A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!Morning Doki! Edition~>Her Youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird>Her Twitch channelhttps://www.twitch.tv/dokibird>Her VOD channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs>Her Twitterhttps://twitter.com/dokibird>Her Shophttps://dokimerch.com/>All her songs!https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL14fhSPKPOyyar-awcF7npfNB1uFeOPqC>STREAM The Final Heist MVhttps://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I>STREAM Dokibird's Girlfriend Coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Bhpy8mD4k>Check out the Wildcard Club!https://www.youtube.com/@the_wildcard_club>OP Saucehttps://x.com/HeptaxN/status/2092483608665796839Previous thread: >>114352390>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEthttps://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7whttps://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwUhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery>Fanart Vaulthttps://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQhttps://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw>Our Divegrass team pagehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/>Emotes!https://duckautomata.github.io/dokimotes/>Doki resources!https://www.duck-automata.com/>Thread template. Use this for baking!https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)
Schedule!
dorkybirb
>>114389533Sexo
dorkbird love
>>114389533Bird Tummy...
>>114389533Tummy!
>>114390500More sexual Selen tummy
Members frame is up!
>>114391016Nice
>>114391016nice!
>>114390560>purple pubic hair
>>114390500>>114390560DRAGON SEX
https://x.com/dokibird/status/2092749298740195380
>>114393403I use the mousepad Doki's got in her description for FPS streams (Artisan), they do have a collab with at least one guy and I'd buy the shit out of a Doki collab from them, especially since the collab they did is just a flat color with a signature next to where the brand is. So for Doki I'd imagine it'd just be a yellow mousepad with her signature.
Doki soon
She's setting up something...
Latebird
>>114394514>>114394787she said it will be worth it
she's cooking!
GET EXCITED BITCHES
Starting!
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-onrYVB7OY
>>114394948IT IS TIME AND I AM EXCITE
DOKI LIVE
now!
WOAH
SHE'S SO CUTE
IT WAS WORTH IT
Damn, she cooked
audio needs to be some scratched-ass crunchy shit playing at like 8khz to be authentic lol
aaaaaaaaa!
>>114395157With occasional distortion artifacts
she's loading up all the plugins lmao
Consider the following: at least half of /vt/ never used VHS
we realplayer now!
>>114395212true but pretty much none of those people are here watching doki since the sloppy sister base is a bunch of uncs
she's so cute! i really love this outfit! aaaaaa!
>>114395212Do I count if I was a toddler and my parents just put it on for me? I technically didn't "use" it
>>114395212i used it even tho i'm a zoomer
>>114395324I'll accept it, if only to feel a little less old
the only two streamers I watch are doki and vinny, so I agree that the ideal time to do setup and troubleshoot tech issues is once the stream has already started
>>114395212I'm 24 and I watched a bunch of things on VHS when I was at my grandma's house, I watched that fuckass spy kids 3D movie at least 4 times
>professional streamer
>Doki trying to figure out technology
I feel like these instructions are pretty straight forward
>>114395907I'm assuming the app part is the problem.Or something dumb like she forgot to put batteries in.
>tfw you paid money to watch a cackling chinese canadian woman try to get a modern iteration of the nintendo power glove to work for over an hour
>>114396050money well spent!
>>114395605based
>>114396050Yes, and I will spend more.
>>114396050Best money ever spent in my life
Doki...
T POSE
doki is asserting her dominance!
How on earth did she manage that?
She looks like she's been hanged.
>>114396518no....
>>114396518Mami cosplay
>welcome to edging, without a pay offlol
>>114395907>>114395946Looking at their website... I'm actually siding with Doki on this one.https://www.stretchsense.com/>not clear about what what models of gloves are which>not clear about what what models of gloves they've previously made>not clear about what what models of gloves are available and/or supported>tons of wanky graphics and wording all over the website>very little technical specifications. What's there is vague>no downloadable user guides>the actual use guide/manual is on their "knowledge base" shared workspace thingAll of this screams low-effort investor-bait Silicon Valley type start-up to me.
Peak members content
>>114396795To be honest I would be fine if the whole stream was this and we didn't get to the karaoke just for the laughs.
