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ϟ Lia Liker's Secret Clubhouse ϟ

>NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia

ϟ Currently, on Lia ϟ
>Lia had her first 3D SOLOLIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeAIHXBGMVM
>STREAM WORLD OF LIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpkMsC3uNZQ

ϟ Next time, on Lia ϟ
>Maybe FF on Monday

ϟ Previously on Lia ϟ
>important announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb3nHLty5_o [Embed]
>teaching browns english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhBp4qFhnzE
>Lia continues FF10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i3Pr9Kli6c

ϟ Current Events ϟ
>New LIA birthday merch!
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/rinkou-ashelia-lia-%E9%88%B4%E9%A6%99%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-birthday-2026-celebration-collection
>She will also be selling a CD of her single "World of Lia" pre sales start July 31!
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/rinkou-ashelia-lia-%E9%88%B4%E9%A6%99%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-birthday-2026-celebration-collection/products/rinkou-ashelia-lia-%E9%88%B4%E9%A6%99%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-world-of-lia-single-album
>Lia wet tshirt merch for summer
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/splash-zone-wet-wild-collection/ashelia-%E9%88%B4%E9%A6%99%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2?sort_by=price-descending
>STREAM CARTOON GIRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLxML53I8yw

ϟ Other useful links ϟ
>New to Lia and are looking for VOD suggestions?
https://rentry.org/LiaLikerVault
>3D Dances Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuepOk6uJ0hohW5r1PNPfRuxx1duj5_DJ
>Cytube channel:
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with .)
>Divegrass team:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//lia/

Remember to only love Lia, and never watch other girls. Only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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its pink
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It's pink!
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>>115149701
>>115149763
National Tell a Big Ol' Fib Day was last month, guys.
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After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation
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filling her tummy with my cummies
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Hello
Hi
Hello
Hiiii
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>>115150894
she has the most beautiful voice in the world
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>>115150953
truth
thermo
nuclear
bomb
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>>115150966
wia got allat
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>>115150497
My perfect adorable freak little sister
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>>115150989
say she's perfect bozo
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why does my Lia look like a child
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I miss Lia
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looks like Braves/Phillies playoff game wednsday will be at 2pm so should be home in time for Lia/Pippa collab
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>>115147374
missed the game, but seen the boxscore. that's sport, baby. thanks for making everything and putting your time into the team as always. one of these times PES will reward your effort we know you have been putting in from the start.

