I like whisper porn. It helps me sleep. I don't understand asmr tingles. I don't get them. Post asmr.
You coomers need Gawd!
Or a good boil.
Or a good (not horny) tingle.
shoebill princess
posting a few older ones. gonna make new stuff later or tonight
>>6191566>>6191567how is she making that noise with her mouth?
>>6192425thats the predator, man
>>6192423ANB alert
>>6192425she is half asian half shoebill
>>6192425Just fluttering her tongue. You do something for a thousand hours you become an expert at it.
>>6191580>>6191581tells a lot about asmr past 2020 that a schizo nigga rambling while trimming a light switch is the best asmr we got in a while
>>6192783best asmr is low fidelity, unpredictable, unintentional. the more you fuck with it the worse it gets.no amount of expensive audio equipment and professional cameras will ever work.the only reason asmr grew as much as it did is thanks to the intimate/lewd side of it. without that, it would have remained a niche thing enjoyed through videos like medical, woo, repairs, craftsmanship, penmanship, etc.
find a juicy one in the wild. she's 100% getting banned so enjoy while it lasts.you can see her nipples harden in the first 30 sec of the video
>>6192862yuck
>>6191566>>6191586>>6192267>>6192904>>6191555asian ASMR supremacy
>>6191566>>6191567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z_RE4Wa-5Qshe streams on tiktok and its the funniest shit ever
anyone know who this is?
>>6190250>the cumbrain doesn't even understand asmrkek
>>6190254>NANORA DAZoOOOoooOOOOOOoo!!!!!! I AM WHINING VERY IRRITATINGLYYyyyYYYyyYY!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT TO PUNCTURE YOUR EARDRUMS YEEeEEEeeEEeeEeT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!For fuck's sake, how do Asian language-speaking folks not want to kill each other constantly to stop the noise? For future reference, this is NOT ASMR, my friend.
>>6193265>Asian language-speaking folksHoly plebbit speak.
>>6192862>>6193155i wish these retarded asmrtists understood what asmr actually means
>>6193268Well, what would you have called them, anon?
>>6193361Japanese, the webm is in Japanese you absolute faggot.
>>6193487That would imply that it's limited to Japanese-speaking folks, but the majority of Asian language speakers seem to do it.
>>6193490Go back.
>>6193493Been posting here long than you, champ. I guarantee it.
>>6193540niko!
>>6193494posting longer??? but yet so behind lol
>>6192862a follow up on the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CByiyYCRVns
semite wizards throw curses at you
>>6192862>>6193155>same room>same style of video>different girlthese are literal prostitutes working for some colombian pimp
>watch female asmr back in 2015>girl is thin with clear skin, happy, fit>stops posting out of nowhere>2026, get the channel recommended, she starts videos again>visibly older, fatter, used, busted etc>a lot less views even after a few uploadsgrim, the cruel march of time
>>6193698damn ur right. what the heck
>>6190685whomst?
cat
nsfw warning. very spooky
>>6194625did she really tape the mic to her cheek?
>>6195243should have taped it to her forehead and let it dangle
>>6195251im pretty sure those apple mics are powerful enough.
>>6195413Gonna nut to this later
>>6195600do not cum
>>6195413>>6195654>>6195655i hate this dullard so much
>>6190252Boobies
>>6191511This isn't even ylyl and I'm still losing.
>>6196157Tingles... in your sides?
>>6196170disgusting burp warning @1:11 bitch ass troll
does anyone have Bria ASMR?
>>6191566>>6191567very cool, thanks :)
>>6190250>>6190251
>>6196456i bet she browses this place
has someone the bitconnect asmr?
>>6196461or twitter, more likely
>>6190250I recently discovered this girl. She is the first girl to speak with a warm voice and not whispering. The constant skisses are a decent trigger
>>6197566may you link the channel?
>>6197568ASMRtina
>>6197611thanks, but that name is so generic, I am having a hard time finding the channel
>>6197566>>6197611>>6197568>>6197614ai. you have been bamboozeledered ,
>>6197611What does tapping her shithole sound like?
>>6198194wasn't me that uploaded it man im just saying it's aii am NOT black
>>6197614>>6198194that's what you plebs get for having such generic taste in womencouldn't be me
>>6192809Interesting assertion, but completely wrong for someone like me who gets much stronger tingles from much more high fidelity equipment. It's generally more rare that I get tingles from unintentional ASMR. And even when I do, I'd have likely gotten stronger, more frequent tingles if they just gave whatever it was a better microphone.And for the record, I've been watching ASMR videos since 2012. Gentle Whispering's early stuff was my gateway to the community.
