>>115292195
>be holocuck
>lose
lmao. feels good to be a sabaCHAD

>>115292195
*sniffs her butt*

>>115292323
i believe this

reports of my death were greatly exaggerated >:3

>>115292195
*plaps her butt*

>>115292323
The husband? Me.

>>115292894
*eats her butt*

>>115292195
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me thrice, you cant fool me again for at least a week, fool me four times, please i have hope, fool me five times, maybe this time it will work

She won't but it would be based if she just doesn't acknowledge being away. No sells it completely.

>>115293555
When she was Gura, after a very long unexplained break, in her return stream she did a bit where she removed herself from under a rock. ngl I keked a bit

Vei came back, Saba coming back, where is Filian?

>>115293666
in my ass

>>115293713
I'm going to dig her out of your ass then

She said keep things family-friendly guys.....come on

>>115294368
ill make a family with her alright

It's not a lie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTjKjxd4B0s

So what happened to "she'll never stream again", "move on", etc and pretending like she doesnt always come back posts?

Saba is the most hard working indie vtuber

>>115295248
true

Merch drop for the new outfit and she's peaceing the fuck out again

>>115296557
true

>>115296557
would be based as fuck

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>>115292195
>Sees almost empty bank account
>"Shit, I have to stream for these losers again..."

>>115297011
>"Shit, I have to stream for these losers again.."
Once a holo always a holo

>>115292195
>out of money
>streams

>>115292195
>straight into OP's open mouth

>already delayed
It's over

>>115292195
Wake up kaniki
Time for your yearly stream

is it time for her semiannual stream already?

How many days was she gone?

>>115292195
>stream
Let's keep it singular for now

0 days since last stream!

>>115296856
>opening sequence
>"hi, yoho!"
>cut immediately to merch screen
>"so here's the new merrrrch...."
>brief pause
>"alright gtg cya"
>end stream

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40k in seconds and growing

>>115292195
why is she doing her normal voice not the fishie voice

She seems a bit rusty doing her cartoon voice.

She's dying of ligma

>>115300717
>why is she doing her normal voice not the fishie voice
Because she forgot she's not mumei today.

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>>115300859
so sad

>>115300665
50k incoming

>>115300859
what's that?

>this is gonna change the way I do streams
Nigga WHAT streams?

Good thing vtuber fans dont always say vtubers are faking illnesses and have meltys at the thought of it
Oh wait...

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Women or as I like to call them, LIARS

boring. vague no-name chronic illness. no more light house and streaming from her black bf's apartment.

>>115300440
8 months

>takes breaks from streams
>takes breaks during streams
KEKLMAO

This outfit had better be as hot as her default, otherwise why even come back?

I dont pay her or dono
I dont bitch when she is gone
I enjoy her when she is here
I am superior to you fags

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Saba is old news, this is my new blonde girl.

>She's making stream promises again.

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Cover spotted.

Wow she said a whole lot of nothing. I thought she would at least name the mystery aids she has going on. See you in 4 months.

>gets a new outfit
>disappears forever
same as it always was

>>115301149
continued cunny-posting confirmed?

>Saba confirmed as hag.

Well, I didn't have that on my bingo card today.

>never played ocarina of time
>only played the shitty "sequel"
dropped

Still don’t get the appeal but I guess it’s like seeing a panda once a while. Even if the panda itself is a mediocre and boring creature.

>>115301191
not even 100k after almost a year gone..fell off

>>115301158
Why would she?
Not anyone's business. Love my absent father vtuber.

>>115301140
I might think Draco Malfoid was a cool idea if we hadn't spent the last 15 years dealing with troons.

>>115301206
newfag

>>115292195
>I've always been dealing with a chronic illness
>Sorry that I didn't stream for a year without giving any signs of life or informing anyone about anything
>thanks for your money though
>anyways
This is so unbelievable lol. Her fans deserve a little more information than that.

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I already lost go on without me...

>>115301266
That crowd is appalled by the author so all that's left are regular artists.

>>115301191
Mee nukkuu.

>>115301191
saatana perkele

>>115300665
I miss Gura.

"I can't breathe," Saba Floyd.

>>115301158
>I thought she would at least name the mystery aids she has going on
that would dox the kids gender retard

>>115297011
>>115300632
100% this

Starts the stream saying that she needs a break.
You guys deserve this shit.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>Jokes about AI
>Wants to play Palworld
???

She sounds tired

>>115301308
>>thanks for your money though
>isn't taking money
???

>>115301191
vittu saatana

>streams for 10 mins
>already tired

how the fuck do you guys watch this shit

>>115300665
that is what happens when there's no content whatsoever for an overly long period of time. its like how games launch then almost always loose like 70% of the player base after a month, it's just that the games don't suddenly disappear and come back constantly to keep the new launch effect.

