does anyone have that clip of her talking about how she doesn't buy poor people ice cream, she's never been to a walmart and she spends lot on food? genuinely the most werdly arousing shit i have ever seen a woman do

Lumi said concert is going to be live. Bold move. Fingers crossed.

>>114403120
I remember her sating $12-13k on food yearly.

>>114403164
that's mid to upper class prices
yet, for all that money, she still can't find love.

Lumi is for recreational use only

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[The Lumi Report]
she said she wanted to rape me with a strapon and press her breasts up against my back while she thrusted in as deep as she could and force me to acknowledge that i was an owned little bitch

why am i like this bros

>>114403156
worst case scenario, she trips, and gets back up again. this way we get to actually be part of the journey of a retarded woman's quest to become a cartoon idol. it's sweet and very lumi

>>114403120
found it if anyone cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGtuJtVBObU

>>114403120
>>114404637
From what I hear from Americans the lowest quality Euro stuff is very close to the premium American shit so I would also splurge on that even if I was a poor. But that experience can also be: thing, Europe

Is Lumi's personality faker now or when she was in cyberlive?

btw high five to whoever posted the bratty anal with lumi voca, we need your hard work

>>114405168
define fake. seriously. it seems like an easy word but it isn't, particularly here (because autism makes it impossible to assume first priciples) and because performing has a nuance to it that can make for authenticity even if it isnt something you'd see day to day in person

>>114405730
Well she doesn't talk like this anymore https://files.catbox.moe/5vmf2j.webm

it occurs to me that lumi is so technically inept that humoring certain fanservice requests requires her to go to a guy and ask, despite the tremendous mutusl effort to keep it platonic, for help collecting and organizing goon soundbites.
autistic incels would call that cucked, but I am gonna go with peak deg. we need more of this in her life

>>114405750
that voice was created for very schizo reasons to keep her old friends off her trail and because she thought it was what people wanted to hear. her curren voice is probably the true aspirational short haired tomboyish brat voice she wants. so in that sense, much more so now.
as to the words, that was a moment of extreme honesty that we practically never see anymore thanks to the perverts who express their obsessiom with sex by pretending to hate it.
ngl, I didnt see that clip before until relatively recently, but intuiting that vibe and knowing what to do with it was one of the reasons pre-project-fully-emotionally-invested-in-parasocial-chat-relationship lumi was so much fun to play with. she's just a lumi.

>>114405750
She was a cute 22 year old woman there now she is a used up old dry shriveled 30 year old woman anon her voice changed to fit the times if she could sound like her old self she would. It would enchant so many single men but that dream is dead and gone.

>>114405867
>ngl, I didnt see that clip before until relatively recently
Kek schizo armchair retards are newfags

>>114406132
not really, just not a clip watching retard and dont have the time to watch what little of cyberlive survived in the archive. the only thing I feel remotely stupid about was from much earlier, but that would arguably be unfair.
also, keep in mind, the more you describe accurate remarks as armchair nonsense, the more you associate the term with yourself.
I'm schzo so you should do the opposite to make your point clear.

>>114406723
Cope more I was there you werent kek nothing you say has any value, newfag.

>>114406825
oh hi schizo baker, what brings you to lemon today? actually nvm, I dont care

>>114405750
Because it's not 2021 anymore

>>114406991
I have literally never baked a thread and wont until someone pays me fuck that shit, what is wrong with you?

>>114407616
don't care, no one ever will

>>114407786
Okay schizo baker

>adult with 8 year old's fixation with genitals
>therefore tranny
>schizobaker known tranny
>anon's 8 year old fixation with "I know you are but what am I?"
>therefore schizobaker
I'd tell you to eat a dick if you still had one or figure out how to apply basic theory of mind and game theory to trolling because you are shit at spotting feigned vs actual weakness

>>114407895
Take your meds krampus.

>>114408158
>reeeeeeeee

>>114402362
That girl sure can dance

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Come watch Ember
https://youtu.be/9jZimVut-FM

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>>114409444
Ember’s GFE game is too strong, stronger than even Lumi’s

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>>114402362
Dizzy is the better dancer

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there's nothing sexier than a woman proudly owning her turbobottomness as a source of confidence

>>114410351
Dizzy has to slut it up to even get a fraction of attention Lumi gets.

>>114410538
dizzy should try to atone for her slutty behavior by posting highly goonable lumi secret shames for us to entertain ourselves with while she is gone. that would show her!

>>114407895
>>114406991
You lost KEK

>>114410950
what does it mean? that whole series of tweets felt like gibberish

>Lumi is currently sharing a hotel room with Starbro
I don't know if we should be worried.

>>114411359
I would honestly be content with just assuming they are fucking since it's just incest, but let's be real. a male lumi isn't gonna just say fuck it, slap her a few times, and get on with what's been a long time coming.

