cute animals
>>6112601AI slop
>>6112613>>6112608>>6112376>>6112373lmao saved
>>6112370Do little critters count?
>>6112370Imagine resting nude on the boobs of a cute girl five times bigger than you who takes care of your every need and she's trying to teach you how to be affectionate
>>6115262Yes
>>6115275From the cats point of view that isn’t affection. I guess the analogue would be a female cat five times your size with engorged teets bringing you torn up bits of food and cleaning your asshole with a sandpaper tounge after giving it a good sniff.
>>6115286Oh no, that sounds terrible, ha ha
>>6115286>From the cats point of view that isn’t affectionI get the feeling you're fulla shit.
>>6112370
>>6112373Nword-dog
>>6115288It's kinda true, cats have stunted oxytocin release so they don't really "love" their owners and more so consider you their useful tool. Even stuff like them rubbing themselves on you is just them marking you with their scent to mark you as their property, they can actually get angry at you if they smell a scent on you from another cat that they hate.
>>6115288>getting triggered over post that was obviously in jestRetard
>>6115507retard
>>6112370When he has fish breath it's cuteWhen I do it I'm a "serial rapist"
>>6112373>>6112376Only gross wiggers get these
>>6115286Computer...
>>6119250>only wiggers get french bulldogs and boxers??????
>>6119258that's a British bully, not a mutated piece of shit genetic abomination, aka a frenchie
>>6115475>my sperm cells about to to flushed out because i cummed in da toilet
>>6115329SO THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING LATE