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>>6192263
doesn't really look like an electric collar even. although i also would not trust anything less than a fence in that scenario.
>but he's friendly!
well i don't know that and you left it unsecured outside where finding that out means letting the dog get in nut-biting distance.

dumb rural people leaving their dogs off-leash and un-fenced, then they'll kvetch with the best of them when something happens.
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>>6192316
The video cuts off so you dont see the rest.

The UPS driver as he is leaving turns around, throws his shit off and puts his fists up and tries to rush the home owner to fight him and when the homeowner dosent do anything but ask why he did it, he turns to leave while cussing.

The guy came there and decided he wanted to fight.
>Destroys package.
>Tries to kill dog.
>Tries to fight home owner.

His job is cooked, its done, if he had an issue where he felt unsafe he should have just sat the package at the front and left, the homeowner was outside too.
"hey could you come get this, I dont trust your dog"

Easy, but instead he
>Destroyed property.
>Assaulted dog
>Intimidated home owner with intent to assault.

He's fucked and retarded and I am tired of having to coddle these hot headed faggots in the world because they got bullied in school and now think they are tough.
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>>6192317
>Extremely embarassing tranny wall of text

Seriously?
That dog was clearly aggressive and rushing towards the guy, the man had done nothing wrong. What other option did he have?
You should kill yourself ASAP retarded tranny faggot airhead. Kill your entire family beforehand for extra points.
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>>6192319
The UPS driver was leaving, had already turned around and was half way down the drive way when he turned around, threw his shit off, and charged the owner onto the grass with his fists up.
You clearly are the type of anon who would get shot by a CC and have no rights to speak to me ever again HOT HEAD!

Time to grow up before you become another Timmy with his brains blown out because you didn't get your parking space.
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>>6192320
So now the issue is the following assault? Which he clearly deserved, doesn't matter if he is a hothead, and it doesn't mean I'd do it either. Understanding all of that is too much for you though, you probably have an aggressive dog yourself and that's why you are making a pointless case. You should kill it too before killing yourself.
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>>6192323
>Cant read.
>Tells somebody to kill themselves.
OH NO! A MUSLIM! RUN EVERYBODY! HES GOT A HOT HEAD AND READY TO BLOW!
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They say 4chan doesn't need islam but then posted threads like this. Fuck golem wallahi.
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>>6192336
A dog's life is worth more than all the muslims on the planet combined.
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>>6192343
Even shitbulls are better.
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>>6192336
Told you he was a hot headed Muslim.
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>>6192023
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>>6192543
>dog stroller
these people treat their pets like children but they would never ever have children of their own, what do you call this mental illness?
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>>6192576
Anti-natalism.
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>>6192576
>>6192593
why do you put these people down, but then think they should be parents? Only the best of people should be parents otherwise you're just going to get more NPCs in society at best and worst case more degenerates making it even worse. It's like you're seething that they opt out of the burden from being a parent rather than just making a better future for the next generation
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>>6192013
what an annoying song
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>>6192878
>why do you put these people down
because they're clearly using their pets as a substitute for children without realizing it
>>6192878
>It's like you're seething that they opt out of the burden from being a parent
>burden
the one positive thing about anti-natalists such as yourself and these pet "parents" is that you're a self-correcting problem, your lineage will die with you and the world will be an objectively better place without it
the only sad part is that you think you're being virtuous but in reality you're depriving yourself of the most fulfilling part of life, but that's your prerogative
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>>6192936
it's the other way around. Most people use their children as substitutes for pets.

>you're a self-correcting problem
sure, you say this while the population of browns and blacks skyrockets. Here's a hint, none of these people think about the future at all and don't care about the future wellbeing of their kids or their country. They just have kids out of mistake or out of ego.

> in reality you're depriving yourself of the most fulfilling part of life
hence what I said, the ego.

