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Good morning /lig/. I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
[Sad News] Baachis are in crisis mode after the Essie X space 6 hours ago. Insider sources are telling me that they are planning a mass oshihen event.
peace and lvoe
howdy /lig/ ive been thinking about getting into doll collecting
>>114172304what happened?
>>114172304qrd
>>114172321She gave them the news on the future of ASMR
>>114172321based on archive searches she apparently said she will no longer do ear licking ASMR from now on and some guy in tingles has been having a mental breakdown over it
>>114172325which is?
>>114172340It's fucking over. Cucked by ballchads. Grim for baachis
>>114172308uuuuuuuuuuuu
>>114172338>some guy in tingles has been having a mental breakdownaren't they always doing that
>>114172304go back to /tingles/ brownoid
>>114172351it's their version of foreplay
>>114172323https://x.com/shepgirl_/status/2088823931847205319 from 11:40
>>114172314does anyone else collect and have some tips??
>>114172338what the frick, ear licking asmr is the fricking best \>_</
I will forgive essie after she does blowjob ASMR on rplay while begging me to cum for her
>>114172380average tinglemonkey
>>114172385you're not fooling anyone
goodnight liggas
>>114172380what is this anatomy even
boy am I glad that I'm not into asmr haha...
I think Denpafish should get way too high on stream and do a Tim Horton's mukbang ASMR
>>114172415I think you should shut the fuck up
yeeeeeeesTOTAL TINGLES DEATHYEEEESgentlemen, today we must celebrate
>>114172415i wouldnt enjoy denpafish asmr >_< whoever has the most lolilike voice is wayyy better
>>114172406Night meat. I just want you to know I appreciated today's stream title. It was a little crumb for me to enjoy
>>114172338Unfortunate, but I assume it's the reasonable fear that her YT could get nuked?
Can we stop pretending now that ASMR does anything?
>>114172479what do you mean mister?
Essie did nothing wrong.>>114172419Fuck off his ritual posts are at least different everytime and even funny sometimes.
im a strong advocate for binaural asmr, i think its a great artistic medium ^_^
*kisses grimmis fingers*
>>114172519*gives her the lobotomy she so desperately needs*
we won't forgive essie until she gives a joi countdown
>>114172304Now that Essie has quit ASMR I think it's time for her friend Para to pick up the slack
>>114172479It does, but it's nothing special. It's just goosebumps, but not from spooky. Simple as
>>114172477in the space she says that she felt it lead people to see her as a lewdtuber and made her anxiousshe would always ask, guys is this too much is this too far, but obviously nobody is gonna be the guy to say hey stop this is too lewdshe already made a separate asmr channel and moved all her members vods to a google drive so I don't think she's too worried about youtube but idk
>>114172561Para actually did ASMR once and will never do it again.
you guys ever wonder things like "gee. what if there's more to life than masturbating and watching livestreaming anime women?"
>>114172569I mean, I always get phantom sensation, especially being able to feel someone's breath. But I don't get some kind of pseudo-orgasmic shivers like some people claim to.
>>114172580>she felt it lead people to see her as a lewdtuber and made her anxiousI'm guessing her coworkers started calling her a whore. Grim. mi
>>114172591This thought has not once crossed my mind
>>114172303
>>114172366>I'll still do asmr but honestly, there's some triggers I used to do in the past that I'm not comfortable with, not because of you guys, it's me, it's just that I don't like the insinuations of it and I feel people are getting the wrong idea about my asmr and I want it to be clear that I've never been a freaky content creator, I'm an sfw streamer, but it was starting to be seen as me doing that sort of stuff and I don't want to be seen that way, that was never my intention to do anything spicy, but it can be seen like that, but I never wanted to do that, ear licking is done, I do asmr be ause it's comfy, I don't want to put out asmr that sounds like I'm just trying to collect a check, when you do those kinds of triggers it feels like, where's the soul. Nothing will change, it's just that single trigger I will not be doing anymore. What... What do these women think earlicking was? This is womb asmr all over again.
>>114172591of course there is more. there is video games and anime
>>114172581was it good??
>phantom sensation>shivers>goosebumpsWhat are you, gay? ASMR is for jerking off.
>>114172366another ASMRtist ruined by career coomers and their smoothbrained comments
>>114172310
>>114172580Ah, the classic vtuber insecurity over wanting to be sexy but anxious about actually doing anything with it.
>>114172561She could do something like a murder victim roleplay where she sedates you and steals your organs I think that's the only kind that she'd take seriously
BWAAA!
>>114172606
kinda feel bad for people who cant feel asmr
>>114172619Why do they always ruin a good thing and be incapable of just shutting up and enjoying a thing quietly.
