cute animals
>>6112601AI slop
>>6112613>>6112608>>6112376>>6112373lmao saved
>>6112370Do little critters count?
>>6112370Imagine resting nude on the boobs of a cute girl five times bigger than you who takes care of your every need and she's trying to teach you how to be affectionate
>>6115262Yes
>>6115275From the cats point of view that isn’t affection. I guess the analogue would be a female cat five times your size with engorged teets bringing you torn up bits of food and cleaning your asshole with a sandpaper tounge after giving it a good sniff.
>>6115286Oh no, that sounds terrible, ha ha
>>6115286>From the cats point of view that isn’t affectionI get the feeling you're fulla shit.
>>6112370
>>6112373Nword-dog
>>6115288It's kinda true, cats have stunted oxytocin release so they don't really "love" their owners and more so consider you their useful tool. Even stuff like them rubbing themselves on you is just them marking you with their scent to mark you as their property, they can actually get angry at you if they smell a scent on you from another cat that they hate.
>>6115288>getting triggered over post that was obviously in jestRetard
>>6115507retard
>>6112370When he has fish breath it's cuteWhen I do it I'm a "serial rapist"
>>6112373>>6112376Only gross wiggers get these
>>6115286Computer...
>>6119250>only wiggers get french bulldogs and boxers??????
>>6119258that's a British bully, not a mutated piece of shit genetic abomination, aka a frenchie
>>6115475>my sperm cells about to to flushed out because i cummed in da toilet
>>6115329SO THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING LATE
>>6119642>alright..
>>6119642Jumping spiders are cuteIt's those big hunter eyes
>>6112373Excellent slips
>>6113914Badger badger badger badger
>>6124182roundhouse kick yarlers into the concrete
>>6124187What skin condition does his dog have?
>>6124187Love how cuddly gators are. Shame crocs aren't the same.
>>6112608there's something about pandas mannerisms that gives off the most "human-like" impression out of any non-primate species
>>6112370Crazy how this rescue cat, possibly raised itself as a feral, can snuggle up with people and get kisses, meanwhile my sisters cat, who she's had for about 7 years now, will hiss and swat at ANYTHING that so much as tries to touch it even people it knows. It was spicy as a kitten and literally NEVER grew out of it. I've been wondering for years if she abuses it or something because that cat is so violent it's not normal behavior. Thanks for reading my TedTalk.
>>6124542Someone played rough with it growing up if not outright abused it
>>6124542Some people just seriously don't understand cats, they treat them like dogs, or people. Pretty much any cat will become friendly if you spend enough time slowly teaching it that your safe and getting it used to being touched. But retards will just be like "Every time I walk up to it it runs away! Guess that's that".Not aiming that at you, you wouldn't have enough time. But owners.
>>6124184kek
>>6124780I genuinely think this is the case. Her husband always struck me as someone with zero regard for animals.>>6124801Yeah but 7 years of "assumingly" no abuse and it's still borderline feral? Something is very suspicious.
>>6124488anon that is a crocodile...Or at least it isn't a gator
>>6115286this is my fetish
>>6112370He didn't like that at all. He was considering giving her the paw.
>>6112370>toxoplasmosis
>>6127933>Cat: [thinks about swatting the puppy, then doesn't]>Dog: [visible surprise]
>>6127933Anyone got the one with the dog tending to the kittens
>>6124182lost
>>6112370Antisemitic feline
>>6130472That woman is very clearly asian
>>6124182ong i was looking for this
>>6124184Male sea-lion are big and scary.
>>6130472
>>6130472>>6131928
>>6132016>Be cat>See people extending their right arm at me>Replicate that
>>6132029
>>6132014nerve gas?
>>61330552 cute animals
>>6133055I love these little laud retards so much, the local zoo has two couples of them and they regularly go around their pen screaming their asses up.
>>6132071Just playing possum.
>>6132071aids
>>6119250>gross wiggersno such thing, kill yourself
>>6132071AI. Opossums don't flip over like that when they play dead, they just go limp.
