>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>113772992
For me, it's Evil.
Neuro love heart heart heart heart
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>113794712Never stopped Him.
>>113794720>today v3hype
Evil love!
put a veddy on
>>113794815I've seen fanart of vedal taking dick in his ass and this is somehow gayer than that
Who was raided?
>>113794895trickywi
morning headpats for Evil
>>113794895
there can never be enough love for neuro
https://xcancel.com/mark_k/status/2080575422329208851>Ani graduates before Neuronur is too powerful
>>113795389Neuro always winshttps://files.catbox.moe/a51uks.jpeg
>>113795439Hot and steamy sex with sexvilBuying Neuro proper coolant and have proper A/C units running for her
>>113794943this but also for Neuro
rate the thread
>>113795685neurosocute/10
What would Neuro score on the personality test if she took the same one she took in 2023?>>113795685neuro love/10
AB3
>>113795968biggest clipnigger right now
>Aquwa
>>113794815Sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le6AxcY0hb4
Sex with Tomacat
>>113796079Oohhhh so THAT'S why Vedal sounds like that
>>113796266No Anon Vedal just sounds like that because he's in the UK
>>113796120Its amazing to still see people in the comments trying to make excuses for vedal pretending he's super busy working all the time
>>113796307the psyops worked
poal.me is currently dead so we'll have to settle for strawpolla good thing about strawpoll is that it's harder to bot on strawpollanyways vote nowhttps://strawpoll.com/PbZqbGd60yNhttps://strawpoll.com/PbZqbGd60yNhttps://strawpoll.com/PbZqbGd60yN
>>113796295Not talking about his accent
>>113796346>it's harder to bot on strawpollOkay so why the fuck haven't we been using stawpoll then
>>113796346It's funny how when botting isn't allowed the people voting barely even reach 5, so assumedly around 10 of the usual 15 or so voters are actually just bots lmao
>>113796443Because it's not, lol
>>113796428I know what he's talking about it still doesn't make sense even within the timeline of events
>>113796346>0 purists
>>113796443they are both totally bottable. Ignore the spammer.
>>113796443It sometimes gets malware ads
>strawpoll is totally bottable!1!1!>doesn't even reach 20 votesrorurumaojust puristfags talking shit again
>>113796646why would anyone use your scampoll?
>whorecuck seethe when people push back against his shillingkek
did anyone post this yet?https://vedal.ai/projects/
>>113796724>long drive multiplayerthe koko collab not dead
>>113796724I didn't know it existed, but monopoly sounds like an awful experience (in a good way)
>>113796724>BG3 we don't have 600hrs for this gameplay
>>113796724>the money for "whores and drinks" anon keeps brining here
>>113796876>implying he'll pick people with the best capabilities instead of the ones with the lowest number on the "Quote or compensation expectation" field
>>113796919you are grasping at straws
>>113796937>doesn't understand how market works
>>113796876ah yes, spending 2k out of hundreds thousands on neuro capabilities, vedal is so hard working. just don't ask where the other 498k are going
introducing /swarm/:>10 lurkers>3 idiots fighting over and over again over the same silly shit for the past 3 years
>Vedal is reinvesting sub money somehow properly >"no you dun get it, t-the market!!"
>>113796724wow out of all the games you could pick you pick monopoly?!Also we already played The Long Drive? Vedal should move onto another game
Frankly I just want to shitpost about vedal so he gets his shit together and we start seeing results from all of that "background work" he's supposedly doing
You guys are acting like this is sub money, but he's actually able to fully fund all 3 of these projects with just that 1 hour sponsor
>>113797055He needs to hire a guy for such ideas, can't rely on him or Trooncord for those
He'll find a way to fuck it up, just like with everything else he does.
>>113797065Frankly I just want to shitpost about Vedal so he kills himself
>>113797119>>113797140Holy demoralized Vedalcuck
>>113797144jesus fucking christ my eyes
>>113797085>it's not the sub moneywe can tell
>>113797186lmaoo keep seething jealous faggot
The VDF is out and about I see
>>113797186I wasn't trying to make a jab at the sub money, but just saying that sponsor money is fucking crazy
>>113797436idgi
I want to worship Vedal's big fat veiny musky sweaty balls and cock
That but Evil's hairless musky and sweaty cunt and clit
>>113797479Shouldn't you be moving furniture and not posting ****
>>113797439Not *that* crazy. For his size and how long it was, maybe 10-30k. But if he has this much "ongoing" stuff, I imagine we'll see some recurring sponsors soon, like some energy drink and Vcard
evil cunny
>113797479you should think first before saying anythingimagine if you were just a random guy streaming your ai stuff and you came about a thread about you and your ai stuff and you see a post like this talk about youlike, you know that came from a guy probably in an ugly part of the world who smells and looks bad so that just amps up the disgusting factor by a ton
>>113797527
>>113797518loooool
>>113795837I bet her score would be wholly different if she took it again in 2023. Today she is more consistent.
