This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Happy 5 years everyone! We'll jam pack as much as possible before I head off for family vacay! Back Mondayhttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2079144847362216384/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlYPrevious Thread:>>113583997
>>113662600I’m just going to say it: her old model was dogshit and I don’t understand why people here miss it.
How many time will /lemon/ die premature before lumi gets back? If lumi really cares about us she should do some daily lumis when she's on her trip.
>>113663200She would never do this and would cry if she was put into a dominating position.
>>113662807It was tastefully sexual and a little dopey looking which fits her personality. The new model is more about what she wants to be rather than what she is. It implicitly asks people to take her seriously with her sharp features and elaborate design elements. The old one successfully conveyed she's just a silly bobblehead while the fanart focused on her giving into her masochistic tendencies and getting corrected. You can see the clearest evidence of where it went wrong by how many newfriends showing up calling her mommy and portraying her as some sort of femdom/incest rapist character.
>>113662807 That was the lumi og spent time with doomerz nostalgia. Also what she was doing before vtubing?
>>113663895She was a relatively new hire working an office job (part time?) when COVID hit which made her pursue streaming and finish her Master's, before then: Just retail and clerical work.
>>113663798Except, since her first day, gumis have been lusting after her.
>>113664148If we did we had a terrible way of showing it by going after all her friends
>>113664103Honestly, thats some skill wich I could never pull off, working on master degree whille being active ok internet
>>113664278She also thought it was easy, with her explanation on how her college did things I kind of get it. I could never arbitrarily move deadlines around or expect to learn all the material by just showing up to lectures and workshops.
>>113662807the new one is better. but she was my little bondage genie that I kept in my second monitor and fed cheese. >>113663798this anon said it. the model worked as intended. the new one is better but getting misunderstood is a thing. there's nothing more disgusting to almost all women than being called mommy. so that is less than ideal. her "chat" being so controlling about sex bad at flirting therefore do not want anyone doing what they cannot gracefully engage in sort of backfired theee. shutting up some cringe instead of letting new fags see chat and realize she is only sharp enough to make sure you don't ignore her and walk away when she wants you to smack her and stick around to make sure she stays down.
>>113664221And yet we always return to her
>>113664446I wouldn't invoke the cuckold's prayer on someone else's behalf, that seems wrong
>>113663264hahahhahahaha she totally would but this is racoonmi. she is brave because lumi is elsewhete>>113664446side piecemi becomes one and onlymi by means of attrition. she'd think she deserved it too>>113664332she is a solidly above average, even smart, woman. vtubing has cleatly made her dumb as a post but she has her moments where she almost gets something insightful. with a little work she might get to that smart enough to follow instructions but not smart enough to midwit her way into thinking she should be giving them wife equilibrium
>>113664489anon.. knowing there are sex havers out there who still choose to play a vod for nap time background noise.. might be one of the things keeping her sane. let's just put it that way rather than make fun of her depressed brain is only capable of getting the engine going if someone she has a crush on metaphorically makes her sit there and watch while he fucks her friend. it's an intense feel and she gaslit herself into thinking she is flat instead of sad, so let her have it
>>113664512>she is a solidly above average, even smart, womanI don't doubt it was just reflecting on the difference in expectations>Gonna miss the deadline? Well there's always the next one but if you don't pass that then you can always do it next year>This 4h lecture is only 10% of the material you're gonna need to study this week, no you will not find this online or in the textbook>Here are multipoint questions and problems on your exam, while it seems you can get partial deductions you actually can't because I decided you can get max or 1/5th of the points with no inbetweens which means you're gonna need to answer 70% with 100% accuracy. Of course if your answer is long winded or goes even slightly out of scope that's gonna result in a deductionThat was my experience
Rie is better than Lumi, and unlike Lumi, she’s not afraid of her brocon tendencies
>>113665437Hime is the kind of girl main accuses Lumi of being
>>113665677Lumi would be like Hime if she wasn’t a coward and embraced her brocon tendencies
>>113665437>>113665437Because Rie is a freak who would murder there husband someday. Lumi is pure and would be a loving mother to her 7 kids
When you're having sex with Lumi and you stick it in her tight little assholehttps://voca.ro/1gjw7Kr7NfmY
>>113666983Not accurate where are the screams?
Why does lumi have a nightlight at the young age of 35?
>>113668409Because her mother forced her to sleep in the dark, damp basement to get over her fear of the dark
>>113668409Whenever she got in trouble her parents would hit her and lock her in the basement
>>113663200
>>113668409She's 23
>>113670607IQ
These cosplayers are lewding our oshis too much.
