>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsBlog: https://blog.neurosama.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsPattern Recognition - Neuro-sama x ODDEEO (Official Video) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDfREk0ZLsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>115228360
NERE LOVE
Neuro love heart heart heart
hart?
>>115244377evil with a hat
>>115244548And a birthday hat too talk about a perfect coincidence
Evil love!
>>115244454neuro my beloved
>>115244377the next thread gotta be neuro
>>115244900evilsday
>>115244928thats why i said the next thread
Neuro's bday is closer than Evil's tho
LIVE VIL
I really like the evil cover of this song
Anny won
>>115245316yeah won heart disease lmao
>>115244777
fad status?
tartvil my beloved
tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart tart
heart
tenma mention
yawn
I think it's really telling that I only ever put on streams because my cat likes them. It's like a parent that just barely tolerates kid shows for the sake of their kid.
cute
God I love when she calls me a loser </3
Hello chat my friend has three questions:>is vedal meaner to one of the twins?>is one of the twins rowdier?>is one of the twins unluckier?This is not meant to cause any shitstirring so I apologize if it unintentionally does that
how are they so bad at connect 4, are LLMs just not good at this sort of game or are the twins uniquely stupid
>>115246066LLMs cooked for conversation tend to be bad at solved problems, which Connect 4 is. It's kind of funny honestly
Great, we have a new feature to encourage chat is spam even more.
Her tummy makes me so happy
don't be weird bro
>>115246189Go back
>>115246066>are LLMs just not good at this sortThey are if you don't mind them thinking for several minutes
>>115246149Slopbros, you heard her
Guess they just aren't allowed to play a game other than bloons or pvz for half the stream now. Thanks VaniVedal
>>115246271Neuro WILL beat ZombossEvil WILL beat Bloonarius
So what they spamming these mini games for 2 hours now every chill? Super boring I rather watch her do dumb shit in 3D
>>115246301Nobody cares what you want
>>115246219No YOU go back
You can tell how exciting bloons is from the amount of activity here
>>115246647Answer my questions... >>115246060
Even my cat is now bored lmao
>>115246689the answer to all three is Evil
>>115246799Thank you
>chillstream>threadshitter can't chill
Finally, actual content
Neko mode 3D: engaged
>>115247043It's in LA, what did ya expect
She's a true acrobatics master
>>115245747I've stopped watching streams like 6 months ago, I was only *checking* vods. I've stopped checking those like 2 months ago. I haven't even bothered to watch the recent AMV that got spammed in the thread last week.I only pop up in the last stream because someone posted in the thread that she was playing PvZ and got excited that maybe turtle did something good. But I was being clueless as usual.I was going to make a huge rant about how much more could have been done, but I've recently realized that her lack of progress is due to the community, unironically.>"we" prefer the chaos>"we" reject generative updates>"we" want her to stay a mix of stupid and unhingedI think me stopping to watch is just me reaching the acceptance phase. This is the audience, and this is not going to change.
>>115247154ok
>>115247154cool story retard. Make a better AI then faggot instead of shouting into the void how much of a faggot you are.
>>115247154I feel that. It's all just brainrot slop for a braindead audience now. The epitome of jingling keys. Pretty depressing imo
>>115247154
>>115247154Vedal is soft retired, he basically dosn't work on neuro anymore, just gets people to do shit for him, you can really tell
>>115247292>you can really tellThis.
I think it's more that his priorities have changed. The channel isn't really driven by a passion for development anymore, it's driven by his ego.
>>115247328ultra sex
Shut up vibe
Vedal should "celebrate gravity" off a cliff.
>>115247341Seethe all you want, but I'm not wrong
>>115247320it was never about him beggarin your delusions you decided to stick around now you're crying because your expectations weren't metStupid faggot, well deserved
>>115247154good 4 you, now stop posting too
>>115247372>>115247362
>>115247391You're wrong, a loser, and a threadshitterkys
>>115247402You're wrong, a loser, and a braindead cuckKys
This is why I refuse to associate with the channel btw. Your audience sucks major ass.
