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This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: RECOVERING FINE AND STILL STRUGGLING NOT TO SNEEZE BUT YES WE WILL BE STREAMING MONDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2107009414377213958/photo/1

LumiTunes (Covers & Originals): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-

Kaneko Lumi 1st Album-Gliese 667:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3DqikWH1JWHE3MMutI4aCT3OnwzZCgx0
https://kanekolumi.bandcamp.com/album/gliese-667
https://open.spotify.com/album/1A3EEylv5yfroWVb2aK6tv

Idol Songs:
https://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY
https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU
https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho
https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18
https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/p1zyec.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4

Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:
https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4

Come listen to her best Christmas songs
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU

The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnant
https://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc

Lumi is asking if she's fat
https://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg

Previous Thread: >>115357710
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>>115388625
Kek thread died because nobody loves lumi
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>>115388708
I love Lumi, more than any gumi
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>>115388625
>What u gon do bout it
Why is she being mean to us
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>>115388708
maybe she would be better off with a forcing function. so long as the thread is up, she is never alone, so she doesnt need to establish anything bidirectional. I'm tired. we know she's among us. just get on with it.
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>>115389213
So deep king so deep
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>>115388625
>>115388708
I love stupid bitchy bimbo brat women
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>>115389364
Then why arent you drawing her everyday for inktober? Thats right you don't love her same for >>115388782
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>>115389466
I already superchat and donate to her. What more does she want?
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>>115389585
>money shows my love
>junkowrong.webm
You fucked up get to drawing bitch
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>>115389585
Your devotion.
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>>115389466
love does not mean idolize

i only draw to express the perfect and divine, and lumi, perfect is not.

>>115389364
cute lumi
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>>115389804
So like this?
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>>115390233
Lumi’s honest reaction if she found out about this simp?
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>>115390233
How do they recover from this
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>>115389347
yeah, it's easy to filter you, but I'm tired of having to deal with it. so I think you'll get your way. onr way or another.
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>>115391267
So true Esl King so true
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Our bimbo wife is live!
https://youtu.be/ynUnBafJgSE
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>115392635
>A new gumi outed himself as a sensitive young man
>Lumi waste no time to bully him and ban him
Why is she like this?
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>Lumi would never be supportive nor loving of her son if he is a twink
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>what u gon do bout it huh
not watch this bitch? lol
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I demand Lumi ass pics
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>replaying the same battle 3 times on normal difficulty because she hasn't minmaxed it
Just get the win no matter the cost and keep playing this is boring
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>>115393520
>replied
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>>115395828
She wins no matter what
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>>115395235
She’s retarded.
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>>115391900
Hey don't talk to the king like that saar! He's of a higher cast than you!
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>>115400467
caste*
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>>115395828
cutie
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fine one last bump for anal sex with lumi
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>>115403472
Lumi hates anal sex
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>>115403742
yeah, but she loves me, and shouldnt be afraid of proving it.
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She was really in that end turn groove by the end. Shogun really gets you like that
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>>115404178
it was a fun stream. she kept going for 30 mins. a little longer and we would start to get unhingedmi not caring about "yabs" (whatever the fuck those actually are) or stupid chat clap back.
she's fun after dark and when ovulating. there must be some way of psyopping her into estrus more regularly
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>>115404316
What recent Lumi yabs
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>>115406946
recent? none. aside from the usual. lumi makes sex joke, chat freaks out, anon rolls his eyes and sighs, etc.
stop abusing my autopilot
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I often look back on this. Do women like Lumi, really not appreciate the effort a man does for them?
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>>115407979
I still remember when women, and Lumi herself, were crashing the fuck out if their childhood male friend fell in love with them since it meant they were being manipulative and not genuine.
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>>115408741
during her "mean" malfoid stream she said men fall in love through familiarity. so she may have come around on thinking that was absurd. I still can't fault women for friendzoning people, but I think she gets it isn't intentionally manipulative. just a practical of the situation
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>>115407979
It really helps if you understand that it comes down to entitlement. Effort, kindness, and service is expected and none of those meet any sort of criteria for reciprocity or obligation because they have not had an upbringing where their right to express themselves or value as a person has been conditional. There's also a deep seated envy over not having periods, the average guy being twice as strong as them as a default setting, seemingly not prone to hormonal mood swings.
A woman enters the world on a relatively even playing field but during and after puberty clear differences arise, she cannot compete in athletics anymore and she begins to realize that her only weaponizable assets is are intelligence, social skills, charisma but primarily sexuality. Most exploit this, some resent this, but the validation she receives from those around her remains unchanged, in modern western society it is as close to unconditional as it gets. If she's not doing anything wrong, and other women aren't doing anything wrong either, and they feel there's some injustice in the world then the natural conclusion is that the fault lies with men. After all if they were men they would be capable fixing every problem and live a totally carefree life.
Now she doesn't realize that among men there is also an equal difference between men and men in physical attributes as there is a difference between men and women. In pursuit of equality we have stopped celebrating those differences, a man not too long ago could still get some validation if he was kind and in some respects subservient even if he wasn't an exceptional man. He was at the end of the day a man and inherently more capable in some ways, there was utility in being in his good graces. Moving away from that framework and into framing everything as a Patriarchy turns the sacrifice of ordinary men into obligations propping up a system that ultimately only benefits themselves.

