>be me, flat chested short female vtuber enjoyer >get boyfriend into vtubers >expecting him to oshi biboo, gura, lap-chan etc; >ācan you cosplay marine ?ā>mfw his oshis are Marine, Nerissa & Mori >think, āhmm maybe I can turn this around & lolipill himā>cosplays Gura during sex >he looks at a Paizuri doujin while doing it with me>cant paizuri me, only naizuri >loses his boner Weāve been together 7 years and heās never expressed an interest in big boobas until recently. Iām considering implants.
>>115230810>his oshis are Marine, Nerissa & MoriI'd dump his ass for this shit taste alone.
>>115230810Nobody wants implants.
>>115230852Weāve been together since HS, I think maybe he thought Iād grow more but I didnātā¦
>>115230937Be that as it may, implants are not the answer. And if it's never come up even once before then he's been awfully considerate of your feelings for years. Maybe this just isn't important.
>>115230987>Maybe this just isn't important.This. I like big boobs, but boobs are boobs period.
>>115230810There's no cure for being a retarded oppaifag. To be fair, though, Gura isn't particularly sexy like Biboo or Ina are.
>>115231102Losing boner tho? Sexually unsatisfied for 7yrs.
>>115230810I didn't know jannies allowed you to post gore in the OP pics.>"can you cosplay Marine????"Kek I'm so sorry OP but your guy has to be one of the densest motherfuckers in existence to say that without realizing how it'd bother you.I never really understood guys despite being one but I legit think that most really don't mind boob size as much as girls believe. Obviously a few care and extremes can make a difference (huge boobs vs flat chested etc.) but it really isn't as big a deal as girls fear. Your guy loves *you*, and he chose you.Now having said that if stuff like the paizuri doujin is true then I guess I do see 2 issues (heh) in that maybe he does like big boobs or at least it has the spice of variety, and he seems to be... a bit insensitive in not being more mindful of how blatantly watching stuff like that could make you feel. It could be that he likes the personalities of the girls more than their body types. I mean Marine is pure sex you can't deny that.
How many levels of larp are you on OP
>>115231263Not gore, she spilled strawberry jam while playing pool. Marine is sexo, and I donāt mind reading doujins during sex ( I like eroges and have a doujin collection myself ), itās just like damn. Why not pick a doujin more similar to what I can offer? If he read loli doujin this issue for me wouldnāt exist.
>>115230810>boyfriendyou really should kill yourself phoneposting whore
>>115230810you are making my jacking off life experience seem so fucking awesome compared to this sad relationship, jesus...
>>115230810i think he doesnt care much about it if he has been with you for 7 years
Just a reminder that OP will never be a woman, thank you.
>>115231684I'm sure there is a hole somewhere.
Fakest shit I ever read but I was amused anyway
>>115231870Fake and gay for you, real and straight for me. I wish I was on your end of things.
>>115231954Prove it.
>>115231997Id post tits but as per the green text, I have naught a breast to spare
>>115230810Really gay thread but that's a cool pic
>>115232050You got a chest.
>>115230810>get boyfriend into vtubersWhy would you fuck yourself over like that?
>>115230937Oh man this shit is a trainwreck in the making. Please keep us updated, i need some drama.
>>115231870If this was any other board yes. But the type of women who are into vtubers are often weirdos autist.
>>115230810>>he looks at a Paizuri doujin while doing it with me>>cant paizuri me, only naizuri>>loses his bonerHow the fuck can that be posible...
You must introduce him to flat, menhera women
>>115232086Lord forbid I wanted to bond with the guy. We are both otaku. We share things like this with each other.
>>115232260Post your flat chest or shut up.
>>115232254Anon, I did the bandaid trope and he didnāt care much for it. Just wanted to try Paizuri, didnāt work, sex died. Itās just something he doesnāt like for some reason.
>>115232193I heard some people that are really into porn it can happen too. And watching doujin while fucking a girl does some weird, you think your sexual arousal while fucking a girl would be you know the girl.
>>115232260Ngl, right after hs is sometimes not a great idea, i mean i wish you best but yeah.....