>>114396750yeah, the site is in thr wrong here
>>114396846having a karaoke stream contain no karaoke whatsoever would definitely be a doki moment
>bleh cute!
>TongueCUTE
Doki why.
this is cute in a cringe way
I actually don't mind the dude's songs now realizing how the industry fucked him up. Grown ass women were predatory toward him too and people were ok with it
I completely forgot about that song until now...
hell yeah!
>>114397247
EUbird
Yeah, me
me?
>>114397558>>114397563
She's giving me the side eye...she hates me...
>>114397869She's just taking a quick nap.
d.a.d. is bigger...
Big boi
>>114398026>>114398033fat FUCK
lmao
kek
Sexo
sexybird...
>shirt offSEXO
>face close to the screen i'm actually blushing...
Is that the Bearlen bgm?
doki is so fucking cute
frenchbird
It's been so long since I watched the little mermaid, that I completely forgot about that french chef song.
i'm actually getting shy with her up close to the screen like this...
but doki, it's wednesday
Tail~!
Wish she could take request so i could recommend this masterpieces right here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAWvvE9w6Po
So close!
>>114398693Whateveer that thing is, it puts the 'C' in raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42awuPx06e8Far superior
AWW MAN
>>114398693I'd probably request the combination pizza hut and taco bellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04This god awful ear worm has been stuck in my head for years
My bro can't be this goddamn cute
Oh no brosoh no
bouncy bird!
Bye Doker....
Good night, Doki!Love you!
I miss Doki already...
bye, dorkbird...
Until next time, Doki...
Alright guys. Time for bed. Goodnight.
>>114399451GN goon o7
>>114399451Sleep well dragoon
>>114399451Rest well Dragoon!
>>114400640Bearlen!
Dokiiiii bear!
>>114401086 I've no idea whether this still works because KurobaEx seems to have fucked up and I can't be bothered to get on my PC at this early hour of the day.
>>114401182IT WORKS>IT WORKS
>>114401198Nice
>>114399451GN goon.
Slightly random, but U-san's playthrough of Metal Gear Solid Delta is up there with Doki's for how unhinged it is, but no Mint to encourage them to kill everyone in their path.
>>114402369Minto the murderhobbo...
>>114401182Man, what a classic soundpost.Selen Bear LOVE.
>>114402369Lol
>>114405585Dokitty!
Frame up bros!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAZC9V2tCw
>>114407700Checked and nice
Dude Optimus' VA died too... Doki probably knows already
>>114408710o7
>>114408710RIP o7
>>114408710No... everyone is dying lately... (Tim Curry o7)
>>114408710Always in threes... o7
>>114407700Nice!
Doker soon
D.A.D....
>>114410195>I will cause her to have a meltdown by not pooping. Bow to me mortals
lil brat
Tall doki?
>>114410249His weakness btw
The leaderboard... it's so over...
DAD...
STARTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAZC9V2tCw
Now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAZC9V2tCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAZC9V2tCwnow!
>
What if the guy just did a one time research thing and he'll never update the leaderboards?
>>114410488>>114410499>>114410506FAT FUCK
>>114410488>>114410499>>114410506brat!
>>114410511I'm almost certain that is the case...
No rights for clankers
>robots have no rights, and i hope they never do - dokibird
https://x.com/DuckBurger4/status/2092544919709872344
>Ok I'm starting to see the appeal of an olympics where the athletes just explodes and die all the timehttps://x.com/EHuanglu/status/2092487733096956261https://x.com/DuckBurger4/status/2092544919709872344?s=20
Lolhttps://x.com/EHuanglu/status/2092487733096956261https://x.com/DuckBurger4/status/2092544919709872344
The moment humantroons actually make a sentient robot, they will be replaced since>Synthetic life >>>>> Biological life
No robosex for me
>>114410579>>114410589>>114410593kek
>>114410579>>114410589>>114410593JESAS>>114410598the geth did nothing wrong
Is this how we get Real Steel?
>>114410612Don't worry goon, Westminster has decided that's a dangerous tweet, and we're better off not being able to see it. Our MPs only have our best interests in mind.
