This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: nice light schedule for the week ok yayhttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2086742766483337286/photo/1LumiTunes (Covers & Originals): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-Kaneko Lumi 1st Album-Gliese 667:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3DqikWH1JWHE3MMutI4aCT3OnwzZCgx0https://kanekolumi.bandcamp.com/album/gliese-667https://open.spotify.com/album/1A3EEylv5yfroWVb2aK6tvIdol Songs:https://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/p1zyec.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg Previous Thread:>>113932149
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>>114171052I’m convinced Lumi will give away a daughter or son if they don’t fit her aesthetic or feng shui. For all her faults, starmom loves her two children in her own way. Lumi will not be able to do the same.
>>114171476what a bizzarely imaccurate yet also tailored to brain worm thing to say. a womanly approach but sonething tells me the only thing youre familiar with getting pounded is your bussy
>No more sad bee! Only happy bee!>shiina grows gigantic breasts and sad bee becomes happy bee>shiina's life greatly improves in all aspetswhat did reality mean by this
>>114171583Disprove what I said
>>114171944I can't hear you over the babbling brook of cum that is your asshole
>>114172011well said.
so, we all know who we are itt. I dont want to always be that guy pointing out the obvious, but it's not like we dont know a nigger from mein nigger. significance is a function of time and mental effort. to refuse to coordinate.. is sort of dumb. blue limes don't get the same unironic menhera pass as blue lemons >114172238
>>114172750Somewhat close but not menor the bakerbut am a regular in mainland
>>114172910my bad, what I meant was, given the presence of schizo baker per the above..
although that confirms what I suspected but chose not to believe. so much effort, so little follow through, idk. I guess the real lesson here is to remember to buy smokes before you find yourself unexpectedly wanting one at 4am
How could you do this to Shiina OP...
>>114174846that's what I was thinking. my poor awkward retarded wife
cute cute cute
I'm unironically glad she is trying to share again. it's the only way to move through
YAYYAYAYYAYAYAY BDO!!! littlemi time! yay
>>114172993Can you stop making posts that are you jumping into the middle of a conversation you were having with yourself inside your head as if anybody here knows or cares what the fuck your schizobabble is about?
I'm concerned for Lumi's noombershow can she grow her audience?
>>114177110lol
>>114178285figure out why anon keeps coming back to bitch ans moan. obviously not having fun, still can't exercise self-control. the brits needed opium to accomplish what autism does to itself. monetize it.
>>114171052I will rape her if she ruins sad bee in front of shiina
>>114179636I'll rape her if this random break is a sign of another too big to handle project signed up for before the last one is even done
>>114179636She already did though
Lumi has an age regression kink
>>114181376no. she's my 12 year old baby sister. she'd always been a vivid dreamer, but it's only a matter of time before she wakes up and all of this disappears.
>>114181593is that where lolumi lives?
Why does Lumi breastmogg other phase girls so badly.
>>114182002she was made for assissted rape. she just needs some reps for confidence. sinon is a good non-threatening place to start. I look forward to that chatacter arc
>>114182002Lumi nursing handjob
>>114179636That will only make her worse.
>>114182668okay, how about I do it then? would that help?
>>114184354Ass is too phat. She doesn’t have a pawg ass because she’s white.
Is Lumi a tsundere who straight up calls us retards instead of a baka
>>114184354is this consent?
>>114184354Lumi needs to groom a better artist
>>114184846Sometime it's best to ask for forgiveness than permission
>>114184662Lumi is only tsundere to her brother. To us, she’s just a bitchy Stacy who peaked in highschool.
>>114185074facts
>>114185088normally I would agree. she just seems deadset on the schizo bit of going out of her way to hold focus while doing none of the easy things to legitimize it. almost smells like a trap
>>114174564I like it when she says>it's me lolumiwith the voice
>>114186138what's the voice?
>>114186138me too man. idk if she can still do it
>>114186345she talks at a higher register sometimes when using the lolumi model to sound younger
>wake up from nap>sudden concerntweet
Did we ever find out what type of porn Lumi goons?
