Does Bae know that literal truckloads of semen have been lost to her new music video?
yes
>>116158175Not only does she know, she wanted it in order to btfo her backup dancers
>>116158175Bae may be a retarded normalfag but her model is pure sex
>>116158288girls are cutest when they are almost retarded
How do some of you retards masturbate to this is absolutely beyond me.If you think about it logically, by her own lore, she is a rat. What are rats famous for ? Bubonic plague, deseases, eating dead soldiers in the trenches, living in sewers, eating rotten food, shitting, smelling, aggresive and more.Now, she is a humano-rat, so that means, technically speaking, you are attracted to a person who in its human form shits itself and its animal compatriots carry bubonic plague.Now answer my question, how do you masturbate to that knowing her animal form ? Its filthy, either you are cannot use inteligence in your imagination, or i dont know what.If a vtuber says im clock, im grip reaper, im rat, im dot, im cat, im cockroach, im hippo shit on wall or god knows what thats it, thats the end for me, thats the end of any attraction. Just be a human, we are not in a japanese novel where warships are humans and they all want to fuck the captain.
>>116158646gayest post on this board
>>116158175I've never jerked off to a vtuber and I don't plan on starting now.
>>116158726you are masturbating to rats, dogs, cockroaches and camels you rotten sperm
>>116158789your point?
>>116158789It's literally a drawing portraying a hot girl
>>116158789I masturbated to worse, trust me.
>>116158287I’m all for a little friendly competition
>>116158175>truckloads of semenAll from brownoids
>>116158175no, she doesn't know. She just sees it as a cool dance, she is not aware some people find it erotic. She is too innocent for this gig.
>>116158900>whites can’t even get it up for thisNo wonder they’re being replaced
>>116158175>>116158287>>116158847>>116158930
>>116158175She deliberately made the MV as sex as possible to hide the fact the song itself sucks, the Kiara approach
>>116158175Honest question: why don't you just masturbate to porn like a normal person instead of creaming yourself to SFW content like a 14 year old?
>>116159105because I choose to
>>116159105I made an escort cosplay Mio and Marine because that's what I get off to
>>116159105Why don’t YOU masturbate to what makes you happy rather than what the Jews have approved as appropriate to wank to?
if you jerk off to this you need therapy.
>>116159105>Nooooooo goyim, you HAVE to watch the latest edition of GhettoGaggers or WMBF porn to get your rocks off. How dare you use your imagination?
>>116159426Are you gonna provide it to me, baby?
>>116159105Jacking off to Bae instead of modern hardcore porn is probably unirroncially better for your mental health and perception of what actual sex is like
>>116158175neurons have been activated
>>116159426be less gay
>>116158175>nigger dance is... le good!
>>116159105Compared to the hours of Biboo 'bully your tip' AI-fueled JOI content online with 'fap to the beat' structure, this shit seems almost normal
>>116159810>Compared to the hours of a very specific example of something not normal, this shit seems almost normalWow
>>116159006She thinks people were oggling the backup dancers dance skills. That's the reason she wanted to do a more difficult dance, it has nothing to do with eroticism. Bae is incredibly pure
>pole dancingThats not idol like...
>>116159730>Sees sexy woman>Thinks of black peopleWhat do you call this phenotype?
>>116158175>truckload of semen lost over some measly dance movesholyweaksausages
>>116160228indian
>>116158175Shes malding because she realizes now that she has to out goon herself if she wants to see her next MV perform as well or better. She's turning herself into a glorified stripper if the pole dancing wasn't an obvious enough sign.
Not saying she's MADE FOR IT, but... she's MADE FOR IT.
>>116160441https://x.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/2120231110731039174
Is everyone on this board a zoomer who had their first fap to internet porn of women who are dead inside getting triple penetrated and can now only get off to the most degenerate of hardcore porn?
>>116159810Link
>>116160515>Is everyone on this board a zoomerI have some bad news
>>116158175the mocap isn't actually bae right? it's always that kanauru guy
>>116158789>fit half naked girl but with a tail>BESTIALITY Shouldn't you be posting in reddit?
>>116160905Kanauru wasn't involved in this in any way retard. Learn how to read the video description.
