A thread for the Meeping Mistress, Mori Calliope
>>115257458I need a shot of morpium
>>115257458Remember to love your Mori
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>streaming hours the lowest they've been in years>but please do continue to buy my overpriced merch tho
>>115259149and it's not like she's doing any work or anything literally just taking back to back vacations
New Morb VPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eanypGa00ws
>>115259149>>streaming hours the lowest they've been in yearsI knew your were lying out of your ass but the actual difference between her YTD 2025 vs 2026 being just 8(!!!) hours is really funny lol >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMzCYZoTY3EKeep in mind her 2025 is actually a tiny bit inflated because she did a 6 hour stream on October the 1st last year so it's really more like so it's really more like 605 vs 603 For as much talk about not liking streaming, vacations, etc you do, her basically matching her pervious year makes you look pretty retarded (btw, her ACTUAL lowest was in 2022 at 527 hours)
>>115259709stole the image from a stupid ass numberbeat who likes to inform the schizos there of what Mori is up to for some reason
>>115259980>for some reasonDebunking schizo ramblings like >>115259149 ?
>>115260006You got confused, my reply was saying that the schizo stole the membership image from a numberbeat
>>115259980>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxmUTZPiKzNTrrMbEAamADMVqaS8IUjLtjNTA but that post isn't from members, you can tell it does have the little "members only" tag like pic related
>>115260101rightbut it's still a stolen image posted 15 min after he saw it in #shttps://warosu.org/vt/image/ztboBXSxT2gx1ZJPmxIgUw
>>115260126>stolennta but stolen? its probably him
>>115260126Oh lmao, what a fag
So she’s back since she posted the pictures right?
>>115261046Nah not yet, she's got one last trip with some other ENs and then she's back
>>115259149Maybe her overpriced merch would sell out if she actually put in effort this year as Mori and not wasted time on vacations and roommate projects and side quest. Also be the looks of it next year is also gonna filled with many breaks for Mori considering she retweet that FT tour and their flop of a mv but I guess they have that in common now they can both be flop umg hires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZRsVkDY1ec
>>115262597She's matching last year's >>115259709
Enjoy the solo vacation mori
>>115262637Solo vacation.
>>115262622>streaming hours the lowest they've been in yearsKeyword being “years” here her hour have been in the gutter she needs to smarten up if she wants that tour she needs to have the numbers to back it up and doing side work just to make someone else famous on b side isn’t doing her any favors.
Seeing this nigga just make up 3 diffrent things and continue to pretend they are true is really funny.
>>115262779She part of hit song but it’s not on the side that matters this isn’t going to help her get that tour unless she can replicate on Mori side. She so fucking stupid it hurts to watch her sometimes, there a reason all the top artist don’t split their stuff new two persona.
>>115263221Between*
>>115263221>>115263265She likely doesn't care. Besides, It gives her credibility regardless and that Credibility is why the big sponsors ask for Mori Calliope instead of other ENs.
>>115262637>>115262707Having to make shit up and samefag isnt lending much credence to your point yknow
>>115262734And it still matched up with last year's
>>115263303>CredibilityIs worthless if you can’t replicate it on the side that matters
>>115263468Years is plural your retard it’s means more then just last year
>>115263477And how do you know that. Do you think everyone is as retarded as you?
>>115263503Why are you comparing this to years before? Might as well compare it to her first years, which I'm pretty sure she clears with no problem
>>115263448I am a boogeyman
>>115262602Look at her go!
>>115257458God I miss this outfit so much
Gotta feel bad for FT watching the groupie they took in surpass them at every turn she even retweets their shit out pity kek
>>115262707Correct, she’s going with some EN’s for the final part.
>>115262707Her VA is the one with a boyfriend, not Mori Calliope herself.
>>115268401Proof?
>>115268727Internet? Look for her alt IRL self, some time ago seems like her mother posted a photo about her and her bf (some asian dude) going to a vacation
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>>115269088Link to the archive?
>>115269208Don’t choke this time please I got 20 bucks riding on this match
>>115269088>STILL pushing the fake boyfriend caption It's so based how Kiwi and nyfco completed cuked you from being to use this angle without looking a like retard kek
>>115269208TieGODS.........
