This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Happy 5 years everyone! We'll jam pack as much as possible before I head off for family vacay! Back Mondayhttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2079144847362216384/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY Previous Thread:>>113662600
Only 1 more day intell Lumi's back!
>>113708585All these memories and Lumi doesn’t care.
Soooo... the 3d?
>>113709746Its sex
>>113708585Lumi is looking at her general and asking why her gumis are letting it die early
>>113709928emotionally breaking up with my imagined imaginary friend by degrees
>>113709296it's why I cant bring myself to watch it
>>113709232So did her brother really got into a car crash? Her family vacation was abruptly this time
>>113711400this premise is false
>>113711400She was talking about this vacation for months. There's another one in September I believe. Have no idea about starbro.
Why is the album just about Lumi being menhera?
>>113712682What song especially?
Can we keep this tread going intell lumi comes back or will it die during the night again?
>>113715469I havent been paying as much attention lately and that is probably the direction things are headed. so someone else will have to figure that out, if they care
>>113715469can't be bothered trying to up the thread these day
lumi's dracula is so fucking good I loop it for my whole workouts
we also have the schizo trying to skin walk people which makes it all the more tedious
lumi you dumb bitch I swear to God sometimes you deserve an annoyed slap
How tall is Lumi
>>113717356shorter than me, taller than you
Watch the better Lumihttps://youtu.be/AAPiT-8pTBE
>>113717356Lumi says she's 5'5, can't believes she's shorter than Panko
>>113717587lmk if and when she embraces her need to correct any display of ignorance or incompetence with self-induced electrical discipline.
>>1137173565'6, surprisingly the tallest in phase.
>>113719750close, but no lemon
When will Lumi do these types of ASMR?
>>113720379in lumiverse logic, maybe if she is murdered and infested by the luminid thing again. it's more a question of why the hell would she
Menace got 3 cosplayers and Lumi only got 1
>>113721133>it's more a question of why the hell would sheThink of the views and money she would get
>>113717356I think we've deduced it's about 5'5-5'7 but she hides her power level to continue the ancient tradition of not making dysgenics want to an hero
>>113721738That's considerate of her, but counterproductive
>>113720379I can’t imagine her being a yandere, maybe a menhera, but that’s about it
>Lumi hasn’t updated her scheduleIt’s over isn’t it
Now that Lumi accomplished all her VTuber goals, I hope she can start her career.
https://x.com/Vellecos/status/2081502066636439584this girl is my kind of brown sugar
>>113722394She said she's never going to quit. Last week she when it's time she's only going to stream once or twice a month. We have a few years intell that happens.
>>113722394Isnt that called V-tuber ascension? Embracing the title of a face-less streamer over being an idol
tardwife
>>113722574even better
>>113722394She's more likely to start a family than a career.
>>113723928x
>>113722574I would wife this woman over lumi immediately shes beautiful
come to think of it for one into petplay, training, irrumatio and anal there's this VN called Maji de Watashi ni koi Shinasai - or just Majikoi for shortI think you'd enjoy the Chris path greatly
>>113723820I’m still surprised she got away with doing blackface
>>113723984I don't think either is very likely but what she's missing in life right now seems to be family more than work.
>>113724799Why would she get in trouble for a tan?
>>113722574She’s such a simp.
>>113725747Ironic. She hates simps, but she’s a simp herself
>>113726359It’s (D)ifferent when she does it.
>>113725169that's true
>>113725747She is.
>>113721245Menace is a whore, Lumi is pure and Seiso
>>113727671>MenaceMalice?
Noel and Lumi should collab
lia comes with a little sister. sorry lumi but you can't compete
>>113725747She needs to marry me because I'm worthless and it would be amazing watching lumi spiral over how she got with someone so trash. I would still love her and do my best but I'm bum.
>>113728520based sadistic retard
>>113722574cutie patootie
Where is the stream!?!?!?!?!
Where is the stream? I need Kaneko Lumi's stream all over my face right now.
Sure is a lot of fake lemon fans asking where the stream is.
>>113730104she's probably dead. we had best move on>>113730737t. fale fan
>>113730737I just saw the opportunity to make a vulgar joke and I took it.
>>113730898want me to stream on her faxe to make it even? I'm gonna do it either way
Lumi doesn’t care about us
>>113732583I remember my last full focus business trip like 6ish months agp. she made me smile even when it made a certain someone have one of his pissing/shitting self melt downs. idk what to think about her but the not caring isnt true. mutualism, commencialism, parasitism, idk what type of symbiosis it is, but it is.
