Goodnight everyone.

4 months left to complete my new years resolution of watching a mahjong vtuber

don't turn your computer off and you'll get raided into one eventually

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>Slept 14 hours

>>114335457
14 hours of sleep in and of itself sounds heavenly

>>114335912
Less so cause it was caused by being up over 24. When I went to my sisters place to build that desk she gave me some energy drink I've not seen before and it had me wired all day till I took a diurex.

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I caught up on the Pippa drama cause I've not got anything better to do, she had to have known that was gonna happen, but she's Pippa and therefore dumb so of course she tried it anyways.

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>>114335942
>I went to my sisters place [...] she [...] had me wired all day
h-hot

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>>114337379
No.
Just no.

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Merry Christmas

>>114337708
What?

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>>114338441
Merry Christmas (slightly early, festive, tis the season)

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>>114337708
mewwy Chwistmas

>>114338462
>Slightly early
Oh you're one of those fucking people. It's August, die.

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>>114338485
Someone is being a (((grinch)))

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>>114338520
Yes, this is known

oh nyo it's christmas and i didn't get to cook the christmas dinner or bake cookies

wait! maybe anyon is a time traveler?? anyon! did we win league next year??

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Now I want cookies, thanks bitch.

>>114336919
Did she fuck a dinosaur puppet on stream or something?

>>114342331
Made a WR for a collab with the car vtuber racing dude she's apparently been hanging out with every time she went to japan, people in chat were not super for it and she had a melty and removed all her WRs for the week other than the sponsored one.

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>Read about the latest drama
>People actually want to have sex with Pippa

>>114342331
she scheduled a collab with the male 2view she met up with in japan, outed lia and uruka as also meeting up with males while there when faced with backlash, tried to drag tenma into it, and then cancelled a week of streams

Why are English corpo vtubers so SHIT? This would never happen with Homolive JP

isnt it common sense that male vtubers are either down bad all the time or mentally ill or even both?

>>114343002
considering people are saying the day the girls did her makeup in japan is the day she went go karting with him and merryweather, I assume the down bad part is not a negative to her.

>>114343002
She explicitly said this one was too young for her to have a crush on, so it's ok

>>114343044
>merryweather
Pippa hang around with that piece of shit? That should be the real drama

>>114343058
i thought pippa was a shotacon or something. honestly i don't even know or remember why i thought that, but maybe im confusing her with someone else.

>>114343199
I feel like you're a coinflip for any vtuber being a shotacon, but I can't recall her openly lusting after any shotas

>>114343199
She's into tall, older men with blond hair and glasses. Bonus points for white clothes and being crippled.
She is a bit of a lolicon though so maybe you were thinking of that.

Boo!

JJ, QB thinks your strange cause you really like running.

>>114346181
She's just right.

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>>114346181
She thinks running is stranger than the gay ERP and writing fanfiction about anons?

>>114346315
She was talking about people who are really into running, not JJ in particular.

>>114346181
how the fuck does she know i like running. also try it! there's like a very active running culture where she lives, iirc. also get fit or you'll die in the inevitable zombie apocalypse you silly goose.

>>114346315
she didn't mean the act of running is weird, but that people really into that are usually weirdos

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>>114346388
>how the fuck does she know i like running.
Do you not remember the two of you talking about running watches in the league team discord? Or the fact she posts here too and you used to talk about running all the time?

>>114346410
oh. right. wow wish i was drinkin' rn

>>114346181
>your
>ItalianRat.png

>>114346438
Pretty sure you don't remember BECAUSE you were drinking.
>>114346448
Shush

>>114346315
QB is JJs biggest gooner

wait a second. could it be that qb is ghostanyon?!

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how does she do it

>>114346500
>accusing me of being british and a woman
Wow.

>>114346500
https://voca.ro/1l7zRTWCvpXd

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>>114347469

He will come back for japlestory classic

the last update I played was ludi, how classic is japlestory classic going to be?

>>114348234
Barely, they already made balance changes, nerfed mesos, and added dailies

I think england should renounce qbs citizenship

I think england should start airing the next season of taskmaster this week instead of next week

I think Khubie is British

I think she's Muslim

Wrong she's hindu

You're both wrong. She's a BITCH.

that's not halal, now she's getting deported for sure

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Cats

qb is okay but she should jong more and pick up running as a hobby

Hey jong, I regret to inform you I have returned to streaming jong: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

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>>114356097

the famous jonger q. now where's our precious gay sheep?

I had pork hock. It was good

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I un-sleep

Goodnight everyone.