I do think kids can be a beautiful thing, but 90% of people make horrible parents and the kids end up as NPCs.
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>>6192948
>Most people use their children as substitutes for pets.
you're living example of this quote "It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible."
>sure, you say this while the population of browns and blacks skyrockets. what does this have to do with you being a self-correcting problem? again, you're either too retarded or just pretending not to understand what i'm saying
>ego
leave it to an anti-natalist to argue that ego is a bad thing
>90% of people make horrible parents and the kids end up as NPCs.
i assume you think you're part of the 10% that don't end up as NPCs? ironic if so
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>>6192951
You're the one criticizing people for not having kids despite them likely not making good parents and then trying to make a political statement out of it.
This is literally just a fun dog thread, but you look at any tiny excuse to seethe at people who choose a different lifestyle than you. From the video you can't even tell if they have kids, or don't, or plan to. You literally don't know anything about them but inject your OWN mental illness narrative in an unrelated thread.
You're the same thing as these leftist crazies who spot any excuse to blame Trump/conservatives/white men or whatever in their lives.
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>>6192955
>You're the one criticizing people for not having kids despite them likely not making good parents and then trying to make a political statement out of it.
ironic that you speculate about their lives which in your head is ok, but in the next sentence you admonish me for doing the same?
>inject your OWN mental illness narrative in an unrelated thread
you think me pointing out that they're treating their dog as substitute for children is a mental illness but transporting your dog around in a stroller and treating it as a baby isn't?
i want to remind you that you're calling me mentally ill for saying having children is fulfilling while you're arguing for what amounts to suicide, what do you call your narrative then?
>You're the same thing as these leftist crazies who spot any excuse to blame Trump/conservatives/white men or whatever in their lives.
i'm glad you posted this and in the previous post about browns and blacks to signal to me that you're in fact not one of those crazy leftists despite being captured by their suicidal ideology and thus are basically indistinguishable from them
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>>6192958
I literally don't care about them. I'm just saying it's crazy to bring this up in a dog thread.

> having children is fulfilling
I don't disagree.

I'm just saying people can be fine either way and it's crazy 1) to feel everyone has to live the same as you, 2) to bring this up in a dog thread, 3) to put people down for something while thinking they'd miraculously make good parents and that the kids should just needlessly suffer and make others suffer because for some reason you think they aren't already fulfilled? To me it seems more like you feel they shouldn't just get to enjoy their lives and should feel the burden of being parents like you have.

