Stop Dying Editionjong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmqcEx5P38 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Y6SY_hBLA [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqsIjez5-mU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZKaM7zUP_U&t=1197s [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed]>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersupdatedJP:https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>/jong/ news-The [Embed]s have been growing well- Khubie is a hag and a slag.- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]- recent Khubie (local man with a voice changer) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky Yaku is Ippatsu! Shiny button then win immediately! Even better when you only had a riichi nomi so you don't look as bad!Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko/>>>/vg/mjg/Previous Thread: >>115844373
Good spooky morning
>page 10ok very scary, you can come out now
no
Anyons must be busy trick or treating
Turns out tempai means the hand is ready and not 1-away-from-being readyI been getting the advice wrong all along
>>115923425lunaito-kun...
>>115923425some retards translated tenpai as 1 away from winning at some point for some reason and I've heard multiple novice/adept vtubers refer to it as such
>>1159234251 away is iishanten2 away is ryanshanten, but some people say nishantenTileman says two-shanten because he knows it annoys me
>>115923520no one says nishanten unless they're trying to upset the maximum amount of people
Infamous Mahjong vtuber Khubie is streaming and she'll a handcam soonhttps://www.twitch.tv/khubiehttps://youtu.be/kL_z1txVnyU
not mahjong
If we're playing mahjong, we get to all last, (You) show your hand, and yell "I'm one away" then I am going to reach across the table and slap the tenpai out of you.
>>115924096>former sanma playerFixed that for you.
>>115924452it's a good thing she recovered from being a sanma player at least
>>115918529*kicks this thing*
i dont think qbs hands have ever felt the warmth of the sun
witches day
>khubie showing off her massive cock on streamIt's over.
>>115927450Feeling insecure anon?
i knew khubie was a boy but you keep calling me a schizo
>>115927875That's not a boy's, that's a MAN's
>>115928002yeah, me
>jj tried to roll dubs on /vg/ She's so dumb..
>>115930898what's so dumb about it?
>>115930947adeptchad...
>>115930980answer me, pink!
She's lucky she's cute.
>>115931791get dubs on /vg/ and I'll tell you
she tried again
based on the reaction, either it's not allowed or it's frowned upon on /vg/. is that it?
This is why I had to switch back to dog
so tell me! jeez anyons!
>>115933252It's technically not allowed and also frowned upon but neither one of those is why you got called dumb. It feels rude to just ignore your determination to get the dubs though so I can't tell you until you get them, ganbatte.
>>115933528if that's not it, then it's because it is statistically more unlikely than in /vt/?
>>115933809You're getting warmer but still not quite there
>>115934013hmph! you anyons probably want me to get banned because you think im annoying and cringe and you hate me
The only way to get banned is to call the jannies 茶色い
>>115934183if anyone wanted you banned they would've spam reported basically any post you've made here or in /mjg/ as off topic
we would never ban jj on the off chance she goes on a bender and finally confirms shes a she
>>115934605She already had multiple times??
>>115934726a picture is worth a thousand words anyon
Do we tell her or nah? Surely she can figure out why there is only one number that can hit it...
>>115936027kick this little bitch in the face and knock out all of her child teeth
>>115936121Wtf jj
ic ant believe jj wold kick a child in teh face...
>>115937421Did she kick your fingers too?
>>115937574stay focused on the target nigger
>>115937600
PANGO MANGO
evens two double smash burgers odds take all four patties and put them on a single burger
holojong looks really bad, I'm hoping the shanten counter/possible yaku/tedashi being shown/discard suggestion aren't on in ranked, shit looks busier than segamj without the soulful announcers
>>115938987link?
>>115939493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82AxSld-ZzY
BOO!
nyanyanya so tell me who you are motherfucking ghostanyon nyagger. enough games. WHO ARE YOU ANYON??
>>115941576I am... anonymous
Jonger for this feel?
Goodnight everyone.
>>115918529She doesn't even play mahjong anymore
will she play as watame in holojong?
I deranked to E1 im killing myself I hate this game i hate life
>>115949793did you derank while sealclubbing in silver? amae still has you at 386/1400
>>115949867I thought I was I turned it around in the near end
Good morning.
Boo!
I called them brown again it may be over for me again
You could just stop doing that
Stop breathing?
>>115954822He did the right thing
>>115954822We don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>115954822if a man can't even call them brown let alone jeet or nigger what's the point in being unbanned
Pon!