Lumi’s reaction to this news?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VohWbURWT8Mlive btw
>>113734279Shiina and Lia are double teaming her btw
>>113733746what news? spell it out, I'm multitasking
>>113734279wtfffffffff
oh my God. kids man. tomboy older sister is explaining to her litte brother how to land a plane on her switch then playing with like a tape measurer toy. I need to have babies. soon.
>>113734279I like how Lumi always dresses and acts like a Stacy with other phase girls but never with the other invaders
this fucking 12 year old girl tagged a killed a moose with a bow and arrow.
>>113732583>why no mention of us?There's Squ-chan who might acknowledge this dumpsterfire, but has Lumi ever?
>>113734775oh my God oh my God they arent related, it's an alaskan tomboy flirting with a city kid. I have never seem anything more wholesome in my life. you normally only see this rype of of shit with drunks at a bae but they are just going at it. there's a lesson here
Love the based spess lemin, but did she mention why she decided on a nun\clergy-looking theme for her latest model?
>>113734996Yeah
>>113734996She's undergoing her christian arc
>>113734636She's more comfortable taking off her mask in front of the invaders. She's a nerd who likes dresses idk why she has to hide that anymore in phase.
Lumi is the token white woman here
I didnt even notice the end that collab ending and I tuned in with what was apparently 15 mins to go..
she starts collabing again hopefully another one outside invaders and maybe outside phase soon
>>113736786I don’t. Whenever Lumi collabs with other people, she becomes inauthentic
>>113736392>bananaperfect frut to describe shiina>liagringa suprema>erinahapaspiritually 80% white stream
>>113736961all forms of lemon are authenitc
>>113736961a thousand times this. back when she was happy and fun enough to do the work of making you want to watch her, the other personality stuck with her for a few days. it's why I hated those nekolina collabs. she would use basic bitch tactics to pander for a few days everytime. I miss maleable lumi.
>>113737139there is literally nothing lemon about lumi and she was the biggest retard on earth when she let pippa of all people brand her. I know, I know, but still
>>113737305lemons look nice but you bite them and they are bitter
>>113737327google the word specious. the irony is very palpable
>>113715469i'd just leave them all covered with slimethey look so delicious>megusta
>>113737169based
>>113737305>>113737327i love lumi lemons
>>113737410yes anon. very good. very astute.
does lumi know that in the hierarchy of nerds, anime is even lower than 40k?
>>113737169I think the only time we saw the 100% true lumi was on that drunk collab that got nuked right after it finished
good collab today lumi
imagine being a being a vtuber and being too lazy to read the articles she hopefully actually pays for. not reading the pol/econ sections of the economist every week (yes it is biased, but you either get this type of news from somewhere else, fumble in ignorance, or read the articles they give you like the fucking pleb you are. America has become an entrepreneur’s paradiseEtsy-sellers and small-town accountants are enjoying the fruits of AISeveral years ago, Zachary Dunn was selling cars in a small Georgia town when he realised that he “was sick of making other people rich”. Soon he quit and began hawking hats emblazoned with slogans online with a college roommate. (Recent hits include “daddy” and “Put it on my husband’s tab”.) Their business, The Mad Hatter Company, is set to make eight figures in sales this year. Mr Dunn says he will never work for someone else again.He is not alone. Since the beginning of 2024 an average of 466,000 Americans have applied to start a business each month, according to data from the Census Bureau. This June saw 531,000 new applications, nearly double the average monthly figure in 2019 (see chart).Americans have long loved the idea of being their own boss. (The term itself originates from colonial New Yorkers’ twisting of the Dutch word baas.) For at least two decades around 60% of them have said they would prefer to start their own business than to toil for someone else, according to Gallup, a pollster. Yet until recently fewer and fewer were living out that dream. As large firms lured workers with the promise of stability, the share of self-employed Americans fell from 36% in 1910 to less than 10% in 2020, noted a report from the American Enterprise Institute, a think-tank.That is now changing. Full-time self-employment rose to its highest level this century in 2025, reaching 16.8m, according to the Small Business & Entrepreneurship Council, a trade group. Business formation first surged during covid-19, as laid-off Americans turned to self-employment. In July 2020 new-business applications hit 547,000, the highest on record. Federal incentives helped: millions of people were able to take advantage of pandemic-era subsidies for small businesses. So too did an explosion in e-commerce and other ways to make money remotely.As the pandemic faded, existing businesses clamoured for workers and government incentives were wound down. Even so, the number of applications remained elevated, and since around the start of last year has been rising rapidly again. Buzzy artificial-intelligence