This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: the year is really flying by isnt ithttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2112596185408217177/photo/1LumiTunes (Covers & Originals): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-Kaneko Lumi 1st Album-Gliese 667:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3DqikWH1JWHE3MMutI4aCT3OnwzZCgx0https://kanekolumi.bandcamp.com/album/gliese-667https://open.spotify.com/album/1A3EEylv5yfroWVb2aK6tvIdol Songs:https://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/p1zyec.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg Previous Thread: >>115752757
I love lumi.
>>115862018So does this mean Dizzy is the leader of WISH and not Lumi?
>>115862338lumi enjoys it
>>115862535Yeah, when a man does it, and not a woman.
>>115862602yeah that's the bit that threw me off
I hope lowercase paragraph rant schizo doesn't follow. But he will.
>>115862729who invited this retard?
>>115862729>>115862755lmao its the skinwalking faggot
I would like to redeem my of course
https://x.com/Reshotski/status/2115655883787248120?a=I_xeoqLES4tyYBVWY6k&s=19
>>115866587hot
Lumi killed her first Gemsbok! Lumi is a hunter now!
2.5k Andy plan 2k27>Increase stream time to 6h from 4h with a 30min intermission>Move special interest Saturday to Thursday>Themed weekends rather than Strategy Sunday so shit gets finished>Prioritize RTS/Grand Strategy weekend - invite different collab partners>Put more people in charge of movie night, or do a short Discord stream without model>Friday should be the build-up for the weekend, could be cooking stream or react/note taking>This solves the problem of combining entertainment with replay watching and research>The idea is to approach each weekend with a goal in mind and do a retrospect next FridayWhat else?
>>115868367>Increase stream time to 6h from 4h with a 30min intermissionfor monday and friday she already does 6h if you add the youtube + twitch time. Weekend time is fine at 4 hours since it gives herself and the viewers some time to recharge during the weekend>Move special interest Saturday to Thursday>Themed weekends rather than Strategy Sunday so shit gets finishedi'm a bit on the fence for these 2, on one side themed structured weekends could be fun but oin the other side doing the same thing 2 days in a row could become monotonous for some people>Prioritize RTS/Grand Strategy weekend - invite different collab partnersthis could work, it would be like the old Clio Miia collabs she used to do it TWW3 also she coudl do that SC2 collab campaign with Sinon they talked about ages ago but never did>Put more people in charge of movie night, or do a short Discord stream without modelno, she should choose the movie herself not involve the groomers even more, or at least put a few movies on a poll. Discord streams would invite even more groomers>Friday should be the build-up for the weekend, could be cooking stream or react/note takingThis is a good idea, I'm all in for cooking handcam streams but she'll never do it, she refuses to buy a light and do handcams ouside of summer because the lack of sunlight makes her hands look brownThe note taking friday could work with the special interest saturday, take notes on friday, compile them on saturday.>What else?Stop treating youtube as second class citizens and stop expressing how much you hate them every other stream because yout discord clicke doesnt like it, if you keep telling people you hate them they will leave at some pointStop being retared and putting on the spot new people for not knowing you, of course they dont, they're new and they will, in time, if they stick aroundLearn to accept compliments, the whole I HATE KANEKO LUMI theme of every stream is kinda annoyingEven if i dont like it, you cant deny that the react meta brings in numbers, you can have a 1h segment when you watch current things, AI, investment strategies, war, etc.that's all i have for now, i'll thing about more during the day
>>115868833Nobody reading that. Kys
>>115868833Hey anon do you know this is an image board?
>>115870603>>115870811hey man, the other anon asked for feedback so i gave it
I love lumi
>>115870603>>115870811faggots
>>115870922dont let those queers demoralize you, theye the problem
>>115871936No, you are. Stop samefagging.
>>115872126youre in the wrong thread
>>115868367>intermissionI like built in eating breaks because she literally cannot function off her reserves and reverts to a pmsing toddler faster than I can type this. it happens slowly then all at once and she's always the last one to noticeI get that her end stream need to eat excuse is her trying to be polite. the problem is that years later, that excuse just makes her look like she's never prepared. it also makes it sound like she would have kept going, but for the excuse. just tell us you are done. no one wants to be jerked around.>special interest daymy only concern here is that she thinks her parents might watch her over the weekends and she may be trying to put on a pretense. she sbould figure out if that ever actually happens because experimenting with thursday is wise. >themed weekendsas long as this doesnt turn into mindless action slop weekend every weekend>movie nightthere is already someone very qualified that should be doing half of these>discordshe will never flesh stream, if that's what you mean, and that's not a bad thing.>friday hype daynot sure what that would look like but I like the concept>weekend goalvery wise>anything elseif she keeps outsourcing game ideas I'm not showing up to watch. that's a red line in the sand. 18 months of zero growth and shit games. we stuck around because we thought it was the best her mental could handle. it was just some random discord fag who hates lumis content. that hit like a betrayal. she didnt ask us to stick around during her hard times so I guess I cant bitch too much, but it hurt my feelings. I'm not so insecure as to pretend otherwise. wtf was she thinking.
