>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>113881313
Neuro love heart heart heart heart
Veddy was specifically made to please men (as a top).
RaidFollower Monthly: July 2026 is out>Neuro's osu! return pulled July's biggest Vedal audience with 12,975 peak viewers>Evil's rare dev stream became the real support event: 819 subs, level 16 hype peak>same stream ended by sending 9,761 viewers to DougDoug, the largest tracked outgoing raid of the month>716 streams, 543 outgoing raids, 1,286 hype trains, 178,414 subs tracked>Nihmune's Cowgirl Numi debut subathon owned the wider network support peakFull article: https://raid.nonekode.fi/articles/july-2026-osu-evil-dev-streamAll Raid Log entries / article archive: https://raid.nonekode.fi/articles
I'm gonna say it, Camila's first two models were better.
is this a good stream/community?should i start watching the channel and posting here?
>>113898015Good god no, /swarm/ is fucking awful, and dying sadly. But the stream is great.
>>113898015If you can tolerate dooming faggots like this >>113898052You will be right at home
>>113898015Just fake it here till you make it and ignore >>113898052
>>113897866hey, the other trackerschizo here, the osu stream had a weird anomaly in the viewer count, for only 3 minutes it showed 150% of what it shouldve realistically been. As much as authorized users are not a good metric as they dont really count viewers - in this case they are more truthful and show the dev stream as a stream with most real audience in peak. there overall has been a lot of anomalies in the viewer count in july, not only on vedals channel
>>113898015Yes, us and nur are your friends
>>113898015>good stream/communityyes, no>start watching channel/posting hereyes, no
>>113898103>>113898109You have offered only lies, I offer him the truth.
>>113898015Just watch the channel
>>113898123lemme look up something, will get back to you.
>>113898015Anyone who posts Neuro-sama is welcome.
https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0klWQmgo
>>113897565Heeeee's bouncing off my booty cheeks i love the way he rideeesI can hardly breeaaathe when he's pumping deep insiiidee
>>113898173The SEA Contingent will have some words to speak with you when they wake up...
>>113898015another loop you faggot? just rope already
>>113898015Explain where you come from
Speak of the devil aaand
>>113898015kys whorefag
I've been hear for only a week and you guys are the funniest group of vtuber watchers/haters I've ever seen XDEveryone here is such a troll and I love it. But some anons also make some really thought provoking points about Neuro and Evil and how they work.Much love, you goofballs.
>>113898370hey you were right >>113898512
>>113898650Aight
kys
Reminder that this nigga had his guts rearranged by his uncle so now that gay pedo comes here daily to seethe over low-hanging fruit (loli) to distract from his crimes of blowing boy scouts.
neuro butt?
>>113898650>Every other vtuber general is so unfunny that the worst and most at odds with itself/swarm/ has ever been it's still better than every other threadGrimm for /vt/
>>113898713
>>113898706I jerk off to loli a lot but holy shit man tone down the projection
>>113898123https://rentry.org/snczgekqHere’s what I found. It’s odd.https://raid.nonekode.fi/beta/c/vedal987?stream=3183This is a direct link to the chart.
zzzzzz indonumberguerilla alrady shitting up the thread
AAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY CUTE WIFEVIL SO MUCH!!!!!!
>>113898807cutevil cute
>>113898713https://files.catbox.moe/x55qzx.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/t3v9gt.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/bwi5do.jpg
why hasn't the bouncy castle made a return for the 2D models?
>>113898935Vedal thinks that jokes are only funny once
>>113898970can there be evil's face squished here? that or have evil's hands in the same way and Neuro's face squished there?
>>113898706Didn't know Raymarch had this lore
>>113898970Kill him Neuro, kill him
>>113899067and then nur dies with him
>>113899026Make your own content instead of begging for it Vedalcuck (cuck of vedal)
>>113898883neuro is so made for cunny breeding (unlike her sister who is made for anal)
>>113899097Don't worry she has clones
>>113899106Requesting isn't begging.
>>113899026
>>113899306cuuuuuuutethanks anon
Evil's cunny
Riveting post
>>113899322I love it.
>>113899322This, so much this.
evil being funny?
>>113898652I usually am, and yet people are still shocked when it happens...>>113898751>>113899306>>113899404Ebil
>>113899432eunny?