Go anywhere poor and you'll see most parents look miserable as fuck. I don't think there's a clear path for anyone to take, but if poor it's probably better to not have kids. I personally wouldn't benefit from more competition out there or people taking up resources and government gibs. The only thing that could be a net positive is if there were more smart productive people (ideally whites/Japanese).
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>>6192963
>1)
when have i ever said people should live the same life as me?
>2)
why are you pretending like i'm out of place voicing my opinion about millenials getting pets as substitutes for children but you arguing with me is not? you're acting like such a faggot, if you're not interested in having a conversation about it, don't reply to the post
>3)
you don't disagree that having children is fulfilling but at the same time you think life is suffering and we shouldn't bring any more kids into it because it's basically just hell on earth, but people can enjoy their lives with pets instead of children? your ideology makes no sense, which is not surprising considering you're an anti-natalist
>muh suffering
more anti-natalist drivel, if life is such a drag for you i'm really curious why you haven't killed yourself yet to get rid of all the pain? honest question
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>>6192969
I love life, love dogs and want to see as much enjoyment as I can while still here, plus I wouldn't want to bring suffering to my parents/siblings/friends. I had one friend who actually had a wife and kid but killed himself after getting into some bad health issues and it was pretty horrible for everyone for years.
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>>6192263
you're dysgenic.
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>>6192878
>but then think they should be parents
nobody said that.
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>>6192014
What a guy
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>>6192023
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>>6192969
You're a faggot, let people treat their dogs like their kids and mind your business
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>>6193128
this
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>>6192327
is this where balloons come from?
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>>6193128
> let people treat their dogs like their kids and mind your business
or what? what are you gonna do about it?
go and buy more diapers and toys for your child substitute, faggot
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>>6192576
Are you employed, anon?
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>>6193558
>Are you employed, anon?
yes
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>>6192263
fucking based
I love dogs but keep them in check
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>mfw
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>>6192014
D-darius ?
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>>6193444
LMFAO, bro you killed me just now
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>>6192013
>puts the camera in front of the dog
>the video is recording from the back of the dog's head
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>>6193560
Follow up question: doing what, exactly?
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>>6192263
The only rational move
"it's friendly!" yeah I'll risk my life doing my shit job and gamble if the dog running towards me bites my arm or leg, maybe severs some nerves and I'll never be the same again
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>>6192023
Would be nice if he didn't film behind the counter. Can't even see the damn thing the guy is holding. What a retarded filmer.>>6192023
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>>6197201
i'm a merchant, why are you asking?
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>>6192263
justified response. Dog won't be seriously hurt, human will be safe. If their little shit dog nips him, the dog is put down and killed. If he gets hurt bad, it gets put down and killed. If it gets scared off from clearly not very heavy box, nobody is bit, nobody is killed.
But shitslime scumfucks should keep their dogs LEASHED or FENCED.
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>>6195262
Why do zoomers thin cutting off videos abruptly adds to whatever is funny? fucking pricks
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>>6195564
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>>6192263
BASED
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>>6192263
every dog should experience this once
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>>6193683
always rember hapy day!
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>>6197182
The knowledge is preordained.
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>>6198246
It is funny
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>>6192263
Muslim hands
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>>6193097
I did
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>>6198246
they're not funny
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>>6200393
first half of sound reminds me of sleeping spiders in grounded.
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>>6192576
Old thread so this may never reach you but they're more of a wheelchair equivalent than a baby stroller. I'm sure your complex psychoanalysis fits some cases, but that is the much simpler answer to your question. Doggy wheelchairs.
As you know dogs are better runners in shorter distances than human beings but they lose in longer walks. So, when dogs get older and have joint problems putting them in a basket to be with them all day is better than putting them down. Plus, dogs in a basket are allowed in most urban areas where they're not allowed even leashed. I'm saying all this because I didn't understand dog strollers myself until my dog got older and needed them RIP. Somethings may look insane from the outside but totally makes sense in another Anon.
