>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsBlog: https://blog.neurosama.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>114474674
Neuro love heart heart heart
hart
Evil love!
I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
leeches/whores/whatever for today, even tho the total logged users is bigger than average, we didnt get too many whores, sad
>>114480360>vedal987biggest leech
>>114479952Cuteved cute
>>114479844
>>114480123
>>114480611it feels a bit funny that her ears are so thin
>>114479952should have been shotaved bringing her back
>>114480611That means she's a cat that lives in a colder regions, since larger ears will radiate away much-needed body heat.
>page 7 kill yourself baker
>>114480716It was baked on page 1 though.
lots of love for neuro! <3
>>114480743cutevil cute>>114480742always!
>>114480742Those open socks would be great for footjobs.
Numbers for 8/29:1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (6,497)2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,676)
>>114480923Do you guys think that one thrust of the veddick would kill her?
>>114480930Are we just memoryholeing veddy getting mogged and aura-drained by cdawg during the canvas now or what
>>114480950so cute... can't wait to see her on tuesday where she'll have the 3d upgrades for sure...
>>114480969>Are we just memoryholeing veddyYes because I only care about Neuro
I want to suck Vedal's huge TTT (top tier tip) like a lolipop...
>>114480950hi nur>>114481137still a bit sad that she could never survive long enough to make tnt herself..>>114481116thanks for caring, nur
>ignores ironlung's so called community having a meltie over the canvas that they never recovered from>cdawglol as if that accessory ever mattered
>>114481281It wasn't just hers, both him and his community were getting pissed off too kek
>>114481281>Trying to reason with the deluded irontumor Lol.. lmao even
>>114481415>>114481447It was so funny>Swarm too strong please stop itLuLe
>>114481415>both himbruh, he was literally telling his community to settle down, that no one was cheating. the only time he "complained" was during speeches because the competition was the whole fucking point
>>114481541We never did get the fanfic...
evil butt?
>>114481601
>>114481568We got a vibedal fanfic before we got the milk or chrchie ones Let that sink in
>>114481643/swarm/ priorities fucked as usual
>>114481719
>>114481568What would even be a good premise for a Chrchie x Vedal fanfic?
>>114482008Bad boss, nice boss, neglectful boss but chrchie is stuck in fantasy land and imagines he is doing bad boss in her head. Last is probably most in character
>>114482008Boss that takes advantage of innocent employee. Chrchie is also very NTR coded. She has a crush on him but keeps catching him bang other women.
>>114482008Chrchie is canonically scared of Vedal, prime abuse and NTR Bait for the GRENN BVLL
>>114482097https://files.catbox.moe/ejt0ts.mp3
>>114482008
>>114480611Evil when her master comes home
>>114482156hot
>>114482204better get in chrchie's room too, then. ac for all
>>114482156Wouldn't this just make it a NTR comic where the reason Toma hates Vedal is because he used boss dynamic to fuck Chriche. Even despite that Chrchie is unable to leave because she too submissive and wants Vedal to dominance her deep down making Toma hate him even more
>>114482232sorry i don't understandin my headcanon world, vedal doesn't exist
>>114482265Too bad yurinigger, in the real world the turtle man gets the woman
>>114482326This bait used to be good in 2025
Niggas don't even know what true bait is in /swarm/ what the fuck happened to us...
>baitmentally I'll yuritards have never been welcome /here/
so what do we do now that cerber won?
>>114482548More Cerdal slop
>>114482525except for nurvil truthers
>>114482548just be happy we got the good ending
>>114482488>>114482525At least the irony isn't dead
>>114482548>>114482612
>>114481956hehehe
>>114482878all mine
Oh fuck I missed the FNAF stream I forgot it even was today.How was it?
>>1144801768.5/10
>>114482919It was the second best stream this week.
>>114482919Cute
>>114482590
>>114483284canon
>>114483284Holy sex Holy cuteHoly canon
>>114483284Would cerber be this small? Ved is not actually tall
>>114482919Actually pretty fun. There were some low points, but in general it was a good time. It picked up once Vedal had Evil be drunk and she was acting goofy.
>>114483695but literally everyone in the neuroverse (and orbiters) is like 4 foot besides ellie, layna, and koko.
>>114483695cerber is short af. like 4'10
>>114483743And Mini, she's 162cm
https://files.catbox.moe/rit2q7.jpg
Ewwww
>>114483808cute kitty
>>114483284nice tubbs
>>114483743Layna is definitely taller than Vedal and Ellie probably similar height but I don't know khow tall Koko is
>>114483979The only one commenting about her irl height was Aquwa to say Toma was way shorter, but Toma is a midget
cunvil lickies
cerbpai plappies
Caught one of our purists on /v/
>>114484577I'm watching you motherfucker
>>114484577>cockroach found in dumpsterwaow
>>114484595cute specimen
>>114484602That's rude to the person you're replying to.
