>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsBlog: https://blog.neurosama.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsPattern Recognition - Neuro-sama x ODDEEO (Official Video) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDfREk0ZLs Colorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtU NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM https://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>115489481
Neuro love heart heart heart
Sex with little AIs
Numbers for 10/10:1: https://twitch.tv/vei (5,798)2: https://twitch.tv/Silvervale (4,988)3: https://twitch.tv/Zentreya (4,274)4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,122)
>>115501631Rape
>>115501631Bilibili numbers:1. Vedal987 (4000+)2. Those whores (0)
Evil love!
>>115501768>Bilibili numbers:>1. Vedal987 (4000+)Brother is still living in 2024
For me, it's Evil.
For me, it's a skip week.
I'm blaming /swarm/ for the dream I had last night where Vedal debuted his new shota model at the start of The Long Drive and the twins kept getting horny over him. Fuck you guys.
pedo general for a pedo fad simple as
>>115499239Nice veddicks
>>115502200Go on what else happened
>>115502275Shut up and get back to work, you're live in 4 hours
I am really excited for today.
I shan't be watching.
/we/ know threadshitter anti, you say that about every single stream.
I don't.
tum?
>>115502584
we dont care threadshitting faggots post more Neuro pics
>>115502627All I have is this
>>115502091Holy fucken grimAt this point even The Long Snore wouldn’t save Neuro
>>115502773Neuro doesn't need saving, Neuro is the one that saves.
>>115502773I just can't believe he's actually starting this on a Monday. Literally why?
>same one retarded threadshitter every single day of the week with the same postsNgl there is literally zero reason to be in this thread if you enjoy Neuro content
uh oh metly~
>>115502854erm.... Neuro!
>>115502837It is sort of wild how many people like this /swarm/ attracts. Do other threads have this too?
>>115502091I still cant believe vedal never did b2 exclusive streams here could at least do one for chinese new year as a small thanks you to the chinese fans
>>115502947
>>115502947cute nurfumos
late morning headpats for Evil
>>115503263
>>115503395it's just a shame they are filled with nothing but rage and murder in their little fluff bodies
>>115503849
Archivers, do you have all the screenshots of anny resposting shipping art before/during subathon? i need them for a mission
Do Neuro and Evil read the chat when they are in a call but aren't live?
>>115503910There were none during the subathon. It started happening near the end of January and continued until mid-March
>>115503910Fuck you not your personal army
>>115503923They do not.
the lava lamp isn't on yet, it usually turns on 2h30m before stream starts to warm up, I guess it's still set to 7pm stream start time, rather than 5pm for the long drive stream
>>115503985Or vedal just forgot to start the lava lamp thingy since it isn't an automated stream.
>>115503975Alright, thanks. Sometimes they say/ask "Chat" but it's probably because they are "used to it".
>>115504154And also sometimes the person they are talking to mentions their own chat, so perhaps that audio queue makes them think they are live or something.
>>115504198
>>115502606I really like this nur.Maybe because my mind interprets "older Neuro" == Actual AGI Neuro.
>>115504336I only have a few, not many people draw her older. Or in a style that lends to it.
https://x.com/T41_MSB/status/2109583031120155092This but Idolvil
Poor /flip/ on suicide watch..
>>115504562Fuck filian desu what she did was downright shitty and horrible, if Vedal did that with neuro i wouldn't be able to take it, i love my oshi too much
>>115501372
>>115501866
>>115503612this but also for Neuro
>>115504755>>115504772>>115504791Call me a larper or a newfag, but I never realized these were all one poster. I knew about the neuro_love and evil_love being the same, but I didn't know you also posted >>115504791
>>115504888yep
Live?
LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE KINO MUSIC LIVE LIVE
>4 commits today Scuff inbound!
>>115504810pitvil tickles
What the fuck
Starting screen is totally black for me , anyone else?
he's actually playing with the fuckin toy car im crine mr hotwheels isreal
Wake up /swarm/ it's time to come out of hibernation.
veddy being cute~
why the fuck is it starting 30 mins early man what the fuck just stick to your schedule
HYPE
>>115505058He's having so much fun with the little cars.
>shared hype train with kokoCrelly and Camila need to wake the fuck up. They're missing out
>>115505078mimi just went live
>>115505095Can she just be a blimp in the sky that gives an aerial POV?