>>115232277Unfortunately not that much of a whore. I wonāt cheat on bf even if he isnāt sexually attracted to me anymore.
>>115232331He'll appreciate that when he dumps you for someone with boobs.
>>115232369 Probably true canāt even deny that. Oh well, I can always just look confused in the manga section of Barnes and noble and snag me a new otaku.
>>115230810That is inconsiderate but if you wanted a head turning petite cosplay, Shion's the way to go
>>115230810You always have your ass faggot. Get it moving, also>Nerissa and MoriNigga.
>>115230810Can you get pregnant?
>>115232193I mean, not a similar situation but once I had a girl trying desperately to try something new and lick my nipples, turns out I just felt nothing. Went from full pole to a falling tree that I just felt bad about it, and started to make out with her just to get myself back up, couldn't break her heart to make her see that she only made me lose a boner and left my nipples all wet for no reason
>>115231328>Why not pick a doujin more similar to what I can offer?Because he has you for that, and the doujin stuff is like a fantasy. Specially if he didn't stare much at irl women with big boobs before. Also with the loli stuff some guys might be reluctant to even appear to like it for fear of their girlfriends thinking they're creeps. I think the graver matter of this is the amount of miscommunication I seem to read between the two of you. I can totally imagine him thinking in his head that its so obvious he loves you and that this is just like a fetish thing that it doesn't even occur to him that you might be upset. Is he the kind of guy it's difficult to have emotionally serious or intimate conversations with? I think you can like try to ask him what is it that he likes about Marine or Mori and start from there.>>115232304I saw a story once where a girl was fucking her boyfriend while she read the erotica she wrote aloud to him.
>>115232331It's okay, we're not sexually attracted to you either. We just wanna see, for science
>>115232523Yeahhhh I didn't want to be mean but that's kind of not a great selection specially if its for the reason I suspect lol.Actually OP, has he ever expressed any interest in the mommy coded chuubas?
>>115232628I dont know why women think men like habing their nipples licked. If you are into it by all means, go ahead, but if you are doing it for me. Yeah no, i dont feel anything. Let me suck your nipples, seems more win win
>>115230852I do like them though.
>>115231328Femankn the fact the he needs to see porn manga while fucking you is already weird. His arousal should come from literally having a women in front of him.>>115232650That sounds more like a fantasy thing, same as roleplaying. Reading random doujin while fucking to he able to get hard, yeah thats weird
>>115230810It's OK, you can naizuri me instead.
>>115232769Most men will put up with them or are too dumb to tell the difference but very few seek them out and they're out numbered by the guys who will be put off by them.
>>115232277>>115232061Stop being rude, dude.
>>115232841This is all fake so why does it matter?
>>115232827I don't know(or care) about other men. For me it is:Big naturals >big implants> medium natural> fake medium > pettanko. I just like how big boobs look too much.
>>115232086Unironical cuckqueen behavior I'm baffled
>>115232876You are bringing the mood down by acting like a cunt.
>>115232911I'm open to every kind of boobs but there is something mesmerizing to seeing big natural boobs bounce around in their unique inertia. Like it's fascinating to see them follow the flow of movement, its not something that implants quite replicate either.
>>115232930Well, pics would bring the mood back up no matter what I said.
>>115232876It needs to be even more fictional than this, vtubers end up more realistic than my fucking back pain after changing windows blind rolls all day
>>115232938That's true, that's the reason big naturals are the best, but fakies still look good with clothes.>>115232959Nah
>>115230810Implants only look good when clothed, nude they look awful and feel even worse at touchAnd only kinda work when the girl has a natural C cup at least, starting from a flat chest will be bad, especially if you can't afford a top tier surgeon
Fake and gay thread.
Mediums are premium.
>>115232911For me it's a mix of marring something natural and beautiful and the frightening tendency of women using them to patch a psychological hole futilely.
>>115233019>but fakies still look good with clothes.Might have a moid bias but I don't really like implants. I'd even say that small naturals are better than big implants (not that I'm of the "big is automatically better" kind) because its more feminine.