>>6129813Get cleaned stinky
>>6133055brl is excited to be food
>>6113575Is warm but you have the ear smell
>>6115507>It's kinda true, cats have stunted oxytocin releasefucking hell the anti cat evangelicals and their bullshit.
>>6115507me when i bullshit and make up stuff
>>6135138It's true, I'm sorry
>>6135265Mixing your opinions into facts doesn't make your retarded opinions true, tranny.
>>6135276There's no point in getting angry at me, I didn't cause cats to be this way.
>>6135287The only thing stunted is your IQ you fucking pseud. You learn that word from Rick and Morty and pretend your an endocrinologist.
>>6135276he's probably a gayrab who has sex with pitbulls
>>6132008
>>6134554great googa mooga
>>6135325The fuck is wrong with people who like this
>>6135801transsexualism and pedophilia
>>6135810>transsexualism and pedophilia>26 year old hag who recently got in trouble with the vtuber community for implying lolicons were pedos
>>6135832>the people who like thisnot>the woman grifting the people who like thisl2read
>>6132016This really needs a different song for the backgroundYou know the one
>>6115286>From the cats point of view that isn’t affectioncats obviously have developed an understanding of human affection after being with us for several thousand years
>>6136353kek this is like a movie where they show a monster speeding through the water.
>>6127930song?
>>6135788Xibalba!
>>6132008How many people is this little shit gonna murder when it becomes an adult?
>>6134713they seem like assholes
>>613628825% of armadillos carry leprosy.
>>6135309uh oh, toxomelty
>>6136353
>>6137108These pareots just form deep bonds that last for their lifetimes. These birds basically see the person as their mate, and many birds are strictly monogamous
>>6137361>These birds basically see the person as their mate
>>6135788
>>6137358>>6137360>cute animals thread>post animals dying and killing each other
>>6112613Fucking kek
>>6133308That's a dog for black people and crackas pretending to be black. Sorry you had to find out this way!
>>6137303Nine banded armadillos are the only species that carry leprosy.
>>6137303Chill out Baldwin, we got a cure for that now.
>>6139115
>>6136308Cats aren't dogs. Most house cats are still relatively close to those living in nature.
>>6137617rape?
>>6137303I gave your mom leprosy last night
>>6132048>films it rather than helpingi really hate people like this
>>6139503no thanks.
>>6140160Lets begin.
>>6140164
>>6137363Is this a baby cowbird or another parasitic baby bird species or is this a legit grown ass birb pretending to be a baby birb for free food? It's kinda hard to tell.
>>6140233looks like a cuckoo
>>6140233Cuckoos do that, lay an egg in anothers nest often evicting existing eggs.
>>6139912It's a tough lesson but, the kid's gotta learn sometime.
>>6139912>>6140246Mom has to learn too, better to have a kitten fall down some stairs and be achey for a couple of hours than dropped at a less forgiving moment and dead. Animals learn exclusively though experience and instinct. It's better for both of them to learn this way, the Mother will be more careful and hold her kitten more tightly and the kitten will learn that falling down the stairs fucking hurts and will probably do the same thing as an adult if they have kittens.
>>6132029Cats don't have the ability to understand and communicate with humans on that level. Dogs are the only things like that, because they evolved alongside us for so long. Dogs and humans have an intuitive understanding of each other's body language, facial expressions, etc. dogs have more facial muscles than wolves, so they can express more through their faces, to communicate with us better
>>6140262>Cats don't have the ability to understand and communicate with humans on that level.They actually do but it is more limited than dogs, cats are also one of the few animals that will "re-feral" if left alone or absent from human contanct long enough, dogs won't unless they join a feral dog pack, or coyote pack but they usually don't fair too well according to scientific papers that follow those situations.
>>6137108Birds literally fall in love with their owners, like mates, so of course they act jealous and defensive of their wife/husband (in their mind)
>>6137618This is a DLC animal.