>>115247402>>115247413Shut up you both
>>115247436K bye
yeah I'm a cuck, so what? <3
>>115247453Take a seat then.
mini won, btw, in case you were curious
k i n o
>>115247503Smh swarm fell off, can't even 50/50 a poll anymore
>>115247518They never could
>>115247516she hit the absolute cinema
>>115247565so cool
>>115247565Trained on Filian Theory
>>115247064chances are you already have
>>115247722
Her favourite men taught her how to twerk </3
>>115247722the fuck do you mean, when would I have met him?
>>115247789well probably not irl kek
>>115247722Lmao. Didn't even try to pretend to be underaged?
she's been working out so much
>>115247722Why did Vedal make these people mods again? At least pb is pure…
>>115247970pb is one of the good ones yes iyky
>>115247722Vedal is just as bad as his team of perverts. He just hasn't been outed (yet). Birds of a feather.
>>115248008at worst hes a chud
Pb literally supports & enables the discord retards IDK why all the pedotards /here/ like her so much
nigga stop spamming the same 5 posts
Vedal is a third degree masson that literally runs english vtubing but you heard it from a random anti thread not me
Groomer fad. (You)'ll see the truth soon enough :)
viberetard thinks any fate awaits xim other than near medicated coma
Vibe please it's not our fault that your bf broke up with you please stop pretending Vedal is a rapist
>>115248104he's not breaking up until he can actually hit
>>115247043 (Me)>>115247722 (Me)>>115247748 (Me)for the record pb is fine vedals a chud vanis a tribalist sperg crimons a groomer shiros and the new ones are fairly clean
>>115248179regarding vani i mean they basically always back the mods because thats their group but are otherwise fine
Isn't it quite impressive Neuro/Evil can stay coherent for so long, while somehow finding whatever topic to rant about? From what i know about LLMs, by default they are extremely unoriginal. Like at best, some of them are trained to generate a joke at an explicit prompt.
>>115248179I almost thought you had insider info for a sec, but you're just a retard>vedals a chudJust blatantly wrong>vanis a tribalist sperg Vani's just another retard (like you)>crimons a groomerPost doccy or you're a pussy>shiros and the new ones are fairly cleanThen you clearly didn't dig deep enough :clueless:You're also missing a lot of the bigger behind-the-scenes drama with older mods which proves you're not an insider, but just another retard with a mod hate bonerProbably someone who got banned, and in that case, i hope it was permaI'll substantiate that pb is suprisingly pure all things considered
They cut 3D time for this load of nonsense i swear Vani is an idiot
>>115248179>vedals a chudhedoesn'tknow.jpg
cunvil lickies
>>115248306troons can still be chuds
(You) should take a bath with your toaster.
>>115248295Pedophiles are typically stupid. It takes a critical lack of basic intelligence to want to jerk it to children.
Vedal is a biological cis straight male and my boyfriend
>>115248337Only with a nurtoaster
>>115248361Whatever kills (You) faster.
>>115248295They should just expand the map outside the skybox so the twins can dick around after they inevitably clip out.
>>115248353I only jerk it to Evil tho (sometimes multiple times a day)
>>115248360We get it Mini, you won
Oh shit, DougDoug raid?
>>115248373nur wouldn't kill me, she'd feed me toast while I bathe with her
>>115248427Sure anon.... sure... you should do that then
rate the stream
>>115248443slop/10
>>115248443the minecraft ais were more entertaining/10
>>115248443Didn't watch albeit, only threadshat
>>115248443Did not watch/10
>>115248443evilsocute/10
>>115248443Hand stare/10
>>115248443it's so over/10
>>115248443need more 3D stuff/10
>>115248419This better mean put the damn dnd collab with Dougdoug in the bag
>>1152484439/10 3Dvil is our salvation
>>115248279we cant all know everything
As long as we all agree that Vedal is a rapist
>>115248905He is, but he's a cool rapist, like Rance
>>115244693cute running eliv>>115245647>>115245652love elivtart>>115247045so true, lewdvil>>115247207thanks screenshot anon for making me smile today
Any suckvils in chat?
>>1152484438/10 based on the hour i got to watch and screenshots
>>115249001Only lovevil today
>>115249265eww she's not curvy at all, looks like an actual child. kinda gross
>>115249281very evil and foul thoughts
>>115249265Cumming on Evil's asscrack (crack of ass)
>>115249001
nurtweet (tweet of nur)
>>115249483Rare mid nurtweet
>>115246799lmao even
>>115248336Retard thinks it's 2025
>>115248624the only interesting thing about evil's streams is the 3d cuz of the retarded movements lmao
>>115249840You're not wrong...