>>114172591Video games, anime, music, nice food, alcohol, vtubers, fapping...That's about it actually
>>114172581>>114172616I only remember the shibi joke collab, did she do it for real before my time
ear licking asmr is the best because it makes you feel desirable and the directional audio use is perfect for that scenario, ive only ever had my ears licked once irl and its pretty friggin epic
>>114172366Feels genuinely sad how she much pressure she got just from an asmr post. Are the enjoyers this picky ? I don't like asmr personally, I prefer soft voices but in a normal context like in zatsudans or while playing games
>>114172623
>>114172644me too. its a great art form and leaves a lot more to the imagination.
>>114172655They have a perpetual inferiority complex over being seen as coomer apes that are farmed for views that then get discarded when the vtuber gets popular
>>114172644I've never gotten goosebumps from it but I can give myself goosebumps by thinking about music
>>114172655ASMR viewers are notoriously picky and refuse to watch anything that isn't ASMR, those hoes ain't loyal.
>>114172670you mustve never had lolis lick both of your ears
>>114172616You know how horny she usually is and she took it 100% seriously.>>114172651Yes.
>>114172677a lot of vtubers dont have good taste in creating asmr too, like Shondo
>>114172648because they have retard brain from frying it, so all they can muster is "i succ ur bobs and vageen you do the ear lik gud my cokc enjoys" type comments and they NEED everyone to know just how much and hard they are jerking off at all times. I mean just look at blackjack. That's what happens when you spend all your free time on porn forums
look at this god damn stupid looking thing
>>114172688The one time I listened to asmr was a Shondo one, I fell asleep and woke up feeling more rested than I have in years.
>>114172653>>114172678and here you see an example of the smoothbrained career coomer in the wild. this specimen goes by the name of gayry
>>114172291She wants me to jerk off to that model
>>114172301cute post. cute anon
>>114172689COMMENTING during ASMR is absolutely fricking gae. ugh thats how you know someone is an ACTUAL loser. fricking enjoy the experience and stop trying to farm fricking attention during an asmr session oh my gosh. one of the most disgusting creatures is one who attentionwhores an asmr stream >_<
>>114172703You are replying to the gay pedophile. He hates shondo, so that's why he says she does bad ASMR
>>114172707It's very jiggly. She knows exactly what she's doing.
>>114172705i aint a career coomer and im the straightest, most tasteful person on /vt/ ^_^
>>114172682I don't believe you I've been pining for para asmr for yyears and nobody's ever mentioned it
>>114172710you know I loath you, but just this once I will agree with you even while you are using those retarded emoticons. people who attentionwhore during ASMR need to be euthanized
>>114172713buddy, her roleplay scenarios are utterly nonsense, non relatable and non believable asmr scenarios >_< i dont hate her, shes just way overglazed as an asmr vtuber
>>114172713Oh. I just woke up so I didn't realise
>>114172718I myself only know about if from learned elders of /wool/
>>114172730Good morning bro
>>114172730im not gay, you reply to gayer and even more pedophilic people on a daily basis so im not sure what yalls problem is
Anyways I'm not allowed within 100 yards of playgrounds anymore ^_^
>>114172749If you are so much into lolis why you are here and not in /jidf/? This is BIG TIT thread for BIG TIT mafia.
>>114172758twasnt me mister
>>114172321she said she doesn't like earlicking and the porn addicted brownoids that follow her started chimping out. just embarrassing lol
>>114172749not true, ive only been on one “restraining order” from someone and followed through with it ^_^ all clear as of two months ago
>>114172767why do you think this helps
>>114172770because i have no restraining order.
It’d be for the best if Essie retired asmr all together since she sucks at it. Dumping the ear licking just means the vtuber got a partner and it feels icky now
>>114172783lemme judge her ear licking. send a link
>>114172783she ain't reading your posts bro
Shira thought of the day: if I had a Shira gf I'd go to IKEA and buy some furniture every week just to have something new to throw her onto and roughly fuck her on.
>>114172783bruh from what ive seen on YouTube its subtle.
>>114172764for example this >>114172783 guy
my preferred asmr is R-15 ear licking and kissing ^_^ focuses purely on that without the cringe handjob or sex roleplay.
Rememeber saru asmr?
>>114172847Putains do it best
Vtubers will realy do ewe licking asmr and then claim they're SFW and there's nothing lewd about it, it's the audiences fault for making that association.Imagine a girl fucking a guy and then saying she's a virgin because it didn't count as real sex because she wasn't in love with him
>>114172834my preferred asmr is cuddling and heartbeat sounds and soft murmuring about how comfy the bed is
>>114172764found another one >>114172857
>>114172847Saru was exceptionally good at ASMR, not just the Gooner stuff, just trigger manipulation in general Maybe we'll see her do ASMR again when the BPD cycle is in the right point.