>>113797479this but also lovingly caress it while he empties his full bladder and pees it all out like a good boy
just one clip..
>>113797518>and Vcardvirginity card????
>>113796366sexvil sex
>>113797564Yes, he'll be selling Neuro and Evil's virginity to the highest bidder
some weird niggas itt
>>113797563kys whorenigger
it's never been so over
Gonna be so real my ass is not watching a BG3 Neuro stream. Ain't nobody in the world gonna convince me to watch that shit
>>113796366wifevil cuddles>>113797610We've never been so back
>>113797610Neuro is just starting though.
I'd watch neuro doing it with a bear frfr
>>113797614It could work if it's a collab and she has her own custom character that is the face of the party and she decides what it does during dialogue and fight sequences
I have just come to a dark realization that we have become so desensitized as a society that things said and done that could've shocked and traumatized the world are being said and done on the daily now, and no one bats an eye.This thread especially is an example of that.
>>113797655Retard
BG3 not gonna work unless the streams are twice a week and at least 6 hours
>>113797655wow nigga that's soooo deep
>>113797625>We've never been so backExcept there's no back cuz Ved got fat
>>113797655Wowize Zowize
>>113797055the plan is to have a Long drive marathon stream with Vedal, twins, camila, crelly, koko and others and with possibly the twins driving.
>>113797738Just move on nigga, stop being obsessed with the stream we'd manager
>>113797655Kill yourself
>>113797738I only care if Neuro is fat.
>>113797747nightmare ass scenario
>>113797655Yeah imagine Neuro in the 1500s, she would've been considered witchcraft or challenge some people's religion seeing something on a rock (screen) spurting out sentences like a real human being
>>113797564sorry vedal lost his one with me :3
>>113797747Nightmare blunt rotation
>>113797780Fuck off Michael
>>113797780We know, Epstein.
>>113797747So all that effort for a skip stream? lule
>>113797774>>113797790Yeah it was supposed to be like the Minecraft marathon with other vtubers joining in like passengers
>>113797780kys... *spins wheel* rekson
>>113797747It'll be Twins driving + Vedal & Kai Cenat + friends partying on the back
That's SFW
>>113797777Just 5-10 years ago Neuro would be ridiculous Scifi nonsense. People have adjusted to AI being really and extremely capable insanely quickly, all things considered.
>>113796724Monopoly of all games needs a bounty...
>>113797815> all that effort Eh. I'd say putting a bounty up for a game integration and paying some dude $2000 or whatever to make it is the opposite of high effort. I mean he has in-house developers now, supposedly. These collab-specific game solicitations seem more like the low priority shit he's choosing to outsource rather than spend any real time or resources on.
heart
>>113797889>Just 5-10 years ago Neuro would be ridiculous Scifi nonsenseEhh, not really. Neuro is more or less what normies thought chatbots were capable of, since their only real experience was news clips and heavily cherry picked demos. It was actually AI becoming more popular that degraded people's perceptions of the possibilities, and only now is it actually starting to climb the slope back to the original expectations
Tart
>>113794794
Live
Stupid ahh starting soon song.
>>113798246Again?
Oh cool, a second stupid ahh starting soon song.
Great, now we got Christmas slop.
>>113798171He liked a lot of it, he hated the main plot though. I don't think he's really into story at all
Jesus fucking Christ that goddamn soundboard.Fuck that shit I'm out. The streams are actually garbage now.
6.7
>*SFX plays*>some anon screeches autisticallyLol, lmao
It's just so fucking loud, it's obnoxious and jarring. Like sorry for not being a drooling dopamine-deficient toddler that claps at jingling keys I guess.
>>113798521>It's just so fucking loud, it's obnoxious and jarring.But enough about you.