>They are trying to teach the robots how to fuckhttps://x.com/kirawontmiss/status/2092468078302863536
>>114410628>spoilerUnicornically this. They really didn't. One of the possible endings of ME3 shows that. They just wanted to live. However I'm not so sure about the morality of creating new life if humanity does eventually create sentient AI - I really don't know whether that's a good thing.
>>114410655I found something crazier last night LOL
She's so tilted lmao
doki should play desdlock with laimu and snuffy
>>114410849DARK EVILGOON
>>114410849EVILGOON
>You can always go BIGGER
https://x.com/ElPochum/status/2092707056600138055?s=20
https://x.com/RSGabe1/status/2092769894433759311?s=20
https://x.com/resellingnews/status/2093078028528300135
>>114411850>>114411871Good luck if you want to get something lmao
It should be legal to shoot resellers in the back of the head
>>114411940Based
>>114411850>>114411871>>114411884holy cringe
Fujobird cannot be stopped
It's over...
this dog pooping play by play is why I tune into a Dokibird stream
>THE POOP WINDOW ID CLOSING
>>114412529It's definitely a highlight
How much pee can the fucker store?
IT'S SO OVER
I burst out laughing
Scoop, human, scoop
and end scenea tragedy in one act
Ayo is he sick?
>>114412654Aren't we all?
See Dragoons?, catCHADS are way better than dogSHARTS
>>114412683Based and True. Fact checked by true CatCHADs.
>>114412529>I'm in an irl unskippable cutscene rnI don't know why but I actually laughed out loud reading that, it's an incredibly funny line.
>>114412683Cats will encourage you to scritch them and then randomly bite or scratch you. Dogs make it very clear how they're feeling. Fuck cats.
>>114412834CatCHADs are of strong will and resolve to handle an apex chad predator. If you want to hear about feelings, go subscribe to the Lifetime channel.
>>114412683After growing up in a city that was infested with incredibly aggressive stray dogs, I don't think I could ever bring myself to like them.
>>114412980Still better than being near one single SHITbull named Princess
>>114412529BRAT
>>114412683cats give you schizophrenia tho
>>114413296>t.assblasted birdfag
>>114413335NTA but if we're gonna bring up birds, crows mog the shit out of cats, as they should
>>114413335erm, i'm a goldfishGOD
>>114413401
>>114413335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-pB1R64mI
he is just a bit drunk
>>114413335>>114413401ENTER
Walter....
You found... a friend...
walter...
Damn, I guess she's going to do it all in one go!
>>114413956NICE
Is it my shit ISP or the chat has been connecting/disconnecting all the time for the rest too... The fact that it has happened before to me due to both my ISP and youtube's spagetti code doesn't help to know which one is it this time
>>114413986seems fine for me, but it could be a regional issue
FOOD
>>114414200yay!
Really hoping she gets and streams the R-18 DLC once it's available
>>114414911SEX WITH THIS BLUE DOKITTY
>>114414911sex
>>114414911Dokiblue Sexo
Allmind BTW
>>114415339she's hot
>>114414911sexo but I have a feeling she's not gonna do that
Wildcard Club auditions are closing soon. I wonder who's getting in. Lots of auditions all over twitter and youtube
>>114415339WIFE DETECTED
!
>>114414911>R-18 DLC once it's availablei will tell the modders at once
>>114420983Magical dragon TAIL.
>>114420983Selen!
Doki and Laimu were right, Rem gets fucked up in Deadlock. I got grabbed and thrown into the enemy base
>>114421585I feel an extreme urge to punt all Rems
>>114421585Lmao
>>114421585I play Rem a lot and the easy way to win lane is to buy Monster Rounds as your very first item, kill enemy minions as fast as possible, buff your team's minions with your 3 so your enemy has a harder time clearing lane, and then support your lane partner so they don't die. you'll win lane 100% of the time with this as long as your lane partner is competent.
