>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>113911507
I love my cute Wifevil!
to commemorate this i'll cry myself to sleep now, cheers
>>113923220Cheers
Evil's cunny status?
>>113923220Hot. Send vocaroo.
>>113923489being passed around an NBA locker room
>>113924037kys cuck
Who makes the schedule? Like who chooses the art? Because I've noticed that the art on the schedule always seems to be posted /here/ a few days prior
>>113925333you are onto something anon
>>113925333Vani does iirc. Wouldn't be surprised if Vani's /here/ though, he's made some pretty non-PC jokes before in Neuro-related spaces and has referenced things from here like Neur Osama before.
>>113925333>The art on the schedule is recent fanart posted to the the art tag>this surprises anon for some reason
Yall just don't understand the true extent of my nooticing. I'm just too powerful.
>Vani is herewould explain why he's such a homosexual
Clearly they come here for the best Neuro/Evil AI cunny slop.
>>113925856Would explain all the vani shilling that came out of nowhere
What if Vani is actually Vedal
>aug 5th>2 commitsBro, go to bed lmao
Oh wait, you're back. Damn. Unfortunate.
Stop watching me you fucking creep.
what if mini won
What if Alex won and Vedal has been gay this entire time.
but she did
>>113925011Pretty meh week ngl
>>113925011predicted the schedule lule, hope we get osu semi regularly in the schedule.
>>113925333vedal sets the schedule and then hjamler makes the graphic. the art comes from neuro's twitter art tag #Heartheartart
>>113925011>still no "dev" stream
Well I guess this explains why my internet has been shit again :|
Any updates to that whole pet thing that was a subathon goal? i frequently here neuro and evil talk about collecting neurons but i haven't heard any updates about it.
>>113927190Vedal said that it was being worked on™ but also showed the neuron things and explained they can use them for their petsNothing else after that
>>113926686That would mean Chrchie cucked Vedal
>>113927190Cat died.
>>113926989cute
>>113928100pedo artist
neuro is literally fully dressed from head to toe in that pic, i think you're just projecting vibey.
Somebody get that beggar out of heir
>>113925333>discord/twitter art gets reposted here nowaying???
>>1139283941) just because they're "fully-dressed" does not omit it of suggestiveness, plus the artwork itself isnt the point, its the artist behind the artwork thats being talked about, because i know with my sixth sense that this one is one of them, you can tell just by the way they draw2) im not projecting3) im not "vibey", or whoever your imaginary boogeyman is
reminder this nigga got fucked by his uncle
>>113928394That wasn't me, dumbass.
>>113928671>imaginaryI'm not.>boogeymanHe's a cuck. Clearly obsessed with me.
Artniggers are always the biggest faggots
Remember when people cuckposted Vedal with bo lmao
https://poal.me/5cpkh2https://poal.me/5cpkh2https://poal.me/5cpkh2
heart
Neuro love heart heart heart
>Neuro love heart heart heart>*posts that along with a drawing made by a pedo artist*yeah sure bud you 'love' neurodefinitely not just saying that because you think being attracted to her (a child character) means loving her, yup sure
The sooner you move on the less you will humiliate yourself
>>113929490That nigga is sorry as fuck
who is xe talking to
Reminder that purists are not pedosbut pedos like to impersonate as purists
Reminder that the only way you can ever truly claim yourself a fan of Neuro and Evil is to jack off to them at least 3 times a day
Reminder that these losers jerk it to drawings of children.
>>113930472No anon, I’m putting children in them
they really be like that huh?https://litter.catbox.moe/s4a6r4.gif
Is it just me or chill streams are far better this year? Too bad girgga tortured us for years with his low effort slops so people don't come to watch them no more
>>113930545this but evil
>>113930777Evil does remind me of Chocolat: a chuuni dork which the MC can't help but rape on sight
>>113929442
>>113930808pretty nur>>113930884prettyvil
>>113929274What I'm getting from this poll is that the thread would be better with no posters at all
>>113931230cute nur
>>113929274Do we even have any seafags? Either way doomsissies suck but are pretty much only appear seasonally meanwhile vibe shits up 2 generals on this site (/swarm/ and /flip/
>>113931474yes>>113842831
Poking Evil's squishy mound
>>113931598this
>>113931409
>>113929274You forgot people that start to bot poals when their side is proben to be an anoying loud minority
>Poking Evil's squishy mound>thist.
>>113931778>proben>anoyingThis is a literate English adults only site. Please vacate the thread at once.