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gm everyone

>>114360270
Goodmorning anyon how did you snooze?

>>114360393
better than usual

anon news: I'm using the clutch in the mahjong racing and now i'm much faster

>>114361960
>mahjong racing
what that?

>>114361983
Forza Horizon 6

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What an oddly specific setting

>>114362099
b.. based?

you're dying

Aren't we all?

Not me. I'm going to live forever.

if you're gonna live forever you must get /jong/ the win at least once

>Pancake was undercooked
It was nice knowing you /jong/

Should have went with crèpes

for me it's blintzes

>>114365784
Okay jew

>>114365806
I thought they were a slav thing

>>114365818
Nope, kitchen kikery

this wouldn't have happened if you had a cute malewife to cook those pancakes for you

>>114365840
I can't believe I got tricked by a jew with a russian accent so thick I had to look at the recipe for ingredient amounts

The thread stinks of fujo

>>114365840
>kitchen kikery
This would go hard as the name of a Jewish cooking show.

>>114366545
jews are too fucking gay to use/allow a name like that

>>114368157
lucky for you there's a super painful shot that can cure it if caught before symptoms appear, better safe than sorry :d
>deleted
anon is dead, i was too late...

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>>114368157
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oh nyo anyon is gonna become a cat furry...

Guys I'm still evacuated and at work and I'm gonna have a melty if they don't let me back home

>>114368790
>evacuated
what?

>>114368811
Someone set something on fire near my house

>>114368893
hope your house is ok anon

I kind of regret buying an onahole but it already shipped

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>>114369978
I have one arriving tomorrow
no regrets

>>114369978
Onahips are actual regret and I'm glad I learned it's not worth the maintenance and I will never give into an entire doll

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>>114369978
was it a loli onahole

500% tariff on silicone vaginas

Just use your hand (even though it's gay because it's a male hand)

death grip best grip

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>jomboid apocalypse
>cross over to johio to find my likely zombified fellow jongers
>raid zombified jonger's house
>find onahole collection and everyone dead around a maajan table
>mfw

But I don't live in johio

>>114368790
You evacuate buildings, saying you have evacuated is to say that you have voided your bowels.

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You evacuated my dinner

>>114371869
Its bad luck to leave an onahole unfilled

jj install my onahole mod for zomboid

what if onahole was jj?

I would rather have the normal onahole

As you observe the bodies of your fallen comrades, trying to find bite marks or clues as to what killed them, you swiftly realize that their skin is completely dehydrated. Probably from all the "mahjong" they've been doing over that table.
However, while you are busy priding yourself over this deduction, you suddenly feel five rough fingers slowly gripping your lower tibia from your blind spot. As the chills of fear and the smells from the JJ-shaped onaholes collide throughout your body, a single creaking voice terribly heaves from your back: "JOin ussSSSSSS"
Majsoul Johio Room 14484(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14484

>>114372928
2/4

>>114372646
you have an onahole mod? my god that was quite embarrassing to read

>>114372928
im all armored up, imma crush you with my feet

>>114373035
No

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>>114373035
>im all armored up, imma crush you with my feet
Oh yeah? I'll just have to crush you with my wheelchair beforehand >:3

I'm on the second flight of the staircase

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>>114373333
>quads + stairs
That's just unfair anon! Come back here!
>>114372928
3/4

>>114373035
dont be mean to our precious anons onaholes are necessary for penile sensitiveity

>>114372928
Still needs one last survivor! (3/4)
I'll crosspost in ~10 mins if we still don't have anyone by then

Evens join
Odds start washing dishes

>>114372928
Started! Thanks for jonging <3

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>>114372928
i cant keep my eyes opened anymore, well jong

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>>114372928
WJ! Thanks for the jong, was fun <3
Me nini now

arent you both french?

Coincidence? I think not

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where are the other 2 wjs, what did you do to the non french anons in there

they are both locked up in the basement the french have made them sex slaves

from what ive been told they call those tunisian bakeries

i have jomboid fatigue. it's time to start my artistic phase. ill also nuke the jong jomboid server and update it eventually. we are just gonna skip straight to louisville and raiding the secret military research site.

Any bets on what JJ will draw? My money is on shota BL.

she'll draw a scene from part 2 of her /jong/ fanfiction that she's writing for arts and crafts

im drawing cubes for now my guys. but i want to draw porn.

>>114377389
Kind of based not going to lie.

drinkin my 4th monster today rn

>>114377612
anon please im begging you cap yourself to 2 a day and ween yourself off and get more sleep

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>>114377389
why do you want to draw porn?

