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damn nigga all the Mari soundposts are dead
Twink is literally a term invented by the gay hook up subculture.
>>115521200You would know wouldn't you anonHehehe
>>115521200No man is an island. In other news I listened in on Clio playing Shogun total war. That's a tough game. I think without guidance she's probably going to get plowed. Anyways I think I'll go back to the jelly fallout new Vegas gameplay VOD I was watching earlier.
>>115521291do you like new vegas or jelly?
>>115521291>she's going to get plowed.Yeah, by me
why the fuck does everyone overlap and then we just get yapcastwho is streaming actual content i am willing even to go to twitch >>115521252honestly the most erotic one she has done, imagine finding her in the toilet and just forcing her head into the bowl as you rip off her shorts and fuck her brains out cumming all over the back of her shirt so she is forced to walk around with a bunch of white stains, humiliated as everyone stares at her knowing she is a walking fleshlight.
>>115521302I don't really know jelly all that well. I like that she hasn't banned me, and that she lets me watch this video of her playing new Vegas. Jelly has never called me a creeper stalker either. I like what I know of jelly thus far. As for new Vegas I got a free copy one time. How can you not like free?
>>115521343WE ARE WATCHING FUCKING MARI>>115521352was just trying to figure out if you were really into jelly or the game itself. if you can avoid being weird in chat and you like roleplay maybe try runie.
>>115521391HER FEMBOY RANT WAS FUCKING DUMB AND GAY AND SHE IS GAY AND A GIRLMODDERAND CLIO IS NOW PLAYING SHOGUN
marimari_en should cover this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg8pAYh2-gY
Jelly mentioned that she thinks that "Melee is just straight up better", but what jelly was missing was that the broad machete she equipped has a 0 skill requirement to it. Compare this to the 25 gun skill requirement on the 10 mm pistol jelly was using, and yes. Under her circumstances she's 10000% correct. Jelly really is very clever, but I still think that while she's good at figuring out things on her own she really could use a wing to get under on certain things. Especially the "why" in situations. Jelly knows what is what well enough, but not why is what.
Idk if starknights can recover from being associated with this guy
>>115521391Who's runie? Does she play fallout new Vegas?
>>115521505hes talking about a streamill take it
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
>>115521410Femboys aren't twinks. Twinks are small waifish men. They're masculine bodies in a smaller, weaker form.Femboys are just larval drag queens. They wear women's clothing, use women's perfume and pretend to like girly things.
>>115521512she plays resident evil, but her most famous content is about roleplays
>>115521537I'm not really big on resident evil.
https://youtu.be/WEtQcfMd3nAWhich phase talent could cover this song well?
>>115521533>>115521507
Please watch Sinonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciWQWUu0iqghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciWQWUu0iqghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciWQWUu0iqg
>>115521586its mari monday sorry no can do
>>115521586
Malice needs to stream in my timezone, Ember needs to go back to streaming in more towards my timezone
Jelly figured out that sleeping heals you in fallout new Vegas. Jelly really is very clever.
>>115521656That's Chromu's bit, you fucking bitch.
Opponents aren't clever enough to heal in fallout new Vegas. Someone should teach jelly the classic "hit them, and run away. Then hit them again after you've rested" technique. I think jelly could have chopped up the powder gang if she simply ran out of the building, and healed up somewhere.
>>115521656
People who like mari are based
I love Shiina!
is it true? does mari have a massive penis?
>>115521767thank you cutie you too
>>115521776Nobody loves Shiina
>>115521791You've seen her chart.
>>115521776kill yourself
What did Pippa do now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqTY2jjQaoE
>>115521287>>115521569>>115521594With how this girl looks she could go anywhere else and receive more attention than here
Jelly seemed interested in the Yang Tze memorial in fallout new Vegas. I'm guessing she might also want to see the Mojave outpost at some point too if jelly likes monuments. Though I think if sight seeing is for jelly she might enjoy herself most in fallout 76 where there's tons of sight seeing available.
