jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ8hhsBz0hIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc4sHF5XKakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW5ciY90YaEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Re4-aZazhwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJ1t8ZCaykhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2u_jEw-Lws>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersupdatedJP:https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>/jong/ news- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM- recent Khubie (local man with a voice changer) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky Yaku is Chanta! nobody likes Chanta, but you'll take it.Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko/>>>/vg/mjg/Previous Thread: >>113629068
>Try to bake>4chan: erm, you need to buy a pass or give us your email>Try to use my proton, but password not on me>fuck it, make a new proton, send verification email>proton: erm, this account is too new you need to pay us to upgrade or verify recovery email>verify a recovery email>get to the captcha page, do the captcha>4chan: erm, actually this verification is expired now>try to bake again to get the link again>4chan: ummmmm, we think this might be spam>wait 30 minutes>4chan: hmmm........noooooo...still spam>open pcg, click post, get the verification page, do the captcha, fail, do it again, succeed, verify email REQUIRING ANOTHER CAPTCHA, type eimi sucks, post>bake thread>forget image>try again>thread posted>forgot to complete the titleFucking...
I like this title
>>113662844I'm seriously considering it at this point.
My kino bake, dust in the wind
>>113663330I'm sorry I failed you.
Every new thread made is a failure to me, we must die
>>113664014>we
>>113663365Its nyot your fault anyon, i could have posted after my nyap but i didnt feel like it kyururu…
>>113664678Its 5pm nya
>>113664772Yeah I went to bed at 4am
>>113664778Do you typically sleep 12+ hours a day or were you just real sweepy?
>>113664803I'd been up for almost twenty four, I usually only sleep six or seven hours don't do it
I had trouble falling asleep because I'm addicted to jimberborn
>>113664830Don't do what, anon?
Smooch femanon on the lips
>>113665700Ew, fucking disgusting. Why would you even mention something so vile.
I don't do mouth stuff
Pon!
>>113665726I just want out anons to be safe and not give into those luscious lipped temptresses
I woke up
>>113666687Just in time to miss hexes. Go back to sleep
>>113666665>want out anons
>>113666795COON COON COON REEEEE COON KILLL IT AAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>113666665You missed sextuples idiot>>113666666
>>113667763>It was a numberfag who got itGrim. Brown and SEA and grim.
>>113667828No one even checked them, what kind of numbers thread doesn't check digits
>>113667889Numbers isn't about numbers. It's a thread for the vtuber equivalent of my dad can beat up your dad.
evens carne asada fries odds go home and cook food 0 kms
she's drunk and posting in the wrong thread again >>>/vg/575159776inb4deleted
I got baited into starting luminary and the mercs are so shit I'm not even in maps yet, I would've been there playing unascended scion instead of trying to farm a usable one
I can't play D2/PoE anymore due to my brain nagging me about how much a waste of time it is
but i'm not mentally ill or anything
dyrbi
>>113670190Why you lying?
>>113669918I have no idea what you jist said but gl little jodomo>someone got proxy banned at my local breweyNice job retard whomvst ever you are
>>113670190Only a mentally ill person would think they're not mentally ill
no. you're wrong. im not insane. im just vibin' but in 4d.
Oh shes fucked fucked huh. Irrecoverable
I will cure JJ's hysteria the old fashioned way.
>>113662083I fapped to this image
the old fashioned way? like an exorcism or something?
How did you type D instead of 0
Evens continue my drunked escapades in public Odds go home0 go swim in the river
>>113671662>exorcismIn a sense
evens continue my timberborn mapodds make a sandbox map so I can actually get to the autistic part of the game0 kms
>>113671662Things may or may not be coming out of you.
>>113673626delayed gratification is always worth it, kil la couple more tribes of beavers and then reward yourself with autism
Odds: I ignore the nicotine withdrawal and try to sleepEvens: I cope with them via drinking and then go sleep
>>113675293nini anon
Goodnight everyone.