>>114377870
i usually only have 2 a day max

>>114377884
i guess im a bit freaky and im sure i could make some money off of it if i get good at it and no one will know it's me.

it's over for you, I'm finally at home. Once I finish emptying my fridge of all the ruined food you're done for

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the jj game just dropped

Goodnight everyone.

>>114379696
what are you gonna do anyon

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also ntr is sinful and shameful do not associate it with me ever again

>>114380130
force feed you spoiled food

>>114380462
hmmm nyoo. i have a weak stomach. wish i was cookin' for anyon rn

What kind of sick shit do you think she wants to draw

>>114380765
penis

>>114380788
Disgusting, probably uncircumcised too

>jj doesn't support mutilating children for moloch
based

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>>114380192
Based

I'm gonna put my penis in that cat

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do not the cat

I will the cat

Meow

Cats are DISGUSTING creatures.

/jong/ friend Tim Curry died today.

I thought he was already dead

>>114385801
rip

Dim cunny

Cats are MEOWING creatures.

with a name like that he better be able to cook some mad tasty curry (in heaven, deadge, not jongin')

Boo!

evens jong
odds beavers
0 clean my house

>>114391374
Dubs Elin or Elona

BOO!

qb got a new model?

>want to brush up on solidworks
>it's all jeet tutorials
it's over

go to studycadcam and model some of the drawings
you don't need any tutorials

my head hurts femanon why arent you comforting me???

wake up anyon femanyons are not real

sure, and cats arent mahjonging creatures

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The little girl keeps drinking then fucking the dog on my bed in my room while I train...

>>114398257
whats the problem? Dont like being cucked by your dog? are you gay?

I miss my ex telling me about her adventures with her german shepard...

>>114400226
built for getting a nervous erection while you put sunscreen on her back

Good morning.

>Peter Cullen died
Bruh

anyons (at work, livin', not jongin')

me (in bed, snoozin’, recovering)

it's my turn to die

Beavers?

are beavers jongin' creatures?

I eat beavers and by beavers I mean beavers

>>114408372
can beaver game be modded to add a mahjong parlor thing?

>>114411493
probably there are mods

Evens order cheap meal
Odds give in to temptation

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>Pippa starts learning japanese again
>youtube starts spam recommending me sub 100 view vods from some blonde jp chuuba that have japanese listening practice in the title
youtube forcing recommendations based on people it has you associated with is designed to make me look schizophrenic when trying to explain it

Plappkin plappa learning N5 japanese so she can go to japan to fuck ikemen hosts but instead she just stands across the street pacing back and forth retardedly

give me a high quality image that will look good printed on a wide format printer

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>>114413803

hmmm nyot printing that

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Print this

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this is probably too low rez

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>>114416874
wait a second... pinkanyon is sitting at the table! which means that at some point pinkanyon jonged with xapitan! which means that pinkanyon is actually real!

>>114417250
Consider this.
Have you ever seen Pinkanon and Yuzu in the same room at the same time?

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>ISP quadrupled my upload speed and stopped throttling it after a few seconds
derank stream once I start getting punished for all my misplays

>>114417797
my ISP "forgot" to increase our speeds after they bought out my former ISP, took 3 years to find out

>>114334780
you like when i do the brapping?

MODS GET THIS BRAPPER OUT OF HERE

Goodnight everyone.

>>114421318
Goodnight anon

>look up brapping
yeah that's enough internet for today

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Brappers is also the name of an unfortunately named brand of jeans

Maybe those jeans are where the name comes from

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evens cat rape
odds no cat rape
0 the cat rapes anon

i miss /jong/

You miss the idea of /jong/ or the way your life was then, not /jong/ itself.

we were all so innocent and jongin' back then

Remember that time we raided that convoy and that guard shot himself in the dick? Good times.

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>_2F

>>114430533
sound is probably dead anyway

im watching anons stream

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Ate two pounds of ice cream AMA

>>114432161
What flavor? How many calories is that? Are you gonna end up at the hospital?

>>114432161
should I eat black cherry ice cream or caramel ice cream with the little caramel cups in it

I clogged 2 pounds of ass cream

>>114432175
Neapolitan. idk. Probably not, I'm not lactose retarded.
>>114432193
>caramel ice cream with the little caramel cups in it
This one.

I need to find the motivation to grind and improve.

