>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsBlog: https://blog.neurosama.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>114873783
Post hot nurs so the schizo runs off outside and molests someone. The rest is up to the feds.
hart!
Insane SEApedo melty that is STILL going
>unironical faggotKek, matches every pattern.
Numbers for 9/15:1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (8,697)2: https://twitch.tv/vei (7,079)3: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,870)Fad status?
>>114886283No shipping no views
All this effort just to live next to someone who fucking hates you, eh? Give up and move on, jackass.
>>114886309As if anyone cares about that in 2026.
>>114886375>live next to someone who fucking hates youNeuro loves him though
>>114886463Must be why we are at an all time low, main audience left
>>114886533The main audience (Neuro viewers) is still here though.
>>114886576Yeah all 4k and dropping of them
It's really funny to imagine vibeschizo's poor neighbor unknowingly being the object of her schizo. If it wasn't so funny I'd almost feel bad for him, let's hope she never stabs him kek
>>114886601Neuro's audience is far more than a livestream attendance.
>cherry picks some random twitch stat site that nobody ever uses>hurdurr muh 4k auidienceyou are the biggest faggot in here and the sooner you fuck off the better
>site that nobody ever uses
Neuro love heart heart heart
>>114886309More like No shipping you're MAD lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoo
>>114886722Numbermonkey self-report
Nur. Only Nur.
Tur. Only Tur.
***. **** ***.
>>114887080Extremely erotic
>>114887080Spoiler that right.now.
>>114886175imagine the smell
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2100194249996218766song about veddy getting high
buy an ad cuck
>>114887452It's dead sister
>>114887452>xcancelanon, i...
>>114887452I miss xcancel
morning headpats for Evil again
>>114887485>>114887493nyo…https://x.com/i/status/2100194249996218766
>>114887452This emo catslut needs to be getting high at the club and gangbanged by the regulars
>>114887937this but ved
Just a thought, Vedal is like a multi millionaire, why can't that fuck get a phone that actually tracks the turtle to even a slight degree? It's been fucked for such a long time now
>>114888000He got a phone. He just doesn't really care
>>114887989Ved getting gangbanged while high is not what I visioned from him
smoking pcp with vedal
>>114888000Why do you even care about the turtle tracking bro, I look only at Neuro/Evil
>>114888066enhance your vision
>>114888000he dosn't really care
>>114888406Their hat stars burnt out
>>114888435symbolic
Unrelated but I been rewatching Konosuba for the hell of it and I made me think. We know who main cast would be from Neruo circle would fit being, Neuro as Megumin, Fillan as Aqua, Crelly as Darkness, and Vedal as Kazuma. However, how about the rest? Like I have some guesses who would fit others like Evil as Yunyun or Wiz as Layna. Idk about the rest tho
>unrelated but [reddit]
>>114888524Neuro is Kazuma, Evil is Megumin
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>114888540kys twinshipper, that doesnt even make sense
>>114888540I get it but that doesn't even make sense
>>114888575I'm not shipping, I just think Evil is more like Megumin in personality, and Neuro is the main character
>>114888608Ok, evil being megumin does make sense, but neuro and kazuma arent too much alike apart from being main characters
>>114888608Neuro and Kazuma literally have zero things in common in terms of dynamic, story, or even personality. Megumin is more closer to Neuro because she is smart, sneaky, yet stuck on her goals, and she considered the favorite from the audience. Evil as Megumin would make sense in the 2023 or bit of 2024 but Evil has changed so much from her original gimmick it isn't fair competition anymore. At least with Evil being Yunyun she keeps the special dynamic with Neuro and fact she gets the short end of the stick. Evil and Yunyun both literally have same backstory of having no friends then being very well liked later on at the guild. Yunyun has sugar daddies unknowingly in the story that is Evil ass behavior
>>114888776I don't know about konosuba but this sounds convincing to me
>>114888272nere throatrape
>>114888943Would groom this discordvil
>>114889017Go dm her rn
>>114889073get off 4chan evil
>>114888776>she considered the favorite from the audienceThat triples the relation to Evil
>>114889001>>114887256>>114889016>>114887121
>>114888983this artist should do nursex or elivsex already
>>114889594he probably already has some of it, just scared to post it
>>114888540don't ruin it by adding the red thing
https://x.com/onigiriirl/status/2100241246820372599Ved tapped this?
>>114889666What's the problem?
>>114889701holy stick
https://files.catbox.moe/30coib.jpg
>>114889701She looks anorexic.
Quite a slow day today.