>>115233101That's right! Bring your mom, anon! A good, cheap whore while guide us to the right, straight path
>>115232682All his past waifus have always been the ones similar to me ( Konata Izumi, Kobeni, Izutsumi from dunmesh ) but ever since I put him on Hololive itās been oppai ever since. I think he hadnāt realized there was more than 1 type of woman until now.
>>115232778Itās not that he *needs* dirty manga to get it going, I just like doing that because I like to make fantasies come true. He found a Paizuri manga and insisted on it ( since he knows Iāll recreate anything esp in cosplay for teh irl animez ) and it just. Didnāt work. Because obviously it wouldnāt and then boom awkward boner loss.
>>115230810Thanks for the boner, anon. That's hot.
>>115233154There's something alluring about watching prude chicks like Mori or Kronii go all out with cleavage, the bounce and the boob jokes. That doesn't apply to Marine though, I don't think.
>>115233187There's a literal doujin about this too 318883
>>115233175I just love the female body, man. no matter big or tiny boobs, if she has a healthy body it just gets my hard when it needs it, man. I've been more of an ass man myself. and that just needs some squats and good meals to give shape
>>115230810>gore op>flat as a boardsounds like wife material >dated for 7 years>never knew about bf's oshis>never knew about bf is into titty monsters>nerrisa and moriyour bf has shit taste and doesn't know what he actually wantspost tits cutie and channel
>>115233175Nigga sounds gay ngl
>>115232589I try not to
>>115233154>I think he hadnāt realized there was more than 1 type of woman until now.Hmmm I guess it kinda sounds like he had a bit of an awakening but that doesn't mean necessarily that he is only into oppai now. Of course there is also the matter of liking something as a fantasy vs the practicality of making it real. For example I might like women with small feet but if I feel I wanna marry a woman I wouldn't call the deal off just because she wears a US 9 or something. I could see him going "Yeah I like big boobs but the woman I love doesn't have them so its no biggie" just like how I recognize I like ryona but only in anime, or how I recognize that the vast majority of women wouldn't want to indulge my reverse NTR fetish. You can totally have a fetish for something without it affecting your irl relationship. That said it also depends on the solidity of the foundation the relationship is based on. I assume you two mostly communicate well and its just that this issue is somewhat recent.
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>>115233175He needs to start taking testosterone or some shit
How does one look upon a biological female and not get hard, save only for extremes?>see woman of relative attractive>inflate benisWhereās the difficulty here?
>>115233557There was one time I hated the woman so much and felt so upset I couldn't sustain an erection. It eventually worked though. But I can see it happening if the guy was really upset by something.
>>115233600Hmm, fair enough. Sometimes, not even a hate boner works.
>>115233557because shes retarded and tried to do paizuri specifically when she has no tits nobody wants to feel the crypt keeper giving them a nuru massagedumbass op should buy a pair of those fake boob vests if she really loves her man
Check it.
>>115233294Assuming thread isn't fake & gay, my point is that he is clearly interested in a primary marker of fertility. You should therefore ask him whether he thinks an interest in fertility is the underlying cause of his fetish. In any case it sounds like watching your breasts grow would make him very happy.
Gotta step up the ass game, start doing squats
>comes to the vtuber board to brag about having a partnerplease become like in the picture you posted
>>115234280Being this weak will get YOU into that pretty scene first, anon.
>>115234324I hope your bf NTRs you with some big boobed bimbo
>>115233557You are young.
>>115233557I'm too porn addicted and goonfried my brain. Even if an attractive naked woman appeared in front of me. Theres like a 80% chance I wouldn't get hard off the sight alone.
>>115230810got any single female friends like you?
>>115234409Thank you for making me laugh ;)
>>115233154Surprised Miyuki didn't spark something, then again she was never front and center...I wonder if it was a certain mix as usually that sort of type awakens fast.
>>115235284You now remind me of that moment in the OVA where a dog or deer snuck their snout under Miyuki's skirt and she akwardly tried to fight it off and she looked so breedable there
>>115232923>cuckqueenThis has got to be the hottest fetish
