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>Lumi is gone for a few days
>Her thread dies
No wonder she doesn’t trust us when we say we love her. You guys just scamper off to some other white like nothing.

>>114445341
I love her more than enough to talk to myself all day about it. it just wasn't my plan A and is made slightly more difficult with the self-imposed samefagging ban

Loving her is nothing but pain and misery

>>114445341
>talking about non-lumi vtubers
>talking about incest
yeah no don't want to bump that shit

>>114445961
unironic midwit anti

>>114446015
I've been to bumping the thread months ago until you retards starts adding random phase here
no point of doing it now

>>114446035
kek, I'm not talking about the off topic phaser posting or that retarded copper rodent drama, but fair

>Lumi is currently in a hotel room with a man and sleeping in the same bed
Why do we keep loving her?

>>114446370
your order of operations is backwards. you don't love what you dont trust for the things you consider important.
putting aside all of the menhera nonsense required to get to the point where a streamer can cuck you, how could you love someone to begin with if you didnt think she would do the right thing where it matters?
sure, lumi is a bit of an underpeforming retard on the intellectual level, (in the sense of her specific context, underperforming. not in the sense of whatever stupid shit chat is sperging out about). I know she wouldnt ever betray my trust.
so long as the hardware functions, I can fix stupid down to the most basic operating system software and wetware. I can fix fucked up prompts producing deletarious loops.
I can't fix something that doesnt adhere to rules. for all her autism about rules, it's the perceived arbitrariness that makes her sperg out. she loves rules. she can't fathom existing without them.
I can work with that. so why would I be afraid?

>>114446035
Wait, we hate Dizzy, Ember and Jelly now? What did they do?

>>114446536
>two whores and a lost child
I don't know

I have just become aware that lia did a puppy play stream.
given lia is lumi's baby, lumi needs to be punished for her selfish vacations, their mutual sexual attraction, and this anon's understanding that they would make for a perfect threeway, I think it is obvious that a chat fully ignored lumi-lia puppy-collab must now happen.
it's as simple as spawning in for a schizo tuesday together, let lia say something about lumi ignoring her for chat, ignore the errmm ahmm takes, and just do it.

I don't see the correlation between the 2 but you're using that justification to shit the thread

>>114446845
You lost KEK

>lumi isnt here for the rain
why does that mske me sad

I'm still trying to figure out how lumi has time for us and pegging starbro.

>>114450507
okay, see, that's just gross

/lemon/ - Lumi's Brother's Penis Size General

>>114450545
Go tell that to lumi when she gets back then. Starbro is a sensitive young man and lumi is trying to change that.

>>114450598
you retards are embarrassing as fuck making her brother a fixture in these threads. holy fuck you are a dumb retard faggot. the only time her brother should be discussed is when bringing up the topic of oblivion.

>>114451246
or incest

>>114450598
that's true, but he has been correcting her ever since he was old enough to hold a stick. she knows her place

>>114451246
stop bullying the gumi or I will take it upon myself to be extremely annoying. given your reaponse here, that alone will tweak you out.

you're the only one here sperging about incest shit non-stop

>>114452280
it's not me you autistic retard

incest is based thus lumi is based

true

>flight delayed until late
>finally arrive
>visiting parents
>dad blasting piank concerto through 200k speakers
I need to hurry up and collar me a lumi. if only to exhibit her on the piano. I know that makes her butt hurt but maybe if I stick a vibrator in and make it a sex thing or she just has someone she wants to impresss

>>114453104
Sounds humiliating.

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https://youtu.be/TEbDEi_oa3k

weeby dork wife fun!

>>114453677
for whom? the one sleeping in or the one converting electronic back to acoustic?

>>114453821
very cool

>>114453821
Cute

>>114453821
Meatokki and Kusumi Kyun's cover mogs lumi's tbqh

Lumi is having fun without us

>>114456698
I hired some etsy witches to curse her with a bad time don't worry about it little gumi.

>>114457034
nta but you're the man

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her pfp makes it look like she's picking up the phone a crying mess. hot.

When you're having sex with Lumi and you rub her asshole with the tip and start to push it in
https://vocaroo.com/1gjw7Kr7NfmY

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I keep forgetting that Lumi is weak to the sun

>>114457816
thank you for your service. now all we need to edit in an "owww owww ow okay okay" or similar forced acceptance noiss and loop it into the workout mix

what would it take for lumi to relentlessly rape me with a strapon but with genuine contempt for my entire existence

>>114458112
depends. if you're a dude, getting her to the point where she would even begin to entertain the desire to peg you would require her to already have utter contempt for you.
if you're a woman, she'd need some stern male encouragment to get started. once she does get going, just say something horrible enough for her to deperson you. she has more than enough repressed rage towards women built up in her. the second you give her an excuse to turn off empathy and view you as a thing? she won't stop until you you're a broken mess.

>>114458112
probably like 10k usd

>>114458112
I don't think she'd do it unless you needed prostate orgasms for research

lumi and dizzy should kiss.

/lemon/ - Lumi's Brother's Penis Size And Prostate Orgasm General

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You guys are cucks, I'm on a date with Lumi right now.

i miss loomers kinda maybe

>>114460436
I'd feel less shame cleaning my onahole after use than I would cleaning up the second plate and putting away the merch

>>114460581
All that proves is that you don't love Lumi like I do

>>114460662
well yeah I unoshi'd her so I guess so

>>114460436
What would Lumi think of this if she saw this?

