Anyone have that lady that mistook bump for cocaine. Shit was cash.
>>6195878The funniest part of this is that was the result of a prank call that the news station believed without verification kek
>>6195911it was an intern at the NSTB who tipped the station with an official line, and they never double checked or read the names out loud beforehand.
>>6195914I'd buy that fucker a beer.
>>6195901Tbf police officers and other government officials should be the social most venerable people
>>6195893The reversed one when they're working on assembling IKEA furniture is a great edit
>>6195901hahaha I barely held it in cus I am in the office
>>6195914i think the report was that the intern 'confirmed' the names. my interpretation of this is that the newsroom called the NTSB with the names and an intern said oh yeah sure thats true.
>>6196208>that white guyok come fucking on that cant be real
>>6196208loved that boondocks episode,
>>6196240the white guy part was added in.
>>6196282first phase of undeveloped dementia.here's the full interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbfXp8_qjo
>>6196183I've been to that city. East Bay Area, CA.
>>6196240>Gabriel Diaz>Black
>>6195966Yea that will make sane police officers... fuckin retard
>>6196349he meant to reply to>>6196208
>>6196181nah, they had a NTSB number, call to ask for any scoop, the intern was the one who picked up the call and gave them a huge scoop with the pilots' names.
>>6196182I don't get what the issue is here.
>>6196404>East Bay Area, CAI'm stuck here too bro
>>6195893those tv tables look a lot cheaper than i would've thought
>>6195903criminally underrated
>>6197043Los Angeles Rapers would've worked too. They brought in every whiteboy they could to try and get people to watch after Lebron wrecked the league.I think white and latin-x audiences have moved to hockey and soccer.
>>6195903not sure if its here
>>6195879Was the sound edited in?
>>6195897>zoomers.webm
>Over_9000_penises_Oprah_Winfrey.webm
>>6195903
>>6195903>>6197404Aw man, just while I was looking for mine. This one has more of the segment, at least.
>>6197376>>6197404>>6197412kek and we are supposed to take them seriously.?
>>6197503
>>6197525lol thanks for the reminder to watch brass eye again, it's been too many years since i checked my old dvd
>>6195893i can almost make it through but always lose at the shaking empty chair
>>6195901Hell yeah
>>6197721still to this day annoyed that 16 y/o me in '99 thought ali g was funny.before any autists reee, yes i know the gay angel character he's playing in this bum-in-the-face-of-eminem skit isn't the ali g character.the point is sascha baron cohen was/is a subversive jew piece of shit cunt.fuck him and fuck everything he's shat out.absolute prick.
>>6197504>Fall fashionReality writes its own best jokes.
>>6197800Man, I wish I caught that. Good job.
>>6196183kek I remember this one, you don't happen to have the longer version do you.?
>>6195901
>>6197513keeeeek
>>6197569Splatted by a roboplegic wrongcock
Sorry no sound
>>6197743what did he do?
>>6198732anon thought borat was real. many such cases
>>6197503YOU JUST KNOW
>>6197507ONE IS SIMPLY AWARE
>>6197513lmao
>>6198290c-cute
>>6197503The knowledge is already within you
>>6198047I could be from Tibet.
>>6198290>wiping the lens with some random pocket napkinScratches, scratches everywhere.
>>6197504>Girl falls>People laugh>Metal riff startsSIE IST EIN MODEL UND SIE SIETH GUT AUS
Does any one have DeeDee Mega DooDoo?
>>6197397The stop sign was edited in you dingus
>>6200652
>>6200684Lol thanks anon, this one always cracks me up.
>>6200684Isn't the clip a lot longer?
>>6195897can't blame themsportsballs and burger sportsballs especially are boring as fuck
>>6197514lmfao
>>6196469>>6195937>>6195911He got fired for this btw. Dude sacrificed his job for that joke
>>6197721this is the prime example of celebrity humiliation. hehe, fuck eminem anyway.
>>6198732>sex is le funny
>>6195897>"They're all completely transfixed by the technology.">Boomers everywhere cheer, as they sit unmoving staring at their TV for hours on end
>>6202210Marshall is great.