>>115521801I do
DO NOT CUM.
[Sinon news] She's moaning
>>115521791Girls with a flat chest is the equivalent to having a small ween. Mari is rocking a solid 2 and a half hard
>>115521850
Jelly travels everywhere with her weapon drawn. This can slow down travel time in fallout new Vegas. If jelly is going to travel slow then she'd be better off sneak traveling. That way she doesn't alert anyone wishing to cause jelly harm.
>>115521291you.. are pretending. but also have so much time. I don't get it.
>>115521836just a little vagueposting
>>115521837that's why she's /ourgirl/
Don't like overwatch
>>115521850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha26BKInLiU
>>115521837yeah, she's a keeper in that regard. I am unironically ashamed of any of you who go to cons and didnt seize the rare opportunity for cnc. all you needed to do was walk up to the bitch while she was ordering a drink, discreetly elbow pin her forearm, and tell her to leave her roomkey on the counter.you miss every shot you dont take. waltzing into a cute girl's hotel room and feeling zero guilt over forcing out those special imsurance policy videos tailored and addressed for her favorite family members?that only happens two or three times.
>>115521968Wife <3
Nameless wants to be your whore.
>>115521836Vagueposting about Powdur which is an hypocrisy because it comes from someone who began her career doing the same shit and who is friends with someone exactly like Powdur but fatter and greasier
>Pippa likes the new indian avatar series
>>115522020>explains to front desk what happened>free room upgrade>police waiting for rapeanon in old room
>>115521968Back to Israel
>>115522061people complaining about it are retarded desu
>>115522061
>>115522086E;R made a career out of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmKaQqinWKY
https://www.youtube.com/live/9sNi4Zhue_IWatching jelly again by the way. I really think jelly should probably learn stealth. Her agility isn't very high, but it might come in handy sometimes. Especially for thievery. Jelly really seemed to miss out a lot on thievery. For example there's a point in the film where jelly skips over the silver rush. The silver rush is plunder central if you're acclimated to thievery. Jelly is so pure. Too good for the apocalypse. If she wants to keep playing the saint, but bustling in everywhere loud, and proud jelly really is going to need companions. I'd suggest arcade Gannon, and ED-E. Arcade could get jelly good armor, and ED-E upgraded can pull DPS for jelly.
>>115522061of fucking course she does
>>115522119Why do you need to say "Jelly" so frequently?
>>115522052I'm just a sensitive young ojisan. I have no use for prostitutes.
>>115522136To remind myself that I'm not talking about anyone else who plays fallout new Vegas.
Sinon is not even bad at OW, is she better than Pippa? Pippa is platinum, no? How about Yuu?
>>115522136Because it's the Cl*ra spammer who found a new way to troll
>>115522072>vibe checkI dont understand why it is so hard for pcg to think in non-binaries. the discreet elbow is so you can instantly deny coercive force outright, or an accident at most. you dont demand the key. you firmly suggest it. you tip the bartender and make sure you dont look like an asshole. you go to the room to return the key. or did you? you only checked in and got a room on her floor 10 minutes ago. you mixed up the key you wanted to return. I really shouldnt be explaining this. anyone for whom these precautions arent obvious probably isnt qualified to tell if she was into it during the initial eye contact. but come on. even if the bitch is the other type of crazy, and was entrapping you because she wanted to get to make a scene, you damn well arent going in unprepared for both outcomes.
>>115522143>I'm just a sensitive young ojisanI know that feel...
Any really crazy rooms in the dizzy review?>>115515507This guy streams
>>115522184Phase Connect?
>>115522093Pippa collabed with uwo.
>>115522184No. She sounds like Doki. I don't know how people tolerate that voice, never mind like it.
>>115522184She is fine but your on the wrong side of the tracks and that vrchat man dressed as naked gigi is weird. This is liggers + phase general
>>1155220203 weeks later she changes her mind, you get charged with rape, and everyone's posting your face online
>>115522184Id hug Gigi :D
>>115521850too late nameless got me again
>>115522173Nah, this guy is from /lig/. He got banned in every prominent ligger's chat and now he's a fan of Jelly.