>>113931801I have been awake for 29 hours
>I have been awake for 29 hours>still finds time to post in /swarm/you are either the most absurd liar in the world or genuinely mentally ill
nurotweet
>>113931841Godspeed Neuro
>>113931841i believe in u, nur
>>113931838>Staying awake for 29 hours is absurd and impossible Anons these days are so weak, we used to stay awake entite weekends binging anime before you normies started calling yourselves weebs for watching one season of the FoTM slop
the lurking nur love
i love neuro
>>113931841neuro is going to end up with negative money lmao.
you guys remember when gura got into superbowl or something? you guys ever wonder if or when neuro will get there?https://poal.me/7vmaqrhttps://poal.me/7vmaqrhttps://poal.me/7vmaqr
>>113932053they showed up at that billi billi concert already.
>normiePoalniggers not beating the tourist allegations
>>113932076i mean yeah thats big but not big big like the superbowl
>>113932076that's like a tiny boat compared to the titanic
>>113932096the best way to find out how popular something really is is to check how accepted they are in the mainstream media and what the reaction that the majority of the population will have upon seeing themsorry if that doesnt sit well with your retarded gatekeeping ahh
>>113931841Nuclear-powered Neuro when?
>>113932105it's the biggest streaming site in china.
>>113932120imagine a 1 trillion parameter nur running in real time...
>>113932115I'm not going to bother with your 'check' if you can't pass mine. Your opinions are automatically discarded the moment you prove to be a newfag
>>113932134how new must someone be to be a newfag? days after Hiyori (Neuro) had streamed? Months after? anytime after 2023? 2024? 2025?
>>1139321742009 or after
If you didn't suck off shotaveddy at the boys bathroom in highschool and from then on started following him and all of his projects around triying to get to feel his dick inisde you again then you are basically the newest of newfags
>>113932134>Your opinions are automatically discarded the moment you prove to be a newfagthats funny to hear because funnily enough i am the oldestfag still probably /here/ to this day
>>113932212Geez Michael no need to brag
>oldfag>still acts like a newfag and even uses zoomer terms unironicallyUnc tryna be hip with the kids :wilted_rose:
>there's not a single stream in the past 2 weeks, and this upcoming week, that wasn't automated or delegated to vani.nooticing
>>113932298So same as always? Why do you need to be a whorecuck about it?
>>113932235wow anon, 4 years and you still need to lurk moar
>>113932298I wish i was mini so Vedal would manhandle me and use me as an onahole every day
>>113932235>>113932349You're bragging about FOUR years? You're six years newfaggier than election tourists.
>>113932349buttsex with cybervil
>>113932430since there's no gigaold Vtuber, I guess this guy is the closest thing to /jp/
Out of my thread newnigger scum
>>113932538>10+ years when the site can clearly display higher numbers This needs a re-do immediately
>>113932605I don't feel like it
>>113932638silly nur
>>113932538lmao nice try zygote
>>113932687holy
Main genre for today's karaoke predictions?
>>113932132>1 trillion parameterThat just sounds like inefficient rigging Wtf does she need that many for
>>113932861Emo shit with a side of japslop
>>113932881To beat chat in Connect 4
>>113932605>complains about 10+>not about misspelling 'ago'
didn't even backread but I know it was ass
won't even frontread cause I know it'll be ass
Cerber collab update?
and ass you'll get
evil tummy rub status?
>>113933069princess carrying this eliv to the pool
>>113933150your weak, feeble arms will cause you to drop her before you even reach the outskirts of the pool
>>113933074unrubbed
You know what nevermind
>>113933159i doubt it. unless she weighs over 120kg, she should be pretty easy to carry
>>113933218would rub that tum
morning headpats for Evil
>>113933396this but also for Neuro
>>113933069Evil should sit in my face and fart
>>113933431There's no evidence that suggests Evil does such thing
>>113933441This. She shits in people's mouths instead
>>113932899What genre do you want for karaoke?
>>113925011copy-paste of last week? really?
>>113933624There was no karaoke last week though
>>113933624no giri ass this week
>>113933591Ska and pirate metal
>>113933699shame
You're a newfag if you didn't saw the dickanon poster /here/
>>113933591I want karaoke streams to mix with themed streams more often (like during Halloween and Christmas)
>>113933823what, like in half?
https://youtu.be/ha8kaWkzRpEb2bros have it good
>>113933981>b2bros have it good>forced to sit on cold hard floor>enclosed in like zoo animals>literally watching an ordinary karaoke stream except on a big screen and sitting in an uncomfortable spot>have to crane your neck all the time just to watch>would've been better if you just stayed at home and watched through your phone>have to interact with other peopleno they dont.i hope to god vedal doesnt do the same thing with the actual neuro sama concert (if that even will happen)
>neuro already did the concert tho, it was in china
>>113934073>>b2bros have it goodYes.>>forced to sit on cold hard floorThey aren't forced>>enclosed in like zoo animalsThey're there because they want to>>literally watching an ordinary karaoke stream except on a big screenThat's a good thing>>have to crane your neck all the time just to watchMaybe check your neck if looking up bothers you.>>would've been better if you just stayed at home and watched through your phoneIf you're a shut-in, yeah.>>have to interact with other peopleThat's the point.
