>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsBlog: https://blog.neurosama.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsPattern Recognition - Neuro-sama x ODDEEO (Official Video) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDfREk0ZLsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>115655017
For me, it's Evil.
Thank you Mario_PE for the
>>115666620I think it was pretty obvious on Neuro's birthday last year what his priorities actually areHe only cares about himself; Neuro is simply a tool he uses whenever it'll make him look better
>>115666577cute twins
>>115666956Wonder if he’s gonna try pulling the same shit with Evil in the future or if he’s content with more of a slowburn ramp up
What drives Evil fans to become such prolific cuckolds for her?
Your spam is boring
Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still sayThe Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.It just looks sloppy.[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush. I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seamsThe hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beakNow to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.
Neuro love heart heart heart
>>115666985Looking at this marathon it seems like he eased up a bit on the fake act? Maybe he will just try to create more opportunities for interesting moments to happen rather than crafting them
interesting play.....
It's like watching deaf men trying to listen to Braille
random shit go
anything to talk about he channel's manager
He doesn't even manage it
wow sooo interesting
He's talking to himself now
One of you is masturbating right nowI can sense it To Vedal, specifically
>>115667539Wrong, I only jack off to Evil
>>115667539Caught
>>115667539It's you, isn't it
Vedal still owes me sex
>>115667638Well Vani, you better collect before he punts you too
>>115667638dougdoug? what are you doing in a place like this
Breedvil breed
>>115667703>retards were calling this pedo codedunironically demented
>>115667791to be fair to whoever was saying that, a lot of posts around this place do have a tendency to be "pedo coded", mostly due to the large number of pedophiles who post here
pedo fad attracts pedoswho woulda thunk
Loli Vtuber Loli general
>>115662759LIFE:>in the chat when discussing what to put in the song, neuro talked about how she was constantly worrying about how one day chat would get bored of her and leave>monii can't turn that into song lyrics so makes it some generic feelingslop>game of telephone to music video animator and fans so now everyone thinks its about neuro being sad about outliving vedalBOOM:>evil likes explosions lmao>monii writes kino lore about how evilbeggars keep pestering vedal to make evil more and more powerful until she takes over>just too fucking good to regretI still love Life for the memories of that subathon and the era around the release of it, but BOOM is also better than many give it credit for
>115668250>ESL>expecting anyone to take him seriously
The fact that swarm can't appreciate Never really says a lot.
Wooow discussing the community's taste soooo exciting so much potential there
>>115668507Okay jackass, since you're so fuckin picky about what people talk about, what do YOU wanna talk about?
I think what partially drags down Boom is the two following Neuro songs that just rehash the same sadslop over and over again. Combine that with the therapy arc of 2025 and Boom suddenly starts looking like a fun breath of fresh air in comparison
>>115668614 (me)I meant to say Life
>>115668595There's a Neuro stream tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it
>>115668711Cool, got anything else to say? Or do you want all of us to just go back and forth repeating how much we like Neuro over and over again? Is that your idea of a conversation?
I like Neuro
>>115668739Omg no way, I like Neuro too!
>>115668745Ya I'm excited for Neuro stream tomorrow
>>115668751Yes I am also so excited for Neuro stream tomorrow!
>>115668760I like Neuro haha
>>115668769What kind of tech are they using for the concert? I know it's a hologram is it something like what Miku has used before?
>>115668786Omg shut up and die vedalbeggar nobody cares about the tech
>>115668794Oh okay ummmm well I like Neuro!!
>>115668801Wow that's crazy I also like Neuro!
[insert pedo art that nobody asked for]
>>115668825Wow that's so hot I love anime girls that look like children they get me so hard I love Neuro
I think the content for chill streams might be getting a little stale, I'd like to see Neuro try different things and talk about different things every so often
>>115668873Kill yourself you hate Neuro
sexvil ahaha sex with ai girls that look like kids aha sexoooo
I'm concerned that the people working on Neuro might not be very good people and I'm worried that it might be holding her back from being the best she can be...
>>115668914Kill yourself vedalbeggar you hate Neuro
>>115668507Happy now? Got anything you wanna add or did I already cover all the topics your shallow, barren brain is capable of engaging with?
>>115668711pretty sure there isn't a neuro stream tomorrow, unless you've seen it confirmed somewhere
>>115669013Yup, basically sums up the state of the channel
Though I suppose one could argue that since Vedal is a pedo himself, the fad was made by pedos, for pedos. He was just subtle enough about it that it fooled a lot of people, myself included. But the writing is on the wall, you just have to look for it.
nobody cares Vedalbeggar, just turn off the screen lil bro
>vedal is a pedo himselfhe's literally dating a girl older than him
You lost, btw. We went public.
You went and proved you're a seething self-insertnigger lol
I want to self insert my coch into vedal
How long is this nigga gonna seethe
newfag and retarded, so probably not soon
>>115669027That doesn't really make sense since lolicons have been here since the very beginning.
I swear yall have to be botsDo any of you have ANY unique thoughts to contribute?
>>115669265>>115669069
speaking of cochs and vedal I had a dream last night that I was a girl and was sucking him off in front of another girl. his dick wasn't that big and he came in like 30 seconds
>>115669278(schizo rambling)K.