>>115522212And?
>>115522184Annoying white foid voice
>>115522093aint know way they're doing jeet Avatar. The one guru guy was enough
>>115522184Gigi brought too many troons into vtubing, so no
>>115522245she's not white she's a chubby Asian girl from California
>>115522093>two foid avatars in a rowAnyone want to take a guess how many shonen anime/manga has a female MC?
>>115522184SHE IS FLAT YOU FUCKING REVISIONIST
>>115522271Annoying Tumblr ABC voice
>>115522245She is Chinese
>>115522093pippa simping for jeets now fucking gross
>>115522184I like that she's playing trails
>>115522233I think if Pippa likes that avatar trailer she might should watch this https://youtu.be/2xb9Ty-1frw tonight. The entire part of avatar, and bending was core nationalist beliefs are things that the world celebrated, and divided themselves by. The white lotus society, and the avatar are beasts of no nation. Very much like what is being displayed in that clip Pippa reposted. I just think if Pippa likes that she might like this movie is all. It might give her a deeper understanding of media.
>>115522093>Literally shit water bending
>>115522299looks interesting enough
>>115522221hardly. the bartender remembers you as the guy in the nice suit who struck up a conversation that led to him recommending something local you used to justify leaving him a three hundred dollar tip. the receptionist remembers you as that nice guy who checked in late asking for a room on that floor for some dorky or tragic reason, and leaving her a 200 dollar bottle of champagne as a thank you. the cameras see you pretending to knock on the door and looking confused. the hotel has her giggling and calling for room service halfway through where you made her act like a bitch and were extremely nice. you're sitting on the videos you made her recordcome on. the reason people dont get away with crime is because the people who comnit them are retarded and everyone else has better shit to do with their time. if you arent even committing a crime, the only way to fuck up is sticking your dick in crazy. so you future proof it.
>>115522272Strong independent women, anon. It's the new fad
Family Fun Friday doko
>>115522353I would kill if someone did this to my cast iron pan
KUKI
>>115522370
>>115522385I'm never getting back older Shiina kuki
>>115522370>>115522353i dont cook so i dont get it
>>115522212Uwo is a married man
>>115522400they use those to make mcchickens but if you clean them like that they dont taste as good
>>115522400Cast iron has to be "seasoned" which is baking cooking oil layers into the bottom of the pan in a process that polymerizes them. It makes sure that nothing sticks to to the pan when you cook on it, and generally makes it easier to clean. Using dish soap deteregent and scrubbing it off, means the pan is practically useless until reseasoned.
>>115522400removes the seasoning layer and causes everything to taste like shit when cooked in it. Also makes the pan rust very fast
>>115522353She would just say a pan or frying pan. She wouldn't know it's specifically cast iron.
>>115522400cast iron is soft. brillio pads are steel wool and fuck up the surface. it also rusts.far more importantly, cast iron is porous. it absorbs the previous flavors. scrubbing it with steel wool and dish soap forces the scent of soap into it and flavors future food. that alone is bad enough. but it was grandma's. which meant the flavors three generations of cooking have accumulated in that pan. every meal you cook literally tastes and smells like the flavor of home. the bitch destroyed what was effectively a magical item imprinted with the intentionality of your dead relatives.to say she should be beaten with a stick is too casual.
>american are so poor poor they still use cast iron when copper or stainless cookwares existlmao
>>115522467mom why are you doing that
>115522483here's a you on the house
>>115522466Just cook coffee in it. Coffee is a neutralizer.
>nooo you can't just clean your dishes, here are the top 5 scientific reasons why being dirty is good actuallygumis man, not even once.
>>115522483>Beans on toast>Fried Slugs>Surstomming
>>115522392Probably not, but she was kinda boring back in the day
RUNIE RUSE HAS SAGGY BOOBS
>>115522493it doesnt bring back the flavor of grandma's duplings when she took care of you the first time you got really sick, or the bacon you used to sneak to your dog before he died, or the potatoes your mom made on the christmas you found out you were going to be a big brother.that's the crime.