>already tired 15 minutes in
she's just not built for this. the alcohol was the only thing keeping her going.

>>115301576
With your FUCKING EYES, RETARD

>thanks us for fanart
>I have genned several gig of of pov missionary foot focus slop hentai making her loli belly bulge
you're welcome saba

>fully covered
>on top of being boring
saudi's got her. back to henya

>>115301576
>>115301615
watching this as someone with an actual job is just infuriating

>>115301576
This retards deserve this.

boring aah outfit

yeah slip back into coma idgaf

>>115301615
I despise people who stop drinking

>>115301729
She's nude underneath
What a slut

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She looks like she's an onlooker during the salem witch trials

PURITAN ZOOMERS WE WON
I LOVE MY PILGRIM WIFE

>>115301716
at least she has supas off. she would be making your monthly salary off this stream alone

>>115301576
it is surprisingly entertaining
also good to know that saba is alive and those rrats were wrong
t. not a chumbud

>>115301767
>that'll teach Goody Smytheson not to share her pies

numberbros, she already peaked, we're losing viewers...

It's leukemia.

>>115301764
Based crab bucketer

>easiet job in the world
>cant say hi in 7 months of absence even with a quick post on twitter because “illness”
yeah unless she was in a fucking coma it’s just bog standard depression.

she is cute as expected

>>115301767
bitch wouldn't last a day in 1600s america. she's wolf food.

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QUAKERCHADS...

Kanikeks so mindbroken they forgive her every time she happens to stream

Damn this outfit is pretty trash

>>115301956
She hasn't been managing her communications well, but I'm not paying her so...

>>115301921
depression or an autistic shutdown, she cannot deal with big numbers or the pressure, she never wanted to be the biggest vtuber in the world
She literally cannot handle it mentally

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Saba don't stream and her new outfit is not sex > >(You) farming

>>115301965
>t. seething indian (feather)

>>115301965
>he doesn't want to cuddle with his fishwife in the cozy firelit room while it rains outside

no more tummy

WOW SHE'S GOING TO BE REALLY SPORADIC WITH HER STREAMING
HOW WILL I GET USED TO THIS

>i will stream whenever i feel like it

pfhahah see you next year sabakeks

>>115301965
I bet before you know it she'll be claiming to be a "born again Christian," and claim anything showing more than ankle will be evil.

>>115302049
covered tummy is sexier

Acting like a 'fan' of this thing at this point is basically being a member of a cult. It's more psychotic than any lonely salaryman idolmaxxer who dons the uniforms and leads militarized chants. I bet if this freak asked everyone to empty their current bank accounts as donos and then drink poison coolaid, they would.

>>115302099
what the borkbork lifestyle does to mf'er

>>115301943
how do I know if I would last a day in 1600s america? I saw a wolf when I was a kid but it didn't do shit or get close

her husband got sick of seeing her wife getting plowed everywhere he looked, so he only lets her stream if she covers like a good christian

did she even address why did she disappear for almost a year?
other than the misterious finnish fairies

>no supas
>no memberships
>no merch
>this must be to make money

>>115302143
I'm just glad she's feeling better

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>>115301767
She's too much of a coward to get a good salem witch outfit

>>115301921
If it's really just depression, why doesn't she just say or at least hint at anything in this direction? The only reason for beating around to bush constantly like this would be that she's being insincere.

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>>115292255
>trying to spin it to be holo vs ex holo
parrotcord is fucking retarded

"I HAVE A DEAL WITH...." and then quickly changed subject.

I'm not that into the outfit but I still want to strip it off her model and mating press her raw until I've fucked her so full of cum that she has to get an abortion because she's too sickly to survive childbirth

>only back because of a halloween contract
Man, it must suck to be given everything and not want it. No one will get you cuz they want what you have.
Nice that she came back with this and not a sponsored stream though

>>115302227
>SHES GONNA SHILL
>SHES GONNA NOT BE A LOLI ANYMORE
>SHES GONNA LLD
holy shit 0 for 3

>>115301767
Tradcath loli vtuber lets goooo

>she wants to be the next youtuber-becomes-director like markiplier
does she know that that requires... effort?

I had forgotten how god-tier her rigging is

Townsends is a cool channel for sure

>>115301266
Troons are automatically filtered to anything HP thanks to JK Rowling, so it's kino.

Seven months and she has fuck all to talk about. The more things change eh boys?

>>115302261
I'm just glad parrot gets to a payday from this level of habbening. Saba actually fucking streaming is gonna feed his mail order bride for months.

>>115302223
>other than the misterious finnish fairies
the wife of chris-chan?

>What's going on with Twitter, Wumpus is getting killed?
I see she won't address the blondie up there.