>>6139216Do you not know which board you're on?
>>6140246>kid's gotta learn sometime>>6140261>Mom has to learn tooFamily Must Learn
>>6140665>Family Must LearnBillions Must Lear...
>>6138669you just kneow...
>>6119250>>6112373It's an English Bulldog, don't associate us with your culture. Boxers are also a beautiful British breed. Shitbulls not related.
>>6140447kek, underrated comment.
>>6141891that's a funky coloured budgie
>>6142202Slop
>>6142202>>6142217I didn't see that was slop right away. Am I cooked?
>>6112695Proof?
>>6142866Simple. Nothing irl could possibly be that cute.
>>6142327Just focus on where the head is throughout the clip
>>6137617i look like that
>>6135309nta but *you're
>>6135276trvke
>>6142327The audio is a dead giveaway for now.
>>6143109>press audio button>there's no audioI want my 1 second of life back, sir.
>>6112370When the cat has fish breath it's "cute"When I do it I'm a "fat chud incel help police"
>>6143690don't quit your day job.
>>6133732deer are so fucking retarded
>>6137530His victory cry was very cute
>>6144297>hurr-durr I'm a stupid crab
>>6124187>trying to turn a lot lizard into a housewifegodspeed anon
>>6143703Job?
>>6112370The cat hated their whiskers being touched by her grimey face. 100% contemplating swatting her with his paw. Why do women seem so unable to read basic animal body language?
>>6132050imagine not even pretending to be scared after he was so excited....
>>6145873hummer piss & shit collector
>>6146551they're plugged up
>>6133256Is that fortnite?
>>6133055>i finally got a gf
>>6146442He would get up and move first, he was happy to sit there she wasn't holding him in place
>>6137351>Chinese person adopts a russian orphan.webm
>>6140262t.never owned a cat
>>6142153its a common mistake now with the prevalance of the mini-pits in the ghettos going through all sorts of messed up inbreeding. results are minipitties that look like REALLY squashed and stretched out bulldogs. so now people associate bulldogs in general with those who live in the ghettos.
>>6147025more like a Russian orphan adopting a Chinese refugee with the amount of people secretly sneaking out of the country at this rate.
>>6141891song?
>>6142153the still also descend from ugly dogs bred for blood sport. boxers too have some of the same ancestry.get rid of them.
>>6147119The Bulldogs of today actually aren't he Bulldogs of all, they are a recreation of the extinct line of British Bull Dogs which were a type of Mastiff War Dog. Original Bulldogs were similar to Bull Mastiffs which is why Bulldogs are just stunted versions of them, or at least that was the genetic stock used to recreate them.Also, none of these dogs are in the same genetic family despite being photogenically similar. Pitbulls are Terriers, Boxers are Mosslers, and Bulldogs are Mastiffs.
>>6147325>aren't he Bulldogs of allaren't the Bulldogs of old*Excuse my stroke
>>6147325>Pitbulls are TerriersI've never heard people talk about terriers as particularly vicious. The fuck happened to Pitbulls?
>>6147325they aren't the same, but they are still bred from the old english bull dogs. pitbulls are mixed from old english bulldogs and terriers. the boxer also has some ancestry from the old english bull dog. they have a couple thousand years of ancestry as dogs bred for war, hunt, and blood sports.
>>6147333Terriers are a lot like foxes or dolphins, they have a high hunt drive and hunt and torture their prey for fun like cats. Go to any hunting event using Terriers and you'll see how sadistic those little fucks can be, it just so happens that we are big enough that they don't transition their ferocity to us. Terriers are Terriers because they can identify size difference compared to themselves and act accordingly, unlike Chihuahuas.>>6147338>they are still bred from the old english bull dogsLiterally all English originating breeds are descendant from the OEBDs, be it in the minority or majority of genetics donated, how do you think we lost the breed in the first place?
>>6133256Pedo threadshitter
>>6140262so trueee, i love when retards pull pseudoscience out of their ass
>>6137618That's its testicle