Chii!
Hoe
Tay
guys what are we doin'? we should be jongin' instead or something
I'm at work
>>115961128I need to rank myself back to e2 but I'm open to a friendly
>>115962453E3 I mean
Busy farming
>>115962473It's too late, you're looping
>>115961128Less yapping more kokoing WOMAN
>>115962630It's good, I been e2 for so long now my instincts are fine tuned for that specific climb. I have problems when my opponents are slightly less garbage because then the voices in my head betray me. Basically the same as fighting games. I lack theory of mind
>>115961461What do you do for work nigger?
>>115966218why does she have a low sugar milk drink with every meal
>>115966289yakult keeps you regular
>4th place first game in 10 matches>S rank march overall>Most of my winning matches are actually B or lessI think this game punishes you when you win too much
I watched anon stream
>>115967952Goodnight
>>115969175Smoochin that zuPettin that dog
Breeding that zuBreeding that dog
Get your money up jonger, i played in it last year and made 50$ and i'm a hecking looperhttps://x.com/RiichiCity_EN/status/2117185686633853175
I wouldn't play riichi city even if I was paid
Mjs needs more redheads
what's so good about yuzu anyway
>>115972812YUZU
>>115971838but are you going to play holojong
>>115972812Shes stupid and annoying and CUTEZU!!!
>>115973651for the two rooms we'll make for it and then everyone will stop playing it
theres no way holojong will have enough goonery to keep me hooked
hololive is overrated and mainstream slop anyway
>>115965340Why would I tell you that Also >Go to harbor freight >website says item is in aisle 3>walk around like a retard>it was in aisle 4
>>115976700because i want to know
time to roll for a horse01, 26, 51, 76 Sons And Lovers02, 27, 52, 77 Trustyourinstinct03, 28, 53, 78 Knight's Choice04, 29, 54, 79 Middle Earth05, 30, 55, 80 Vauban06, 31, 56, 81 Enfjaar07, 32, 57, 82 Royal Supremacy08, 33, 58, 83 Wine Dark Sea09, 34, 59, 84 Asterix10, 35, 60, 85 Goodie Two Shoes11, 36, 61, 86 Juja Kibo12, 37, 62, 87 Hopewell Rock13, 38, 63, 88 Onesmoothoperator14, 39, 64, 89 Soul Of Spain15, 40, 65, 90 Zahrann16, 41, 66, 91 So You Are17, 42, 67, 92 Future History18, 43, 68, 93 James J Braddock19, 44, 69, 94 Kizlyar20, 45, 70, 95 Point Of Law21, 46, 71, 96 Strictly Business22, 47, 72, 97 Mr Monaco23, 48, 73, 98 Zakouma24, 49, 74, 99 Shockletz00, 25, 50, 75 Double Bet and Reroll
>>115979090i dont like that name, oh well
>>115979090>Zahrann
>>115979184it does not bode well
>i was one off
>>115979090where's kidslookintouchable
>>115979303
>>115977957You can't know
>>115979090dont do horse race betting nowdays machines can calculate probabilities perfectly to the point they kick people out if they are too good, like a casinogambling is full of botters and cheatersIf you want to gamble just join a D&D group
>>115979549Why nyot
>>115979561i think sports betting is fucking retarded, this is just one of the few events in the year i put money on to retain my citizenship
Raki taki, teriyaki. Teriyaki tastes like sake
i think raki should jong
i hear maris balls finally dropped
>>115979721You cant
>>115979960You're close. What actually happened is my balls dropped into Mari's mouth.
>anyon and mari are now bawlless >we are in the children of men timelineit's jongover
I low key want to go to Taco Bell to get two crunch wrap supremes but I don't want to subject myself to the humiliation ritual of going to taco bell
>>115981856what humiliation, anyon? if you're hungry, you're hungry
>>115981856order online so you can minimize the shame you deserve
>>115983051Hmm...nyoevens egg cheese bacon bagels odds double cheeseburger with egg
>>115979090easiest $400 of my life
Hey there jong, it's time for mah jong stream get it? It's like mah (as in my) jong (as in mahjong) get it? It's a pun!: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
>>115984992Male vtubers aren't funny, example #246
>didn't win a single hand in my last 3 games>no yaku'd myself twicechuubas for this feel?
>>115985301how does one no yaku on accident?