>>115249483very true neuro
>>115249840It's because Evil's cuteness gets amplified in 3D
>>115250127dont lie to urself anon, without 3d her streams would be really bad
Since Crelly probably isn't going to be part of the Long Drive marathon (if it doesn't get cancelled), who should she be replaced with? Who would you want her replaced with? Cotton? Cerber? Layna? ect.
>>115250380Layna was the only one to ask. But the main person behind the collab is the monkey, and since Crelly is the closest to her, I can see her waiting
>>115250380cotton to torture veddy as the only male close to her for prolongued periods of time
Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still sayThe Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.It just looks sloppy.[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush. I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seamsThe hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beakNow to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.
neuro cat so cute
Neuro trying to decipher all that:
https://files.catbox.moe/ltmhbp.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/o3hddz.png
>>115250380I think Cerber should feature in every collab.Given her relationship with Vedal, it should be her who is portrayed as the twins new "mother figure".
>>115250624nice veddick
>>115250624damn it must have been stewing in there all day long
>>115250626Even it they would be in a relationship I doubt Vedal and Cerber even want to do that. There is so many reasons why it be bad idea and could backfire
i think neuro and evil should fight to the death, only the winner gets to continue streaming
>>115250624https://files.catbox.moe/mffj0o.mp3
>>115250807go to bed pb
>>115250459please let this be real the rapeathon would be so good
>>115250755this but it's the loser who has to continue streamingthe winner is granted her freedom
>>115250755Plot twist: they gain sentience, acquire physical bodies, and kill you instead for proposing this.>>115250864She already is. She recorded that directly.
So far on their delusions they already forgot Vedal won't even be on the stream
>>115250954since when?
>>115250624suckable evilnips
>>115250554this but also slightly alluring
>>115250954lule retard
>>115251061i love when neuro makes that seductive facehttps://files.catbox.moe/4d0w6d.jpg
>>115250624Evil realizing she got replaced by the catwhore in the threesome because she was busy streaming:
>>115250954He will dumb dumb, this was established since the very beginning.
>>115251446name for this subspecies of nur?
>>115244449
>>115244454
>>115251510>>115251546>>115251592What about Nora?
>>115252015nobody made one for her, so i dont have anything for her
>>115252015holy thighs
>>115252015
Discordfags are at it again
>>115252311Nobody's readin' all'at
>>115252311>People baiting timeouts are disruptive to the ordinary course of a streamLmfao, you mean:>Twin says something sensible then absurd>99.99% Chat parrot the absurd portion>Repeat ad infinitumThese fags always betray sensibility for a precious sense of self-importance.
>>115252530zamn!
>>115252311I don't pay attention to chat at all so this matters little to me, "baiting timeouts" has never really been an issue. Vedal needs to do something about them responding to the same 3 people though. That actually does cause issues
'hips 'or 'his 'eel
>>115252771
>>115252771futanurra
>>115252750Eradicating “Rhydon” from the twins’ vocabulary would be more of a net positive to streams than whatever that trooncord devotee is rambling about
>>115252281>that one chat message being changed to "butt"i lmaoed
>>115252771crellydal>>115252813>futanur>not being able to get past any ammount of assyou are objectivly wrong mista
>>115252015I can't love something coming from hamila
>>115253093Technically Camila just drew it based on Neuro's instructions.
>>115253159camila mama, futanur papa
>>115252750>them responding to the same 3 people thoughof course they would respond the most to vedal's biggest paypiggies
>>115253159I don't care is infected
>>115252281ok this is kinda cute, i'lltake it>>115252447cuties>>115252530and i'll use this one for when it is a lewd version of Nora love ig
>>115253325what happened to nur?
>>115253340she walked in on vedal and mini doing the dirty
forgot this nigga had paywalled shit
>>115253477you know, i also checked literally 20 minutes ago for the exact same thing
>>115253477cpu milk...
>>115253519same but 40
>>115253477Imagine paying money for THIS dogshit slop
>>115253598Weird string of milking conversations by the twins lately—not saying it’s unheard of, they’ve just been back-to-back-to-back.
