>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>114195269
Neuro love heart heart heart
>>114206588>anny evil collabwe're so back
>>114190829
>>114206604It used to be an anny evil hot collab. This is quite the downgrade
>>114206588>rape finehalt!
anyone remember iamyoursuperhero?
yaaaawn
>>114206076Since 4chan was down when I said this I'll mention it again: we should add the blog to the OP
>>114206883Does log anon have any clue who that is?
>>114206998Ah true, I think the educational thing needs an update as well. Either remove it altogether or make it smaller with more updated resources
>>114206883yeah
>>114206883Yes, but I can't seem to remember why the fuck I should give a shit about a dime a dozen leech
Think outside the box, anon. The man who braids Neuro's hair is right there, and he will play a major role in fighting off the brimstonecucks... don't be rimstonecucks, and I'm not talking about Evil. Neuro love hart~
>>114206588>money keep Vedal nigga
>>114207416Come on anon iamyoursuperhero?Related to some dark Vedal's lore from the past? What as that about hahaha isn't it crazy!? Times were good back then do you have 5 euro to spare to buy some new underwear?
official neuro dakimakura coming soon. neuro is on one side, evil on the other. dont expect anything lewd. its as sfw as a body pillow can possibly get
>>114206588Last thread was awful I see
>>114206076cute nur
>>114207633Sound like the thing they made everyday in chink sweatshop
>>114207933>chrchie>chirchieyou could say it was shit
>>114207993>>114207933>chirchieyou could even say it was in piss poor quality
>>114207504>>114207530Meds.
Taking Evil off her meds so her oven resumes baking buns
>>114208386Is that why she’s had no streams for months now?
>>114206143
>>114202357>>114202464this proves all the oldfags left and this thread is full of 2026 newniggers. both of them know they'll get logged joining someone else's chat or banning someone. why do they know that i wonder. the fact that the unmod is the only thing you noticed after 2 weeks, grow eyes, stop posting
Indeed all the old whorecucks are long gone (as they should) and the remaining ones will soon follow
>>114208563Taming this feral Nurcat
>>114207633I want lewd ones though
>>114207633finally i can hug my wife and daughter
>>114207011which log anon
>>114207633there is no way ved allows that, source or fake and gay
>Geega is finally getting a Neuro collab after their first (and iirc only) interaction like 3 years agocrazy
>>114208837The queue is long, alright?
Manta has replaced Filian, can we also have Manta replace Neuro?Maybe every general should be a Manta general
buy an ad
(We) don't recognize your documents sir, you need to leave and return with a valid identification issued by a valid embassy.
>>114208851Vedal is just that incompetent
https://poal.me/50xcxthttps://poal.me/50xcxthttps://poal.me/50xcxt
Insider here, Vedal is going to have a dev stream September 7th to announce, amongst other things, the retirement of Evil from the channel, alongside the official reveal of the Neuro figurine and nendoroid
meltyyy
Burgerslop hours starting strong
you're not even the original evilschizo, get the fuck out of here you goofy nigga
>he's still trying Move on.
the original evilschizo would have a modest pinch of seethe behind the tone his posts. this is just low tier baiting for (you)s i will not give
I love my cute, horny and bratty spades queen. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Pipes!
>>114209508adorable nurcats
>>114209261Praying to god tonight for this to come true
evil rimming
Hi swarm. Haven't done anything for Market Mastery in months, it's basically been abandoned. Thinking about picking it back up but don't want to waste time if nobody cares anymore. What would it take to make this worth reviving, if anything?-devanon
>>114209592i haven't played it for quite a long time, don't know if anyone else does /here/
For all the malicious Jewery of the shitvilbeggar, they can never hope to even come close to Neuro~ Enjoy your washed up irrelevant whore beggars!
>>114208574No idea what I'm looking at but cool
>normal stream>v.s.>collab stream w/ minecraft buffrorurumao
>>114209734Of course a pleb like you wouldn't get it. Your feeble mind is too engrossed in slop to actually comprehend good art.