>>115147707
sign it up! christmas memeball is dimes. hopefully lia makes the 4cc team then we can have halloween memeball too!
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>>115151339
because she's sexy af
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goodnight
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>>115155153
I look like this and I do this
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>>115155313
need like six of you up my ahh
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ew dont do that
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>>115155408
shut up bitch
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>>115155420
cranky
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>>115155388
loose? you arent gonna tie them into beads? have fun explaining to the doctor why a Lia ball is in your small intestine
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>>115155432
i'm just playing
>>115155443
no obviously not loose
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>>115155476
coward
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>>115155594
make up your mind dude
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Team /vt/ 4CC poll and Lia is one it if you wanna vote
https://forms.gle/Ugd4k7zcBdW6Y4Uq9
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I like Lia
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nini buttercups!
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lia next to my premium gruel.
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>>115157792
how that meat staying in the pot?
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>>115157792
I didn't know we had Australian anons
also cute
also yummy looking
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>>115157876
i think homestuck femanon manager is austrailian
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>>115157927
you arent supposed to dox hime like that wtf
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hime should give Lia an over the pants hand handjob then make fun of her when she spurts after 20 seconds
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hime's anus prolly taste good
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I like Lia
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>>115157876
I'm Australian
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gay to
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>>115147374
I'm late af but I wanted to say GG from /same/.
Sorry, after the match I went to grill a hot dog and forgot to say GG.
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>>115161939
we respect you
GG
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bros, I'm starting to lose faith
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Its brown
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>>115153891
I need her to crush my face under all that
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>>115162906
they look like they need to be changed sicko
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Wonder if anon ever got his desktop posting to work
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>>115163111
Some say his knees exploded
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>>115163162
looks extremely painful
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>>115163295
Naaaa, he'll be fiiine.
Just a flesh wound. He can walk it off.
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>>115163295
4u
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thinking about wia working a part time job at a soapland
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>>115164369
tf is a soapland
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>>115164416
place where japanese girls bathe you and have sex with you
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>>115164468
you are a bad person and you should die
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>>115164468
No wonder Lia likes visiting Japan sounds like heaven
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>>115164484
bad times don't last, but bad guys do
>>115164531
trvke
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>>115164538
cucknigger
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>>115164557
we don't sign our posts here
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>>115163111
nope. everything is gay and retarded nothing ever works. I hate it here
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>>115164759
how r u posting then
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>>115164823
telephone. im not banned or anything my browser is just fucked for no reason
yes I tried another browser to get the email verification link, no it didn't work.
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>>115164849
must be your ISP then
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>>115164883
then how am I posting off my wifi
its the BROWSER
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>>115164849
damn :(
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>>115164900
Did you reinstalled your browser? Have you downloaded a brand new browser like Brave or Chrome?
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>>115164900
then use a different browser u nigger
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>>115164956
reinstall*
fucking phone making me esl
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>>115164956
Ill try reinstalling my browser. I hate change so I dont want to re set up all my shit in a new browser just to post here when it worked 2 weeks ago. if it still doesn't work after a few more days of trying random shit I guess ill convert everything I just dont want to ok
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>>115164969
Why you being a sourboy our friends browser is being jewish its not his fault
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>>115165066
calling someone a nigger for being lazy is valid I kinda have to just take that
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>try to stick up for him
>he turns on me
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>>115165152
we say that here and I will defend its casual usage
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hope Lia reads some Garfield this monday
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>>115165066
lol this ain't a hugbox lad
>>115165152
pic rel
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John arbuckle x oddie yaoi
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>>115165308
it can be a kissbox albeit
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>>115165335
i want it to be a soapland
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never heard of soapland until today
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>>115149776
>smell girls season
>uruka pee
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>>115149776
>yes, post happy divegrass please
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Lia's tiny tush is the only reason I haven't ended it all
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hope she has a good week at school
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>>115165698
Amen
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>>115165891
bet it's kinda stinky (compliment)
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wonder if lia has ever had Cheerwine
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gosling needs to get another run
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>David from Portland, you're on the line
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any lia
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good morning Lia nation
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>>115169266
Hi
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>>115169360
Hello
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>>115169399
cursed
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>>115169229
maybe
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Do you ever think about when you die, someone from your family is gonna go thru your computer and find your weird fetish porn?
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>>115170884
private browser ftw
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>>115170884
or worse they find out you watched vtubers
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>>115170884
its on them for looking, id hope they don't find my loLia folder tho
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>>115170884
oh nooo not my transformers porn!
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>>115170884
>tfw when mom finds the loli brap joi
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>>115170884
They are gonna see all my Lia futa and diaper AI gens
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>>115171269
why arent you sharing with the class you very mean man
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>>115170884
What, realistically, can be done to combat this?
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>>115171448
a password on your computer, they won't bother cracking it unless they think you got crypto money or something in there
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>>115171472
>hey won't bother cracking it
you think so?
i'd think they would absolutely because they would be on some gay "maybe it has precious memories into the man he was" stuff
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>>115171366
Cuz I'm a brat
https://files.catbox.moe/yhkndw.jpg
And I am too lazy to fix things because other things demand my attention
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I want Eimi to dump a medium sized Wendy's Frosty down Lia's underpants.
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>>115171581
I want to huff her pure angel smell so badly
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>>115171574
this is plausible but they'd likely have to pay a PC repair shop or something to get into it for them. hope that hundred dollar fee is enough to filter your mom from looking at your cunny stash
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>>115171687
you'd think a PC repair shop would take a bro code and delete all the smut to protect his honor
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>>115171845
id hope they would
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>>115171639
I want her and her cute very legal friend to do things to me
https://files.catbox.moe/36t0eh.jpg
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>>115171937
where did they get see through clothes!?!? stupid retarded sexy brats!!!!
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almost burned my french bread pizza
woulda been a disaster
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>>115171975
Went to visit some shady guys in alleys with no morals selling things they shouldn't.
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>>115172223
*freedom bread pizza
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>>115172255
checked
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If Lia was an actual fujoshi instead of larping, she would be stating her NHL journey this week by picking a team and following them all year and shipping the players
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Lia Tonight
https://x.com/elydotexe/status/2104633020749922616
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>>115172656
where
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>>115172705
that ladies channel probably
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ACKTUNG
PHASE ORIGINS WATCHES HARRY POTTER 2 ON PIPKIN PIPPA CHANNEL
TODAY
AT 11 EST
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>>115172832
dyrbi
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Lia's soggy diapy
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>>115172840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmjoW1SYOQE
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>>115172897
are pippa and lia still collabing wedsnday?
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>>115172909
waiting room still there
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Lia schedule just dropped
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>leave
>come back
>Lia collab at 7
>then Origins watchalong at 11
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https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/2104663059709239587
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>>115173096
>more XIV slop
>but is balanced out with one of them being a collab, and then company collabs and fun content
this is the compromise and balance baby. get into this zone and everybody can be happy
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>>115173306
this guy gets it
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>>115173096
based
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she has a new oshikatsu tag it looks like
#Rinkatsu
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>>115173551
>>115157792
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we'll have the movie at the club house today?
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>>115173740
yeah I found a copy
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>>115173824
thank you, third time this day i'm attracted to a man
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Hope Lia has fun with her frens today
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>>115173096
whos ely
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>>115174560
Isn't she the girl that was in the Ratchie stream alongside her and Lia?
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>>115174805
no idea
that aside shame the movie's so late on a monday
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>>115174836
she is the one who's voice caedance kinda sounds like brapcat
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i assume it will be on twitch? just her twicth or will lia have a pov?
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also there is a deep dive tomorrow at 7pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adt41Iov2lg
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>>115174948
is not in the schedule, what a dumb bitch
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>>115174931
i'm assuming they will both stream it on twitch