Pic rel is revealing in two ways: One who views interactions as transactions for rights to their body operates under the assumption that their body is all they have to offer. Secondly, viewing hope and desire as the same as expectation or entitlement says a lot about their lived experience.
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Lumi being the best GFE vtuber for no reason.
https://files.catbox.moe/w8wow9.mp4
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>>115410179
This nothing but a blob of lies. She ignores what I say and forgets what I did say when she finally does acknowledge something I say which is a 1 out of 1000 chance. Fuck and fuck lumi.
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>>115410842
be more interesting?
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>>115409935
yeah, even the term "feminism" is unironically toxic as fuck. framing civilization in an us vs. them mentality is unironically the normalization of mental illness. it is not as if it is ppssible for one to live without the other, or that there is such a thing as equality in practically any context beyond the dignity afforded by nature of having a soul in the eyes of God.
we exist to cooperate and fufil different functions in doing so. the only metrics of relevance as humans are the degree to which we effectively cooperate. that applies within the two genders and between them. the feet touch the ground because they were made to touch the ground. only a lunatic would look at the brain's cushy position and demand it swap places with the feet in the name of fairness.
women sure as hell aren't feet. the body of civilization is mixed, albeit in different ratios, throughout every organ. women exert a powerful stabilizing influence when they are doing their job properly, one that can only be attributed to the brain, etc.
any and all talk of gender needs to be broached, and is only ever appropriate, when discussed in terms of unique functions (no, men dont have periods, chopping off your dick doesnt make you a viable woman, just a dickless freak with severe mental illness) or how to better cooperate in the use of those functions. "it's not fair" means someone isn't contributing what they ought to. it can never sanely mean a group is not contributing the exact same way as another.
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>>115413350
>just a dickless freak with severe mental illnes
Why do you think transgender legislation is lifted to a protected status in western societies? It isn't about sexual health, mental health nor is it about gender identity. When you strip out all the ideology and politics, you're left with the medical procedure which is pretty much castration with a festering wound. It's kind of lunacy on it's own that nobody talks about the angle of the damages trans ideology and most importantly medical procedures do to the people involved. We've literally brought back the tradition of eunuchs (for the MtF) and instead of focusing on helping people with gender dysphoria, the legislation literally enables their mental disorders and it's literally just one sidestep from an actual eugenics program.
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>>115413939
It's just the culture, I was thinking about how she asked the other day about Feudal Japan. Why they had a weird tradition like institutionalized Norwood (it's because it prevents their hats and helmets from slipping without the need of inner cloth or a coif). But she doesn't seem to reflect on the fact that some cultures like the US also cut off parts of 800 000 babies genitals every year for no reason
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>>115410179
Truth nuke
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>>115410179
Why does she lie to us so much easily
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Our vampire wife is being retarded
https://youtu.be/szG1OrHtvqY
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Sorry I've been away for a minute, what's this thing about stitches and can't blow her nose? Did she get a nosejob?
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>>115419549
Yeah she went with Shiina and Rie to South Korea to get a nose job
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>>115419549
She's dumb and thought she wasn't allowed to sneeze after having her implant. She told the dentists and told they her she was just retarded
most people consider sneezing involuntary
lizard woman
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I wish Lumi was as GFE as Dizzy and Ember
https://www.twitch.tv/emberamane
https://youtu.be/hONV3unt1hg
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>>115419747
>wants lumi to be things she'll never be
>still watches lumi
okay retard
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>>115419747
whose hands are these?
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>>115420119
Embers
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>>115420181
They're a nice size if you want to look impressive
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>>115419747
She was a long time ago
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>>115420106
Lumi can be GFE. Just look at >>115410179
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>>115419692
it's the bone graft. it's not the same as just the implant. if she doesnt start going to pt I'm going to walk over and rape her. no one wants a busted wife who was too lazy to handle her medical shit til it gets to the point you cant sneeze for a month
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>>115407979
No. They hate nice guys
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alright lumi's unironic wife test moment. visiting my parents and watching her poland show. let's see if she is wife material
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>>115425563
She’s not wife material.
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>>115425741
oh stop being so dramatic
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what begins with an r and rules poland?
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>>115420106
How much of a newfag are you? Lumi can do perfect GFE, but for whatever reason, she doesn't do it.
https://files.catbox.moe/6yffe1.mp4