>>6193851Violetsbellyasmr
>>6198501his uploads came to a crawl. he might have started some massive project he can't really finish
this is the last big project he worked on. even netflix france commented on it so maybe they are working on something with him
it was good but i can't take anything picky blinders seriously
>>6198581ty fren
>>6191551I like the first part of her jacket fitting videos where the camera is on top of the standing dummy looking down on her and she just caresses the chest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4n1odpnw78Sadly there aren't really many with that kind of top down perspective where it's just caressing.
>>6199246she moved away from those videos for some reason. they were really good
>>6192783yeah, even the lewd whores who did it for the money dipped out, it's fucking over
This is kind of niche, but does anyone have any British Asian girl ASMR recommendations?
>>6195413This POV makes no sense. If I'm laying on my stomach is my head at a 180 like I'm some sort of fucking owl?
>>6199920she is a giantess
can one die from loneliness
>>6199983I think I have the same IEMs as her.
>>6199983>>6199983>can one die from lonelinessno but you might go insane
>>6199983Apparently it's detrimental similarly to smoking when you compare risk of various disseases and stress
>>6195965what
>>6193521>>6194620Jesse Pinkman if he went for ASMR instead of cooking meth.
>>6200237I think I already am.>>6200468I'm dying in my thirties than.
>>6202349This is what Katherine de Valois looked like.
>>6192267>POV: You get abducted by Japanese extraterrestrials
>>6191566We have traded pagan druids for parasocial ASMR e-girls.
>>6202666what are you even saying?
>>6202469>Katherine de ValoisHow do you know? Also, what a strange thing to say about her.
>>6202349Name?
gumoochie is probably the tingliest "newer" channel I've come across (and by newer I mean like post-2014 but especially post-covid) - you can tell she gets it and is legitimately good at itno incessant finger flutter, tongue clicking, or contrived word repitition (my nu-asmr pet peeves - all of these can be done well, but usually only when very carefully moderated)the video in the OP is also very good and i am disappointed she does not appear to have any others where she talks that way! the rest are exclusively whispers
>>6202666>>6202669I hate how good this one always is
>>6203194I think she'd find it a compliment, if she parlez anglais.
>>6196423she would be top jav actress if she just featured in one
>>6203839>incessant finger fluttercan't fucking stand how widespread this disease has becomeand yeah gumoochie is great. always exciting when she uploads
>>6199983>>6203718It doesn't extend your mental and physical health that's for sure. I avoid close attention, personal care, tucking you in bed etc gf roleplay asmr for this reason - it is not relaxing, rather really painful.
>>6190250
I challenge you to only post channels with under 5,000 subs
>>6207853https://www.youtube.com/@calmandbeautyasmr/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@Joy.Asmr7
>>6207853last time i did this one of you niggers revealed all my sources and they grew and became boring to me>>6207859ugly mentally ill fattie and ugly horseface hag
>>6208014https://www.youtube.com/@ASMRGIRL3
>>6208014>>6207853https://www.youtube.com/@lolasmrrrhttps://www.youtube.com/@braelynasmr/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@kiniasmrhttps://www.youtube.com/@Asmrglorialuna/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@HoruASMR
>>6202666The video that got me into ASMR (unironically)
>>6198627>>6198633I think among his last videos was one where he said he had been spending way too much time on his channel that he considers a hobby and he wanted to take more free time on normal life stuff again rather than just doing ASMR on youtube in basically all of his free time
>>6207853i discover new channels all the some sub 1k subs even, but they tend to give up quicklyfrom my current sublist:activehttps://www.youtube.com/@CarolineZhang-n7whttps://www.youtube.com/@yungcacaslowhttps://www.youtube.com/@spicy-tntdeadhttps://www.youtube.com/@MIAOMIAOBOLUOhttps://www.youtube.com/@Lucilea_ahttps://www.youtube.com/@Ella-gb6jkhttps://www.youtube.com/@koalalemontartASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/@IAMASMR.https://www.youtube.com/@cuASMR/videosLucilea was a great find and I REALLY wish she continued uploading...
>>6208511It's the worst part about ASMR, when you find a really good creator who gets stuck in their sub count and gives up. Sad!
>>6209411I captured this at a volume louder than the other webms ITT. My deepest apologies
well anon... where *are* the juice?
>>6209432the juices are dripping from her pussy into my mouth
>>6207853
>>6207853yt girls need 2 be reel pretty in order to make up 4 their shit asmr content
>>6209549why did she put flowers?
>>6209541>>6209549you gonna provide source or what
>>6193561This one is pretty good
>>6209530careful anon. she knows about this place. she might be reading this now!