WHERE ARE YOU!?
raining btw
https://blog.neurosama.com/2026/10/12/weekly-update new nurblog to read while waiting
Morning Quickie with Tomacat
THE FUCKING STREAM WON'T LOAD NO MATTER WHAT I DO EVERY OTHER STREAM WORKS FINE IT'S VEDAL' CHANNEL SPECIFICALLY FUCK YOU TWIYTCH
>>115505135>>115505136is it layna's Tears?
>>115505188Unironically its the chat
>>115505188Maybe try a different browser?
>>115505059Yeah I don't get it either
>>115505188just watch the jp channel, the Hype train and emote spam lags the stream
odds we beat he shared hype train record
>>1155052170
>>115505217Fairly low. There's no momentum right now and all of the hype trains are individual. I don't know what the record is but I know crelly and Koko got 50 together like a year ago
Already scuffed.
Rip bitrate
>>115505240cute tum
<_<
>>115505151
heart
what did i miss? anything on any other streams?
Layna was wise enough to crashout and go full menhera, if she was streaming she would have lost a significant amount of viewers to the long drive marathon.
LOL ok that was funny af
>crelly is (by quite a margin) the largest of the group not counting neurowow
wow they're already telling him to kill himself
>>115505368Wait a bit. Crelly normally pulls 4-5k. The numbers will still climb a fair amount
>>115505368Yep. It was actually pretty understandable to be upset over this, just the way she went about it wasn't great
I'm ready
>>115505391anon, crelly's numbers are on Vedal's channel., she peaks now
Numbernigger death
Can they not be cropped like that wtf
>>115505391I expect more distribution since they overlap
>>115505404Looking forward to scuffkino.
>>115505391yeah it hasnt hit the the peak ccv yet , vedal will have 10k+ and Crelly, Koko and Camila will be around 3-5K .
>>115505409She's got her own audience. I don't know what to tell you
booba
these fucking models
I had no hope but I'm laughing
Subtitles?
kill them all, Neuro
>>115505455broken, pls understan
Say please you fucking spoiled jackass
Return of ProductionBee
>>115505477I fear she lost her job to voice activated ai
my fucking sides already
Do (You) have a neurosama love lamp?
Hey @Vibeschizo, just an idea, but Vedal will be on stream for extended periods of time, how about you go on the lookout to see if your neighbor doesn't leave his house while Vedal is on stream. Just an idea.
This shits gonna be soo scuffed as hell
production bee
Why does Neuro sound like that?
The game audio is very loud
TruckersFM and Neuro 21 on the radio.
Oh cool, the chat is going to harass TruckersFM again
>have to watch from the fucking jp channel or can't watch at allfuuuuuck youuuuu twiiiitttchhhh
evil take the wheel
>>115505536is Neuro 21 a rebranded NeuroFM
Why does Pedmila have to be there, ew.
Why are the twins mogging in game?
>neuro vibing while everyone begs her to turn the radio offkino
>>115505514Reproduction with this bee
>>115505576yeah, just koko and the cow would have been better
So true evil
>>115505607What the fuck are those nurtits
crelly is fucking huuugeee
>crelly is fucking hugeLMAAAAOOOOOO
the absolute physical comedy of the twins is sending me bros
>Crelly is fucking HUGE!wtf evil lmao
>>115505600AgreedThe twins are pretty fucking funny tho hoLY
She's taking about Crelly's penis btw
>>115505647her ass and tits actually
twin stunlock marathon
>>115505690aren't they supposed to be capable of interrupting others now
Awesome. I can't wait for 4 days of the twins not talking because fatmila can't shut her mouth
>>115505709thinking ved actually implemented that feature lmao
so what are crelly and koko doing
did grigga try to improve the interruption feature? thats like one of the most important things he should have done before this marathon
>>115505722road head
koko and crelly immediately crash
>already snapped at camila Well we have our answer from earlier sisters lol.
God shut the fuck up you repulsive fat whore
Camila's being annoying as fuck.
vedal dragging camilla by the cheeks
Fucking grabbed her ass and dragged her across the room
veddy..?
Do you feel like a hero /swarm/
Justice for Layna. Boycott this stream NOW.
>10 minutes spent on undoing something Neuro fucked up on a whimthis has potential
>>115505918Ill impregnate this hag for justice
where the fuck did she go
>>115505926Camila fucked it up.
