Have a bite.
Mostly desserts.
>>6145178
>>6145181
>>6145178Looks good, why are the plates so big though? Doesn't that make the food appear less substantial?
>>6145325Easier framing with a big plate. And they probably didn't want to waste that much food making the vid, so they used comparatively small cakes most of the time.
>>6144886That's a pretty neat technique with the hearts.
>>6144884>>6144886>>6144892>>6144905>>6145383YES>>6144900>>6145181Maybe>>6145178>>6145182No, thank you
>>6145403The butterfly is pretty cool ngl
>>6145325It's the idea with "fancy food".You don't need big heaping helpings to get the most for your buck, you can afford fancy pretentious stuff where appearance as an almost art piece matters more. There's also the element of multi-course meals with a lot of small plates so you can enjoy a wider variety of dishes.I'm guessing you haven't seen the ridiculousness of "tablecloth" desserts.
pink food is for girls.
>>6145405that sure is an efficient way to make a roll cake.
>>6145875All food is for men, women can’t cook.
>>6146395kind of true
>>6144884
>>6146772how the fuck is that possible?
>>6147346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWUnCb9Ly8
>>6146772why is it impossible.. they're pushing in the opposite direction
>>6147241I'm a slut for oreos I'd eat the entire bowl
>>6147241What's the point when you have to buy real ice cream to make it? Might as well just buy cookies n cream ice cream.
>>6144884>>6144886>>6144892Alrighty bro, I'm loving this thread. Wish I knew what all the ingredients were though!
>>6145178>>6145181>>6145182Yes i have been looking for these!
>>6147879nta but: Oreos, melted butter for the base.Cream cheese & sugar, vanilla paste, heavy cream. They added crushed oreos again for the pink layer. Oreo dusting on top.The second is just a generic roll cake, any recipe works the same, I can link one I've tried if you want. The third is self explanatory. Box mix with eggs and white chocolate chips.
>>6145178I actually hate retarded "presentation" like this. If it's not going to be eaten with the meal, then fuck off.
>>6147351huh. fascinating.
>>6145383mmm vienetta. I remember being conned by my parents into thinking it was like a super luxury.
>>6145178wait... is sashimi desert?
>>6146772>How does the chocolate ice cream know what's behind the vanilla icecream?
>>6146772>the icream trick that solved racism
>>6147882oh you legend, thanks
>>6145405I'm trying this
>>6145181Cool, I didn't have that one. Here's another.
>>6148131we're brothers
>>6148275hahaha
>>6146772Is this an aphantasia test?
>>6148792holy shit her voice is unbearable
>>6149829Who the fuck talks like thati couldnt finish the video
>>6145405>leaf still on strawberry1/10 inedible garbage
>>6149870the chinese
>>6149199>>6148131>>6145383I like how crunchy it is even if it's like the lowest grade pseudo chocolate and not exactly stellar-quality ice cream, not terrible just nothing special. Nice mix of textures. The fucking shitty plastic tray it comes on means you have to eitherjust stop slicing at the lip, slice through the lip with the knife, or play everyone's favourite game of "If I lift this shit is the fucking thing going to fall out and on the floor?" again.I realise this is quite a lot of talking about fucking icecream on a mongolian gif & webm board but it's hardly like this is ever going to come up again. Our partners and spouses will not be convinced to discuss vienetta. It will not be our keynote speech at work or in front of the public. Here and now we must discuss the vienetta or wait for our graves to bear the words "opportunity for rare banality missed is my regret" as an epitaph.
>>6150130Beautiful :) I had my wife read this aloud for me, to savor this post
>>6145875me again. half the fucking /wsg/ catalog is pink. what the fuck, guys? please restrain your faggotry.
>>6150789What does your post have to do with desserts? Restrain your faggotry.
>>6150789Kek the catalog really does have a lot of pink. Curious. This thread is still based though.
>>6150789i checked and its 10 percent not half, don't quit your dayjob
carrots start tasting sweet when you lose the candida mind-control sweet tooth
>>6151095QRD?
>>6151626Parasite hijack your taste buds and dial down the sweetness sensitivity so you crave more sugar which is their food. After doing parasite cleanses, people report losing their sweet tooth. Like zombie fungus but in humans.
>>6151641So it's not something that changes naturally if you eat less sugar?
>>6151095some carrots are sweet and some aren't
>>6152322It does, that starves it.