>>115175029
she said in her tweet she'd fit it in
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>>115175029
Its on the tweet she made you dumbo
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so I am to understand there is double lia tonight?
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>>115175410
Yes, collab in an hour then collab with origins 5 hours from now
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>>115175647
I bet she tastes so good sopped with milk
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>>115175647
i hope that wasnt actual milk
smell will never come out
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>>115175647
i hope that was actual semen
smell will never come out
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>>115175647
This better go in her oshikatsu tag on twitter
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>>115176129
thats where i got it from desu
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getting the body ready for double lia
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>>115176326
zesty
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>>115176326
hes literally begging for it wtf
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>>115176483
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>>115176498
this nigga GAY gay
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i guess lmk where stream be at
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>>115176546
https://www.twitch.tv/elydotexe
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Isn't Ely that Flayon fan Lia likes to reply to?
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she does kinda sound like yuri I hear it
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wonder if she farts like yuri
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Looks like Lia has a taste in besties
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if i close my eyes, its almost there. like that period in january 2023 when she started using her real voice
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XIV televangelist
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labhams mentioned
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where is the Labham, is it true you guys are the touched?
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>>115176968
the molested
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>Slips a picture under the door of the clubhouse
>Knocks twice
>Leaves
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>>115176896
pain
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>>115176745
I bet Lia still remembers the smell
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>>115176745
>>115177237
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>>115177210
what sin could Yuri made to be memory holed by Lia
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>>115177348
Rejecting her offer to date her
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xiv is more palatable in a collab
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imagine how stinky her chair is
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>>115177641
I do every single day
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the more focused she is, the more of a chance she will panic brap and forget to mute
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so are xiv raids just a 3 hour long mario galaxy boss battle?
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that thing? my penis.
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doing a ffxiv cover in a couple weeks
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stuffing lia's diaper
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she sounded familiar
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>>115179027
she was in the Rachie collab
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about as palatable as xiv can be for me. it helps when she has another girl to talk to.