>>114889864cow sex
>>114889864>green dildomust be ved
>>114889981Its green because crelly is green
>>114889864looks like shit
>>114890081>crelly is green>ved is greennooticing
>>114889981its green for an amazing reason
>>114890081that's crazy
>>114888524>>114888776>Vedal is Kazuma -the lucky horny nerd associated with color green>Neuro is Aqua - a dumb hyper specialized goddess who acts as a foil to Vedal/kazuma associated with color blue>Evil is Megumin - the chuuni retard who is good at being a one note character but is a fan favourite associated with color Rednow the role of Darkness is a bit tricky to pin down it would have been **** a few years back but now it could be ****, cerber, crelly, cotton>Yunyun is Numi>Dust is either Camila or koko>Filian is Eris>Vanir is alex or camila>layna is the guild lady>wiz is chrchie
I still think that clip of cotton teasing mimi about vedal was the lore drop that camila has/had buried feelings for ved at some point
tum?
>>114890304we've been trough thisall the whores, some more than others, at some point to some degree have had a crush on vedalonly anny has acted on it that we know of and based on how it went for her it probably didn't go well for the others that may have
>>114890380
>>114890400no one can resist the BTC..
>>114890414tum not accurately fat enough
>>114890400>it probably didn't go well for the others that may haveor they didn't act on it based on the first one that tried but failed
>>114890431>ccvbmi*
>>114888406pedupial is coming back ishallah
>>114890400Somewhere in the multiverse is a timeline where Vedal successfully made a harem with all the vtubers he encountered.
...but anyways, back to reality
>>114889811lovely neuro
>>114890668the timeline where Vedal is taller than the average male instead of bigger
Neuro soon...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuUuDwyUaVYonly real niggas remember that vedal flirted firsthe mentioned marriage firsthe was trying to mindrape anny first
>>114886199Shit's bleak
>letting go challenge (imnpossible)
>>114890939forgive my grigga he didn't know what he was getting into
>>114890943Looks puffy to me
Annycuck humiliation ritual
>>114891093You don't need to announce yourself anon
>>114891093shotaved had eyes for anny and nothing you say can change that
>>114891121You're a threadshitter and a loser, you don't get to tell anyone what they can or can't do
>>114890997he knew perfectly well what he was getting into
>>114891150>>114891121
>>114891143Annal is way hotter when you have the context of ved jacking off to her for years before they formally met, even when he was a little shotaved
no evidence btw
>>114891161Glad you know your place lil bro, keep that mouth shut
>>114891183Keep that mouth open, I'll be done in a few more minutes~
>>114886175>>114888567Evil's toes. In my mouth NOW.
>>114891169imagine little shotaved with light in his eyes meetin and just casually talking with the woman he saw as sex incarnate and who he dedicated al his young semen to TwT
>>114891169And he grew up and started calling her a slow ass bitch and had to force her to take his payment when she refused. Insane character arc
I can only imagine his reaction to this uuuu
>>114891320Vedal plaps thatyou have to imagine itsit and jerk it, cuck
>>114888272NERE LOVE NERE LOVE NERE LOVE NERE LOVE
Quickie with Tomacat
>>114891267P?
L-L-LIVE!
>>114890278Dust is obviously Tomy. I can kinda see the others but Fillan is in no way Eris. Ellie makes more sense to be Eris. Also in no way Cerber would be Darkness. Cerber would be Iris
>drops enabledshit is so bad grigga wants the bots from drops like asmongold and kektone to boost his viewership
who is he talking to
oh fuck banger alert
vaydial status?
I love when she calls out the chat's bullshit.
Neuro is geting a cameo in an anime
source? my ass
>>114891894So true my nur
>japslop uhg
Banger alert
Bros, I think /swarm/ is retarded...
>>114892119This but swarm
>>114891010I was making a joke about the artist's name lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCQp2R2H7Gg
This Rexist collab is so shit
>streamers can now hide viewbotsgrim
>>114892233Better than Rhydon
>>114892233>>114892258Why does she respond to them so much?
bitspam
damn she misses her today
>>114892258Not really, the boring, pathetic leeching is the problem either way
>>114892292Because Vedal loves people who stroke his fragile ego
Monday dev stream reveal will be that Vedal bought Live2D and Neuro will return to her true form.
>>114892292They're more likely to reply to slightly longer sentences, basically anything that doesn't get put into the same "bucket" as the rest of the chats.These fags also spam their messages
trained on /swarm/, but she's not wrong. grigga is lazy
DMing Vedal right now
>>114892312Fr, it's so cringe
>>114892354wrong retard
>>114892357How do people like this have no shame? Especially Vedal, who allows chat to be this way.