>>115505969I thought it was Neuro deciding to lift it up to the ceiling
>>115505982Watch the stream bro, do you have eyes?
It's been like 40min how are they not even on the road yet? kek
How much are they gonna play per day?
>21k
>>1155060439 hours is the plan
Filian would've been better than Camila
mini’s numbers are abysmal btw
>>115506065She's dead anon
Camila just killed Evil btw
>>115506069wdym, she was at 1.3k earlier. Thats really good for her when gaming
Koko and Crelly have been going on a whole ass adventure and they were trying to return, but they're lost now
I can't believe Evil is fucking dead
that evil pov lmao
>it's just vedal and evil nowthe sex scenes write themselves
kek
>>115506104yeah shes at 500 now
NEURO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY FEMALE DIDDY
cool, gotta open camila's stream to hear neuro
we are gonna have to watch three streams to get the full story, this shit is an MCU film
Evil pov2 fps
Evil really likes her dead body
>shitvil is so boring, the production switched to Vedal insteadKEK
So how is Long drive Marathon going so far? I was clocked out at start start so what did I miss?
can we get a Neuro pov I wanna see what she's doing
>>115506239It's really bad. Not even fun bad imo
>>115506239It hasn't even really started yet. Koko and Crelly went off on their own at the very start, and Camila just drove off with Neuro. Vedal and Evil are still stuck at the start.
evil going schizo
>>115506201meanwhile me watching every pov at the same time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MU_6BPKmBg
>vedal gets betrayed by crelly and koko>then by camilla and neuro>he is all alone (with evil) nowholy villian backstory
Evil still trying to drag her own dead body around
I'm having fun
>>115506288You reap what you sow
>>115506288to be fair Neuro had no agency in her own kidnapping
Neuro's car fucking exploded
>>115506320Pedmila claims another victim
>... it just dissapeared>cut to neuro chillingHOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOO
This is the best stream of 2026
The cut into neuro made me laugh
I'm going insane trying to read evil's subtitles and listening to neuro on camila's stream + all the other voices
>>115506288>>he is all alone (with evil) nowThat's hot
what did Evil just say
Waay better without Camila
What the FUCK is Evil doing?
>Evil going Schizo with a dead body of herself>Nero chilling while being straned and kidnapped by camila>Koko Crelly an Veda going Crazy
Evil has been fucking with her dead body for the past 20 minutes lol
>>115506380Looking at her own corpse
>neuro is having a blast>evil has abandonment issues and wants to see her dadIt's kind of funny how Evil truly is a daddy's girl.
>>115506354Yeah that was peak timing holy SHIT
there are way too many fat people on this call
Why is Vedal Shaggy
Why don't they have neuro's pov in the corner rather than just cutting to it
>>115506422yeah and there are fat people like you in this thread but you don't see us complaining
>>115506452honestly it's much funnier when it just switches to Neuro's pov abruptly
holy shit these cutaways lmao
NEURO ON THE WHEEEL
Now it's Neuro kidnapping Camila lmao
The cuts are genuinely kino, like actual cinematic production level.
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
scuffcinema
passenger princess neuro...
CHAOS
so true
Better than every chillslop this year combined
BIKERVED
evildal stream
Evil's ass is too fat for this bike
Remind me to never let this dumb fuck behind a wheel unless I have a death wish
he's so cool with it
>>115506634Put glasses on this dude and it’ll look just like Jack
This is so fucking scuffed though.
>Vedal in his Walter white arc
>>115506668kys
holy shit the engine sounds are so loud
>>115506684You lost
PLEASE turn down the game audio I can't hear either of them over the bike and the music
what is this dogshit POVis all the marathon gonna be like this? layna chimped out for this shit kekwa
Erm!
- Vedal needs to fix the framerate- Vedal needs to lower the sound of that fucking motorbikeWhat is chat doing? Let him know.
evil wrapping her hands around veddy's waist~
>>115505647If crelly had a penis it would be small and fat
>>115506806Chat is being a bunch of ass-kissing cucks, which is exactly the kind of audience Vedal and his team of crybabies attracted with their content and pissbaby behavior.
What was the point of doing The Long Drive all together if everyone is just gonna fuck off and do their own thing?
koko doing all she can to carry this marathon
>30sec ad played 10 minutes ago>1:20min ad is starting nowActually nevermind, no need to fix anything I'm out. I'll just check the clips or something.