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>>6200508
thanks for your reply but i know what a dog stroller is
do you disagree that there's a culture of treating your pets as children then?
i actually do like dogs, otherwise i wouldn't click on this thread but treating them as children and especially when you don't have children of your own should be classified as a mental illness
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>>6193092
>>6193567
>>6200354
>You WILL get bitten and tackled by my Pibble and you WILL like it.
>If you have a problem with that you're le dysgenic muslim nazi!!
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>>6200160
That'd kill her.
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A bit of islam in your life woukd fix this dog problem very fast
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>>6193382
where did you get this video of me?
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>>6195813
CONDITION ORANGE
CONTACT IMMINENT
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>>6200577
Oh, thanks. A bit of sugar in your gas tank will fix your knock, too.
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>>6200666
Wow, thanks Satan
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>>6200666
>A bit of sugar in your gas tank
ZESTY
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>>6197417
its just a food wrapper from the garbage you idiot.
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>>6192263
How come dog threads always attract some angry brownoid with a terminal case of dog hatred but cat threads receive literally nothing like that despite cat owners having a much higher chance of being childless redditors.
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>>6200523
Sorry for my original comment being worded so condescendingly, I didn't expect a reply at all DESU. About what you said, I don't disagree with some people using dogs as a baby substitute. I've met them in real life and they're really weird. But the thing is, I see it as a self-prescribed medicine rather than a disease. At the end of the day, they're just coping with what they've got. And let's face it, not all people have what it takes to be a good parent let alone being one. Whether they were born with a physical disability being unable to bear children, not being well off economically, or just being plain childish mentally... there are many reasons for them being childless doggy parents. Not all good reasons but reasons. But at the end of the day who are they really hurting? They're showing affection to another living being. Them muddying the line between humans and dogs may be problematic in the short term but it won't really matter because they'll die out eventually.
On a bigger picture, I do find the modern trend of treating infantilizing everyday responsibilities horrible. "Adulting" such a disgusting word. But on the good side, for every toy they buy the less they drink for every bubbly personality the lower occurrence of violent crimes. The world is getting safer in a way. I do find it sad the dying out of good traditions, but as all good traditions go, they will make a return. Think of the hippies we did have last century, but look where they are gone and where we are now. "Thinning out the herd" may be going too far and edgy for my taste but at least you'll have to agree with me that global overpopulation is a problem that needs solving. And as history goes, this is the least violent solution.
So yeah, if you agree doggy strollers can be used as a tool, I don't mind using doggy strollers as a wheelchair equivalent. And while I do find doggy parents weird but them being a disease? Nah not really.
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>>6200666
bingo bango, sugar in the gas tank. your ex-husband strikes again.
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>>6200753
>they're just coping with what they've got. And let's face it, not all people have what it takes to be a good parent let alone being one.
yes, i agree, it's cope
they're afraid of doing what they really want to do, which is to have children
do you think the kinds of people who buy dog strollers for their dogs would be bad parents?
>But at the end of the day who are they really hurting?
themselves
what do you call an animal that "decided" not to procreate? i would call it suicidal or at the very least sick/mentally ill
no other species behaves this way except for humans, and it's in no small part thanks to societal conditioning
>They're showing affection to another living being. Them muddying the line between humans and dogs may be problematic in the short term but it won't really matter because they'll die out eventually.
i don't really care what these people do and you're right, it's somewhat of a self-correcting problem
but society has conditioned them to use pets as substitutes for children, that's not something we should be hand-waving away and say "to each his own", especially when young people will look at them and think
>"well that's not so bad, i think i'll become a dogmom because having children DOES sound expensive and scary"
i feel the same way about trannies and faggots, they're being enabled by well-meaning but gullible people to make their fetishes their whole personality
they're condemned to a lifetime of misery but as long as they don't physically hurt anyone, society deems that it's fine
>but at least you'll have to agree with me that global overpopulation is a problem that needs solving.
no
Africa and India has an overpopulation problem
US and Europe have the opposite problem
i don't want millions of sub-saharan africans and indians to replace the suicidal population of western countries, i want the suicidal population of western countries to stop being suicidal
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>>6200717
We don't need christcuck opinions.
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>>6200948
Nailed it.
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>>6201054
Look who tried the sugar trick!
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>>6197182
>seeing a lot of Irish wolfhounds trending lately.