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>>115428088
I do talk to her normally. she's just an annoying coward
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>>115428088
Does she do this to keep us under her heel?
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>>115428088
I wonder why she’s like this
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>>115428088
>but for whatever reason, she doesn't do it
She doesn't do it to maintain power. She knows that if she gives her audience what they want then they'll keep asking for more
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>>115430452
Non, she has unprecedented power. Why would she want more.
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>>115428088
I've been watching snd subbed to lumi longer than you. Time and time again you retards here showed yourself to be newfags not knowing things she has done not even 2 yeaes ago.
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>>115431125
If Lumi can't remember strategems between Sundays then why should we remember what she had for lunch 2 weeks ago?
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>>115431189
Sure but can remember a pair of jeans from 17 years ago
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I wonder which Lumicore anime Lumi would watch
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>>115431756
I wonder if any of the other phase girls could bully Lumi into playing The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
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>>115431756
Lumi doesnt even really like anime why are you people so retarded she said this more than 100 fucking times.
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>>115431388
Anon everyone remembers the first time they had sex.
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>>115433074
Not Lumi.
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>>115432853
At this point I'm distrustful of Lumi when she says shit like this because she constantly travels for food then says she doesn't even like food, or eating, or travelling. Then she says she doesn't like games all that much or gameplay, but revisiting Total War Shogun sparked something in her. She says she likes going to the dentist, has a well paying job but has put off her implants for years, she likes streaming and talking to chat but also chat is full of schizos and experiences burnout all the time. I'm beginning to suspect she just feels like such an impostor all the time she doesn't even feel like she deserves to say she likes anything and that her version of happiness is being burnt out while project hopping just to feel something.
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>>115433825
LOL he fell for her lies what a fucking retard
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>>115433853
appealing to the mob is extremely feminine behavior
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>>115433825
Anon, she had always talked about normal shows and movies. She has never been a person to talk about anime. She does not watch or like anime kek.
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>>115434270
She says that but she's also watched a fair bit of anime, even recent stuff
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>>115434291
No, she just reads the twitter posts about them.
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>>115433825
This has been an ongoing issue with her since the Cyberlive days. At this rate it'll never improve
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>>115431388
>>115433074
>>115433639
faggots
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>>115433825
I'll just have to marry her and sit on her when she is being annoying about shit like this so she has no option but to have fun. the nice thing about lumi's imposter syndrome (and why she is so chicken shit about love) is that she thinks she'll end up entirely subsumed by her spouse. but the good side of that is that as long as she has a benevolent one, all it will take to find happiness in something other than burn out is being told to sit down and have fun because the fussy behavior is annoying.
it will be slightly more complicated than that but lumi is extremely narcisistic if she thinks it's more than a bump in the road.
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What is an appropriate age to marry Lumi?
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>>115438986
Be calm
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>>115440161
I think you are projecting your insecure faggotry onto others. I don't need to be emotional to make note of your morally dull sexual deviance, although I appreciate how most people's disgust reaction to a "pedo rape haha gotcha" would lead to a swift kick to the nuts.
I am also aware of the small chance of something productive coming about, but looping well established lore hardly constitutes proper credentialization. I think you'll have to forgive me for assuming the usual bad faith degeneracy that icks this place up more than any "ironic" trolling ever could.
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>>115440046
we all know she would be happiest if she was raised to be a daughter wife.
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>>115438986
don't you have to stream soon lumi? better get that anger out now
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eye rolls and ick. have fun thinking you achieved something beyond second hand embaressment
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>>115440905
Lumi gets the ick for no reason.
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Lumi is being cringed
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>115442699
this is so fucking bad I just muted and I'm watching someone else
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>>115443188
okay sex schizo. you werent wrong about lumi only getting shit recommendations. it is remarkable how little effort anyone puts into making sure they click. which is weird for a variety of reasons, especially given the ruthless pragmatiam she had back when she was more enegetic about streaming
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>>115388625
https://youtu.be/58qkyUkb6RY