>>114462590
Mostly amusement

>>114460062
lumi has a well documented submissive little micropenis. does this apply?

>>114460436
Hopefully you're parents didn't walk in on that.

lumi owes me needy tweets

>>114467315
My etsy witch curses have her struggling to maintain her sanity right now you get no tweets.

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>>114467411
bitch only has to make it for another hour or so.
also, if she murdered julie andrews she would be in for the not fun type of rape

>>114445305
cute dork

wait is this just the bachelorette party? the bitch is already married and she's doing another party and another wedding, SEPERATELY? oh damn. lumi needs to be more social but making her do the same planning shit for the wedding as the party is sorta fucked

>>114469073
Well yeah, remember that the fiancée ran away with her personal at the last minute, and only came back because she was dumped. They have to redo everything, including the bachelorette party.

>>114469524
Is this true? And if so, why is he family full on cucks?

>>114469524
dear God. this is the type of woman to have birthday month's isnt it? I hope she is taking good care of lumi

>>114460436
Gumis will shit on you for being loyal, but Lumi will love you for this

I hope that arab menhera coughed up for a strong elegant sexy lady to spank lumi. she deserves a quid pro quo

>>114469524
>the fiancée ran away with her personal at the last minute, and only came back because she was dumped.
I don't know why it's so hard for people to separate which cousin is which, no that's that's the other one. There's no wedding with the divorcee

>>114471014
yeah I just ignore it at this point, theyre trying to get it wrong on purpose

>>114471014
>>114471549
Wait, this actually happened? I thought he was just making some baitpost.

>>114471780
Its real at least its a real story lumi told

>>114471780
her other cousin's wife had some sort of mental incident, fucked her trainer or something, didnt want custody of the kids. very odd just giving up the kids like that, but yeah. this is her local cousin not oil princess cousin.

lumi should hurry up and have a baby with me so I can dump her and marry the daughter

>>114473113
>>114473356
Is Lumi's family just full of cucks or something?

>>114473447
A dangerous line of thinking having enough knowledge of what went wrong that you can keep the good bits and insert some others in a similar genetic template. Of course you would have to marry Starmom in the end otherwise it's a pointless exercise

>>114473601
That would be my theory but women are also just being women

>>114473612
imagine what lumi would be like if the beatings were replaced with hugs. raising kids isnt rocket science

>>114473601
>full of cucks
her cousin got divorced, who else is a cuck? lumi has a lot of fetishes but that doesnt count if she isnt in a relationship

>>114473666
Remember having this conversation with my own mother but she got very upset and blamed me despite not doing anything that deserved it

>>114473710
yeah it's really not okay to beat the shit out of a kid. theyre too stupid to deserve it, and generally smart enough to understand what they did wrong if you explain it to them.
parents using their kids to take out their rage arent going to want to admit that, the only hope is to break the cycle.

>>114473880
>parents using their kids to take out their rage
Remember actually calling her out on that as a kid too haha, but apparently she had to go 'mask on' at work so that's why she needed to go 'mask off' at home lamenting and wailing how terrible and spoiled her kids were and how all the other kids were better than us.

>>114474784
My parents held so much authority for me one look and a quiet conversation was enough to reconsider my life choices. Was never hit once.
My my mom told me a story, how grandpa beat up gypsy neighbor for hitting his wife once, never happened again, at least while they lived there.
Some peasants built different.

>>114474784
there are few things worse than normalizing in your children the idea that the abuser is actually the victim of the abused. I think that is a big part of how the cycle continues.
your kids are basically treated like your property, with the state's intervention closer to building codes than to interference. even if you truly believe your kids are shit compared to everyone else's, until they are 14, who else is there to blame but the source of both their nature and nurture? if they are entitled little shits, you made them that way.
I can understand beating the kids for specific acts of wrongdoing, like upon discovering they stole something, is one thing. they know it is wrong, you've effectively explained how it is a tier 1 aspect of the social contract to the point it literally angers God, they did it anyways, there must be an impulse control issue, pavlov helps.
hitting kids for a perceived general flaw(s), like greedy or ungrateful, is just absurd. what specific behavior are you trying to arrest? it's the most blunt instrument at your disposal. the side effects are widespread, deep, and unpredictable. the potential benefits are narrowly defined and must be targeted with extreme precision. to do otherwise is at best grossly negligent for a stupid parent, and outright reckless for a smart one. you know what you are doing, anger makes it easier to just not care.

tl;dr regularly beating your kids may as well be the same thing as rage quitting a computer game. if there is a one off performance issue, you can quit the game and restart the computer. that's fair. it fixes the problem simply by preventing it from repeating itself. if the restart doesnt fix/there is a general performance error, then there is a problem with the hardware you provided or the software you installed. you have to put in the thought required to improve the hardware or debug the software. quitting the game would just be an act of impotent rage. doing so repeatedly suggests a desire to have something to be mad at.
every time there is a recurring problem, you are the problem. that's the lesson beating your kids denies them.

>>114475477
same here. the authority provided by love made fear redundant. 6 year old me knew his parents loved and only wanted the best for him, why would I ever want to betray that? moreover, growing up surrounded by love naturally lead to a conception of God as that provider of love, only at an infinite scale. how could I steal from something that loves me like an infinity of parents? it just wasnt going to happen.
shit changes when you hit adolescence but I cant fathom a need to beat children

>>114475491
Basically, in my case it forced me to become an ubermench, as far as morals go at least. But I don't think I'll pair bond or trust the same as well adjusted people or have the intrinsic value or motivation required to be a high achiever