This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (éåį įž)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Lumi was too lazy to make a scheduleLumiTunes (Covers & Originals): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-Kaneko Lumi 1st Album-Gliese 667:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3DqikWH1JWHE3MMutI4aCT3OnwzZCgx0https://kanekolumi.bandcamp.com/album/gliese-667https://open.spotify.com/album/1A3EEylv5yfroWVb2aK6tvIdol Songs:https://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/p1zyec.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg Previous Thread:>>114995207
rolling for two hours of cozy yap
lumi needs to groom sinon into her sex toy before it's too late
i need to restock my lumi images
what did dawnwalker do to piss her off?
>>115191445He was nice
Honestly bibi should knot lumi
>>115196047I would allow this under certtain specific circumstances>>115195235vampire wasnt mean and rapey enough for her?
how do we get lumi to share her collection of most goonable jelly images that she saved over the years
loombi I'm hungry!!!!!
Lumi is being a submissive tradwifehttps://youtu.be/fnAXhw2tiJM
uuuu she's playing the dorky pokemon bgm I love her
>>115198374yay
Why is she so smug?
>>115199369gone far too long without physical correction and her, for once the word is appropriate, foid brain can't handle it
do you think lumi is going to be smart enough to spend the rest of the day doing literally nothing other than mindless tv/vidya/shitposting and maybe stress goon or do you think she'll find busy work to avoid taking a much needed breather now that the matathon is finally over?
>>115200600>Went from hating on Malfoy to loving Malfoid
>>115200983she always liked him. it's just a thing she does. part of it is social/profesional caution, some is just the woman wants to know if you can hear what she really means thing, and part of it is her pathological brattiness forcing a bratty relationship with her own thoughts
>>115200983ok that's kinda hot...
>>115200600Lumi's the type of Harry Potter obsessed freak who knows her house, owns house robes, and would cook those new betty crocker chocolate frogs while listening to the Harry Potter soundtrack in set robes.
>>115202138Why does she like bad boys?
Just opened Twitch while pissing my dick and you guys don't appreciate just how useless and retarded these cunts are wholesale. Just stop watching for a few months and you begin to understand just how stupid you were to ever entertain them. These cunts can do nothing for you.
>>115203197Regardless if you're right or not you have to agree it's a good deal more pathetic to keep coming back even after realizing the fact
>>115202913Hot
>>115202995someone who knows better than to put up wtih her shit can probably protect her from people who would give her shit. that's a reasonable assumption to make, but one backed up by some perhaps unreasonable assumptions born of her personal experience with "nice guys" and passivity.
>>115200983Lumi loves femdom
>>115205047In a way yes.
>>115206682?
>>115203598She wants someone with a backbone who's smart. Smarts are the biggest thing for her. If she got some bad boy, she would get bored fast for not being able to yap about her dumb nerdy hobbies.
https://x.com/Myth1cArts/status/2105130532027736068
>>115209740Lumi plap
>>115209740Insane.
>>115209740this is what I'm trying to say
>>115206890dumb and bad aren't synonyms and anon said "like" as in harry potter character crush. the source and direction of instinct isn't the same as the criteria someone comes up with after sitting down and thinking about it rationally. it's both. as in thia case, it's both. a woman can find self-serving competence sexy while finding safer forms of ambition and competence breedable.I'm not saying you were implying that anything is a binary, merely reiterating for clarity's sake that I'm not in the "labeling hysteria" camp where useful attributions are treated as the sum of all properties.
also, lia should be forced to eat lumi's pussy. double points if lumi is tied to the bed and cant wriggle away to reduce the intensity of her orgasm
>>115210608>forgot pic relatedcarelessness is perhaps the cardinal solecism of rape adjacent posting
>>115210608>>115211488Isn't Lia a cuck?
Lumi needs to take her meds.
>>115213176I feel like that is a recurring theme with phase girls, but so is wanting to fuck lumi so I think this is a viable strategy
so the malfoy posting is a dom loss thing?
anal with lolumi
>>115214952No
>>115213686I think so? Itâs why Lumi is disgusted by it.
You 3 are no longer invited to the live chat so don't bother showing your faces.
>>115218087I feel like I need context. is this a bigger meme?>>115218170nio, u
>>115217593this. lolumi is for kidnapping or special outtings with teacher or helping daddy after a long day. not for hurting
>>115213372But if she does, she becomes boring
>>115213372what the fuck are you sperging out about? did discord figure out about basket weaving and start pissing and shitting themselves again?