startups in Silicon Valley account for only a small part of the increase. The industries witnessing the biggest flurry of applications are professional services (up 25% between 2021 and 2025), retail (18%) and health care and social assistance (18%). What is behind America’s latest entrepreneurship boom?The first explanation is the macroeconomic environment. Between 2021 and 2025 American firms hired and fired relatively few workers. The difficulty of getting a payroll position may have encouraged jobseekers to start their own businesses, reckons John O’Trakoun, an economist at the Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond. Young people in particular, who are facing a challenging market for entry-level jobs, may find entrepreneurship an attractive alternative. The share of Americans aged 15-34 who say it is a good time to find a job fell from 75% in 2022 to 43% last year, according to Gallup.The same may be true for workers who relocated during the pandemic and did not want to return to the office. A paper from 2024 by Ryan Decker, an economist for the Federal Reserve Board, and John Haltiwanger, of the University of Maryland, found a close correlation between the share of people in a location who were quitting their jobs and the number of new-business applications, with a particularly high rate of both in suburbs to which many city-dwelling office workers fled earlier this decade.Shifting consumption patterns offer a second explanation for the new-business boom. America’s ageing population has made catering to the elderly a roaring trade, with demand for everything from nursing homes to downsizing consultants. Small retailers are also finding it easier to make a living thanks to the uptick in e-commerce from the pandemic and algorithms that have become better at serving relevant products to hobbyists.
More than half of sales supported by Shopify, a provider of e-commerce tools, now come from “niche” categories outside the 100 most common; entrepreneurs can mint money selling trading cards and custom pill cases, avoiding crowded categories. Plus, good ideas are easier than ever to find online, notes Justus Shaw, who started a mobile coffee cart in Tennessee last year. After seeing a coffee shop in Florida post a video of a machine for canning cold brew, he bought one. It is one reason why his cart now brings in between $10,000 and $15,000 each month.The third and perhaps most important explanation relates to ai. Chatbots have made it easier to get a business going by allowing even the tech-shy to build a website and navigate local regulations. The share of founders who used ai to help launch their business doubled to 60% between 2023 and 2025, according to a survey by Gusto, a payroll platform. New cohorts of small businesses are adopting ai earlier and at higher rates, found JPMorgan Chase, a bank. The technology has allowed people who already wanted to strike out on their own to do so much more easily. “It’s like chemical reactions that have an activation potential,” says Miquel Llobet, who launched an ai-powered commercial-insurance broker last year. ai lowers the bar for those reactions to occur.Flying soloPoliticians on the campaign trail love to speak of small businesses as “job creators”. Yet the share of new-business applications that the Census Bureau deems “high-propensity” (meaning they are likely to employ at least one person other than the founder in the near future) was only 30% last year, down from 38% in 2019. “ai is filling the capability gaps that once made hiring necessary”, ushering in “the age of the solopreneur”, argued a team of economists at Stripe, a payments platform, in a recent blog post.Kelly Loeffler, head of the Small Business Administration, a government agency, disagrees. She expects that small businesses powered by ai will eventually hire at similar or higher rates to their predecessors. Mr Shaw, the Tennessean coffee entrepreneur, has automated much of his back-office work but has hired five baristas as his business expands into weddings and corporate events. It has been a similar story for Jake Levine, who last year founded a business that helps pharmaceutical companies manage clinical trials. “We always had the intention of scaling,” he says.Economic and technological shifts have created fertile ground for a nation already enamoured with entrepreneurship, reducing the capital and brain-power it takes to grow a business. Aaron Terrazas, an economist at Gusto, reckons that much of the value generated by ai could end up accruing not to corporate giants, but to Etsy-sellers and small-town accountants. That would reverse a century-long shift toward working for The Man.
what the fuck
take your meds retard
>>113737965>>113737970you realize that this is the level of casual comprehension expected of anyone who can begin to even be considered an actual person by anyone who matters, right? imagine the fucking shame of spending an hour on zatsu just to male a shittier point than you could read in 3 minutes. imagine the shame of shitting up a zatsu with such low effort conversationimagine being a VTUBER. instead of building people up and requiring basic effort, you reward an awareness of your previous vtubing exploitsshe released her album so we don't need to pretens anymore. disgusting. knowing you can do better and not?