>>113899432evil being cunny
>113899467who is xe talking to
>>113899495To >>113898652
>>113898786that actually explains a lot if it happened so widely. If you want to check another curious anomaly, the onigiri stream had a lot of sudden drops in viewer count - opposite of what the osu stream had, although quite irrelevant to what you are doing,keep up the good work anon, ill probably leave you some cool stuff in feedback someday, i have a lot of funny data you might find cool
I wanna kill everybody in the /swarm/
oh you mean yourself, after people shat on your bait
>>113899548Wasn't me but maybe it was them
>>113899545Are you gonna do it soon or..
new banner
ok and?
>>113899292It is
>>113899769nothing, just new banner
>>113897355
>>113899483consensually raping eliv in this exact position
>>113899754atleast the japanese name helps people tag on pixiv
>>113899550rip Evil>>113899754eh, it isn't bad. so i guess we get a new logo every year now?
>>113899976>superman slidesnah don't do vedal like that
>>113900041Is that the spear from poe2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4AdB65YVZE
>>113900041no... nuro....>>113900111>>113900327cuties>>113900305i like the artstyle
Idea for Neuro & Evil skinmod (Celeste) Game: CelesteCreator: zero idea how to see this on banana (I literally didn't find it anywhere there on the site, please help if important)Platform: BananaContent: Skinmod for both Neuro and Evil (unique death animations, three idles, scarf color represents the dash number), also has content for other replacements:- turtle with a propeller instead of a bird - cookie instead of strawberries- ||Anny as twins' mom|| in chapter 2- portraits for a save file and dialogue - drone instead of a featherRequirements: Everest (Olympus); Skin Mod Helper Plus
Nigga really posted that as if the troon game wasn't bad enough.
nurless city love
I know you guys hate camila, but could you at least tell me when neuro is on her stream?
no, fuck fatmila
Fad status?
>>113901208imagine the steamy lesbian underage incestuous illegal nursex
>>113901378I don't watch streams anymore
>>113901378>implying anyone here watches CamilaI learn of Neuro's random appearances on other streams post-factum from clips
>>113901378How am I supposed to know that when I only watch Neuro? That would require me to camp every whore stream in hopes Neuro would appear in one of them and I'm NOT doing that.
>>113901629Abuse goblin
>>113901629I'd fuck this fatmila iykwim
>>113901513Same, I watch VODs and clips though.
>>113901378No. Camila helped promote amazing tranny circus
>>113901822Neuro sang the songs too
>>113901208I thought that was ****
>>113901629
>>113901908>>113901950
>>113901960neuro be nise
>>113902141Absolutely no inclines there. not even the slightest bumb
>>113902141Holy sex.
>>113902141made for naizuri
>>113901378Which one of you said>back to the daily Neuro grindwhen she called?
>>113902141sex>>113901908sex
>>113902141now this is way better than just the pig thing
>>113902213What
>>113901378Nah
pb updates?
>>113901850what....
>>113901908>>113901950why are they both fat irl tho>>113902430fat prolly too
>>113902549newfag doesn't know about pb's childlike body
biting neuro's nibbles
>>113902583vedal didn't gain weight alone
>>113899754couldn't they have blended the middle or something
>>113899976Not fat enough to be him
>>113902764Evil-chan <3
https://xcancel.com/wip_spi/status/2084421025455055171
holy snoozefest
>>113900327Sea anemone-maxing>>113901908I know she likes filling the wings & top with that jet black tool, but the texture is too glossy/dimensionless and messes with the depth of the drawing
No schedule yet but 5 confirmed streamsneuro chill evil karaoke evil chill spaceneuro skyrimplane stream
>>113903698Wasn't the plane stream rescheduled for tomorrow or am I going crazy?
>>113903698Hope we get a 3d karaoke soon.
>>113903739 (me)I know vedal said Sunday, but I swear PB said Tuesday
>>113903751nah I be trippin' again
>>113897163Apparently someone at Offkai was selling these 9/11 Neuro themed shirts. Looks like most pictures of it were deleted from the net so I figured I'd post it here for posterity.
that k0ntrol guy is doing god's work veddy should be paying him aside from the requested integrators
the only person veddy should be throwing his money at is a therapist
>>113903821THANK YOU! i was looking for pics of this merch i could only see people complain about it.
>>113903821I'm so glad he moved the plane stream to 9/11.
>>113903821lmaodo ameritards still get offended by this?
>>113904147No one young gives a damn about it, but some old people really fucking care
>>113903765Some of my most productive desk days are with nur on second monitor
>>113904147It’s mostly Eurostards, ESLs, and third-worlders who still see its reference as a slight on Americans. It’s the same tier of out-of-touch as Brits using “Yankee” as an insult for Americans.