Please don't actually get one people for fuck's sake. They live like 8 years tops and always fucking die to their guts exploding because they were genetically cooked up overnight to replace an extinct breed. They are very cool, very nice dogs but you'll pay six dogsworth for a dog that lasts half a dogsworth even if you're very lucky.
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>>6200949
>my life for yours
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>>6200907
doo doo doo doo doo doo, ahh honey honey
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>>6200740
Cat threads get the same shit, if mods did their jobs they would be banned
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>>6200308
it's shitty and unfunny
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>>6201888
>mods please ban opinions i need an ethnostate :((((
ok christcuck
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>>6192327
Reminds me of my brother's dog a few weeks ago, died because it swallowed a ball. Was miraculously resuscitated with CPR by an in-law after she removed the ball.
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>>6202124
good riddance
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>>6202128
You can not read, and you are brown.
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>>6202121
Off topic edgy posting to ruin a threads vibe isn't an opinion its just being an immature faggot

You need to be an adult to post here
Come back when you have a fully functioning brain anon
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>>6200949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekNUgzfhUm8
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>>6197182
>AI slop
fuck off
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>>6202443
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>>6193078
Is this mimicking an actual song? It feels autotuned to match something else.
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>>6192878
>Only the best of people should be parents
That just isn't how real life works at all and if it did, we'd probably be extinct by now
>It's like you're seething that they opt out of the burden from being a parent rather than just making a better future for the next generation
Yeah, if you can't see why that would be a significant issue for our species (and worthy of the ire of others) then you might be the shortsighted one, not them
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>>6198246
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>>6201507
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>>6201457
I appreciate this advice. my wife's been liking the look and temperament of these big guys lately, so it's good to know they're not a good investment.
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>>6203846
did she want her new dildos to smell like a real dog?
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>>6203846
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>>6203879
Pitbulls raised by white families of class are always the best dogs. The ones raised in the hood/holler are shit.
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>>6204200
>the grin twitching at 50s out of a single plucked string
fukken love golden retrivers
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>>6204280
You have no choice, you simply have to love them.
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>>6203882
Until they get older and murder a toddler... The issue isn't with training them. Any dog is a GREAT dog for years and years. But they age. Old animals simply GET dementia. You can't train them to not do that. They get cancers that cause constant pain, and pain meds that reduce inhibition.
My big boy Captain was the best dog you could imagine, and only half pibble. But when he was 8 he got cancer, and while on his meds my buddy Nick came in without knocking like he normally does. Captain was too doped up to recognize him, and nipped. Just a single quick nip and barking. TWENTY TWO STITCHES in the emergency room later, Nick has a couple 4 inch nasty scars on his thigh. Thank GOD he was a grown man and not that baby.
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>>6193685
From working at a doggy day care for years I can tell you that Shibas are cute occasionally and absolute little shits the rest of the time.

>>6203846
I wish to one day experience the pure nirvana that is felt by a dog with a job to do.
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>>6204420
All dogs do that, not just pitbulls. I work with dogs and I've only been lunged at by a handful of dogs - a great dane, a poodle, a chihuahua, two labs, and a border collie/pit mix. Every breed needs to be trained to see people as friends instead of competition or a threat. Upper middle class people can own basically any breed of dog and it's never an issue, but almost all dogs owned by white trash are a threat, even if it's a golden retriever. Rottweilers, dobermans, pits, chihuahuas, and german shepherds are the chosen victims favored by the retarded lower class.

>>6204426
Shibas are full of rage for reasons I can't really begin to fathom. Alongside poodles and herding dogs they're one of the breeds I try to avoid dealing with unless I know the dog already.
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>>6204665
How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast?
Did you know I know a woman who is very tall? She's 5'0.
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>>6204668
The only reason you know the answer to the breakfast question is because someone told you. If you got asked that question before hearing about it you would have said BUT I DID HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING!

Fat faggot retard on 4chan doesn't know a god damn thing. More at 11.
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>>6204731
How mad does "per capita" make you?
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>>6204765
You are a bot
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>pitcuck's head starts spinning when statistics are even hinted at
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>>6204665
>All dogs are same
Robots made of flesh and blood are the greatest of the man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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>>6204943
>all dogs are the same, my pitties are the same, but those hecking shibas suddenly aren't :(((
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>>6204914
Your statistics are wrong, and that's the part that's funny to me.
>HUR DURR PER CAPITA
Yeah, per capita pitbulls aren't even in the top 5 for dog attacks. Pitbulls make up like 65% of the total dog population and account for 60% of fatalities or 40% of all bites. Over 70% of fatal dog attacks are committed by FERAL dogs. Find me a single instance of a real pitbull that wasn't someone's feral backyard trash nigger breeding stock mauling someone without cause and I'll find you two of non-pitbulls. You don't know how animals work. You don't know how dogs think. You don't know what genetics even is. You are a retard who fell for retarded niggerisms and fake news media. Every single person who works with dogs for a living will tell you that pitbulls are sweet and retarded by nature. You know why you don't see pitbulls trained as police dogs? They couldn't get a socialized pit to bite someone on command like they could with a german shepherd. I think a single pit out of the entire experiment was ever able to bite consistently, literally just one.