>>114422231Literally just got out of a game where my Apollo was constantly going in by himself. I give him everything and the kitchen sink and he runs into the whole enemy team.I don't wanna play this game anymore
>>114422413He's just roleplayingalso the true MOBA experience of getting locked into a game that somehow lasts 45m+ that you know you lost 10 minutes in when your lane partner exits the safe nest of your winning the lane for them and spectacularly fucking explodes, never grasping why
>>114422435one reason i like fighting games is that match lasts 1-3 minutes and there's no teammates or chat
>>114422901One reason I like single-player games is that the only retard I have to deal with is myself
>>114421524good porn
>>114422435This is what killed my interest in the genre in the end. It's just such a waste of time and people greatly overstate the frequency and cool factor of comebacks, especially when one or more people being stupid is the whole reason why either going behind or catching back up happen in the first place.
>>114422283Sleepy...
lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kl-vAaFreA
>>114424291Doki...
OL Doki
>>114422435Deadlock is surprisingly designed to make comebacksThat said, if you have a turbo retard on your team, there's no way to save that>Waiting room postedPredictions on the announcement?
Frame up Bros!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXcYWLIwy4E
>>114427916>Sloppy SistersThis is Peak
>>114427916Nice
>>114427916Nice!
>>114427916big thick veiny throbbing girthy announcement
>>114427916They're going to have an orgy
>>114427469I think what the goon mentioned a while ago - university themed merch.
>>114427469>Predictions on the announcement?Jeana merch
>sloppy universityheh, I'm already pre-registered for Doki and Snuffy's class, good luck getting in after the announcement losers
>>114412683My cat literally learned how to pee in the toilet on his own and never needed kitty litter for his sandbox, literally shitted in raw plastic and peed in the toilet he fell in one time but was fine
>>114429683>spoilerPoor kitty...
Announcement is that Sloppies are getting married to each other for tax benefits btw sorry for spoiling
>>114429683>spoilerNAUR...
>>114429840>>114430020it's fine he was saved and washed like 10 seconds after that incident and it was I think summer so his clumsy ass got to sunbathe
>>114429932I believe you because that sounds like something Doki would come up with
>https://x.com/Kalm_ol/status/2093332298280358311
>https://x.com/HiddenNickx/status/2093052209097572455
>https://x.com/itsjustfrel/status/2093039127184773427
>https://x.com/iam_cryo/status/2092088618190045261
>>114431725>>114431763>>114431822>>114431846She's so pretty and cute...
Too drunk and nicotine'd up to make it to the stream, vod it is for me
>https://x.com/koumorialyss/status/2090882720067186737
>>114432218Drunkgoon...
>>114432235I'm just 3 7% beers in too but nicotine fucks me up good, one of the reasons I can't quit, I'd have to stop drinking too for at least a month
https://www.jeanadraws.com/collections/sloppy
>>114433265knew it
>>114433265site's down now
>>114432261>I'm just 3 7% beers inYou're absolutely an American, Canadian, or Asian. That's an embarrassingly small amount to get drunk from. And in terms of your smoking - try vaping. Yes I'm aware it makes you look a bit like a zoomer faggot but I've now gone teo years without smoking a cigarette thanks to vaping. It helps.>>114433265Jeana...
Since starting today Doki 2.0 lived longer than Selen I thought about rewatching the ourple dragon debut stream and holy shit, she sounds almost like an entirely different person
>>114433990I have a friend who quit smoking after 14 years thanks to vaping, which helped him gradually cut back and then eliminate nicotine. So yeah, as lame as it looks it can actually help
>>114433992Yeah it was really jarring to hear again after so long with how she currently sounds
>>114433992I know Selen would be so proud.
>>114434431I still miss the purple dragon so much... That model was so fucking peakAnd don't get me wrong, Doki is good, but the dragon was on a whole different levelAt least we recently had eepy doki and punk rock doki which are so so good
>>114434431
>>114434431>learn and get better at Japanese>just fucking call Mint, who will be wrongclose enough
The leaderboard...
STARTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXcYWLIwy4E
NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXcYWLIwy4E
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXcYWLIwy4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXcYWLIwy4Enow!
>Intro cut short just to try and beat Mint to startingKek
>>114434719Competitivebird...
>national big boobs day
Happy big boobs day, bros
BIG BOOBA DAY
>they've seen the meme
I imagine Doki wearing those big round asian girl glasses
>doki was half blind for for almost a year
blindbird...