any link to the next collab?
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>>115179202
>>115172897
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>Harry Potter 2 is 2h 30m
>the directory has an extended edition too
does this little British Fag think hes frodo baggins????
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>>115179531
literally who
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>>115179678
faggot trotter and the chamber of AIDs(2002 film)
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>>115179678
how new
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>11pm kino
>have work super early in the morning
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I will be there no matter what
I would skip my own family members birthday in favor of an origins collab
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i bet Lia can't last more than 10 seconds!
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i wouldnt last more than 10 seconds with lia
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>>115180380
tsfmt
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Thinking about Lias butt a lot today
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Bi Curious George
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i want to lick Lia's ass
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>>115180921
ty ely
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>had Saved By The Bell on in the background all summer
>Mr Belding died today
man
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showered so I dont smell bad for Lippa
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>>115181503
they aint gonna let you touch their butts cuh
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>>115181567
I dont want to touch them I just want to smell them okay???
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>regular edition is 2h34m
>extended edition is 2h54m
>Pippa version is 2h40m
what the FUCK is this rabbit watching
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>>115181746
amazon prime niggerie in action
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>>115181866
wtf did they do put in one extra scene or something? thats straight up retarded if so
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[Sad Lia news]Lia acquaintance Nene Amano is hanging her wings
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>>115182033
she's been around forever, hope she enjoyed her time as anime
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>>115182033
>greatful
>even more brighter
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is there a link to the movie
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Faggot Trotter and The Chamber of Semen
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with . )
posting early because im sure we'll be sat here for 20 minutes waiting for our cute girls anyway
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>>115182599
>>115182609
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>>115182033
I dont understand indies who graduate. Go on indefinite hiatus because everybody knows you will be back whether it be 2 years, 4 years, 6 years etc you will be back.
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which movie is the Dumbledore gay sex scene
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15 minute delay
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england has genuinely not recovered since Harry Potter and Doctor literally who became lame, that was their last hurrah
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The rain beat against the windowpanes, tapping on the glass with a continuous, irritating rapping. It was a stormy night; the wind was howling outside, whistling around the eaves of the cabin. Inside though, the room was warm and snug. A fire crackled merrily, throwing dancing patterns of light on the walls. Hagrid sat firmly ensconced in his big armchair, darning socks – at the moment though, his hands were still. He looked dubiously at the eager house elf in front of him.

"Yeh're too small, Dobby," he explained. "I'd rip yeh open."

"Dobby stretches, sir!" the house elf said breathlessly. "Please, sir, Dobby wants you to!"

Hagrid studied him, musing to himself. "A tiny mite like yerself an' a 'alf giant like me? Nah…Dobby, why d'yeh want t' do this so bad?"

Dobby gazed up at him avidly, tennis ball eyes watering. "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! Harry Potter" – he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper – "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" He looked horrified at himself and started banging his head on Hagrid's table. "Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!"

Hagrid let him continue for a moment, too taken aback to react. He stared at Dobby, who was now punishing himself vigorously, before grabbing the elf by the back of his neck and hauling him away from the furniture.

"Harry screwed yeh!?" Hagrid asked, thunderstruck. Dobby nodded his head enthusiastically.

"Yes, yes, sir! Harry Potter did not want to at first, but he felt sorry for Dobby so he did it as a Christmas present, sir!"