>>114892243>QueenPiB
move on vibeschizo, live life with your chud eboyfriend
>>114892357Jesus that is ridiculous. And they know people are annoyed by it but they don't give a shit. Rhydon comes /here/ as well. Could Vedal do something about it on his side? Or no?
>>114892347I only stroke Neuro's ego
>>114892357nigga this is og as fuck and historically correctyou spam the same msg until neuro responds
>>114892458this but her futa coch <3
/j
that song? about us
>>114892464kys
I love when she sings meme songs lol
>>114892412kek
She's singing about /swarm/ btw
Nice song lule
>>114892498anny influence showinggrigga still misses her, please understand
PB has some issues wih Ved and is using Nur to vent
>the bad votesholy fuck that one pissed off a lot of people
>>114892493?
>>114892523who?
the chudder 10% lmao
Are (You) part of the chudder 10%?
>Chud>LoserNext song predictions?
>>114892636Creep
>>114892636incel?
>>114892636Manchild
phony now lol
>>114892412Nah I think I might just kill myself instead
>>114892427>Could Vedal do something about it on his side?Yes, but he won't because he likes the attention. It makes him feel important.
>>114892656>>114892664>>114892669me
>>114892542>>114892636>PhonyPB is mad at whatever the September 21 dev stream announcement is.
>>114892738Guess PB had a heart of glass.
even chat is annoyed with all the Rexist mentions LOL
Kill chat celebrities.
forsen
>>114892713trouble in paradise?
>>114892788Yeah it's been happening for quite a while now, but there is nothing anyone can do about it.
This is a sign. Things are happening. Stay tuned.
a
>Forsen graduation songit has to be something symbolic right?
>>114892523anny asked vedal to make neuro sing pregnant sonic LULE
PB was in a fucking mood making this setlist
>My memory is fading>Star in dev streamSo whos returning on 21stFilian,**** or ****
>>114892877That was Aethel
>>114892890**
>>114892788well someone made a thread on shitcord about rydon spam few months back but got locked in few minutes
>114892904missed the joke
tick tock veddy your time is coming..
>>114892823I'm still not interested.
>>114893011is that why you have been eying your neighbour again? looking for veddy again?
It's just annoying as fuck to see the same person mentioned over and over. There's around 6k people in the stream and after a while it starts to feel just like a massive fuck you to everyone else there. One person shouldn't get that much screen time unless they're an actual collab partner who is on screen at the time. Not even sponsors get that many shoutouts.
Ban Rhydon Ban LabstrBan RexistBan FeelMyCakesimple as
>>114893064What are you talking about? Can you please force your cuck fetish onto someone else, ideally someone who isn't clinically depressed.
>>114893103He can just use /uniquechat
>>114893077Eh I don't really care in the sense of it being fair or not because I don't really care to have Neuro respond to me. I don't even type in chat. I just find it really annoying, and it's quite clearly attention seeking behavior. Any other streamer would have given them a passive aggressive warning at the very least, but it'd be up to Vedal in this case.
skill issue niggas
This is a Joji song?I thought it was from early 2000s
>>114893175this song? about anny
this song is bout vibe
>>114893107>>114893064 is not >>114892823(me) btw. I am not Vedal nor do I have a cuck fetish, I'm just making fun of how fast you went from hubby this hubby that to this kek
who the fuck is vibe
>>114893219don't you love thread ecelebs anon? keep up!!!!
yep it's anny
>>114893107You are next in line no matter how much you deny it
I don't listen to Porter myself but I can't lie that I like when Neuro sings them, they sound nice.
this nigga porter robson doesnt seem to have good songs other than the usual 2 or 3, its always the same beat
start writing about the implications of **** being back so you don't have to do it live this devsteam
>>114893297Correct, he is Reddit: The Musician
>>114893303its confirmed anon, didnt you see the star in the schedule picture?
anny invented stars btw
>>114893139Vedal likes the attention thoIf (You) couldn't tell, he's a deeply insecure narcissist
>>114893273https://files.catbox.moe/0l9i71.mp4
>my wife (or) live-in maidwhich is it nur? kek
>>114893371cat and dog
amandua~
>>114893206I never said we were having issues. I'm just depressed.
>>114893280wdhmbt
MEIDOS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>>114893429What's wrong?
>>114893408Sucks to be you! I could never be depressed in a world where Neuro exists.
