What if your general was not just a general but a nation, devoted to your oshi and their will? Enter this general where the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis.birb editionPreviously: >>113478217Interactive map:https://vtwbg.github.io/Introductory document for new anons:https://rentry.org/vtwbg-qrdVITI ARCHIVE:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QxRtAENk7g3hJAlBsEWRJ6KVEItchyvymusJ1Q7ulEs/BIOME MAP:https://files.catbox.moe/wz0ad4.pngOTHER PROJECTS:https://rentry.org/vtwbg-projects
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So I'm thinking about retiring or at least take a month long break to catch up with other things in life.
>>113644017Pretty sure this thread retired months ago bro. Even I have only one thing to write about lore wise and honestly I just might do it just to get it over with and then retire myself. The only thing I can think about these days is shoving my fat white cock into a Mexican pussy.
>>113644306Bread dog and squirrel. Ironic we're the only ones left.
>>113644306you never updated us after numerous times
how would we adapt holodreams
>>113647081I was waiting for vnug to react to it but they just dont care. Thats going to be pretty much the whole thing.
waocome back!oaw why cant you guys just be normal and post cool images and when you are inspired to write write and when you arent thats okay too?id miss our bread if it was gone...
>>113648259threads have been less proactive since the hack
>>113648317
>>113648691meetashu!WAOOOOOOOOO!
Joshu is really everywhere
I've been killing time lurking Horni but even then I'm thinking about just leaving /vt/ all together.
>>113648900
>>113648886write lore about that!
Joshua in human form is a cute mini Kyori with glasses. She still only speaks in Wao though.
>>113649373she has a design doesn't she?
>>113649646A long while ago another anon made a drawing. Wished I saved it.
>>113649770>>113649770
>>113649829She just needs glasses.
>>113649829I should update her design teebeehaytch
Head emptyColonize female minorities with my penis
>>113650240true!
>>113650329bro thinks he's a mongol
ok but are joshus considered nomads?
>>113653375waomads
>>113653102theyre considered wao!
>>113653384
survive the night
woosh
hello world
the no one left
>>113658153Look again we are here
divegrass soon
Ever since the rift Naked Island's tourism has gone down.
>>113659725they need to naked... harder!
>>113659725the rift?
>>113660050The hack that destroyed 4chan.>>113659917When over half of the world population is gone expect economic collapse.
>>113660223mayonnaise based economies always have strong consistent demand!
Do we have a friendly?
>>113661148We do!/vtwbg/ vs /nasfaqg/ will be played tomorrow at 23:40 UTC / 7:40 EST, later than the typical divegrass time. Make sure you all stop by to support the team and get hyped for vtl11 coming on the horizon!
>>113660223I think it mostly just ruined out side of things. A domino effect
>>113661679wao!>>113661904nah all threads and the board in general is a lot slower i like it!
>>113662909perhaps the world is rotating slower now maybe the axis has changed
>>113664104what haopens if planets stop rotating?
>>113666117Oaw
>>113666117climate gets all fucky I assume, animals start dying off. Day and night cycles gone
Did you know Earth had multiple polar shifts in it's lifetime?
>>113669649i did not! what does that do!
>>113669649what if thats happening right now?
>10
so how would a polar shift affect us right now?
>>113676463maybe wed be cold instead of hot!
>>113676490Perhaps
wao!
>>113677525well okay!
Doob morning?
>>113680031hai
what's on the agenda
>>113683530Magnetic poles shift.
>>113686268got any quick readings or videos for me to understand it?
>>113688113cute!
Some bullshit happened today. Won't talk about it here. I'm just upset and exhausted. I tried doing a Youtube search but it's all agenda videos and conspiracies. Maybe Brave or DDG will lend better results for magnetic polar shifts. I've tried to find a video talking about polar shifts in the past but Youtube search is unuseable.
>>113690476how much of it is ai slope
>>113690546Lots. I digress. So far there's no mass extinction events linked to polar shifts. In fact we had one recently in the ice age pre-recorded history. The planet will keep spinning. Aurora borealis might be seen all over the world. It'll affect electronics and compasses. So convenient navigation will be a bitch. Still we'll survive. We'll figure out better means of navigation in the meantime.The global economy's fucked more by population decline in key areas than anything else.
For those interested, the first friendly of the day has started and we'll be up next as match #2. You can watch the game here when it starts: http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>>113690884lets goooooo
>>113690884lets play some fakin ball
>/nasfaqg/ game tip>/nasfaqg/ goalit's never been more over
its so over
I think we need to use our head
the singularity has collapsed...
WARwARWAR
bros?
Surely Autism will get a save soon, right?
>>113691706He did it!
old man got his prune juice a bit late
THE CONCEPT OF A GOAL
The world needs more dragons with snoots to boop.