>>6204979
Learn to read you stupid fucking nigger. Not all dog breeds are the same, and not even all dogs within a single breed are the same. Shibas attach to their owners and are notoriously hard to rehome, they're guard dogs who do not like strangers or people outside their home. Saying they were full of unfathomable rage was a joke. Ask anyone who works with dogs what their top 3 favorite and least favorite breeds are to work with. In their favorite will probably be retrievers, bullies, and spaniels, their least favorites will probably be shepherds, poodles, and miniature/toys (think chihuahua, jack russell, dachsund). I've had poodles that were calm and pleasant and labradors that wanted to rip my face off, but for the most part this is pretty standard.
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>hey guys let me just compare my shitbull to... FERAL DOGS!
Are we good?
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>>6205237
You are brown with an IQ less than room temperature.
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>>6192263
kek
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>>6205034
cool now let's do
>pitbulls as % of total pet dogs
and
>pet pitbull attacks as a % of total pet dog attacks
try not to muddy the waters with stats about ferals
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>>6205363
>pitbulls as % of total pet dogs
Nearly 100% of all dogs in the US are kept as pets, you don't see feral roaming packs very often, so the percentage will likely be roughly the same.

>pet pitbull attacks as a % of total pet dog attacks
0.12% of total bites, 0.18% of total fatalities. The rest are "non-resident" pitbulls. Also, over 50% of all dog attacks in general are provoked attacks (someone approached the dog, attacked the dog, tried to break up a dog fight, etc.)

Fun fact, labs bite almost as many people as pitbulls do according to surveys. Statistics come from police reports and hospitalizations, so only the serious ones inflicted by bigger dogs are reported. Lab bites are also the only breed bite which are increasing year over year rather than being steady.

I have no problem with portraying the stats exactly as they are and without any confusion on the subject. I don't like pitbulls, I just hate bandwagoning mega niggers who can't fucking read.
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>>6200740
Well.
Many second and third world nations have serious issues with feral dogs running amok.
If its not personal experience from being attacked, it might be a cultural thing that built up over time.
People get attacked by packs of feral mutts, then teach their children about how dogs are dangerous and filthy
Over generations, that piece of situational common sense becomes applied to dogs universally through chinese whispers and the intermingling of related ideas.
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>>6205034
>so guys, here's why my shitbull is not violent... >compared to fucking feral dogs
I can't stop laughing.
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>>6200354
I never understood this response. What is wrong with you?
Isn't it best for everyone involved if the dogs are properly restrained?
You can show your love for dogs by providing proper training and a good routine. Dogs love their schedule. A properly trained dog will be calmer and will live longer by being protected from risks like getting clubbed to death by an angry dad for biting the kid's face off.
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>>6205565
Compared to all dogs. You are retarded. I'd be worried to think you could reproduce if it wasn't obvious you'll never see a naked woman.
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>>6200762
>look at mom
As cute the dog is, the woman in the video is clearly using the dog as child replacement.
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>>6205767
It's going to learn to play it with its feet soon, you'll never hear the last of it.
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>>6205782
perfect
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>>6201457
>>6203668
>Investment
Anyone whose priority is time per dollar absolutely should not get such a wonderful dog. Also, don't get them from shitty breeders and they won't have health problems
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>>6206020
>don't get them from shitty breeders and they won't have health problems
Life expectancy is directly correlated to organism size regardless of other heritable factors. That's why chihuahuas live like 25 years and mastiffs live like 6. Nothing (or at least not much) to do with breeding. Typically, yeah, a well-bred and cared for animal exceeds normal life expectancy (all my cats lived over 20 years), but you're not getting much more above that with a giant breed like a wolfhound. Also, some breeds have been fucked by inbreeding for so long that it is literally IMPOSSIBLE to get a dog without certain physical issues. 100% of Cavalier spaniels have brains too big for their skulls, and 100% of French bulldogs can't properly breathe - you'd have to crossbreed them to get rid of these issues now. Not sure if the guts thing anon mentioned is one of those, but it wouldn't surprise me. Even if not, to avoid a widespread genetic issue that's, say, prevalent in 80% of a breed's population, would cost an INSANE amount of money since they can (and will) charge a super premium for an extra rare and healthy dog. Which will probably only give you an extra 1-2 years max anyway. That's even if you can properly vet a "good" breeder from a bad one who themselves have done a ton of research and put a ton of personal effort in to make it happen - most are not, but want you to think they are.