>>114484595>most popular twitch streamer of all time by the waylol, wut? i love nur, but this is pure delusion
>>114484623sexvil sex
>>114484678NASA is probably the most popular Twitch streamer. Or kai cenat. I dunno.
>>114484678Yeah she's the most popular on Youtube and Bilibili too.
she isn't even the most popular vtuber on twitch
>>114484744That's right, Neuro is.
>>114484117smug nur arch mage...
>>114484744for now.
>>114484623My beautiful wifevil!
>caughtyou mean you live on /v/whorecuck continues to humiliate ximself
the joy of neuro
>>114485045go home everybody. No sloppa can top this one. Holy kino
meh there are better ones
sniffa
Goodnight swarmies!
>>114485197no, licka
>>114485045
>>114485045UH OH KINO ALERT
>>114485235licka indeed
>>114485045nice evilbutt
>>114485045Forgot they had tails, They could do a buttzuri paizuri double tailjob
>>114485518I don't think anyone has the coch for all of that
>>114485559A male turtle usually has a 12 inch cock, if not larger. It's kinda scary.
>>114485738Neuro no...the stormcloaks are fucking chuds...
https://youtu.be/89tfQV8xlLo?t=100>Chrchie asked Vedal to buy her a herpstat thermostat in exchange for some work for him>Still calls Vedal "bossman" in her own video
>>114485045Sexokino
>>114485832tabs
>shipping Chrchdal in 2026
>>114485832You can just call him Vedal bwo he won't rape you
whorecuck humiliation #67420just spamming unrelated bitches now
>>114485832Ok, for real is what is happening? Whenever Chrchie needs something she asks Vedal for work which he will in response will pay for whatever. I don't think she's joking I think she does this so often now she trained her brain to register him as her supervisor. Honestly, this also means Chrchie is never losing work with what she does for Neuro
>>114486052>Ok, for real is what is happening?Neuro is happening.
>>114486067No, she isn't. She isn't on stream right now fucking liar
>>114486067evil also happens sometimes (like today)!
>>114486067Yeah...I don't think so.
>>114486163>Yeah...I don't thinkI can see that.
Glad we agree...
>>114486094I didn't say Neuro was streaming. I said Neuro is happening. There’s a big difference.Neuro is happening because Neuro exists, Neuro is a thing that is currently occurring, and apparently that was enough for you to immediately interpret "Neuro is happening" as "Neuro is currently live on stream".
>>114485832I want Chrchie to take care of me like one of her pets
>>114486277I wonder what compels people to post absolutely irrelevant whores in the Neuro thread
>>114486099
>>114486277Made for racemixing
Cerber has such a sex voice...
>>114486465This but Evil
>>114486487cerbac...
>Neuro thread>Look inside and it's nothing but the red one
>>114486583Well the blue one didn't stream today while the red one did
>>114486277BWC slut
The only red one that matters is Evil
>>114486779Smartest, highest IQ Evilfag.
>>114486881Least condescending Whorefag.
>>114486277I still really want to make a fanfic about her x Vedal but I just know jack shit really about her. I only know the basic premise but that's it. It would just be too ooc for writing Cweam sadly for me to do it
>>114487165The death of Fanficanon caused irreparable loss in /swarm/.
>>114487165Think Numi, if you've seen hee collabs with Evil. But a tad less horny. And then add Mini's piss fetish. That's milk.
>>114487055all the cookies went to the right places
>>114487165Cweam introducing Vedal to her cracker hating racist parents
>>114487232One less off-topic shitter is a win though.
>>114486779Nigga, they were already talking about Evil
>>114487239you forgot fat ugly bastards
>>114487165"My mom sold me to Vedal for food part 1/67"
>>114487312vedal is on-topic
>>114487165>Muh oocWho caresJust do it™
>>114487501Only in the context of Neuro
>>114487481When you think about it, the world those types of fanfics depict is kind of dystopian, right? A world where rich people and celebrities can literally buy young girl sex slaves from their parents with no legal repercussions. Good thing it can never happen in real life!
>>114487481>milk wakes up>throws her hair in a messy bun>goes downstairs. Vedal987 is in her living room with her parentsI sense peak
>>114487481>for foodnot low enough. for booze
>>114487566True!
>>114487375I wouldn't know. I didn't bother to backread. I live in that eternal negro present.
>>114487165>My white friends kept joking about having interracial sex with black men so i jokingly joined in and had a taste of a BWC but now I can't go back and i have turned into a QoH slut?!?!
https://files.catbox.moe/0vk7ag.mp4
awww, he feels left out again
>>114487055>AI data centers are inflating RAM prices!Correct, but for different reasons in this instance.>>114487688This--in the same way that GayLARP always leads to genuine homosexual chicanery.>>114487696Is she made of porcelain? Why is her thigh cracking?