>>115269900Oh thanks god!
>>115269900>>115269208Im starting to think ope is not in her best form, a lot of fumbles
>>115270016It might actually be worse because we're doing a fucking penalties shoot out news
>>115269208>Lost 3:4 in fucking penalties
your life is NOTHING
Thank you for the game, /morig/!
>>115270136Nooooooooooo
>>115270319ggs, that was a fun one
what happened? why is is thread so slow? did deadbeats go extinct?
Looking at the spotify numbers pretty much confirms my initial impression of the song it has not legs without the game or the mv which is kinda bad if a song needs those thing to be listen to.
>>115270761>>>/#/
>>115270761>spotify numbers>https://x.com/aiobahn81/status/2105906070430609829I don't either of them give a shit about Spotify numbers, especially when nips don't really use that platform
>>115270873YouTube to Stop Counting Streams on Billboard Charts Starting in 2026 so spotify or apple music are the only valid platforms to gauge music success. I hope when she comes down from her high she looks at this with a more objective view it's not the win she thinks it is.
>>115270873only one those people has a semi successful career and the other one is manchild otaku that can't write, sing, or has manage to be sign to a label so I don't value his input in any professional manner.
>>115270940>>115271002ICL these post are of full of copeThey don't care about billboard's hot 100, they don't care about labels, they don't care about whatever meme platform you're using as a barometer that nips don't care aboutThe goal was to make a hit and they did that
>>115271293>The goal was to make a hit and they did that>They don't care about numbersThey care a lot more then you think especially mori, can't be a hit without big numbers and this song is ass without being tied to the game or MV.
>>115271293It's just the mori schizo from /#/ he's been trying everyday he can to discredit the success of teh song lmao. He just talks to himself all day over there.
In fact this song doing so well is gonna sand bag her ep release cause every song on that thing is gonna be judge off this one lol
>>115271331>>They don't care about numbersI didn't say that, I said you trying move the goalpost on what classifies as a "hit" is pathetic lolThe shit racked up 2 million views in 2 days and your first move is cherry pick from an entirely different platform and say that platform is actually the *true* barometer for success, just bend the knee fag this is embarrassing lol>>115271360>Akshully having your name associated with a hit song before your EP comes out is...LE BAD!!Like holy fuck, you're reaching "selling out the venue is bad" level of cope today kek
>>115271568>The shit racked up 2 million views in 2 dayson a platform the change how it count views not even a month ago but when I bring up a legit music platform that the entire industry uses like spotify then it doesn't count right?
>>115271568>say that platform is actually the *true* barometer for successthat's because it is youtube and twitter views mean jack shit lol
>>115271591...a platform neither of them shill and just exists. There was literally comments asking when the song would be on streaming services because they didn't check themselves and neither of them said it was anywhere else other than youtube lmao
https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/top-100-japan/pl.043a2c9876114d95a4659988497567belmao not even in the top 100 of apple music japan which nips use exclusively but you keep thinking it's not a flop
>>115271642now who's moving the goalpost lol
>>115271690No, you are installing new goal posts that never existed before lmao
>>115271712>it only count on my preferred platform that no one in the industry takes seriouslyYou retard never fail to entertain me lol
>>115271591>on a platform the change how it count views not even a month agoYou're retarded if you think an MV 2 million view in 48 hours wouldn't still be 1+ million under the old format, furthermore the current change doesn't really even benefit short-form content like MVs all that much in the first place >I bring up a legit music platform that the entire industry uses like spotifyNo you're just a naïve dumbass who think Spotify is more legitThat platform has had rampant botting problems for literally years, to the degree that two of the biggest artist around in Drake and Kendrick Lamar spent like 1/3rd of their accusing each other using bots lol
>>115271750>That platform has had rampant botting problems for literally yearsand youtube doesn't? why do think the charts stop counting it
>>115271747I'm going to give you 1 chance to figure out why getting #1 on youtube japan matters. It is very obvious that even a third world retard like you should be able to figure out why beating out other songs on the same platform is good.
>>115271783Anon, YOUTUBE decided to stop allowing their views to count towards it, not the other way around.