>>114189760Lumi goons to her own porn
I wish to go back to the early gfe days
I had a dream she died, so she is almost certainly dead, and now I am sad.
>>114189883Why did Lumi oldmi again? Was it the same reason why she killed pupmi?
yay
>>114190630some say it was part of an elaborate fuck you to anons for being complete niggers about divegrass
Lumi should breastfeed me tbhdesu
>>114188151She thinks about us alot
>>114191448that was two feels and a command, but fair
>>114191448Why
>>114184413You mean because she's a Mongol
>>114191846No
>>114191750She's stuck with us for 8+ hours everyday
>>114193378She needs a man to occupy her time
>>114194369That man? Me.
I hope she hangs out with us all day
How can Lumi be both a hag and a brat? She can only be one or the other.
>>114195547She's that special
that stream was fun
>>114195547both hag and brat enjoyers look at lumi and go "she's too annoying to be a hag/brat"so she's both nowI've never seen a more classic case of booba covering for personalityif she ever stops yapping at 100wpm during her streams it's literally over for her
>>114195547she's spiritually 12 in a body that has internally aged her to mid 30s but still looks 24 on the outside. note, my perspective might be biased
>>114196629>I've never seen a more classic case of booba covering for personalityLumi is more than just her booba.
>>114198190dont give that fag attention
>>114190654 As a newfag lemme see how I perceive it:>>OldMi a vtuber targeting tomboy nerd enjoyers without any sexbait and being cute>>Gets invited to a 4chan event about a modded soccer ( how ? I still duno)>>Everything goes nice until she starts to imitate Veibae as a joke >>Fans didnt understood the joke and they get mad >>OldMi sees the reactions making her disgusted keeps going the lewd way out spite ( to sem who acually cares about her)>>Coporuption starts and purelumi is going downhill>>Her album songs indicate that OldMi was always the fake one
someone please clip lumi saying she is a throat goat and put it in the op
Lumi sounds very autistic voice acting
>>114198389she sounded adorkable.
>>114198316pretty much my take too, yeah. she always wanted a chat full of smart, mildly spergy (of the based retard variant liking what they like without shame), nerds.
>>114198463So ferrarikid?
>>114198648if he was meaner, sure
she's being cute today
>>114198648less special needs but yes
>>114198463 Mhhmmmm, but OldMi ....a girl that doesnt exist idk how to say it , its 2026 and we forget how mindsets changed in 6 years .Correct me if I'm wrong but pretty sure thats why she prefers twitch over yt now ,,They see me as bitch and a slut because of that? Fine în thats what the only thing they point out now!''
>>114198463>she always wanted a chat full of smart, mildly spergy (of the based retard variant liking what they like without shame), nerds.Her brother is like that, and a part of her hates him for that. I just think she wants chads, oil barons, and rich guys throwing money at her.
Mhhmmmm, but OldMi ....a girl that doesnt exist idk how to say it ... its 2026 and we forget how mindsets changed in 6 years .Correct me if I'm wrong but pretty sure thats why she prefers twitch over yt now,,They see me as bitch and a slut because of that? Fine if thats what the only thing they point out now!''
>>114198848if she wanted that, she would have it
>>114198853that lost it's appeal once it became an autistic ritual that is easier to repeat than being nice would be. it's fun when someone comes in fangs out and verbally ryonas her for being stupid. going reee ragebait when she makes some banal offhanded comment about normal social behavior does not count.
>>114198690dont be a nigger
I liked gothic. she managed to make it fun to watch. it clicked with her personality organically enough to bring out a little of the schizo. why did the slavs switch sides the first time they actually had a good recommendation
>>114198878 No, Lumi probably wouldnt make it big in content creation knowing what mentality they had back then . Like I am looking trough the archieve and I think she will stream for undeveloped toddlers on cope overdoze
>>114199067 Evil typo wizzard GTFO !>>114199067*she WILL NOT
I can't download The Choicer Voicer VOD. Someone else may want to do it just in case of DMCA.
>>114199012 So you tell me that the voice , the ragebait, the whore and the bitch and why she streams on twitch , they all come down 'cause of that 4chan cup? Was that the pandora box?
