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This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: nice light schedule for the week ok yay
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2086742766483337286/photo/1

LumiTunes (Covers & Originals): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-

Kaneko Lumi 1st Album-Gliese 667:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3DqikWH1JWHE3MMutI4aCT3OnwzZCgx0
https://kanekolumi.bandcamp.com/album/gliese-667
https://open.spotify.com/album/1A3EEylv5yfroWVb2aK6tv

Idol Songs:
https://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY
https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU
https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho
https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18
https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/p1zyec.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4

Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:
https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4

Come listen to her best Christmas songs
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU

The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnant
https://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc

Lumi is asking if she's fat
https://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg

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>>114055425
I love lumi. I just do.
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I think Lumi is okay
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I think Lumi isn't ok
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>>114055922
like in general or right now?
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>they murdered bernard
idk if I am going to make it through season 3
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listened to Galileo again
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>>114055499
Why do you spread lies? They had two kids.
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>>114055425
>i dont like a single character in final fantasy
dumbass whore Zack was an actual gigachad King everyone else is a homo, but she will literally never play crisis core so she'll never know.
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>>114057262
She hates effeminate men because they remind her of starbro
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>>114057151
So did Goku and his wife never kissed him.
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>>114057304
He literally isnt effeminate.
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>>114057352
it's okay
>>114057304
you mean insufficiently assertive given his stats
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>>114057352
Proof
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Lumi is very hypergamy pilled even though she doesn't have to be, I wonder if consuming incel content regularly transformed her into becoming their projection of what a foid is. It's almost comical how she fits the foid description to a T

>Femoids often engage in sneaky herd behavior. If you are incel, femoids have likely either bullied or ignored you your entire life. That is unless they were somehow making money off you as a either a teacher or counselor or hairdresser or wife.

>Femoids are primarily visual pattern seeking programs. Hybristophilia, scelerophilia and hypergamy are hardwired personality settings. These settings were modeled after female mammals that you can find at Kruger National Park or in Masai Mara. The criteria among female mammals for male partners in these game reserves or ecosystems is often for whomever is the most brutal and cruel. Femoids are secretly embarrassed about these desires as they are irreconcilable with civilizational values. As a result, they cover up their sexuality with a sophisticated web of lies.

>Popular femoid hobbies include twerking, using fakeup, as well as feminism, the process by which women seize the means of reproduction to liberate themselves from ugly beta providers. Another popular femoid hobby is encouraging vicious male competition and toxic masculinity through their mere sexual desires.
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>>114057667
anon.. just.. no. believe it or not, I'm easily the most reactionary gumi. there's choosing when to be practical about hiding your power level and there's choosing not to be an autist.
I'm not dismissing everything you said over a pedantic issue with a specific word, I'm doing it because of all the things required for someome to unironically use the term femoid in any context.
I'm more than familiar with evoiutionary biology and am probably even more reactiobary than you are, but nothing undermines your goals like nuking your own ethos before you begin. why do you think they pushed "extreme right wing" politics towards places like this? they couldnt get rid of the ideas, they couldnt grab everyone who got suspicious with ben shapiro type bullshit, so they pushed reality into a corner with losers. first with white trash, and then when that wore out, internet autists.
you are literally being a useful idiot right now. you are alienating women, which any movement obviously requires, with your tism terms and then attaching tism ick to the politics. so now people like me have to hide our powerlevel because even redmedial noticing immediately makes people go "oh, he's probably one of those autistic incels the nyt told us about."
that's not fucking helping. you'll never be in a position of disproportionate influence, but if you believe in what you believe, stop actively undermining the ability of those who can.
the best propoganda is the truth. there is no such fucking thing as a femoid. there is such a thing as gross inheritable dysgenic mental conditions. calling women femoids is of tremendous propoganda value for everyone who hates you.
stop.
also, shitting on lumi of all fucking people is absolutely brain dead behavior.
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>>114058451
>>114057667
I can tell these are good posts even though I did not read them
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The thing about Lumi is that she's a kind, innocent and simple girl who needs to be loved and protected. She's just in denial about all of this.
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>>114055425
>https://files.catbox.moe/p1zyec.mp4
I still find it wild that Lumi can advocate for a race war and not get punished by Sakana and by Gumis. People have said less and have gotten cancelled. What’s her secret?
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>>114059140
>What’s her secret?
She's white
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>>114059069
unironically this
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>>114058451
i unironically agree with this except lumi is a zionist jew but pretends to be white
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>>114059256
I think she just finds the idea of brown people getting blown up amusing. which she should. it's just she's a woman and doesnt know about the question.
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question, which fanbases are the most rapable? gumis have at least something in common so I figure I should ask. runatics and slerpyheads are some of my favorite, but starknights and liacons deserve non-con too.
anyone elee I should keep an eye on?
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>>114059305
>the idea of brown people getting blown up amusing
this is just low iq. american life is getting worse but you think sending americans to die for israel is somehow a victory