>>114407895
>muh theory of mind
>muh game theory
Top pseud lol

>>114411539
when you arent retarded you just do the things. these words were invented to help convey complexity to midwits like you.

>>114412236
pick up your smut

What is the best evidence that lumi is actually married with 2 kids?

>>114412287
>blue nips
hot

>>114412505
>Anon submits motion to invoke In Camera Imaginaria

>>114412643
>>114412643
anon's motion is denied with prejudice for repeated failure to state a claim.

>>114412287
she really can't keep getting away with it! yay

>>114412505
If iron mouse can be 40 with a 19 year old kid, I can see lumi being a single mom who doesn't pay child support.

>>114414391
>iron mouse can be 40 with a 19 year old kid
Iron mouse is like 25 max, stop giving the antis leverage

>>114414391
>Christ rose from the dead
>????
>ergo lumi could be a high priestess
nigger what

>>114414459
>>114414464
https://x.com/Tectone_Updates/status/2093020547651391499

Don't listen to Tectone of all people, not only is he fucking dumb but he lies constantly for no reason

>>114414607
yeah I just love lumi and pointing out absurd leaps of logic. the veracity of random rrats here is incidental. that's more of a mainland thing she totally wants to fuck her brother tho, frfr

>>114414571
I can't even turn the audio on on this dogshit platform

>>114414607
Ironmouse in that clip says she has a kid. That ain't no fake rrat anon. We all need to realize there's more to lumi's brother than her being a sex pest to him.

>>114414391
>>114414571
>>114414607
>>114414798
I don't like tectone or iron mouse but just to give my thoughts on this:
It seems like there is no actual proof it's ironmouse in the video, which is why tectone is so confused. He later "confirms" this by seeing on her wiki page that she used that same model.

In my mind that is too much to simply be a coincidence but I suppose there is like a 5% chance it was a generic model and someone else was using it?

In any case we know lumi isn't 40 with a child, it would make a lot of her past behavior extremely pathetic.

>>114414877
There isn't any doubt it is her, but there are many conclusions being drawn. This is something you inevitably stumble upon once you start trawling through loremaster threads but the gist of it is: Nobody knows if she just did it for attention and what's the deal with larping as bubble boy for so many years?

>>114414877
>In any case we know lumi isn't 40 with a child, it would make a lot of her past behavior extremely pathetic.
We can't prove anything. If ironmouse can do it so can lumi. She might not have a kid but what about a husband or a ex husband? There's that clip of her saying she has a secret she's willing to share after being graduated for 10 years, what would that secret be? Take your guesses.

>>114414965
>Something that would make Gumis sad but in a good way
>Gumis would be sad over a kid?
>Gumis would be sad over age?
>Gumis would be sad over ethnicity?
>Gumis would be sad over a fake degree?
What exactly would make Gumis sad?

>>114414965
>>114415095
I don't think there is anything she can say to surprise me, I firmly believe she is well over the age of 30 and in a relationship since she has fucked up too many times.

Don't forget that Lumi would be like 38 years old and unemployed for a decade pursuing a career in streaming of all things with a fucking kid, are you retarded?

>>114415129
totally fine as secondary income

>>114415141
what does she do? work nights at the factory?

>>114414877
>It seems like there is no actual proof it's ironmouse in the video
It's from an actual interview from 2018. It's hard to find since anytime it pops up it gets scrubbed from the internet. Especially when vshojo was still around.

>>114415159
Why the fuck would she say it though? Was the meta not as well established back then?

>>114415159
what is she gonna do? hold up an ID with her png?

>>114415179
Vtubers were very niche back then especially in the west. So the rules for idol culture in western vtubing weren't stablished yet.

>>114415179
That's when we circle back to >>114414940
>Nobody knows if she just did it for attention and what's the deal with larping as bubble boy for so many years?
She said it in an interview for clout because it's something she's never talked about before but apparently everyone else in her circle knew about it

>>114415234
It's 100% her. The voice is a dead give away.

you guys are disappointingly retarded at times

I just know that the second I hear about Lumi taking care of her "nephew" or "niece" that its actually definitively over.

>>114415329
If you have the time, study for one year or two at a community college and submit a paper

>>114415399
I'm good with just the one doctorate, thank you tho

>>114415122
>I firmly believe she is well over the age of 30 and in a relationship since she has fucked up too many times.
Anyone who ever heard about lumi's childhood for 2 minutes knows she grew up as an early 2000s kid. There's a stream from a few years ago where Lumi and Airi talked about growing up with anime in the 2000s. What her age is is up for debate. She could be 28-36 for what I gathered.
The boyfriend thing is up for debate. Everyone here knows about the Oblivion incident and that's up for debate who it actually was. She mentioned other things during that time implying she's the only one living at her apartment. Like forgetting to throw away leftovers before her trip and it being full of mold. I would have to hear what other fuck ups were there to imply her having a boyfriend.