>>114199012I don't know I enjoyed Gothic
Lumi would become too powerful if she started mogging in fighting games, but unfortunately that's the only leg up she'll ever have on Sinny at the moment
Lumi's going to drop this game after today I can already tell
>>114199873I sure hope so because I have no interest whatsoever in it
>>114199931What would you want her to play instead?
>>114200165Starcraft Brood War or C&C95
Forcing lumi to peg me
>>114200362She would cry and say sorry the whole time.
I wouldn't trust Lumi to be in charge of anything that can cause pain as she thinks it's always a good thing. How would I explain to the urologist who has to stitch up my frenulum and anal lining once a week?
I can't believe she's actually enjoying it.
Lumi is seething about final fantasyhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>114201050she isnt she just doesn't want to shit on something so many people said they loved this early she will later
>>114200165I'm surprised she hasn't played smt3 yet since she likes hard games, mythology, and pokemon.
>>114200689her being nervous makes it hot>>114200753use plenty of lube
Lumi hates FFT but will probably stream it again because her chat was on the verge of tears.
>>114202206my super kami oshi hates my favorite game and didnt even do a handcam why even live?
>>114199873lumi unironically needs to stop showing up to stream without a game in mind. she cant just do chat suggestions because chat doesnt know what it wants either. if she wants, she can keep the polls, but should know exactly what she wants on them. she isnt clever enough at rigging to do that without being annoying, but if she doesnt have the balls to pick A game, then she can pick 2. I get how that is entirely antithetical to the vibe she enjoys, but for now, this is the chat she has. when a man keeps fucking up on deciding where to eat, a woman finds a clever way of letting him know what he was supposed to pick.damn it woman, get your reps in
>>114200753>>114200362>>114202171as the urban youth would say, y'all niggas is gay.
>>114201512I think she'd like smt but they aren't good stream games
honestly she can redeem herself by playing suikoden 2
Someone clip Lumi's plane scene performance please.
>>114202531she'd have to do it to prove her place as top wife, otherwise dizzy will easily surpass her
>>114203443Dizzy got pooped on by a bird today. I can't wife that up.
>>114202531I'm just saying even though she has the upperbody strength of a geriatric old lady I wouldn't trust her arthritis hands with my penis
Why does Lumi look at us like this?
>>114203746fair enough, that is much less gay. however, I still expect her to handle my dick with the appropriate degree of reverential awe
>>114204008condescending parent stare kek
>>114204099>reverential aweI don't know if any Lumi would do that, even Lucy would be like>Wow best friend! That looks like it's outside the statistical normfollowed by 4 seconds of silence
honestly iori should teach lumi how to be a pedophile
>>114204183that's just for the corrected high priestess scenario. the real life sex with lumi experience is more akin to exposure therapy than it is a contrived rp, but such is life.
>>114204647It wouldn't surprise me if she can only cum from a woman yet refuses to admit she's more gay than straight. So you have to go window shop concubines with her that are like some of her best friends yet somehow radically different so she can maintain the hetero masking
>>114204725honestly, balancing the specific need for a harem with the duty to provide the sense of unconditional security for her to attach to sounds like a fun challenge. the closeted gay thing is kinda hot too. it takes a firm sense of propriety to refuse to engage in public faggotry.I wonder what her concubine race preferences are. given her fluency with weeb, she may unironically have a wfaf thing going on
Never forget when Gumis and urufugang both tried to ship Starbro and Uruka but Lumi had to shut that shit down quick.
>>114204951luwud is not urufugang
>>114204987one tweet and poof, his pretention to be running a legit business is gone forever
>3-year age gap>They can make it workDo people really this an age gap of 3 years is bad?
>>114205230it's weird when the dude is younger. just is.
>>114205281Lumi, lots of women date younger guys, there's nothing wrong with it.
>>114204951Honestly, Shiina would benefit the most having a relationship with starbro.
I want to see lumi become comfortable asserting herself by mercilessly pegging lesser concubines. starting small works up to something big and a fully imobilized + blindfolded girl could one day become leading without neurosis
>>114202206it finishes the whole game or graduates
>>114206665please mister!
