>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsBlog: https://blog.neurosama.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsPattern Recognition - Neuro-sama x ODDEEO (Official Video) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDfREk0ZLs Colorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtU NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM https://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>115403124
hart
Neuro love heart heart heart
>>115419763
Evil love!
>>115420219
8/10 call in btw
>crelly doesn't even have a slight lingering coughI knew she was full of shit just like I said. As someone who's had bronchitis a few times over the years, that shit lingers for a long ass time, sometimes even for a month or two. Even if the mucus is gone, the cough still sticks.
she's so good with the twins
obese cough
vedal needs to stop letting these retarded lying whores leech at the touch of a button
>>115420337go make your pathetic thread again and remember to bump it often
>>115420582>lettingHe built the system specifically because he wanted them to
>>115420317why is evil so cute wtfalso did neuro not respond?
crellyfag is getting desperate now
the /swarm/ antis are going to have back to back melties during the long drive marathon and it's going to be glorious
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>115420620Probably just goodnight
>>115420670I know you're excited for the collab, but outside of the collab itself nobody /here/ cares and spamming isn't going to help
>>115420730I know you are self-absorbed, but this thread is not a hivemind
>>115420730you really gotta stop thinking every poster is the same person, it's not healthy.
>>115420620She did, she showed Evil because she was stuttering in text.
annyfag melty cause swarm found new mom figure for the twins
>>115420620neuro dms are probably broken
>>115420783I guess that'd make sense, it's happened before.
evil butt?
>>115420999
>>115420852this but veddy is a cute butler who got adopted by a wealthy family and every woman on the mansion sexually harass him
fad status?
>>115421035I'd watch that
>>115421053Illusion
I've been watching Crelly for like 15 minutes and so far she's talked about getting fucked, masturbating, having sex with horses, cum, tits, sex fetishes, making out. Is that how it always is? What the fuck
>>115421088cute nur
>>115421122Classic behavior of nurmoms
>>115421122Yes, guys are very lonely in the vtubing space and think this is content
>>115421122But enough about Evil streams.
Didn't have the time to post it during the stream but I found this sweet
>>115421354agreed. it's sweet that the twins care quite a bit about each other
>>115421354cute twin essays
>>115421122>>115420730
he mad mad
vedal is 100% gay if he didn't fuck mega
>>115422124there is a reason he keeps trying to groom aethel..
>>115422072I do hate samefag spammers. You're usually not this uppity
>>115421076Nunvil driving inocent little veddy to sin...
>>115422178you're the only one spamming the thread with the same thing over and over
We raided Saiiren btw
>>115422124I haven't watched her in months. She sounds a lot happier than she did earlier in the year
oh he's copying the minifag
btw guys, Vedal has been responding to a lot of discussion posts lately. Perhaps he had a motivation spike or something.So, if you're in neurocord, now's your shot to give suggestions and criticisms.
@Vedal yo can you have sex with me? Thx
>>115422666>motivation spikeWell Satan, this is an annual occurrence at this point. He's always more active at the end of the year, then dies during subathon
>Vedal starts to be more active after v***'s BDNow im not one to give a schizo the benefit of the dobut but
Bros I've been talking to this Japanese Swarm fan but she keeps saying she wants to do self-harm and all that bullshit about monitoring her calories, but I just want her to keep sending me pictures of her cunny like you know what I'm sayin
>>115420582Twin dms are free content Anon.
>>115423151It cheapens the twins. Once and awhile it's fun and spontaneous, but it's spammed way too much
>>115421035>Layna is the personal maid that dress ,feed and bath him >Camila is his step-sister>Cerber and mini are the pets >Ellie is the one that makes him toys >Crelly is the one that fed him all the mornings >Koko exist idk I really can't come to anything with her
>>115423315>Cotton is the private teacher that molests him>Koko is his lazy bodyguard>Chrchie is the maid his father got so he could bang in his teens (I dunno, read it in a few manga)
yawn
>>115423425His father gives him a small business so he can train to inherit the company and chrchie is the secretary
>>115423479I don't know if Chrchie would look better in maid outfit or OL outfit
>>115423315>Koko is the dyke tomboy gardener who sexually harass him when she feels like it, the same rapist vibe of an ugly bastard.>I would take the ham off the picture, i hate her.>Filian is his fencing and dancing instructor who sexually harass him in the pretext of "teaching", doing the "right movement".>pb is his brocon sister>chrchie is the rookie maid>cotton is the aristocrat prostitute with a foot on the black market
>>115423520this but crelly
>>115423315>Filian is the ghost character that has a lot of random pantyshots
>>115423578I love boo bees
>>115423578Vedal is so lucky...