>>115868833>anything else>youtube hatethis is borderline autistic behavior that needs to stop. youre right, its parroting actual autists to the point of eroding the line.>react slopI agree that it cant be slop if it isnt slop. that silly not warhammer thing was one of the most fun moments in recent memory. so was the hong kong thing. I didnt get the vibe I was alone in that youre right that a little common sense here can pay big returns>hating lumi/ragebaitthis has been overplayed. it is one thing to call her out for actually being retarded, as supported by direct evidence and connected to actual solutions. this is not the same as the toddler tier back and forth during zatsus.if soneone says something stupid, ignore it. it will hurt her brain at first, but refusing to give attention is a vtubers best tool for grooming her chat out of stupid behaviors. if she did this earlier, it wouldnt be a problem. her chat would be full of people that actually know things making critiques instead of autism looping>creepy new guy vs new guycoming in and saying I love you or "youre the [insert random nonsense] is worthy of reproach. yelling at someone for asking a logistics question because a handful of cattle chatters will praise you for it? autistic behavior. that's not gatekeeping. it's grooming. crab bucket bring you down to my level grooming. this behavior is connected to losing most of the cool discord gumis. I used to sometimes hop on discord to just enjoy the benign people playing games atmosphere while I worked. now it's all eunuch style politics and not something to be apart of. if I wanted that, I would be doing it with more important people. not some vtubers discord. there's literally one person I would trust to be community manager. no other considerations apply deciding in appropriate nuiance. just like there's exactly one finn I would trust to SUGGEST games. these picks cant be political. politics unironically filters for the last people you want in these positions. it's possible for self-interest, competence, and demand for change to all come from the same place. however I would be extremely disappointed if she ever allowed those three things to coexist in one role. if I am bitching here, then someone else more competent ought to be there. that's how we divide functions properly. schizos can audit. autists can choose games. trusted NON CONTROVERSIAL members of community can have the keys to city hall. someone who wants zero attention during streams can mod.this is just basic checks and balances. lumi's role is that of brazil's emperor. represent the nation and making sure the institutions entrusted to her care cooperate without overstepping. most importantly of all - anyone who is doing a job needs to be sat down and talked to about impartiality. this is her career. she isnt bringing someone on for their leaisure preferences, she is doing it for their skill set. a skill set that must be applied with objectivity. even combined roles must be able to wear different hats. chatter, schizo, groomer, all of these might be one person but one is fun, one is objective, one is self serving. the roles must be executed with their appropriate motivations. anyone who cant handle that cant do the job
>>115874191>>115874619Rope krampus nobody is reading that.
>>115874693shhhh. it will be over soon
>>115874758Are you finally going to kill yourself? Dont get my hopes up for nothing.
Lemon is livehttps://youtu.be/q9wY9ofKqvIhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Our second wife, Ember, is cooking some green goohttps://youtu.be/C0SXy__vYIE https://www.twitch.tv/emberamane
>>115877348You can have Lumi's bland cooking where she only uses salt and pepper, or you can eat whatever Ember makes.
>>115875137for you.
she really cant help herself can she
>>115878435Ember raided her and Lumi immediately shat on her. What do you think?
Lumi is lucky shes so pretty.
>>115871902Why do you anti Lumi?
>>115878586I meant the generic chinkslop. I didnt even notice the raid lol
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>>115877422This is white woman cooking.
lumi playing game
>>115877422white woman be like>I eat this 4 times a week because I heard it makes the juices taste flowery
>>115882614This shit is so ass bro.
>>115882792she really needs to spend 5 minutes preparing what she is going to do. just sit down and quietly decide what mood she wants each day and assign a game. she knows how to do it. she knows how to appeal to each group.she doesnt seem to get that she's half way through turning her channel into generic npc slop. which means she's gonna have a lot of nu-gumis asking for the npc shit she spent the last 2 years letting her chat devolve into
she's a huge npc in her way too. if she planned it at the start of the week she could get into the mood herself before starting.