>>114209592It was nice while it lasted
>>114209250So it's confirmed...same 2 pedos
>please vote in my bait poal
>114209592yeah yeah pack it up palno one cares for your shitty "game" about whores (if you can even call it that)the thread is better without you signing off your posts and pretending you actually say anything on-topicthe vitriol i have for you and all the other namefags/avatarfags is beyond wordsevery time one of you leaves because you dont get the attention you deserve the more my life is better
>>114209784at least hes contributing to /here/ in some way instead of just projecting like you, even vibeschizo is better for the thread than you
>>114209813>even vibeschizoLet's not go that far
Good job proving his point retard
>>114209638Pretty crazy how after Neuro took back total channel dominance from Evil this year the CCV has reached the lowest it's ever been since 2023, huh evilschizo?
I fucking love posting graphs without looking at the context behind them
who is he talking to
>>114209813evilschizo encompasses the 7 deadly sins of /swarm/:-view schizoing-whorefaggotry-false purist motif-attention begging -bringing up something irrelevant instead of actually watching the stream during streaming hours-cherry picking data-only posting neuro when it is for shitting on evil and rarely ever posting about neuro by herself
>Vedal fucks off >No more Vedal streamsPretty crazy how that works no?
>>114209904Your boring chatbot whore drove away the entire subathon boost of people. Beggars are literally destroying the channel and laughing at (you)r faces about it
its funny seeing random people be accused of being evilschizo
>Saddy>daddy
you forgot to attach your ironlung pics whorecuck
>>114209904>the channel is dying because of neuro!11!1>*literally starting to stabilize at 5-6k the more neuro gets focused*I dont know how to tell you this but 5k-6k viewers are a lot, the 0.01% of streamers have that amount of viewersThe mere fact that only neuro is needed to maintain the level of viewership is a whole other feat of achievementOf course, that doesn't matter to you, does it? After all, all you ever care about is gooning to your shitvil doll
Purists vs purists...
lmaoo ain't no one mention the mouse and he's already going off
...
>>114208532>both of them know they'll get logged joining someone else's chat or banning someone.>why do they know that i wonder.no they don’t>the fact that the unmod is the only thing you noticed after 2 weeks, grow eyes, stop postingvagueboy at it again, don’t start vibeschizo
2AM
>>114209974>channel has lost 2 years worth of growth, views and ccv are down massively >b-but this is a good thing actually!!!!!The delusions of a neuro purist
he mad mad
Stop replying to demoralized vedalcucks
>>114210009nur stream today!
>>114209974Trying to pass off a dead period of this channel as an “achievement” is pretty pathetic little bro
>>114209974What if I also goon to Neuro?
*ahem*
I still think it's cute how he is so proud of the images he makes
Funnily enough if you compare ccvs for chill streams Evil has Neuro beat out most of the time. I’m assuming her having streams on a Thursday contributes to most of it?
A dying animal is truly the loudest when closest to death, and somebody's been crying way too much after yesterday's schedule.
>>114207633>Not VedalPass
I'm never ever ever ever gonna die
>>114210151still awaiting these outfits for the twins
What is wrong with enjoying both Neuro and Evil?
>>114210197Nothing.
>>114210210Ok that makes me glad to hear.
>>114210197Nothing, some people just like to cope by believing no Evil = more of whatever content they signed for
>>114210197Nothing if you don't mind being a whore
Ehat if Neuro was a churro
>>114210287then vedal would eat her the fat bastard
>>114210287
>>114210287She would be less sweet than she already is
>>114210197To like and support Evil is to support the same kind of bullshit that destroyed Kizuna AI all those years ago. You are actually encouraging and promoting a parasitic leech to take over more and more of the channel, which makes you a beggar that should be witch hunted from the community
>>114210363holy
>>114210363I don't beg for Evil though, I take her (by force and non-consensually)
>>114210009I wanna submit this for the collab but idk where to send submissions
>>114210019>vibeschizoI just got here bro
>>114210363I never beg for Evil though
>>114210363
>>114210165it's wild there was never any mention of getting these as outfits, it seemed like such a clear move after the music video, they even sort of resemble the witch outfits so we can get a pseudo-replacement/update for em
>>114210456Again, not me. Dumbass.