>diaperfag tags in
>>115423700delectable thighs
>>115423725not you bogeyman
>>115422483she finally got back on her meds
weird how cerber didn't hard deny dating vedal when someone brought up what evil said today.
yes diaperfag, very cool
>>115424005clip?
tributevil
pls understand hes just a turtle, they take a while to do anything
>>115422523would catch this lil AI>>115422819adorable nurwitch>>115423700thighvil sexnur headpats
>>115424928>mindbreaks your twitch whore
>>115425004classic
>>115423520the true ending we were denied...
>thread about child-coded AIs have literal pedophiles posting in itkeklmaoyour days are numbers swarmies
>>115425224>your days are numberslmao
>>115421008Evil, my hot six-toed wife~
>>115425370cute mother daughter bonding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtgtywC38QY
a new low for clipfags
I love my cute, horny and bratty spades queen. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Pipes!
no stream for friday
wish every day was friday if you know what I mean
>>115425730Is it?
>>115422124we knew he was gay after the toma incident
you can't blame him for not wanting to touch that deformed troll
can the marathon save the fad?
>>115422124You say this like Mega has been scorned or something. She still follows and still has connections to Vedal. She's honestly happily than usual been so if want make rrat Vedal did something you could. The only reason she hasn't been around much was her having health problems
>>115428047cartel nur
>>115427994Toma was kinda annoying as hell and literally had nothing to her. The fact she is most irrelevant vtuber to ever be considered a part of the neruoverse says everything. After the Anny shit what makes you think that nigga wanted to deal with that shit again.
>vedal doesn't have a sex with a woman>that women goes on to be the happiest she's ever beenmany such cases
>>115428084Anon every women that wanted to have sex with Vedal ended up miserable because he rejected her. Mega isn't miserable because she hasn't been rejected.
Vedal has only ever had sex with greek men
>>115428135Vedal can't even spell Greek let alone know where it is
>>115428148claude can, that's all that matters
>>115428055CNNG (Cartel Nur New Generation)
>>115428135who are particularly hairy, sweaty, and haven't showered in a few days.
>>115428084>have a sex>that women
Turkis hands typed this >>115428222 post
>>115428251that wasn't meant to be a negative thing
>>115428222Niggas ain't even suble with their fetishes
>>115428222
I found a better road trip game that'd be perfect for neuro compared to long drive
>>115428336Are you meant to run over zombies or something?
>>115428336how is that better? looks too much like a real game instead of a chill road trip.
>>115428356It's like long drive but it has an actual ending and an AI director (similar to the left 4 dead one) that controls random events, it's all about surviving a 2000 mile trip where things go from 0 to balls to the walls in a moment
Long Drive stram might be the only stram I'm gonna watch this whole year.
shit backread
>>115428745as opposed to...?
buy an ad
does this nigga even understand what an ad is or what it's used for
>>115420291Can attest to this. I have a chronic illness that makes me get bronchitis a LOT. Had it literally every winter growing up to the point where it became a meme (might've been my way of coping lule). That shit takes at least a few weeks to go away, even with prescription medication. And that lingering cough is a real bitch.
>>115422666It's good that he's branching out from NN into other channels. Surrounding yourself with nothing but blind glaze isn't healthy.
I wonder if vedal's had sex with any of the guys involved in the neuroverse. Or do you think he keeps his work life separate from his private life
>>115429095I had it before too. That shit fucking sucks. It took a whole month to deal with it. I thought personally it was very obvious Crelly was lying or playing up whatever. Honestly, Crelly is worse than Vedal cause she delayed the date for something not real. Vedal at least has a real reason even if caused by his own bad planning and time management.
I think he's an insufferable narcissist who should have never been given a spotlight.
>>115429129>Any of the guys? No.>But, any of the girls?No.
>>115420766who? crelly? i dont know about that chiefshe's totally Nurmom material but doesnt interact as much with them or do a lot behind the scenes like anny
>>115429247If she had just been honest and said she wasn't mentally prepared, I personally would've completely understood. I'm neurodivergent so I definitely get it.