>>114172858i dont like my asmr in English. i prefer Japanese loli voice to English loli voice
>>114172864my favorite trigger manipulation is helicopter noises ^_^
I'm in the wrong thread, didn't realise this was /tingles/
>>114172734I will keep searching until I have it https://www.twitch.tv/parasi/clip/ClumsyFrozenVanillaWow-_ZOHO0HTgHavGfbp
para slur asmr
>>114172857Classic case of women and failing to understand accountability and consequences. They want the easy money from asmr coomers but then again don’t want a coomer audience or don’t want to be seen as a whore
>>114172881if you think this is bad, you should see the state of that thread
>>114172857>>114172887don't you have some pagpag to forage?
fuck off /tingles/ subhumans
>full blown melty about asmr existingI don't even like asmr but that's a pathetic schizo
1 2 3 4 I declare a thread war5 6 7 8 alright guys, masturbate
This is just like a certain ligger who sold nude irl pictures and then gets mad when she's called a whore even though she LOTR is by definition
i think its good that asmr exists but it hasnt been perfected in the west >_<
dadadadadadaaaa
>119 posts >Only see 32
>>114172925Denpa?
never understood the appeal of asmr. it all sounds the same
>>114172929Manifesting Molly Fansly
>>114172939buddy hasnt had girls take turns kissing and licking him
The only ASMR that should exist is joi, oiled handjobs, cocksucking and countdowns
>>114172939Then you never had the tingles before. Only a few sounds do it for me so it's like gacha
>>114172951thats literally all the asmr i hate mister. you must be a certified gooner >_<
>>114172951>her bpd girl drugging you and raping you asmr yesterday was very good
The only ASMR that should exist is stealthy blowjobs under the constant threat of getting bonked by management or youtube nanoyo
>>114172606GOOD! MORNING! WISPO!
>>114172985go to bed sinon
>>114172951just watch porn
Joru and Molly should have a mollusk collab
>>114172995for that anon yeah, what he described is highly specific and rarely in good productions
>>114172995audio only is totally different. but I agree that's just ERP
Asmr but instead its just a girl yapping softly with a binaural mic resting on her thighs for 2 hours
Sure do love it when vtubers paywall their normal ass yapping and reacting vods.
>>114172995>just look at penises instead
also hot take lig but asmr shouldnt be streamed.needs to be recorded in a highly controlled environment without distraction
>>114173016what if they're girl penises
>>114173004that's just squ's asmr
>>114173019Recorded and live asmr are 2 completely seperate things
>>114173016this post says more about you than me
>>114172995I've always counted listening to asmr as porn, don't tell me some poeple listen to it and act like it's not
>>114173027well then live asmr is dumb
>>114173037its definitely porn ^_^ it invokes eroticism sooooo yeah
>>114172970Yes, MORE
I feel like I'm weird since basically every BJ ASMR does it, but man I hate the choking sounds. Totally takes me out of it.
but softcore/R-15 asmr is wayyyyyy better ^_^i do like the in between point though ear breathing is good for helping me fall asleep
>>114173052thats why i like kissing asmr wayyy better
>>114173037
thank you for Rebel btw ^_^>>114149879
When's someone's going to train an ASMR AI based on sarus kissing, zenyas blowjob, Shondos mumbling and Squs yapping?
brown asmr sissies get real uppity when you question their disgusting obsession
>>114172591Sure, like: what is she thinking about? How would she navigate these various complex and absurd social situations? How does she function? And most importantly, will she unban me?
>>114173088i approve of zenya asmr though ^_^ i think shes the best from what ive heard across all vtubers
>>114173052I hate any ASMR where they make it sounds like they're in pain, choking, ass slaps, begging, there's a ton of it. Not sure if they think the incels watching want to hear women in pain or if it's internalized from years on being on the internet but most men don't like to see women in pain
uuu
nyanners new model sucks compared to her other oneits too slutty and soft loses the charm of the previous model that was cute and had hard linesthe new model looks like some nikke mobile bullshit
when does the narwhal bacon?
>>114173111based ^_^ yeah i dont like the weird abuse roleplay its fricking gae
>>114173122imagine Nimi wearing this and then unzipping it and making you climb in before zipping it back up
>>114173088nope saru sounds way too mature >_<
All ASMR chuubas should quit ASMR and do audio porn instead
>>114173132>>>/vt/shonYou're in the wrong thread Gary, you're supposed to be in Shondo's thread
>>114173180im not in that thread anymore mister, ill occasionally visit but its much more fun to talk to ever so slightly less schizo people rather than weirdos in Shondopolis >_<lig wouldve been a better audience for my podcast
>>114173129My main gripe with it is the fixed perspective and pose.
>>114173071kek I remember Juniper saying that wood soup ASMR is for some real freaks and weirdos
man can you just drop the emoticons and the child speak like gae and frikking and mister? it's incredibly cringe
>>114173208Stop talking to it
>women don't like painNow that's a fucking lie
>>114173208buddy its the way i talk
>>114173232then change that
>>114173208please do not acknowledge the convicted paedophile
>>114173232And it makes you sound like a fag.