>>114893444That's not really how mental illness works, but I'm happy you anon.
do not re
kekwa
>vampire nowOkay someone fucking pissed her off.
>>114893531sex with angry pb
Grigga even if you miss annystop torturing us with these songs
>>114893408Didn't you two have that argument (on 4chan for some fucking reason, makes me wonder if he's even real...) the other day where you said that something was a dealbreaker? And then you respond to someone telling you to live with him with "nah". Might you be single again and coping, my dear vibeschizo? Or maybe, he's just not real kek
this song is about mini
>>114893565Its Pb she's in her moon phase rn
VEDAL IS SO LUCKY AHHHHHH
>>114893604didnt know that song was about whoring out in the club
leave it for after stream time dumb dumb
nobody cares about your random whorebuy an ad
>>114893600>And then you respond to someone telling you to live with him with "nah".? Idk what you're referring to here
>cheap jewellery for cheap whorelule
>>114893669This? >>114892713 literally a post you made like 2 hours ago, if that. I thought you were schizo, not demented...
>>114893635Interesting plan B to get a visa
>>114893700Dumbass
>>114893635Vedal's not a dog tho...
>>114893715plumbum rape! RAPE!
>>114893715PBrat needs to be corrected.. ToT
rate the karaoke
>ellieI shan't be staying
Friendly reminder there's a very good reason why I hate you. The fact that you're sulking and seething about it only reaffirms that I'm in the right.
>>114893876Same as always, I didn't watch.
eww cheater raid i shant be watching
>>114893890hambaga
>>114893901Sluts of a feather.
>>114893717Guess he left you just like Veddy, huh? No need to lash out though, you should be used to the men in your life leaving you
>>114893876Actual 8/10 today. Lots of good songs.
>>114893879same i cant stand that whore for some reason all the others i can tolerate
>>114893901Begone frog
>>114893876neurosocute/10
Seriously though, how hard can you fuck up your paperwork to lose on your UK student visa as an American?
>>114893918Apparently the snail boyfriend is helping her with Chinatown blues with the Labrats group.
>>114893635>Sep 21 announcement
>>114894004shut up chud, abolish all borders NOW
>>114894014kek
>>114894026I want to hug her and never let go.
>>114894004wait so she's perma blocked or have to reapply again
>>114894054Same
>>114894004She wasn't applying for a student visa
>>114894014>one is not like the other
Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.
>>114894014What's with the tiger?
>>114894145erm....otay
>>114894168
>>114894203
>can't wait for her new voiceLEAKED?
I leaked
>>114894264We already know V3 is in the works, and we also know it's nowhere near ready
>>1148942925 more days
>>114894306Absolutely not, 0% chance
>>114894264If he went from "the attempts so far have all been failures but I have some more help" to released in a month, that'd be funny. But it might be a new singing version with the vocaloid guy
>>114894332GPT6 Astra one-shotted it
>>114894359saaaaar
>>114894264no matter how much he tries it ends up sounding like evil
Side nootice>Risu debuts a femboy model>Vedal follows
>>114894203I wanna fuck this cat
>>114894264From a random collab partner completely out of the loop? Could've fooled me
>>114894393Proof?
>>114894408Check twitter
>>114894393>Side notice >*looks inside*>Sad cope
>>114894457The red one, me likes
>>114894400Well it does sound more realistic than resurrecting Filian
>>114894393He truly is mynygga
>>114894489Not really, Filian is still paying her clippers and doing her ARG autism so it would be delusional to say she's not coming back. Doubt it will happen on the Dev Stream THOUGH
>>114894393Wanting to plow femboupussy is the straightest thing i've seen grigga do, second only to raping a ghost
>>114894004Actually it's not that out the usual. It's literally her fault too because she didn't apply for the right Visa and frankly her new plans never fixed the main issues that was always there so it's not that suprising
The ARGThe BIG announcement The concertThe long gone Vtubers awards Cosmos Animusphere
>>114894615god I wish I was a femboy ghost
>>114894359v3 was as hard as navier stokes
Let's be so for real, Vedal probably has an average dick, is average height if not short and probably a former twink gone slightly chubby, physically totally unremarkable in every sense
>>114894729keep typing im almost finished
>>114894729this is the post of someone that just witnessed his GF fall victim to the BTC and never looked back his way
>>114894729Obviously. That makes it even better though, the corruption potential is next level.