>>6208511I love autistic women who look like a deer in the headlights
>>6209981>>6209557>>6209549>>6209541>>6209432>>6209411enjoyed
>>6208511I'm torn between liking to watch cute girls online and realizing that the whole concept is unhealthy. This one in particular is too cute to be an e-hoe.
>>6210090the crazy part is she is a medical student and from what i've gathered 20+just really ditzy, like >>6209985 said
>>6210092Which makes it even better. Imagine, in another life you could be dating her.
>>6191588This little monkey absolutely obliterates 90% of ASMR channels. Fucking gold.
>>6210126based
>>6195413>>6195654>>6195655I’d pay good money to smell her farts
>>6210399wow this is incredibly cheaply made
>>6210269Monkey grooming has to be where the original ASMR feeling came from. Imagine just hanging out in a tree with your monkeybros while you chill out and groom each other after a long day of eating fruit and mauling your rivals.
>>6210855i just watched this and all the faucets in my home stopped working. i'm so parched now...
>>6210628that's basically the leading hypothesis, yeah
>>6191576Buddhist are such bros. They can come with the aryans when they are both forced to flee this planet.
>>6191588Look at him gooo!He looks kinda thin...
>>6192423N
>>6193230Eyes above ears...
>>6201168>No peanut butterYou fucking liar
>>6193561J##S!!I know them by their tribulations, FUCK
>>6193565Wtf!Wtf???.... ???
>>6194575Take care of your cats nasty eyegoobers
>>6195609See this is why fish were so popular back in the religious days: no death screams.
>>6201162No no. He's on to something.I see a pattern forming. Kinda triggers crack cocaine cravings I haven't felt in years.
>>6202666MOAR. Only 2 videos???? GAY!
>>6209432Fuck, She reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it. Some obscure NA actress?
>>6211392she looks like scarjo, not really obscure but might be who you're thinking of
>>6211392Winona Ryder. A decade or two younger, but Winona Ryder.
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>>6211533>>6211534>>6211537>>6211532these were supposed to be in this order, my bad
>>6211542one more
don't close your eyes don't listen to her lies
>>6211539>>6211542she great. one of the pioneers too
>>6211530Continued my record of immediately clocking Russian women without hearing their accent. They just look so distinctive.
>>6210628Alright wiseguy, if that's how it is why don't the monkeys at the zoo evolve into humans eh?
>>6211819They know better.
>>6210126To be fair, women and e-whores don't even try as hard as the males.
>>6211519>>6211509no
>>6210628>>6211320>why does fuckin my own asshole feel so good?>uhh its because your monkey ancestors liked having gay sexthat's how dumb you people sound
>>6211943OK, but that is literally also kind of true. Male excretory systems evolved such that it feels pleasurable for them to be penetrated because lack of females in some animal packs led to the alphas boning the betas. Read a book, bro.
>>6198498You sound really faggy, almost like you came from Reddit. Maybe you should stop sounding faggy or go back there.
>>6211943It's normal for male chimps to rub their genitals together as a form of social bonding and as a greeting.This does not make them gay in the human meaning of the word.Most men are explicitly not gay because we get intense instinctual disgust responses to gay intercourse of any kind. It's actually worse than being exposed to a rotting corpse and there are studies on this.Why would this be the case? Why are our closest primate relatives so different from us?It's because they mainly eat fruit, insects and plant parts, only sporadically and opportunistically hunting small game, like monkeys. And this has very likely been the case for millions of years.Meanwhile our ancestors ate rotting carrion from the savanna floor, using tools to crack open bones and later strength in numbers to steal kills. This went on in one form or another for around 1.5 million years, after which we started to hunt ever larger game in more and more sophisticated ways.Even later, with the advent of agriculture, animals started living in very close proximity to humans, often under the same roof for warmth.Swathes of people died in the early stages of this.So you see how being exposed to so much disease and so many parasites, all of which can degrade your health or outright kill you, disadvantages the continued survival of individuals that like to stick their genitals in one another's asses/feces.What makes human male homosexuality special is that they are either lacking this evolved pathogen-avoidance disgust or actually derive pleasure from it being there.Environment, culture, hormones, genes, disease - you will have to decide for yourself why this is happening.Women are much less affected because their lesbian relationships form sorts of mini-harems, which increase collective sexual market value, increasing the group's survival odds, while also missing the tooling to really get into the shit. This is why lesbians tend to be less feminine or attractive, by the way.
