Anyone have that lady that mistook bump for cocaine. Shit was cash.
>>6195878The funniest part of this is that was the result of a prank call that the news station believed without verification kek
>>6195911it was an intern at the NSTB who tipped the station with an official line, and they never double checked or read the names out loud beforehand.
>>6195914I'd buy that fucker a beer.
>>6195901Tbf police officers and other government officials should be the social most venerable people
>>6195893The reversed one when they're working on assembling IKEA furniture is a great edit
>>6195901hahaha I barely held it in cus I am in the office
>>6195914i think the report was that the intern 'confirmed' the names. my interpretation of this is that the newsroom called the NTSB with the names and an intern said oh yeah sure thats true.
>>6196208>that white guyok come fucking on that cant be real
>>6196208loved that boondocks episode,
>>6196240the white guy part was added in.
>>6196282first phase of undeveloped dementia.here's the full interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbfXp8_qjo
>>6196183I've been to that city. East Bay Area, CA.
>>6196240>Gabriel Diaz>Black
>>6195966Yea that will make sane police officers... fuckin retard
>>6196349he meant to reply to>>6196208
>>6196181nah, they had a NTSB number, call to ask for any scoop, the intern was the one who picked up the call and gave them a huge scoop with the pilots' names.
>>6196182I don't get what the issue is here.
>>6196404>East Bay Area, CAI'm stuck here too bro
>>6195893those tv tables look a lot cheaper than i would've thought
>>6195903criminally underrated
>>6197043Los Angeles Rapers would've worked too. They brought in every whiteboy they could to try and get people to watch after Lebron wrecked the league.I think white and latin-x audiences have moved to hockey and soccer.
>>6195903not sure if its here
>>6195879Was the sound edited in?
>>6195897>zoomers.webm
>Over_9000_penises_Oprah_Winfrey.webm
>>6195903
>>6195903>>6197404Aw man, just while I was looking for mine. This one has more of the segment, at least.
>>6197376>>6197404>>6197412kek and we are supposed to take them seriously.?
>>6197503
>>6197525lol thanks for the reminder to watch brass eye again, it's been too many years since i checked my old dvd
>>6195893i can almost make it through but always lose at the shaking empty chair
>>6195901Hell yeah
>>6197721still to this day annoyed that 16 y/o me in '99 thought ali g was funny.before any autists reee, yes i know the gay angel character he's playing in this bum-in-the-face-of-eminem skit isn't the ali g character.the point is sascha baron cohen was/is a subversive jew piece of shit cunt.fuck him and fuck everything he's shat out.absolute prick.
>>6197504>Fall fashionReality writes its own best jokes.
>>6197800Man, I wish I caught that. Good job.
>>6196183kek I remember this one, you don't happen to have the longer version do you.?
>>6195901
>>6197513keeeeek
>>6197569Splatted by a roboplegic wrongcock
Sorry no sound
>>6197743what did he do?
>>6198732anon thought borat was real. many such cases
>>6197503YOU JUST KNOW
>>6197507ONE IS SIMPLY AWARE
>>6197513lmao
>>6198290c-cute
>>6197503The knowledge is already within you
>>6198047I could be from Tibet.
>>6198290>wiping the lens with some random pocket napkinScratches, scratches everywhere.
>>6197504>Girl falls>People laugh>Metal riff startsSIE IST EIN MODEL UND SIE SIETH GUT AUS
Does any one have DeeDee Mega DooDoo?
>>6197397The stop sign was edited in you dingus
>>6200652
>>6200684Lol thanks anon, this one always cracks me up.
>>6200684Isn't the clip a lot longer?
>>6195897can't blame themsportsballs and burger sportsballs especially are boring as fuck
>>6197514lmfao
>>6196469>>6195937>>6195911He got fired for this btw. Dude sacrificed his job for that joke
>>6197721this is the prime example of celebrity humiliation. hehe, fuck eminem anyway.
>>6198732>sex is le funny
>>6195897>"They're all completely transfixed by the technology.">Boomers everywhere cheer, as they sit unmoving staring at their TV for hours on end
>>6202210Marshall is great.
>>6195893Based, they will be rotting in hell, but they will still be based.
>>6195878
>>6200575there's a transparent cover plate on top of the lens.
>>6200575>random pocket napkinYou clearly don't know that sharks roam the streets of Japan, therefore Japanese women always carry the softest tissue around to clean the mess off themselves without damaging their skin. This was much more of an issue in the early 2000 but society still hasn't fully recovered as evidenced by the webm
>>6197514kek
>>6197497>and we are supposed to take them seriouslyIf you ever did you're already too far gone.
>>6195903>the mask worked
>>6205043kek
>>6200686>In the be-nigging
>>6195903You nauseate me! You really are a heel!
>>6202723hahahaha
>>6195893Memri TV is a confirmed israeli psyop.