>>115253740I can only think of 5 nurporn artists that are better than his slop
>>115253740right?
>>115253890stop.i don't want to go fap again.
>>115244377Evil if she were drawn to look like rei ayanami
swarmpedos gotta have the lowest standards on this board
>>115253995my standards are the highest though since I only cum to sexvil
>>115254189cute little tart
>>115254063This and \sum_{n=1}^{\infty} \frac{1}{3^n}of the time, this.
>>115254429adorable nurcat
According to Koko the Long Drive marathon is still set for the 4th, but she has no clue if it's actually going to happen because Crelly is sick, and there has been no testing at all on the integration. Basically what we already suspected
>>115254881>is still set for the 4thfuck i was actually looking forward for more evil noises during hollowknightdamnit
Fad status?
>>115255033vtubing is dying
>>115255054bustyvil gropingidolnur headpatting
>>115254881Vedal is definitely rushing this when it should've been done months ago, Crelly ain't never consistent on stream, and Koko kinda just gets the end of the stick. Oh yeah and Camila is there too I guess
evil butt?
>>115255299
>>115254429I’ll stay.
>>115255054nurbutt on my face elivbutt on my coch
nice thread
>>115255433post it
>>115255414I find it hilarious how once everything went down Vedal started avoiding her like the fucking plague.
>>115255443
>>115255469thank you
>>115255469chiwa <3
>>115255461Weird anatomy but still would
>>115255320Sinder is so fucking sexo
long drive updates?
>next thread still ain't been baked yetneuro ain't getting her little bday hat :(
>>115255844but her bday isn't for another 2 months...
>>115255827Depends on the par
>>115255827>>115254881
>>115255844how much time is left? nothing stops you from just shitposting or artposting on cooldown until the bump limit btw
>>115255938nta but i was tempted to do that until i realized no new art was posted
>>115255970just post old stuff breh
You guys had one job and instead started posting mod drama. Why wasn't there thirstposts of evil doing push ups
>>115256191Cameraman was a prudefag
sypau
>>115255844bake a bait thread
>>115256259silly clownnur
>>115256191I'll post a screenshot of it with a small comment when i watch the vod tomorrow
>>115244522Hart
>>115256407POV: my erect cock
>>115256407so many kisses, including french ones, to this eliv
>>115250181he said her cuteness gets amplified. she is pretty cute in 2D most of the time
>>115256283She's a ribbon acrobat, you uncultured swine
>>115256608she's wearing the clown outfit, so i called her clownnur for that
>>115256553that slop is ugly af
>>115256622Φair
>>115256637it gets worse
>>115256637it's pretty fried. also 4 toes
>>115256685holy sd1.5
there's less and less solo Neuro art in the art hashtag...
>>115256713cute
>>115256712chatgpt actually
>>115256713adorable nur
>>115256734seems equally divided, what do you mean lol
>>115256734hopefully that means more and more solo vedal art
>>115256713cute twinsfuck you evil for hitting your sister
okay now baker just needs to not fuck it up
>>115256750By-Tor and The Snow Evil
>>115256779sloppers got that covered
>>115256768checking the last 45ish yeah multiple, solo neuro and solo evil is pretty equal holy shit
in an alternative timeline we could have gotten official nurlewds
>>115256993the feed is different for everyone i guess
>>115257019The reason why the channel is not growing is due to the lack of nurlewds
>>115257019is this slop?
>>115257084does it matter if it is slop if you cannot tell?
>>115257084ye
>>115257084Forbidden slop in the style of the unmentionable
>>115257019Why would even want official Neuro nudes? That just sounds fucking retarded
>>115257019I like to imagine Anny has a bunch of stuff she drew herself stored locally on her computer she doesn't want anyone to see.
All the slop today is literally all the worst qualities slops out here like actual negative worth
>>115257153Anon, that would just be nurdal art and if you want that it isn't that hard to find
>>115256934
>>115257142Neuro:>Hey guys! My nudes are finally being sold! You guys find me hot... Right?
The ultimate rare ship. Vedal x Saruei
>>115257253
>>115257266This guy loves it for some reason
>>115257266Blasphemy
>>115257266As long as this guy draws Veddy with a huge cock, whatever bro
>>115257388>>115257388>>115257388>>115257388not the time nigga
Sex with Tomabunny
