This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (éåį įž)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: LUMI HAS RETURNED! AND SO HAS VEXPO! WOOOO VEXPO THIS WEEKENDhttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2099328536226185452/photo/1LumiTunes (Covers & Originals): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-Kaneko Lumi 1st Album-Gliese 667:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3DqikWH1JWHE3MMutI4aCT3OnwzZCgx0https://kanekolumi.bandcamp.com/album/gliese-667https://open.spotify.com/album/1A3EEylv5yfroWVb2aK6tvIdol Songs:https://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/p1zyec.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg Previous Thread:>>114735887
>>114860547she should still do the jumping jacks. it's not about the mechanics. it's because she knows we know she knows and still has to do them
Do we love Lumi still?
>>114862171yes which vtuber would she most enjoy imagining me cumming to?
I didn't expect Lumi to give up that easily, but after watching Sinon I think she realized the difference between playing games vs enjoying games
>>114862865so youre saying lumi should act like a cute loli more often and cum like 100x as often? I approve
slap n plap
how does she feel about nipple clamps?
>>114863772Send a $100 dono and she'll tell you before banning you.
she unironically needs to make something specifically for morning wood or select someone to delegate that daily 10 minutes to
>>114865732
>>114866174stop baiting dick pics
https://www.youtube.com/live/SfCPAQ1JCuglumi is taking us through the looking glass
Lumi should realize she's the best one for starbro
I clocked out of Onimusha after 2h, did someone sperg out? I get the sense she's taking something out on us but it might be sexual frustration
>>114867603sexual frustration partially induced by what one could consider my sperg outs
lumi should just be my sex slave already
>>114871282Lumi is a whore
lumi is my bratty little sister that just got her tits in and can't wait for what happens next
>>114872702>no cordvery disappointing behavior. hopefully she got all the menhera out of her system
>>114872719She should really play that The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, she needs to stop self-inserting as leyley
>>114872817she is the correction requiring sister wife tho
>>114866174I can see Lumi posting this on her Twitter.
>>114873195stupid fucking degrees
>>114862865I hope that Shion is a wake up call to Lumi that there's a younger, sexier woman who can snatch up her unc audience.She even does ASMR and fanservice.How will Lumi be able to adapt to such a fierce challenger?
>>114873617getting knocked up would be a good start
>>114873667I don't recommend this move
>>114873811yeah, if we're being serious, she will need to have her confidence built up before the "going to be a real person before it is too late" reveal
>>114873909I'm gonna put this here because it belongs here>>114873131Insecure people sometimes intentionally self-sabotage by digging themselves into a hole and refuse to leave saying it's innovation. They do this because competing honestly using known paths and formula exposes their many biases and flaws, their own mediocrity becomes a self-affirming safe haven under the guise of breaking new ground.>I can't stream more because I put a lot of effort into my content>I do a lot of research before stream so I can talk about current topics with chat>I never improve in my games after 5 years because I'm constantly doing different things every day>I could do really well I just don't care or am autistic enough to learnNot all effort is created equal and by now you'd think most of it comes naturally. I wonder if she wears herself out by inventing criteria and preparation that doesn't matter. What does it take to get to Sinon's level in Starcraft? Practice 20-30min 3 days a week for a year or less, do it intelligently, take 2 or 3 notes. Suddenly we're missing the performance reviews after seemingly (but not actually because of lurkercide) stagnating the past 2 years.