>>6195893Based, they will be rotting in hell, but they will still be based.
>>6195878
>>6200575there's a transparent cover plate on top of the lens.
>>6200575>random pocket napkinYou clearly don't know that sharks roam the streets of Japan, therefore Japanese women always carry the softest tissue around to clean the mess off themselves without damaging their skin. This was much more of an issue in the early 2000 but society still hasn't fully recovered as evidenced by the webm
>>6197514kek
>>6197497>and we are supposed to take them seriouslyIf you ever did you're already too far gone.
>>6195903>the mask worked
>>6205043kek
>>6200686>In the be-nigging
>>6195903You nauseate me! You really are a heel!
>>6202723hahahaha
>>6195893Memri TV is a confirmed israeli psyop.
>>6198290God I wish I was that camera...
>>6201305>phYsIcAl ActIvItIEs
>>6198732Mass broadcast of sinister degeneracy
Bump.
>>6195878>The chief asked if the victim had been crushed, to which the firefighter replied "like someone dropped a pumpkin."Ouch.
>>6201060Baseball is definitely not a spectator sport.
>>6202342The difference is tye boomer sitting in front of the TV all day isn't a vapid narcissist like the women of this generation.
>>6202342What's next, you're gonna say heroin is healthier than meth?
>>6210123>The difference is tye boomer sitting in front of the TV all day isn't a vapid narcissisthahaha. you sho' 'bout dat? i take it you haven't met many boomers then.doesn't matter what generation or race you are, vapidity and narcissism seem to be the baseline for an extremely large % of the population.always has been, always will be. mankind doesn't fundamentally change much, just takes on different guises but it boils down to the same ancient traits from time immemorial.
>>6197397That's definitely not real. Actual stop signs are at minimum 2x as big as the one that "hit" her.
>>6195901If I was superman, I would force that entire city to watch Clannad for this transgression.
>>6197397The whole thing is edited.
>>6200681>>6210609>>6210584Could have sworn, I had seen that before with a fish hitting her (and a different sound, which prompted me to ask).After looking up the original from 2015: Nothing hit Teresa at all.
>>6200686thats not him, someone dubbed the clip (said someone is southern African, probably Malawian, by accent)t. safferer
>>6196240whitest /pol/ack
>>6195901>his punishment>a day off work so he can devote that time to shit posting
>>6197376
>>6197513ffs i was not expecting that
>>6197743fucking based and 100% agree
>>6198732makes fun of whites but would never allow anyone to make fun of his own tribe, the jews
>>6211309That happens a lot, they do run the media after-all so what do you expect. I just look at /tv/ instead of watching any of it .
>>6197404
>>6211309>>6211410It's better than that, SBC played an Israeli officer and got Jason Spencer (a Republican Georgia state representative) to run around with his butt out while yelling racial slurs. Showing who the American politicians really work for.
>>6211309Arr you serious? He makes fun of leftists jews, women, arabs and blacks and gays.Go watch the dictator or bruno.Does he have trump derangement syndrom? Most likely.Is he a lefty himself? Yes.But be honest. Otherwise your argument is mob level single digit IQ.
>>6211444It's funny you omit 9 other countries that invest a lot more in lobbying in the US gov.. I find lately that people shitting on the jews often use that scapegoat to deflect their on subversive actions aimed at cucking America. Top 10 countries by total FARA-reported spending in the US (OpenSecrets Foreign Lobby Watch data, cumulative since 2016 through recent 2025 filings):China — ~$563 millionJapan — ~$504 millionLiberia — ~$433 millionSaudi Arabia — ~$422 millionMarshall Islands — ~$382 millionSouth Korea — ~$363 millionBahamas — ~$293 millionUnited Arab Emirates — ~$270 millionQatar — ~$269 millionIsrael — ~$215 million Every time i shine this little fact the thread gets pruned/deleted.. gee i wonder why
>>6211474we havent been fighting wars for China Japan Liberia Saudi Arabia Marshall Islands South Korea Bahamas United Arab Emirates Qatargee i wonder why
>>6211474>Israel — ~$215 millionthat's only the ones that can be traced, then you have blackmail, holocaust gibs, spying, theft and who knows how else.