>>115522483You wouldn't get it.
https://x.com/hinekurebow/status/2109620598599242034Shiina should do a stream with these
>>115522483this isnt the flex you think it is
>>115522517Coffee being a neutralizer would destroy those as well. Is it really so bad neutralizing things?
>>115522483British delicacy
>>115522517eating traces of years old caked on food is revolting
>>115522392
>>115522467I like this a lot more than I feel like I ought o
>>115522553Then you've never drunk beer right?
>>115522537you wouldnt need the neutralizer to begin with if she hadnt deseasoned your very uniquely seasoned pan. fixing the soap is whatever. recovering the imprint of people who grew old and died is impossible.
>Pippa is getting 5k dollars for free soon
>>115522483no one uses copper, that shits for super high end French restaurants
>>115522553again, this really isnt the flex you think it is. next you'll be telling me soap is bad because old rendered animal fat is gross.
>>115522563not even remotely the same thing
>>115522506Is that real?
>>115522575what? it's about what you are cooking. not access to materials
>>115522589saggy
>>115522583you are retarded, anon.
>>115522483
>>115522594yeah but the caliber of gumi has declined and 9/10 it is misused. idk, maybe it is for the best, given the dynamic it once served. regardless, it isnt as fun as you might think
>>115522564You've probably unknowingly neutralizes the pan yourself hundreds of times. Coffee isn't the only culinary grade neutralizer.
Sinon understands the anime girl part of being a vtuber better than most
>>115522576how is saying I think something is gross a flexand unless you eat soap that's got nothing to do with anything
>>115522637again, the emphasis here is on causality. you allowed what you thought to be a reasonable person into your house and discovered that she was either too reckless or stupid to know what she was doing. you don't typically want a woman at home unless you can leave her unsupervised
>>115522598?you'll never use it unless you're cooking high end french food, most Michelin restaurants don't even use copper
>>115522670Point the finger, and four point back. The flaws you see in her a reflections of things tenfold more present in yourself.
https://x.com/Nitya_Nil/status/2109761555500032365
>>115522662chemistry. anon. the relevant mechanism in all of these cases is chemistry. you're acting like everything is a short bus take on biology. I'm not even a stemcel and I understand how this works
>>115522575You can get a Mauviel copper pan for €240 that will last you a lifetime
>>115522612I'm not the dipshit who doesn't understand the difference between fermentation in sterilized conditions and eating off unwashed dishes for the "flavor"
>>115522697>I don't have a science educationyeah that was obvious
>>115522695Wish I could spend Halloween dressing up and goofing around with Nitty... If only I could save her...
>Just season your cookware with oil and never wash it bros>Caked on foods? It for flavours>You just baby your "indestructible" cast iron cookware or else it will rust unlike stainless steel that you can wash with soapYou people are gross
>>115522353Why does it say "her bf"?
Biggest issue with cast iron is that it's way tioo heavyI want to make eggs not workout
i regret asking what that meant
>>115522751because anon thought it would make his post on topic by adding in Lumi to his image
mari just said we are to pussy to have a gay fincel orgy
This will be wemi once she grew up, raised by her friends at phase connect.
Lumi has a dirty pussy
>>115522767you know what you are doing
instead of seasoning your cast iron, how about you season a female vagina with your semens
>>115522751Zoomers don't understand Photoshop.
>>115522691okay, I'll concede your premise. I am equally guilty of my moments of reckless abandon or midwitting (which I am), I am one of two things. either sufficiently aware of them as to pause and double check before acting, or surround myself with people who so effectively and effortlessly wrangle me that harm is prevented without exhaustion. I cant claim to be clever enough to know the extent of my stupidity. obviously. however, I can ensure that my day to day displays of stupidity are mitigated. not because I am wise, but because fucking up the same thing constantly is hard to ignore and not act on.in this case, the guy and the girl clearly did not have weakness synergy. he couldnt automatically wrangle her worse exesses as she could his. they are therefore incompatible. the takeaway isnt some inceling blame women for everything that goes wrong, while somehow failing to note how the specific task of preventing things going wrong was always a man's job. the takeaway is that if this sort of thing is happening within a week of moving in, both of you should save your time and amicably part to find more compatible people.