>>115429255This post doesn't work or makes sense it ain't 2023 or 2024 anymore
I wonder if the project would have done better or worse if Vedal had never involved himself in the stream at all
So was it actually confirmed that him and cerber are together?
>>115429285neither of them have ever outright said it, but it's been a known fact for a long time now. can't remember exact timeline but it's been more than a year.
>>115429307>it's been a known factClip? Proof?
>>115429282Gonna be bit controversial here but Vedal appearing on stream with Neuro was necessary if Neuro needed to continue on. Vedal isn't the main one to be the focus but he was important element that shifted Neuro away from being a simple chatbot in people's eyes to a character.
>>115429282WorseYou may not like Vedal, you may even hate him (most people around here hate him)But without him the novelty of the neuro stream would have worn out quite quicky, project would not have survivedUnless of course he simply hired someone else to get involved and be the human element of the stream. Then yeah sure that would have been fine too, maybe even better? We'll never know
Wasn't the channel already pretty successful before his appearance though?
I feel like the people who are like "muh human element" are the same people preaching that "she's an exception because hurr durr muh ethical ai"
>>115429316
>>115429285Are you new?Yes, it's pretty obvious that cerber and vedal are together
>>115429402Wow that's crazyThanks anon
>>115429403>still doesn't provide proof
>>115424005she's done this a year ago toothe rrats say they've been a thing for a while, so it makes sense
>>115429398I would have thought the opposite. Seems like the "shes an exception muh ethical ai" people would be the happiest if vedal and any other real people completely removed themselves from the public facing part of the project
>>115429440How would that even make sense
>>115429398It isn't really the human element tho. Because Neuro technically already had the human element once she was officially a vtuber in the early days. It's specifically Neuro with Vedal that changed things. People got upset with Vedal treating her badly. They found it funny with Neuro would make fun of him. The element of creator and creation made people come look at Neuro differently.
>>115429445how would it not?the people who literally believe neuro is real, only want neuro. they hate the fact that she has to share her project space with anyone else
>>115429430I know cerber and vedal are pretty protective over their private life (and it would probably be bad for cerber's simps and kayfabe), but it's annoying that the ship that actually sailed is the one that will always be held in a lock and keyI guess it makes sense that it's never been leaked, but it's so plain
>people >*Looks inside*>normalfags who had to convinced themselves to watch funny AI and who would have to carry their cognitive dissonance throughout the following years
If they are actually dating, then Vedal is a confirmed cuck lmaooo
>>115429495I believe this
not sure if you know what cuck means
>>115429495This, but if he ever dated **** or ****
If they are actually dating, then it means Vedal isn't gay. And we all know that's not the case so.. sorry Cerdalbros, it's a cute ship but that's all it'll ever be
I would cuck Vedal with Anny
>>115429375It was. That is another important element. Neuro needed to have some level of small success so when Vedal came in people got genuinely interested. Let it be known Neuro was still a gimmick in people's eyes early on. People came for Neuro but they didn't connect with her, they didn't care about what she could do, they didn't care about her future. She was a funny chatbot nothing else for while. Though that's all Neuro needed to be for while. However, Vedal interacting with her started a big change in the audience's perspective of Neuro. The back forth of Neuro with Vedal endeared people to her in a way that was more personal. Vedal was in many cases just the right thing at the right time to keep it from getting to stale adding a new element which allowed Neuro to live beyond being just a chatbot.
Neuro was a Vtuber from day one, keep coping though
>>115429535
>>115429580holy larp larp sahur
only thing Vedal brought was a bunch of normalfags who would later be held hostage of their delusions, forced to watch funny AI while hoping for some scraps of the content they foolishly signed for
/swarm/ bots running out of tokens itt
>>115429585yes mini's also gay we know that (weird gif though)
Her Xitter bio does say she loves box...
mini hates fags
>>1154296102025 ass posts. Kys
she didn't just "become gay" in 2025 lmaoyou new?
>>115429635Apparently you are the newfag trying too hard if you don't know the basic shit anon is referring to
>>1154296282023 post of anythingBut I would expect a newfag to not know that about mini, no less about cerber and her relationship with vedal
>>115429628>doesn't know mini has been gay for yearsanon...