As someone who only recently started watching Lumi, am I getting the wrong feeling about her? She is insane. Not mentally ill... just insane.
>>114207253There's a method to her madness. Trust
>>114207253She's only insane about the whole gender roles thing. She insist men should be breadwinners and women should be housemakers
>>114207384how is that of all things insane?>>114207253I mean, sure, but it is an insanity highly amenable to rational management
>>114207452>how is that of all things insane?Because the bitch is 23, and she can barely cook and clean, yet she expects a CEO husband for the bare minimum.
>>114207470hey, she can cook! probably. anyways the job of a woman is to ensure a comfy home to return to. throwing some cash at a mexican to clean isnt a big deal compared to the organic pickme vibe that permeates life
>>114205281every phaser is older than mekinda hot
>>114207614you should probably focus your reps on figuring out how to get laid irl before you pivot to getting groomed and grooming cartoon girls
>>114207470Is this true
>>114205296 Zoomer women are fking retared and incomprehansible
lumi should do a schizo stream as a schizophrenic party leader trying do wrangle her party in a raid dungeon
>>114204008the oblivion.sav stare
>>114205230Only if your a zoomer. They think a 26 year old dating a 22 year old is pedo shit. Lumi's probably going to marry some 28 year old when she's 32.
>>114208906kek, for a second I thought you meant party like a mao larp. exasperated raid leader is a good one. topica too
>>114210517lumi is already 34 this year anon
Lumi is about to hit the wall.
>>114212153ahe should hurry up and marry me
>>114212166Sorry zoomer, but Lumi is for millennial chads like me. And she's my wife already.
how do we make lumi accept that she's past 30 and she's not getting younger anymore
>>114212241lumi is my baby sister wife
lumi should tell us how to help her cum
>>114212278Get Starbro a gf
>>114211698How do you get that? At the oldest she's 32.
Men I wonder what the purityfags will say about this stream :)))
>>114213177wtf is a purity fag and why would anyone meltdown over a solid trollmi rp?
>>114198316>>114213218 Basically what those who wanted pure gfe, no whor3 ,no drugs, just nerd tomboy
I never thougbt lf costco as a viable date option, it's actually kind of intimate
How many snores so far?
>>114213177>>114213261What the fuck are you on about schizo?
>>114213608 Im not schizo you schizo why would I be a schizo, I cant be a schizo cause Im aware Im not schizo maybe you should check if you are schizo!
>>114213608I think he's mad that Lumi is too prideful to do obvious GFE without layers of irony.
>>114213608idk. lumi was good girl maxing and apparently this is somehow bad
lumi better be trolling some thread somewhere or calling 14 year olds nigger in cod or something. she's already speced for acerbic wit in her schizo shitpostermi archetype, so that won't be an issue. it's the remembering how be schizo that might be a roadblock
>>114212278more importantly how do we make you accept that mid 30s foids are not worth your time. she is disgusting.
>>114215870Lumi is one of the good foids. She actually cares about us.
>>114216402>She actually cares about usYet she is allowing me to die single, childless, poor, after a long unfulfilled life. Lumi actually hates me specifically.
strem https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Man on stream!!!
lumi's got this
>>114218436got my watch streak time to close stream if I hear a male voice
>>114218518But there funny
lumi forgot she was our favorite tard
>>114217772bruh aint no way. I thought she said she would only collab with her brother on stream. What the fuck is this
>male on stream
>>114218557Where are you from ESL King? Tell me tell me
What if this is Starbro
Why was this necessary idgi
>>114218823Vietnam
>>114219017No, Starbro is way cooler and has more rizz
>>114219017Starbro is definitely way cooler than those fags
In my experience hot girls always have neckbeards and autists as brothers
>>114219017there be way more flirting if it was him.
>>114219301Anon stardad is a gigachad leather jacket wearing badass. Starbro would NEVER have a neckbeard.
>>114219432
>>114218557>Annoying
>>114219301Daily reminder that Lumi said that Starbro is the superior one, and that if he just started to stream it would be over for her.