>>114414877
>He later "confirms" this by seeing on her wiki page that she used that same model.
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Ironmouse/Models

>>114415487
The oblivion crisis (lol) itself actually wasn't that big of a deal, but her handling of it was a massive red flag.
As a reminder she lied about the vod having been posted already, feigned ignorance when chat told her it wasn't up, but then a few minutes later when asked again she said that it needed to be edited and will go up soon. Why would her initial reaction be to lie?
And the editing is dishonest as well.

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Lumi is being a bitch for refusing to let Uruka date Starbro. They’re around the same age, Starbro is ururka’s ideal man, and it will help the both of them. Ururka is already having baby fever and wants to get married, why is Lumi getting in the way of their love?

>>114415813
I'm sure you'll tell us
vagueposting king

>>114415813
I uhh think he isn't interested for a variety of reasons

>>114415813
Uruka was around 24 and starbro was 19 or 20. It wasn't lumi who said no it was Uruka. She said she didn't want to date someone who is at the "figuring out adulthood age range."

>>114415592
yeah, it seems whoeever was in charge of wrangling her back then either completely shit the bed and pulled a nixon turning scandal he was innocent of into cover up he was complicit in.
however, there is also the possibility that she knew that would hsppen and did it anyways. which means she was covering for something we are not aware of; because if that was intentional there is no way it was a boyfriend yab given how it was almost comically painted as such.
regarsless, sperging out about women talking to men is mentally ill, getting butt hurt at a vtuber for putting her entire life on hold over kayfabe is retarded, getting mad about lying is reasonable to an extent. she isnt lying about something as substantive to her character as having a boyfriend.
it is sort of just silly hearing people argue otherwise. if it wasnt in the category of offering autists inauthentic reps, then it was likely opsec, at which point any remotely reasonable person would consider the matter closed.

>>114415592
Would she be worried if his profile linked back to one of his irl accounts and in return doxed her? The cover up made it worse for sure.

>>114416225
Yeah fair. FWIW I'm not butthurt or anything, I just think there have been enough signs that she likely isn't single but I don't particularly care, mostly because I would never give her any money.

>>114416268
if you can do math then you know why it isnt helpful to show your work.

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>>114416048
>>114416101
Why do you cover for Lumi this hard?

>>114416317
I'm not going to be mean over something my cruelty won't improve.

>>114416293
>I just think there have been enough signs that she likely isn't single
how is that possible with her working 7 days a week? if that was the case I would expect her to spend less time streaming and more time trying to start a family.

>>114416724
Anon please read >>114414391

>>114416724
Lumi never went to a friend's wedding in China. It was her own wedding.

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>>114417777
quads of truth

>>114416101
Bullshit. Women go after boys at 19 and 20 to mold them into their ideal man. Uruka would have done the same thing.

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What I got from this that lumi love us more than her kid and boyfriend. Streaming 8-12 hours, going on trips to Japan with her coworkers for days on end, and doing hours of off stream work. All to make chat happy.

>>114417777
I'm tired of Phase bf yabs...

>>114420015
lumi good. make happy.

>>114420063
the easiest way to avoid them is to stop making them up

>>114420088
what if it's the only way I can get off?

>>114420158
depends, which phasers do you most want to see cum?

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>>114420196

>>114420234
you have my permission to imagine me fucking lumi. just dont be weird about it.

>>114420088
There true though. We wouldn't lie.

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Lumi is mogging her baby brother and everyone else on the plane.

>>114421374
She's joining the mile high club with her brother

>>114421819
she allegedly flies like a gross poor for reasons that are poorly understood. it's hard enough to get handjob in first class, unless it's a proper international with sealed little seating pods. idk how they'd find a way to fuck with barely enough room to scratch your balls and loads of people looking. even the toilets are tiny and always have someone hovering around and noticing.

why did lumi went to nepal before going to china

>>114416048
You’re telling me Starbro wouldn’t fuck Uruka given the chance and get himself a tradwife?

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https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2093051406165082465

>>114421865
Lumi is definitely a lot closer to being poor than rich, nowhere close to first class.

>>114423073
yes

>wake up in middle of the night
>need to pee
>toilet
>genuine desire to piss on lumi suddenly spawns in
this is why you don:t indulge fetishes ironically. also fuck you lumi

>>114423073
Shes a 3 hes a 10 be real

>>114416724
>working 7 days a week
She doesnt even stream as long as she used to and weekends are hard limited by time now. Dont be a retard.

>>114424620
Ever since Oblivion she's totally checked out and has just been phoning it in for a paycheck

>>114424620
That's because she's been taking more classes. She's definitely getting tired of starbro and is looking for someone new.