I miss Lumi
>>114874209her issue inventing work to feel productive goes back to the obvious underlying issue. we dont need to put a name on it but something happened. something that made her go from the loving little baby passing out hugs into the terrified adult before us now. something that related or no, made her stop drinking. something that makes her make shit up too although I'm still of the opinion that a good chunk of that is sunk cost fallacy of her maintaining lies she could get away with when she had a stupider audience and falls back on. in part for headpats and validation. validation of suffering that is real but not factually describedthat's not something even I have the pretension of being able to groom out of her with indirect image board fuckery. that's a sit down and have a real conversation with someone who makes her feel safe thing. which of course is a paradox, because she uses being burned previously (sometimes reasonably, but ultimately unreasonably) as an excuse to be a coward. it's genuinely upsetting to see, but there it is.until she is willing to accept an intellectual inferiority of a scope such that she is forced to fully acefe to it's full subject matter jurisdiction, she won't talk about anything meaningful. until she trusts enough to accept personal jurisdiction, she can't be in the room to have the conversation to begin with. which itself creates the issue where a cruel level of insightful honesty has to be balanced out against the demonstrable willingness to catch her. not if, but when, she inevitably falls. she dumped a lot of time and effort into this album/concert arc. could she have done it more efficiently? fuck yes. did she have to use it as an excuse to put off more pressing problems? no. did she allow her relationships to atrophy and ultimately reliant on what approached outright charity (the real kind, not pity)? yes. is it time for her to pay it forward? yeah, patience has been tested. will prevailed. however, I think it is fair to note that she has gotten stupider. all of the unironic progress in grooming her into being able to not panic while zooming out to the big picture (yeah - rts matters more than your average dipshit realizes) and dealing with the tier of problems she must eventually act on has stagnated. gaslighting her into reading proper books of the type required to attain knowledge, true knowledge, that which can only be attained through initiation rather than an info dump has failed. replaced instead by reading the news in the way to make one doom instead of think and books for pseudery instead to form the foundational pre-opinion knowledge base required to form an opinion. however, this concert arc meant a lot to her. it was a big achievement as a vtuber. it is something to justify her time spent here in it of itself. I couldnt take that away from her, nor I imagine could anyone else.however, the time has finally come to refocus. performance metrics in the world of vtubing (not to be confused with achievements, such as the album and concert) are highly distorted by retards confusing means with ends. viewer count matters because casting a wide net increases the chance of finding people worth interacting with. not because quantity is a quality of its own. noombers are meaningless in themselves. they are a rough reflection of who you spennd your dat with. why does that matter? because unless you need the money to live, which she does not, the only possible reason to become a vtuber is to walk away a better person. not "fixed", whatever the fuck that means, but better. the achievements are for the adorable little girl who wanted to make art. the performance metrics are for the mom to be who needs to get her shit together.until she can sit down and radically rethink what the fuck it is that she is doing, why she is here, then the time is wasted. grinding games is useful to the extent that it will help to be achieve subject knowledge in an area she wants to write in. playing games to trick yourself into being able to critically think is probably the higher priority. yeah they are games, but it doesnt matter where we are and what we can handle. what matters is where we are going. the issue of human interactions speaks for itself.
>>114874209>>114874884 (cont)also, and this is admittedly the first animal brained part of this tangent, but it doesnt matter because none of us are angels or brains in a jar. bitch needs to get her sex drive back. she does NOT need to understand why. that's literally beyond her capacity to understand right now. she needs to just fucking do what she is told and be grateful people see something in her that's worth cherishing. beyond all of the bullshit that comes with it. the highly atypical mental effort exerted on her dumb ass speaks for itself. for now, she doesnt need to believe in herself. she just needs to believe that there are people whose opinions are, for the time being at least, hold vastly greatet weight, both ontologically and societally than hers. those opinions still consider her worth the time of day. but the time for coddling is over.
>>114874884Holy fuck shut up virgin
>>114874905Do you just hit send and think this is normal? Go outside and talk to people, this shit is embarrassing, be normal.
>>114874884>>114874905It's almost getting to the point where you have to make excuses for her, her of all people
>>114874884I'm not sure you want to come off that way but I do think her concert was really well made and especially her dancing improved leaps and bounds over whatever she was doing before. She moved around like she was a different person. Still I agree with your point that maybe if your heart isn't in it that spending however many months on one project isn't the best idea, especially if it doesn't boost your confidence. But that could be related to the song rights issue since this concert was supposed to take place at PhaseCon
Remember lumi is just here to take our money.https://x.com/RedShipley/status/2096667046125703172
>>114875220I've never been as happy for her as I was for that concert.