>>114219220Did Lumi actually create a little model for her brother? That’s so sweet of her. Why won’t she bring him on stream
>>114221177He thinks she's weird, and weirder still for being in a parasocial relationship with chat
lumi for fuck's sake, he clearly has a speech impediment. call him a nigger loving faggot but dont make fun of someone's stutter
>>114218657what are you tweaking about? this dude is a non-threat. relax.>>114219116there waa a good reason for her to roll the dice on a meltdown.
>>114221268Esl King, you might like men, you might like sitting in the corner chair, but most people do not. Please find some rope.
>>114221332Lol you're a Gumi, that means you're a cuck and you like it. All of your fellow Gumis enjoy NTR, and you surround yourself with them every day to worship your NTR queen and beg for her attention (but probably get off on her ignoring you to only chat with OCBM).
it's funny cauae she thinks she is wrangling him and he her. the balance works
>>114221422Insane projection, seek help.
>>114221422Who's more likely to be a cuck?The guy who doesn't really think about it.orThe guy who imagines everything as NTR
>>114221458The one who shows up to every stream and sits in the chair.
>>114221507so you?
>>114221422I dont pay attention to chat outside of the direct interactions with the streamer, but autists are experts on autists, so I will defer to your assesment. actually, I'd be much more interested to hear how you think this came about. assuming, for a moment, that your description of modern gumis is accurate; how did we get from the old chat to this new, almost entirely recomposed chat?
>>114221629>how did we get from the old chat to this new, almost entirely recomposed chat?Gumis conducting self-purges and Lumi’s constant refusal to do anything about it. Despite the pleadings of other gumis.
>>114221722elaborate further please. I honestly dont pay attention to chat, just what lumi reads. so the worst excesses I hear of are retarded direct interactions from streamers. I got that exact same vibe, but it sounds like you may have the actual facts no amount of schizo sense can substitute for.
I'm glad she walked back the crash and quit. reps arent meant to be comfortable
How do you guys like Lumi's new boyfriend?
>>114222547I don't understand the fear; he looks so much like a beta. With the way people were freaking out, I thought Lumi was collabing witha chad thundercock guy
>>114222637I watch vtubers for a reason, I do not watch male flesh streamers for a reason. Why is that so hard for you to understand?
>>114222547i can't see their dynamics outside a tryhard hip uncle telling old internet shit to your nephew while trying his latest hobby
>>114222711>Why is that so hard for you to understand?That Lumi could beat the ever living shit out of him if he ever tried to do anything? Like, I legit thought Lumi had some handsome bodybuilder or something. No fucking way a scrawny dude, who her little brother can beat up, is a threat to you?
>>114222852You clearly don't get it.
oh he's a sensitive young man
I, for one, would much rather watch night time streaming lumi actually playing a game she unironically loved. this is peak lumi and I'm a little upset she's trying to fuck off, but them again, she probably feels alone
>>114222852It doesn't matter how much of a little pussy the guy is if he's already captured her attention.
>>114223061She streamed the past 5 years. In all that time she could've booted the game. She even could have gotten her community to play a meme on people, but she didn't.
>>114223182there is a reason why people look to the past in order to forge the future.
she's being a little bit of a baby. just eat ffs
thank god she recovered. for a while it looked like she was going to spend the whole time bitching and are we done yet sighing. like worst woman gamer stereotype mixed with unprofessional.maybe afrer she eats she might start letting go and having fun like she is supposed to as an adult returning to childhood sponsoree
>>114224124The sponsored segment is over. Now she's just spending time with the guy she likes.
>too baby to eat the food and keep playingage play is hot but there's a time and a place
>>114224182she filtered him within the first 10 minutes. also, the segment may be over but the sponsor is watching. contracts arent binary
lumi is not mature enough to skip a meal. I understand that is a consequence of the same attributes I love. it doesnt change the fact that she cant be allowed to socialize or make decisions when she skips meals.the incapacity at low blood sugar is fair, the lack of discipline resulting in skipped meals and the ensuing chaos is not
>lumi grinding a game in the backgroundI just do
>extended lemon hours today is a good day
>>114213608KEK you lost
>>114226196it really fucking is
Now that the collab is over, do we forgive Lumi for collabing with a m*le?