>>6211474I'm the anon you replied to, so it sounds like there's a Qatari version of AIPAC that owns Congress I've never heard of before, not to mention the media being full of Qataris who make sure the public is always steered away from anything that would actually harm Qatar, thanks for that.
>>6211500what?you seriously have no idea of the amounts of foreign students? (300K) US accepts from china every year? wow..Japan I'm sure you don't know all of the bases and promises to defend japan US holds, going as far as risking a lot to defend it.Saudia arabia, Korea, UAE, Qatar, all host multiple tens of thousands of US troops defending those countries..US is defending those arab countries today from Iran, having to deal with subversive arabs..Europe and america are invaded by radical muslims who want to see america become a muslim country..Sure anon, but the jews, with their constant tales of the holocaust and overrepresentation in media that's the real threat. and israel, which had nothing to do with Iraq 1+2 wars nor afghanistan, if anything they wanted a weaker Iran, not a weaker Iraq..Boy arguing with people like you is arguing with either shills/bots or plain idiots who have jew derangement syndrome. fucking sheep, the lot of you. can't even tell you're being directed to think a certain way about a single country ignoring all other issues or problems.
>>6197514ai slop
>>6195878>>6195881>>6195901>>6197376>>6197507>>6197513this one its just gold>>6197518>>6200686>>6202346>>6203047lost
>>6195901Based Blunt
>>6197513Holy fucking kek
>>6211575>>6212001Are you an american, yes or no?Answer this first.I do not believe you are because i see no sign of you being pro america not speaking as someone who cares about america.Go on. Answer the question.
Anyone got that really old one where some woman was struck by lightning and during the hospital interview playback the tape glitched and the hosts started laughing?
>>6212020Never mind, I found it earlier in the thread. Here's an old French TV classic.
>>6212026Typical shameless Jew behavior.
>>6212030idgi
>>6212020>>6212026which one is it? couldn't find it.
>>6212346Here >>6198287
Long shot, but I remember one where a guy was showing off an emergency diving suit that unfolded from an old-fashioned valise style case & the reporter lost it. Does anyone have that one?
>>6212017I am pro America. The America that puts its citizens first instead of Pissrael, jew.
>>6211420Lol he immediately felt embarrassed. Intrusive thoughts won
>>6211589Retarded gen z brain rot
>>6212661Ok, we are making some progress, thanks for answering.Now here comes the tough part.Why you talk about jews but no mention of radical islam, chineae or russian subversion..Are you against these as well? Do you believe the hundreds of millions of dollars arabs and chinese pour into this country are bad?If you do, i know you are a fair person albeit misguided.If you don't, i know you are a total dumb sheep or agent of propaganda.
>>6211589fucking stupid faggotry
>>6195897>2015wtf, that was ages ago
>>6195901this is so ridiculous, really
>>6197513lm-fucking-ao
>>6211589my fucking kekplease someone post the original
>>6212030i don't get it
>>6197513Holy shit an eclrotum!
bumpy
>>6212320>>6212542>>6213143Its a premature ejaculation joke
>>6213355>But what about SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXDespicable
>>6212043Gets me every time
>>6212043This video perfectly sums up the problems with smartphone ubiquity
>>6198119>>6195901 nice
>>>6212790 >>6212960seething soilenials
>>6216007Why was he laughing?