>pull hells codex>shit my assim so fucking retarded
i beat the black dragon but the white dragon instantly bent me over
Whoever designed the trolley minigame in Tomba 2 should be imprisoned
>>113676466I was 3 years old when that came out. I turn 30 next week
>>113676618>I turn 30 next week
I turned 30 200 weeks ago
I can't sleep
hey wake up
>>113678737I am awake
Chii!
woodworkin'! i just did my first tenon and mortise! but the board split in half. but it's okay! one day ill make my own mahjong table! (novice, maybe i really am dumb and clumsy, vibin')
>>113683136How did you split the board?
>>113683188so i made the joints right? those were kinda sloppy? and so when i tried hammering the tenon into the mortise, it didn't seem to fit too well but i kept hammering anyway and the board split.
JJ SMASH!
jj would keep tightening the bolt even though it doesn't ever seem to get tight
you keep making fun of me but one day ill become a cool furniture maker and make all the furniture! all of it cool and cute and stylish!
zero vtuber discussion, only /trash/-tier posts. why is this offtopic thread on this board?
>>113683932Yeah /vt/ is way too active these days threads like this are taking up valuable schizo threads
>>113683932we hate vtubers here
>>113683932There are both Jelly and Panko posts itt.
BOO!
evens kms odds kms 0 jong
evens make a factorio server odds kms
>>113686564Factory Autism ho.
You guys wouldn't jactorio
I own a handful of factory games, Factario is surprisingly not one of them.
Probably because it's never on sale
>>113687371Honestly the top down nature of the game kind of put me off of it.
>>113688067That's the best part
even continue my map tonight odds reroll with the nigger beavers 0 jong
>>113689566>nigger beaversDon't insult the iron teeth, they're not gimmedats
Beavers are bums.
Beavers are engineers and are more intelligent and civilized than 80% of humanity
Then why do they die chopping down trees
herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0OTTJ3lUEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u0LZBbIw7A
Why is there no beaver vtuber and I'm not talking about their vagina
My cat somehow injured his tail so I'm taking him to the vet today which means he'll probably need a head cone (again)
>>113691721it's jongover nya!
>>113687201I would jactorio a little bit until my tendonitis and arthritis kick in
>>113691721>he'll probably need a head cone (again)kek what a bitch
>>113692026
>>113691721clap minus $500-$1000Owning pets is a scam
>>113692208I can't imagine it will be over $100 based on past visits unless he will need surgery. Then it's over
Pets SUCK
Not mine thoughbeit
foids and pets suck
>>113694336Women are basically pets if we're being honest.
yeah but I don't understand the dog so it's not as bad
Dogs are easier to understand than women.
uuuuu im watching zombie movies alone in the dark and now i cant sleep
>>113697380>Not watching with usWhore
>start socializing at 12pm>stop socializing at 2am0 dubs or trips for kms myself
>>113698799Bye anon
aaaaaa
>>113699183How are you so shit? Stream, I need to understand
>>113699219oh I ran out of biofuel from cooking all my spadderdock
great nyuus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wloY8-7Oar8
>>113687201isn't that a single player game?
>>113699964nta, no it has MP
>>113691796sorry i was retarded when i posted this, iwas talking about jatisjactory not jactorio
>>113699144>didnt reroll to save my lifewow why do you hate me? my spirit will haunt you until you are dead and then forever thereafter until i get bored
>>113700316
>depth sensor triggers throttling valve off and on to make ripples to spin wheels with 0 flow neededI'm a genius
tfw no darts vtuber
>>113700552I will do it.
Male vtubers are not vtubers, it's a different, derogatory category.
>>113701089Yeah, me.
My tailbone has been hurting since i woke up
>>113704774Buy a new mattress.
>>113701089I like Reid and Meika
>>113704957It's so expensive and mine is only 8 years old
https://x.com/Luis_Cammy/status/2081213264520953986
>>113705896I can't read the Nese.
>>113705647You ought to look into your warranty. Average mattress lifespan is about 8-10 years and 10 year warranties are pretty standard in the industry in my experience.
SHAKE THE KITTY
>>113706496Until it dies.
>>113706690nyooo until its ready for sleepy time
Boo!
Bweh
someone post a vtuber
>>113710021Tomorrow.