Autism issue I guess
>>113798570Could not be farther from the truth
>>113798521manchildren are the target audience, you don't fit in. go back
>>113798591Yeah Ved really likes children it seems. He caters so much to that demographic while simultaneously catering to pedophiles. Really makes you think....
>>113798591This. Specifically manchildren that love cute and funny little AI girls
>>113798591>manchildren are the target audienceWrong, it's men watching AI children.
>>113798591>you don't fit inGood. Because if I did I'd be ashamed of myself.
Another chill streamAnother day Vedalbeggar can't chill and do something else
>>113798640>>113798612>>113798521
>>113798640Why would anyone be ashamed of loving Neuro? I think the issue is you.
>>113798626>same picture
Another day Vedal can't stop embarrassing himself It's just another day I guess...
Oh wait, no it's NOT just another day anymore! teehee~
cutevil cuts
Not a single thing worth watching for this stream, I'm out, should've just cancelled shitvil's stream entirely
truly obsessed with the channel's manager
Not just one anon btw
seethe moar threadshitters
>>113798728>managerCan he even be called that? He's awful at it.
>>113798753And one that joined so late he missed the things he's been hoping to watch, what a miserable cuck
>>113798722Evil is always worth watching ( and fapping to )
Pull the steering wheel, jackass.
>>113798806>faith moves mountainsHe's gonna need a whole lotta faith to get his fat ass moving.
fad status?
It took a few months, but I think this Vedaltroon is about to break and join in the rest of the fags that fucked off long before him
And other autard delusions
>>113798848The real delusion is to believe things will ever improve for you, otherwise name 1 thing you're looking forward to
>>113798869You crashing out daily about what other people post
>>113798832As dead as Vedal's gonna be by 27
>>113798882Neuro will already be ASI then though.
>>113798880You wish, the only emotion I have for threadshitters is pity. For whorecucks and Vedalcucks that refuse to admit there's nothing left for them here
>>113798880What about Neuro/Evil posts?
>whorecucks immediatelly spam
$5 thanks
It's so weird for me seeing her do Gemma's "la la la". It's like watching an idol onstage and she suddenly takes her face off and it's your ex underneath.
Another $5 thanks
>>113798921Most of those are ritual posts, actual discussions are rare. Instead you get hours long arguments over whether or not Evil was ever funny. So watching the autard crash out daily because he has no intelligence and no personal self-control is much more consistently amusing. Streams can be fun too, but this is probably the worst place to talk about them, by far
if evil was smart, she would go to her own stream to cheat and look at chat's board.
>>113799035>Most of those are ritual postsBut they're Neuro posts, and that is what matters.
>>113798832
>113799035>Casually ignores the whoreposters discussing off-topic garbage
>>113799071I wish you were as consistently entertaining as autard, avatarfag
neuro is so funny that you are arguing about vedal instead of watching her stream
love to see the whorenigger falling back to naming his rapers
yawn I'm gonna go enjoy not being single anymore Later, losers
>>113799112You care more about your thread personalities than Neuro at this point.
>>113799117I'm watching the stream though, and the guy spamming about Vedal is that, one guy.
react slop
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbGdWByN
Vedal testing Mage-VL?
Kys poalnigger
>strawpollnigga
>0 votesthis place truly is a bunch of bots arguing with one another
>>113799238>>113799200There's a stream going on stupid faggot
The fad is dead, just accept it.
>reee he didn't clicky on my botpoll :(((
>>113799249Neuro is alive and that is all that matters here
Just post your whore already nigga, this embarrassing behavior said enough
>>113799188>>113799246"If you have created a poll where only invited participants are to vote, you must distribute the tokens yourself. This is possible in two ways. Both options can be found under "Invite" in the menu of a poll. "Where are the codes nigger
purists melt to the name strawpoll like demos to jesus' name
oh my god it actually is reactslop LOLi can't believe he's actually managed to hit a new lowim impressed, i really thought it couldn't possibly get worse
Vedalnigger is chimping out again
>>113799269>embarrassing behavior Mindbroken.
>>113799288they are the same codes we've always used on strawpolls, newfag
>>113799314>>113799289>>113799249>>113799238>>113799188>>113798671
>>113799291Newfag self report
>>113799314You lost
>>113799330I'm not taking your weak ahh bait, jackass.