>>114424605
well at least I didn't say it myself

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>>114424605
There’s always Dizzy, Ember, Jelly, Airi, Shiina, Hime, Pippa, Tenma, MariMari, Sleepy, panko, Runie, Eimi, Nitya, Bibi, Malice, Nasa, Lia, etc.

Why isn’t Lumi being a good older sister and setting him up with dates? Doesn’t she want to be an aunt and help her mom be a grandmother??

/lemon/ - Lumi's Brother's Penis Size General

>>114425413
why do you want to touch starbro's dick do badly anon?

>>114425340
can you off yourself instead of trying to pair up the whores brother with my oshi?

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Do you guys think I could seduce lumi by showing off my elite collection of private trackers?

>>114423073
uruka doesn't prefer way younger guys. Lumi should realize she's the best choice for him and stop trying to pimp him out

am I going to have to accept that lumi is a two part deal?

>>114426604
Yes

I quite enjoy Lumi's liveposting its very gfe.

>>114428770
oh I turned off notifs to her since she is gone not streaming I'm watching other girls

>>114428770
I find it a little adorkable how she's fishing for praise because she misses us

>>114428770
honestly? very based

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When is Lumi final going to stop masking and say she's autistic.

>>114429889
irony
the post

>>114428770
>>114428876
>>114429417
she hasnt said anything tho? if she wanted to eliminate the shadow of hoping your tardwife isnt melting down without realizing it like she does with food or needs a pat on the head or whatever, she isnt doing a good job

>>114430359
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2093169034023821807

>>114429889
she isn"t autistic. she's certainly had her brain kicked in the nuts a few times, and her autism adjacent behavior alongside irl experience wrangling has made her really good at putting autists at ease and making everyone feel yay.
she isnt an autist tho

>>114430387
that was yesterday reeee

>>114429920
chat reflex the streamer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEbDEi_oa3k

>>114434226
yay!

>>114434226
I like her cover of WGFD

>>114434226
I want to learn hypnosis just to experience lumi giving me this look shortly before I use her tits

which phase girls would lumi be insecure about us using to cum while she is gone?

>>114437179
Loki, Sinon, Runie,
the most put together, or confident or unashamedly encouraging

>>114437179
She hates Sleepy for stealing gumis during the Fyren incident

>>114437179
Honestly, Ember. Ember is so nice to us whenever Lumi is gone, and you can tell it makes Lumi seethe a bit because of it.

>>114437822
proof?

>>114437454
>>114437822
>>114437901
so lia and sinon are probably ntr of the "go ahead, just remember to record it so I can enjoy it form my chair" physical-use ntr rather than the "we can have threesomes because I'm not good enough and never will be, please don't leave me" emotional cucking variety?

>>114437179
Sinon most likely

>>114438118
hmmm I'm getting mixed messages

>>114439727
Lumi was the strategy streamer and the most consistent, then Clio joined and streamed for 14h a day playing 4X at a competent level. But she had singing and RTS to fall back on, with Sinon there's nothing. Sinon is younger, better at RTS, better at singing, is ok with gfe, better art skills. There's nothing concrete that Lumi has over her other than being funny or controversial and she must have realized it by now.

>>114440021
>There's nothing concrete that Lumi has over her other than being funny or controversial and she must have realized it by now.
Lumi has the expensive stripper whore model and constantly shows off her tits and crotch while making exaggerated sex moans

>>114440021
she isn't annoying about blowjobs either, which is nice. lumi needs to up her spreadsheet style targeted grooming game.

>>114440111
>exagerated sex moans
uhh anon, you might want to sit down. it's 2026. you've been asleep for 3 years

>>114440111
>the expensive stripper whore model
The one that cost a few hundred dollars and was used once because it's slop? The only sex happens on Wednesdays and it's like trying to masturbate to a faded picture of a 1930s swimsuit model next to a soviet era dishwasher and on the intercom some sperg is going on about how a particular type of squats is superior and life changing because the latest PHD had to write something to earn it.

Lumi is going to collab with a male soon. Shes already doing behind the scenes sessions with him.

>>114440962
>trying to masturbate to a faded picture of a 1930s swimsuit model next to a soviet era dishwasher and on the intercom some sperg is going on about how a particular type of squats is superior and life changing because the latest PHD had to write something to earn it
dear God man, that really sets the fucking scene. perhaps bleaker still, almost without hyperbole.
>expensive stipper whore model used once
?
>>114440988
I can assure you that woman is not getting laid

>>114441547
She’s alone in a hotel room with a man, how is she not getting laid?

>>114440988
She already did. We found out you had to read 4 books in the last 4 months to get a blowjob from her.

>>114441894
souce?
>>114441652
the most action she'd gonnna get is a silent awkward agreement to pretend not to notice each other gooning