>>113710021https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hwr_PfQTGmU?feature=share
>>113710942This one seems cool does she jong?
i miss when my wife used to stream mahjong and was an actual snake
>>113712059I can't tell if going from the snake png to a model was a downgrade or if I'm just autistic and hate change
>>113712134i think we are both autistic, though im happy for her, she used to get no viewers and now at least she has some people to chat with
evens burrito + tacoodds quesadilla dubs carne asada fries 0 kms
Remonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9IXZgZ5TD4
miko bitch
More like bitchless Miko.
ghostanyon should put on the model and stream jong
agreed
Dead people can't stream
When I die I also want to haunt threads and spook people
Fufufufufu
>>113717829I bet miko can shove her bell thingy up her ass without touching the inside
/jong/ meatup at offkai? we split a room 12 ways?
I'll be at work
I cant go to offkai in good conscious cause i would only be going to fuck cosplay sluts but a jong meetup would be cool
>>113718511>conscious
>>113718403we have 12 posters?
I wouldn't put my dick in a cosplayer
I would put my dick in a crossplayer
I would never play a game with someone who plays on playstation
go to offkai and convince sakana that phase needs a professional riichi mahjong team
life could be so simple if we took inspiration from the beaver communists
I like being able to drink water on demand though.
>giant rounded gradient buttonsgod I hate google jeets that change things for no reason
UI designers need to justify their continued employment somehow
>>113722151Nini anyon
I made too many robots
>>113722687No such thing
I can finally sleep..
i hope you dream of beavers
>>113723485I get what you're putting down
Uh hu
i want to play sts2 but i already finished it
>>113724975Finished all the characters?
>>113726124xapitan
>>113727412sup
Meow
>>113727436Xenia would never be able to save up enough for the one day outside pass
Cats are disgusting creatures.
Cats are MAHJONGIG creatures
Beavers are hungry creatures xenia-11.png
Beavers are fucking radalicious but i hate their stupid freak feet they scare me
>radalicious
I was going to say we need a beaver vtuber, but we already have Mitchie if we want to see some beaver.
I'm not autistic enough to be a beaver vtuber that only plays timberborn
>>113731951that's a word
>>113734446Were you banned or are you praying to have anon banned? Can you cast your dark magic on the coonposter
>>113735609>Can you cast your dark magic on the coonposterI mean I can just go to PCG, I'm sure I'll find an Indian janny to make fun of and get a 3day if you want me gone.
>>113735785Do not redeem
/jong/CooneryGooneryAnd straight bafoonery
>>113735866its buffoonery
>>113735904Shut up aru
>>113736000
>>113736015Go ahead and cry, what else are you good for. Hoshino is a better pink and youll never measure up
>>113736062
don't bully our cute anyons negativityanyon
Sorry aru i was just hungry but after eating this nutritious barbell cookie and caramel protien bar i feel much better i take back what i said but dont you ever sass me again
>>113737402This post was brought to you by Barebells™
let's talk about mahjong vtubers. i don't understand why anyons call nina a whore. admittedly, i don't watch her, but that sounds kinda extreme. also, what is this about her being married? maybe she really is a whore. but what about her mahjong skill? is she good? i remember iori playing mahjong once with a pro-coach or something. i don't remember anything other than she was chasing a yakuman or something
yeah iori used to jong but she won't do it again and she hates us
also both vivi and dofume are jonging but I'm at work
>>113726582Yeah. Might try Monster Train 2 now, but I kinda hated the first.
>>113724975Mods
>>113737559Nina goes to mahjong parlors to lose on purpose so she is forced to strip. She gets off on it
>>113737559Ever seen her cleavage? Her breasts are slutty and she whines sexually. She used to be good but after she stopped riding parlor cock and went monogamous her skills atrophied and now shes a mid tier looper.I dont remember ioris skill but shes a dirty fujo so shes probably E1-2
>>113737831Might try some, still haven't tried multiplayer either, should probs play with doko.
i can't hear soundposts nya
>>113738039The limbus company character mods are really fucking well made.