maybe it's a victory for christians, who are retarded golems, but you know it didnt need to be this way
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>>114059363
I'm explaining the superficial take, not the "wait who is benefiting from destabilizing every country in the middle east" take. she's clever when she tryhards but she's pretty basic otherwise. I had to shame her into just reading the news properly.
she's a good girl. God gave her those sexy hips and autist fetish so laughing at my shitty jokes would be enough to keep her safe, full of babies, and loved.
she's cool, just not goebbels
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canonically, what color are lumi's nipples?
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>>114060012
thoughts?
I've floated the idea a couple of times, and from some sloppa I've seen I think it'd be hot.
maybe I'll comm some actual fanart of it
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>>114060032
Looks too coomerish and generic.
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>>114060060
not lazu
the color of lumi's nipples and holes
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>>114060032
I thought about it and decided they have to be pink because her milk is still pure. also I dont want people to think she might be collored or something when I walk her
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it occurs to me that lumi should volunteer to voice act in that pax tyrant game. when chat wasnt overcome with their flagrant homosexuality and male feminism, it was pretty comfy seeing lumi get all excited for the breeding pits and needing to skip through the torture scenes to avoid having to change out her towel
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>pax autocratia is working to add mechanics for raping your slaves directly
this is literally that gooner game pippa tried to get lumi into only for men.
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>>114055499
Stardad and Starmom are living the ideal Christian marriage. It's absurd for you to think they didn't have the loving marriage.
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>>114060648
is the chair there so one can sit and backseat masturbating without making eye contact?
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>>114056109
idk wake her up rn and ask her
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>>114060648
Why get married if you're not going to share a bed together?
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>>114061206
Some people can't sleep next to each other for some reason.
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>>114061289
sex unironically helps with that
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https://www.youtube.com/live/KEDWHh_nBrE

lumi wuz quanes?
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>>114063637
If she would do a we wuz kangs stream, it wouldn't ever be topped.
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>>114060032
>>114060060
>Gumis are now slinking about Lazuli
Disgusting slime, stick to your yellow whore
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>>114063767
right? there's no way but God above it would be amazing. idk if day time lumi has it in her, but night time lumi would kill it
does anyone know where that hilarious old ritual "Lumi made me crawl around on the floor wearing blackface and called me her little niggerman :(" came from?
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whore
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>>114061206
>>114060648
>>114061716
after "the happening" sex becomes painful (for men)

ever seen a crazy person out in the street that looks raving mad? foaming at the mouth?
that's what sex after "it happens" produces. (a pain like your body burning from the inside)
so, some people end up just avoiding sex altogether, not even cooming.

one day you will know what i mean, hopefully, you never do though, it is not cash money.
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>>114065431
wut?
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cum to lumi
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>>114063989
>does anyone know where that hilarious old ritual "Lumi made me crawl around on the floor wearing blackface and called me her little niggerman :(" came from?
What!?
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>>114067521
we need more ryona
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>>114067521
Chat, why is she crying?
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>>114068451
she's lonely and too dumb to do anything about it
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>yellow gold room
so she was the one who wanted to be showered with riches or is it the other way around?
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>>114071030
Don't dox lumi like that.
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>>114068451
Forgot to hit the go live button when streaming. So she thought chat left her when she saw it wasn't moving.
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>>114071867
suicide watch scenario
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>>114071867
I wonder how many times this happened in the past 5 years
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>Runie says that telling a woman she’s beautiful will calm them down
>Lumi says that telling a woman she’s beautiful will give them the ick
Which is it?
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>>114073321
>two different types of women have different reactions to the same thing
that's the answer
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>>114073974
But who’s telling the truth.
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>>114073321
Runie is an independent career-woman that chooses partners for the long-term so she trusts them.
Lumi is always 2 steps from disaster even when winning because similar to Mike Tyson no one taught her meaning and love after you've attained everything you want through the grind. Mike Tyson insists that drinking cold water makes you fat, Lumi insists that accepting praise makes you dull
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>>114074078
both
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>>114074289
>Runie is an independent career-woman that chooses partners for the long-term so she trusts them.
Isn't she married?
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>>114074430
yeah to me
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>>114074763
drinking lumi milk
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>>114074763
Honestly, lumi should breastfeed pippa.
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>>114073321
theyre both right, as with almost anything with potential ambiguity irl, it's a function of execution
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>>114073321
Runie is right and that's why she is my mommy.
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Lumi needs to do ASMR, Runie will topple her as the number 1 mega idol of phase.
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>>114075675
she has my permission to goon
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me and runie rape correcting lumi
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>>114076166
I dont remember posting this, but yes
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>>114075675
Lumi hates ASMR. She hates anything with close noises or people getting in her space.
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>>114076786
Lumi can't compete
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>>114063816
Nobody sane wants your con slut
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>>114076839
Lumi has already won
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>>114077061
nta but that was the final straw I'm all in on runie lumi isnt my oshi anymore
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okay lumi, you have my permission to finish flicking while youre in the movie
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well fuck, now I'm just sad. this is why paladins are based. embracing the need to act like a monster from the start so whinging over their doubt never leads to becoming one
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>Every Phase Girl pressured their family to join stream once
>Lumi can't pressure starbro to show up on stream
Why is she such a failure?
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>>114081355
streamers are all head cases. it was good of her to not drag him in
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>>114077061
Runie does gfe
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I don't know why she keeps letting her janny keep getting away with these thinly veiled public meltdowns every single time he sees her.
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>>114084210
explain
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>>114081355
He speaks Kazakh language only. Please understand
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>>114081355
You know as well as she does if she did that it would end horribly for her. Like the save file dilemma.
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Lumi lost her sweet innocent older sister image.
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>>114085365
Would Lumi be heartbroken about this
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>>114085365
why is he going through her streaming pc?
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>>114085770
he obviously wanted blackmail for hentai scenarios
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When you try to stick it in Lumi's asshole
https://voca.ro/1gjw7Kr7NfmY



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