put this at the top of the OP. lumi doesnt know what her content is. this is how I see her.
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>>115446220
no this is a random retard's channel and you dont get free clicks, buy an ad
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>>115446273
the clip you stupid subhuman nigger. the contrast. this is as close to art as it gets. go make your own variant and post it on her channel you autist.
Christ above. I did all the fucking work and the response is bitching. get busy.
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I had to open myself up to tears. do your jobs. asshats
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>>115446336
buy an ad or use catbox
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>>115446720
I'm going around you.
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>>115446720
you strike me as the type that knows how easy it is to drag and drop a .zip straight to chat gpt, without ever leaving the browser, have it scan for viruses, extract, scan for anything active, convert to .png, and then give you fresh files only chatgpt has touched, all without ever even examining the zip.
very odd.
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>>115447016
Okay not reading esl King
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you fufilled your purpose regardless.
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>>115448757
And what is our purpose?
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Watching the previous vods. It’s sweet how Lumi wants her son to be like starbro
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>>115452026
wrangling her is all about overlapping with the familiar as much as possible
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training lumi really does begin with ensuring she is so fully within one's power that she can't ever resist. that way she can finally relax and let things happen instead of schizoing over opsec.
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>>115452026
Proof? I thought it was said that all of Wish wanted girls.
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>>115446336
>I did all the fucking work
>clipper
kek
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her new model, very lewd
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>>115452026
I wonder if she will abuse her son as well.
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>>115455550
You just know Lumi is the type of woman to feed her baby formula despite the baby wanting breast milk.
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>>115455898
Is she that cruel?
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>>115457079
she was made to be milked, anon. it's probably the thing she is most excited about. what do you think all of the nipple cream was for? she's got pointy nipples that need latching. I'd hook her up to one of those milking machines during sex just to make her lose it.
she's breastfeeding
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she should get a milker and tell herself she is just trying to understand the process for her pregnant friends. then use it while she is screwing around online at night.
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>>115457603
>she was made to be milked, anon.
proof?
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Why is lumi such a pussy with scary shit?
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I hate to say it, but this Brazil arc is an extremely niche special interest. I would have thought she'd be more interested in STEM type things. The chip fabrication deep dive stream for example was a memorable one.
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i don't understand these special interest streams anymore
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>>115462189
>get watch streak
>close stream
see you tomorrow lumi
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How do we get Lumi to drop Twitch? No one likes twitch culture
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>>115461367
she literally wasnt made for stem and should be doing sociology and anthropology.
>inb4 not real areas of study
that's because the best students are running the counrry and business, rather than staying in research
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>>115457603
>she's breastfeeding
She's too narcissistic to do it
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>>115464887
she wont have a choice. even if I have to fuck her each time and the mindbreak orgasms turn it into her thing
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that better not have been all it takes for her to run away
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lumi really is a bit of a catch 22. seizing power while being perfectly gentle is not an easy thing to do at the same time
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>>115465982
what
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>>115462189
She does whatever she wants.
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>>115472669
Ha
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>>115474494
?
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lumi unironically owes me some sort of dramatic display after being so bipolar today
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>>115388625
*pisses in her mouth*
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>>115476636
She owes you nothing