>thats it

pfhahaahah

The fuck is the mic sounds in her background every once in a while? Like wind.

can't even stream for an hour
kek

>>115302815
Thunderstorm FX

>>115301158
>See you in 4 months.
Being optimistic again, aren't we?

>>115302583
literally

Welp, thanks for the stream Saba, see you in April or some shit.

>>115302815
Rain and thunder.

See you next september sabatards

>>115302815
Me passing gas.

>>115301191
Haha benis :-DDDDDD

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Its over

So how long until we get lewd fanart of her new outfit? I'm surprised there isn't any yet.

>>115302223
She says something, but then doesn’t really respond to it. It’s like her usual excuse “working on a big project” or “I’m sick.”

You know how Sony has to regularly put out trash movies like Madame Web and Venom just to keep their part of the Spiderman IP active? This stream felt like that

this outfit is sexier than the one she just debuted

Look like the test was successful and no one noticed this stream was purely made by AI

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>>115303215

>>115292195
>42 minute
LMAO.

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>>115302415

>>115302227
These are some of the most badic shit you "learn" as content creator, do you know why people don't usually instantly jump to sponsorships when they blow up? It's to not seem as sellout and win goodwill from viewers.
If she was shilling shit now it would look bad.

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>>115292195
I dont know whats worse
The fact that people are still a fan of hers even after she has shown countless times that she cant stream
Or the fact that there is still people defending her and/or trying to spin it on others

>>115305135
So she's a bad person for being unable to stream? idgi

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So what was the stream about anyway? What did she say?

>>115305287
You could just get AI to summarize it for you

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>>115305227
Fuck it, im gonna take the bate
Its funny how you tried to spin it as me saying that shes a bad person, when i only every criticized her fans

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>>115303973
>I have a chronic illness and it's hard to stream
Is that it?
Is that all the explanation we get?

>>115305390
Would you be any happier if she gave you the specific illness?

>>115305697
Ironmouse did it. Brings awareness to it, and donates to charities to help others suffering from the same illness. What's Saba's excuse?

>the time that i have been away from you i have literally just been pretty much bed rest and uh trying to i guess stabilize whatever was going on um and i want to tell you that now that i i'm i'm much better i'm in a much better place now than i was i'm okay um i have to change the way that i do streams i guess going forward
>I, for example, am a chronic not a break taker during streams. I sit down and I'm suddenly made of stone and I don't move, which is really bad. It's really bad for everybody if you sit for a while, so don't do that. But I definitely... I'm gonna have to start taking breaks while streaming

I don't mean this as an anti or anything, but genuinely it makes no sense why Saba won't just tell her fans what's wrong with her. Like, if it's something serious (there's some brutal chronic illnesses out there that make life tough) than her audience will understand immediately and all her antis would lose most of their ammo. Instead she keeps being vague as fuck because the likely chronic issue she's talking about is probably severe clinical depression and she's embarrassed to admit it. Just seems so silly to hide it even now. Just rip the bandaid off.

>>115305787
but ironmouse lies.... she also has a kid...

>>115305787
I think it's pretty obvious she doesn't want to be defined by it

Imagine crawling back after all this time.
She gave you no warning.
No explanation.
Just gone, for months.
Completely disrespectful. And now you''re all clamoring and nipping at her bud. Disgraceful.
Pathetic.

>>115305697
Yes I think a lot of people would give her immediate good will if she revealed she was dealing with something rough like Lupus or severe arthritis.

>>115305875
I think most people are just happy knowing that she's alive and doing alright. In this life... nothing lasts forever. Just enjoy it while you can instead of being butthurt loser for your entire life.

Giving her every excuse as always

>>115305832
No I think she's a borderline schizo when it comes to opsec and genuinely believes even giving her fans the most basic answers on the health issues shes having will somehow lead to her getting doxx'd and I guess raped her by entire fanbase? She's always be a lunatic when it comes to her obsession with opsec. When she was Gura she wasn't even comfortable one time talking about the socks she was wearing IRL during an off collab stream.

>>115305875
>>115305957
You're like that asshole manager always being a dick whenever someone calls out sick and saying everyone is lying about it. Nobody likes you.

>>115305787
The pro-AI virtue signaler is not someone to take after

>>115292195
ESL here. I see that you've used present simple OP which I find confusing. Present simple is used when referring to habits, which is clearly not the case here.

>>115306028
If you're defending an employee showing up to work two times a year you're fucking retarded

I mean, from what we do know, doesn't it reframe a lot of old Hololive interactions? Namely her needing to spend an entire day in bed while all of Myth was meeting up? She said she's apparently been dealing with this for years and years.

>>115293666
In the hospital for head trauma

>>115305832
She is defined by it. not streaming because she's sick will be what she's most known for whether she names the illness or not.
>>115305884
If this is the case you're saying she could have made most people happy with a tweet and chose not to.

