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Goodnight everyone.
4 months left to complete my new years resolution of watching a mahjong vtuber
don't turn your computer off and you'll get raided into one eventually
>Slept 14 hours
>>11433545714 hours of sleep in and of itself sounds heavenly
>>114335912Less so cause it was caused by being up over 24. When I went to my sisters place to build that desk she gave me some energy drink I've not seen before and it had me wired all day till I took a diurex.
I caught up on the Pippa drama cause I've not got anything better to do, she had to have known that was gonna happen, but she's Pippa and therefore dumb so of course she tried it anyways.
>>114335942>I went to my sisters place [...] she [...] had me wired all dayh-hot
>>114337379No.Just no.
Merry Christmas
>>114337708What?
>>114338441Merry Christmas (slightly early, festive, tis the season)
>>114337708mewwy Chwistmas
>>114338462>Slightly earlyOh you're one of those fucking people. It's August, die.
>>114338485Someone is being a (((grinch)))
>>114338520Yes, this is known
oh nyo it's christmas and i didn't get to cook the christmas dinner or bake cookies
wait! maybe anyon is a time traveler?? anyon! did we win league next year??
Now I want cookies, thanks bitch.
>>114336919Did she fuck a dinosaur puppet on stream or something?
>>114342331Made a WR for a collab with the car vtuber racing dude she's apparently been hanging out with every time she went to japan, people in chat were not super for it and she had a melty and removed all her WRs for the week other than the sponsored one.
>Read about the latest drama>People actually want to have sex with Pippa
>>114342331she scheduled a collab with the male 2view she met up with in japan, outed lia and uruka as also meeting up with males while there when faced with backlash, tried to drag tenma into it, and then cancelled a week of streams
Why are English corpo vtubers so SHIT? This would never happen with Homolive JP
isnt it common sense that male vtubers are either down bad all the time or mentally ill or even both?
>>114343002considering people are saying the day the girls did her makeup in japan is the day she went go karting with him and merryweather, I assume the down bad part is not a negative to her.
>>114343002She explicitly said this one was too young for her to have a crush on, so it's ok
>>114343044>merryweatherPippa hang around with that piece of shit? That should be the real drama
>>114343058i thought pippa was a shotacon or something. honestly i don't even know or remember why i thought that, but maybe im confusing her with someone else.
>>114343199I feel like you're a coinflip for any vtuber being a shotacon, but I can't recall her openly lusting after any shotas
>>114343199She's into tall, older men with blond hair and glasses. Bonus points for white clothes and being crippled.She is a bit of a lolicon though so maybe you were thinking of that.
Boo!
JJ, QB thinks your strange cause you really like running.
>>114346181She's just right.
>>114346181She thinks running is stranger than the gay ERP and writing fanfiction about anons?
>>114346315She was talking about people who are really into running, not JJ in particular.
>>114346181how the fuck does she know i like running. also try it! there's like a very active running culture where she lives, iirc. also get fit or you'll die in the inevitable zombie apocalypse you silly goose.
>>114346315she didn't mean the act of running is weird, but that people really into that are usually weirdos
>>114346388>how the fuck does she know i like running.Do you not remember the two of you talking about running watches in the league team discord? Or the fact she posts here too and you used to talk about running all the time?
>>114346410oh. right. wow wish i was drinkin' rn
>>114346181>your >ItalianRat.png
>>114346438Pretty sure you don't remember BECAUSE you were drinking.>>114346448Shush
>>114346315QB is JJs biggest gooner
wait a second. could it be that qb is ghostanyon?!
how does she do it
>>114346500>accusing me of being british and a womanWow.
>>114346500https://voca.ro/1l7zRTWCvpXd
>>114347469
He will come back for japlestory classic
the last update I played was ludi, how classic is japlestory classic going to be?
>>114348234Barely, they already made balance changes, nerfed mesos, and added dailies
I think england should renounce qbs citizenship
I think england should start airing the next season of taskmaster this week instead of next week
I think Khubie is British
I think she's Muslim
Wrong she's hindu
You're both wrong. She's a BITCH.
that's not halal, now she's getting deported for sure
Cats
qb is okay but she should jong more and pick up running as a hobby
Hey jong, I regret to inform you I have returned to streaming jong: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
>>114356097
the famous jonger q. now where's our precious gay sheep?
I had pork hock. It was good
I un-sleep
gm everyone
>>114360270Goodmorning anyon how did you snooze?