Also, it's not psychopathic to say that you don't want your heart shattered on a regular basis more than once a decade on average. I've stopped keeping bunnies and rats for that exact reason.
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>>6200949
wiener dogs are so cute
I love dachshunds
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>>6204665
Pitbulls are made for fighting wild animals to the death and designed specifically for killing. They have a greater jaw strength than almost any breed of dog, and an intense prey drive causing them to latch on for killing blows. Their entire design philosophy is to latch onto a neck and kill their target. They are bred for combat and death, that is why they are stocky and strong. Their breed has heightened aggression. Am I saying you can't own them? No. But saying they're "the same" as other dogs is the height of stupidity.
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>>6206038
They were not bred to kill the target, only harass and slow it down, they don't "go for the neck" more than others. They also only have heightened aggression for prey and other dogs, for humans they have greatly reduced aggression. I never said they're the same as other dogs. The potential for mauling and death by a pitbull is on par with much bigger dogs like mastiffs, which is obvious to anyone.

What seems to be much less obvious is how the mind of a dog actually works, and how its instincts function. The entire point of socialization is to make humans an important but distinct entity in a dog's mind - we're not prey to be eaten, or a fellow dog to vie for dominance with, we are weird upright aliens who provide them with food, water, shelter, and attention. Any dog, if not provided with this association, will lump humans into the "potential threat" category that belongs to anything that isn't a dog or prey animal. Yes, they will act tame at times, especially if you feed it, but they will never safely be your friend - they will stay on guard around you and won't hesitate to attack, because all you are to them is another resource. There is no barrier to attack in the mind of a dog that hasn't been socialized, meaning EVERY dog that has missed the narrow puppyhood window for socialization is a potential threat. Obviously, a feral chihuahua isn't nearly as dangerous as a feral rottweiler, but the underlying mechanics of how a dog attack happens are exactly the same. Some breeds, like shibas, do not make a broad "people" category even when perfectly socialized, they only have exceptions to the rule, which is why they are hard to rehome and are typically used as guard dogs. Pitbulls aren't one of those, either, they're like most breeds in that respect.

This is the main reason I tell people to almost never adopt from a shelter. You have no idea if you just custom ordered a timebomb or an actual companion if it's older than a year.
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>>6206044
Holy shit you're literally a cultist.
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>>6206053
A cultist of reality? I thought that was just called not being fucking retarded. Dogs aren't people, they don't have morality and ethics and they don't think critically before they act. Every single person who deals with dogs regularly will tell you this. Every study done on dog behavior and dog genetics proves this. If you think anything different than what I wrote, you're the cultist with a sub-80 IQ who can't read and just listens and believes whatever other sub-IQ brainlets spew at you, with no reflection or critical thought whatsoever. You can literally google this shit, and I every time the topic comes up I have to spoonfeed it to some of you mongoloids. I know at least some of you are trolling, but some of you probably aren't, and I don't know how you could function in society outside of the welfare state. You probably don't even know what adblock is.
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>>6206055
Let us all know how treating your precious little pibble angel like a human baby works out for you