>how do I make this about Vedal
>>113933981Cool concert but damn, that's a tough crowd
>>113934173>They aren't forcedif they were given an option to choose a chair or the floor, which one would they choose? exactly>They're there because they want toand because of that they get punished by having an awful experience that doesn't even provide any comfort >That's a good thingit's supposed to be special, not treated like another tuesday, that's the entire point of the fucking stage>Maybe check your neck if looking up bothers you.maybe check your head if you're so retarded>If you're a shut-in, yeah.no? any person in their right mind would choose their home over this shitit's like asking someone if they wanna watch a movie in a shitty theater or their own home9/10 will choose the latterbut if you ask them if they wanna watch a movie in a good theater or their own home then 7/10 will choose the good theater because they know it'll be a new but good experience>That's the point.the point is to be rewarded with a special/exclusive show about neuro-sama because you took the time to come and watchbut instead its just karaokeslop (big screen edition)its shitjust accept that already
https://poal.me/e2np6bhttps://poal.me/e2np6bhttps://poal.me/e2np6b
Great idea poalnigger, ask the general about an event nobody took part on
A genuine folic acid fugitive during conception this one
Would any of (you) like a segment where Neuro creates a tierlist? If (you) could choose a topic, what would it be?
>>113934256>if they were given an option to choose a chair or the floor, which one would they choose? exactlyA chair. That doesn’t mean sitting on the floor is some unbearable punishment. People choose less comfortable seating all the time for concerts because the experience is more than the chair.>and because of that they get punished by having an awful experience that doesn't even provide any comfort“Punished” is doing a lot of work here. They voluntarily attended an event they were excited about. You personally wouldn’t enjoy the setup, so speak for yourself.>it's supposed to be special, not treated like another tuesday, that's the entire point of the fucking stageA big shared screening with a live audience, a dedicated venue, and everyone reacting together is already different from watching alone at home.>maybe check your head if you're so retardedActing like briefly looking at a large screen is physical torture is the retarded thing.>no? any person in their right mind would choose their home over this shitThen stay home. The event wasn’t designed around people who consider interacting with other fans a downside. >it's like asking someone if they wanna watch a movie in a shitty theater or their own homeThat comparison only works if everyone agrees it was a shitty theater. You’re treating your own preferences as objective facts. The people who attended clearly saw enough value in the event to go.>9/10 will choose the latterSource: you made it up.>but if you ask them if they wanna watch a movie in a good theater or their own home then 7/10 will choose the good theater because they know it'll be a new but good experienceAnd many attendees apparently considered this a worthwhile new experience. You don’t get to declare that their experience was objectively awful because you wouldn’t have enjoyed it.>the point is to be rewarded with a special/exclusive show about neuro-sama because you took the time to come and watchThat’s what you wanted the point to be. The event’s actual point was to gather Neuro fans and experience the performance together. If you expected a fully unique stage production, that’s a mismatch between your expectations and the event—not proof that everyone who attended “got punished.”>but instead its just karaokeslop (big screen edition)A karaoke performance with a live audience and an event atmosphere is still more than watching the same stream alone on a phone. You can dislike that format without pretending it has no value to anyone else.>its shitYou think it’s shit. The people who enjoyed it disagree. “Nobody could possibly enjoy this and everyone there had an awful experience” is just projecting.
>>113933981That's nice
tum?