>>116160368Absolutely not. She was very happy to learn that she had another Snake Eyes tier hit on her hands. She didn't even know this was going to be a hit to begin with because she thought Snake Eyes was a Fluke.
>>116158789>ratsYes>dogsYes>cockroachesWhomst?>camelsWhomst?
>>116160048incredibly pure slut
>>116158175She knows from all the tributes I send her
>>116158175>Bae implies the music video cost a ton>Her pole dance segment was 2 moves for a total of 4 seconds>Pay for pole dancing lessons for 6 months
>>116160515I remember getting off to music videos that would come on TV, if I was home alone. Hell, I remember getting off to Fabulous from HSM2 because of Sharpay.Now I need shit like futas with giant cocks and tits.
>>116161245Matara is the roach Idk who's a camel, Anon probably confusied Nimi as one, or some shit.
>>116161952If I had access to a smartphone to watch Kiara, Bae, Hajime and Marine MVs back when I started puberty my parents would have found me dead in my bedroom with every wall and the ceiling completely caked in my jizz. I had to fap to video game ads in magazines featuring bikini models.Zoomers don't know how good they have it.
>>116160048You know she said it in context of both of those things.Why would she take such reveling outfit?Pure erotic outfit
>>116160943didnt say bestiality, said bubonic plate animal. its not sexy
>>116160048Retard
>>116162340What? How is her outfit revealing? Timestamp?
>>116158175Considering she willingly chose to be a stripper in this one, I'd imagine so
>>116161010I'm sure it's a double-edged sword. She's getting good views but she's gonna have to keep whoring herself out to see similar levels of success. No way she's having this kind of viewership in this amount of time again if she isn't shaking her ass or flaunting her legs and even feet.
>>116164403pole dancer != stripper
>>116164502If it was really that easy, every other Kiara or IRyS MV would be getting equal amount of views if not more
>>116165505Irys and Kiara have never gone as far with the coomer pandering as headshot did. Headshot is straight up jack off material.
>>116165724>Suggestive GuyRyS Popsicle licking>Giantess pandering >Press 4>Entire perfume MVLol spare me your bullcrap. Not to mention Kiara's Fever Night outfit is far lewder than Bae's with actual nipple bumps modeled onto it
>>116160857https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/3034f7941a4660db017e163e
>>116164502Yep. 3rd vid has to outdo, sexually, both this and snake eyes. It's expected now. A risky road.
>>116160228White
>>116158646>>116158789>>116158900>>116159105>>116159426>>116159730>>116160257This is some extreme gayness
>>116159105Tbh I find it more erotic and fulfilling when it's the limit of what they're comfortable with showing. There's an intimacy to it and a kindness and I know she's thought about what I'd like because there's a lot of feet in this one. Instagram looking pornhub hoes bore me and they don't gaf even with their bfs.
>>116164983she's actively losing clothes though
BAE STEP ON MY PENIS
>>116168283Hot
Bae is a sex larper, a preformative whore, talk about sex and stuff on stream and she becomes a blushing 13 year old virgin.That's sad.
>>116173513Another competitor for the faggiest post in the thread
>>116173596It's the same faggot anon, he tries to disguise it but he has all the same talking points and tics which make him obvious, and for whatever a sexy rat ass has him in absolute distress.
>>116158175Yes.
>>116166257I don't get it I expected AI voice but all I got was someone's fanfiction in weird caption form of random fanart
>>116173513God I wish she was a 13yo virgin
>>116166766apologies if my fap material is of far superior quality compared to yours
>>116174290>jerks off to a flat boyish looking asswe get it anon, you're a faggot
>>116174334>Sees a girl with loli-esque body>Immediately thinks about boysWho's the faggot now
>>116174290That is a good asscrack... however!
>>116174386Much better, she should stop moving around so much
>>116158726On the whole site, even
>>116158646Just come out of the closet already, fag.
>>116174386God i would plant my face in that so hard she would need to find a surgeon to remove me
I actually think it's a good thing if you goon to stuff like this. It keeps you grounded instead of going down paths that end with you masturbating to ntr or dragons fucking cars.
>>116158646https://files.catbox.moe/qtjkir.mp4
>>116159105>you should goon to disgusting degenerate fetish filled jewish porn instead of wholesomely masturbating thinking about the woman you love
>>116158646You are extremely retarded.Don't pretend you are intelligent.