>>6213012You just KNOW
>>6199259>0:44lol'd at that laff
>>6216268his kid apparently died'ed
>>6212043Lupin the thiiiii - hiiiiiird
>>6195884She is a funny ole yenta I will give her that
>>6195907POOLS CLOSED!https://youtube.com/watch?v=ywGkFHFls0w&list=RDywGkFHFls0w&start_radio=1&pp=
>>6199345>>6200336Next time just say>Why yes I am very brown
>>6198732He spent his whole career mocking Huwhites, blacks, central Asians and others but came out not to long ago said DONT YOU EVER MOCK OR DEMEAN JEWS YOU FILTHY GOYIM!!!he is a hypocrite of the highest order
>>6211474AIPAC isn't required to register under FARA
>>6211604>and israel, which had nothing to do with Iraq 1+2 wars nor afghanistan, if anything they wanted a weaker Iran, not a weaker Iraq..Wtf? You have obviously never heard of a strategy for Israel in the 1980s by Yinon Oded
>>6216268Dupers delight, it was a hot mic moment, and they didn't know they were on camera, and there they are just laughing and having a grand ole time just hours after their kids were slaughteredX
>>6219087Obviously, who cares about what some dude said? Uou want me to judge the american policy based on what alex jones says? I have been living in israel most of my life and have friends and served in the idf, and none of us knowsavout this shit. So it exists but it's something obscure. There are plenty of Israelis, many of them are completely out of touch with reality that writes books or promote a world vision which has very little to do with what the country does or its people think. Israel was not in favour of attacking iraq because it removes the counter balance to iran. If you are into conspiracy stuff i can't really discuss anything with you as there is nothing i can say to change your mind, I can only discuss proven common knowledge what we both can verify as real events. None of the non israeli channels talking about iraq 1/2 mebtioned israel as being a player.I van however cite many aources tellung you that Hizballah, the Houthis and to large extent Hamas were funded and directed by iran. There are other entities that fund the terrorism around us like Qatar but Iran is the biggest player by a large gap. Israel had little to gain from a weaker iraq. If it were lebanon or syrian then i could have agreed with you that yeah we have a lot to gain from america taking over those countries.
>>6219434>Obviously, who cares about what some dude said>Obviously, who cares about the official policy of the Bush and Obama and now the Trump administration that based entirely on that plan. >Just shut your eyes goyimShut the fuck up
>>6219434>The dancing Israelis and the Israeli Art students didn't exist.Trump won his first term based on telling the truth. You should try it some time.
>>6219435>>6219464So this is the level of conversation you engage in?I will adjust - Both of you can suck on my dong, your opinion does not matter and you can't do jack shit.So keep bitching with your important rage.
>>6202342There's at least something happening on the TV beyond your own face
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787417872541779.mp4
>>6195893>>6195967
>>6208036Has to be the only funny/good thing they've ever done.
>>6216268Because lots of children totally just died. It really happened, a jury decided OK?
>>6219670>ImportantYes their rage is very important, because Israel's lobbies are not registered as foreign country lobbies Go shill somewhere else. Chinese and Arab influence on America is nothing compared to Israel and Mossad's influence on our government and politicians. If you dispute that, you are either dishonest or willfully ignoring it to shill.
>>6197400This are Millenial chicks, that video is old as fuck
>>6199259Wholesome!
>>6221785That's supposedly 2015. Back then the YOUNGEST Millennial was about 20.Those grills are clearly in their teens.
>>6208036That's just arab cope. If you actually look up what Memri's critics say, the worst they do is point out that Memri is using embarrassing clips that make arabs look bad, they actually admit that the translations for the subtitles are accurate.
>>6221770I meant to write impotent. I also stopped reading past it. cos you are a faggot troll. You are impotent and powerless to do anything. Islam will take you because you are a powerless. You can not do anything to anyone
>>6222294Can a nigga borrow a French fry? Now, how's a nigga gonna borrow a French fry, you gonna give it back?
>>6219086>>6220448AIPAC is American, retards. You guys realize jews live in the US too, right?
>>6213355no its a "i would try to rape her" joke
>>6197513My mom thought this was funny as hell. Thanks chief
>>6222311It's so American that they offed the president for trying to get them to register as a foreign lobby. Seriously, your logic is weak. Africans live here too, but they sure as shit don't act like us.
>>6222294>the school district says that is not what they trained him to dofucking kek
>>6212030>>6212320>>6212542>>6213355she spends the last seconds she has to live realising she only has seconds to live
>>6202723most honest politician
>>6212043snokenbollokes is universally adored by whatever country he is from all the young people flock to his cringe concerts. this video is exceptionally misleading. they all think he is very cool
>>6224112The point is that the guy has some guilty pleasure and it being broadcast is embarrassing to him as he has unreasonably high expectations of himself. It's like if your friends got into your car and some sonic AMV starts autoplaying.
