street food
Even Arabs know "clean hand-dirty hand".
>>6199371Jfc how does a country allow all that honking lolThere is literally no reason for itYet they do itAnd even worse these retards allow itLmao
>>6199818ask for spanish food
secret india thread?
How is every clip just FULL OF FUCKING HONKING
>>6199371Oddly obsessed with wiping his stuff off for someone using his hand as a spatula.>>6199372If only there was something that could mimic diarrhea dripping off a humans fingers!>>6199374I kept skipping ahead to get to the part where it doesn't look like literal shit. Never happened.
Street food~Insectshttps://youtu.be/j-mEsiniuns
>>6199371That's a strange looking jeet
>>6199371Imagine waking up as a new born baby, and not only are you an indian, not only are you dirt poor in a city of millions, but you look like a goofy ass retarded fucking chipmunk
>>6199371he sits kinda tuff
>>6205310This looks like something they would eat on Fear Factor.
>>6205310wtf is that?
>>6199371How much in USD do you think this vendor made off this transaction?
>>6199371He uses the same rag to clean his station, clean his hands, and clean is face probably lol.
>>6211528Oh look there is another family of smaller Indians living behind his stove
>>6208462Aloe vera. If the ingredients had been fresh and not prepared with utensils that haven't been washed in over two decades it probably would not even be that disgusting taste-wise.
>>6211528>actual knife and cutting board.Holy shit, they're evolving.Counterposting with civilized humans instead of goblinposting.
>>6211725great videowould buy from this vendor/10
>>6209730around 15-60 cents>>6211528I feel bad for the rats :(
>>6211900Guy's an absolute master at fried rice.Have another!
>>6199375Sometimes you gotta be grateful you weren't born an Indian living in the slums. Eating literal garbage and bathing in the street using a plastic bucket filled with sewer water.
>>6212304Sometimes? Constantly, biggest gift god can give
>>6211564nyc can tell you stories about them
>>6215068wtf is that?
>>6212251Yeah ChatGPT said something like that, too. Sells the whole egg thing for like... a $1.50 (which seemed really cheap)? Apparently they can make like, what was it, 50 sales a day x $0.50 each for $25.00 a day x 30 days a month for $750/month. ig not a bad wage for that country
>>6213502I think the Mughals were around the last time that cooking oil was changed
>>6211528Upside down open face sandwich? I'm confused
>>6199371This is death, that frying pan is made from the worst yupes of metals including heavy and toxis metals that beind into the food that comes into contact with it. I don't blame the poor idiot filming this but this assures you will get toxic shit in your body. People eating this street food are risking their lives for nothing, it boggles my mind.
>>6211528seasoning: onions, garlic, peppers, and laser printer toners
So many vendors making simple egg sandwiches. Yeah it looks flashy when you chop stuff up real fast, stir it real fast, and pour it on the hot wok. But I could make this at home, with less food borne illness too. It's probably for the best that they don't use much meat in their cooking. They'd be country wide disease lab. We'd have a new covid like illness twice a year.
>>6215824kulfi falooda
>>6216677I think heavy metal poisoning is the least of their worries in India. The most pressing issue is finding a way to deal with their natural predator, the train.
>>6213502>good morning saar. here is your pizza cooked in tuctuc engine oil
>>6215824Chity foold
>>6216677>>6216861Ironically it's light metal poisoning. Aluminum is almost as toxic as lead.
>>6199371El conde Castor!
>>6212263friedegg stand user>>6213502hes cooking trash. kek
>>6205310This is still the most foul street food clip I've seen.
>>6199371I don't understand how such a business exists. They are such simple dishes that you could make at home, and you wouldn't have some random man putting his dirty hands all over it.They have phones, so could afford a frying pan and burner. They can see how it's made, so it isn't a skill issue. It's not precooked, so the time investment is the same.It must be some sort of caste superiority thing, paying for the pleasure of watching a man do what you tell him to.
>>6212304>gotta be grateful you weren't born indianthe worst part is they don't actually have to be like this. They don't have to eat that shit, they could be sanitary, they could live and act like 1st worlders if they wanted to, India basically was still a 1st world nation under British occupation. They actively prefer living like this, this is all a choice they don't have to make but they do anyway.
>>6212304If you saw the same video of a mexican prepping their street slop you'd cream our pantsAll third worlders live like that but you hate on indians while glazing others
>>6219735sure bud
>>6219716>don't actually have to be like thisYou forget the 80 average IQ>>6219735That's why so many white people are flocking to those countries to live there.
>>6219735You're mentally impaired
>>6212263Edward Scissorhands looking mf
>>6211528after watching several of these this one almost seems passable.
>>6215824play-doh
>>6199374at this point, i'm pretty sure this is just india ragebait. there's no way they eat this shit.
>>6216588Bruh, thats beef tallow and mustard oil. Its black in color even when fresh. You need to check your internalized bigotry
>>6217817That tuctuc oil is beef tallow and mustard oil. Its black in color even when fresh
>>6215068Playdough and iced pasta?
>>6199374>>6222626You wish. I could only make it to the part where the second guy poured sewer water into the... potatoes?
>>6219735Mexicans, Thai, Morrocan, even dare I say it, Dutch, street vendors all manage to follow some basic sanitary procedures that keep the dysentery down.
>>6223064>>6223058Lmao even Africans make fun of Jeets.
>>6223066No African ever stood atop the Empire State Building and shouted "I AM CEO SAAR" without meaning it as a joke. They know their own limits.
>>6206997The only true statement in this thread. The rest is mental illness
>>6222633good morning sir!