>>114360393better than usual
anon news: I'm using the clutch in the mahjong racing and now i'm much faster
>>114361960>mahjong racing what that?
>>114361983Forza Horizon 6
What an oddly specific setting
>>114362099b.. based?
you're dying
Aren't we all?
Not me. I'm going to live forever.
if you're gonna live forever you must get /jong/ the win at least once
>Pancake was undercookedIt was nice knowing you /jong/
Should have went with crèpes
for me it's blintzes
>>114365784Okay jew
>>114365806I thought they were a slav thing
>>114365818Nope, kitchen kikery
this wouldn't have happened if you had a cute malewife to cook those pancakes for you
>>114365840I can't believe I got tricked by a jew with a russian accent so thick I had to look at the recipe for ingredient amounts
The thread stinks of fujo
>>114365840>kitchen kikeryThis would go hard as the name of a Jewish cooking show.
>>114366545jews are too fucking gay to use/allow a name like that
>>114368157lucky for you there's a super painful shot that can cure it if caught before symptoms appear, better safe than sorry :d>deletedanon is dead, i was too late...
>>114368157>[Deleted]
oh nyo anyon is gonna become a cat furry...
Guys I'm still evacuated and at work and I'm gonna have a melty if they don't let me back home
>>114368790>evacuatedwhat?
>>114368811Someone set something on fire near my house
>>114368893hope your house is ok anon
I kind of regret buying an onahole but it already shipped
>>114369978I have one arriving tomorrowno regrets
>>114369978Onahips are actual regret and I'm glad I learned it's not worth the maintenance and I will never give into an entire doll
>>114369978was it a loli onahole
500% tariff on silicone vaginas
Just use your hand (even though it's gay because it's a male hand)
death grip best grip
>jomboid apocalypse >cross over to johio to find my likely zombified fellow jongers>raid zombified jonger's house>find onahole collection and everyone dead around a maajan table>mfw
But I don't live in johio
>>114368790You evacuate buildings, saying you have evacuated is to say that you have voided your bowels.
You evacuated my dinner
>>114371869Its bad luck to leave an onahole unfilled
jj install my onahole mod for zomboid
what if onahole was jj?
I would rather have the normal onahole
As you observe the bodies of your fallen comrades, trying to find bite marks or clues as to what killed them, you swiftly realize that their skin is completely dehydrated. Probably from all the "mahjong" they've been doing over that table.However, while you are busy priding yourself over this deduction, you suddenly feel five rough fingers slowly gripping your lower tibia from your blind spot. As the chills of fear and the smells from the JJ-shaped onaholes collide throughout your body, a single creaking voice terribly heaves from your back: "JOin ussSSSSSS"Majsoul Johio Room 14484(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14484
>>1143729282/4
>>114372646you have an onahole mod? my god that was quite embarrassing to read>>114372928im all armored up, imma crush you with my feet
>>114373035No
>>114373035>im all armored up, imma crush you with my feetOh yeah? I'll just have to crush you with my wheelchair beforehand >:3
I'm on the second flight of the staircase
>>114373333>quads + stairsThat's just unfair anon! Come back here!>>1143729283/4
>>114373035dont be mean to our precious anons onaholes are necessary for penile sensitiveity
>>114372928Still needs one last survivor! (3/4)I'll crosspost in ~10 mins if we still don't have anyone by then
Evens joinOdds start washing dishes
>>114372928Started! Thanks for jonging <3
>>114372928i cant keep my eyes opened anymore, well jong
>>114372928WJ! Thanks for the jong, was fun <3Me nini now
arent you both french?
Coincidence? I think not
where are the other 2 wjs, what did you do to the non french anons in there
they are both locked up in the basement the french have made them sex slaves
from what ive been told they call those tunisian bakeries
i have jomboid fatigue. it's time to start my artistic phase. ill also nuke the jong jomboid server and update it eventually. we are just gonna skip straight to louisville and raiding the secret military research site.
Any bets on what JJ will draw? My money is on shota BL.
she'll draw a scene from part 2 of her /jong/ fanfiction that she's writing for arts and crafts
im drawing cubes for now my guys. but i want to draw porn.
>>114377389Kind of based not going to lie.
drinkin my 4th monster today rn
>>114377612anon please im begging you cap yourself to 2 a day and ween yourself off and get more sleep
>>114377389why do you want to draw porn?