>>6211420his heart is in the right place
>>6222335more
>>6222335is that why he's called a chairperson and not a chairman?
bump
>>6196281Same, Loved how they always had crazy dialogues VERBATIM from originals that I would never expect to be real until I searched. Amazing show about niggers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8
>>6197721Was this not staged? I remember hearing a it about it back in the day on those MTV commentary shows.
>>6200575You clearly do not know much beyond consumer cameras. That is not the lens at all my friend. Even if it was, do you really think we could clearly see her whole hand as she touches the lens.
>>6217960Nigger, you keep saying that like it means something. The tism got you?
>>6196349don't think you read the post I was replying to.
>>6226220It means "Dogfucker" Its part of our cultural heritage on this site.
>>6200573So now it's muh 8 million. That number always changes.
>>6213157KYS faggot.
>>6211444It was like an irl version of this skit
>>6227136This was actually kind of funny. Is it really SNL?
>>6196208>>6196281>>6226170
>>6227110I always thought Vlad men are such brutes. Even the faggiest is such an animal.
>>6211589>>6213141I love this video so much it's unreal. Same with the original. The OG is buried somewhere in my computer under an obscure filename and I have no hope of finding it. SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE ORIGINAL.
>>6211764Crazy that people don’t see this as ai
>>6211474in the event this isn’t a mossad agent, your “evidence” only further proves how suspicious it should be that American politicians are so eager to go to blows for a country that doesn’t even rank top ten in terms of financial contributors
>>6211589>>6213141>>6227894i know the one but i don't know if i saved it, it might have been too gay for my harddrive if that's even possible
>>6228019and
>>6228019>>6228021bro, i was about to post>i can't believe we lost the orignal meme, boys>it's overbut then i found webm related in my wsg folder while looking for a sad webmisn't this it?
>>6228114i believe so and there's another one with orientals ("asians" in american-speak) re-enacting it irl
>>6197511She is cute
>>6227477What you're seeing in this clip is the Russian equivalent of "white trash", aka "быдлo". Slavs in general and Russians specifically are responsible for some of the best literary fiction and speculative science fiction that the world has ever seen. This doesn't even touch upon their contributions to the sciences, philosophy, and the Christian religion.I'm afraid your take does more to highlight your blindspots than anything else.
>>6222194Well, if they're trying to make Arabs look bad, it's not working. Those Arabs are based and blackpilled and only radicalize more westerners.
>>6227137It was cut after dress rehearsal but published online.
>>6212030>>6212320>>6213143Grant Imahara, the guy on the right, died from a brain aneurysm at 49. He likely only had a few seconds from knowing something was wrong to being dead. It's kind of ironic because he bursts out laughing for no apparent reason here. I think that's the joke the poster intended.
>>6212788look at his appropriate gesture at 0:22
>>6224509 fakersthey are pretending as if it is a very bad thing.
>>6228583Fuck off zigger
>>6212030its a physics joke: "seconds" is a measurement/value of time, not it's quantity, i.e. if you have billions of seconds to live, you'll be alright.
>>6228583>n-no, you don't understand, there were two great russian writers a century ago! we're still a first world nation!
>>6229505>>6229662>/k/ope trannies crawling out of the woodworkTwo more weeks until Crimea Beach Party, bros :^)
>>6229737hows the party in donbass, dumbass?
>>6222195Why would i be scared of Islam kek, that religion relies on the western world for its anime and snacksBunch of inbred sand jockeys. You wont be changing much of anything
>>6228019>>6228021>>6228114
>>6226220newfag
>>6231746hachimi
>>6226220It's part of the brown lust-insecurity-seethe nexus. It's a way for them to lower the status of a woman, particularly White women so they don't lose izzat.
>>6213355>>6229454>>6223068ffs. ill explain it since youre a bunch of autists.the joke is that you cant fuck in that short amount of time. thats literally it. grant literally made a career building fucking robots and shit and even still he was more of a normie than you retards.