>>115522767As a fellow Sleepyhead, I implore you to stop being such a faggot
>>115522822You mean manual ai?
>>115522583>Beer is water from from rotten grain
>>115522714>>115522735stemcels are so fucking cringe. youre so fucking zoomed in on your little fixation you completely miss how everything else keeps moving around it. I miss train autists. mechanics types rarely have this problem.
Are you people women? Why do you car so much about pots and pans?
>>115522853>>115522714
why is anon seething about traditional high quality cookware
I tried seasoning a cast iron pan once, didn't go well
>>115522858keep on being proud of being disgusting and stupid I guess
>>115522868incels need to learn how to cook anonI don't have a cute gf that does it for me and I can't afford fast food all the time
Bibi is withholding it from us
>>115522809>>115522844I get that you are the types of people who can only process inputs in terms of how their specific relationship to yourselves. it can't be easy, but when you have such an obvious debuff, isn't it socially responsible to not make it everyone else's problem? if you dont understand something, you don't need to engage with it.
>>115522885>cast iron>high quality cookwarelol, LMAO even. carbon steel cookwares are high quality
>>115522868Only transbians watch sleepy
>>115522893whatever you need to think
>>115522858>stemcelAnon you made a biology pun in your rage about stem majors, you could have also called him unipotent since you were mad about his one track mind.Kek
>>115522714Fermentation is rotting food to produce another food. Its the same process that happens to almost all other organic matter being broken, except the single facet that we control the specific process. As for "sterilized" Belgians were known to leave their mash out in the open allowing pretty much anything to be dropped into it, bird shit, whatever.
>>115522885theyre poor, stupid, don't understand how proteins are denatured, how fatty acids work, etc. just nod and smile.
>>115522821I just finished doing exactly that with Pippa actually
Sinon's streaming dreams were destroyed
>>115522953Im going to denature your protein while i smack that fatty ass-id
>>115522844There's a lot of that and I'm with you that it's tiresome, but I'm being genuineThey're like 10lbs or more and make for a very cumbersome piece of cookware, especially if you're making things, often with a utensil in the other hand, that benefit from even semi frequent shifting of the pan or removal from the heatCost benefit isn't there
>>115522940no homo, but you have rizz.
>>115522893hey smart fella, can you derive an ought from an is?
>>115522886What body fluid did you use?
>>115522353>>115522370It literally doesn't matter. Even if it did "damage" the seasoning, you can just re-season it.
>>115522866Obligatory "literally poop from a butt"
>>115522972anon.. you know what. fuck it. I'm game. you can slap my ass all you want while your stomach denatures the proteins I pump into that bratty little mouth of yours.
Nigger
>enter pcg for the first time in a bit>wait why is like half the thread hidden>Rebel is here and being responded toyou poor souls
>>115522945>cheese exists so it's okay for me to drink spoiled milkmoron.
TALK ABOUT STREAMS
>>115522886I tried seasoning mine 4 times and it never fucking worked
>>115523045anon. serious ask. are you sentient? can you conceive of your own statements from the third party perspective?
>>115523053cover it in oil and put it in the oven at 400 for 10 mins, flip it over and bake it again for another 10
link a video with the cutest pippa has ever been
>>115523072https://youtu.be/5ebQWYNy9SY?
>>115523072https://youtu.be/OlPTydVx1hE
>>115523061do you think no one will notice that you're frustrated you lost an argument if you switch to a condescending affect in lieu of an actual responseit doesn't work
I never season my cast iron, I just leave it on the stove with left over oil
>>115522842Do you think jelly would commit die if she had to be conversation with Edward sallows at all times? Jelly has 10 intelligence while Caesar is only as intelligent as a mole rat named snuffles. Anyways I'm a ronin, so I won't pretend to understand compatibility. I'm incompatible with everyone.