>>113738074She's moaning after losing on purpose
>>113738074Check the filename, enter the six characters and the file extention at the end of the video name and enter it into the link below and paste it into your address barhttps://files.catbox.moe/[6 characters at end of filename].[extention]
>>113738074Get tampermonkey or something similar as an extension for your browser then search for a '4chan external sounds' script and install it with the extension. Also get the 4chanX script
>>113738074paste thesehttps://files.catbox.moe/ev0878.ogghttps://files.catbox.moe/rkfghc.ogg
not clicking ur virus
>>113738203what a drag nya but thanks>>113738336but im a phoneposter...>>113738338it doesn't sound like moaning, it sounds like generic sad girl noises
>>113739512Why are you like this
>>113729798She would be motivated by food, much like Ootsuki himself.
>>113739658wdym
I've become addicted to watching Takaharu scold chubas for their mahjong misplays.
Nina has her tits outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDV2Ir-HwfI
We love nina and her DAWGS
i still phone browse on kurobaEx and can listen to soundposts on it, just have to switch to browser to post
>>113740741dawgs are feet though
>>113741322get a pass gweiloor maybe ask claude to fix the repo
>>113741625oh, you dont know huh
Hey jong, I'm going to lose at jong: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
>>113741822but my dogs are barking pertains to feet thougheverbeitperchance
I need to go grocery shopping but I haven't been able to wake up before 10AM because of pimberbjorn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA they fixed the loophole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08jscXYuf8
>>113741933im absolutely sickened you know that SICKENED
>>113742294Buy the game
>>113742726I did at one point
i am eating hamburgerwould koko at this lunch bar
Someone koko for anon not me though its snoozy time
I'm back at work.
I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone.
>>113744823nini
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2082005638461247538
>>113744898I don't even really understand what this image is trying to convey, but I appreciate the Yuzu in it.
i haven't played rank in 2 or 3 weeks because i'm one bad game away from deranking
Same except its cause mahjong SUCKS (i lost 1000 points in 6 games)
I've also had a horrible streak in ranked lately. I won my last game though
>>113747712Sounds like you have the chance to go FOC on a somewhat high note although youll still be shamed for being close to derank
i like the big pp but you guys only have the small pp
>t. /jong/s straightest and most eloquent anon
>>113749802>average is 5-6>mine is 6.3That's slightly above average pp thank you.
anyons...
stop saying my name all cutesy like that.
>>113750352or else what? what are you gonna do, anyon?
>>113750307Proof?
anyon. check your dms. now. in private.
wake up nya! don't let pippa win nya!
who
The pink menace.
No wonder I woke up annoyed and disappointed
>>113750716S-SUGOI YO!
>>113752360I was too busy hitting the exercise bike and staring blanking straight ahead to post. Need to improve my cardio so i can marathon across the US and run pippa over
Drinking my protein shake what the anons doin?
>>113755471your mom
>>113755471eating lunch and then figuring out if I want to boss rush mesas/do ubers or just play the game normally, get to 100, and maybe take an extra day to finish challenges
I wish I had some to drink my protein
>>113756328someone*
Do not eat optavia cheetos, they fall apart like paper in your mouth
I don't eat cheetos period
wish anyons were streaming jong rn
Maybe later if youre good ill stweam4u
I'm at work
I'm gonna roast some pork
If you know what I mean
I prefer my pork slow cooked
>>113761738Yeah but i gotta make crackling
some chick i think i dont have my headphones onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm7xgROajDQ
short stweamhttps://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23
watching anon get tsumo'd to death
mapitan (mahjong vtuber, /jong/ captain, jongin')
managed to resist ordering food, deleting all my accounts helped
>>113764382i just ate something that i ordered on uber eats and regret it
this wouldn't happen if you had a wife (cute, male, good at cookin') that cooked all your meals for you
this wouldnt happen if you were our wife
>>113764495You're not interested in me
I'm interested in myself
>>113765260Im also interested in you tell us about yourself anon
>>113765925you already know
I'm not very interesting, but I am going to bed. Goodnight everyone.
I'm interested in going to bed in your bed
I finished my 40/40 challenges so I'll be using my bed, you can have it in 12 hours
get out of bed anyon it's my time to use it
Nini ignore that it's 5am
help me push anyon off the bed so i can sleep on it (sleep deprived, insomnia, another one of those days)
Hm nyoo theyre too heavy you should call off work and sleep on the couch