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>>115477955
>reeeeeeeeee
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poor lumi. it's easy to forget that someone who made it this long without putting out is going to have such a hard time with things it would appear as if she were fucking with you on purpose, when it really just is hard for her.
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>>115477966
It’s the truth.
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>>115478572
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>>115474545
He thinks what she "wants" is to make gooner porn content and her evil Discord gumis are controlling her and stopping her from doing it
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>>115479577
you may have your anons, motivations, and grievences mixed up
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>115478685
I miss this Lumi
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>open lemon stream randomly and hear lemon yelling
"What the fuck? If it were a 10 year old girl you'd say no???"
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We call her the (game) dropler
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>>115482863
yeah..
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Why is she trying to rage bait us with her poor gameplay?
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Would you help her, /lemon/?
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>>115483689
I'd even love her
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>>115483689
no
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time for post tardwife nap. I love her
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>>115483689
She'd get the ick if I did. She craves abuse.
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>>115483689
no only rape
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Dunno how to feel about her last name, it's one thing dealing with all her bs but to top it off you have to announce to the world that your kids are some kind of slavic mutt
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>>115486511
Well good thing Lumi's kids will not be your problem then.
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>>115486511
uhh. so I have a penis. she'll be taking my name. as will the kids. nor is her being dirty foreigner is a problem to begin with. thank you for your concern.
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>>115487704
She said she refuses to give up her last name no matter what
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>>115488050
when? anyways women just make their old last name into their middle names. we can work out the details of how she wants to about that. I'll find starbro a wife myself if I have to, no one is getting screwed out of either type of grandkid
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>>115488148
21m40s
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>>115488194
oh right! I actually have a double zatsu backlog to enjoy. let's see..
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>>115488194
ope. called it. just need to help starbro. her reasoning isn't gross like most people who do that are, but.. 1. she'll like mine, 2. her parents will love me, 3. I'm not going to take anything I don't give back, starbro ain't dying alone, 4. I have a feeling she will want to once she gets to know how safe a feeling love is. 5. I won't make her. I'm not worried about her cheating and she doesnt give off militant hag vibes, so other people can think what they want.
I can always mark what's mine in other ways equally permenant that she is more comfortable with and aroused by
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>>115491260
she makes me happy
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>>115486511
Why does she care about her last name so much? She's already 31 almost 32. She needs to make sacrifices to get married someday.
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That last name thing was kind of a red flag. Unless she is unironically an actual aristocrat /we/ don't do matrineal marriages here. She needs to play more Crusader Kings.
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>>115494612
kek true. her actual reasoning for why she wants to keep it is very not red flag, so the only problem there is the practical one. at least in america, when you see a woman who kept her last name, you make a lot of assumptions.
in this case, further investigation reveals they don't hold water, but they are presumed true until otherwise and there are a lot of potentially important social interactions in life where people only have time to note your characteristics that are immediately obvious. white woman who kept last name isn't a catagorization you typically want to be on the receiving end of, unless you have an obvious reason (like youre known in your field before getting married, etc)
if it's a big deal to her, it's not something to be insecure enough to feel the need to fight her on, but it is something to make sure is fully discussed and explored before commiting to.
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lemon
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Starmom really raised Lumi to be a narcissist. She won’t change her last name, won’t get a hyphen, won’t respect her in-laws because she views them inferior, thinks her brother will never get married because he mingles with trashy low-class women.