>>115523065I did that for an hour. Still basically looked the same as when I bought it. And of course shit still stuck to it
I never season my jelly. That's why I'm ronin, and banned from over 90% of /lig/ darlings.
>>115523092Pippa third wheeling with Slab and Hina
>>115523145This is the least shocking thing i have read
>>115522866Could use rice. Maybe some salad too. Would it kill her to eat a tomato sometimes?
>>115523116anon, I know I am right because no one has ever gotten sick from properly used cast iron. you think you going>yeah but ickyis somehow taking a position on something. for that reason alone, I can justify being as condescending as humanly possible. but you're also acting in defiance of literally all cullinary wisdom and giving examples of how it is possible for something seemingly gross to be a delicacy. I'm not even trying to be mean anymore. try to take a step back and see where in your chain of thought something broke down.
>>115523122jelly went for a pure int build? hmm. is it working out for her? if she has utilized it wisely so far, I imagine she would again
Sleepy deserves it for not joining Duty
>>115522986oh no. anon. you made it worse. I dont think you could even wank yourself to completion if that presents a challenge. you can curl up next to me and I'll make sure the biscuiteers dont get you.
>>115523182Jelly stats:S 3P 5E 3C 10I 10A 3L 6She needs arcade Gannon super armor, and a souped up ED-E. Jelly has been murder hobo by herself, and it's killing her. She hasn't figured out stabby stab, and rest then stabby stab again. Jelly needs either better combat strategy, or friends, or both.
>>115522767It's heavy, and you can't cool it down quickly without it breaking, or warping.
>waa waaa>walls of textWhat happened to this general
>>115523214she went full CHA/INT without companions?? oh boy. I dont know how this series plays out, and it makes sense for her to rp a highly plappable skill monkey, but she needs to find combat focused support or it will be rough
Did you know its Mali Mundae?
never post fucking cooking ware ever again
>>115523257you should learn how to have fun
i bet anon also seethes over dutch ovens
Someone bring up air fryers for round 2
>>115523246Shiina cooks, she would get it
>>115523246you people would not have survived the old pcg foreskin discussions
>>115523254how do I drop with marie and dance for four hours before scoring some viagra and bumping pixie butt for another couple hours?
>>115523251Jelly also doesn't really steal anything, so caps are few, and far between since she can't win fights. I don't think I've ever seen someone excited for 75 caps until I saw jelly fix the radio Trudy has.
Is there any anime that the MC treats the women around him with disinterest and isn't a sniveling worm?
>>115523305>old pcg>like 2 weeks ago
>>115523314have you tried irl?
>>115523165maybe you should stop washing your forks too so can season your food with last week's leftoversyou're a disgusting retard trying to larp as smart and failing miserably
>>115523314well there is the rance animebut he is very much interested in the women, however he is not a worm
>>115523324There are no women chasing me irl
>>115523314The isekai where the dude is very careful idk its name. Overly cautious something i think
I like cast iron cuz its heavy
>>115523281is yours nice and warm?
>>115523320a mere echo of the old timeswhen the likers still used to roam these partsraging at the the nurse shits for stealing their beloved body parts
Mari should try harder to be erotic
>>115523305At least back then we bully out namefags
>>115523365she doesnt need to try
>>115523257
>>115523191I want to punt this thing
>>115523342Cautious Hero, already seen it
>>115523328oh, you are actually retarded. sorry. at times, I forget I am ultimately a tourist and forever shall be. I won't fuck up your safe space with things like using fire to cook food and letting it cool before you eat it. my bad.
>cookies>are bakedwho came up with this shit?
>>115523365
>>115523313>excited over 75 capsthat is fucking adorable
>>115523369That's going to go everywhere, women don't have a peepee to control where the pee go.They didn't even lift up the toilet seat
>>115523314how a realist hero rebuilt the kingdom
She isn't beating the jelly poor allegations
>>115523393Shiina cute
>>115523374yeah but imagine if she did try
>>115523398It is pretty cute. I really like this VOD.