>>114226792No She needs to earn forgiveness No more neglect
>>114226792we should kill her
so is she alive? the convinient technical errors that only happen when she was bitching about being there are already an eye roller by themselves and blue balling at this time of night.tweeting scheduled babble instead of an explanation violates the fundamental quid pro quo for flaking on something.
>>114226852in fairness, the reason she feels so busy while not probably has to do with how an entertainer's job is to spread joy. seeing joy naturally spreads it, sodemoting streams from bfe to merely task preferable to silence obvously had a meta impact that cant be seen in the parts but is apparsnt from the sum. she literally just needs a mental processes audit and to figure out a feasible efficiency improvements plam
>>114171590is that shoona? the bobers on that, dyumn
she should get more sponsored mmo streams that way we can get late night streams
>Streamed for 8 hours with some fagActually disgusting
>>114228248hope you are ready for another 8 today
>>114228760I cant believe she finally got to get her foot in the door for a potential bdo thing and all you can do is cuckpost
>>114229276She could've put in the effort streaming it years earlier and achieved something, but she didn't. I didn't sign up for this content so I simply will not watch. Please enjoy the empty seat I will not fill.
>>114229375I guess this is just the shock therapy to the video essay'a gradual reform
>Streams ad game for easy paycheck.>Doesn't know who she's getting as a partner.>Ends up being a early 20s clout chaser xQc clone.>No chemistry just him annoying her for 8 hours with lumi calling him uneducated and telling him to read a book for once.>Anons freaking out that cringe zoomer is going to steal lumi from them.Do I have this right so far?
>>114230049You are lucky he is not a Sodapoppin clone, or your Vaebae clone might have been swooped by him already
>>114230049if I wanted to listen to a fag for 8 hours I would hang out in vc with other gumis but I dont
Starbro should be a streamer
>>114230884He should join phase connect. Become the first male vtuber of the company and do BFE
>>114230103That's so true, except thr new fags won't know who Vaebae is.
I want to tickle Memory's feet
I hate how unrelated sperg outs happen whenever there actually is a an actual life lesson to be learned. oh well, I hope this shit doesnt get her down. this is the room temp iq crowd meant to be filtered
>>114230103>>114231971this is womanish behavior of the lowest order and you two should consider becoming an hero
>>114232178dont get upset we all know your plan lumi
>>114230049>damage control>damage control>damage controlIt's was just her brother, right?
>>114232316yup you got us, oh noes we're all cucks, we arent even worthy of inceling with you, goodbye forever
>>114232352Glad you can finally admit it
>>114232316If it was her brother, she would have called him slurs and beaten him for being autistic on stream and embarrassing her.
>>114232361still love her
>>114230103You just know lemon was praying for something like this to happen.
>>114198316>without any sexbaitShe literally used to go on discord/gaming dates with people who donated enough money back in her cyberlive days >>6660258
>>114233345Only because Hylo told the CEO it would make big bucks.
The rrats are coming back nice. Only if lumi made the choice to stream with men and not have some sort of ad commitment. At least this thread is going to be more interesting for the next 2 weeks again.
>>114233775>some sort of ad commitmentYou know that SHE is the one that voluntarily signs up for the "commitment" right?
Lumi shall be a sweaty gamer. https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
lumi isnt wrong about those overly angular models looking bitchy without putting in extra effort not to. she's just assuming older boys/younger men factor in the meeting of the minds early on, like she does, when in reality men usually go for looks -> fuck -> dramatic loss of interest -> does the now reduced looks buff plus personality make it worth putting up with baseline woman nonsense and keeping her around.the internet subverted that in part, but a vtuber's avatar has a material impact on getting people to stick around long enough to find a brain sexy
>other phase girls brings their parents/siblings on stream>Lumi refuses to do thisThe fuck happen to her? She used to be such a trailblazer. What happened.