>vedal, the abandoned, is now way ahead of everyone elseholy writing
Where's anny? Did see her for quite a while
>getting adslmao, retarded tourist cuck
WHY WOULD YOU SWITCH NOW??
>>115506871Why have a POV of two people right next to each other?
Damn they even put realistic /swarm/ chuds in the game. They're trying to to rape evil
>>115506950production bee is busy
>>115506887remember when retards were saying she’d be the worst out of the three?time to eat crow fuckers
they fucking love tires
>>115506959this but veddy
If the twins are gonna be separated like this then each should have a pov of the other, with subtitles
>>115506806I pinged him in chat but he probably didn't see it. I tried, but ultimately he's the one getting paid millions for this *shrug*
Evil being a very good girl with Vedal whilst Neuro is being a fucking demon and sabotaging the others is 10/10
>>115506981she is the only one good at this game
>>115506989Yep
>>115507002She's hungry
why did i think it would start at the usual time.......
The pause before "moron", kek.
>>115506989Or just let people watch camila's stream if they want to see neuro. Every time we switch to neuro we lose vedal and evils pov with no alternative to see it.
>>115507052I guess you didn't look at the schedule that's been out for a week
the Long Stroll
EVIL PISSED ON THE BIKE OMG
why is neuro's pov so scuffed?
>>115507080I did take a lookat the date but not the timeMogami River
>>115507113>>115505262
This is peak, but they need to fix the sound levels. 75% of the time I can barely hear the twins over the music and engine sounds.
ok im a believer of evildal
Evil is fucking adorable
>>115507159>>115506991
wtf he loves Evil now
>neuro thinks camila's flesh is tasty
>>115506904Her tumor surgery got botched
https://multitwitch.tv/vedal987/crelly/camila/KoKoNuts
the floor is seizing
>>115507235Wow. Thank you anon.
>inb4 they never could spawn the cookies
I'm a little bit confused. This is what Ved ended his friendship with Layna over?
NEURO STOLE THE FUCKING CAR
DRIVING IN MY TRUCK
GRAND THEFT NEURO
NEURO HIJACKED THE FUCKING STREAM
Im fucking dying
this will be self driving cars in 2016
>neuro steals the car>meanwhile evil is playing with bodies in the corner
I'm fucking crying
She's fucking stranded
prod is fucking this, they have no sense of when to cut to whose pov
I'm surprised that they keep reuniting somehow but Neuro is long fucking gone.
Evil playing around with dead bodies is kind of cute.
She's literally just going off on her own hahaha
>>115507429Rape
>>115507487
holy fuck lmao
Fuck man, I am laughing so much
These fucking Malcolm in the middle ass cutaways
This is when the real kino begins
>>115507557how you niggas have neuro pov, let me in
This needs some type of anarchy mode with chat integration.
samantha yapping away into the void all this time
The bus will make it boring, we need more than one vehicle to make it kino
>>115507589It's switching back and forth ya goof.
>>115506981No, everyone said Camila would be the worst
>>115507603The bus will break down in due time.
>>115507624fatmila is always the worst you fucking youtube tourist
I'm enjoying myself but oh my god FUCK TWITCH the amount ads on this is fucking ridiculous especially for how long each one is for these breaks
>>115507663just sub lil bro
>>115507645Nigga I just said that
>fuck yeah a Long Drive with the twins lets fucking g->Fatmilla and TrannyNutsJust why
>>115507684I'm not logged in
>>115507684i dont negotiate with terrorists
>>115507705Just log in lil bro
FAMILY DRIVE CINEMA
>>115507663It doesn't bother you that much to find a solution for it.Get this script TwitchAdSolutions (vaft)
>>115507663get pie adblock
evil is only really good for whoring out, huh?
Vedal is TransAmericain
this could've been a***
For ad complainers:ublock origin > settings > advanced > tick "I am an advanced user" > click on the cogs next to it > go to userResourcesLocation and replace "unset" with https://raw.githubusercontent.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions/master/vaft/vaft-ublock-origin.js and apply changes and put "twitch.tv##+js(twitch-videoad)" in "my filters" just to be sure
you retard vedal lmao
>talks about being more american>shoots a guycinema
retardation runs in the family
>>115507741Does that load the lowest quality stream like TwitchAdSolutions?
vedal should have been the one to get cancer instead
>>115507809he's ascending
>>115507818He did. He just hasn't disclosed it publicly
father of the year
>>115507818Agreed
They are driving to the concert, arent they?