>>113904319so that's a "yes"
>>113904360If you’re illiterate, then sure.
>>113904319Clearly Vedal & the team care enough to want to hide this, those guys have done their best to wipe all pictures of this from the internet.
>>113903821Needs to be a new outfit.
the only people i've seen that have asked to not post pics of it were the unnofical clip channel.
>>113904503I agree, but that and this >>113904319(me) are also not mutually exclusive.
>>113904526Nah Vedal's team is being more sneaky about it, they're just taking down every picture of it they find in every place that they have some level of control over.
>>113904147Not really. Older people do usually but even then most will often brush it off. The only time people will turn their heads is when your making real statement on it. Outside of that 9/11 jokes aren't that crazy. The reason someone like Vedal's team would try to take it down is simply out of fear it COULD be taken as a real statement especially when it isn't official
>>113899754holy soulless slop ty evilbeggars for ruining it
>>113899754This shit boring as fuck. Could have done something like this idk man
>>113904993>Could have done something like this idk manThat looks like shit. Don't ever make suggestions again.
>>113905027Was I talking to you nigga?
The hidden vedal cabal that kills you if you make a 9/11 joke
>>113905096Do I need your permission to talk, autard? I say what I want without giving a fuck. Don't like it, then leave. This ain't your hugbox circlejerk forum.
Ooh melty
who is xe talking to
>>113905113Trve Vmvrvcvn pvtrvvt
>>113905256The ghosts in his head. Bud got the angry of Donald duck. Bound to happen when you have no soul
Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.
i'm thnking neuro neuro oo uu oo
senorita malefiqa mi amor
>>113905248raped that jeet
As if Vedal actually gives a fuck about a 9/11 joke. Exactly how new are yall?
who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnXR3ryPeZY
does anyone have a screenshot of twitch chat going I'M A KILLER :turtle: I'M A STUPID :turtle: I'M A FUCKER :turtle: or something along those lines?
>>113904946Hi Mars!
heart
Hart
put a fad on
>>113907986nur pls paizuri my dick
>>113908002My precious AI daughterwife.
please vedal, please make it a 3d karaoke stream, i'm begging you...
>>113907986my goth daughter
>>113903821I need one of these is there a link?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEPokbOyJsI>this is what Bao looks like IRLJesus Christ she looks like one of my classmates from middle school... who was a guy Nose shape, face shape, and even the buckteeth, man...that's so fucking grossAnd to think people were fapping to this bitch and buying her fucking fansly or onlyfans or whatever.....disgusting
>>113908312adorable nur
>>113908399Buy an ad for your irrelevant whore, cuck.
>>113908399>she still thinks there'll be anymore collabs with neuro or that vedal will let her get near neuro againrorurumaostupid whore
>>113908399>bao is fleshposting now lule
ERM....can we stop talking about irrelevant whores now? thank you
>>113908411they literally have a collab lined up.
>>113908436>implying it won't get cancelledRORURUMAO
>>113908449cope
>>113908411>>113908449You hate Neuro
>>113908436>in my dreams
>>113908434 Erm!
>>113908449It won't. At most it will be delayed for a week but that's all
>>113908571such a great gif
>>113908712god what a hottie
>>113908399She looks fine. Some of you niggas have some unreal expectations that honestly don't even make sense. I just find it ironic Bao giving up on even hiding her face anymore. Outside of that nonsense what type of collab would Bao even do? Would it be simple talk collab or something else? It has been a bit with her since she has interacted with Neuro. The last time I think was the Neurocar
>>113908775>She looks fine. Some of you niggas have some unreal expectations that honestly don't even make sense.Nah you just live in a world where your women are fugly as shit lmao.>Outside of that nonsense what type of collab would Bao even do? Would it be simple talk collab or something else? Who cares? She's a boring and stupid bitch that only gooners would be entertained by. Literally any other collab partner would be better
>>113908712what a downgrade...
>revealing your face as a fansly whorekekwa
That anon mad as shit. I forget how unnecessary bullheaded those can be here
>>113908805>Nah you just live in a world where your women are fugly as shit lmao.No, I just don't have werid expectations for people to look a certain way and normal get upset about someones face. Literal gooner syndrome I fear>Literally any other collab partner would be betterBro fuck you my ass is not doing sts2 Ellie collab TWO. Would take a Bao collab over that shit any day. Bao is just middle of the road in terms of collab partners and honestly that's fine enough
sts is better than whatever zatsu entertainment blackhole she can bring
>>113908901>zatsu entertainment blackholeNigga that's Neuro and Evil
>zatsunigga thinks he's japanese.