>>114875298Don't take normal person opinions from SEA, they're all materialistic af
>>114875298>>114875416Also ignoring the fact that people fuck and enter relationships with strippers all the time, same goes for librarians, nurses, cashiers, waitressesand last but not least, VTubers and Streamers in general
>>114874907>>114874970thank you for illustrating my point. I honestly couldn't orchestrate anything better than you two spawning in well before bump limit to piss and shit yourselves. well done. thankfully the actual blue one has his shit together. >>114875009yeah, I've been doing that since this arc began. I wanted things to go well. they did.
>>114875416yeah, we learned this lesson and how to handle it when we were what, 16? 17?
>>114875592I'm not sure I've always been good at reading people
>>114875766yeah I finished the clip and it got bleaker. I had hoped it was hey dont trust the girl fucking you for the range rover and it devolved into something almost sad
>>114875459
>>114876578Don't lewd lolimi
>>114878443
>>114878473Lumi doesnât even know how to cum.
>>114878741this unironically conerns me greatly
what is she up to?
ohhhhhh. she better have been trying to figure out how to goon to runie or I'm ignored for her blowing off date night
>>114880224annoyed* Jesus how did I start incorrectly autocorrecting on a non-tracking keyboard
How come Lumi is such a fucking loser as a streamer when she has everything to be absolute peak? At least compared to how successful you'd think she was if you just heard her described.
>>114880609she's a support player. she's tardwife and the person who makes me smile every day, but her professional success is best viewed in terms for what she enables in others
I love LumiI will marry and breed her
>>114882109uhh okay but why is she awol
So why is Xynchro trying to kill one of the gumis for watching Panko?
>>114874884>>114874905holy graphomania, she was correct to ban you
>>114884422I can't blame him.
>>114884422blood in, blood out
>>114884662you wish
>>114884716you need help man, you are actually unironically sick
>>114884789>>114884716
Now that Vei came back as some kind of cutesy loli thing with no sex appeal Lumi should step fill the opening left by old vei and embrace her true potential as a bitch and a slut that caters more to gooners.
>>114885109Lumi lives in vei's shadow and will just get a new model to copy her.
>>114885292nuvei is a massive departure from what drew Lumi towards her originally, with the new change I think Lumi can finally become the BIS vtuber for that niche.
>>114885318BIS?
>>114885481Best in slot, vidya term from RPGs for high end items that are rare and sought after.
>>114885496ohhhh. what changed in vei? anon said she isnt cute anymore but the images everyone posts are of a retarded puppy girl. which. you know.
>>114885527Vei originally was like a bitchy whore that would shit talk you and humiliate you and walk right over you. Also pandered heavily to gooners without being a lewdtuber.She came back after more than a year away and looks more like gura and has mostly dropped the act. She also said she won't be goonbaiting anymore and even showed her model in its underwear to prove how little sex appeal there is in it. I don't have screenshots but if you check /lig/ or /vsj/ you can find them in the archive.
>>114885552oh I only saw face. I mean she's dating or married to that one dude she used to make fun of tardwife over, so I would hope she cleaned up the act. I wouldnt mind lumi upping her bitchy cunt game, it would help the gumis desu, but would require her to up her knowledge base and communication skills to know when to roll over vs mock. there's potential there tho. this could become a beneficial positive feedback loop
>>114885109Post an image of Vei.
>>114887095Vei is copying pupmi
>>114885552>She also said she won't be goonbaiting anymore and even showed her model in its underwear to prove how little sex appeal there is in it.Funny I saw some Reddit threads about how Vei came back rapebaiting as a child-model and the various Redditors joined in expressing their disgust for such blatant sexualizing of a clearly underage model
>>114887188Cant believe you subhumans are watching a married vtuber you are why lumi is going to sabotage her career
>>114887576Lumi is sabotaging her career because her mods and editors are scared of us
>>114887576The greatest service Lumi can do for me is to get married and cuck her viewers.
>>114887606Lemo might be a cringe sperg but xyncro is a Mexicannigger so no matter what I'll take 100 lemos over him.