>>115882943I'd be willing to bet the decline coincides with Saturday being turned into what it is
You guys are too negative. I'm just happy when she streams
>>115883011she hasnt moved the bar in two years, that's before saturdays, but always performs well on weekends.it's certainly one of her most marmite stream ideas. I dont mind her having a fun day where she gets her bfe in, but the model certainly needs some cleaning. this really comes down to her living in the moment instead of thinking ahead at least a week
>>115874191>she will never flesh stream, if that's what you mean, and that's not a bad thing.No I'm saying without model, without performing, just a screen
>>115883031I was too back when I thought she just had the sads, but we're not letting her get crab bucketed. it's the least we can do
>>115883363ohhhhh just hanging out like she used to but without a grooming contest and awkwardness? fair
>>115883401That's where the "Youtube games" belong
east coast gumis getting home to snuggle up with tardwife. I hate to be such a fucking dead horse beater about this but there is an opportunity here. we just need to make sure she doesnt get all depressed and bed rot if she isnt streaming I tnink she can have fun by herself at night once tard brain kicks in but she gets sad during the day. or numb or whatever she wants us to call it so it isnt a self-determining label>>115883481there's an idea.
>lumi ends stream>"because">*munbles* "I'm bored" *mumbles*>"I'm hungry"
>>115883639>we just need to make sure she doesnt get all depressedNOT MY FUCKING JOB ITS HER JOB TO DANCE FOR ME fucking retard
>>115885096oh my God retard. we're brain storming how to make our viewing experience less shit. stream times arent going to be rationalized without a solution for the cause of their highly irrational timing.are you high?
>>115885195>we're brain storming how to make our viewing experience less shitagain not my FUCKING JOB if she wants to start sucking ass as a streamer there are 6 million other phase connect vtubers to watch. If you think the viewing experience is shit then leave fucker because you clearly don't like the show she is putting on. kill yourself fucking manager larp is so cringe and gay
>>115884564She cravesintellectual stimulation.
Its time for the drinking stream.Russian aristocrat tries vodka for the first time??? 3k ccv
>>115885228okay, well, it's not my job to protect you from reading shit that sets off your meltdown. don't participate in thread chains that overstimulate you. it isnt my problem. >>115885236yet she does her damnest to make sure the stupidest planned or the stupidest impromptu decisions are made. you'd think she hated herself
>>115885272you aren't human you're a fucking bot it's actually insane how deranged you are.
>>115885255if only. she has some rigid thinking on drinking that I dont want to push too far on iykwim, but it would be fun to have unhinged lumi calling out all of the foibles she generally avoids
>>115885291if I'm a bot, then why are you in my thread reading my posts then, dumb ass? this is why it's important not to be nice to retards. turns out validating them isnt a kindness. they just start to think their retarded takes are viable.go on little guy. fuck off. you can do it
>>115885236addendum, I still maintain my previous position that her humors are out of wack and that she should set aside 30 minutes minimum for gooning. she spends that much time doom scrolling. it's a better use of time. if she gets a bullet like literally every other woman alive, she could even do both at once. then hopefully horny post about it because we have needs too
>>115885334your manager larp with achieve nothing, time and time again you've proved you're a retarded newfag. I enjoy knowing you will commit suicide in the future.
>>115885466lol
lumi selfcest
>>115887370That’s just Lumi X Starbro.
>>115887745I could do with another two younger siblings
>>115862018I always wondered why Dizzy made her tits bigger than Lumi. Is it a dominant thing? Does Dizzy think she’s an alpha woman or something?
>>115887955probably. she should be punished
this and the other thing together
I wonder how Lumi is getting her Yaoi fiction now that AO3 is down.
>>115891166>Lumi reading Yaoi fanficThat'd be a sight
>>115892049I mean, isn’t she curious about male romantic relationships? I could have sworn she brought it up.
Lumi should learn about the friend routehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB-854-R5qs
>>115891166Lumi is only reading straight smut
>>115892284whore!
why did she do it
>>115893283needs correction
>>115893283She's helping out Starbro with his dowry supplying 200 Gumi foreskins
>>115894113guys dont have a dowry
>>115894171Saul and David
>>115894201>saul and davidyeah that one was weird. although it would explain her weird stream hours. americans dont have foreskins
>>115894224>yeah that one was weird.It used to be a marker of the conquered and enslaved which they themselves decided to 'own' in true bronze age fashion. You can't have a god king bearing the mark of a slave and not impose the same standard on the populace (although they only require you to do it to family members and slaves, not subjects)
>>115894286yeah, genital mutilation is still weird. I get it in context but the context is a very weird obsession
was lumi impacted by ao3 going down for a month? I would like an official statement. I'm tired of having to spam gooning is good for you posts
>>115894319That's why we invented baptism for an easier sell