>>116158175has MikaPikazo commented on wtf is happening to her daughter?
>>116175315You're jerking off to a cartoon rat woman dancing, that's grounded to you? If you want to go back to your jerk off roots then just look at an archive of a dirty magazine or stroke it thinking about your coworker, jerking off to the japanese cartoon rat played by some random woman is not the normal option here.
>>116175717>3DPDew
>>116175315what's wrong with fapping to ntr?
>>116175717>stroke it thinking about your coworkerI think our brains are way too fried at this point to jerk off to just our imagination. That's for people who haven't discovered porn yet.
>>116175895my oshi is a 2view and doesn't have porn so i jerk off to my imagination often, it works
>>116158175Oh shit a rat!
>>116175717It's a conventionally attractive young woman with rat ears and tail dancing.
>>116158175I dont know why but Bae does not turn me on at all. I actually love her design, one of the best in Holo for sure, but even watching this MV where she has her ass out does nothing to me. Might be her personality. The fact that she isnt sexual at all in her behavior turns me off. Kinda like Subaru.
>>116175496She does FGO characters; she's no stranger to lewd
>>116174376You? For not jerking off to an actual woman? What a stupid faggot.
>>116176363RAT SEX
>>116176616>3dpd
>>116158175she's a whore now? guess the numbers must have really been low these days. disappointing
>>11617636310 frames per second
I want to diaper Bae’s fat ass.
>>116158175Her dad watch this btw
>>116158345Trying to find the clip of mori telling Bae and Irys about balls, but i can't seem to find it
>>116179468Based
>>116158789>dogswatching dogs fuck women is hilarious
>>116179258Fag
what could possibly be the non-sexual explanation for this move?
>>116192626
>>116192626upper arm strength, core coordination, hip abductor flexibilitymen should be doing this too as a purely calisthenic exercise
>>116192626Not everything is sexual you retard
>>116192626The non-sexual explanation is that this is a freeze frame from a flashy pole vault kick swing thing. The moment you have captured is a blink and you'll miss it from an intricate move.
>>116194096But pole dancing is not one of those non-sexual things
>>116158646>>116158789imagine being too fucking stupid for vtubers
>>116194096dances are literally mating rituals
>>116183080brb staring at this for the next 30mins
>>116158175Snake eyes was better and more thematically "bae" because of the whole dice/chaos thing and how it follows from her other dice themed music. This headshot shit doesn't really work unless she's a hardcore fps player which I don't really associate with her besides that stint with shitpex a few years ago(?). Snake eyes was also more erotique imp from a gooner perspective. I don't like the ruffles in her onepiece leotard thing.
>>116179451Kiara..
>>116158175Imagine trying to happy for en pole dancing compared to tsuzuri top fragging during her first apex 5 stack. I love that en fans started a drag show at the cons, like bro that's clothes for your girlfriend that also likes vtubing.
>>116196126I don't necessarily agree that people need to lock themselves into a theme for stuff to make sense and I like the song here more, but I agree that the MV and choreo for Snake eyes was superior. and besides, the gun here isn't meant to relate to FPS, it's just a Metaphor for Bae aiming for the spectator's heart
>>116196508why are you gay?
>>116196508learning pole dancing from scratch in 6 months for an MV is is probably way harder than getting good enough to pub stomp in apex
>>116196814>>116196933Winning Japan's got talent is way cooler than no one ever wanting bae to wear that priest outfit from years back because she's basically just a slut now for some reason.
I love sluts now wtf
>>116196975I'm not sure that even if I did a triple take, I would understand what the fuck this post means
>>116158175any porn is better
>>116199172any porn? even gay porn?? you fuckin homo
>>116199172>Troon porn is better
>>116174290Don't let anyone tell you you're wrong, you're actually completely in the right here
>>116199172>any pornWeird way to out yourself as a massive homosexual, but ok.
>>116158175it's the best MV the company has ever hadit's also a great pop song that anyone can enjoy i'm really happy for Bae and yes she is a sex kitten and always has been
>>116159105>can't get aroused without hardcore pornzoomers are doomed
I'm gonna rub one out to headshot right now
Been telling people for 2 years that Bae is Hololive's best dancer.
>>116203926Hajime and Riona mog her.