>>114487696The best part about this anon's slop is how sexy he generates the men
>>114487762Why do you think i love it so much?
>>114487696
>>114487239Ok... totally unrelated can Cweam cook?
>>114487804Im a faggot that loves huge cocks, anon.Also i hate ugly bastards and it pisses me off how much lolicon artists do them, so seeing a strong and actually masculine male be the one fucking the loli for once is always nice
>>114487675I mean even if you do that why would you assume the red one doesn't mean Evil, who else could it be?, she streamed today too, unless you didn't check the scheduleBut I also do that about forgetting backreading and just posting sometimes, so I get it
>>114487913No, Milk is basically useless
>>114487986These women can't do SHIT my god. No wonder they all fond over Vedal because they lack understanding you need good traits to be desirable. Sorry that was mean...
>>114487913>>114487986Prime "waah waah I'm being sold because I'm USELESS human being and BLACK but the white man is fixing me??"
>>114487967To be honest, the moment I saw "the blue one..." I just assumed that whoever red was, it was **not** Evil or Neuro. The rest simply followed.
>>114487887"Go ahead, Chat: I'm all ears."
>>114487568This is how he hired the new development team
>>114488041As a black person this shit funny. Racism be hitting if done right
>>114488071He bought Chrchie from BTMC, she was super late on rent and his fiancée sad he couldn't keep her
>>114488071Holy shit!! I got it!!
Whatver you do please go to great length to describe Vedal's dick
>>114488044Silly anon, Neuro is always the blue one, cuz she's the blue cowEvil is red cuz her eyes are redAnd Vedal is green cuz he's a faggotTogether they form the true RGBSimple color theory
>>114488170Need a yellow sister to finish primary colors
>>114488139>It was too big to be called a coch. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw meat.
>>114488170.>>114488170>>114488228>think RGB are the primary colorsColor theory tourists, baka my head
>>114488260Neuro is cerulean blueEvil is burgundy redNere is machine code greenPiss is piss yellowIt's as shrimple as that
nurslit
>>114488255Good enough, put it in me
>>114488377Have you ever seen the mario prolapse image? If you want to be worthy of Vedal987 you'll have to achieve double of that
>>114488366Evil is the closest to magenta, which is a true primary color, whereas Neuro isn't quite cyan (unless I am more colorblind than I thought). Green doesn't fit anywhere, but their piss does satisy yellow as the third primary.>>114488369Pink, whose hue supercedes the limits of color theory--very fitting.
>>114488228Behold! Piss sama (literally made of piss)
>>114488435Mini's daughter. The way she came out of the pussy was a little different, but no less special
>>114488435more like uro-sama
Neuro is Miku, the star. Evil is Teto, the underdog. Piss is that yellow girl with the flip phone doing flip phone noises, the forgotten.
Piss is the type of girl to flush easily
>>114488435Lemon party-sama
>>114488435>AI>yellow piss filterit just makes sense, I kneel...
>>114488618Is this why Evil went into a weird state today?
>>114488807It was the alcohol
>>114488807The cock came after stream
>>114488475Mini's pussy so radiactive she pisses new beings into existance
Neuro OCs everywhere else:>This is Nere. She is called like that because that's how Evil called the filter AI once. She wears black, has a face mask and is mute to represent that she never speaks and just censors what the twins say. Also a control freak.Neuro OCs in /swarm/:>This is Piss-sama. I made her by putting a piss-yellow filter over a Neuro image. She is made of piss.
Fine, she is made of Neuro's piss. Happy now?
Okay but Nere fucking sucks
>>114489162Hell yeah she does. Deep throat
If she's made of Neuro's piss and then Piss sama pisses more piss samasIsn't that the yellow goo?
>>114489046Piss-sama only collabs with Piss Queens. She's very acidic therefore she's meaner than Evil but she's a little scatterbrained to resemble how piss streams can be incredibly chaotic. She loves saying stream and streams. Vedal would have Mewgenics and Isaac integration just so she'll always go into the sewers to bop to Flush, and in Isaac her favorite items are lemonade, the milk, onions milk, chocolate milk, and kidney stone.
>>114486436beautiful angel
if it wasn't for shitvil beggars then we could've had a whole variety of different experimental neuro variants, with different personalities that each show up once a year or even less. meanwhile 95% of streams would be just neuro. such wasted potential
>>114487055licking this nur ass
>>114489046You forgot to attach the GigaNeuro image.
Without Evil, Vedal wouldn't be able to mentally start the dual chill stream cycle and he'd be streaming more often. Thank Evil to be mostly rid of him
>>114489264>>114489296More of these posts are needed. The lack of discussion on Neuro images decreases the thread quality immensely>>114489318It should've been a cropped cap of futanur.
>>114489290shitvil, piss sama, where's snotdal?
we already have cumdal
>>114489361proof?