>>115219643she should try streaming naked. just for the thrill. idk why it is so hard for her to wrap her head around this. you dont get to be the warm little star in our life by grinding through games or being emotionally exhausted. the reason she cant articulate her own brand is because cozy-tardwife-comfort l-woman-having-fun vibes are easy to spot but hard to explain. fun comes from knowing happy baby exists. hell, contrast the start of monday night when she had energy and the end when her social battery was dead dead dead and she just needed to hide behind the game. it's not that lumi hiding behind game isnt cozy one on one, it is extremely cozy. it's that she made fun into work.we can tell when it is work. bitch's job is to have fun for us. not make our fun into work while we're literally at work
It's Lemon Time!https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://youtu.be/9jwWGb2VOdw
>>115209740this would fix her
I hope control is decent
What posesses you anons to generate blocks of text for a woman who will never love you?
kicking down would be cruel
>>115224578I would humor lumi's foot fetish with a footjob. it feels a little submissive but there's a leash work around
>>115222082This stream is awful. She really hates control resonant.
Why doesn't Miia wait until Lumi finishes streaming anymore? Is she retarded?
>>115227573you want to start stream shortly before the target ends so you can hopefully catch a raid
>>115227888yes
I LOVE SLOP
>>115228096make something with lumi and miia fucking. preferably involving puppy play. also, what circumstances would be required to get lumi to top a girl
>>115218170*rapes you*
>>115228096I love Miia.
>11
>>115234291Hina's graduation caught us off guard
I dont want to accidentally be mean to anyone whose oshi is graduating but I am so confused
>>115234986
>>115236101>>115234986
do we really need to petition sakana to get bgm banned during workout wednesdays?
>>115238298Yes
>>115239385actually, that isnt a half bad idea. it would be funny as all hell for her to be getting shit as a gooner and as a professional at the same time.
>>115242210My name is Chyat not Potter. Fix it.
>>115242210post defeat defeating?
awwww cute I get it now.
unrepentant Kaneko Lumi laughs about rape, then suicide, then seeks an education on pimpery (Yale didn't offer that degree)
>>115245214Itâs true.
>>115242210Why is she like this
at least lumi immediately realizes how silly she is about relationships the moment she gets to see herself from the man's pov.
>>115249204has she ever seen an older sister groomer?
>>115249260Yes, multiple times
>>115234996If you were actually surprised by that you didn't read the writing on the wall with her not streaming for over a year.
Lemon has been streaming for 7 hourshttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
hell yeah back to dawnwalker
Why is Lumi still streaming?
>>115255201
>>115255249I would save Runie unlike with Lumi
>>115253864I fucking hate gumis
>>115255477Same
>>115258941She deserves better
>>115259011yeah, me. deserves is a strong word tho
why didn't she try harder to save yuri
>>115259377Yuri was a threat to her. Just like Hina.
>>115259377I want to know what she actually did to get fired
>>115259776She rejected Sakana's advancements.
>>115242210>oh nyo you're forcing me to show you my tits
>>115259377You can't expect sympathy from someone who hasn't experienced it, but also Sakana was doing the trying, see: Anya
>>115260883rumor has it that sakana was being very patient with her. I think phase may need to start telling people no to their nepo hires when it's obvious they have a personality disorder or some other crazy within 15 minutes of hearing them talk.
>>115260883>see: AnyaAnya was robbed of her 3d concert
>>115261004she dessrved 4
>>115262417Yeah 4 punches to the throat. Fuck off anya sucked ass and fucked her opportunity. Same with Yuri everyone was upset with her specially lia and hime. Even lumi wasnt happy with her dont rewrite history you fags.
>>1152624465 concerts just for your autism
>>115262485She'll never do anything but mindlessly watch shit ass youtube vids or shorts to 100 people.
>>115263003And she was more genuine than Lumi could ever be.
>>115263003it was sarcasm anon, but given how I spent a quarter second about to lunge at the throat of the other anon who replied, I have to forgive your non-noticinga
>>115263029I guess when you're a full blown brain damaged retard you can't really pretend to be anything else.
Lumi should openly call gym bros hot and say the almost metro-sexual men are handsome so we refine the v-tubing space into a place of pure chads like Henry Cavil, I think this would allow us gumis to be taken far more seriously and would give the community more aura.