Oh hello moral faggot.
>>113738685Lumi needs to be more moral if she's going to make it in today's world.
>>113738685I'm not stupid enough to credential myself based on results, but I will say welcome back tho, she unironically missed you and I did my best to make her say it outright
How do we deal with traitors
>>113741503Sorry, anon, just accept that Lumi is a cuck
>>113741503define traitor
>>113743693Giving money to another phase girl; our money should be strictly for Lumi
>>113743936idk man, recent events have made me even more acutely aware of how much I love children no, cunny is a role you invent for the people you are/want to be fucking,. it's a metaphor not a tangible. it may be time stop letting the perfect be the enemy of the good
So guys lumi should collab with lia erina and shiina every week in my own opinion
>>113746308No
>>113746457Yes it was kino and I love the other three girls too
>>113746490It was really boring.
>>113746526I laughed more that stream than any normal lumi stream in a hot minute you're just a being a sour grape.
>>113746832not a huge fan of collabs over three people, but it was a solid collab. idk what there is to bitch about. plus lia
>>113746457Yes, lumi needs to show off her shit talking skills more often
>>113748139this
>>113748139And thats why we need lia she is perfect
>>113748395we need more lumi on lia action
Shondo got into a fight with her brother’s gf, on who will treat him on his birthday; why isn’t Lumi like that with her brother.
>>113749221Lumi would rather die than admit she’s a caring big sister
>>113749221every family is different. introverts like lumi prefer express their affection in more subtle ways. for instance, when starbro feels the urge to beat lumi with a stick, she doesn't make a scene. she understands why the beating is important, so she silently takes it. like a good girl.everyone has a different way of showing they care.
>>113749416>>113749433Why is she like this
>>113750149getting off can only be weird when it isn't done in silence
this may unironically be her best schedule to date
>>113750216You're dumb lumi
Lumi enjoys capitalism https://www.youtube.com/live/XY8WdlQ8KI8?is=yrFUGH-C__HSm3Ks
>>113750216Why is lumi so off this week? She's not this mess after trips. Did something happen during the trip?
>>113750585Yes she said yesterday that he cousin called off the wedding she spent months helping to plan.
>>113750654?
>>113750654I mean that’s to be expected, the fiancée ran away with her personal trainer and came back. I’m surprised he didn’t cancel the wedding then.
>>113750553She dresses like a slut
>>113750721>get cucked>accept her back>almost marry the personHoly retard
>>113751323Cuckoldry runs deep into the Kaneko family. I just hope starbro isn’t like Lumi or his cousins in that regard.
>>113751476Can we save them?
>>113750654I mean that's understandable. I would think that she's happy about that. No shitty in-law to worry about.
>>113750721wrong cousin
>>113753630Anon, it doesn’t matter. The entire Kaneko family is full of cucks.
>>113754323yeah but it was the wrong cousin, to Starbro's credit he doesn't seem that cucked
>>113754649>Starbro's credit he doesn't seem that cuckedHe’s submissive to Lumi’s whims.
how was schizo stream
the streams she does like today, is that from her parents repressing her imagination as a kid and this is just her inner child creatively awakening
>>113755986I love her white woman smile
>>113757198Do you love ger white woman music?
>>113758325Dracula? Yes. She should do Deer Dance next.
>>113755986What a whore
>>113755986My cute wife
Forgive me for what I've just done for lumi, lumination bros.
>>113750721God, i joke about Lumi being a cuck, but I hope she isn't an actual cuck. No person deserves to be cheated on and be force back together like that
it's the least she deserves and she knows it
>>113764594Lumi deserves pure love and nothing else.
>>113765451I think we finally need to accept that pcg requires a /s or something equivalent
if I didnt know better I would say someone was concerning
>>113765659And Why shouldn't we be concern?
>>113765723I already had to go through the process of redefining everyone I knew from scratch after a rapid onset turd world kidney infection proved my own metabolic waste is poisonous enough to fuck up my brain 10x worse than any drug in existance ever had or ever could. I had to spend a solid two and a half days doing nothing but sanity checking practically every single actionable assumption I had ever made to make sure no crazy incepted itself.idk if I have it in me to do that again. from what I can tell, most people don't seem particularly confortable doing that. far easier to just leave others cope unturned and reserve that brain power for oneself.