Why is she like this
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>>115486511
How is "Kaneko" a slavic name?
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>Starbro had blonde hair and blue eyes.
>Until he hit puberty
>His hair darken and became brunette and his eye darken as well
Is Lumi just in denial?
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>>115498656
no that's pretty common. i was like platinum blonde until middle school and then it started getting darker
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>>115498564
I was wondering this too. it sounds like dutch or something. maybe she is confused.
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>>115499730
>submissive lower case i anon
I'm gonna breed you one of these days
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so which phaser do we pretend the flat ljg brown with the ass made for anal is? asking for science
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it's important to punish your tardwife
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I love her
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Lumi will be doing a /lemon/ post history audit on today's stream.
How fucked are ya?
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>>115504485
she mails herself straight to me
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>>115504485
Roughly without handholding on stream
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>>115504485
Marries me on the spot
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>>115504485
>spends all day fantasizing about Lumi reading his posts on 4chan
LOL
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>>115504708
true
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how do we get lumi to groom miia? it occurs to me that miia suboptimally utilized, when she could be lumi's, and by extension my, literal sex slave. hell, miia would probably think she was the one doing the using to get closer to lumi. our interests are aligned
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>>115504777
Yeah
She do be reading our posts ong
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>>115504962
No she doesnt kek
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>>115504956
So you're a miioid? Now it all makes sense.
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>>115505202
no, but she should groom me
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https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2109677283149832647
Dumb bitch lumi no thats not you thats panko
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>>115505759
What
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I hate Kaneko but I can't stop watching her. Help
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I like lumi
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I always tell myself she doesnt deserve my nut but i always whisper her name and picture her face before i bust.
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Lumi yaps
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>115512024
could you tell her im not a fan if her balalaika cover it's insulting to 9lana
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She made a blackface...
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>you must log in to-