>>114434865>>114434874That explains so much
>>114434850cute
>laimu leaking the announcement almost immediately
>>114434938Lies Malicious...
Oh, we're past bump limit. Any baker?
>>114434968I can bake if no one else is available to
>>114434938
>>114434982If evil why hot?
>the holocaust beam
>Doki once again brings up the Holocaust beamShe loves this bit lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-JVvCrGC8>Wooden gun
>I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaursBased
>the Peter Parker cycle
The Paul saga was so fucking funny
>>114435130>>114435135LMAO
>the spiderman cuck saga
I think I found what Mint's talking about btwhttps://www.tiktok.com/@dom45691/video/7602485316062022925
>>114435213Kek
Btw the site is live, lmao
it's up https://www.jeanadraws.com/collections/sloppy
>>114435293The Dokibag is actually cool, same with the Snuffy one
>>114435293$1193 if you want it allare you sloppy enough?
>what is a pregnant pause?I love my room temp IQ oshi
It's live btw
Holy shit Mint
The logo is so fucking cute
Huh nice, I didn't know you can do that on Youtube
>>114435480Oh yeah that's a feature they added a few months ago
i love these dummies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ZMgCFRDJY
We're...ducks?
>snuffy called us duckslol
>>114435605No we are dragoons silly
snuffy called us ducks...
Little sad we didn't get the concept Laimu jacket design, would've worn the shit out of the pink hood
>>114435135>rewrite DNA on the flyHow about rewriting DNA on the cockroach ?
>people in chat not realizing it's a preorder Like oshi like chat
Fredbird
Might get the varsity jacket and bag. Definitely getting the keychain
The collection is a bit heavy on the yellow, but it fits, and it used to be my favorite color so I can't really complain
relying on that laimu carry
Reminder that in proper English what D.A.D. did yesterday in the park was diarrhoea
Why do Britons call any dialectal divergence from Received Standard an "Americanism?" Pretty sure positive anymore is also found in Ireland and probably parts of Britain.
>laimu private tutoring >minto sex ed>doki physical ed
>>114436096Redcoats aren't the smartest tools in the shed please understand
>>114436096Because they are right.Every time I hear an American speak, they speak like niggers.>Ayo>Bruh>deadass>cuhI rather have the bong with funny accent or a Scottish guy calling me "cunt" every five words than an Amerimutt.
>laimu going incognito and login on gaia online
Laimu learns Doki might be one generation younger than her
But Mint, this whole stream has been Peak from the start
>PhD in bullshittery
>>114436144only turbozoomers talk like that in the US
>>114436144I hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>>114436144How do young idiots speak in your country? I can't imagine they're all perfectly well spoken gents.
>>114436144ayo, you're like deadass cappin', bruhlike, unc straight up mad, y'all, no matter with keep bussin along, ya
>>114436144>or a Scottish guy calling me "cunt" every five wordshttps://youtu.be/43j87Wkp0DE?si=vWa01mJ1868R_S0u
it took a while but they've finally brought laimu down to their level of dum
Doki really needs to back up her Vtuber stuff and do a complete OS reinstall, she has some bullshit in her drives for sure LOL
>>114436497Or just buy another Windows key!
>>114436413yep, lol
>>114436514Doki...
>>114436413they're sucking out laimu's IQ...
>>114436413The brain drain takes time lol
Doki and Snuffy making out, get captcha, submit post
Threesome with Doki and Snuffy!
Doki and Snuffy having Sex live onstream
The funniest thing is seeing the fugis moving
>>114436679>>114436704Mmm based?.
They are NOT playing peak today
Godfucking dammit mint, why is she like this
Sloppy sisters civil war...
>>114436836The Doki Union vs. the Minto Confederacy...
>>114436836Mint WILL rape Doki so I expect Snuffy to RAPE the Ferret to be equally strong.
>>114436929>>114436929>>114436929Fresh bread is here! Baked now because I have to sleep now.
>>114436958Ty, baker
>>114436958Thanks bread maker!
>>114436958Thanks, baker! Good night!
>>114436958Thanks breadmaker.
>>114436958Thank you, breadmaker
>>114436958thanks baker
>>114436958thank you
o7