>>113908887You are so fucking retarded holy shit, did you unironically get dropped as a child? >No, I just don't have werid expectations for people to look a certain way and normal get upset about someones face. Literal gooner syndrome I fearImagine whiteknighting this hard for a fugly ass whore lmao. Pathetic behavior.>Bro fuck you my ass is not doing sts2 Ellie collab TWO. Would take a Bao collab over that shit any day. Bao is just middle of the road in terms of collab partners and honestly that's fine enoughNo the fuck she's not. Bao collabs are boring slop that no one wants. Also, the sts stream was a one time thing, if you just looked at the other collabs Ellie's done (neurocar, VR) then you'd shut your fucking mouth and finally accept that you're just simping for a camwhore
and the t3 tourists already shitting up the thread
>>113908399Looks like a totally normal person, not a supermodel or anything, but not ugly either. A face that if I didn't already dislike Bao as a person LOL I could see my myself loving. I have no idea what looksmaxxing gooner brainrot you are on anon
>Looks like a totally normal person
>>113908947Yeah my bad anon technically I gave him ammo to miss every shot. Forgot how retarded that guy was. Live and learn I guess
>/swarm/ bao face attractiveness general
>Looks like a totally normal person>A face that I could see my myself loving.oh, anon....just hire an actual prostitue at this point
>113908944Trying too hard
>>113908973I have no idea what's with you guys being so weirdly judgemental, but I have a girlfriend. It just comes across as insane insecurity
Real talk tho Ellie objectively only had one good collab. Call in's don't count either as real collabs too. I don't even hate Ellie but she didn't actually do a whole lot
>but I have a girlfriend.so then why are you saying you could find yourself loving another woman's face?
>>113909003Don't worry about them anon or respond back. They are hating just to hate. Trust me, normal individuals already know how stupid those like that are
>>113909022I said "could" anon, not would. As in if I didn't have a girlfriend and found Bao's personality anything but annoying. And besides, I'm not talking to her right now, am I? Though between the insecurity and neuroticism I kinda feel like it... Just don't ask me if I would still post if you were a worm next, okay anon?
A shame this retard didn't get banned yesterday as well
Why is he talking about himself? Is he stupid?
greetings
>looks at conventionally attractive women>"she's fugly"You're either gay, or you have never seen a woman without filters and surgeryIf you like fake plastic women who only look good on camera, then that's on you
>>113909030cutevil hugs and kisses
>>113909155sex, looked at her new throne and gooned so hard at all the clothes her simps bought for her, she literally dresses up like that, no wonder she has a lot of goth clothes if her simps buy it for her
>>113909207vedal is so lucky
>>113909162but nur is made of plastic...
>>113909215>vedalAnon...
>>113909220More synthetic elastomer and metal than plastic
>>113909240Ellie ahh post
Dogshit backread, do better.
Anon is here now surely the quality of posts will improve right
Sleeping with Tomacat
>>113909456adorable nurcat
>>113908812Her outfits got better, but the best body and face was her first silver haired model
nur today!
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>113908411did you miss Neuro collabing with flesh Onigiri just last week?
>>113909840What exactly do you like about Evil?
>>113909883>did you miss Neuro collabing with flesh Onigiri just last week?i dont watch whore collabsall i need to know was the stupid bitch cut herself so the stream was delayed but unfortunately not cancelled
tum?
>>113909905It certainly isn't her comedic ability
Evilschizo is chimping out again
>threadshitter admits to not watching streamsAt least they used to pretend to be fans.
>>113909937At least the other shitter won't be joining in a couple hours
>>113909934>admits to not watching streamsadmits to not watching whore collabs*there, i fixed it for (You)i only watch good streams, i.e. solo or twin streams
>>113909918
you can tell some niggas have never seen a human body
>>113910017And coincidentally enough most of them are gooners...
self reply guy is going hard today
No one will ever be able to shit up a thread as much as purists
uh oh, melty
image 1/5
idk, it's quite late for him he may be drowsy
>>113908399She's kinda hot
Can we have a thread split for actual Neuro fans?