>>115264177henry caville is not metrosexual you twat. you might be gay tho
>>115264177Metrosexuals died out almost immediately and they've been replaced by looksmaxxers
>>115264673is he even looks maxing? I think he just is. aura is such a faggy zoomerism but it actually applies here
>>115264840Henry Cavill is when he's involved in movie productions but he's just a regular guy outside of that. I was pointing out that the 90s metrosexual has been replaced by the faggy wigger/zoomer version
>>115265411yeah that's what I mean. he simply exists and that's more than enough to bend reality around him. too bad the low functioning political types that harm their ideology by association with their inceling are the public face of autism hobbies cause there really wad a better option
>>115265467You're thinking of the version of him that's on keto 24/7 with the best PTs in the industry taking months off. Recently when he was trying to get 40k done before Highlander you could see him like he would be normally. When he's back to cutting that's when he turns into Superman
>>115265533if they ever made a live action horus heresy (they wont or it will be aids, but if they did) then obviously no one could portray the emperor and all of that shit would have to be implied, but I would let him be sanguinius. he could carry.
an anon made a compelling case for ember playing slytherin themed support. sure she enjoys the view from the cuck chair, but she'd spend her time there laughing at the sight of dizzy crying and gleefully eating ass to reduce the cooldown time between blowing loads in lumi. that sort of thing.lumi was right to put them in the same house. even jelly offering her colored ass in tribute is best understood in man language as colonial collaboration over her own people.good take.
>>115267817Lumi should be drawn exclusively with pale white skin
>>115268217yeah it's way hotter and also her diffuse identity thing means it is harder for her to get into her fun mode when she cant physically relate to the character
lumi should do this to other girls to gratify my ego
>>115270519
how do we make lumi share all of the lolumi and lolia smut she has stashed away
>>115271079We donât.
>>115272236defeatism is so cool
>>115272870She made us this way
>>115273116God, why does she peddle every fad so quickly
Watch out wife https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>115273949well you have to peddle the fad before it fades, that's why it's called a fad baka
>does same stream>gets 4x noombersWhats wrong? Why do they lovethe wonton more than the lemon?
>>115274618Shiina is a whore, Lumi keeps her legs close.
>>115265891Rumor has it he was planning to portray Eisenhorn
>>115267750Who does it better?
>>115274833
Does anyone have a (or multiple) videos of Lumi "okay yay"-ing they can share?
This is all I got champ.
>>115276125I'll take itThere's 1 on YT but there's gatta be more on twitter and such
I think lumi thought we were judging her for doing the bad shit in games when we were expressing how games are the welcome form of escapism. not because the best possible outcome is guaranteed by a sufficient amount of brain power invested into min maxing a solution. that's always true. escapism because that best possible outcome is also a good one.
oh cool we have a visit from clara schizo
>>115270781the corruption begins
>>115274977Lumi obviously. Though she would be an even better Luna.
>>115274833>>115277434Shiina is everything malfoid has embodied during this trend perfectly. Lumi is just a usual bitch
>>115274833Shiina by a mile. This isnt even a new thing its just a generic tsundere with a Harry pothead twist. Also I was justified lumi's older model is so mich better than her new outfit.
>>115277115seriously when did she become a constantly yelling screeching gremlindidn't used to be
Remember what they took from you
>>115280407Because we cheat on her with different girls
lumi should breastfeed an urufugang (me)
lumi loves me?
WOW MY GOD I LOVE LUMI SO MUCH WHY CAN SHE DO SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BRITISH SLAG VOICE IM GONNA CUM
>>115283403*cums*
>>115282855No. She loves me.
>>115280868I miss her old model
Love Lumi
This could've been lumi in another timelinehttps://x.com/_lems7/status/2051082941137076608https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QHEnUOaDGAk
>>115287742momi?
>she shut down pupmi redebutgrimone of her best characters
>>115290535such is life. she read it wrong tho of course
poor lumi wants to swap to a better topic but keeps getting guilted back into it
I hope she doesnt make this her first video essay. it needs to be something she already knows about and didnt rush through learning because she wasnt stream vibing.this is a bold new thing she is doing, she shouldnt risk her first effort on an awkward obligation
poor scared tardwife. she's going to be just fine.
>>115293539No
>>115294216yes. especially with the gas and liquid food. and an open window but not a breeze so her teeth dont get dry
>>115290535Why does she hate Pupmi so much?
>>115297120She's never said why.>inb4 2000 word essay on her childhood trauma and deep hidden private emotions being the reason she won't wear the dog outfit and and shock collar and how she actually wants to be pupmi but the the evil discord cabal forces her not to
Would Lumi be a vtuber mom?