>>114377870i usually only have 2 a day max
>>114377884i guess im a bit freaky and im sure i could make some money off of it if i get good at it and no one will know it's me.
it's over for you, I'm finally at home. Once I finish emptying my fridge of all the ruined food you're done for
the jj game just dropped
>>114379696what are you gonna do anyon
also ntr is sinful and shameful do not associate it with me ever again
>>114380130force feed you spoiled food
>>114380462hmmm nyoo. i have a weak stomach. wish i was cookin' for anyon rn
What kind of sick shit do you think she wants to draw
>>114380765penis
>>114380788Disgusting, probably uncircumcised too
>jj doesn't support mutilating children for molochbased
>>114380192Based
I'm gonna put my penis in that cat
do not the cat
I will the cat
Meow
Cats are DISGUSTING creatures.
/jong/ friend Tim Curry died today.
I thought he was already dead
>>114385801rip
Dim cunny
Cats are MEOWING creatures.
with a name like that he better be able to cook some mad tasty curry (in heaven, deadge, not jongin')
evens jongodds beavers0 clean my house
>>114391374Dubs Elin or Elona
BOO!
qb got a new model?
>want to brush up on solidworks>it's all jeet tutorials it's over
go to studycadcam and model some of the drawingsyou don't need any tutorials
my head hurts femanon why arent you comforting me???
wake up anyon femanyons are not real
sure, and cats arent mahjonging creatures
The little girl keeps drinking then fucking the dog on my bed in my room while I train...
>>114398257whats the problem? Dont like being cucked by your dog? are you gay?
I miss my ex telling me about her adventures with her german shepard...
>>114400226built for getting a nervous erection while you put sunscreen on her back
Good morning.
>Peter Cullen diedBruh
anyons (at work, livin', not jongin')
me (in bed, snoozin’, recovering)
it's my turn to die
Beavers?
are beavers jongin' creatures?
I eat beavers and by beavers I mean beavers
>>114408372can beaver game be modded to add a mahjong parlor thing?
>>114411493probably there are mods
Evens order cheap mealOdds give in to temptation
>Pippa starts learning japanese again>youtube starts spam recommending me sub 100 view vods from some blonde jp chuuba that have japanese listening practice in the titleyoutube forcing recommendations based on people it has you associated with is designed to make me look schizophrenic when trying to explain it
Plappkin plappa learning N5 japanese so she can go to japan to fuck ikemen hosts but instead she just stands across the street pacing back and forth retardedly
give me a high quality image that will look good printed on a wide format printer
>>114413803
hmmm nyot printing that
Print this
this is probably too low rez
>>114416874wait a second... pinkanyon is sitting at the table! which means that at some point pinkanyon jonged with xapitan! which means that pinkanyon is actually real!
>>114417250Consider this. Have you ever seen Pinkanon and Yuzu in the same room at the same time?
>ISP quadrupled my upload speed and stopped throttling it after a few secondsderank stream once I start getting punished for all my misplays
>>114417797my ISP "forgot" to increase our speeds after they bought out my former ISP, took 3 years to find out
>>114334780you like when i do the brapping?
MODS GET THIS BRAPPER OUT OF HERE
>>114421318Goodnight anon
>look up brappingyeah that's enough internet for today
Brappers is also the name of an unfortunately named brand of jeans
Maybe those jeans are where the name comes from
evens cat rapeodds no cat rape0 the cat rapes anon
i miss /jong/
You miss the idea of /jong/ or the way your life was then, not /jong/ itself.
we were all so innocent and jongin' back then
Remember that time we raided that convoy and that guard shot himself in the dick? Good times.
>_2F
>>114430533sound is probably dead anyway
im watching anons stream
Ate two pounds of ice cream AMA
>>114432161What flavor? How many calories is that? Are you gonna end up at the hospital?
>>114432161should I eat black cherry ice cream or caramel ice cream with the little caramel cups in it
I clogged 2 pounds of ass cream
>>114432175Neapolitan. idk. Probably not, I'm not lactose retarded. >>114432193>caramel ice cream with the little caramel cups in itThis one.
I need to find the motivation to grind and improve.
I need to roll a 0
>>114432328find someone more retarded than you with a higher rank than you for free motivation
>>114432328tequilla makes bad ideas good ideas, get chugging
>>114413266did pippa ever learn how to grill or work on cars? what makes you think she'll stick with japanese?