>>62310881. The pandemic is over because of the vaccines2. The vaccines are 100% safe and 100% effective. Every doctor in the entire world says so.3. You antivaxers are only alive because the majority of people got vaccinated, so you should be fucking thanking us4. Other flat earth idiots like you imply that whoever was dizzy or fainted in that period was because of the vax, that is preposterous, as there are countless other reasons, like the number one reason is stress because there is a fucking pandemic going on.5. This isn't funny, it's just a poor man having a seizure, why is it funny? Are you a misanthropic sadist?
>>6232104Fascinating bait, but you're not selling it well enough.
>>62005738 bajillion kikes died baka
>>6200573Americans are so racist I can't believe they harass that poor Tibetan man like that!
>>6232104>>Other flat earth smart guys that are better than like you that globe believers think they know everything about the worldOkay, thanks. lol
>>6195903>>6197085It's one of the funniest things I think that has ever happened
>>6197412Wait you guys have been doing coke all this time
>>6232299His fucking faceMan gave her two thumbs up
>>6227136snl could have been funny all these decades but for censorship? damn
>>6229505i'm sure the subtitles without audio of foreign people are true and not completely made up
>>6231085wait , this actually intrigued me, anybody has more info ?
>>6231088poor guy, is he okay now?
>>6197497When you understand that the same thing apply to all of Judaism and their Jewish identity, that it's basically made up stolen/adopted history and myths from other people, it makes more sense. Psychotic lunatics believing their own lies.
>>6211474this is a funny TV moment
>>6232590AIPAC money can't be THAT good
>>6231088
>>6232590King Charles too
>>6232664the federal reserves is not federal it is private and it has no reserves
>>6196183800 million jews. I see what you did there. She is one of those accelerationists huh?
>>6197412Why is this so infuriating? That blonde isn't even that old
>>6200573It waa 800 BILLION jews you Nazi bitch
>>6197135>We can't compete with blacks so we've moved to hockey soccer.
>>6232416stop posting this retard cargo cult "i'm such an independent thinker" skepticism response below every single "antisemitic" post you see.
>>6232298What's got the man with a piece of liver so riled up?
>>6197721Goyim really think this is "funny" or real. Like, look at this one go: >>6197743
>>6212030I get it. By responding "Seconds? That's it? Only seconds?" She unwittingly gave her answer, she would respond by quibbling in disbelief and then fall over dead
>>6227110russians really are just white dindu's
>>6232104bait used to be believable
>>6211474the sheer fucking CHUTZPAH to claim kike spending on us lobbying is fucking 215 mil in cumulative over a decade is kinda impressive.
>>6195878>anon doesn't realize everything he ever sees transmitted to him through technology is staged and fake ngmi
>>6222592tell your mom i love her ass
>>6232298Can someone translate the arabic please?
>1. The pandemic is over because of the vaccines>2. The vaccines are 100% safe and 100% effective. Every doctor in the entire world says so.>3. You antivaxers are only alive because the majority of people got vaccinated, so you should be fucking thanking us>4. Other flat earth idiots like you imply that whoever was dizzy or fainted in that period was because of the vax, that is preposterous, as there are countless other reasons, like the number one reason is stress because there is a fucking pandemic going on.>5. This isn't funny, it's just a poor man having a seizure, why is it funny? Are you a misanthropic sad-ACK
>>6232553>Yes, he can vote.
>>6233719>Other flat earth idiots like you imply that whoever was dizzy or fainted in that period was because of the vax, that is preposterous, as there are countless other reasons, like the number one reason is stress because there is a fucking pandemic going on.Other people are just counted as dead but not because of the vax.
>>6233642>>6233203>One more thing! WHALE! WHALE MEAT! It's food! Does Lindbergh know what I have in this package?>other guy: Bauge sit down! >Shut up you know nothing about this!>other guy: sit down now!>NO! >third guy: you're just on the hunt.. (unintelligeble)>This is fresh whale meat! It is food! Does someone want to eat?!It's from an old debate program in Norway where they were discussing whaling. That guy in the vid was a lunatic they hired as someone to represent "the normal guy in the street" during the debates. He has since claimed he often acted during the programmes.
>>6196404San Leandro here. I have no idea where that is
>>6211558It also neglects the dual citizen contributions like AIPAC.
>>6232321That's why you're here forever. It's just a coke addiction.