>>115297120she doesn't like doing it since the petplay feels too intimate and she doesn't like doing fanservice
Loki should rape a gumi
>>115297474Lumi already confirmed that most likely never leave. She'll just stream less
>>115297453uhh it's way fucking simpler than that, and no I wont explain why
>>115298392would lumi seethe or be glad?
>>115298892unironically depends on which gumi
watching the start of the malfoid stream to hear what lumi considered mean >chyat asks why enemies to lovers is so much fun>lumi explains it is because we get the struggle AND the chasefair, double the drama I guess>oh also>the basics of human happiness means getting bored shortly after the chase is over>oh_boy.png>5 mins later>with men, familiarity often forms the foundation of love>*record scratch*at first I thought this was just an example of sexy 12 year old brain biting both ways, but she literally explained why the first statement was false less than 10 mins later. she just can't integrate the discrete realizations into a proper framework. poor thing must think by rote.I suddenly underatand why she thinks introversion is a debuff rather than an alternate approach. introversion without the ability to introspect is introversion without the ability to soak up the tiring outside stuff and rearrange it internally until it becomes the fuel you redirect towards the rest of the world. she should really read some digestable phil papers, because this isnt just another case of halfwits thinking phil is simple because the glorified english teachers at brown made it into creative writing. she really needs the practice. the means of introspection are initiatory knowledge. you cant just see the answer or procedures list and actually understand them without first going through the reps.hopefully she uses the time off to make use of some of the shit she was already given
lemon woman love
Lumi will be fine as God wills it.
>>115305122But Lumi hates god
>>115305176sure but He doesn't hate her so it works out. I am slightly concerning over the lack of a I survived tweet
>>115300105>most girls liked MalfoyThis has to be a mommy thing or something, genuinely baffling, Malfoy is cartoonishly pathetic from the get go. You immediately know that he has no abilities or convictions of his own and that he's completely reliant on his father to get what he wants. Even his only two "friends" are only sucking up to him because their parents are Lucius' subordinates. Hermione is more of a bad boy than Malfoy is, looks-wise I don't really get it either. The one "redemption arc" he has is when it's revealed that he was being a dick because he couldn't live up to Lucious expectations, a parent whose crown achievement is being magic-hitlers cockgobbler and would also sacrifice his kid without a second thought.That comment about happiness was seriously bleak though, I would not want to be the guy that has to deal with that shit every day
>>115307301to men he came off as instapathetic but I think girls saw someone spawn in with so much power that he literally had henchmen from day 1 and went uuuuu I care about his approval. and let's be real, with women, approval and infatuation are closely related enough for everyone to assume working women were just sluts until at least the 60s.no arguments re: your central premise howvever. I still have absolutely no understanding of how the malfoid meme took off. at least in lumi's case it makes sense as a means of "ironically" stripping away a layer of irony and be needy/flirt back. that's a very lumi specific reason tho and wouldnt work even for her if some other bandwagon effect didn't take off. apparently shiina did a good job but I'm just going to tellmyself it's a dom loss/rapebaiting thing and leaving it at that.also, yeah. the good thing about lumi is that she is ammenable to reason in the rare circumstances in which such exchanges are viable. which I have to admit is becoming a tiresome affair, but that's tangential. she bas the hardware to not be retarded but her operating system is all fucked and needs some debugging if she's gonna stop being so damn laggy
>>115306006Lumi is the whore of Babylon as predicted by the book of revelation
could lumi verify heliopolis and earn 10k?
>>115308176nah she just needs some discipline. a combination of dickings, forced literacy, and defeat in verbal detail ought to be sufficient to interupt the prophecy. besides, there's no way her physically awkward ass is that good a fuck
>>115308304she should be beaten with a stick if she doesnt follow up
she's alive and presumably without major complications. it hurts much more the first day than the next.
>>115308717What has she been doing to her face?
>>115308156>I still have absolutely no understanding of how the malfoid meme took ofI know why
>>115310379she was being bratty about stream times and rushing through games. so until she learns to relax and have fun again, she has to slap herself in front of the mirror every night
>>115310496hot blonde chick artfemdom or rapebait so all can enjoy
>>115311741Lumi would totally hate her brother for dating a mudblood.
>>115311741dental surgery marks the one occasion I would consider eating out. it's generally all gross and submissive, but I'd take the hit to keep her distracted
Do you guys think Lumi is ever happy with herself?
>>115312599smugly satisfied off of a win, sure. happy.. I.. well okay, first define "with herself". do you mean 1.is she ever happy, 2. is she ever happy when alone, or 3. is she ever happy while consciously thinking about what it means to be lumi? I think you meant 3, but just for the sake of clarity.