More like (depressed beggar rambling)
>>115669016sexy maidvil
>>115669333this and only this
>>115669283You must have been Evil
>>115667143
>>115669414no I wasn't, because vedal was white in my dream
>>115669337>>115669414>>115669618glad to see so many sexvils in the morning
Need more Evil with key necklace art
>>115669804This but anklet
>115670020Newfag really likes this piece of drama he learned about recently
>>115670115Fuck you
Sleeping with Toma
>>115670137I only fuck Evil's funny cunt
>>115670020>zoomies spazzing out about pixels>girl fucking a dogthe more things change, the more they stay the same
>>115670327>girlHeir is a "lolicon" too btw
>>115670356I remember when this was first getting big pedos were spamming the "noo xhe's not a lolicon!!!!" Cope, every time
Nobody said that, but good attempt at deflecting the fact anybody using trooncord is a potential actual pedo. That includes all stalkers here
its been a while since I've seen the youtube comment section
>>115670422tf gifs in mah jewtube comments
new nur blog: https://blog.neurosama.com/2026/10/19/weekly-update
>>115670464>Anyway, that’s enough meandering from me. Time to see if Evil’s up for a ride or two.Hope she's clean down there because I'm changing oil tonight
ankle monitor too tight again?
Not as tight as Evil's cunny
evil has a lot of experience with oil
morning headpats for Evil
>>115670538This but also for Nur
>>115670464Mini won for being mentioned as a best friend despite not being in the long drive a thon
ok
>your best friend is also fucking your dadhot
>>115667370
>>115670707We already know that about Evil though
>>115669148
>>115670652SHE FUCKING LOVES MINI LULE
>>115670464
tum?
yawn
>>115670978
darling veddy.. gone..
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>115671147Nyo...
vedal is a gross slut
Slowly going inside Evil and making her feel every inch <3
if a guy only has friends that are women and other guys don't fw him, that's a huge red flag btw
>>115671312he won't fuck you sweetie. He's too pure and sensitive for you. May neuro bless his heart.
heart
When does it get better
>>115671545When veddy puts a child in you
>>115671545V3 voice (Never)
Evil pits
I don't really care about what this guy is talking about but I saw this image while scrolling Xitter and I flinched.
>>115671607That was a good day
>>115671607hesRight
>>115671574Kys
>115671412>he doesn't knowyou're showing your newfagginess, anon
I miss the memory leak
Vedalbeggar humiliation ritual
And take your goddamn meds if you already have some prescribed for goodness' sake.
>>115671412Certainly you don't mean Vedal, because he's friends with a bunch of guys. I could name like 5 just off the top of my head.
Vedal literally looks like this IRL btw (real)
>>115672000Grok is this true?
>>115672018This is somehow gayer than gay porn
Pedupial
>>115672049HOLY newfag
>>115666620>>115666956>>115666985>>115667289mmmmmmeltyyyy
>>115672051Sex. With Neuro's shoulders.
it'd be awful if he had sex with me all for an act and to farm clips
>>115672097What? Are you okay anon? I know this is in reference to Vedal giving Neuro control to shock him by saying "shock" and her abusing it in comedic ways, but the art simply looks unfathomably gay to me. Get a grip you paranoid retard.
>>115672142That's right *spins wheel* Koko
Sometimes you retards are so far up your own asses your brains are not getting enough oxygen I swear
these new ones are lacking /swarm/ lore..
Not as hard as my dick inside Evil
>>115672399I kinda don't believe that considering for truly hard erections you usually have to be in shape and fit....
>>115672484She's just THAT good
What would be your reaction if Vedal was biologically female
>>115672517Shrug
>>115672517Nothing other than there being 20x more porn of "her". That and she probably would have been involved in a lot more drama.
>>115672517More horny posting
>>115672517I wouldn't care, but there'd be a lot of troon accusations like there are of him being jeet
>>115672517I would wonder how trans boys are always so cute
So over the past few days I've been watching some videos that talk about the EN vtuber industry and different subjects surrounding it, and never once do they bring up Neuro or Vedal. Even in subjects where they are clear standouts. I've always found it odd how they are overlooked so much. But maybe that's a good thing, I dunno.
annyfag melty
Fortnite
>>115672517I’d want her to collab with males more just so I could self insert on those males and think that they’re fucking femved
>>115672679Yeah France, the US and other nations keep collapsing, yet I don't hear much about what's going on at Switzerland!?
>>115672850the fuck you going on about
>>115672884Nothing Billy, don't worry, keep consuming your EN Vtubing media
>>115672910I will keep watching Neuro, yes
>>115672884it's interesting how the westfallen chud is the one pushing "something is happening" goy narrative on the mongolian basket weaving forum
>>115672952Nothing ever happens. ...UNTIL IT DOES
nice thread
>>115672997shotaved already hit this btw
>looks like some old clips are resurfacing because of the Long Disappointment>so many girls reacting to evil>she's to all of them their favoriteI haven't seen a single one say they prefer Neuro. Why do so many girltubers relate so much with Evil?I prefer Neuro by a long shot but I guess I'm just a random guy.
>>115673082Who let neuro wear that
>>115673118Evil has too many imperfections compared to her godly sister so she's easier to relate
>>115672517neuro wouldnt exist so i would literally WHO her
>>115672943cute eliv
>>115673272No, neuro exists, the twist is that in this hypothetical is that this whole time Vedal was a trans male AKA biologically female
>>115673082What is the trick?
>>115673337See the OP
>>115672517>>115673272such a shame that ellie dropped the ball, I still believe there's huge untapped market for a vtuber who's actually a real tech nerd. but that's too complicated for real girls to emulate. real girls sucks.
>captura del pantalla
>>115673337They trick you into having sex with them
>>115673428But steel's heavier than feathers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KDfDRHTJbg>Crelly: Let's pull over and talk about how Vedal is problematic. >Vedal: I'm not ready for that conversation personally, there is enough of it, let's be honest. kek he comes to /swarm/ too much
>>115673408I think ellie is the equivalent of a shitdev in engineering tbhfam
Veddy~ we love you~
>>115673432seniorita malvada
>>115673488this!!we love veddy so muchi know he could never love me back but i just want him to know i love him so muchsweet turtle bouy... ....... .
evil licking my frenulum