>>6212263That's not a flambé, that's an oilfire
>>6223498it is night here
>>6199371Vgh... π
>>6199374
>>6223505And now for your moment of Zen.
>>6226096Fuck Japan and fuck japaneses.
>>6216861>The most pressing issue is finding a way to deal with their natural predator, the train.It's not their predator, it's a blessing for them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut"The first European description of this festival is found in a thirteenth-century account by the Late Medieval Franciscan friar and missionary Odoric of Pordenone, who describes Hindus, as a religious sacrifice, casting themselves under the wheels of these huge chariots and being crushed to death."
>>6226100Vietnamese instead?>>6226101>juggernaut.jpgReliving those ancient Aryan steppe invasions.
>>6226004how much izzat did that cost him?
>>6226004Fucking hell. The fact that he argues theres nothing wrong with it is insane.
Vada pavhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3nvefwqWW0>>6226153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LGM82uPuvA
>>6227214>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LGM82uPuvAI know it's "pub feed" but when I first heard it at work, it sounds like "Banh Mi"
>>6227216That's a hilarios video and it does sound like Banh Mi in there. Makes me miss chips with curry sauce.
>>6227437You know, that's a nice and honestly heartwarming video. Besides VERY FEW red flags, I can't see how anyone would have issues with your vid rel unless they're racists pieces of shit. It's just a bunch of bros gathering around and prepping a meal out in the open, I've done plenty of that when out camping with my bros
>>6227448>cleanish hands>boiling meat with potatoes>in a clean pan, for the bush>bros watching the food patiently while chef taste tests and seasonsCan you not see the file name?
>>6227481You got me wrong my brother, I wasn't implying you had a problem with it, I was just genuinely appreciating it lmao
>>6227437For some reason I rather take the aboriginal people than Jeets because these savages were never introduced to civilization meanwhile the British colonized and brought progress to India and yet they're still living in filth.
>>6227661>meanwhile the British colonized and brought progress to Indiagot to be careful with language, we didn't "colonize" much at all, we weren't moving over there in droves.setting up trades and infrastructure didn't require millions upon millions of British to settle in that dump.as the old al murray joke goes, jeetland was basically run by two British blokes and a bike.so the "you colonized us!" shit is absolute bollocks and is no excuse for allowing millions upon millions of insanely retarded rapejeets to swarm into my ancestral lands.as to your comment in general though, yeah i'd rather break bread with those monkies in that vid than give a rapejeet the time of day.sidenote: a manlet jeet (is there any other type) delivered something to the pub this evening and he fucking stunk so bad (not of food, sour b.o. mixed with god knows what) that even the progressive women were complaining about the aftersmell lolbut not "lol", they all need to be brutally genocided immediately.
>>6199371Delete this. It's tough every time i open /wsg i have to watch' this motherless pajeets face
>>6227657Oh, I get it. I get called out when I post that video but it's earnest and fun, especially compared to constant India shit.>>6227661Even bush Africans make fun of Indians for the place they've made for themselves.
>>6219666It's the same principle as people ordering food or getting take away.Most people don't have the time or patience to do food at home, no matter how simple it is.Hail Satan, the Lord of Trips
>>6199371I think indians are slowly doing eugenics if you die you die if you live you end up being resistant to bio weapons
>>6228924Their entire population is getting shorter and more wiry though.
>>6226096>street
>>6226096Is every piece of Japanese cuisine just drowned in oils and onions sauce?
>>6208429That show wasn't that bad, was it? Pretty sure the bugs they used were bred in captivity not in the sewers.
>>6216732That's why in these type of places certain animals became sacred. It's adaptation for survival.
>>6225754I just noticed that not having to clean up, allows them to use high speed and momentum for maximum efficiency.
>>6223446you're mentally ill too???? do u wanna kiss??????
>>6229017the liquid ur seeing in the pans isnt oil. thats donburi the liquid is dashi or dashi + sweet soya sauce most of their food isnt greasy but a lot of it has soya sauce
>>6227448Shut up niggerboi
>>6228181>Even bush Africans make fun of Indians for the place they've made for themselves.Modern remake of the Gods must have fallen from the sky but it is an unlocked IPod instead of a Coke Bottle.
>>6226153Banh mi are delicious.
>>6229003whoops>>6229017Yes, plus about 3x the carbohydrates you really need. Stroke city but delicious.>>6229385There's plenty of oil in that donburi.>>6229722The reverse is true, too. Archeologists dig up a little makeup pot and proclaim it a Ritual Object of Great Importance instead of figuring out what it was actually used for. >>6229836Possibly the best type of sandwiches.
>>6205310My favorite part is the random plastic bottle floating in the plastic bucket, for a few more microplastics in every cup.
>>6212251Rats evolved in india alongside jeets.
>>6212263>hands touching food, India :|>hands touching food, Japan :O
>>6222633You wouldn't happen to be lying to our fucking faces to preserve your izzat, would you?
>>6230127That's a brined herring, it's practically raw.Why does it say smoked, because of the gull? I mis eating those, they don't really sell them here.AlsoGIWTWM
>>6232386if you don't get the difference here you're retarded. He looks a bit sweaty but there's no rats running around on his ingredients and I'm sure it's clean enough, the ingredients come just from the package, not from a rats nest.Also sure this guy doesn't wipe his ass with his bare hands, indians scratch their itchy assholes between every meal.
>>6232388those oils would be way too expensive, and on top of that they're not as black as the stuff in this video.So he's full of shit as well as covered in it.
>>6232437>GIWTWMThe herring?
>>6229017Japanese food is very very light and not heavy/rich in oils typically. Very balanced