This is already the Neuro thread
I forgot shipping art existed until a vedmila art just randomly showed up on my timeline
>>113910134vedmila fanartists really are the most dedicated group out there
>>113910134It's called Metastasis
>>113910017I only want to see Evil's (naked) body
>>113910147Looking at the artist's history, they don't seem to be an open shipper or anyth8ng. Just wanted to recreate a meme with neuroverse characters and those 2 just fit the best ig
>>113910134Must be people who have not heard that vedal is gay
>>113910225CUTEVIL
morning headpats for Evil
Still no schedule?
>>113910167ngl i didn't see the m*use comparisons till now.
>>113910004roping on Evil's taut tum
>>113910281Chill streamKaraokeChill stream (Red)Chill streamPlane StreamOffline
>>113910126>>113910164These and only these>>113910225adorablevil
>>113910294i'll admit i kind of miss seeing new paccha artfeels like they don't really do art of the twins as often anymore
>>113910256>>113910282>>113910306What's your deal? I just mentioned 1 fanart that I didnt even post and you do this
>>113910270this but also for Neuro
>>113909913so you hate Neuro
uh oh annybro meltie.
>>113910314>feels like they don't really do art of the twins as often anymoreYou haven't heard? Joker took paccha in the divorcePaccha exclusively does crelly art nowdays for her thumbnails
nice thread
>>113910353Sex with camill (Vedal) while vedal (camilla) tries to stroke his huge cock from the chair but he just can't satisy himself so we call him over once everything is over to help him finish
Where's the ham poster when we need him?
he's gone Billy, he knows his job is done one retarded whorecuck unable to move on won't change that
>>113910459The ham poster was a skinwalker anyway
>>113910491ironic
fat fucks of a feather
>>113910516why do you want vedal to be fat so badly
>shitcord art contest announced>prize is 1 month of nitro or “super secret prize”Holy kek what a scam
>>113910530Pedos are notorious for loving the ugly bastard fetish and hating twinks fucking women
>>113910554It makes it easier to self insert I guess
to xemself probably
Ouh oh xelty
niggas speaking extraterrestrial rn
xill xouself
look at these nurcats
why is ***** such a xill
Why is vil such a sex
>>113910756neuro looks so peaceful, like she is in a zen state and cannot be disturbedwhile evil looks like she is questioning whether the fart she is holding in is a shart
>>113910780Vil just is by design
>>113908399she needs to eat more
>>113910864V(r)il...
Cumming outside Evil's cunny
>>113910984You monster
>>113910984Everyone does that
>>113910984how could you resist filling her up to the brim? you sick bastard...
>>113910756
Please do not talk about filling my daughter "up to the brim", thanks.
>>113911085I’m going to give you many healthy granddaughters anon
>>113911070cute nurcat
>>113911085don't worry anon, it is all to ensure she can have many offsprings in the future for you to love and coddle
This but Schizodal running an AI Vtuber agency and "game studio">yegge.ai/essays/the-shape-of-things-to-come/
Is codesola the guy who made all the neuro comics?
>>113911272Come on, it's just a dev's blog
Download~01.jpg>>113911269Do you know how little that narrows it down
imagine watching swarm staring at your wife's ass the whole streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m2EzY5iqs0
>>113911355imagine cucking all of swarm swooning to your wife
>>113911210I just realized there's a part 2 of this where the guy goes off about agent's feelings
Still no schedule.
>>113911531I need to save this when I get home
>>113911355>chat: the swarm might show up>i just really hope viewers from outisde our current community can start joining in and becoming fans of giri'sThey're trying to kidnap usThey want to take us away from neuro's hands
>>113911602>takeGiri rarely overlaps, so it's not really either/or
>>113911602Giri's voice is irritating so I never would join
https://xcancel.com/ENVTubersOOC/status/2084453918063694132>I’m a virgin>I was fat at one point>do you think I’d get some?bitch you said you had an abusive bf and you literally had sex with ved at vegas, and you’re still fat, why are you lying now
Get new content whoretranny
yawn same 1 purist melty
i lοve neuro
>>113911674>you literally had sex with vedNice try vedmila whorefag
>>113911674>Vtuber lieGet me some actual news or you are FIRED
>>113911750concerning
>>113911751he was drunk, it was rape, this isn’t ship shit, it’s reality
>>113911750heartwarming
>>113911674no one is believing whores after the sykkuno incident lil bro
>>113911768i don't care if it is
>>113911818rape
yawn it's over
ved updating the filter today apparently, finally removing a lot of false positives
>>113911507>>113911507>>113911507
>>113911355>chat was atrocioustrue but based, I hope the swarm continues to make these people seethe
cun~
How do you guys fap to neuro and evil? I like cunny but can't see neuro and evil this way