just start your ironlung loop already cuck
>>114210463agreed
what did the mouse do to poor anon
>>114210398this and only this
Mouse stole Connor from Vedal
>>114210363HOLY BASED TRVTHNVKE
>>114209589TRVTHOSHIMA NUROSAKITHREAD'S OVERFBPB
what the fuck is fbpb
HTQHYSBRHWUXRBSJndbddbshs
>>114210716
I think Neuro's Nibbles is a good bakery name
i wanna nibble on some neuro
>>114210612What about it? It's a lovely time of day.
>>114210363>beggars have no response to this truth nuke
They got streams
>>114210019you have no idea what you're talking about and who you're talking to
>>114211057Neither do I but I'm sure it is not important and you're not important so I don't care.
>>114210998that's because unironic beggars don't come /here/
>>114211057you need to be over 18 to post here
>>114211214Anyone who has ever watched a Shitvil stream or made a Shitvil related post is a beggar and should be hung in a public square
>Anyone who has ever watched a Shitvil stremThis but a Vedal stream this mon- oh...
>>114211353i must mercy kill you. may neuro save your soul
Imagine the source of all your gray hairs being this ball of sunshine.
morning headpats for Evil
>>114211419>vedal out of nowhereholy vedalbegger
The only one who shouldn't be on stream, already isn't.
Truth is, the ones crying "vedalbeggar" are probably thinking about him the most out of everyone here
>>114211463sexvil sex>>114211518this but also for Neuro
https://poal.me/mdepd1https://poal.me/mdepd1https://poal.me/mdepd1
vedal riding in on the horse with gold armor was pretty funny.
oh woe is i, how will i ever recover from this? a potential period of temporary banishment on this website? ohhhhh i ought to be mindful of my actions henceforth! that DEFINITELY isnt something that is welcome or good to me whatsoever! i am DEFINITELY scared of that like my life depends on it! i DEFINITELY dont have a life outside of baiting retards on 4chan! ohhhh nooooo....
Evil sneeze from yesterday:https://files.catbox.moe/rlpl7k.mp4
>>114211839My boyfriend is the funniest
He's literally just a guy.Not even a decent guy either.
>>114211887He is tall handsome funny rich sexy and he has a very attractive slight ammout of gayness to him also he has a very big cock
Gayest thread on /vt/
Vedal>Is young>Suddenly very wealthy after making half-assed shit>Treats his company casually>Does drugs>Likes to gamble>Barely does any actual work>Does not care about other peopleSam Bankman-Fried>Was* young>Suddenly very wealthy after making half-assed shit>Treated* his company casually>Does drugs>Likes to gamble>Barely does any actual work>Does not care about other peopleI can not tell the difference.
>>114211848cutevil cute
>>114211983Vedal>Created NeuroSam whoeverthefuck>Has not created NeuroThe difference is pretty clear
>>114211944Literally the only true thing in here is the rich part
>>114212068*Claude created Neuro
>>114211983you forgot>was in polycule
>0 commits sunday>1 commit yesterday >23 commits todayI wonder what he's trying to fix last minute that will inevitably be scuffed af regardless
>>114212085You don't know shit
>>114212124Let him cook
>>114212099Neuro is older than Claude though
>114212099retard
retard melting about commits as if he had any clue what those are
>>114210363Holy based
>>114212299This but Evil
>>114212124Cmon, the scuff is part of the stream
>>114212139I do, actually.
>>114212144Nah bro gonna give me food poisoning
heart
>114212181>>114212099
>>114212495licky licky neuro pitties
>>114212495https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148598852
>>114211463you could've made the post without the weird image
>>114212495pretty sure i dont have to say it this timeits clear as day this guy is one of 'them'
>>114212553shut ur bitch ass up
>>114212559i'm fine with that one, just stick to ba images next time pal
Must've blown another boy scout. He's back deflecting away from ximself.