>>114173239he’s not convicted
>>114173228how many women have you mutilated during your scientific study?
>>114173241fun fact: im the straightest man here ^_^
>>114172970l-link?
>>114173250>im the straightest man here
>>114173260only gae people out themselves with art like that mister why the frick do you have that saved??
all asmr is adjacent to porn because the sensory response is the goal in each but without the emotional connection it's just hedonistic dopamine chasing through the simulacrum. Mentally it is identically damaging.
I think the gae frick mister bit is funny. Brings some fresh air in here
>>114173272blah blah blah science science scienceligger
>>114173272Thanks for your retarded and wrong take
>>114173278it’s a bit that’s been going on for three years
Still not denying the pedo allegations
>>114173272Cool, now give me your lunch money
>>114173278It's cringe and retarded. I'm not trying to be in a thread with a paperboy from the 40s
>>114173297Why would he deny it when he openly brags about it
Italian fox hag lovehttps://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku
>>114173284It’s new for me
remember when shondo reported gary to the authorities
>>114173303slutty outfit cooking stream fucking when
>>114173228making boys love pain
French bunny love
>>114173308shit got him to stop the videos and podcasts and openly grooming on Twitter
what if your chuuba gave you a smooch and it was lovely
>>114173248You don't need to mutilate anyone to find out they enjoy the occasional slaps / choking / manhandling etcOf course, the poster intended to mean severe pain or something that could cause long term damageBut you shouldn't be generalizing like this, it's what causing the mass brainwashing
I Love Lucy
New Abigailhttps://www.twitch.tv/annalisewhispers
>>114173316I miss Oli, hope she returns one day
>>114173348You mean fake Abigail
>>114173308i was actually thinking about that today. they gave me a stern talking to and i basically havent seen that girl since >_<
you can tell /vt/ is fucking dead because the entire board is collapsing into 3 threads. just delete the board and we'll all move to bant or something
>>114173371Abigail left to work in an orphanage, she would be happy to pass the torch
almost jacked off but instead i closed the tab and exercised then showered. i deserve sex from femanon
I miss my autistic wife Shachi
>>114173380Nah, just rebrand it to /inf/ for influencers and allow us to talk about all influencers not just vtubers, half the vtubers are flesh streamers now anyway
>>114173380Nah fuck that, people are hostile as fuck to vtuber stuff on other boards. I don't want every second post to be "tranime" or whatever
>>114173416Sharing a board with twitch gossip /b/ thread aint no way
>>114173416it'll just turn into a tiktok and twitch e-celebs board
>>114173416simongoy tier opinion. You know there is a thread like that already on /b/ and it's abysmal dogshit feeces
>>114173427That's what it already is
>>114173438Newfag. Go have a look at that thread
Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support
>>114173380>/bant/I'd rather move to /trash/ so we could post porn in da liggy.
>>114173459/bant/ is a red board you utter newfag
I love LucyI miss Lucy
for me, it's the jiggle physics
>>114173378the fact you’re still dating the girl who’s cousin you groomed is wild
is molly the purest of all liggers
Where is Olivia Monroe
where is silvervale
>>114173565Yes
where is pyra
where is alice
>>114173530Learn on which board random generals are allowed to be posted. You try to make /lig/ in /bant/ mods will move you to /trash/ anyway.
who is the sasuke uchiha of liggers
jex?
>>114173599/bant/ isn't for general vtuber discussion? Ya don't say! Fucking moron.
>>114173599nta, but I just said bant because it's a pointless dogshit board
guyscmon
Rikku is naked on stream
>>114173654i wanna fuck rikku's latex sexdoll body
>>114173421lmao this guy is worried some chud will have a melty. Who cares, they're always shitting themselves. Why would you even give them a thought?
your oshi has sex regularly
https://www.twitch.tv/oyatsuchanCowgirl VRchat
>>114173654Sex with Chatblins
>>114173677youd be surprised about how much anons care about eachothers lives ^_^
>>114173565probably though mishapyon might be as wellnino could be pretty pure but shes got her weird fetishes and chromu has been making her reveal that stuff more
what if dyarikkuwas a slut
>>114173683we need more cow themed chuubas with large udders
>>114173682>your oshi is healthyGood(?)
>>114173683Oh dang, lemme get my dick real quick
>>114173704no. big boobie milf whores are gae
>>114173682Everyone over 25 years old is
ive never found cow girls attractive. i just think cows are a smelly dirty animal
>>114173729haha yeah...