Dogs aren't humans.
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>>6193683
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NNNNNNNIIIII WOOF
NNIIGGG WRROOGHWOOF
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>>6200740
It's almost as if dogs are potentially dangerous whereas cats can at most give you a light welt
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>>6204420
>my anecdotes dictate my entire life, and they should define yours, too
Wew, I'm sorry about that autism, little buddy
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>>6197675
>>6204420
>nip
is this the new dogfag thing? can't even admit that dogs bite anymore...
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>>6206053
Figuratively a cultist. The youth and all the browns were a huge mistake
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>>6206124
nip = small dog bite
bite = bigger dog bite
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>>6206143
The twenty two stitch nip.
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>>6206156
okay but I'm the top guy you replied to not the bottom
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>>6206120
A cat can do more than that you idiot. The danger level of a dog varies tremendously depending on breed but you wouldn't know that since the kind you are used to are mongrel strays on the streets of your 3rd world shithole.
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>>6192030
I would never ever trust a dog that large near a child like that.
One bite and its over.
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>>6192263
Based.
Nigger dogs get nigger treatment.
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>>6192332
Frens
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>>6206971
Yeah, that one left me a little queasy. People do this all the time, too. That dog is big enough that it doesn't even have to bite, it could just trip, roll over, or whip out a paw and smack the baby on accident to seriously injure or kill them. Even a well groomed dog has nails that could hurt a baby pretty bad in like a split second.
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>>6206971
>>6207075
>t. pitbull owners
anyone who owns a nice dog aka knows they are safe around babies
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>>6207180
Dogs are dogs, you retard. If a kid pinches it or twists its ear it could snap because of pain or fear. Even if it doesn't mean to hurt a kid or would never ever hurt a fly (like pibble owners love to say), a big dog can step on a kid, roll over on a kid, get too excited during play and hurt the kid, etc.
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>>6206120
You clearly have a lack of understanding of how much damage a cat can do. I have two of them, and when playing with thick leather gloves on, their actual strength is apparent. I've also heard a few stories about people needing quite a few stitches from breaking up cat fights. Their claws are not to be fucked with, and even a well trained cat can give significant cuts by accident.
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>>6206156
Yea the point is that a pibble's "small bite" is so much more destructive than a real dog's "small bite," they're not comparable.

If my dog had been a poodle or a retriever (the most common dogs to bite) it would have been painful without drawing blood.

That's why pibbles are by basically the only "pets" that cause injury or death. They aren't any more prone to biting or not, but ALL dogs reach an age where they're in pain and on meds, and when it eventually happens its either a normal dog causing a minor nuisance, or its a pibble literally murdering a whole ass person.
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>>6207427
>ass person
so pibbles will come after me for liking big butts and being unable to lie?
i suppose it makes sense on some level, that breed is very used to niggers - and just look at what DMX did.
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>>6207427
>If my dog had been a poodle or a retriever (the most common dogs to bite) it would have been painful without drawing blood.
You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Poodles and retrievers shred people too, especially kids. The problem is that pitbulls don't bite once as a warning, which most breeds do, if they are biting you they are going to actively maul you. Other breeds draw blood all the goddamn time - MOST bites that get reported (so, they DO draw blood or are otherwise serious) are not from pitbulls. A dog that bites you not as a warning is going to fuck you up regardless of what breed it is.

>That's why pibbles are by basically the only "pets" that cause injury or death.
Chihuahuas technically have a kill count. Even if you assume the stats are correct, 40% of dog deaths are not from pitbulls, that's pretty fucking far from being the "only" ones that kill people.

>ALL dogs reach an age where they're in pain and on meds
Pitbulls are literally less likely to bite in this scenario than other breeds. They don't have redirection aggression - if something else is hurting them, they won't turn on whatever person is nearby, like literally all other breeds will. You are safer around a socialized pitbull whose paw was just ripped off than you are next to a socialized poodle with a sharp stone caught between its toes.
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>>6206120
people have died from clawings
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>>6202998
>That just isn't how real life works at all and if it did, we'd probably be extinct by now
We will go extinct soon thanks to genetic refuse mindlessly breeding and not being sterilized
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>>6207475
>if they are biting you they are going to actively maul you.
Thanks for reiterating the point so succinctly. When the dog is old enough to murder its owner, that 'warning bite' is the only thing standing between peaceful euthanasia and tragedy.
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>>6205034
You are misinformed.
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>>6208342
Any dog which is willing to give a "warning bite" is also willing to maul and kill, it's only a matter of time. Any dog showing aggression whatsoever (unless for a job like guarding or police work) should be immediately euthanized, breed literally does not matter with this. A warning bite from a large dog can kill a child just as easily as a full-blown mauling from a pit. Neither is acceptable.

>>6208352
I work with dogs and I actively not only read all the research being done in this area, but I review and analyze it. What I say is not an opinion, it is as close to objective fact on the subject as we have.



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