>>6198290God I wish I was that camera...
>>6201305>phYsIcAl ActIvItIEs
>>6198732Mass broadcast of sinister degeneracy
Bump.
>>6195878>The chief asked if the victim had been crushed, to which the firefighter replied "like someone dropped a pumpkin."Ouch.
>>6201060Baseball is definitely not a spectator sport.
>>6202342The difference is tye boomer sitting in front of the TV all day isn't a vapid narcissist like the women of this generation.
>>6202342What's next, you're gonna say heroin is healthier than meth?
>>6210123>The difference is tye boomer sitting in front of the TV all day isn't a vapid narcissisthahaha. you sho' 'bout dat? i take it you haven't met many boomers then.doesn't matter what generation or race you are, vapidity and narcissism seem to be the baseline for an extremely large % of the population.always has been, always will be. mankind doesn't fundamentally change much, just takes on different guises but it boils down to the same ancient traits from time immemorial.
>>6197397That's definitely not real. Actual stop signs are at minimum 2x as big as the one that "hit" her.
>>6195901If I was superman, I would force that entire city to watch Clannad for this transgression.
>>6197397The whole thing is edited.
>>6200681>>6210609>>6210584Could have sworn, I had seen that before with a fish hitting her (and a different sound, which prompted me to ask).After looking up the original from 2015: Nothing hit Teresa at all.
>>6200686thats not him, someone dubbed the clip (said someone is southern African, probably Malawian, by accent)t. safferer
>>6196240whitest /pol/ack
>>6195901>his punishment>a day off work so he can devote that time to shit posting
>>6197376
>>6197513ffs i was not expecting that
>>6197743fucking based and 100% agree
>>6198732makes fun of whites but would never allow anyone to make fun of his own tribe, the jews
>>6211309That happens a lot, they do run the media after-all so what do you expect. I just look at /tv/ instead of watching any of it .
>>6197404
>>6211309>>6211410It's better than that, SBC played an Israeli officer and got Jason Spencer (a Republican Georgia state representative) to run around with his butt out while yelling racial slurs. Showing who the American politicians really work for.
>>6211309Arr you serious? He makes fun of leftists jews, women, arabs and blacks and gays.Go watch the dictator or bruno.Does he have trump derangement syndrom? Most likely.Is he a lefty himself? Yes.But be honest. Otherwise your argument is mob level single digit IQ.
>>6211444It's funny you omit 9 other countries that invest a lot more in lobbying in the US gov.. I find lately that people shitting on the jews often use that scapegoat to deflect their on subversive actions aimed at cucking America. Top 10 countries by total FARA-reported spending in the US (OpenSecrets Foreign Lobby Watch data, cumulative since 2016 through recent 2025 filings):China — ~$563 millionJapan — ~$504 millionLiberia — ~$433 millionSaudi Arabia — ~$422 millionMarshall Islands — ~$382 millionSouth Korea — ~$363 millionBahamas — ~$293 millionUnited Arab Emirates — ~$270 millionQatar — ~$269 millionIsrael — ~$215 million Every time i shine this little fact the thread gets pruned/deleted.. gee i wonder why
>>6211474we havent been fighting wars for China Japan Liberia Saudi Arabia Marshall Islands South Korea Bahamas United Arab Emirates Qatargee i wonder why
>>6211474>Israel — ~$215 millionthat's only the ones that can be traced, then you have blackmail, holocaust gibs, spying, theft and who knows how else.
>>6211474I'm the anon you replied to, so it sounds like there's a Qatari version of AIPAC that owns Congress I've never heard of before, not to mention the media being full of Qataris who make sure the public is always steered away from anything that would actually harm Qatar, thanks for that.
>>6211500what?you seriously have no idea of the amounts of foreign students? (300K) US accepts from china every year? wow..Japan I'm sure you don't know all of the bases and promises to defend japan US holds, going as far as risking a lot to defend it.Saudia arabia, Korea, UAE, Qatar, all host multiple tens of thousands of US troops defending those countries..US is defending those arab countries today from Iran, having to deal with subversive arabs..Europe and america are invaded by radical muslims who want to see america become a muslim country..Sure anon, but the jews, with their constant tales of the holocaust and overrepresentation in media that's the real threat. and israel, which had nothing to do with Iraq 1+2 wars nor afghanistan, if anything they wanted a weaker Iran, not a weaker Iraq..Boy arguing with people like you is arguing with either shills/bots or plain idiots who have jew derangement syndrome. fucking sheep, the lot of you. can't even tell you're being directed to think a certain way about a single country ignoring all other issues or problems.
