>>113634789Yeah also not a fan of everything being gated by story, wish there was a separate menu that could throw me straight into the rhythm game and I never had to do anything other than play songs to unlock songs. But that's just not gonna happen, they need to hook people on the gacha
>>113635238So many times worse than marathon.Actually impressive how cover completely failed to keep the normalfag audience.
>>113625560Imagine if we had this instead of Holoearth, back then
>>113625560yikes um, this aged poorly
>>113630541Years of efficient file compression algorithms, yet assets continue to balloon in size. Modern gamedev is ass. Wilted flower emoji.
>>113625560holy mother of flops
>>113625560>mobile game>shows only steam stats
It's still going up
>>113627547they wanted to diversify from over reliance on female hololiversIt was a reasonable business decision at the time (holo ass release)
>>113636107>It was a reasonable business decisionto spent 20 million dollars in a poor knock off vr-chat?????
>>113634092>real children>I sleep >fictional chidlren>real shitnow have a seat, sensei
>>113625560>less than 100k mobile downloadsholy mother of gigaflops
>>113635583fans didn't take too kindly to the downsizing of the male branch
>>113636189>vr chatworse. It was a>shittier metaverse>shittier Minecraft>shittier vr chatall in oneand of course in typical Cover fashion, they were going to put dabois in
>already beat zzz in numberskek
>>113636339>>113636366You can pinpoint the exact second when some retard woke up and started bumping his shit thread again
>>113625560I do want total holodori flop but it's mainly a mobile game, let's start talking shit when we see the iOS and Google shop numbers.Also a lot of Steam reviews were talking about the game being packed together with kernel level anticheat with is retarded for a rhythm gachaslop.
>>113625560>SteamPull up the mobile numbers
>>113636434Have fun spending your entire day bumping your dead thread featuring a fake screenshot on a dead board I've got better things to do bye
>>113625560Almost no one plays this on Steam given its rhythm game is really shoddy to play on keyboard or controller, you need fingers for it
>>113626465I remember the Azur Lane x Holo collab, but Cover doesn't fuck with China anymore so.
>>113627547phasenig, does your dark brown ass know that having something that has meta or metaverse in the name or description does not mean it is tied to facebook. It's a word whiter people than you use in their daily life.
>>113626465>>make it a full waifu game with romantic scenes and suchA waifu game only works if they use fictional characters and there are way too many stumbling block when using vtubers. Hololive Dreams is better than HoloEarth in that rhythm games have a established business model. The numbers will go down after several months but it will make a lot of money for Cover.>>113630638>Can holobronies put up a fight against the big boys of gacha?Hololive Dreams won't do anything to grow the fan base since it's laser focused on existing Hololive fans. Yagoo wanted to expand the fan base with HoloEarth but the Metaverse was the wrong choice.
is this just a cash grab? i dont know how you going to be able to retain players and whales like other games with monthly updates. the audience is already nicheoutfits and songs?
>>113638515Gacha is the definition of cashgrab.Is it worth it ? If you want to support hololive and like rhythm games, it can be worth your time so try it for free at first.The game doesn't look very high cost so updates shouldn't bleed Hololive dry as much as Holoearth did.Though there's a competitor who'll come soon that might suck the rhythm audience that Hololive could've used to keep up their numbers up.
>>113638515Is it a game that is good for the game itself? Or is it a game for people who are already fans? To me it's looking like a cash grab because the game itself is not impressive in any way and heavily relies on the Holo name. An easy thought experiment is to take away the Holo association. If you still think the game is good then it is good. If it's not then you have your answer.
>>113638515>>113639140It's a free game. You can play it as a free rhythm game as long as you don't care about the rankings or cosmetics.I think a holo rhythm game has always been a no brainer, and I'm surprised that it took them so long to make one. Don't care for the gacha and mini game elements myself, but it is what it is, they do need to make money off it somehow.
>>113637649>smartest holodrone
Well, that is the peak of this game, from now on, the number just keeps dropping.
>>113625560>want to play>oshi not availablethanks for preventing me getting a gacha addiction, cover?
>>1136395831 year from now:>we never liked holodori>we always said it was a waste of money>cutting these underperforming projects is good actually
>>113625560>steam chart postinggo back to Xitter faggot
>>113638315Or make it a yuri game.
>>113636028enjoy, this is as high as it will ever be