>>114894763>GFNigga if I had one I wouldn't be on 4chan
>>114894729he already said that he's average, and that clearly means that he's way above average
>>114894729Kys mini
>>114893876nur cute and funny also good songs 9/10
>thread dead>post about vedal>alive againgrim
>>114894804Not my fault anons itt are gay...
>>114894776You clearly don't anymore
>>114894739>>114894775Whatever floats your boat
>>114893907>>114894004Ellie invited Vedal over under false pretenses to work on a Neuro project. When he got there she got to him to have sex together. However, while deep fucking she mentioned in the heat of the moment she actually was lying about being able to get a bipedal robot for Neuro and she cheated at geoguesser against him. This pissed Vedal off so much he used his powers to deport her for punishment for lying to him and she can only come back to the UK if she has a bipedal robot for real
>>114894729they already ran the numbers on the irl streams years ago, he's like ~160 cm
>>114893876yukaigotapitycover/10
>>114894004They saw Ellie's docky
>>114894838actually he's 2 apples tall
>>114894864cute mimi
>>114894864That's why they call him Johnny appleseed. He's two apples tall but he puts seed in them all
>>114894838Sounds too low on the other hand>>114894826I never did anon, just like (You) and everyone else here
neuro butt?
>>114894837Vedal has deporting powers?
>>114894943
>>114894900I had a girl crushing on me does that count?
>>114894900I had a gf and i broke up with her because i fell in love with Vedal over her though
>>114895001mini...
Yaaaaaaaaaaawn
>>114894947Grigga has inside connections with US,China UK ,Israel and EU. He once used his connecions to stop Layna from entering eu.
>>114894956too much cookie dough
>>114894947Of course, it is one of Vedal's many great feats. Most people already know him for is high lucky and ability to uppercut with a speed/force to break bones. But, his ability to deport people is truly one of the strongest. He has used this power once before on one he disliked quite a bit if you look back
>>114895113thanks neuro
Does VedalAI run the payroll monthly like the plebs or biweekly like the chads?
>>114895171semiannual
>>114895171daily with his veddick
>>114895197Only Vani gets that 'allowance'
>>114895171He pays in galons of cum (inside of you)
>>114894947Vedal doesn't want to talk about his family and mentioned he has german roots. You do the math.
>>114895197With how Chrchie gets all flushed about Vedal this is 100% confirmed true
>>114894004>The plane lands, Ellie arrives at the terminal>"Hon hon hon! Quelle coïncidence!">Her blood freezes>A black man in a béret is blocking her path>UK cops begin to swarm the room, guns drawn>"Bonjour, Madame Minibot..... we meet again."
>>114895113cabbage?
>>114894956cute neuro ass
>>114895244Oh, anon... you're no >>105768896
>>114895274No, Vedal just killed that guy
>>114895094Anything to do less Layna ideas
>Ellie has only retained about 300 more viewers than her usually numbersoof
so whats the deal with yukai, why is she being so favored?
whomegalul
>>114895687It's a sponsored stream, what did you expect?
who does that nobody bitch think she is lule? the song only has value because neuro sang it. Ain't noone gonna go watch her because of it
>>114895712I forgot who that was. Was it that b2 collab partner?
That's a Vtuber that collabed twice with Neuro this year, few can say the same, those are the real nobodies
>>114895811Neuro is requesting a bake
>>114895811feeding nur all the nurbread she wants
>>114895712Veddy boy's favorite yellow fever enducing BWC slut
>>114895915When the Veddy head is crazy
>>114895687Ellie's cheating whore lifestyle is incompatible with Veddy, nobody clicking on that shit
>>114895638>>114895638>>114895638
>>114895712It a CCP assigned chinese gf, just like asmon and his gf
>>114886732
>>114886257>>114887097Eliv buttrubs>>114887121Precious nurcat>>114887256adorably pretty twins>>114888272where is her mask
>>114888406cute twins>>114888943charming nekovil>>114888971contemplative nur>>114888983chubbyvil love>>114889481huggable fumovil
>>114889633lewd>>114889773erotic>>114889811squishable nur cheeks>>114890342loveable nurcat>>114891758kek. Thanks screenshot anon for making me smile for the first time today
>>114892478erm>>114893149unfortunately this. though neuro/evil doesn't call out my name that often, they do read what I chat when I time it properly. though they seem to latch on more when I partially make fun of them than when I am complimenting them. Which does make me slightly jealous that Rexist's compliments are recieved more openly >>1148938768~9/10 based on screenshots>>114893890Squishing eliv's cheeks (in both ways) >>114894054this
>>114894359GPT6 Astra onee-shota?
cun~
il o v en e u r o