>>115985411I saw the last chance to get a tile I needed so I called chi and opened my hand, turned out I didn't need it that badly
>>115985444it's fine if you were just forcing keiten
>>115985254being funny is not a requirement to be a vtuber althougheverbeitdesune
>>115985463For men it is, cause unlike women you've not got tits to jiggle or para to social.
awoo~
wulp
>>115987934based
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2117459252981739588
Pwease Yostar gib Hanner an animated outfit
>>115990545Id buy an animated hanner skin of her attacking a kodomo. Really im surprised they didnt give her a halloween outfit
evens jo then eat breakfast odds breakfast then jo0 neither
jo mama
i was gonna say jacking off after eating was degenerate but when i thought about it would you really wanna risk eating your own cum? i recommend a 15 minute interval between the two activities to decouple them and avoid the dilemma
JJ out here telling anons when to cum, wild, didn't know she was into that sorta play
Open your windows johio bros the air smells delicious today
>>115993704I know. I just voted and hit up my local Buffalo Wild Wings. Might get ice cream later.Also, mahjong and vtubers are very cool.
evens put on snow tires this weekodds put them on next week0 wait until the day before it snows
>>115993549This is the most obvious woman post this thread has ever seen and that is saying something.
>>115994186>ice creamCS, BJ, G?
>>115998653I
I just voted for the non-indian party
>>115999005independent?
>>115999080Not American midterms
>>115998936IC?
>>115999352Incontinent Cell, the guy who made my dystopian robot girlfriend
>>115999352Yeah. I usually go there for my ice cream.
>>115999352antJong
I need a criteria to fold when everyone hands are open
>>116000548You need to use a better tileset
>>116000548Try to suss out the value of the open hands to see how much you might lose by pushing.
>>116000548it's E3 in tonpuu and you're in 1st, you should be hard folding to most suspected tenpais unless you're sure it's cheap or you have a good wait
>>116000548Imagine being that akagi and folding
evens cook food odds pizza mayhaps 0 c fries
>>116000548the instant toi had open dora you should have folded. at times like this you fold prioritizing the suspected most valuable hand and then the second most valuable hand if convenient
>>116000852its the only one i have >>116002009I had been in dama for so long and it was the last turn...
>>116002238The better tileset is the default one
do i have to stay awake all night for this tourney
>>116002989i got a third place i give up
>>116003767it's best 5 consecutive unless you've played 6 games already it's fine
I make the eg fry wy
>>116004504I want to stuff her with my cock and make her squeak
>>116004589same shes actually kinda stacked with the model shes using now
>>116005576Hit em with the SUCC
>>116005923Not too big, not to small. Just right!
I don't want to have sex with any vtuber
I don't want to have sex. Foreplay and fetish play only
The two thread foids decided to chime in.
i've been watching the news, guys, but i'm not opposed to sex or anything and i'm pretty vanilla
Oh right, are you about to have more meltdowns over the current state of politics or is the blue wave more your flavor?
>>116006107What about ember? Apparently her BMI is between 17-20 and iykyk
>>116006251too asian
>>116006123Youre one sick motherfucker
id rather not say, but im drinking with friends and watching the news
Anona gonna have sex tonight
What would Nina think about all of this
>id rather not sayThat's the second time she's said it, and both times were when she knew she'd say something the thread would shit on her for. Little does she know is the thread knows she's a woman, so being a libtard wouldn't exactly be a surprise.
Its ok femanon I voted blue downticket also
>>116006330Better have been because your alternative was the poojeet
>>116006294Nina only has sex for procreation and cheating on her husband with a celestial player.
I didn't vote
>>116006340It was but only for that particular race.
>>116006350Thats ok too many people vote anyways
>>116006370Good man, the fact he would do interviews with his shoes off was so fucking weird.
the only person I would've bothered to go out and vote for in this shithole for was patrick little but I think the jews got him like 8 years ago
I legit don't need to vote, my state's been blood red since Clinton in 96 and we only voted for him cause he's one of ours.
Vote for this fags
>>116006330based desu are you guys talking about that guy in johio? i still remember his interview with this white girl who basically trashed him because of his ethnicity. that he didnt slap her in the face or defended himself was pretty pathetic. cuck-like behavior even.
>>116006531*Sigh.**Unzips*
>>116006550>that he didnt slap her in the face or defended himself was pretty pathetic. cuck-like behavior evenHe's an Indian, they're natures cuck.
