cute animals
>>6112601AI slop
>>6112613>>6112608>>6112376>>6112373lmao saved
>>6112370Do little critters count?
>>6112370Imagine resting nude on the boobs of a cute girl five times bigger than you who takes care of your every need and she's trying to teach you how to be affectionate
>>6115262Yes
>>6115275From the cats point of view that isn’t affection. I guess the analogue would be a female cat five times your size with engorged teets bringing you torn up bits of food and cleaning your asshole with a sandpaper tounge after giving it a good sniff.
>>6115286Oh no, that sounds terrible, ha ha
>>6115286>From the cats point of view that isn’t affectionI get the feeling you're fulla shit.
>>6112370
>>6112373Nword-dog
>>6115288It's kinda true, cats have stunted oxytocin release so they don't really "love" their owners and more so consider you their useful tool. Even stuff like them rubbing themselves on you is just them marking you with their scent to mark you as their property, they can actually get angry at you if they smell a scent on you from another cat that they hate.
>>6115288>getting triggered over post that was obviously in jestRetard
>>6115507retard
>>6112370When he has fish breath it's cuteWhen I do it I'm a "serial rapist"
>>6112373>>6112376Only gross wiggers get these
>>6115286Computer...
>>6119250>only wiggers get french bulldogs and boxers??????
>>6119258that's a British bully, not a mutated piece of shit genetic abomination, aka a frenchie
>>6115475>my sperm cells about to to flushed out because i cummed in da toilet
>>6115329SO THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING LATE
>>6119642>alright..
>>6119642Jumping spiders are cuteIt's those big hunter eyes
>>6112373Excellent slips
>>6113914Badger badger badger badger
>>6124182roundhouse kick yarlers into the concrete
>>6124187What skin condition does his dog have?
>>6124187Love how cuddly gators are. Shame crocs aren't the same.
>>6112608there's something about pandas mannerisms that gives off the most "human-like" impression out of any non-primate species
>>6112370Crazy how this rescue cat, possibly raised itself as a feral, can snuggle up with people and get kisses, meanwhile my sisters cat, who she's had for about 7 years now, will hiss and swat at ANYTHING that so much as tries to touch it even people it knows. It was spicy as a kitten and literally NEVER grew out of it. I've been wondering for years if she abuses it or something because that cat is so violent it's not normal behavior. Thanks for reading my TedTalk.
>>6124542Someone played rough with it growing up if not outright abused it
>>6124542Some people just seriously don't understand cats, they treat them like dogs, or people. Pretty much any cat will become friendly if you spend enough time slowly teaching it that your safe and getting it used to being touched. But retards will just be like "Every time I walk up to it it runs away! Guess that's that".Not aiming that at you, you wouldn't have enough time. But owners.
>>6124184kek
>>6124780I genuinely think this is the case. Her husband always struck me as someone with zero regard for animals.>>6124801Yeah but 7 years of "assumingly" no abuse and it's still borderline feral? Something is very suspicious.
>>6124488anon that is a crocodile...Or at least it isn't a gator
>>6115286this is my fetish
>>6112370He didn't like that at all. He was considering giving her the paw.
>>6112370>toxoplasmosis
>>6127933>Cat: [thinks about swatting the puppy, then doesn't]>Dog: [visible surprise]
>>6127933Anyone got the one with the dog tending to the kittens
>>6124182lost
>>6112370Antisemitic feline
>>6130472That woman is very clearly asian
>>6124182ong i was looking for this
>>6124184Male sea-lion are big and scary.
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>>6130472>>6131928
>>6132016>Be cat>See people extending their right arm at me>Replicate that
>>6132029
>>6132014nerve gas?