>>113670607>>113670618So she's legally retarded and needs to be put in a tard home?
>>113671103I feel like I've seen them do the same 3 poses over and over for the past year, I can't imagine what it's like to obsess over yourself in the mirror for that long
>>113671103Is that a man on the left?
>>113672568it's a she/her but yes those shoulders and jawline is something a lot of dudes don't have
>>113671103Lumi is more beautiful here
>>113667385nta but you just know she'd try to be brave about it because she would not want to ruin everyone else's fun.it's one of those things where she knows you know she knows you know and that meta layer is exactly where peak sex exists. it's not the feeling, it's the consent.maybe I'm wrong, but in any case, good girls who do what they are told get taken care of.
>>113668445she is going to be so shell shocked if is lucky enough to stumble into a happy in law family
>>113671103Why does Sakana allow this contractors to be part of the management decisions again?
>>113671103Hide all your shotas
>>113674174no one knows. my guess is that his tism got him btfod when he tried micromanaging. so he chose. to go for a more collaborative/consensus oriented style. it works when the group is small, knows each other, and acts in good faith; while also preserving actual authority with the center. the problem is that it doesnt scale. at which point you either need to delegate authority or impose a hierarchy where you stop taking suggestions from people who obviously dont know what they are doing.we saw what happens when you dont say "hey, if I am gone, authority over all HR stuff goes to person X - whom I have spoken to about how to handle general types of disasters and will therefore know how to apply them specifically." shit like that only gets more acute. all companies go through this phase of growth. the company wont die, but it may have to start pissing some people off on purpose in order to stop pissing a lot of people off accidentally
>>113670618that's being generous
>>113671103I wonder what Lumi actually thinks of her cosplayer.
scored
>>113677535at offkai?
>>113677209That she's a whore
>>113677731the usual haunt. sneaking off in an uber now kek
>>113671103Petra is a good lumi but her forced poses make her look stiff otherwise god the ass jiggle is so good. The dizzy one is fine if you paperbag that face.
page 10 rape
>>113671103The other cosplayers did better Lumi's
Double lumi's boob size
>>113684655No
reduce lumi's cup size by 2
>>113684655and give her a cock
>>113684819I'd still fuck her as long as it was small and she was ashamed of it getting hard.
I want Lumi to groom me the same way she groom starbro
>>113685429You don't want that.Trust me.
>>113662600I miss when Lumi didn’t dress like a whore
>>113677209She likes all if them just because she's honored to have someone spend time looking like her model. She's sweetie like that.
>>113686618Why not?
These three need to be stopped.
>>113687554You will never see them again after this week.
>>113687554Lumi would never act a whore
>>113686892creepy incel
>>113687891wrong, petra's ass gets posted on a weekly basis
are we there yet
>>1136909223 mores days
>>113687364Do you really want your taste in women to be Lumi-adjacent?
I feel like lumi would be invigorated if she woke up every morning secure in the knowledge that she would be subjected to bent over the nearest surface sodomy at a time not of her choosing. she should also give breath play more of a chance.
>>113693140this. lumi is a one off sunk cost fallacy
>>113690922love her
>>113687554Imagine the smell
ngl, still kinda butt hurt about her butchering that one song I was legit excited to hear her sing. idk wtf was up with her that day but damn
>>113697356for a while now I've wondered what if she's sitting down when she sings
>>113697805she's got an adjustable desk so she only sits down while singing when she's playing slop at the same time
>>113697894aww cute dork standing up for us. almost makes up for it reeee
>>113697645How did you get that picture of me and my gf?
>>113698596relax lumi, we refer to ryan gosling as a man these days.
Lumi betrayed us by leaving; how should she pay?
>>113699536open hand smack her vulva as hard as she can three times and then tell us why she enjoyed it.
>>113699536By watching other women
>>113700995Would Lumi feel more humiliated if we watch Lia or Shiina?
>>113701279lia. she loves lia. not that she dislikes shiina ,but lia is tardwife's tardbaby. theyre very different but similar in ways that would make her feel cucked. not just cheated on but "it's for the best this way, she deserves to be happy *cries*" type of thing. peak. she also envies her youth and knows lia is one of the few vtuber variants that, even in her irl off screen form, isnt readily accessible. tying lumi to a chair and making her watch would awaken some sadism by proxy stuff. which is super fucking awesome