>>114173703her models ears literally form a pentagram
>>114173621Then why did you say to make lig in bant. Yoy lost this argument but you cant accept defeat.Suck my nuts fag
i like when nyatasha nyanners looks kinda retarded
>>114173729imagine being over 25!! \>_</
what chuubas will help me get out of bronze in league of legends
>>114173745I didn't. That anon made it sound like you can't post nsfw on /bant/ by saying he'd rather go to /trash/. That's why I told him that it's a red board. You absolute retard
>>114173619janal
>>114173735She streams at work hours for me so I can't watch her often, I just post her because I feel like it
>>114173729if this were true vtubers wouldn't exist
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2847267810?t=00h40m00sWhat girl name rhymes with "smarty"?
are you guys doing the thing where one guy makes an off hand comment and you spend 4 hours autistically arguing about definitions
>>114173682My oshi is too autistic for a relationship
>>114173639blue tummy, hips and thighs
>>114173704AGREED
>>114173682this isn't true
>>114173793Define "autistically"
>>114173639>>114173799blue skin isnt attractive >_<
>>114173797dyrbi lmao
>>114173702misha is an unashamed fujo
>>114173780I said trash because right away I meant you can't make generals on bant You lost this argument
I would give pretty much anything to warm my hands between Callie Calico's ample breasts
>>114173829No you didn't
>>114173565pure filth
/bant/ has IDs
>>114173807That's racist
>>114173380/Vt/ belongs in the /b/ celebrity worship, and gossip threads.
>>114173809They've only lasted a year and then they dumped her.
>>114173775No. If you're stuck in bronze you are beyond help.
>>114173565Pure sex yes
>>114173837
finns make the best chuubas
>>114173859this but germans
>>114173868This except California girls.
>>114173845thanks for the art rebel! you should do one of Oli next ^_^
I think cowgirls are lovely and I think cow girls are lovely!
Hallo mähHow Are You Guyse Doings Today
>>114173876No
>>114173887Howdy! ^_^/ pretty well, did you do anything interesting today??
>>114173683her shaking her fat udders from a side view was awesome
>>114173875Olivia Monroe banned me. I don't think she'd appreciate it. Thanks for enjoying the art regardless. https://youtu.be/01a9pH3HO40I found a link.
how do I switch my preferences from 20 year olds to milfsits for my own good
>>114173906thats a hideous outfit >_< (the link you sent)bruh what the f you gonna let a ban get in the way of you making art? thats pretty gae desu
>>114173924buddy can you tell me the secret to preferring 20 year olds instead of 11 year olds??
Hmmmm
we should euthanize autistic peopleand by euthanize I actually mean a much harsher word
>>114173888more like Moo
>>114173850this
>>114173956Please don't euthanize Shachi
>>114173735no offense but this post is incredibly autistic
>>114173956Ok. You take all the autistic guys and I'll take all of the autistic girls
I think if kuu wrapped her legs around the sides of my head it would unironically fix me
Chatroom is it true that Lyra is launching soft graduation?
grim that this is the best lig thread in months.
goodnight /lig/ ^_^/
>>114173931If a vtuber bans me they obviously won't appreciate the art. I'd rather not start problems with anyone who's banned me.
>>114173887puts a pinis in your Inis
>>114174000the one where we chatted about Dowman Sayman for a bit was pretty nice
>>114173941consider electroshock therapy
>>114173956but I like Alfi
>>114173964milky cute!https://x.com/Miilkywayz/status/2088971103050117551
Molly mumbling pattapattapatta and mMm mMm mMm mMm mMm as she bounces on my cock
>>114173956this but grimmi
>>114173332this should be her default color palette desu
>>114173617Nobody could be as bad as an uchigger even in ligdom
not beating the allegations
>>114173956the board is already slow like that
>>114174059hot
>>114174059now post Vivi's bestiality doujins photo
i dont think women being consensually fucked by dogs is hot
>>114174087I think you're weird for that, or in denial
Saru is live, the thread is saved!
i think women being consensually fucked by dogs is hot
>>114174087Oh you are one of those non-con bestiality chads
>>114174091please keep us updated about everything she says
>>114174093Say less.
>>114174114I wonder how many times she's tried it
>>114174113I was gonna skip today but if you insist I'll do it for you :)
I'm watching Para vod...
>>114174132thanks anon
>>114173924Turn the 20 year olds into MILFs with the power of your penis
>>114174114Bao taking mental damage from all the dogfucking jokes during her stream with Cotton was one of the streams of all time
>>114174183She should have just embraced it. Trying to deny it only made it more obvious and confidence will carry you far.
>>114174183That kinda confirms that she at the very least seriously entertained the idea of taking the knot at one point which is hot as fuck desu
>>114174183it's stupid posts like this that bullied bao out of the vtubing communityshame on you
Is it normal to sort of lose interest in almost everyone besides your oshi? I used to feel like I had a pretty good pulse on ligger discussions and goings on, but lately I just can't be bothered if it doesn't directly involve her or her immediate friend circles.
>>114174216Many girls do
I see it's /trash/roach hour.
>>114174159para's "what" always gets me
Update: Molly's chest feels tight
what's zumas appeal is she incapable of being likeable or does she just choose not to be
Saru is very tired today because she went to bed at 7am. She spent the night playing CS2 and watching her old clips. Can this putain be fixed?