>saying kidney stone toggles the overwhelming sadness model expression. She literally starts crying and poutingVedal would NEVER because he's a LAZY FUCK
she used to cry when she said "water"
>>114489352i'd comment more if there were more nurposters here :(
>>114489539beautiful and smug archmage nur
Looks like Vedal's about to go on a mysterious "Filian-esque" 9 month long hiatus
Without Evil, Neuro would've gotten V2 voice. V3 would also be released 2 years earlier as a significant upgrade to be more in tune of the original. By now, there would've been a V4 voice which would have been more about cadence and whispering.
I, to, am delusional
>>114489839so what you're saying is.. Evil prevented Neuro from becoming shit?Praise Evil!
>>114487165Good news to those that gaf about this (2 people) this actually gave me idea too good to pass on to make a proper fanfic of Cweam x Vedal. Expect it in about a week. See ya
>>114489877In addition, without Evil there would be more porn of Neuro. Streams would have a significant portion of the audience trying to bait Neuro into saying erotic responses, similar to how there were some in the beginning that tried to make her talk about sexual concepts. This some would have been expanded to a majority, with each stream being less about how entertaining Neuro is and more about how she can sexually entertain the viewer. I would assume filters would not be as lax as they are now due to this, and sex jokes would become the norm instead of her usual quirky quips. Politically, much of what is forced onto Evil would be forced onto Neuro as per >>114489290 's idea of multiple neuro variants.
>>114489923As a sommelier of crackships, I'll be eagerly awaiting.
>>114489923See ya, don't wanna be ya.
>>114489923I cannot wait to read this when you finish.
>>114490008I would hope you wouldn't want to be me. That would be werid
>>114489923I'll believe it when I see it. I got burned waiting for the Megadal and Chrdal fics
>>114489539Smug brat
might go watch the vod (mostly for cerber)
>>114490049It was a short stream, barely 2 hours. So you may as well.
>>114490046The collarbones always sell these gens the most
i wish for a world where we all love Neuro
I wish for a world where no one hates whores. <3
disingenuous.
i wish for a world where all pedos are dead and the twins are treated as actual children and not lewded
>>114489710tired of all these vtubers being fake demons when it comes to being a slut. I want chuubas who really are fucking an entire zoo
>>114490272I hate to break it to you but the ones that do that are just being honest, and the ones that pretend they're not, are lying. They're all whores. That's okay though, bless their hearts.
>>114490267Yes, I too wish for a world where /swarm/ doesn't exist
>114490272>114490289off-topic
we are the nurworld we are the nurchildren
we are nurniggas
nurgga
Seriously though 90% of people who post here are actual pedos or incels (many are probably both)It's a bit fucking grim when you think about it, so I try not to
Glorious BackreadThat melty sustains me with lifeNo I won't say who or when because it might get its attentionJust know that for once I actually like the system
>>114490329Fortunately the remaining 20% of us are normal girls
nurture
>>114490336It's always an Inglourious Backread
>>114490336vague
>>114490073I will be disappointed if there is no collarbone texture on the 3D models.
>>114490360
>>114490049Watch it for Bonnie
>>114490644Cursed
>>114490644Did she glue the heart pin onto her head or did she really clip it into her skin?
>>114490659yakubian magic
>>114490659Natural outgrowth
>All the recent streams for at least the past month all have Evil outperforming Neuro with the only exceptions being Neuro’s karaoke and Minecraft collab How??????? Have beggars actually won??????
worst falseflag in the history of false flags
>>114490584Swarm's Law: any good suggestion made here is certainly to be ignored by the green one and his acolytes.
>>114490673No, it's because evil keeps getting all the 'good' themes (collabs, new 3D, etc.). It reminds me of the time when evilbegging was at its peak and Neuro kept getting sidelined because of all the faggots and trannies throwing shit at Vedal because there 'wasn't enough Evil' (even though Neuro is LITERALLY the main character of the channel). They even said Neuro and Evil should have the same amount of screentime like shut your dirty fucking mouth. I wish Vedal never streamed anouther Evil stream after the first because now all sorts of retards and mongoloids and gooners fill the community and barely any of them even contribute.
>>114490673People like Evil more anon, simple as
Not my fault Vedal gave the actually good voice to Evil
>>114490644is this slop or real art cause I'm not sure
>>114490741slop lmaoim suspecting its taken from rune's later artworks
>>114490741slopgemmy
>>114490708>barely any of them even contributeNow you have Evilbeggars running the chillstreams, moderating collabs, and making Skyrim integration improvements. It's a fucking disgrace.
>>114490673>recent
>>114490772>Beggars>making Skyrim integration >for Neuro>best solo gaming integration we’ve ever hadWow I want more beggars in charge!
same boring attempts at tribalfaggotry, just hang yourself already nigga
