In this thread we enjoy the upcoming abortion that is Christopher Nolan's Odyssey before it officially comes out for the normies
>>6196598I'm clipping from the film currently. I got it from /tv/
>>6196599This is how the film starts
>>6196598I see niggers and immediately lose interest.I see trannies and want to burn the cinema to the ground.
>>6196601I've spent the time to put all the Starring blacks into the three clips I've posted so far.Any other requests?Any anon reply to the OP with requests for clips.
>>6196598cyclops scenes please?
>>6196600PAJEET second in command And these aren't Greek biremes or triremes, they're literal Norse Viking longboatsBRAVO NOLAN
>>6196604Let's see Ellen Page.
>>6196610The scene of the cyclops is around 10 minutes in the 3 hour film. Here's a snip.
>>6196612There's multiple scenes with her and they're hilarious. I'll take a minute to put those together like the BLACK ones I started the thread with.While you wait, does anyone know of any free AI sites that can clean up these clips and enhance them to be a little more clear and/or High Def?
>>6196612Ellen stars and starts the movie
>>6196621lmao (s)he even looks like a bitch while getting lynched
>>6196621She was an above average looking woman who now looks like a way below average man. Good job, Jews!
>>6196623She doesn't look like a man though. She looks like a 13 year old boy, which is what all women with short hair look like.
Can't believe this is how it starts.
>>6196621she cant stop being a little girl
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
>>6196598lol, why is that little boy acting in this movie like he's a grown man!
lol
>>6196611Pentakonters, not biremes or triremes. Given it's Homeric period with Achaens not Greeks
Every single still or clip I see of this is worse than the last. I can't even believe these are real. What the fuck was Nolan thinking? Why did he even make this? I don't even understand why he would want to make this. But if he wanted to make it, why make it like this?
>>6196719This sure sounds like someone being enticed by seductive sirens!
>>6196710She is so fucking ugly WTF
>>6196722oscar checklist, look it up.
>>6196656They're calling this the most reddit post on the board
>>6196728He could have tried to make a good movie that would meet the checklist. Why the fuck would he try to do it with the Odyssey?
>>6196725the movie is incredibly, bizarrely sexless. every sexual encounter odysseus has is removed so thats why you get this scene with him going on about vague things. he doesnt even have sex with his wife in the end. why nolan decided on this but put in so much sex in oppenheimer truly boggles the mind
>>6196599>No.>Nooo!>No!>No. No!lmao this isn't quite megalopolis but I'll take it.
Bump
>>6196743is this shit supposed to be funny? lmaaoooo
>>6196743Not exactly the bug pit from Peter Jackson's King Kong, is it?
>>6196599>who bows first? Do I bow first?>oop your giant mohawk is coming towards my faceinspired direction