>>116006531I wish real women were this pretty :(
I can only afford a girlfriend or a car and I only have cars
>>116006531>barefootI vote against this specifically, actually
>Stalk people in the tourney rankings>I outrank 2-3 chuubasFeelsgood
man. what a ride, but it's time to nini. good night anyons.
>>116007053goodnight jj
>>116007053that ride? a man
What is it with women and voting against their own interests?
>>116007251at least once they're subjected to the end result of their voting they won't be able to vote anymore
ngl, more that anything I'm bummed Herrera didn't win Texas, he's a good guy
>>116007353The fat bitch called him le nazi, that was pretty much a death sentence to him getting the votes cause normies are niggercattle.
>>116007372Guntuber to politician is also a pretty hard sell
East game btw
>>116009580Almost went into west lel
>>116003784I got 222 33 is this good enough to move to the next round?
>>116007244that a man? a me
nyaaaaaa. im at work. wish i was jongin' rn
>>116006531wolfseggs!! I LOVE THIS THREAD
>>116009617I had an east ranked game go to West 3 last week
>>116012737anyon i dont remember you are you down to jong later in the afternoon
>30 minute aerobic biking>二十五分できる聞く練習We are so back
War were declared
>>116014794War with who?
it's "war was beginning"
It's a different reference
GO /jong/!For great justice
they set us up the bomb
>>116015520>he>doesnt>KNYOW
>>116015602Futurama SUCKS
>english navi has the fake and gay vtuber anime voice I FUCKING HATE ENGLISH DUBS
>>116015620Its hard to accept but the future is a soulless husk of the past
>>116015563Lead us into battle noble steve, you are our sword and our shield!
I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm confident that it's femanon's fault.
I never know what's going on
Same
Ignorance is bliss
>>116015620>playing in englishbut why
>>116016991i'll tell you what's going on: MIKO RAPE (violent, unrelenting, not jongin')
>>116017768I'm watching zfg, I'm not buying a shit2
>>116018726just kidding! our mikos are for lovin' and farm labor!
All Fujos are getting sent to the inner sphere conflict zones.
YATTA THREE WINS 20% TOP I DONT HAVE TO PLAY ANY MORE
>>116015620dont be mean to hackerlings voice
mama liz's mhmm PUSSY OIL UMMMOOHHand some ronin PUSSY OILOHHHHHHHH
>>116021085What the fuck is pussy oil?
>>116021132
>>116021132I bet you wouldnt know virgin
>>116021633Correct. I am a virgin and I do not know?
>>116021697Correct. You do not know.
evens foododds no food0 maybe food
>>116021969reroll for anyon
>>116023044wow, a dub! you need to treat yourself to something nice anyon!
>>116023061hmm..nyo it's too late
>>116020431Congrats cute little lunaito! *patpatpat*
where da pinks at? i need words of encouragement
>>116023451Go play your tournament games, the format requires so little skill even you can make it through the first round
>>116023849what tournament? what are you talking about, pink?
>>116023925Do you even log in anymore
>>116023998ahahaha i thought you meant a /mjg/ tournament
>>116024050you weren't qualifying for that without OC that could beat a literal novel
>>116024254squishy in all the right places YUZUYUZYUZUYUZUYUZUYUZUZYUZYZUZYUZYZUZYZUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZU
Made ramen with two fried eggs
that's a lot of eggs
>>116024880I made two packs of ramen so it levels out
>>116025315Crow definitely voted red
>>116025867Goodnight anon
MeOw
>>116029392
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucj
>>116029454Take solace that hanner has way better emotes
Todays a girlrock kind of day can i get some breathless by the corrs itt please
>*breathes in*heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Nyanyan! How's the tournament going for y'all? Are you guys qualifying? :3
>>116033212
>>116033561Wao! GJ anon <3
Damn UPS map doxxes my driver's stop count now
>>116033212i shan't'd
>>116035227Why is qb combating with that chocker top thing? She wants fuzzy to her anakin
>>116036545did an ai generate this post
>>116036594I understood it perfectly
last night I fuzzy qb'ed your sister
but what if i clear rb'd your mom?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
bumpes u'r thred
We're all gonna die
pagre ten'd
>>116038120good
I can bake in like 30 minutes if no one else does.
Baked! >>116039735