>>114887188see, that was my first thought. she just can't stop cucking lumi
>>114887606Why are they so scared though?
It's Wednesday
>>114887606I dont get it
>>114890205The brown Mexican is jealous that an autistic American can live freely and spend his money the way he wants, unlike himself.
>>114887606I thought Xynchro was chill, apparently he is retarded
Lemo livewww.twitch.tv/kanekolumiwww.twitch.tv/kanekolumiwww.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=VGNYBGyOFp4https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGNYBGyOFp4https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGNYBGyOFp4
>>114890589yay!
>>114884422>>114887606It's an ongoing joke with fans on Twitter. That guy makes unhinged, horny supas.Lumi in particularly gave him a verbal lashing.
>>114892148Lumi just shat on Xynchro and praised Lemo
>>114892148ohhh that makes more sense. I think the implication was that they werent creative enough for him to get away with goon posting.
>>114892172He supports the phase girls more than xycronigger does by a mile.
>she's still an insecure retardwomp womp
she lost a lot of appeal the moment one realizes she never bothers to think since her chat just gives her step by step instructions. it's sort of pathetic.
icky
Lumi did 95 squats
>>114896577malice can do 300 no problem
>>114896577On my dick
I like it when lumi laughs and screams at the same time. It makes me happy to see that she has a few screws lose.
okay. plus 1 good girl. that puts her at -7,838,629, but it's one more than it was before
Starbro crying about Anakin's fall to the darkside really fucking triggered Lumi if she hates starwars and Anakin's story
>>114898870she didnt like anakin killing all of the children. probably for the obvious metaphorical reasons
Jesus christ, Lumi's heavy breathing is pure sex
Lumi made Ember cry.
>>114899399Lumi really does hate ember.
do the loli voice lumi. we remember baby talk. you can do it all day if you have to
The fact that Lumi knows so much about the kardashians sickens me.
Lots of yabs this collab
>lumi lecturing jelly of all people on how to pronounce the different types of monkeyokay, that might be the first time privilige is used as a proper description of inappropriate behavior
>>114900130she's a woman, anon. don't get me wrong. some things can be fixed. she should be forced to spend the next three months developing the core strength it takes so she can endure 30 minutes of holding a plank during punishment sodomy. alas, this sort of useless trivia is just an essential part of the whole woman thing
Cute babies then there's Lumi, the ugly duckling
>lumi getting hungry during a collabbitch, really? still? again?
>>114901184yeah, mine
>anon doesnt realize that there is a reason things exist in a manner that allows for things to happen in plain sight without arousing suspicionsad
>>114901184Lumi was wild on this collab
>>114903939it was a fun one. I hope pic related comes back and that stream didnt make her sad
>>114899013>probably for the obvious metaphorical reasonsYou're telling me Lumi wouldn't do everything in her power to save her family?
>>114905171the death of innocence isnt ever easy to see, much less bare. not in someone whose diapers you may have changed, not in someone who doesnt banter and play with you like they used to.
>>114905171Hell no, she's a coward and she knows it
>>114906189awww. she's good at other things
>>114899399>>114901184The fuck is wrong with dizzyâs mouth?
>>114906321she was born ready. don't hate on her for having a purpose
I love Ferrarikid
>>114906367he seens like a great dude. the only times it is a bit much are on tuesdays. every other day of the week, he's a ray of sunshine. even on tuesday he's authentically seeking to contribute, just sometimes doesnt quite get the vibe. he could do with dropping the use of emojis redundant with what he said, but that's nitpicking
why do babies wear glasses though?
>>114906523I have seen him in other chats and I have no reason to dislike him.
Lumi should go indie already
>>114906618Why?