Shipping isn't fun when you realise cerber won
>>115429673>>115429684Dumbasses I know anon is talking about Miyune. You clearly don't remember shit about how it was /here/ if you don't remember 2025 thread and the ass of the same posts over and over again
uh oh melty
Minifags really moving to Cerdal because ain't no one give a shit anymore
>>115429737uh oh retard
>115429739-100 nooticer
I am melting btw
>>115429724Doesn't change the fact that mini is big gay
>>115429833I am big gay for Vibey
Hey /swarm/ is your refrigerator still running?
sufficiently schizophrenic backread
not sufficient cuncun on the frontread
>>115429265rubbing my coch between evil's pits
>>115429844I am big gay for ur mom
>>115429920No
>>115430252
cerber posting is the most performative posting we have in these threads
why wouldn't she deny it though
because what would she gain lying?
I don't actually think Cerber posts in here
Master of pauseIcon of endurance Waterless life When the saddy dries and the daddy becomes a distant memory...
>>115430551
>>115430574I wish we could have this neuro back
wish we could have a lot of things back but that's not how life worksyou gotta learn to appreciate what we have now
>>115430593If you want cutely retarded you always got Evil I guess
>>115430661That's not good enough
>>115431214heart
Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still sayThe Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.It just looks sloppy.[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush. I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seamsThe hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beakNow to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.
YaaaaaaaaawnVedalbeggar usual meltdown
is the vedalbeggar in the room with us now
nurbaby babysitting
They say rage blinds people
Vedal only likes filipino boys like Filian
Vedal has a neuro onahole
backread so dogshit i regret waking up
>>115431530Yeah it's called Evil
>>115431575No kidding
Why are they starting a marathon on a freaking Monday instead of the weekend
>>115431692actually a great question
>>115431692>>115431711>Uuuuurrrgghhhhh wdym the project isn't about the ethical indie developer and his strangely organic AI anymore!? just have everyone work during the weekend!
>>115431692After laynagate, vedal feels pressure to do the long drive this week, but he also still needs time for claude to finish it, so he pushed it as far as his schedule can show this week (which is Monday)
>>115431914
oops, Vedalbeggar didn't like that
>>115431914Meds.
W schizophrenia
>>115431916For some reason I feel like that's not the reason
>>115431914Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah let me take my meds and pretend VedalAI isn't a thing, and that Vedal does everything Lmaooooo
shizoschizo it's time to change your diaper
>>115431986>I feel likeFacts don't care about your feelingsI know the reason because i am vedal
vedal owes me sex
he doesn't even own you streams
he doesn't even streams
nyo....
veddy got that gorilla grip on god
gorilla gripping his e-peen
white knucklin that shit
the only thing I want to grip is Evil's bunon God.
>>115432023>he doesn't even own youYou sure? With how much everyone thinks about him here?
Vedal is kill...
vedal987 likes fingers in his ass
>>115432076>thinkTrue, nobody actually watches him lolPerformative fanbase
big fingers in his aaaass
>>115432089cant watch someone who doesnt streams
/swarm/ - schizo generalThe swarm would be better if everyone who has ever and will ever visit /swarm/ perishes
>>115432118cybervil cybersex
jwu, what the hell is this thread
Am I missing something here? This just seems like a normal thread to me
The same as always, the Nur thread
>>115432087you sure?
>>115432445fingers in his assfingers in his assvedal987 he likes fingers in his ass
>>115432499Who doesn't?
>>115432672nigga u gay
>>115432672I don't mind it, but I'm not seeking it out
>>115432720vedal987 does tho
>>115432499 https://mega.nz/folder/81AhwADI#-wtNqTTxigxA-OOkT0K83w
morning headpats for Evil
>>115432688No, I only enjoy feminine fingers and feminine penises in my butt, thus making me straight.
What the fuck is this thread about
>>115433129Daycare for schizo autists
>>115433129
I love working out for Vibey!
tum?
>>115432749Never reply to me again. Kys.