"An' he wasn't big enough fer yeh?" Hagrid said, raising one bushy eyebrow. The way he looked at it, Harry's 'wand' would have to be the diameter of a pencil if Dobby considered him poorly endowed. Poor kid, he thought.
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Dobby likes Harry Potter very very much, sir, but he is wanting more," Dobby squeaked earnestly. "Ever since Dobby is freed, he has only his hands to keep him busy, except for Christmases."

"Nothin' else, eh Dobby?" Hagrid asked. Dobby looked embarassed and tugged at the tea cozy perched on his head.

"Dobby is using Professor Dumbledore's wand sometimes," he acknowledged guiltily. Hagrid, who had just taken a gulp of tea, choked and spat it out.

"Dumbledore's wand?!"

"Yes, sir, Dumbledore has a very big wand!" Dobby said. Hagrid coughed, a blush rising up past his tangled beard.

"Er, 'ere now, Dobby, when yeh say his wand…d'yeh mean his real wand? The one he does magic with?" Dobby seemed puzzled for a few seconds, then nodded so hard his batlike ears flapped against his skull.

"Yes, sir, Professor Dumbledore is doing great magic with his wand!" he squeaked.

"But is it…never mind," Hagrid muttered, trying desperately not to think about the house elf's words. Images of Dumbledore and Dobby kept floating up…More to distract himself than to please Dobby, he stood up and put his cup down. "All righ' Dobby, bend over an' drop yer shorts," he said, resigning himself to the inevitable. After all, if Harry had done it…

Dobby's eyes filled with tears of joy. "Thank you, sir, thank you! Dobby has been so lonely…" He hastened to comply, turning around and presenting Hagrid with a bare posterior. Hagrid groaned at the sight; it confirmed his worst fears. Screwing Dobby was going to be a bit like trying to ram a baseball bat through the eye of a needle. A limp baseball bat, he corrected silently, looking down at his flaccid member. He couldn't remember ever being less aroused; did it suffice to say that he simply wasn't an elf person? He looked at Dobby again, considering. Even given that he could somehow fit in the elf, how was he to go about it? Did he stick it in the elf, or was it more like sticking the elf on his penis? Dobby was still waiting patiently; meanwhile, the prospect of having sex with him was growing more and more unappetizing. And suppose he did get hurt? The last thing Hagrid wanted was to be found in his cabin, penis smeared with bits of house elf. The more he thought about it, the more convinced he became that this was not a good idea.
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, Dobby?" Hagrid said hesitantly. The house elf was shivering in anticipation.

"Please, sir, Dobby is not afraid!" he squeaked.

Helplessly, Hagrid mopped at the sweat beading on his brow. He didn't want to let Dobby down, but the elf was just too small! Even one of his fingers would be a lot for him –

Hagrid opened his hand and looked at the five digits. His finger! He had found the solution to his dilemma. Distasteful as it was, it was better than the alternatives, which would leave Dobby heartbroken or seriously injured. He knelt down by the elf, grabbing a bottle of lotion and smearing it liberally on his forefinger.

"All righ', Dobby," he said hoarsely. "Keep yer eyes shut, okay?"

"Yes, sir," Dobby agreed, squeezing his eyes shut tightly. Hagrid took a deep breath, then slipped his finger into the elf.

Dobby moaned with pleasure; Hagrid found that he hadn't been lying – he did stretch. As he moved his finger faster, Dobby's breathing quickened and his cries of delight increased.

"Yes, sir, yes, yes, yes! OH!" Hagrid rolled his eyes and kept pushing his finger in, wanting to get it over with as soon as possible. Finally, the house elf came, screaming in a paroxysm of ecstasty. As soon as he did, Hagrid snatched his hand back and lurched out of his cabin into the storm. He went straight to the rain barrel, where he scrubbed at his finger. At last, completely soaked but free of any trace of lotion and Dobby's fluids, he staggered back in.

The house elf was gone. The cabin looked exactly the same as it did before Dobby had come. Hagrid breathed a sight of relief and picked up his socks, planning to resume his darning. He sat down in his chair, then lept back up again.