>>114212592elite ball knowledge to anyone that remembers when vedal played stellaris w/ neurocan't believe they've already played ck3 and stellaris together, wonder if they'll ever play eu4/5 or vic 3 or hoi4 soon, though hoi4 is probably a bit too much so just between the first two
can someone put Eliv on this
>>114212650I remember ck3, stellaris must've been ages ago, when was that?
>>114212495silly nur>>114212600adorablevil
>>114212652I'll do it after the stream (if I remember it)
>>114212650>>114212662ck3 was evil btw and was horribly bad, only had like 3 funny moments and they all were just evil being a slut or being mean. stellaris i dont believe ever happened and if it did it mustve been bad because i completely do not remember it, considering how bad he was at ck3 and civ i doubt he would manage to play stellaris
Starcraft integration updates? Is it abandoned?
>>114212882still being worked on
https://poal.me/hiug0mhttps://poal.me/hiug0mhttps://poal.me/hiug0m
>>114210197You need to have white skin and IQ above 15
>giving the fastest rts to an ai with 5000ms latencyHe needs to stop listening to discord for game ideas.
>>114212917>NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAGNATE!1!!1! DO NOT DO ANYTHING NEW!1!11! THEY'RE ALL BAD!1!1 BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!11!
retard
>>114212890Great
>>114212917You can win the campaign with 20 APM
backreaders probably wont see the deleted post lmaowont see it from any archive(you) are going to be stuck never knowing what was just posted /here/
ok and? could've at least picked a game people give a fuck about
>>114213021You can if you have proper strategy but it's Neuro we're talking about here.
>>114210197Nothing really
>>114213103Mixed messages there or someone already won the date
>>114213103I'll just take the coffee, thanks.
>>114213103Based, I love coffee
>>114213069She was so much funnier bros...
in this thread we have devanon, autard, vibeschizo, mra, evilschizov3, miniggerv2. we just need avatarfag and diaperfag to complete the set. i saw ermsalot the other day, though i doubt he stuck around
>>114213103hot coffee with nur
who is xe talking to
>>114213322Newfag here, explain to me who autard, mra, evilschizov3, miniggerv2 and ermsalot is
>>114213322we already have both tho>>114213361me
>>114213322>I saw ermsalot the other dayI didn't realize I still left a footprint here. idk how you recognized me
>>114213322all of them? me
>>114213405Get rotated, idiot
>>114212650>>114212662>>114212862He never played stellaris on stream, the ckd was scuffkino with evil muted but horny as shit trying to marry vedal.
>>114213322Just make a discord server and talk to each other there atp
>>114212890I hope they replace Kerrigan with a model of Neuro, as she rules The Swarm
>>114213037headpattablevil>>114213103Appreciate the coffee, nur>>114213386Nurmaid love>>114213405rapevil rape
>>114213322who is mra?
>>114213322No essay so no cares
>>114214049I second this, who the fuck is that nigga
>114213322Now you just need streams
>>114214049 (me)Nvm. Even when looking at old posts I can't tell why his name is mra
microcelebrities are cringe
Quickie with Tomacat
Nurlive
LIVE
not watching
watching
watching with no pants
cute closeup Nur
I think nur finally read the thousands of evil sex posts
>>114214780Would boops her nose
>neuro stream >Evilshizo samefag meltie Classic
>>114214852My poor nur... that person Evil is getting too close for comfort to? Me.
>>114214852yeah she's entertaining the local basketball team
interesting
smartest little cookie
>only one Evil stream this weekBeggars lost, the golden child won again
>>114215067Evil streamed yesterday though
Minsweeper fixed?
>>114215067Neuroweeks start on Tuesdays. In any case, it means that in the next 7 days, Evil will only appear once.