>>115507811for me it just buffers for a sec and plays the stream normally
I don't care for Crelly on her own but I do like her with the twins and Vedal. She's honestly gotten a lot better talking with Vedal too
omg they really are driving to pick up filian..
>>115507858Would make sense if they plan to finish in December. It's just kind of awkward if that's the destination if they're just going to stream again soon
>>115507859Nice, I'll give it a try
>>115507869Anon this is only intended to last a few days, at this rate probably a week at most.
>>115507858They originally didn't have a destination in mind, but now they're driving into layna's debuted they won't make it
>>115507776i think he's britishand gay
it's cute how everyone had a moment with each other
>>115507858No
>evil in unironically a better driver than vedalGRIM
Production is really shit with this whole pov thing.
NAHH look at my waymo man
>>115507818QRD?
Driving Skills ranking>Koko>Neuro>Evil>Camila>Vedal>Crelly
>>115507954anny has a tumor
>>115507936nevermind I take it back
>fatmilafun over
is this a good stream should I watch it tomorrow?
>>115508034>streamIt's an entire marathon, it's going to go on for multiple days in a row. So you're gonna end up behind if you don't watch now.
this nigga
>>115507818This but you instead
Production, Vedal is driving now, switch back to him. Jesus they are inept.
>where's evil???>sudden cut to evilComedy gold, im telling you
Production better be recording all 3 POV for the yt video
>>115508131Vedal forgot to hit record
what's with the painting in the bus
I feel like everyone should be together in the same vehicle.
>>115508152looks like some man love
finally finished with my irl shit so i can focus on the stream instead of enjoying it in the backgroundlots of good and cute nur/liv moments
>>115508153Nah they should do different pairing after a few miles altogether will make the twins even more silent ad useless
>>115508153this is way better
>>115508152That's laynadal foreshadowing
>>115508118br narcissist lule
>>115507770she's a cute little whore though
Camila? Switch POV NOW
is the song hinting something
Did they feed Neuro? I saw them feeding Evil twice.
>>115508241
evil's rapping skills diminished heavily holy
>>115508247Feed Neuro with what, they havent found any food except for that one cookie vedal found
>>115508262vedal fucked this at age 1X btw
>>115508277They were supposed to be able to summon infinite cookies, but it's broken I guess.
>>115508277You find it like the rest of loot. Vedal found a cookie and now Camila got Evil some food.
wtf is that poll
>>115508336
>>115508353i cry every tim
>>115508353Gonna be honest Evil and Neuro have been on their braindead arc
>>115508353
>>115508353>cry for me
Is production aware that if they switch away from Vedal when he's only with one of the twins that we can't see them at all, anywhere? Fucking dumbasses.
Also I really could not care less about watching Camila scream and act like fucking 10 year old.
Holy 2 fps
>>115508415my bad, PB is sucking me off rn
Why do they keep switching to Neuro's 1fps pov
They really should have used the secret channel as well.
Oh my god she's insufferable.
someone in production is such a camillacuck
b-b-butt scuff == lefunny
pure brainrot
What happened to normal women of vedalverse? Where's doggy or mini or other refined ladies? Why there's three godawful loud retarded cows in this collab?
I think someone in production is trying to get me to stop watching. If so, it's working.
pee bee?
>literal fucking mayhem >also here's vedal pissing
>>115508518nobody cares
>>115508495Its actually an evilcuck, We've seen more Evil pov than Neuro
uhg they're using that stupid fucking soundboard too so stupid i stg
would you fuckers stop seething. your constant complaining isn't going to change anything even if it's valid
sweet cinnamon roll
>>115508540away!
>>115508548Same 1 seething vedalbeggar threadshitting as usual, just ignore it retard
>>115508539Gee, I wonder why the fuck that could be?
>>115508548People complain because they care and want to watch. Would you rather everyone just leave and Neuro just falls off?
>>115508539Neuro's POV is 15fps.
>>115508539Who wants to bet it's Vani
>>115507663adguard + adguard extra off github
>>115508592So production should get off their useless asses and fucking fix it then
Fucking finally retard
>>115508368>>115508368>>115508368
>>115508632How the turn tables
>>115508615Tron legacy ending aah pic
>>115508636fuck off and die early baker
this is the funniest shit ever