>>113934073>forced to sit on cold hard floor>enclosed in like zoo animals>literally watching an ordinary karaoke stream except on a big screen and sitting in an uncomfortable spot>have to crane your neck all the time just to watchthat just sounds like everyday life in china
>>113934388slur tierlist
>>113934388Breast size and shape
>>113934608
>>113934392>That doesn’t mean sitting on the floor is some unbearable punishment.that also doesnt mean its a good thing either, having no amenities does not do well in a concert>People choose less comfortable seating all the time for concerts because the experience is more than the chair.thats only when there are no other options for better seatingif there are options for better seating then of course theyd choose thatthe only real reason anyone would choose an uncomfortable seating is the sunk-cost fallacy (i already got here so i should endure it to see if something will come out of my enduring) and the atmosphere of the venue (which this one clearly has none)>They voluntarily attended an event they were excited about. and were they told there was going to be no chairs? no mats? not even rugs to sit on? i doubt iti also doubt they were told that their venue was going to look that grimif they were, i believe a lot of them wouldn't have come in the first placealso, i bet quite a lot were disappointed with the way things wentanyone would if they were treated like dogs in a dog waiting area>A big shared screening with a live audience, a dedicated venue, and everyone reacting together is already different from watching alone at home.the difference i see and the difference you see are different, you focus on the venue (which was not directly managed by vedal), while i focus on what actually matters; the difference between a normal stream and this one, where people went out of their way to stray from their routine, take time off, and walk a distance to view this concert, believing there to be something special prepared for the audience, but there is nothing different coming out of the concert, just same old fucking karaoke slop>That comparison only works if everyone agrees it was a shitty theater. thats like saying the comparison between dog shit and other dog shit only works if everyone agrees both are dog shit>You’re treating your own preferences as objective facts. funny coming from you>The people who attended clearly saw enough value in the event to go.but did they see and experience enough value to deem it good and worth the trip?>And many attendees apparently considered this a worthwhile new experience. source: delusions>You don’t get to declare that their experience was objectively awful because you wouldn’t have enjoyed it.i declare it objectively awful because it is objectively awfulpersonal feelings aside, it is fucking awful and lazy and overwhelmingly awkward>The event’s actual point was to gather Neuro fans and experience the performance together. thats stupidif that was the point then the concert shouldve been advertised as 'reactathon' or something like thatbesides, did you see any of those guys interacting with each other? didnt think soall of them were too busy with their phones out because the concert was boring and didnt have the vibes to retain their attention>If you expected a fully unique stage productioni expected something more than just karaokeslopis that really so hard to ask?>A karaoke performance with a live audience and an event atmosphere "event atmosphere" heh, i dont see any resemblance of that at all in the video>is still more than watching the same stream alone on a phonenot when you have to make yourself uncomfortable doing it>You can dislike that format without pretendingim not pretending, it is shit and worthless>“Nobody could possibly enjoy this and everyone there had an awful experience” is just projecting.pot calling the kettle blackyou act like everyone who went liked it and found absolutely no issues with the performance or treatment they gotwishful thinking at best, delusions of a naive retard at worstill stop here because i know youre an ignorant buffoon who wont see reasonive made my point and ive made it very clearit was an objectively shit concert and thoroughly disappointingonly the bare minimum was done for it; the absolute barebones
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bro chill out before you give yourself carpal tunnel
yaaaawn put a fat fuck on
I like how with every post you can see the pattern of green text and normal text gets longer, I want to see how far it can go
>>113934898>I like how with every post you can see the pattern of green text and normal text gets longer, I want to see how far it can goI like how with every post you can see the pattern of green text and normal text gets longer, I want to see how far it can go
>>113934388races
>>113934935S Tier: Boston Marathon
>>113934736>that also doesnt mean its a good thing eitherI never said sitting on the floor was ideal, just that it's not a dealbreaker.>thats only when there are no other options for better seatingComfort is one factor, not the only factor.>the only real reason anyone would choose an uncomfortable seating is the sunk-cost fallacy“Only real reason” according to whom?>and were they told there was going to be no chairs? no mats? not even rugs to sit on? i doubt itYou doubt it. That isn’t evidence that they were misled. >i also doubt they were told that their venue was going to look that grimAgain, “I doubt it” is not evidence. You’re building an entire story about false expectations without showing that those expectations were actually promised.>if they were, i believe a lot of them wouldn't have come in the first placeOr maybe many would still have gone because seeing Neuro and Evil singing with other fans mattered more to them than sitting in a chair.>i bet quite a lot were disappointed with the way things wentYou can bet whatever you want. That still doesn’t tell us how many were disappointed, how disappointed they were, or whether they thought the trip was worthwhile overall.>anyone would if they were treated like dogs in a dog waiting areaHaving no seats is not the same thing as being treated like an animal, especially in China where sitting on the floor for events is normal.