>>6153571>the UN of captions
>>6151641Same for certain cancers. Sugar is bad shit in anything but the most limited quantities.
>>6154020>Same for certain cancershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70yyHUzq-sU
>>6154020>Sugar is bad shitNot entirely, fruits are good. Berries are the best thing to eat regarding parasites. Without sugars, the body will feel stressed.
>>6154037Apologies, sucrose is bad shit. I should have been more specific. Watch out for pancreatic issues if you eat too much fruit.
>>6154032This is the type of stuff that dumb suburban moms watch and it destroys their brains.
>>6154032it's caused by inflammation
>>6150130>I realise this is quite a lot of talkingThis is a talking website at the end of the day, we all just want somebody to talk to and some people to read what we're thinking
>>6144884>>6144886>>6144892>>6144900>>6144905As a man, if you eat ANY of this stuff that's pink looking, then you are gay. You simply are. I don't make the rules.
>>6149992Thank you for your service.
>>6154020I don't know why that offends me so much.
>>6156314I wanna ice her cupcakes
>>6156314sex
This fooking thread makes my salivating like a Palvov's Giraffe..
>>6157448Bro iktf I was just about to post about how this vid made my dick sproing.
>>6157449>dick sproing.yesI dont even know what that means
>>6148187His post was only 2 words long...
>>6147962You'll get it when you're older.
>>6149992I eat the leaf, and the shrimp tail :)
>>6147861Not enough cookies, duh
>>6151641No, this is misinformation. They can't survive flourinated water and largely don't exist in developed nations.
>>6157449where are the currants and raisins?
anyone got one for Baklavahad some the first time the other day with a halal snack pack and it sent me to the netherrealm
>>6158311The syrup she does is Greek style, if you want it Persian you substitute honey for rose water and saffron or other spices. If you want it Greek use walnuts instead of pistachios.
>>6158343cheers anon appreciate it
shaved ice
>>6158363I like the colours. Has anyone here had it, is it good?
>>6146772Tillamook ftw
>>6144886
>>6159558that made a better post for her socials than a photo of cake lol
>>6154058Cancer at least behaves the same way parasites do. Many people have treated cancer, even in terminal cases, using a dog dewormer called fenbendazole. See: the Joe Tippens protocol.
>>6157900looks pretty sick
>>6160083Give 100 cases where this protocol worked and where they were not on any other kind of treatments such as radiation or chemotherapy while taking anti parasitic drugs.
>>6160583Fair enough. It's probably not as effective on its own but I wouldn't throw out the baby with the bathwater when it comes to these anti-parasite drugs.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29257278/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20644115/
>>6157449The perfect bake was at 5 seconds.
GUHH
I like my wife's home cooking. she’s been making banana choc chip muffins lately.
I could eat an entire bowl of sausages right now.
>>6162215Oh, I thought this was a food thread, not just desserts... my bad, sorry.
>>6162219There is a /ck/ thread up if you’re interested.
>>6161957i would pull those out before they're fully cooked and eat the molten hot chocolate lava
>>6151641i just stopped eating sugar and that fixed it, no parasite cleanse neededalso i live in a first world country
CHESShttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/BfQFBCq0G6A>>6159081yeshttps://youtu.be/l1QZ7sdUCGc
>>6164124the coconut splitting is auditory porn
How come when I was at the mechanic these food videos were playing nonstop? Is China/Korea selling these videos for TV filler?
>>6164456your mechanic has a feeder fetish
>>6148275kek
>>6146772>are you sure this will help us sell ice cream?
>>6164817vanilla replacement is real
>>6163583Off to the Gulag then...T. Josef "Sweet tooth" Stalin
>>6144884Tried these, they were pretty good.
>>6165693>gov doesn't want you to knowlmao
>>6165728newfag, lurk two years before posting, or just fuck off back to r*ddit
>>6156314> expressionless chinese robot that makes cupcakes
>>6145178as a German I especially found the shit smear ones the most appealing
>>6157481I get it, and I think it's retarded.
>>6147962I agree. It's one thing if the plate is pretty, but why the fuck is the amount of food microscopic? Just use a smaller plate. It's retarded.
>>6144884That looks so good, fuck I hate dieting.
>>6145178At 22 seconds I was fully expecting loss.