>>114235772because she wants to fuck her brother
>>114235772The first question someone will ask over tts will be was that your oblivion save file. Thats why she wont now.
>>114236145And what if he says yes, that was his oblivion save. Will the rrats die as well as the cuckgumis?
>>114233814>Doesn't know who she's getting as a partner.Nigga can't even read the next line.
>finish up at work>finally able to watch stream>m*le comes on stream within 3 minutes
>>114236654Lumi is trying to filter us.
The guy crashing out, gave Lumi the ick.
the reason lumi loves mmo grinding and hates kill stealing from herself is the same reason she is going to love anal. it's literally the same activity, just reserved for someone you love
>>114236710about what? not being good enough as starbro?
>>114236409You really think she is going to want to explain to her brother why people are asking those questions?
>>114236745>he same reason she is going to love analwhat the fuck? how does mmo grinding equate to anal sex
>>114237047sir this is schizocuck general
The true crime here is how boring the stream is.
>>114236710I feel like she actually likes him, not in that way but just as a friend
Will Lumi show solidarity with Jelly and follow her out when she gets canned for repeatedly being a dumbass?
>>114237455Lumi gets off on being mentally superior to her partner, so she likes unexpectedly retarded men. Why does this surprise all of you?She can see herself dominating that young dunce.
>>114237532she likes hunks that can overpower her and this guy is dumb enough to give off that impression
Lumi calling the guy a retard https://files.catbox.moe/tgi6uv.mp4
>>114237488jelly will never get fired, you are a retard kek I know you jack off to the thought of it happening but it's always just going to be your fantasy
>>114237720I didn't hear her call him a retard
>>114237720she did not say retard once in this clip, what gay narrative are you posting this cuck shit for?
>>114237720wtf they have so much chemistry...
>>114237722Anon...it's time to accept reality...It'll happen sooner or later, but it is going to happen
do you know you can be nice to a random person and not be best friends? it's like she's only putting up with him intell you finish your obligations...
>>114237488>>114237722>>114237820qrd?
>>114237860claraschizo thinks jelly is going to get fired for her kino voice acting stream last night
>>114237858she is doing a lot more than just putting up with him
>>114237879That didn't help her reputation, but I mean the obvious racist tweet about youtube. I know it's hard to keep track of all her fuck ups. Go look at the replies on that tweet and judge for yourself.
>>114237917Is this what you're talking about? I'm indian and I don't interpret this as being racist at all.
>>114237941I didn't say anything about indians anon, but thanks for proving my point lmao
>>114237917>racist tweet about youtubenobody cares jeettube fucking sucks man go suck start a shotgun I wish jelly would drop the hard r and marry lumi for a green card today
>>114237968I mean I think that same comment posted on different sites would have drastically different implications. I don't use twitter that much but my impression is that if someone uses the word "subhuman" there it will be taken as a generic insult.
>>114237973Honestly suprised you didnt go with the plausible deniability angle, at least you aren't a racist and a pussy>>114237991I don't see how you can conclude that when you take into consideration who said it, and the reception it got
>>114238014I don't watch jelly so I know nothing about her either
>>114238014are you lost?
>>114238032Sorry, please return to the ntr posting
>>114237883Like what flirting?
yay she's feeling alive again! knew bdo could do it
I was joking but you actually returned to ntr post lmao
>>114237220call me schizo all you want but call me a cuck and I'll start playing the game you think we are both playing.
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>>114237532that's literally the exact opposite. like almost a wemi tier too perfectly stupid to be real situation>>114237543kek, no
Even if you don't initially get along with someone, spending days or weeks working with them towards a common goal will build bonds that are stronger than any bond ever built between a streamer and a chatterThis is a very very common romance trope for a reason
>>114238219Are you trying to comfort people or make them worry?
Did lumi buy a 5,000 dollar cat or is pcg lying?
>>114238219To bad he's 22 and she's 34.
>>114238286she never got a cat, gumis raised like 2k or 2.5k for a cat they thought they could get around sakana's 50% cut, they couldn't, she never used the remaining amount for a cat even though she talked about looking one up for a while the excuse was always I travel too much
>>114238312Thanks!