>>115271783>why do think the charts stop counting itBecause Youtube themselves pulled out?Learn what the fuck you're talking about before trying to use it in an argument jackass lol
She never gonna make it to suisei level at this rate wasting time on worthless side projects lol Fuck the tour bitch aim high go straight for Budokan that should be your number one goal as Mori Calliope to sell out Budokan forget this chump change shit on the other side.
If someone told me this guy was a fake schizo to make Mori antis look even more retarded I'd believe it at this point with how often he gets basic info wrong lmao.
>>115271787if your song doesn't chart it doesn't mean shit boi youtube isn't a music platform it's a video platform and this song is floping on actual music plateforms without the mv it's a mid song.
>>115271870Damn, you failed the most simple quiz ever. Here is the answer which I'm sure you will ignore, on youtube they are fighting against other songs who have all the same benefits as they do. They won on a even playing field. I hope you gain some semblance of critical thinking at some point in your life.
>>115271954You legit might be a idiot but I guess fanbase reflect the oshi
Damn he is mad he got beat on every point lmao
>>115271981You're actually too retarded to properly engage with the argument he's makingThis is genuinely hilarious
>>115272012oh the irony lol
Also hit a million isn't that special anymore when you have song hitting10 mil in under a hour. It's basically the baseline for most songs nowadays.
>>115264934didn't go anywhere
>>115273162All she every uses is the 3d model nowadays all the old outfits are barely used.Red dress is her best outfit
>>115273196>Streamed 2 days ago
>>115273233This was only because she didn't have access to her usual set up that laptop coun't handle it.
>>115273260Anon, she was at home for chadcast lmao. Also she used her 3D on both streams she did while on vacationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4akfqw3smEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASIjjf6jKUg
I require a meeping
>>115276098Sorry all out that
Funny how they conventionally remember that this song hit the 2 million now that she pops off hard.It's been fucking weeks
>>115276290?
>>115276625That MV has been sitting at 2M for awhile now but it awfully convenient that they mention now of all time.
>>115276663So you are saying its weirdly convenient because the demon shot song?
>>115276879Their just trying to leech off her current success that mv has been sitting at 2M for a month and now is when they mention it?
>>115276922Oh ok not trying to argue really. Just wanted to understand your post. Im a slowbeat
oh so she has time to post on that account but won't make a post for deadbeats as mori, how nice of her.
>>115278390Post about what
>>115278439Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our cakes. Especially since we have two cakes and all.
>>115278502Is that why morischizo is breaking down so much about this? Because it doesn't have a father?
>>115278502>two cakesMore like one cake and a cupcake
>>115278390>crashing out over literally two emojis Her roommate getting active must feel like Christmas for you, you've basically sharting out the most retarded series of post ITT and in /#/ for like the past 48 hours now
>>115278627
>>115278600Morischizo is going wild from a cupcake?
>>115278839A cupcake that has something Cover is allergic to so she has to give it to someone else.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/DeAtLyRgdOq/?img_index=1Morp posted
>Mori antis either willingly admit to jerking off to cuck porn and beastly, and/or are ESL retardsDoes anyone else have it easier than us? I guess KFP, Kiaraschizos are pretty embarrassing too
HAHAHA its just cuckjack, go back to waste your ai tokens
Thanks to Mori and her Zelda streams, I get recommended a bunch of Zelda playthroughs and speeduns.
>>115280051Cool turtle!
>>115280765Prolly the the part of the more recent algo chance I find annoying is how it bases stuff of what your likes areI keep getting rec'd random Zelda and Godhand stuff cuz of Mori lol
>>115280379>Look at the Mori thread out of curiosity >It's just one guy schizo posting about Russia and Israel >It's probably the same guy spamming /here/Anyone who browses that site is deeply unwell and should either go offline for a while or kill themselves.
Would you still love your Mori if she was from SEA?
>>115284263>dark mori areolas.
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/2106374746699071732If she dreads coming back from vacation to work for holo then just graduate already you clearly don't need them given your recent success.
Thinking about her plump morps
>>115287953Smug creature
Morped out of my gourd
Meep
Morp
But don't Morb!
I think Mori should watch Psycho Goreman
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykeElX_3QSgMort