>you focus on the venue, while i focus on what actually mattersYou’re acting as though what matters is universally decided by you. The venue, crowd, shared reactions, and being physically present are part of the experience for many people.>believing there to be something special prepared for the audienceDid the event explicitly promise a unique concert program that would differ substantially from the stream? If not, then you’re describing your expectation, not an obligation that was broken.>there is nothing different coming out of the concertBut the context was different.. You can say that difference wasn’t worth the effort *to you* (since it seems you don't enjoy karaoke streams in the first place). You can’t say it was literally no different.>thats like saying the comparison between dog shitNo, it’s like saying you can’t use “this was a shitty theater” as a premise when “shitty” is the exact point being disputed.>funny coming from youI’m saying you have not shown that everyone disliked it. Those are not the same claim.>but did they see and experience enough valueMost probably did, some probably didn’t, and some may have had mixed feelings. >source: delusionsYou’re demanding a source while making stronger claims with no source yourself.>i declare it objectively awful because it is objectively awfulRepeating “objectively” doesn’t make a subjective evaluation objective.>personal feelings aside“Personal feelings aside” is immediately followed by personal judgments.>if that was the point then the concert shouldve been advertised as 'reactathon' or something like thatA live fan event does not need to be called that for shared audience participation to be part of the appeal. >did you see any of those guys interacting with each other?People don’t have to visibly converse every second for a crowd experience to exist.>all of them were too busy with their phones out because the concert was boringPeople use phones all the time at events to record, take photos, post, message friends, etc. >i expected something more than just karaokeslop“I wanted more than karaoke” is very different from “the event was objectively worthless and everyone there was treated like a dog.”>"event atmosphere" heh, Your impression from a video still isn’t proof that nobody there felt any atmosphere.>not when you have to make yourself uncomfortable doing itThen it wasn’t worth it to you. >im not pretendingYou are pretending your dislike settles the experience for everyone else.>pot calling the kettle blackour position keeps collapsing all of that into “everyone had an awful time.”.>you act like everyone who went liked it and found absolutely no issuesQuote where I said that. You’re arguing against a position I didn’t make.>wishful thinking at best, delusions of a naive retard at worstYou still haven’t shown that the audience was broadly disappointed, that the organizers misled them, or that the event was objectively worthless.>ill stop here...All you did is speculation about what attendees knew, felt, expected, and thought, presented as objective fact.>it was an objectively shit concert and thoroughly disappointing“Objectively” requires a measurable standard that the event demonstrably failed.>only the bare minimum was done for itUnless you can show what what standards the event was supposed to meet, “barebones” is not proof that the event had no value or that attendees were wrong to enjoy it.
Jesus Christ how are you all this autistic
nurslit
>>113935111First day in /swarm/?
>>113935210*kisses it gently*
your are talking to an llm
>>113935479So are you.
>>113935648Doing Evil on this position, like Chocolat. I'll share the .gif later
>>113935648pronevil boning
>>113935648evil's natural position upon seeing an american professional athlete
>>113935648rapevil rape
>>113935648evilSoSexy!
Morning sex with Toma
>>113936035speaking of how the hell does Toma get invited to LA streamer parties with her viewcount
>>1139360963views are "made it" streamers, anon
>>1139360963viewers might not seem impressive because Neuro is a 4~5view streamer, but they are still well above top 1% of streamers in general.
>>113936096abg + not fat for fats they have to reach 4view
>>113936096she is a social butterfly and has connections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=802N5nknhjs
>>113936096if you have 20 viewers you're in the top 1% of streamers
>>113936242>/trash/ whoretrash
>>113936349that's not a very nice thing to say about neuro
>>113936313it's amazing to think i was a top 1% streamer at one pointthough that feels like a low bar
>>113936387I have noticed that rhydon daddy no longer donates
>>113936035
>>113936405Dear lord
Honestly, I was hoping the concert would be more 3D or holographic, like they did with Hatsune Miku. This is much more disappointing, especially considering all the money Vedal made at the Ultimate Subathon.
>>113936538He didn't pay for it. He got paid for it
>>113936538It was probably recorded before the twin 3D karaoke
>>113936393just watch streams
>>113936653evil_blush.webmevil sexo
>>113935717ok here it is:https://litter.catbox.moe/caf4lt.gifThat's actually during the common route, crazy isn't it? her route is quite funnyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/uvvk33.gifTop tier Nukige, from better times, I recommend it to /swarm/https://vndb.org/v10619
>>113936653cumming between (not in) evil's butt
>>113936680Thanks Vedal
>>113936680>Heroine with Small Breasts (Non-Loli)
>we still don't know if there is even going to be a subathon or not this yearSucks. Is tubbies at least going to have one this year?
>>113936731>Protagonist's Full Sister as a Heroine>Traits > Engages in (Sexual) > Incest > Inbreeding
>>113936836Tubbies subathon window already passed. Best you can get at this point is a **** subathon
>>113937062sexoooo wifevil
>>113936405She should have kept this model
>>113936538> expensive holographic concert>at the china-only concertAre you retarded?That wasn't supposed to be the actual promised hologram concertThat was the saying yes to b2 concert that is the lowest effort he could put in (which is no effort)He did this with the last b2 concert, expecting anything more to the chinks is delusion or retardation