>>6212107this is why straight men and women don't usually engage in anal sex, fellatio and cunnilingus, which in any case are famously all very clean and pathogen-free
>>6211956k nerdnow open that ass up for me
>>6212552Yup, it's all porn (((propaganda))).Anal sex famously leads to 18 times higher HIV transmission risk and previous generation straight up banned it with sodomy laws.Only roughly a third of couples ever tried anal sex.
lads this is an asmr thread can we cool it with all the talk about buttfucking it's kinda embarrassing
>>6207853I recently discovered this one while I was looking for Twin Peaks themed ASMR https://www.youtube.com/@WhisperChick/videos
This thread wasn't bad but there was still too much thottslop
>>6209602to censor her armpit, i suppose
perhaps you should try not being such a fagyou'd enjoy life more then
speaking of pits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9fTZZXO3Mg
>>6211392she kinda looks like a young Keira Knightley
>>6214703absolute state
Do you guys really watch ASMR to sleep better or do they say it just to make asmr look socially acceptable?
>>6215485i watch asmr almost the entire day, ear licking specificallystill watch normal asmr but rarelyi also like watching it while gooningit really helps me sleep
this thread is so boring, it makes me sleepy(get it?)in all seriousness, thanks to all the anons who post the webms here. I come here every night and it always helps calm me down before bed
>>6215506>listening to ear licking the entire dayyou are fucking deranged>>6215485I really watch it to relax & fall asleep better, when I'm in bed. I only watch pretty girls but try to avoid obvious e-thot coombait, as they usually get me excited instead of sleepy.I don't ever goon to them, there are better things to goon to, and also a better time. I don't mix the two.
>>6215564you're welcome anon :)thank you for appreciating our effortonly 10% of the webms were mine, there's more webm posting anons than i expectedthank you bros
>>6215485I listen to asmr videos in bed and whilst studying. I enjoy roleplays especially medical. I hate low-effort ear licking and finger fluttering crap
>>6215485it's a total toss-up on whether it lulls me to sleep or keeps me awake desu, depends on how engaged I am into what's being said. engaged = awakeI sleep with earbuds (anker soundcore are pretty good) and if I fall asleep with said earbuds in, they'll fall out eventually during the night and I'll have to search for them in the morning. That's how I know I hit on a good video in the correct mindset to have it function as a sleep assistShort of that, what'll happen is i'll listen for 20 mins then shrug and go "meh" and pull the earbuds out.>>6215643cheers
Nurse ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvSKLkCP9X4
>>6215651video source?
>>6216647alwaysslightlysleepy, her old channel, now deleted but you can find torrents on the DHT. she's still active on a new channel and her stuff isn't _bad_ but it's pretty heavily commodified in that post-2016/post-gibi way, which bothers me>>6215564meant to reply to you as well earlier, godspeed webm appreciator
>>6215651>>6216689she looks like my father's gf
>>6215651>>6216689she looks like my father
>>6216620Whore traitor
>>6217801>>6217802awoooga oogaogaoogaoga
>>6216689She used to do porn roleplays, audio only I assume, no idea where to find them but they do exist. I really like her older asmr stuff though, her new stuff is very much like you say, commodifiedAlso I kindof wish she never showed her face, she looks dopey
>>6193358Usually I'm the one saying that, but genuinely these types of videos do it for me. There's something awkward or forced about her movements and the scratching sounds and he fact that she's doing it for gooners is a part of it too, it's like her intention of being coomerbait is contrasting with my intention of watching for asmr so that juxtaposition is weirdly triggering.The brain is a weird organ man, different strokes for different folks
>>6218164>There's something awkward or forced about her movementsbecause its literally prostitutes anon
>>6217758you're indonesian
>>6215506>>6215639>>6215647>>6215651Thanks guys for responding.
>>6211943>cool conversation about monkeys>immediately derail it into butt sexsorry anon I think your gayness may be terminal
>>6215651incredibly antisemitic webm
>>6212095my brother in christ, where the fuck do you think you are right now?You're on an asmr thread on 4chan pissing your pants about faggots. You are the faggiest of faggots.have the slightest sense of self awareness for all our sakes
>>6219761That is just amazing. You truly believe that liking the sound of women whispering is gay, don't you?Of course you're not gay. Or maybe you're admitting it? In which case, why the fuck would you reply?My observation doesn't change, though. The way you type and form sentences is the way of a massive faggot.
why is it that as /asmr/ post count grows, mental illness posting intensifies
>>6220499It's content targeted towards cortisol-spiked social retards who are starved of intimacy.
>>6211338Probably throat/lung issues leading to speech only being a whisper.
>why is it that the more crazy people talk to each other, the crazier the talk becomes?
>>6220761No they are just trying to be quiet. Unless the other guy whispering also has throat issues.
found an unintentional ASMR video, no i dont want to make it a webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxT17A40d50
>>6207447great. now i have tingles AND a boner