>>113693888I Feel like that would be un wiseDragons are huge
>>113690476oaw sending love
>ctrl F "Ai" to look up the section I wrote about /awat/ robots>192 resultsWell that's certainly NOT all about robots
>>113695905That's why you follow up with headpats and side neck scratches.
can you make a table of contents on rentry?
>>113700117who is you
>>113700117Yeah for sure, it's in the How section, like in the pic:I love me a nice table of contents with lots of levels.
doob morning?
>>113702540hai
>>113701178nice
>>113699096should we adapt dragons into the worlds ecosystem?
>>113705996If there's any dragon chuubas. So far they are fossils or evolved into birds right now.
>>113706717im sure you could adapt dragons the same way dodos were
>>113707577That's easy. But the hard part is finding a rep for a dragon chuuba.
>>113711540is a chuuba needed to create a new species?Do dodos have a chuuba?
>>113712835Not really. However dragons are kind of significant. It just would not feel right to put them in Loreli right now. That said if there's still dragons from Holo, Niji, or even indies that might be fine? I don't know.
Quit being a pussy and write about dragons.
Would /HAHA/ still have little feathered dragons?
>>113716660dragoons still seem to be feathered
>>113711540
>>113720252massive dragon
>>113720900they can be devastating to the local ecology!
ok but what if the dragons represented fallen dragon chuubas?
everyone is dooming, time to put out the post-apocalyptic setting
Dragon fossils.
>>113724607how would you describe them?
>>113725098Burnt, metallic, and hollow.
slow day
Hey everyone! I hope you all enjoyed this weekend's match, or at least the second half of it... With friendlies over, it's time to prepare for the next iteration of the /vt/ League. If you want to see /vtwbg/ participate then reply here to show your interest. We are also now opening up the table to suggestions for ways to improve the team, such as new players to better represent the thread. If anyone has any ideas they want to share then feel free to reply with those as well. You can find the list of past rosters and suggestions here: https://rentry.org/team-vtwbg
>>113734411we must finish the story
>>113734411did we ever adapt the hooman monster? He could be added
so when do we start adapting the dragons?
>>113734411CAMON CLEAR SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS>>113738730well first clearly we have to tame them so they can be used as beasts of battle
>>113738908time to describe the physiology of dragons
>>113738908Does one tame a dragon to ride or does dragon tame a human rider? That said dragons can be beeg or smol. I like smaller but more manageable dragons to tame. They'd be no bigger than a large horse. However with the right lifespans and temperment they can be domesticated. Assuming the dragons aren't sentient.
>Finally get a topic.>Thread dies.See you tomorrow folks.
>>113740972I think with all the dragons out there we'd get a variety of types. There's probably at least a few dragons that are massive and like tens of thousands of years old, sleep under mountains for centuries and are very intelligent.And then you got your younger dragons that might be distantly related and they're more like a normal animal, and those humans can have a more dominant relationship with.
>>113741980sea dragons, british dragons, chinese dragonswould wyverns be considered dragons?
>>113734411wao!
>>113744894Wyverns are not dragons but are related. Wyvern species might be better for domestication due to shorter lifespans.
wiish
>>113734411Let's gooooooo!
>>113744894My personal morphological classification:Dragon (2 wings, 4 legs)Wyvern (2 wings, 2 legs)Drake (4 legs)Serpent (no limbs)Chinese dragon (just 2 legs, but it still flies somehow)But ofc through the narrative/mythological definition all can be called dragons. A dragon is basically just a creature of great power who antagonizes a population.
I am very tired today. How are projects going?
>>113752939serpents are usualy water based right? Otherwise they'd just be big snakes
>>113753521Very often they are, like Jormungandr is a famous sea serpent, but there are some that are usually depicted as being land-based, like Fafnir or the Lambton Worm. Fun fact, "worm" and "wyrm" (another word for a dragon) share the same etymological lineage.
Where does water dragons fit in? They have flippers instead of legs.
>>113754679water dragons are separate from sea serpents? Do they look like plesiosaurs?
>>113754749There's plessie like dragons. There are also sea serpents like Leviathan. In Monster Hunter leviathans are a class of sea wyverns that live underwater.
Joshua is near sighted. She needs glasses to see far away. While transforming into a person doesn't help her sight. It does allow her to wear human glasses and contact lenses.
>>113754994could make maps like this
Come on. I just got back from errands.
>The plessie water dragons like to bump boats as if they are beach balls for fun.>Sometimes boats drop fish or treasure for the plessie dragon to pirate.
>>113762710do you think they would act like dolphins and puffer fish and try to get high off weird poisonous fish?
>>113763742Its possible. Though dragons might haveca higher poison tolerance naturally.
>>113753431me too...