>>6150130
>>6167760imagine dieting lol, just eat less you fat bastard
>>6168821>>6168823Just do peptides.
I should learn how to o bake and do nice sweets but I have no one to give them to except coworkers and fuck that
>>6168823>how about you eat my piss for breakfastToo much sugar for me, fatso!!!
>>6168880I used to have a lady at work who brought her cakes and cookies to work like once or twice a week. It was nice but unless you are a girl or woman you probably don't want that image
>>61688872/10 for effort. My BMI is lower than yours. Not everyone who diets to lose weight is fat.
>>6168972Believe it or not there are women who find men who bake and cook very attractive.
>>6168976Oh yeah agreed but i think there is a difference between preparing dinner for your gf or wife or family and bringing pastries wrapped in silver foil in your tupperware container for your colleagues
>>6147241that's more repulsive than indian street food
>>6169520
>>6168880Just get a food scale and follow whatever recipe you can find that gives gram measurements.>>6168972I'm a big manly man with a shitload of facial hair and muscles and I give the stuff I bake to whoever wants it, I don't give a damn.
>>6169520I'm not clicking links, convert it to an mp4 or webm.
>>6170422making macarons is such a pita but those are soo pretty they make me want to....
>>6170709 i like them because they taste good and have less calories than other desserts
>>6171300fewer
>>6171504this anon, while being a humongous cock gobbling faggot(world famous), its correct>quantityfewer/more>measured and uncountable(time, mess)less/more
>>6168825Frequent injections cause cancer.>>6171504>>6172039Based informative grammar anons.>>6172107Macarons (source: you can see the 'feet').
>>6171300Why they croding?
>>6172039>itsbut more importantly…>this anon, while being a humongous cock gobbling faggot(world famous)I feel seen
>>6172744She’s moderately attractive and undertaking feminine activity. My boner is appropriate.
>>6170480Is this just milk and rum?
>>6173325Coconut cream and rum
>>6147241I am positive this is a shitpost and I laugh every time I see it.
>>6173998>instead of having kidsretard could do both
>>6173734that sounds nasty>>6174430not in this economy
>>6147241The recipe for diabetes.
>>6156314I love you Ada, I wanna eat your puppy cakes!
>>6145325i've been to a fancy restaurant a few times. in actual gourmet places the sizes can be deceptive, the plates sometimes are huge because the visual composition is considered just as important.but also, one thing to tell apart actual fancy places from places trying to look fancy: every element on the plate is also part of the dish. you should never have decorations for the sake of it.for example i ate this tartare with colorful dots around it. those were the dipping sauces actually. even the decoration was a single fancy fry that served as the side.it was a small portion (a single fry lol) but you usually go for full courses so the small portions have a reason, there are multiple dishes to eat.
>>6175248What's the song?
>>6175762>you should never have decorations for the sake of it.unfortunately a lot of these luxury restaurants miss this part
> Have a bite.> Have a sip.You can only choose one.Choose wisely.Take special note of the periods.
>>6175779its an arrangement of musical patterns
>>6167403>but why the fuck is the amount of food microscopic?Because you eat multiple courses
>>6176221i think he meant in contrast to the plates, although the reason has already been given
>>6175779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8BTdvC95CU
>>6166367You obviously don't actually get it. Dining isn't always just about taste; it can also be an art. Taste clearly plays a large part, but presentation, aroma, texture, and even the sense of anticipation all add to the experience and can give a sense of awe over a meal. Fine dining isn't just about eating and getting sustainence, but usually about creating an experience.It's kind of like fashion. Some people make outfits that others think look silly or nonsensical, but sometimes the point is seeing what you can do and still make something functional and expressive. Fine dining is similar. A chef isn't just thinking, "How do I make this taste good?" They're also thinking, "How do I make this look memorable and create an experience?" You don't have to enjoy that kind of thing, but it isn't stupid just because it's trying to do more than satisfy hunger.
>>6176911Thanks, anon.
>>6176959>functionalHigh fashion isn't functional, wasting food isn't really functional either.
>>6146772You don't mix snow with mud
>>6177988kek
>>6178668What’s the orange stuff?
>>6146772>racemixing propaganda
>>6178974We get it. It was funny the first few times.
>>6178952when looking at other clips of the same pudding, its a biscuit they've put in a food processor and its so fine that it catches way more light, and looks much brighter than if I were a solid biscuit