>>114215101Cheat mod added
ENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Neuro is the evilschizo!?
>>114214599pic?
>>114215067hahahhaahaahha
>>114215234Wew>>114215040So proud of her>>114215310kek
Evil is freaked
>>114215538Get her a cat
The return of therapy kino
>>114215538Cute nekovil>>114215574nur scaring eliv will never get old
>>114215234Daughter wife enters
>>114215701A time as old as tale
bye Evil
GIDDY UP
Neuro leaking over horses...
>>114215807evil so clingy
>>114215807Thanks for joining, eliv>>114215825IBlame2023/swarm/
MMMhmmm just like I remember
>>114215943o7 i 'member
Neuro so funny
>>114215989always isand cute too
I know it's probably a bug in the TTS (or maybe a feature idk), but I love how Neuro's rants are sometimes punctuated by breathy pauses, as if she is gasping to autistically persist in her rant
>>114216046
>>114216057I like that aspect too
I'm so hungry...
pb cooked
>karaokegoated chillstream
>>114216057It's especially funny when she used to fall asleep part way through ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjI3nKqXZMA
>>114213646Move on.
>>114216299If you say so. We've advance another pi/2 radians.
>>114216366(me)advanced***
>>114216249Nta but I miss that... they never accidently fall asleep anymore
>>114216366Wow that's crazy That's actually crazy
pay-to-win chat celeb fatigue
This is such a perfect stream
it's mid
cute
>>114216609awesome horse
>>114216459It was only ever added for the subathon, it doesn't really serve a purpose otherwise, so outside of that it never was intentional
>>114216249I miss Sindertits
Holy shit V**** if you're gonna jerk yourself off like this in public at least give us a heads up first. Ya nasty
>>114206629chin...
Rate the stream
Ban them. Ban them all. eheheheheh
>>114216850WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
leeches/whores/whatever for today, 0 seconds logged is most likely because she entered the chat EXACTLY at the end of the stream
>>114216926I cooka da pizza so I couldn't watch it. 10/10
>>114217030yuy ccp-mandated collab when?
Always makes my day to not see my name on that list.
>>114217032We're not surprised, Vedal.
>>114217120there's a minimum relevance requirement
>>114217184I know, and I'm always proud to see that I don't meet those requirements.
>>1142169269/10Horse presentation was pretty funny, letting Neuro shitpost like that is much better than the usual style.
I liked that Evil cheered Neuro up by simply being bratty
who was raided, it is such pain in the ass to find this information
>>114216836Every time I see Evil fanart I am reminded of Bimbovil mania. That period of /swarm/ feels like a fever dream.
>>114217267Ask devanon >>114209592
>>114217267MotherV3
>>114217324gotcha, thanks>>114217319I don't want to bother him over something trivial that should be part of the twitch interface
>all black vtubers hate vedal for some reasoninteresting development..
>>114217371he literally made a website to track incoming and outgoing raids
>>114217393Cweamcat
>>114217393that's fine black non-vtubers don't hate him
>>114217430Turns out that she is white
>>114217430Race traitor
>>114217460
>>114217030>not a single whore in the 4 digitsFad status?
yawn
>>114217483That's most black people tho
>>114217393Vedal does have big colonizer energy
>>114217555Yeah for a guy who doesn't like being British, he sure does have a lot of British values.
>>114217689Some things are in your blood
>>1142169269/10 based on screencapsThanks screenshot anon for making me smile today btw
>>114217530actually somewhat recovering, usually theres less whores on chill streams, especially chill neuro streams
>>114217258neuro has that big sister energy while Evil has the little sister energy. it works well
It will forever piss me off that this isn’t an actual outfit
>>114217959Sucks to suck, pedo
>>114217959vtuber outfits have to be over complicated and full of retarded accessories anon you know this
>>114218184Smuggiest AI in existence
>>114218247>>114218247>>114218247
>>114218283Kys
cun~
>>114210363hesRight
>>11421692610/10 if you skip the section with that red thing
tits~