>>115523406Chromu can
>>115523343anon.. anyone could be anyone but I feel like this is something an overcorrecting sleepyhead would say. just reading this was enough to add a custom narrator voice. don't worry. one day.
>>115523386>I'm very smart because I would eat out of the trash, just get it hot first!hope you poison yourself before you nonconsentually contribute to the gene pool
>>115523406Even with a pipi its like 80% acc
>>115523433you're just a special little guy aren't you?>>115523406anon. theyre lolis. didnt you have a sister?
thoughts on perpetual stew?
>>115523424Do women pee that much? It's like a sink faucet.
>>115523456Is that like a can of infinite beans?
>>115523353why are they all so stolen?
>>115523455>retarded trash eater is also a pedophileyeah that tracks
>>115523471It's long voyage pirate food.
>>115523471you can put beans in it
Hag sex
Cast iron pans are the western equivalent of pagpag.
>>115523483>>115523487>look it upOh, thats just the ship of Theseus but in soup form?Seems fine to me
>>115523480>anon having melty hears basic fact you learn anywhere between taking an mcat for fun or growing up with a girl>immediately relates it to sex>immediately relates it to illegal sexyeah, unfortunately, that tracks.
Finna cum to Hme
>>115523526yeah I'm sure they call them lolis in the medical textbooksI feel bad for your sister that you watched piss and definitely molested
>>115523505Yeah.
On her quest to make it to Vegas jelly found out how to use fast traveling to her benefit thanks to a generous tipper. Now if only she could use the same logic for combat. There are some enemies you can't really play retreat with, but a good number who salvation from attack is simply a door handle away.
Finna cum to Finana
>>115523571
>>115523571>save imageDay 13 since I stopped nutting for a year btw
Someone really should have told jelly that victors shack is a excellent starting players home.
Finna cum to Pippa
>>115523566stop jacking off.
>>115523645Ok ill start jacking on
>>115523045Dude you don't know what buttermilk is? Do you eat any meals that weren't bought at a restaurant?
>>115523635where’s her nose
>>115523662>>115523662>>115523662
>>115523604starknights get false flagged a lot around here, but are also sort of underwhelming. lots of fixated energy, not a lot of brain power. you will be a welcome addition
>>115523659Buttermilk is not just milk past it's expiration date which is literally the point.
>>115523661what nose
>>115523659I wouldnt risk interacting with the type of person whose low functioning led to them winding up on a list.
>>115523666I'll enjoy my time with the Jelly fallout New Vegas gameplay VOD until I'm banned. I think she might not ban me though. From my understanding most phase talents don't really stream on twitch.
>>115523645I pray that you limit yourself to masturbation and don't harm any more children.
>>115523698do go on.
>>115522714Except the anon is right. There is a difference between the surface being a layer of fatty oil or soap which you so clearly enjoy the taste of like an idiot in this case. You would use oil to start off cooking anyways but the later you have fucked up the taste a bit.
anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaysssssssleepni ni!
>>115523717I understand your ESL ass lives in a third world shithole so you don't have any experience with soap, but you're supposed to wash it off of the pan before cooking with it, you retard.
>>115523751no one gave you permission to nini.
>>115523753I am sure you have heard of woks being seasoned I wonder if you realize how retarded it would be to rub it clean everytime?
>>115523768I dont need permission.
>>115523779In the first world we clean our cookware and then apply new oil. And this part is really gonna blow your mind, but we get it fresh out of a bottle from a store instead of filtering it out of a gutter like you do.
>>115523797yeah, but you didnt ask.
Malice was gone? I didn't notice.
You also think for some reason that it doesnt get cleaned. Of course the surface does you just dont scrub it off like a moron. Scotche-Brite side is more than enough.>>115523835Yeah looks like you are a fucking moron. You probably use a dish washer and do not realize it does the same type of wash we arw talking about. Nice one idiot.