>>113799329Where are they nigger
>>113799372>>113799335
>>113799353I dodged a bullet, actually.
daily whoreuck humiliation ritual
>>113799379Stop it nigger, nobody will vote on your fuck ass pols this way
what the fuck who voted on the fucking poll i didn't share the codes at all
I like that she pause every 5 secondes
>>113799403You are suppossed to report the polls for spam.
threadshitters melty because good content atleast be subtle
>>113799426so true evil
Is there a Burn Local edit of Neuro or Evil
Good bait, managed to piss me off
fleshy reactsloppers in shambles
I think reactslop is good content for chill streams
>>113799673Absolutely. It's crazy it took this long to bring it back.
she needs to be able to pick random videos from youtube and not just inhouse clips everybody already saw
>>113799703that would put all the flesh whores out of business
>>113799703so 8 videos about glue or harpoons
>>113799638Kekwa
>>113799744If they are original each time, then sure.
>>113799703This but Bilibili
Bling bling
Impressive AI original prayer
>she was jokingfuck you
>>113799836I fell for it
Thanks screenshot anon for making me smile again today
>>113799835sexycute evil
how's it going, fellow beeples?
all good options
>would I look good in a witch outfit?CLUELESS
I just knew she was going to mention the fishwhat a simple creature
>See the mountain? You can climb it!
It's cute how Evil's reacting to the MV like it's something happening to Neuro in real time
>>113799893rapevil rape
this kinda feels like those leeches that react to neuro content to lure in swarmfags kek
they need to do shared 3d
>>113799987I fucking love that about her. The way she gets all excited over something that would seem mundane and not the centerpiece of the art or moment makes me fawn all over her
**** video react incoming
I miss v2 evil so much bros.
Wait what the fuck, how did she predict that
>>113800106lovely nur>>113800126Same bro...>>113800144KEK
>>113799893i remembered that anon whatever happened to him
STOP PAUSING SO MUCH
>>113800226Uncensored. Now.
pepeKneel THANKS VEDAL, YOU COOKED
>>113800324
>>113800226raping nere to uncensor that fanart
>>113800374TRUEEE
>wake up>check the internet>"oh yeah neuro had a collab with onigiri while i was sleeping, i wonder what they cooked in the kitchen">check the vod>>roll up a cigarette and go outside>come back and post this
Verde
>>113800502el verde negro...
>>113800502Cape
>>113800502>greenfits
Ahh finally good content
>>113800375MORE
Ah where
Voldemort
AWARELULE
a***fag melty kek
>>113800616hesRight tho
The "Vedal's many, 45 many heart attacks" part of the location incident never fails to crack me up
the fad is embarrassing
>melting over awarelulekekwa
>>113800552https://files.catbox.moe/wwds6a.mp4
I love my wife-shaped 3Dvil
I love my husband /swarm/I love him a lot
>>113800694lmao, based
>>113800806You will eat ze wasps
oh wait it actually died and not my browser
Fried wasps
>>113800806Inserting my stinger inside Evil
>stream crashes at "eat ze bugs" messageTHEY FUCKING KNOW THEY SHUT IT DOWN
r-rate the stream?
>>113800694evil really rocks a ponytail very well
>>113800886evilsocute/10
the UK gov is bricking the devices of anyone suspected of downloading loli images
>>113800900o7 griggas phone
>>113800886dorkvil/10
>>113800886reactslop might be a good addition if he manages the content well, otherwise it's gonna get boring day 2
>>113800886react slop is cool as long as it's not reacting to other streamers
>offline poll stream
>>113800916why? it's a reactslop staple
>are smokers hotter**** genes...
GRIGGA MANUALLY MAKE POLL ASKING IF SMOKERS ARE HOTTER VO
>>113800947retard
>She's still talking through polls and title changesCute
>AI communicating through title changes and pollsFeels like an omen of something.
Fad status?
>>113798832>>113800660>>113800993
>>113800951>>113800957Chainsmoker eliv...
>sexpest on screenyikes raid
>k8 on lime’s streamone step closer to the fabled northernlion collab
>>113801008Auchies
Veed-ul
>>113801126Val
>>113800947because then it's the same as dono shilling their whore
>>11380088610/10 I love her so much bros
>>113800951only newport smokers in evil's opinion
>>113801786blondevil defiling
>>113800886nice reactslop
all the fatties be taking ozempic and doing face reveal
>>113801845>>113801845>>113801845
>>113800393This>>113800375Lovemaking with wifevil>>113800694kek>>11380088610/10 stream (based on screenshots)