No
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>>115513147
Yes
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>>115504777
She knows this thread exists. Who knows. Maybe she's the one who keeps making these threads
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lol
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lumi's one of those girls who wants you to trust the genuineness of her unusual emotional responses to certain things, and therefore the emotional investment that comes with it, but won't extend that same trust to your genuine rational efforts to engage with those emotions
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>>115518070
Lumi hates us
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>>115520417
no. worse and sadder. much much sadder. for all parties involved. she's afraid of us. despite it all. she's still afraid. maybe even worse, despite how helping people no longer fear their own voice is such a well developed area of potential human skillsets as to render the challenge almost trivial; this is the internet.
that limitation is such an edge case, and typically only applies to such comparatively low stakes situations, that the only people who typically bother figure out how to min max that skill for internet use are pump and dump transactional groomers. which only further raises the barrier to entry and makes mutually beneficial intervention even less wise of a time investment.
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Alright Lumi enough of the quirk chungus tuesdays. Its time to be sexy.
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I have to agree that people are nothing more than pixels on a screen when the show is made just for me
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I wonder why Lumi thinks Starbro won't get married? I thought she described him as a chad
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lumi better spend time off stream fixing her ugly ass character
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that one anon still owes me the sexy art of miia plus miia goon noises combo
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>>115523801
Lumi would never do it.
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>>115527131
beatings are the cure for such disorders.
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>>115527152
Lumi is too powerful for you.
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>>115527193
I somehow doubt that.
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Another day and its another day lumi isnt my oshi anymore. Work harder lumi.
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>>115528253
Why is she so smug?
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>>115528797
anus remains uncorrected. the mild concussion or whatever caused the dlated pupils ought to help smooth over the process
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>>115528253
Since when she started doing drugs?
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>>115529543
I just assumed it was the product of stress delerium. possibly clumsiness induced concussion. I doubt drugs.
hell, as exceedingly unlikely as it would be for a concussion to follow from coming home from angry workday right when she is having a particularly annoying menhera espisode, I'd still have to rule that one out before assuming drugs. unless it was chloroform or a similarly rapey drug
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>>115523293
Because he wants to change his last name to whoever he marries like a chad.
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I think we can all agree that lumi deserves rape.
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>>115531182
exclusively by yours truly, but yes.
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>>115393486
If Lumi had a son and her turned out gay, he'd be a more covert studly gay. "metrosexual" kind.
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>>115393486
neither would I. if you need to be gay, get that shit out of your system in college. gross but whatever.
a twink tho? unironically taking it like a woman? no.
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>>115500256
>submissive lower case i anon
>I'm gonna breed you one of these days
You meant "lower caste"
Obvious (gay) Indian poster. Holy shit.
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>>115532184
worry not anon, there's more than enough rape for all of you.
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>>115532247
Lame.
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>>115532314
feeling possessive?
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Checks out that /lemon/ would be full of experts on gay sex and gay rape.
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Lemon is live!
https://youtu.be/yOc509Ys16o
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>>115532520
you know it
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>no pupmi return to show she loves us after all
0/10
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>>115533552
lumibelle may be cute, but we wont leave any stone unturned or mind unbroken until we find her
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Pupi how have you still not fixed your faces in these past few years? Are you even trying? I know you are here you fucking weird fuck.
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>>115533986
He does it on purpose, the faces are fine when he draws other girls like Clio, although I'm surprised Lumi lets him draw other girls at all since they started dating.
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>>115534114
>I'm surprised Lumi lets him draw other girls at all since they started dating.
Nice rrat. She hates brown people
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>>115535318
Why does she hate brown people
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>>115537017
What Anon meant is she views them as inferior
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>>115537130
Lumi is a narcissist, she views everyone as an inferior.
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>>115537350
This
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you guys are retarded. just thought you should know.
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>>115537350
not me
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>>115537350
I can say this is the reason why she won't be married anytime soon. With having a high ego job with everyone sucking your toes everyday it's easy to get a big head. Especially if your around big money people like her extended family. She's probably a sweet girl, but it's easy for her to shove off any man just for a little baggage just for her to think mr. perfect is next who never comes.
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>>115541223
>She's probably a sweet girl
She's anything but a sweet girl
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I cant even pretend to be interested in godzilla
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>>115544306
do you know something we don't?
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>>115549328
she can be a little annoying when we pretend not to notice
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Invaders vs Lumi
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>>115549496
I'm not sure that's the same link
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>>115549496
Ember is the only thing keeping Wish together.
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>>115549540
it's the correct link
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>>115549496
exchange Lumi with Dizzy, that's more realistic
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>>115549652
oh I get it. honestly at this point the question ought to be reversed
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>>115549496
Why does Lumi hate her coworkers
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>>115550234
They debase her market value by being realistic and approachable
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>>115550250
Seems like Lumi needs to be realistic and approachable, if she wants to compete in the current market.
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>>115550846
Many are saying this
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If you can love Lumi at her worst, you don’t deserve her at her best.
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>>115551160
Lumi stop posting.
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>>115551160
you realize, of course, that this means the exact opposite of what you intended, right? you can't slice up a person and love is a holistic concept. if someone doesnt want to be loved at their worst, then that person doesn't want to be loved. and yes, no one deserves to be saddled with that. just not in the way you hoped
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>>115552970
Retard
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>>115553058
no. dont say dumb things. it's not a habit vt posters can afford to indulge
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>>115553066
You're retarded, and I didn't make the post.
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>>115553066
Dumb dumb you are.
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>>115553467
No
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>>115552970
You don’t watch Lumi
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>>115553326
it isn't a witty play if it doesnt work
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Lumi doubts your loyalty
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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she really likes her soulslop. she can't even larp like it brings no joy even when she is alone.
I appreciate her putting thought into the streamer game choice meta, but someone who isn't good at figuring out how to leverage non-work time into not burning out/getting frustrated/enotional dulling/whatever you want to call all-work-and-no play-brain might want to consider keeping a game she enjoys around for her own fun
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>>115560053
starwars is fucking gay
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>>115560537
You just wanna watch EUIV
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>>115560933
it hadn't even occured to me that was a possibility. I do now tho



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