>>114174249Cunny Sex 2?
>>114174197>>114174216it was fresh on the hot heels of her going viral as the I am bread girl, right? She was afraid that she will be forever known as the girl that wants to fuck dogs. Funny because outside of vtubing she has been known as the OC of some chick that wants to take Von Lycaon's cock and my normalfag friend only heard about her in passing related to Fansly.
>>114174245that whole meltdown she had just now was the hardest any ligger has made me laugh
>>114174247>she incapable of being likeablethat's why she's so likeable
>>114174247Zum is, and forgive me for using an overly-technical term here, "autistic rape meat" and that's why I like her
>>114174225nobody bullied Bao out she left herself
Saru bitching that all the 30yo guys on tinder have a baby face.
>>114174225She quite literally brought it on herself.
>>114174286Oh God is she going to go on another metrosexual hate rant
>>114174249>thinks her contents the same as it was 5 years agoShort clips maybe, she still react the same but her contents completely different now
>Grow old watching funny vchooba for the small price of 6 doll hairs a month>Grow old with stinky unfunny irl woman and have to spend hundreds of thousands on herwe made the right choice bros
>>114174297I don't get her hate on a convenient public transport system. Is it a car owner thing?
>>114174305I don't tip. I've never given a vtuber any form of currency.
>>114174305Truth of the matter is that the anime girl on the telly is also not really funny, but at least she is not pig disgusting 3D.
>>114174286>is in her mid 30s>likes older men>specificly likes 40 to 50 year olds>looks for 30 something year olds on tinder>complain she can't find anyone her typeThis isn't even self sabotage at this point, this has to be a bit specificly to make chat jealous and mad
>>114174329Saru asked her chat a few months ago and vast majority of her active chat is 20 to 25
>being active in a 4view chatWhat's the point.
>>114174364Her chats slower than most 3 views chat, she probably has one of the slowest chats in lig. Few weeks ago she was freaking out thinking she disconnected because there wasn't a single message in 90 seconds.
that one chatter
>>114174386It's tts fags.
>>114174386Literily screenshotted that to post and decided I'm too lazy a few minutes ago
>>114174297Saru would 100% not like my vibes but getting called a faggot by her would probably make me cum
Saru is definitely moist after watching that dog fight from Top Gun.
>>114174385Then things must have changed. The last time I really watched Saru was like 2 years ago and the chat messages hit like a machine gun.
>>114174407The last 6 months her bpds been worse than usual and mods have lost all oversight on top of that, no one wants to talk out of fear of getting banned.
>>114174364My 4view broshi reads me all the time
>>114174386I think certain vtubers would have more fun running findom accounts than engaging in a career that requires people-handling skills.
>>114174297>meterosexual hateHow, did you get that when she wants a guy who is completely shaven, gets manicures and wears makeup?
>>114174407the issue is the mods Saru even snaps at them sometimes for banning people. She likes to fight and have banter with chat but the moment a chatter banters back mods snipe him.
>>114174386Stopped reading at yall
>>114174446because she went on a rant about metrosexuality and how it is killing the manliness and scruffiness in guys. I fully expect Saru to not understand what metrosexual means.
Thoughts?
>>114174472Uhh, no, none.
>>114174472Bellybutton too big
>>114174472only hot if that's a boy
I wonder how "Good morning Saru" poster is doing.
>>114174386I remember like 2 years ago every vtuber was advocating for 'vibe bans' so your chat stays fun and your community doesn't get annoying.Glad that was just more virtue signaling.
>>114174364posting increasingly rancid comments and seeing what you can get away with
>>114174486He moved on a while ago now.
>>114174386Vagueposting instead of actually saying something. Those viewers will stick around forever and it's her fault.
>>114174497I know. Just curious if he found a new oshi.
>>114174497What is he posting now
>>114174386so basically squ's chat
>>114174386Just ban them anyways.
>>114174493Bat did and birthed batsperg for a few years
>>114174386>tfw your ex-oshi actively cultivated that small group of chatters so they take over the entire chat
Wait Saru is working with a different company for sponsorships? What happened to Mythic?
>>114174486I've been good but busy. I don't have a new oshi, I said long ago saru would be my last oshi. The only downside is that I feel very disconnected and lonely now because vtubing has been my only social interaction for years and I barely talk in anyone's chat or discords now.
>>114174510He moved to vcuck
>>114174559Better reality than a digital cope
>>114174386this is like half of Grimmi's chatters
>2,377 followers last night 2376 followers today on Twitter.HI SNUFFY, I AM GLAD YOUR POWER AND INTERNET IS BACK ON!!!!