I need to roll a 0

>>114432328
find someone more retarded than you with a higher rank than you for free motivation

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>>114432328
tequilla makes bad ideas good ideas, get chugging

>>114413266
did pippa ever learn how to grill or work on cars? what makes you think she'll stick with japanese?

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POV you're a discord groomer

>>114435163
sounds like a winner to me

Elin is fun but fuck me the base shit kinda gets old after a bit.

last time I played I sat there and did the farming shit for like 20 hours and then got distracted by some other game and didn't go back

evens quesadilla
odds cfries

0 dubs or trips and anyon must eat coleslaw today tomorrow (hate coleslaw, ewww, suffer)

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>>114441099
The anyon you meant this for is not me btw

>>114441099
>hate coleslaw
JJ based?

good coleslaw is good, shit coleslaw is inedible

>>114441099
what can i do as a substitutable punishment because i will not eat coleslaw

>>114441099
What's a today tomorrow

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>jj isn't white

I'm white and southern and I hate coleslaw

>>114441943
everyone knows she's a small brown asian

If she wasn't white she'd love kfc slaw

>>114441943
just imagine feeding her dairy mhmmmmmmmmmm

>>114441448
eat extra spicy kimchi!
>>114441581
today/tomorrow come on anyon!

>>114441943
>>114441962
im not white but im not brown either
>>114442079
im lactose intolerant anyon, it makes my tummy hurt

>>114442184
>im not brown
>im lactose intolerant

not jacking off until femanon posts her abhorrent kaavi x yuzu futa porn

uwu im a cute smol jonger bean. we are gonna win next league

Women are dangerous creatures

Women are disgusting creatures

MEOW

>>114444438
so close nya

wish jong won league rn (real, promise, trust)

wish femfeeder was feeding me rn

ill feed you rice and beans (cajun style, spicy, tasty)

nevermind then ill just eat peanut butter from the jar like a man

I want rice and beans (farting, satistying, healthy)

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you call yourself a man but a kind anyon offers you food and you're like oohhhh im so manly i eat fucking pb from the jar like a caveman. wow. very manly.

yeah bitch i am a man doesnt settle for what is beneath him, cook a king a proper meal and he shall eat it otherwise he will find his satisfaction another, smooth and creamy way

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>>114444804 (me)
>picrel

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I forgot I bought this months ago

Goodnight everyone.

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My mutant is just a TF2 player.

i played like 1/3 of MGSV as my only MGS game and forgot about it is it worth going back to?

>>114444921
They're trans?

>>114444948
They want to wear hats, so much so he grew three heads so far.

>>114444929
idk but ocelot rabu.

The only ocelots im interested in live in the jungle biome and are straight

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~

>>114444929
idk but the first 3 mgs are pretty cool

>>114441959
t. coloured

death to jong

>>114450985
Nuh uh.

Excuse me, I have an announcement to make I think Khubie SUCKS
Thank you for your time.

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>>114448647
How fuckin dare you

>doragon is brown
oh nyo...

I got a slice of tres leches, it was mid

>>114453390
Why would leeches taste good?

>>114454790
leches means cum in mexican, anon is gay

How do we stop the cum guzzling anons?

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>>114453357
Kill yourself, now

More like Dorabrown.

What should I eat tomorrow

>>114459173
Pussy.

>>114457469
We could start a /jong/ thread in /b/ as a release valve. Thoughts?

>>114457469
is it gay to donate cum to gay anon?

>>114459200
I may be Chinese but not that Chinese

>>114459220
We could even start a thread on /vg/ and jong instead of whatever it is we're doing here

>price out catch can setup
>After AN lines and fittings and the cans it's gonna be like $1k
Hmm...maybe nyot

>>114459316
Just get the stick chicken teriyaki its delicious nutritious and heterocoded

>>114459329
That’s too on topic for /jong/, we would just collapse into /mjg/. We need to start grooming harder.

>>114460064
/mjg/ is too close to being mahjong vtuber related, multiple of them watch jinjin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10nKjHD4-Ys

I keep sleeping in

Sleeping in what? A bed? I sure hope so.

I once slept in a car

I've slept everywhere

I slept with your mom lol

That's very rude.

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Gomen

>>114462344
You owe me like 14 years of child support

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>>114463904
oh look at the it seems i'm out of milk. brb

>>114463904
I don't remember making this post

I made this post.

>>114464566
Proof next thread?

Last anon to bake has to give anon a blowjob

that means no one will bake

>>114467343
The fujo didn't think that far ahead.

>>114467368
actually that means whoever made this thread has to?

I still owe JJ a (non-transferable) blowjob from last year.

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