>>114906557I was wondering that too lol
>>114906557She wears prism glasses because she's crosseyed
>>114907236cute
I love lumi
Additional vibe drop because She's not just your anime gurl. She's at this level: FRFR NO CAPLumi lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgIfkqSF0Cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqhN0v18bIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeQIMBGT-fEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7WrkvDryDAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0KAlTlrneghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCHy6H2QDEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJv-Ebi67Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYOFor2CX_Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-VETeX-EuA
>>114906321
>>114874884Stopped reading sorry. Unless you're Family or her manager that's all fan-fic even when she spills the beans on stream. Didn't have to read very far: you're going into la la land on assumption's and happy or sad for you based on your conclusion's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2daEldXOwBY
just stream on kick so we can have fun. unless she has a gambling problem stop moralfagging and get on with it
good girl.
C is for autists.
>>114887606Lemo is nice tho
play something that forces an unconfortable amount of thinking, it isnt rocket science, but it can be
then initiate or make your fucking safeguard. you cant be this submissive while insisting on controlling everything
I don't look forward to programming one-uppance. Programming without a goal is like math without describing a problem, and the worst part is that academics think they each know the right way to do it despite the fact. Not one of them realizes their curriculum had very specific goals in mind, like being able to code punch cards and operating systems
I guess I needed to specify pregnant
>twitch sub runs out>dont want to resub>streams on youtube lately >I have premium feels good Im not getting ad raped. thanks lumi
this game is so fucking boring
>>114916880It's got good boss battles and cutscenes
>>114917355there has been one boss battle of any plot significance and like 3 minutes of cutscenes. if she needs to self-sooth on stream that's fine, but she should own up to it
>>114917415You remind me of my aspie older brother who insists comedies are all bad because laughter and joy are inferior emotions that serve no utility
>>114917460let's not conflate the depth and multitude of human emotion with a button mash by rote time sink designed to make you feel like you achieved something while you downshift from work into empty headed mode or need to keep your kids quiet.dawnwalker has an eye watering plot, that starwars game's cringe is funny and tactics that sort of force thinking. it's just jarring to see content I'd play to wind down after working as someone's main task of the day.
>>114917593and yet bass players exist
>>114917625true, but there's a reason you can just walk up to the first black guy you see if you ever need to find one
>>114917674When you manage to convince her to play Street Fighter or Tekken, let me knowBut for now we've got the occasional phrasing in between the walking bass line
>>114917714actually, now that you mention it, I might be having a low eq moment for trying to express what may be a sunk cost fallacy as annoyance over the opportunity cost surrounding my choice of background noise. that's unironically something to ponder.
>>114917593
>>114918022I'm sure the world itself trembles at the mere thought of the emotional energy you invest into something you do care about.
>she's at least partially self-awareokay, fair enough
>>114918112I mean 400 viewers just dipped so
>>114918094Okay cope poster
>>114918193
>>114918126I wont forgive until she is on her knees begging for forgiveness for doing that male collab
>>114918126Because Lia started, omg shocked face. Are you 3rdies just asshurt she doesn't read your chats. That's because they can see your I.P. and know your 3rdies. Lia hates you too 3rdies BTW
>>114918126>>114918263hey, only I get to make her feel insecure and/or stupid. unironically. get thee hence
>>114918341
>lumi sperging out over ttsawww. I guess a button masher to me is fight flight management to thee. I retract my bitching
>>114918397>anon doesnt just assume everyone is white by defaultooookkkay
>>114918126I hope Lumi learns she needs to be nicer to us.
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/kaneko-lumi-%E9%87%91%E5%AD%90%E7%91%A0%E7%BE%8E-gliese-667-ep-celebration-collectiontardwife album merch
(Bleached Lumi the Joyous Vei)
surely bimbo wife will tweet album sale details
>>114918514Lumi's Inner circle are all brown. You not knowing that makes you a suspect for being brown yourself
>>114920993ah I see where the confusio is. I'm in her cunny, not inner circle.
>>114920246looks like an ip molester link not clicking
and the holo
I will save Lumi from the numberfags
I will save lumi from people who think a vtuber's key performance indicators have anything to do streaming success as an ends unto itself.
>>114920993Is that what you tell yourself Sanjay? Phase is mostly East-Ching Chong-Asian's pale ass white girl's and Latinx mutts. What is this cope they need any of you. What They/we really need to range ban India.