>>114174551A lot of vtubers moved to Geega's sponsorbot after some internal Mythic issues not sure if Saru runs with Sponsorbot though
>oldest vods: 10K views>newest vods: 1.9K views>asmr vods: 1.5M views
>>114174580simoncuck the numbermonkey
>>114174584They always rush to jump on the new scam bandwagon
>>114174579Ok but you can't be mad here she is a retard magnet by being a retard herself it's like daycare but the patient is running the asylum
>>114174586ASMRtards are like a swarm of locusts.
>>114174586yeah it's crazy Saru herself mentioned not long ago that her ASMR vods would be making her a lot of money if she ran ads on them
>saru about ASMR: I hate when people get parasocial for me. did you know people will dm me saying that can pay me a lot of money if I make custom content for them?Sure, there might be overlap but I don't think asking a content creator for custom content you will pay for has anything to do with being parasocial, unless saru is saying she is parasocial for every artist she DMs asking them to do art commissions. I don't see how the fuck that follows
>>114174580I think you meant following you fucking retarded stalker
The Bloodborne stream was already a year ago. Why is time moving so fast make it stop...
>>114174586There's no reason to watch a game vod more than once, people will watch an asmr vod they like 100x
>>114174622>There's no reason to watch a game vod more than onceInsane post.
toes
>on your death bed from autism-cancer>your oshi miraculously comes to see you before you passwhat does she say?
>>114174637She will start crying and make me feel like the bad guy for making her sad
>>114174637L... Ligma balls... *dies*
>>114174548wheres he going
Is it just me or does Saru's voice sounds higher pitched in her clips?
>>114174677Her voice got lower for the 3.0 reveal because she wanted to sound more mommy and then she never went back to the higher pitched one
>>114174637>All those rrats about me having bf? All true >you were right Anon, and now with you dying nobody will know >goodbye *pulls plug from life support*
i miss mello
>>114174637She starts doing the floss and yells the N word at the top of her lungs till she gets thrown out.
>even saru is nustaolgic for 1.0 saru
>>114174637>oo yikes, sucks to be you. >Anyways.
>>114174715your oshi is filian?
>>114174719>nustaolgic
>>114174719Except she hates the design of the 1.0 model.
I really want Juniper Actias to rape me
>>114172640Clarify.
>>114174738Design of the model is like 1% of a vtuber
>saru started vtubing right at the peak of western vtuber hype when everyone was becoming a vtuber>"back then there wasn't a lot of English vtubers, back then there was just hololive and I think vsj was recently a thing, but there wasn't really indie vtubers"Sure honey
Saru's 1.0 had a Filthy Franck hoodie. God I miss that guy...
>>114174779I mean besides the corpos the biggest indie vtubers were Shylily, Saru, Numi, and a couple others I can't remember. Not that big of a roster compared to now.
>>114174794I'm going to go see him do a concert soon
>>114174742Look at those hips and thighs
>>114174835Joji is not Francis of the Filth.
>>114174779Dumb whore, back then if you were 4view you automatically became friends with every english 4view. She was collabing with girls like Bao back then when they had nothing Im common other than being 4views.
>>114174847Let me cope please
>>114174849>when they had nothing Im common other than being 4viewsas much as things change they stay the same
>>114174779>When people that don't give a shit about vtubing become vtubers
Saru is /lig/ Pippa.
>>114174742This is why we need Juniper to eat more ice cream
>>114174849>>114174779confident newfaggotry lmao pipe down boy
>>114174286yeah meMy dick is much bigger than 6 inches though so it wouldn't work out anyway
>>114174875Saru is my sister?
>saru: "back then my clips were just me saying sexual things or screeming" >gets a 3.0 clip>it's her being sexualThat's never going to change. I saw a clip from back in her pre saru French nocam days and it was her building a giant dick in Minecraft.
>>114174286Like 80% of moids are disgusting and should just be worked to death including all of us
eugh Saru I don't want another timeloop of you talking about how vtubing has changed and got overrun with normies again
>>114174879I was posting saru in vsj+ when lig wasn't even a thingShut up sarucuck
>>114174889Yes good good it should be used on sensitive tight anons instead!
2 hours and 40 minutes
>>114174910Then stop watching her retardé
>>114174779I can't remember, was that still the time when VSW was a thing?
Snuffyposting in vsj+ was peak
got my molly goodnight :)
I'm just glad cooksie fucked off
>>114174747
I need to stop complaining about saru but it's the only time the thread becomes active
>>114175028I miss shirko!
Bros... Never give up
>>114175031Did you know that the thread can also just be slow and that's okay?
>>114175045Mantagroomer status?
>>114175036Did (You) submit your collection for review?
>>114175053Yeah
we are all watching Sinder btw
>>114174969Almost https://x.com/zentreya/status/1245359880300625920
>>114175055Least obvious simongoy falseflag
>>114175064
Good afternoon I am now extremely mad at my family and especially my fatherWhy is there no-one liveCan someone I like go live please I just need something fuzzy and sweet to calm me down
It's sad we can't even mention Snuffy anymore without being associated with that dickless faggot.