>>115301576
>>115301466
I bet she's emaciated as fuck right now from the chemo

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>here's the thing...
what thing?
>how do I put this...
put what?
>so it's like...
what is it like?
>I don't know how to say this
say what?
>it's just if only I could explain
if only you could explain what?
>you know
we don't know...

>>115306350
>>115301466
Yeah, she sounds just like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT5A13hQSUA
fucking idiots

Superchats off
Memberships off
No new merch
What did she mean by this

>>115305823
I think she pawned it off for a streamer career

>>115292195
>>streams
Let's not get ahead of ourselves

You know, I think I get it. I never watched holoen consistently after the first few months of myth's debut, so her voice is permanently attached to the idea of "past times, better times" in my head. I've listened to her talk for like thirty minutes and it feels like reconnecting with a good friend you didn't talk for half a decade.

>>115306532
She probably wants to test out some of the changes to see if getting up to piss every 30 minutes helps first.
>>115306403
Bro she used to cry over karaoke streams do you really think she can. It's not like she ever covered hard topics before. Not everyone want to be markiplier having a cry about their life to the public.

>>115306731
Does Markiplier go into total radio silence without warning for several months at a time?

>>115306896
No, but what does that have do with anything. I'm pointing out how they're different
>uhhh here's another way they are different
Okay stop expecting her to be like that. She also doesn't want to talk about the latest american politics like the other streamers either,

>>115306456
rip TB

>>115306967
Anon...she doesn't talk at all.

>>115301819
Stop fucking lying, kanicuck. Retarded fans like you are why vtubing is dead outside of Japan

>>115302261
WHERES MY BIBOO VIDEO, PARROT

>>115292195
I didn't believe the married with a child narrative until this stream

>>115292195
She's too sick to stream, it's A.I. if you pay attention it will sound like her but it will feel off...

Guwa big shark lil shark

So was that the announcement in the coming days?

>>115306403
>disappeared for 9 months
well…

>NOOOO! DON'T DRAW LEWDS OF ME! BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T, OK?!
Bitch, you've been on the internet HOW long?
It's getting made, either way.

>>115308018
Yes. 9 months exactly.
>streams from the moment of conception,
>breaks
>back with a vagina still wet with afterbirth

>>115306096
THIS

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I know this dude is from Kiwifags because he has an account there but is he just an anti-lolifag? He literally pops up any where lolis at

Lmao so she vanished for months, came back and the first thing she does is tell pedos to fuck off? After years of them comparing her positively to Nyanners for not doing that.
I retract my criticism of her, she remains by far one of the most entertaining vtubers ever.

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>>115306403

>>115297011
>7(11)

>>115301266
draco went trans, xer name is Drunken Malfoid, chud, stop dead namin xer, bigot

>>115301869
hmm...sus....wasn't saba one of the key witnesses that made sure there was a guilty verdict?

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>>115302261
>seeing windmills in every corner

>>115308018
wait? she's....preganat?

>7 months became 9 months
Cuckposters really arent sending their best.

>>115292195
The word STREAM has lost all meaning it once had.

>>115301767
she's on fire

>>115293639
>>115292955

What unexplained?

She joined Hololive to be an Idol like Hatsume Miku and that was her #1 childhood dream, her#2 dream was to be a VA for a Disney Princess

She has talked about being laid off as a Disney Custodian as a foot in the door to Princess VA auditions when she saw the Ad for VAs from Hololive in her Union Journal as Gura giving applying to Hololive Advice and chat coyly asked her what she ws doing before she applied to Hololive

She got Disney callback when Pandemic Lockdown fully lifted and she chose to stay in Hololive and go to Japan to fufil her #1 dream in her hand instead of Maybe getting her #2 dream if she went back to Disney

Her "Ill do what I can,when I Can" was both about her Health as well as her choosing to be an Idol over a streamer so she did all those commercials, interviews, collabs, an PR stuff for Hololive IN JAPAN her western audience wouldn't have seen unless they'd had been IN JAPAN where she was plastered everywhere along with Azki, Sora,Suesi,Roboco,and Miko(aka Miko and Friends+ Gura, Gen O+ Gura

She low-key even complained about staff sending her home after 10 hours and her for ed breaks from the Studio every 3 months on stream as Gura while Cali and the other girls did say Gura wasin Studio 6 days a week up to 3 months at time 8-14 hours a day so they only saw Gura awake at the Studio most of the time

She dropped all Collab Projects in Japan last month to stream morish with most people learning only then she was a Tourism Ambassador for Japan

>>115310307
I do not watch saba as I am not a weak foreigner fooled by backdoor play and slacking disease. Thank you for your attention to this matter.