>>6197514ai slop
>>6195878>>6195881>>6195901>>6197376>>6197507>>6197513this one its just gold>>6197518>>6200686>>6202346>>6203047lost
>>6195901Based Blunt
>>6197513Holy fucking kek
>>6211575>>6212001Are you an american, yes or no?Answer this first.I do not believe you are because i see no sign of you being pro america not speaking as someone who cares about america.Go on. Answer the question.
Anyone got that really old one where some woman was struck by lightning and during the hospital interview playback the tape glitched and the hosts started laughing?
>>6212020Never mind, I found it earlier in the thread. Here's an old French TV classic.
>>6212026Typical shameless Jew behavior.
>>6212030idgi
>>6212020>>6212026which one is it? couldn't find it.
>>6212346Here >>6198287
Long shot, but I remember one where a guy was showing off an emergency diving suit that unfolded from an old-fashioned valise style case & the reporter lost it. Does anyone have that one?
>>6212017I am pro America. The America that puts its citizens first instead of Pissrael, jew.
>>6211420Lol he immediately felt embarrassed. Intrusive thoughts won
>>6211589Retarded gen z brain rot
>>6212661Ok, we are making some progress, thanks for answering.Now here comes the tough part.Why you talk about jews but no mention of radical islam, chineae or russian subversion..Are you against these as well? Do you believe the hundreds of millions of dollars arabs and chinese pour into this country are bad?If you do, i know you are a fair person albeit misguided.If you don't, i know you are a total dumb sheep or agent of propaganda.
>>6211589fucking stupid faggotry
>>6195897>2015wtf, that was ages ago
>>6195901this is so ridiculous, really
>>6197513lm-fucking-ao
>>6211589my fucking kekplease someone post the original
>>6212030i don't get it
>>6197513Holy shit an eclrotum!
bumpy
>>6212320>>6212542>>6213143Its a premature ejaculation joke
>>6213355>But what about SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXDespicable
>>6212043Gets me every time
>>6212043This video perfectly sums up the problems with smartphone ubiquity
>>6198119>>6195901 nice
>>>6212790 >>6212960seething soilenials
>>6216007Why was he laughing?
>>6213012You just KNOW
>>6199259>0:44lol'd at that laff
>>6216268his kid apparently died'ed
>>6212043Lupin the thiiiii - hiiiiiird
>>6195884She is a funny ole yenta I will give her that
>>6195907POOLS CLOSED!https://youtube.com/watch?v=ywGkFHFls0w&list=RDywGkFHFls0w&start_radio=1&pp=
>>6199345>>6200336Next time just say>Why yes I am very brown
>>6198732He spent his whole career mocking Huwhites, blacks, central Asians and others but came out not to long ago said DONT YOU EVER MOCK OR DEMEAN JEWS YOU FILTHY GOYIM!!!he is a hypocrite of the highest order
>>6211474AIPAC isn't required to register under FARA
>>6211604>and israel, which had nothing to do with Iraq 1+2 wars nor afghanistan, if anything they wanted a weaker Iran, not a weaker Iraq..Wtf? You have obviously never heard of a strategy for Israel in the 1980s by Yinon Oded
>>6216268Dupers delight, it was a hot mic moment, and they didn't know they were on camera, and there they are just laughing and having a grand ole time just hours after their kids were slaughteredX
>>6219087Obviously, who cares about what some dude said? Uou want me to judge the american policy based on what alex jones says? I have been living in israel most of my life and have friends and served in the idf, and none of us knowsavout this shit. So it exists but it's something obscure. There are plenty of Israelis, many of them are completely out of touch with reality that writes books or promote a world vision which has very little to do with what the country does or its people think. Israel was not in favour of attacking iraq because it removes the counter balance to iran. If you are into conspiracy stuff i can't really discuss anything with you as there is nothing i can say to change your mind, I can only discuss proven common knowledge what we both can verify as real events. None of the non israeli channels talking about iraq 1/2 mebtioned israel as being a player.I van however cite many aources tellung you that Hizballah, the Houthis and to large extent Hamas were funded and directed by iran. There are other entities that fund the terrorism around us like Qatar but Iran is the biggest player by a large gap. Israel had little to gain from a weaker iraq. If it were lebanon or syrian then i could have agreed with you that yeah we have a lot to gain from america taking over those countries.
>>6219434>Obviously, who cares about what some dude said>Obviously, who cares about the official policy of the Bush and Obama and now the Trump administration that based entirely on that plan. >Just shut your eyes goyimShut the fuck up
>>6219434>The dancing Israelis and the Israeli Art students didn't exist.Trump won his first term based on telling the truth. You should try it some time.
>>6219435>>6219464So this is the level of conversation you engage in?I will adjust - Both of you can suck on my dong, your opinion does not matter and you can't do jack shit.So keep bitching with your important rage.
>>6202342There's at least something happening on the TV beyond your own face
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787417872541779.mp4
>>6211474AIPAC isn't registered with FARA you lying kike dog
>>6195893>>6195967