POV you're a discord groomer
>>114435163sounds like a winner to me
Elin is fun but fuck me the base shit kinda gets old after a bit.
last time I played I sat there and did the farming shit for like 20 hours and then got distracted by some other game and didn't go back
evens quesadilla odds cfries
0 dubs or trips and anyon must eat coleslaw today tomorrow (hate coleslaw, ewww, suffer)
>>114441099The anyon you meant this for is not me btw
>>114441099>hate coleslawJJ based?
good coleslaw is good, shit coleslaw is inedible
>>114441099what can i do as a substitutable punishment because i will not eat coleslaw
>>114441099What's a today tomorrow
>jj isn't white
I'm white and southern and I hate coleslaw
>>114441943everyone knows she's a small brown asian
If she wasn't white she'd love kfc slaw
>>114441943just imagine feeding her dairy mhmmmmmmmmmm
>>114441448eat extra spicy kimchi!>>114441581today/tomorrow come on anyon!
>>114441943>>114441962im not white but im not brown either >>114442079im lactose intolerant anyon, it makes my tummy hurt
>>114442184>im not brown>im lactose intolerant
not jacking off until femanon posts her abhorrent kaavi x yuzu futa porn
uwu im a cute smol jonger bean. we are gonna win next league
Women are dangerous creatures
Women are disgusting creatures
MEOW
>>114444438so close nya
wish jong won league rn (real, promise, trust)
wish femfeeder was feeding me rn
ill feed you rice and beans (cajun style, spicy, tasty)
nevermind then ill just eat peanut butter from the jar like a man
I want rice and beans (farting, satistying, healthy)
you call yourself a man but a kind anyon offers you food and you're like oohhhh im so manly i eat fucking pb from the jar like a caveman. wow. very manly.
yeah bitch i am a man doesnt settle for what is beneath him, cook a king a proper meal and he shall eat it otherwise he will find his satisfaction another, smooth and creamy way
>>114444804 (me)>picrel
I forgot I bought this months ago
My mutant is just a TF2 player.
i played like 1/3 of MGSV as my only MGS game and forgot about it is it worth going back to?
>>114444921They're trans?
>>114444948They want to wear hats, so much so he grew three heads so far.
>>114444929idk but ocelot rabu.
The only ocelots im interested in live in the jungle biome and are straight
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~
>>114444929idk but the first 3 mgs are pretty cool
>>114441959t. coloured
death to jong
>>114450985Nuh uh.
Excuse me, I have an announcement to make I think Khubie SUCKSThank you for your time.
>>114448647How fuckin dare you
>doragon is brownoh nyo...
I got a slice of tres leches, it was mid
>>114453390Why would leeches taste good?
>>114454790leches means cum in mexican, anon is gay
How do we stop the cum guzzling anons?
>>114453357Kill yourself, now
More like Dorabrown.
What should I eat tomorrow
>>114459173Pussy.
>>114457469We could start a /jong/ thread in /b/ as a release valve. Thoughts?
>>114457469is it gay to donate cum to gay anon?
>>114459200I may be Chinese but not that Chinese
>>114459220We could even start a thread on /vg/ and jong instead of whatever it is we're doing here
>price out catch can setup >After AN lines and fittings and the cans it's gonna be like $1kHmm...maybe nyot
>>114459316Just get the stick chicken teriyaki its delicious nutritious and heterocoded
>>114459329That’s too on topic for /jong/, we would just collapse into /mjg/. We need to start grooming harder.
>>114460064/mjg/ is too close to being mahjong vtuber related, multiple of them watch jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10nKjHD4-Ys
I keep sleeping in
Sleeping in what? A bed? I sure hope so.
I once slept in a car
I've slept everywhere
I slept with your mom lol
That's very rude.
Gomen
>>114462344You owe me like 14 years of child support
>>114463904oh look at the it seems i'm out of milk. brb
>>114463904I don't remember making this post
I made this post.
>>114464566Proof next thread?
Last anon to bake has to give anon a blowjob
that means no one will bake
>>114467343The fujo didn't think that far ahead.
>>114467368actually that means whoever made this thread has to?
I still owe JJ a (non-transferable) blowjob from last year.
image
>>114467901
Goodnight everyone. I look forward to fresh bread in the morning.
>>114468462oh this is little caesars bread its so hot and ready
>>114467556who are you anyon? i forfeit my bj. please give it to a more deserving anyon
been polishing my bjj skills for this betrayal? what a waste...
>>114469275