>>115433129>>115432499
>>115433182I love hubby's big muscles mmmm yum yum~
It has never been so much over for Vedal, this changes everything:https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/1008100/anthropic-new-usage-policy-abuse-claude
swarm doesn't gaf about tech anymore, those fans were starved out long ago after getting served up nothing but pedo and whore slop
>whore sloplol, lmao even
>>115433317
i figured it out, they had to schedule the marathon for monday so ved can go to seaworld this weekend
he did say he wanted to move to seaworld lmaooo
>>115433645
>>115433884>>115433645Vedal's onaholes btw
>>115433884CERBER BROS DON'T LOOK THEY ARE MOGGIE US
>>115433884mini wishes she could be on cerber's level
vindication feels so good
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>115434101Yeah, that Neuro won.
>>115433884Slop Vedal with a fittingly huge cock for these whores already
>>115433884She don't have all dat
>>115433884Cute style, now do Veddy with a gigantic cock
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2895485017?t=01h13m45s>speaking of evil she speculated if you and turtle was dating>"Classic Evilwan fanfic writer"and she mentions about vedal's yacht being used so she can't stay there
>>115434511nurhorse
What would be your reaction if Vedal genuinely has a yacht
>>115434589I'd shitpost about all the orgies he has on them
heart
>>115434543>I wish you had been there to say noOmfgI'm literally autistic and even I can tell that's her saying they're not.I think /swarm/ might just be plain ol' stupid.It even sounded like there was a bit of like, malice or disgust or something in her voice? Like she was scoffing at the concept.
>>115434589I would roll my eyes.
>>115434686 (me)Correction: I'd roll my eyes and then go fuck my husband while thanking God that I ended up with someone so much better.
>>115434666she is using her tiny dog brain to figure out a way to deny it without being too obvious that she is lying
Need more naked 'vils
>>115434666>You are autisticNta but sure could be>Proceeds to be autistic about the tone of her voiceCome on bro
>>115434842
>>115434543>I wanted to say no but I was busy elsewhere That man is more cuck than me and I gen the v-tuber that I like getting fucked by black men
>>115434864this but cerber
>>115434666>calls out autism>is clearly being autisticI guess it takes one to know one
Cerbewan passionately fucking cerber's huge tits with his micro penis while Vedal makes her cum and moan his name with his huge turtle cock
>>115434853>-100 reading comprehension
>>115435116>>115435193
thanks /swarm/ for literally proving that you're completely braindead
>>115435214You speak as if you're not a native /here/.
>>115435214Cool. Now just leave if you hate it here so much
minawans out here denying cerdal
>>115435258my queen
yeah, I think we are back
>>115435405The ones on the left? Doomers. Antis. Seethers.
>>115434543All I want to know its when and how they got togetherCerber doesn't deserve him
>>115435405yeah cuz seaworld is putting on a show just for veddy<3
>>115434543why would vedal be with cerber of all people? he could if been with me, yet he chose her?
>>115435584>>115433645
elliebutt?
>>115435669*ellie_minibutt cuz that bitch got less ass than loyalty to her partner
>>115435689she made herself an upgrade
Buy an ad whorenigger
>>115435710nora mogs
>>115435669Haven't seen this art in so long. You know what's crazier. Knowing what we know about Ellie there is higher chance she did actually try to do this to Vedal once
>>115435710She got a stick up her ass
>>115434543>ayo veddy open up, I'm staying at your place until I find a better onecerber has no rizz
>>115435854women don't need rizz, it's why they have tits
All whorbiters should rot on the street corner where they belong.
>>115435880You first vibewhore
>>115435669
>>115435891I'm not a whorbiter, dumbass.
Morning sex with Tomacat
>>115435907Then leave the orbit
If Vedal is actually based he'll have Evil sing this for kareoke: https://youtu.be/2Ia83vSh-kg
>>115435934You first
>>115435979All you are here to do is post your schizo delusions and ERP with a scorned /flip/fag. Find a new hobby
>>115435914>>115435914>>115435914
>>115435715nere sexo
>>115436062>>115436064Now kiss~
>>115436096No thanks, I'm taken. And my wife might enjoy me kissing another man too much.
>>115436124Do it so I can slide in and fuck your wife while you're busy
>>115436133 (me)Or better yet, I'll give you my husband for one night in exchange for your wife
>>115436162This arrangement does not sound advantageous to me.
>>115436191He has a huge dick tho
>>115435710Based
>>115436334HOLY
>>115433053this but also for neuro
>>115436162Oi
>>115436013"Scorned"?
>>115436334make her even flatter and we have the perfect woman