I don't need to diddle dials and heat settings when I have a heavy slab of a heat sink to cook with
>>115522024She is too pointy
>>115523835I really hope you are trolling.
>>115523855>It's totally clean even though you can still taste the food was cooked in it lastDisgusting cope from a trash eater.
>>115523911No anon you don't understand it's fine to use gutter oil because you're heating it up anyway, and it's actually better because it contains the flavor of all the food that was cooked in it previously.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil
Isn't seasoning on a pan polymerized oil/fat? Why is """1st world""" anon being stupid?
>>115523931Because he is a retard that doesn't know any better and is either obviously baiting for attention or set in his stupidity not knowing and wanting to know any better. Male karens are the worst.
>>115522231I don't think it's him.
>>115523931>>115523957it's funny when you get frustrated respond to the thread and then yourself because you don't have an actual argument
>>115523957My hunch is that he wrote off cast iron entirely after failing to properly season a piece
>he thinks this is an argument and not three anons genuinely baffled by the extent of this mental health crisisten bucks says it is claraschizo.
>>115523999>>115523972
>>115523972Anon the difference of opinion is that you are wrong. Enjoy being a dumbass through life. Sure believe everyone is trying to trying you.
it's claraschizo. ohmies if you actually exist, clean this one up before some other schizo takes it out on someone else.
>>115524033*troll
Nice thread you got
>>115524053idk I had fun, although I should have been firmer with my sleepyhead
>>115523982You're giving him way too much credit, this faggot uber eats all of his food and or subscribes to that premade cuck meals, he is incapable of actually cooking a meal for himself.
>>115524033I guess it makes sense you don't want to wash your cookware since your water has shit in it.
>>115524077>lime scaleI don't think thats bad for you
>>115524077Anon you fucking froze when I said a dish washer cleans the cookware the same way we were talking about. You just going round 2 without admitting you are wrong huh?
Schizobaker will live forever inside the minds of pcg anons it would seem. Whoever said he raped this thread was on the money!
>>115524195>I was pretending to be stupid I winlol
>>115524170No one puts a seasoned cast iron pan in the dishwasher, you don't even understand the argument you're trying to make.
>it thinks there was ever an argument
>>115524352>>115523972
omfg this thread is full of retards except this guy >>115523931>>115522517>>115523779When you heat oil/fat on a pan past its smoke point it actually breaks down, cross-links, and bonds directly with the metal. This is no longer oil that you can wash off with soap and water. It is a hard coating bonded directly to the metal.Old timey soap, used back in the day, had lye, and this breaks down the polymerized oil coating. However, modern soaps do not have strong alkaline bullshit so there is NO PROBLEM with washing your seasoned metals (cast-iron and such) with modern soap. The only things you should not do is use a hard abrasive scouring tool because it can damage the coating. Many people don't realize but scouring pads, like the green scotch-brite have aluminum oxide and other really hard particles attached to the fibers, for instance.Seasoning does NOT impart flavor. It only adds layers of polymerized oil that give the metal a really smooth non-stick surface. Not cleaning your cookware is NASTY.>>115523926>>115523835Gutter oil doesn't really come from gutters. Rather, every restaurant has a grease trap between their water draining system and the city's water system. This is the same in the US and many countries. This is there to prevent fatbergs. The grease traps have to be emptied from time to time and there are companies whose business model is to charge restaurants for emptying their grease traps and then selling the reclaimed grease to be used for non-food applications. This is the same in the US as in many countries.In some countries there have been scandals where these companies have been found to be processing the oil to make it seem new (using sulfuric acid, deoderizers, and so on) giving it new fragrances (e.g. peanut) and then selling it to restaurants as new oil. In many countries the practice now has big penalties and it probably no longer exists. A lot of restaurants have their grease trap access ports outside the restaurant and so a lot of people freak out when they see company workers showing up to clean grease traps. This leads to lots of viral videos in countries where grease trap cleaning workers get filmed just doing their job.