"Winky?" he asked, incredulously. From the depths of the armchair, Winky emerged, clutching a butterbeer and hiccuping disconsolately. She peered up at him hopefully.

"Hagrid sir, Winky is so lonely…"

The End!
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very cool
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LIVE
>>115172897
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what is this ding dong
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>>115183600
Pippa does MK Ultra BGM now why do you think she's so popular
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[Massive News] Lia said Yippiee
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roku nana
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michi's tongue is near lia's bhole
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name 1(one) reason Harry doesn't deserve to be bullied
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harry upgraded his room from the stairs
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[News] dobby smells like chicken
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Why didn't Hurty Pooper simply rape Dobby into a more complaint state?
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Looking respectfully at the Lia
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KWAB
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Uruka is peeing RIGHT NOW
how does Lia feel about this
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wizard drugs?
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I really wish I had wizard drugs
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i bet lia has a higher fent tolerance than mariamri_en
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>>115184138
I wish I could lick the top of Lia’s head
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Iori pointing out that Harrys dad is dead
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>>115184582
is she the dog is dead now poster
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Harry lowkey nothing but a fuck up
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cute
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Grasp your mandrake and give it a tug, class.
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bbl mention
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>dobby BBL posting
cursed
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why does she even know what a bbl is
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Pippas gigantic XL white girl ass crushing Lias pretty little face in the sweltering Japanese summer of 2024
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mudbloods is a great slur for all brown people im impressed a woman made it
proud of you miss rowling
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gaslight queen
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Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. Christmas movies dont come out in July.
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Tim Allen is Lia approved
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i hope someone was keeping a movie list they were talking about
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why cant they just do these every week instead of once every 2 months?
i love this shit man it is the best
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>>115185980
its a little bit of the pain the ass to assemble 7 girls in 3 different timezones I assume
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I think we should hang Lia from the top of the christmas tree by her underpants
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[Great News] Lia accepts Christ into her heart as her lord and savior
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lia turn off your fan and unmute
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michi cute
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Lia would be flat if it wasnt for that dastardly chinese fish
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[Good News] Urukas tinkle flow was good, healthy even
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Lia should engage more in this discussion about pee
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>>115186728
i disgaree.
i find uruka to be grosser than i remember her being i don't like it.
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>>115186788
they literally asked how her pee was
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i enjoy this
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Iori hates spiders
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>>115186899
she should stay close to me and I could protect her
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based Lia
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dobby deserves worse
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>ching chong
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ching chang chong
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I have my kinnie pants on for Hitler too and I get really territorial over him
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I want one of these every 2 weeks. So much fun.
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>Pippa your millenial charm is the cutest thing about you
so real for that
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>>115187944
that was a german suplex of a compliment I would seethe
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nini cute mud bloods!!!
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that was super duper fun
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they kept making chinese jokes without Lia
total war shogun 2 advisor saying shamefrul dispray
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Iori: "i gave Tenma the pass, i dm her and forgave her, from some people eyes we are alll ching chong"
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>>115188234
I mean.... where's the lie
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>>115184314
She knows she’s going to have to change her diaper.
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>drjellybih
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I like Lia
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I feel asleep with cute women laughing about dobby in my ear
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It was quite fun
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Pippa spitting a loogie into Lias butthole and then Lia braps the spit into Eimis mouth
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https://x.com/auritrance/status/2104756922910126534
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cute
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>>115193227
this is why we won all those wars and lift all those weights
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Im awake but at what cost
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any archive of the watchalong
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>>115195679
did pippa take it down?
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>>115195811
I don't see it on her channel, so it seems so
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>>115195836
ask pcg maybe her archivefag has it
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https://gofile.io/d/qCYu6WeI
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I will bake
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>>115196334
very kind
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>>115196303
Thank you, kind gay
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>>115196303
thanks dobby droog
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new
>>115197502
>>115197502



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