>>114238269>make them worryEz bait
>>114238070you know, I hold my punches because I know so many of you live such pitiful lives that it would be an outright rejection of charity to hold you to the same standards as a normal person.yet here your broken ass is, attempting to sew the same miseery that defines your life in the minds of your former peers. just to harvest the satisfaction of seeing them as miserable as you.it is a fact of life that the strong doing what they can while the weak suffer what they must. that's not what's happening here. you derive the same satisfaction 30 shekela once gave judas. you are a gross excuse for a human being. keep cuckpostibg all you want, you'll never escape reality.
>>114238342Nice blog post mateSorry your oshi found a stud
>>114238384yeah, she did.
>>114238286chat donated thousands of dollars to her to get a catshe kept putting it off and giving lame excuses like she travels too much or can't find good litter for itat some point she stopped acknowledging that it happened and bans you in discord if you bring it up
The only thing I'll say about this is the Armin guy has a voice Lumi really likes
>>114238408three truths and a lie
>>114238477Orangecrowbarturd is one of the primary reasons Lumi's community feels like shit most of the time by the way and if she ever wants to grow getting his ass out should be a priority because he's been sapping her potential for years and years
>>114238477orangecocksuckingman is the funniest internet tough guy he was so excited for the cat too kek
>>114238595I was too but I was also under the impression someone had thought of anything but it was the same forced shit like the Sisters of Battle fanfic read
>>114238477I don’t know why people thought she would get a cat. This is the same woman who forced her own brother to sleep in a couch when he came to visit her.
>>114238665she did that to control her sexual urges
>>114238477That's so weird. I remember chatters asking about the cat and her answering normally. Who issued this fatwa?
>>114238665Starmom put a shock collar on Lumi and zapped her anytime she tried to get in bed with Starbro after catching them in the act after Lumi's great college bender. Also why she doesn't drink anymore
>>114237860some retard forcing a rrat
>>114237860They don't understand it's almost impossible to get fired from a tech company as a woman, at worst you get reassigned
>>114238749She doesn't work for a tech company, and the only reason that is impossible in real tech companies is that women are a scarce commodity which obviously isn't the case here.
>>114238784I assumed he was talking about the green card thing, also no Fishman doesn't fire anyone that isn't committing crimes against the company
>>114238713This whole thread is forcing rrats since they found out that lumj is forced to play an ad game with a male.
>>114239171>This whole threadIt's just one guy
>>114239171>forced to play an ad gameYes, the developers of BDO came to her house and threatened to kill her unless she accepts their payment to play BDO with 3 males.
>she's actually having fun for oncefucking finally, idk wtf took her so long to reenlist with bdo
She should play wow on stream too.Anything between Vanilla and WOTLK.
>>114239209they didnt, but I was on the verge of doing just that for her being so stupid about not jumping on something she loves
>>114239209Did they say who she was playing with in the contract?
>>114239253kill yourself xalamon
>>114238575I used to assume this was the same type of male on stream tier nonsense we are dealing with now. I have began to think otherwise.
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>>114239214It's obvious isn't it? Aged gamergirls are incredibly rare and the ones in mmos are usually megasluts or vapid married dudeweedlmao types. And she's not enough of a gamer to keep up with the actual gamergirls that play real games, so she has to play mmos.
>>114239288it is obvious she would enjoy it, but mostly because she said she used to play it constantly in school.
>>114239333Yeah, with dudes. Do you think she would play with dudes if she had a choice?
>>114239354She had the past 5 years to play it and she didn't. She even had a full community of people who would gladly play, but she didn't. Gumis don't matter :(
>>114239354yeah, for the same reason I would. women are fucking boring. she didnt pick this config for this collab because such a loud portion of vtuber fans are profoundly unwell and she didnt want to deal with the reeeing. yet getting back into bdo meant dealing with you the cuckposter's innane faggotry. she made the right call.
>>114239374she cant play with gumis because gumis are the type of people to have a literal fucking meltdown over her talking to the waiter about the food on the menu