>>114175084You can. It's incredibly easy to spot his posts and if anyone still calls you simon, it's the whore son himself trying t muddy the waters
>>114174719Watching Saru play Alien Isolation is one of my earliest chuuba-watching memories. Can't believe that's fucking 5 years ago now.
>>114175084that's basically every chuuba /here/ anon - it's because ultimately every thread on this board is infested with a bunch of limp dicked faggots who latch onto gossip and drama like they're 60 year old SEA aunties
>>114175061Added to the list
>>114175084nobody mentions her anyway
>>114175064oyatsu > sinderI'll watch sinder when she swings her massive tits in 3D
>>114175124
>>114175131
I miss when Snuffy used to hang out with Pink cat and Mouse. That was peak vtubing content for me.
>>114175144We used to have unity
>>114175144yes I am Snuffy *cums*
>>114175144I miss a lot of things man.
heh remember Snuffy's reaction to the Pachirisu art
>>114175045Take it to /asp/
>>114175131>oyatsu > sinderthats not even a debate. oyatsu is a good person and her 3d model is hot as fuck.
>>114175144They never even liked her as a work friend though they just used her for content and soft bullied her in that way mean girls do. Now that she's not super relevant with huge viewership they don't want anything to do with her.
>>114175193What is this crackpipe rewriting of history
>>114175201>>114175216what is this schizo waffling about?
Crack is good for you.
Why are there no vtubers in this time slot? Used to be Oli and squ, but Oli fucked off, squ moved later and became a political streamer. And saru.
Any random mention of >snuffy>bao>Sinder Especially Bao in negative context or comparing her to Sinder is made by Simon. That retard's obsession with her is easy to spot.
I am watching stal play the piano
>talking about vtubers in the vtuber thread means youre a schizoogey
How did moist critical become so popular, every time a ligger reacts to him it's so boring
>>114175238>Oli fucked offInvoluntarily
>>114175225That's Simon being himself (a faggot)
happily listening to sinder be fat girl and talk about food for 45+ min
>>114175279this is actually simon being simon
>>114175277he's safe edgy for reddit
she really is for the architectsshe's a good sweet girl when her mind is focused on food
Haven't seen any fan arts of Saru with this backpack. Are all the artists cowards?
>saru watching moist critical talking about how using copyright law to bully people into taking things down is the worst way to go about protecting your stuffAwkward
>>114175334Call me insane but Saru doesn't actually sound like a loli so it doesn't really inspire any feelings
>>114175346literally me
>>114175346PINK CAT GOOD
>>114175353oh, hi pink cat
>>114175334I'd like to draw it but I'm not really motivated to draw any specific scene with it
ligbooru whatever happened there
>>114175351She going for a more 16yo hebe vibe.
all versions of saru should be rapped by a autistic blue man
>>114175346I saw a femboy cosplaying Nyan that looked very close to this at a con once but when I told him nice Nyanners cosplay he said he didn't even know who she was
>>114175250Is she good at it? What is she playing ?
The day is coming when vtubers will be forced to stop their moralfag AI crusade because big daddies Twitch and Youtube call the shots and they cant do shit about it, resulting in histrionic melties on twitter but ultimately chuubas will quietly drop the topic and pretend their streaming platform isnt a goldmine for ai training
"I show my ass on the internet" should not be a viable career
I miss my unborn daughter...
>>114175413so are Saru's red eyes cybernetic?
>>114175426Yes, so are her limbs and womb
>>114175408Squ please you ranted about this on stream yesterday for 2 hours already
>>114175400Irl artists still seeth over artist using photoshop, AI seeth will continue for decades
>>114175442what about Saru's anus can it take my immense girth?
>>114175408why not? because you are raped christcattle?
>>114175426Yes but that's not saru
>>114175400I just ignore anyone complaining about general AI use. It's a good retard filter.
>>114175374Those bags are worn by very little children, the feeling's all wrong
>>114175408you're right, they need to show more than just ass.
>>114175484Shondo is in her 20s and wears one irl. Saru is in her 30s and own one. Your statement is provably false
Oh brother
>>114175413
>>114175499learn english retard
>>114175499Shondo can pull it off thoughSaru just can't. She should stick to older JK to JD
>>114175487unironically this. I’m a black and white kinda guy, either go full out or don’t donit
>>114175531>>114175531>>114175531
>>114175346full on 8 btw
>>114175527I wasn't being ironic. They really do.
>>114175515Ta mère est une pute et tu devrais être violé à mort par des chiens.
>>114175499Shonders is also an anorexic schizophrenic. If she skipped around the playground telling everyone "I'm [her government name] and I'm 6 years old" no one would object
>>114175028Clarify further.
>>114175499shondo is sexy though
>>114168833>>114168833>>114168833
>>114174012dumb